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73e586 No.136418

My fucking sides.

c9b73d No.136424

christine* SHITLORD


26bc06 No.136426

He's a good person because he doesn't agree with what Hitler did


1ab48d No.136445

Chris accepts that a nazi's money is as good as anyone else's when it comes to buying legos and vidya.

I hope that he charged them extra for it.


a0c10b No.136448

>I am a good person

top fucking kek


97dafc No.136450

>>136418

As long the money is good he'll do anything


1ab48d No.136461

CHRIS-CHAN QUITE LITERALLY shit his pants and did nothing WRONG


1ab48d No.136466

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also, bitch tits


43ec9e No.136467

>>136418

Pretty decent quality, for Chris.


b6f7d3 No.136478

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73e586 No.136481

Since Chris seems to be a whore for money these days, I wonder how much it would take for him to make a legit sex tape with a dude.


60e409 No.136482

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>>136466

this truly is a new, exciting chapter in the fucked up life of CWC


1ab48d No.136523

No way does Zyklon Chris have D-cups though.


088284 No.136543

>>136466

'Swinging in at a D cup'

Chris, this is only because you are fat. They just look like normal moobs.


1ab48d No.136931

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

So, some guys cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu.


740e96 No.136966

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>>136931

Nothing new


740e96 No.136967

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740e96 No.136969

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97dafc No.136977

>>136931

>>136966

>>136967

>>136969

Jesus christ we all know kiwispergs are complete retards but what the fuck

I hope they are dressed up like that just for lulz and are not taking huge pride in this…


740e96 No.136990

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>>136931

I have a shit ton more of people who felt the need to make their own medallions


a33ec9 No.136995

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Nice to see Chris acknowledges his past


a33ec9 No.136996

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>>136995

Image related


1ab48d No.136998

>>136977

A couple of years ago, I remember people talking on the foxdick about where they could buy a TRUE and HONEST classic Chris shirt for cosplay purposes before…

IIRC, it is (or was) quite hard to find that specific shirt.


829d5b No.137014

>>136466

> D-cup

If those are D-cups, I've been lied to my entire life.


bcc2bb No.137026

>>136977

>I hope they are dressed up like that just for lulz and are not taking huge pride in this

No shit. What are you even implying? Are you wondering if all those people are doing a legitimate homage to CWC? It's a gag costume.


f970a4 No.137035

>>136426

He also has no idea what Hitler did or didn't do, of course.


813fb4 No.137038

>>137035

Someone should tell him he used mace to gas the jews.


afdd72 No.137169

So when is he back in court?


fb3fd9 No.137174

>>137169

The 23rd.


a26d14 No.137195

>>136998

well "striped shirt" doesnt help google very much


ed6a59 No.137208

>>136523

That's Christian Weston "Degrade the Race at Every Gameplace" Chandler.


d8cee9 No.137219

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>>136931

>Sydney


7268ce No.137228

I love how one of the cosplayers had their gf dress up as Sonichu.


cd7454 No.137244

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>>136418

New logo for /pol/


2314bf No.137258

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>>137014

You have.


29d4ef No.137260

>>136977

Not sure if a-log


cd7454 No.137264

>>137258

They all seem completely randomly sized. I've never understood the system properly.


7c86b6 No.137271

>>137264

Apparently women don't even understand the system.


579433 No.137273

>>137264

It's kind of a pain the ass to understand.

Basically, the number indicates their chest size (under the boobs), most women being from 30 inches to 40 or so. The variance is due to manufacturers not having a set standard of bras, as well as the women having different perkiness.

Also consider that some of those are push ups, and others are normal.

>what about fat women?

Speciality shit.


14a506 No.137274

>>137264

It's bra size versus chest size. They're all sorta the same size breast, but their bodies have a different circumference around the chest area. Things get funky though since cup size is relative to the band size. So a breast that's a 32 DD would be the same breast size as a 30 E or 28 F.


b1986c No.137278

>>137264

I was always to understand that its chest size (the number) then cup size, which is measured on how far the apex of the titty (sometimes nipple, sometimes not) hangs off the chest.

one inch or less–A,AA

2 inches–B

3 inches–C

4 inches–C (some), D, DD

Sauce was a mom who was a professional brafitter and was a 36DD


b1986c No.137282

>>137278

samefag…

remembered that double cup size was for fit only.

So a C that wanted a tight, quadratitty look could go BB, or a D that wanted a loose, bouncy feel goes DD.

So could someone convince CWC to go brafitting for shiggles?


1af931 No.137284

>>136466

So these are the "fresh grown breasts" he was talking about a few days ago?

gross


1ab48d No.137288

>>137284

So, how many tubby/fat guys do you know who have bigger moobs than Chris without even trying? Chris fails at tits.


2314bf No.137341

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>>137264

Volume is what matters when it comes to breast size, not how it looks. Shape comes into play when finding the right fit. If you're shallow, you're not going to want narrow wires and deep cups, and vice versa.


2314bf No.137342

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>>137278

>>137282

Nah man, this ain't the 70s no more. Each letter is a different inch, each letter is a different, separate size that correlates to a different volume. Also, BB doesn't exist.


df709e No.137347

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ee28b9 No.137365

>>136931

>>136966

>>136967

>>136969

>>136990

Chris Chan's cosplayers get closer to pussy than he can. I didn't think his life could get any lower than it is now.


84db5f No.137368

Anyone else notice Chris' FB page has been down since yesterday? Looks like he weened himself into getting reported to death.


f42a9b No.137438

It's amazing how well SJWs and lolcows mix. It's like ketchup and mustard. A real pair.


fb3fd9 No.137440

>>137438

Weakness and lust/greed being the base factors tend to be the reason why.


f02af1 No.137615

>>136995

>Might be Jewish by the sound of that last name. Not saying anything just making note of it

JEW


7268ce No.137806

Wonder if he would make a Stalin medallion.


0b2564 No.137808

>>137806

Only one way to find out. Spend some of your daddy's dosh, you prole, you.


1ab48d No.137831

So, does anyone here actually own a Sonichu medallion (whether a TRUE and HONEST original or a SLANDEROUS REPLICA)?


2ff283 No.138469

I'd be interested to see Chris make more o one-off medallions like this. Whens his next court date? Isn't it coming up?


ee28b9 No.138492

>>137806

Just got a paycheck. Post a link


a77503 No.138500

We should get him to make an Isis medal

or a Westboro Baptist Medal


bafede No.138747

>>138500

Deagle Nation


ccfb1c No.138773

>>137244

add in the heil fart bit pls.


af9bee No.138776

>>137365

I'm sure that's been said before.


9c1e9c No.138921

>>138773

Looks like it's cut off in the original pic.


7268ce No.139003

Waiting for the 23rd at this point.


a1c46f No.139031

>>137244

THE DUBS DEMAND IT


c00a4c No.139073

>>136977

>I hope they are dressed up like that just for lulz and are not taking huge pride in this…

Nigga, one of them cosplayed as Punished Chris. Do you really think they are paying him homage?


37c660 No.139104

>>136996

>Called people jews as an insult more than once

>I don't hate jewish people


1ab48d No.139119

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The toil of all that be

Helps not the primal fault;

It rains into the sea,

And still the sea is salt.


34a008 No.139161

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I miss golden age chris


3d2355 No.139330

>>139161

Yeah. It was so much more light hearted and saccharine back then


1ab48d No.139336

>>139161

I missed golden age Chris. I'd seen Sonichu art and memes around, but I didn't know what it was and never thought anything about it.


3d2355 No.139339

>>139336

Too bad the alogs and weens scared him off from making any more Sonichu releases.


0cc36c No.139343

what the fuck happened to chris

he used to be kind of happy in his idiocy, now it's just depressing and bizarre


1acb35 No.139350

>>139343

after almost 30 years of no gf he came to a realization

he must become the china in order to obtain the china


b7b424 No.139359

>>139350

I used to think Chris's terms were stupid, then I saw all the shit tumblr uses day to day.


f772d6 No.142268

>>136418

This is extreme autism.


5b6665 No.144088

bump


7268ce No.144106

>>139161

Anime of CWC?

I'd pay money to see it.


fd6688 No.180383

>>139359

Chris is just the internet personified.


4451a6 No.180386

He did a bretty gud job considering I only told him to make a Hitler medal, no other instructions.


a41536 No.180406

>>137806

I get the feeling that his Stalin would end up being a generic mustached man. Like you wouldn't know it was supposed to be him unless you were told.




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