/cow/ - Lolpigs

>>137134

Moleman and Chris-Chan.

They're weird as fuck but Brianna Wu seems like a real mood killer. I like to imagine if the other two got drunk they'd at least be palatable, if I was also three sheets to the wind.

>>137136

With Wu-san, I'd be like "you think I'm full of shit, and I think you're full of shit - so how about we freebase and learn to stop worrying and just hamsterdance?".

>>137148

>alcohol party

>not having an ethanol gathering

>>137165

>Not having a corroboree to sniff petrol with your fellow noongas

As long as I don't have to clean up after.

Chris-chan, Robbay and Blob. From a safe distance.

Chris Chan

Pixyteri (to avoid my alcohol party being a complete sausagefest)

David Tanny (as the DJ)

Nick Bate.

Chris, Wu and Null

"Alcohol party"

No anon you are the autist

>>137134

>wanting lolcows in your house

Op you're a fucking nigger.

>>137235

>not wanting lolcows in your house

No anon you're the fucking nigger

-Chris obviously

-Brianna Wu

-That horrific skeleton woman that /pt/ is obsessed with.

Get em all drunk and then watch in amusement as Chris decides whether he wants to fuck Skeletor or the batshit insane tranny version of Bruce Wayne.

-Sarah Nyberg

-Robert Robinson

-Daniel

While Daniel is still a minor grade lolcow in terms of fame I would love to get the three pedos of /cow/ drunk as hell and have them fight it out. Would have people place bets on the winner.

The victorious combatant gets a bullet to the head!

Chris Chan

Sammyclassicsonicfan

A-Log

Chris Chan and PixyTeri because they would inevitably fuck and little Christina would finally be born. I'd pretty much be like the lolcow godfather then.

Third would be TomtheMan68 because we'd just watch movies and eat taco bell.

pixie terrie

Natalie Dom

and Peter Coffin ( so he can film the three way with me and the girls)

Who would you get high with? Crazy Gail?

>>137481

Hanis.

A-log.

He is open about the women he likes.

>>137481

*McPubits*

Pixie Terry

A-Log

Chris Chan

Whatever would happen would write internet history!

There aren't any cows that I'd actually would like to have a drink with, though.

Faye Kane if she counts (has to have some interesting shit to spazz about with booze).

Darksyde Phil

Tila Tequila

At least 2 out of those 3 people have some kind of decent hygiene.

>>137242

Orange? She is nice though. She acts like shit on the outside, but is probably very kind and warm.

>>173736

>Tila Tequila

Good call, I'd love to hear one of those illuminati rants in person

Does Elliot count?

>>173739

Imagine cuddling and having sensual sex with her and then sleeping together. You know you want to.

>>137134

I wouldn't invite any of them.

These are the people I laugh at, not party with.

The trick is avoiding the ones that are outright disgusting.

My choice

>Ben Garrison

Who the fuck wouldn't?

>Peter Coffin

The jokes might be a bit too much after a while, but it's not that important.

>Moviebob

Yes, the refreshments might run a bit low after a while, but that's not a major concern either. He might get preachy, but as I understand it he'll be tame as a kitty cat if you simply stand your ground. Never mind, two SJWs is too much — they might team up with each other.

>Tila Tequila

Not too bad looking (if I remember correctly), and her autism isn't in line with Peters, so there's no risk of them forming an allegance of the morally superior.

The trick is avoiding the ones that are outright disgusting.

My choice

>Ben Garrison

Who the fuck wouldn't?

>Peter Coffin

The jokes might be a bit too much after a while, but it's not that important.

>Moviebob

Yes, the refreshments might run a bit low after a while, but that's not a major concern either. He might get preachy, but as I understand it he'll be tame as a kitty cat if you simply stand your ground. Never mind, two SJWs is too much — they might team up with each other.

>Tila Tequila

Not too bad looking (if I remember correctly), and her autism isn't in line with Peters, so there's no risk of them forming an allegance of the morally superior.G

>alcohol party

Something about the way that's phrased makes it sound like you're 14 or have autism.

Can we invite "lolcows" discussed on lolcow.farm, or is that cheating? If not, I'd definitely go with Jessica Elwood, that former mod who camwhores and has really perky tits, and that samus cosplayer. I mean, they're not *really* lolcows by our standards, but I'd love to be stuck somewhere with the three of 'em and a bunch of alcohol.

No cheating? Linkara, Homor and Ulillillia. We'd sit quietly and play PS2 games, I'd wager.

>>137134

> Linkara

> Linkara

> Linkara

and a cam to film whatever sick shit they'll end up doing

>>174057

>The MMMMMM Brothers in…In Search of Momma's Cock

silent rob and tom hulett. play the silent hill hd collection for a few minutes and watch them attempt to beat the shit out of each other with smugness and autism. 3rd lolpig is a wildcard, i don't give a shit.

It's always been a dream of mine get invited by the mysterious owner of my job's parent company to a fancy rich person's party with the promise of a high paying job if I could impress them with winning the Dinner for Schmuck's award. Then just use what money I had to convince a small army of pigs to show up and sweep every category.