5e51b1 No.138641
First of all, please take a moment to enjoy the fact you are not this guy:
https://twitter.com/strikerwolf1
That's right, a KKK-loving, gun obsessed, inbred babyfur.
Second, I got a suggestion: we should probe Twitter. See, it has a search function that allows you to search for all tweets containing keywords, if you separate words with , while searching, it will search for them separately.
Now here's the fun part: I am hundred percent sure there are more people as retarded as this one, maybe even worse (hope not). Only thing that matters is proper selection of keywords, like "sexy, sonic" or "hot, poney", or even "KKK, MLP", and eventually we should find people even dumber than Chris-chan.
5e51b1 No.138644
Here's more of strikerwolf1 btw.
19f6eb No.138645
Oh my god it's so amazing
705bf9 No.138649
>2015
>Not being a KKK-loving, gun obsessed, inbred babyfur
19f6eb No.138651
I'm honestly crying right now this is the lolcow we need
So sick of the SJW lolcows
705bf9 No.138653
>>138649
I accidentally pressed "New Reply" before asking what a babyfur actually is.
http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Babyfur
Apparently it's exactly what it sounds like.
Also, don't forget that (like any good KKK member) he's a weeaboo.
19f6eb No.138654
Is this guy /pol/'s apotheosis
5e51b1 No.138655
>>138651
You're in luck, this one seems to be retarded and gullible enough too.
I previously posted this on furry (no bully pls!), and somebody retweeted this guy, just to get followed by him. http://8ch.net/furry/res/303696.html#332609
Also apparently he has a daughter who's a furry too, or something. Account is protected, thought.
846d4b No.138658
>>138641
>that face
I'm scared
705bf9 No.138659
Did he actually manage to join the KKK (as he claims in of the related pics)?
You would think that it wouldn't take any KKK member worth a damn more than a few minutes of conversation with this guy until they decided to kick his ass for being a degenerate. Perhaps the KKK is the most sane organisation within western civilisation?
>>138654
I hope this thread doesn't get filled with people patting themselves on the back for not being stormfags.
If you need someone to validate your moral superiority, I can do it for you right now: Well done, you're not nazis. Was it difficult?
19f6eb No.138660
>>138659
With a site this infested…it's a bit of an achievement.
This guy's a fucking gem though.
5e51b1 No.138661
>>138659
It's not funny because he likes KKK. It's funny because he wants to join KKK while pretending he's a baby cartoon animal. It's funny because the man is a katana-owning ugly white trash who argues with cops about the usage of potato cannon in a public park. It's funny because this man is an adult with a child who can't type properly. It's funny because, for fuck's sake, he is just outright stupid, okay?
Besides, KKK is not some unified organization, I wouldn't be surprised if, in deep south, there are entire chapters or whatever they have, all filled with inbred idiots who are one another's cousin.
19f6eb No.138662
This dick wit get posted to kiwi
705bf9 No.138667
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>>138661
Relax, I know why it's funny. I'm just trying to make a preemptive strike against moral faggotry.
Perhaps I'm a bit oversensitive at the moment. I live in sweden, and just saw an article in the government owned news about "mansplaining", and how we can't talk about equallity for both genders because "focusing on one gender isn't going to work". It's not a topic I care that much about, but the stupidity got to me.
If you check out the second pic related in >>138659, he claims to actually have joined the KKK.
I also now realised that this KKK supporter said in that very post
>People might dislike the KKK, but we're people too
9b04a6 No.138680
This is fucking gold. Everything in one, furfag diaperfriend, morbidly obese, sonicfag, nazi, white trash untermensch. Beautiful milking potential right here. Looks like the type who would make videos of sperging out too.
705bf9 No.138686
>>138680
> videos of sperging out too.
This might be his youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC__z4mNjrKINdYy8A6eufXw
It's from a furfag with the name "strikewolf".
Unfortunately the only videos there are recordings of his tv. Perhaps someone with twitter could contact him and fix that problem, perhaps saying that he seems really cool and should do some videos.
336612 No.138691
>>138661
The Klan is indeed more divided than unified. Not due to any real differences or anything of the sort, though. I guess there's just some communication breakdown at the higher levels.
>there are entire chapters or whatever they have, all filled with inbred idiots who are one another's cousin.
While the Klan is filled with idiots, they're mostly not inbred. I mean, it happens, but it's not a membership requirement. Being a Klan member is usually a family thing, though - it's kinda/sorta passed down, in a way. Great grampappy was a Klan member, and then his son was, and then his son was, and so on. The Klan doesn't exactly attract many new members like the Nazis do, so it often happens that the same last names come up at every Klan meeting.
de1f5e No.138790
>>138667
>2015
>still living in sweden
705bf9 No.138808
>>138790
I'm moving in a few months.
ff6c98 No.138810
>>138680
It's almost too good to be true
7271f2 No.138861
>>138686
>>138680
Who is good at doing this sort of thing?
We need experts for this one, this opportunity can't be missed.
705bf9 No.138919
Bump for the Bump god
>>138861
I don't know if an expert is required. This guy seems dense as a rock. I think just asking him in a flattering way will be sufficient. But someone (read: someone less lazy than I, or someone who already has twitter) should get on it.
9b04a6 No.138967
>>138919
https://twitter.com/SpunkyMitts/status/621423727947968513
So I sent him this from my neglected twitter account. Sorry couldn't screenshot that shit, fucking leenux. Hopefully he'll respond. Someone else might also try suggesting him that to double my sentiment.
662e04 No.138977
>>138967
>fucking leenux
I don't know what distro or desktop/wm you're using, but arch wiki is always a great resource:
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Taking_a_screenshot
I have installed scrot and made a hotkey for it.
There are also browser addons (ex:Fireshot for firefox).
662e04 No.138979
>>138967
It's fitting that your twitter account is CummyPaws @SpunkyMitts, given that we're dealing with a furry.
9b04a6 No.138983
>>138979
That account's fucking empty follower/activity wise but I guess that small detail is something, as long as it makes him more inclined/comfortable to respond to.
662e04 No.138985
>>138983
Feel free to change to a furry avatar.
983890 No.139015
Every once in a while someone gets posted who should be prime cow material, but something about the attitude of the people promoting them just seems off and it kills interest.
5e51b1 No.139151
>>138967
And he replied "about". I think he's interested.
>>138985
Yeah, just go to e621, it works like booru, enter keywords like diaperfur or whatever, and select something appropriately degenerate but not too disturbing.
>>139015
How so? Because OP was originally more interested in probing twitter for more lolcows, not the guy in particular? I don't care really, as long as it's a good lolcow material I welcome it with open arms.
705bf9 No.139152
>>139151
>And he replied "about".
I think he means "about what?". This is your chance. Say that he is badass and you think people would like to see him blog about his life/rant about things/info about babyfurrydom/the KKK and niggers. Just get him talking about whaterver.
9b04a6 No.139278
That's how the convo is going so far, not sure if I'll make a big enough influence for him to lift his morbidly obese ass and get his camera. Worth the try anyways, any other anons feel free to add in to the convo.
705bf9 No.139280
9b04a6 No.139282
>>139280
Might want to keep an eye on his youtube account or something, just in case he gets active there or anything. Just some wishful thinking of mine
705bf9 No.139284
>>139282
It was just a guess that it was his. Try to get his real though twatter.
9b04a6 No.139296
>>139284
Yep, the account is definitely his, he sent me this after I asked him if he has one
https://twitter.com/strikerwolf1/status/621796027847282688
Sadly some dumb tv show
705bf9 No.139453
>>139450
Any Jewtubers on this site, please follow his advice here and "punch the shit out of the like button".
None of his videos have a like, one has a dislike. If that dislike is why he unlisted the videos, his ego might be very fragile.
Perhaps someone could even convinse him that there are groups of niggers that go around downvoting videos which are detremental to ther cause. In this way we could turn each downvote into a cruch for his ego.
>>139451
Holy shit that is bad.
705bf9 No.139454
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I missed one.
He starts of this one by saying "hello people on facebook, it's me Striker Wolf". Does anyone have his facebook?
705bf9 No.139455
>>139449
>>139450
>>139451
>>139454
None of these are new, by the way. They were just unlisted.
5ec986 No.139471
>>138641
>be a fat fuck racist
>likes black sanic more than regular sanic
5ec986 No.139472
790822 No.139490
>>139449
what a sexy beast, no wonder his heart is failing
5e51b1 No.139505
>>139493
I recommend being more cautious with SJW-looking accounts, especially if they are writing absolutely contradictory, comically paradoxical things and are involved in GG or other SJW involving drama, Godfrey Elfwick is not the only parody account.
Having existed for a long period (preferably over a year) and plenty of tweets should be enough of an evidence it's a legitimate SJW, though.
cb5477 No.139516
>>138686
it wouldnt even be a lie. he would do great on youtube in terms of views per video.
you couldnt make up a character like him. he is literally a unique snowflake and he should have an ongoing series because he is actually fascinating from an anthropological standpoint.
the world should get to know him.
10/10, would like and subscribe
>it shouldnt matter why
705bf9 No.139520
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is very much a case of "life imitating art". I've embedded an old video, where the Internet Aristocrat and some girl discuss how they trolled a bunch of Weeaboo brats by pretending that IA was a fat, homosexual, southern, Sonicfan KKK member. The tried to make the character as unbelievable as possible.
>>139472
To the promised land of outside this mental institution! Let's not make this my personal blog — I almost feel dirty, like I'm transforming into a tripfag.
If you're asking because you have a friend who's moving out of Sweden, and you suspect I'm him, just give me a call/send me a text. I think I know at least one person in real life who goes to this board and know I do to. Maybe you're him.
dd2e1b No.139522
>>139451
He is literally just pressing random keys with no rhythm; this triggers me as a /musicprod/ucer.
3dc90c No.139617
>>139505
yeah, it was so bizarre that i though it could be some accelerationist. But i dont think he is.
705bf9 No.139625
>>139493
>>139505
>>139617
Why are these posts in this thread? I don't see the connection.
I'm not complaining, I'm just wondering if I'm missing something.
c2765b No.139638
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Are youtube autists allowed too?
>1,081 videos
>116,293 views TOTAL
537d4e No.139640
can someone explain to me the connection between autists and sanic?
537d4e No.139643
537d4e No.139644
so, i wonder who did this
537d4e No.139650
>>138655
It is open now, his account got haxxored! >>139644
537d4e No.139652
can someone try to become a confirmed follower of his friend that he tweets at constantly…he seems like they could be very much the duocows
537d4e No.139653
>>139650
nvm, the daughter's is protected…sorry wasn't paing attention
537d4e No.139664
i like how i haven't had to scroll down too far to find shit about this guy
5ec986 No.139677
>>139520
Don't know any swedes personally, and tbh all of yurop seems to be one gigantic mental institution right now, there's less faggotry than in swedenyes but still lots of it
So whats your plan? murrica? you gonna have a hard fucking time without a green card and those are impossible to get unless you marry some chick, and even those are getting harder and harder to get. Unless of course you're some kind of genius and can get one of those super rare O-1 visas
537d4e No.139688
>>139677
The Indefinite Detention Clause: The NDAA has become the most controversial element of President Obama's foreign policy. Section 1021 of the NDAA bill of 2012 allowed for the "indefinite detention of American citizens without due process at the discretion of the President." Obama promised that his administration wouldn't exercise this clause.
http://mic.com/articles/20835/why-the-ndaa-bill-is-even-scarier-than-you-thought
Texting Privately in a Public Place: According to this DHS commercial for their citizen spy program, if you're texting while sitting in a public park, but trying to keep it concealed from people who pass by, you should be reported for suspicious terrorist activity:
Paying Cash for things like hotels and guns
A 2009 law enforcement report from the Missouri Information Analysis Center (MIAC) labeled Ron Paul supporters, Libertarians, and people sharing movies about the Federal Reserve as "domestic terrorists."
Belief in Conspiracies – Obama's Information Czar, Cass Sunstein, has identified those who hold conspiracy theories as targets for online "cognitive infiltration." Do you question the motives for war? Question the motives of the private Federal Reserve bank? Question any government policies? Chances are you already have been marked as a suspect.
Own Precious Metals – Despite the fact that the Federal Reserve paper note (a.k.a. the dollar) is only sustained by faith, you could now be a suspected terrorist if you would like to preserve your wealth with something that holds real value like precious metals
Owning guns and ammo.
7 Days of Food: The Department of Justice and FBI considers you a terrorist threat if you have more than 7 days of food stored
THANKS OBAMA
8603dd No.139690
>>139451
was that piece of music even written? It's like fucking audible cancer.
537d4e No.139705
>>139453
>perhaps someone should
what the fuck guys? Why do people also want to act as agents by proxy? He has a jewtube and twitter he isnt that hard to contact for that reason..do it yourself nigger
537d4e No.139706
cb0a31 No.139719
>>139705
This is like finding a Fabrege Egg in discarded a McMuffin wrapper left on a park bench.
No one knows what to do with it and are afraid it might break if they mishandle it.
537d4e No.139724
>>139719
fair enough…
OP said and linked to the furfag board. It wouldn't be hard to make a thread trying to recruit one of them, that has a twatter they use unironically for furfaggotry, to contact him about it. Since it would be an established account then it wouldn't be suspicious.
Does this sound like a plan that could be executed or no?
cb0a31 No.139726
>>139724
yeah, gotta be someone who knows the territory and can talk the talk
cbc474 No.139734
>>138667
>Sweden
Probably a fucking mudshit Arab.
cb0a31 No.139740
>>139734
>gif
so they can fly…
a01f23 No.139741
f139c1 No.139742
Maybe someone can pose as a /pol/ waifu from another country. He's not mentally equiped, but that's the whole point. It's not him being ironic, and it's not b8. He's seriously the next Chris Chan, I guarantee it. Fucking screenshot this.
705bf9 No.139744
Good work with the likes/dislikes.
>>139705
1.) I don't have jewtube/twitter, and I'm to lazy to get an account.
2.) With "someone" I actually ment "the person who already has talked to the person, and therefore already has power of influence".
3.) If we don't come up with a good excuse, such as "I shared this with some of my babyfur friends", it will seem really suspicious if several people he don't know starts to follow him at the same time.
>>139677
>>139688
Fine, I'm moving to Spain. I didn't chose Spain for being Spain, but I got hired by a university there. Perhaps that would qualify me for a O-1 visa.
As long as I'm not afraid to argue for my own opinions, while having to sit and listen to politically corret diatribes, I don't really care what policies the government enacts.
I was told by som foreign (still europoor) people I know that when I move there would be quite a culture shock, and things like
>"Don't be offended if someone says something you don't like, they're not trying to be mean."
and
>"It's differentpeople there say what they think."
>>139734
Sorry, snownigger here.
705bf9 No.139746
>>139744
>I don't really care what policies the government enacts.
This is a bit of an exaggeration.
537d4e No.139747
>>139724
i conceded to one anon about us taking it upon ourselves to contact him and suggested this >>139744
537d4e No.139754
>>139744
you don't want to be in america then if it would a culture shock go to a place where people say what they think, because there is a large population of people that will tell you their off the cuff opinion while at the same tell you that you have no right to your own opinion. It can be very confrontational and it is 100% people being mean and intolerant. It is also ironic since the people that do it will often deny you your right to opinion citing that it isn't tolerant…
a63aa7 No.139761
ok, listen up men. we need a two pronged assault designed to destabilize his psyche and incite him to acts of great correction in the attempts: failures to be normal and successes to be crazier.
the two prongs are: his girlfriend(what?) and his fans, on the other side, the internet hate machine.
the most important thing is that we find someone, preeferably a real girl, or at worst fake cam footage that can be used to trick him into thinking a pretty girl actually loves him. this will make him feel invincible to do anything she approves of, creating LOLMILK.
on the other side we need the internet hate machine to do what it does best, in attacking him and making him feel the need to boost his self esteem through lashing out the only way he knows how, BALANCED by 'fans' egging him on.
using these two prongs, the carrot and the stick, we can CONTROL HIS REALITY and cause him to eventually kill people and himself, making for the ULTIMATE LOLCOW EXPERIENCE.
DO WE HAVE A VOLUNTEER TO DO THE CATFISHING? whoever can do that, make a fake female account with the necessary photos and fake skype footage to chat with, is ready to be the TIP OF THE SPEAR.
705bf9 No.139766
>>139761
He's nuts enough to incite hatered without our help. It's better if everyone here pretends to be fans of his, and let random observers pretend to be his enemies.
>girlfriend(what?)
Why do you type "what"? Does he have a girlfriend? If so, why should one of us pretend to be her?
a63aa7 No.139770
>>139766
no, no, we get someone to pretend to be a girl and to fall in love with him. he'd do ANYTHING 'she' said. how he reacts to his fans and haters will be TOTALLY dependent on HER. through this, we can actually get him to kill people/himself.
cb0a31 No.139780
>>139770
but then it becomes not funny anymore
a63aa7 No.139783
>>139780
>>we drive him to kill some niggers and himself
>>not funny
i guess fucking nothing is funny to you is it
f139c1 No.139790
>>139766
>Does he have a girlfriend?
I don't think we need to answer that.
Someone should be a /pol/ waifu, just like what many people have suggested. Pick up some manuerisms from actual /pol/.
705bf9 No.139802
>>139790
>Someone should be a /pol/ waifu
Or, even better, We give him a Jewish shill girlfriend. We start of normal, and gradually make it more and more apparent that she's both jewish and wants to destroy the white race (or whatever will be funny and he finds credible).
She can start subtily, and eventually move on to talking about things like how he should really encourage any white girls he knows to date blacks. Let us see how far we can push him when he has to choose between his convictions and the possibility for sex some time in the future.
2d1d4e No.139825
>>139802
One already exists.
>thinking you can trick /pol/ with a Yiddish Horse
Oy vey.
705bf9 No.139826
>>139825
>One already exists.
What do you mean?
705bf9 No.139827
>>139825
Also
>Implying he wouldn't jump roll on the first woman claiming to be degenerate enough to accept and enjoy his babyfur nature
2d1d4e No.139830
>>139826
Polina.
>>139827
Crying about $7 intensifies
705bf9 No.139832
>>139830
The JIDF recolour and Erika are pretty much oposite. Erika wouldn't fit in >>139802, as she's not semitic (she's antisemitic if anything).
705bf9 No.139834
>>139830
>Implying the goys should have those $7
f86611 No.139847
>>139652
>Pennsylvania, USA
If he's anywhere near Philadelphia I'm your man ;^)
705bf9 No.139859
>>139845
Could his twitter friend get him to talk about something he's really spergy about.
Ask him to do a video about how babyfur community should treat niggers who want to join, or something.
0baae0 No.139916
>ITS LIKE SOMEONE PUT JACE CONNORS, AND CHRISTIAN CHANDLER IN A BLENDER
>THEN SPIKED THE PUREE WITH DISTILLED /POL/ AND DEVIANTART
> MY SIDES HAVE TRANSCENDED REALITY
0baae0 No.139918
>>139783
But then my friend…The ride ends.
8603dd No.139993
someone should give this guy a dedicated thread
705bf9 No.140050
>>139993
Isn't this pretty much a dedicated thread? I know OP wrote
>probing Twitter for superautists.
but no one has even addressed that.
83babc No.140061
>>140050
Look at this guy though
4bc0ea No.140569
This guy definitely needs a racist boyfriend-free girl as someone suggested before. Spergs can keep up internet long lasting relationships without even seeing their "gf". Pictures of 'her' would definitely be enough to convince him. Can look around for /soc/ or deviantart camwhores for that, the latter is better I think to find shitloads of pictures of the same girl.
2418a8 No.140593
3c867b No.140597
>>140569
Wow its like google can actually see the real faggotry behind the picture
5e51b1 No.141854
9266b8 No.141863
>>139278
>mfw CummyPaws is on of my internet usernames and this faggot stole it
7b9d21 No.141865
db04ea No.141871
>>139845
>PHHHHHHHHHHTHBBBBBBL
>playing
9b04a6 No.141922
Anyone still interested in this guy? Better start milking before he dies of heart failure.
[/spoiler]tfw we're all lazy fags that can't do shit for something beautiful[spoiler]
09debd No.141943
>>139451
There was actually a point where he just started slamming his hands down on random keys. Holy shit guys, how didn't we find this faggot before?
afbf26 No.142061
7a073c No.142607
>>141922
I agree. Could his twitterfriend please ask him to make some videos about politics or niggers or something?
7a073c No.145057
>>142607
Bump to remind his the twitterguy of this idea.
>>141922
This [/spoiler]shit[spoiler] seems to happen constantly. See pic related for different texttypes.
2696b5 No.145091
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
who remembers bob rehahn?
9b04a6 No.145116
>>142607
>>145057
Alright, so here it goes. The ADD twitter word limit is killing me. Here are the links to the tweets if you want to follow them since I'm not online as much to updateyou on the news.
https://twitter.com/SpunkyMitts/status/627600065549463552
https://twitter.com/SpunkyMitts/status/627599529110597636
He's posted some lelworthy shit too
>weight loss surgery
e246dd No.145117
>>139688
>your wealth with something that holds real value like precious metals
just a shower thought here, if everyone decided they hated gold it would lose most of it's value since it's little more useful than aluminium
cc032e No.145119
>>145091
>IT'S
>JUST
>A
>FUN
>THING.
883f1a No.145305
It looks like /cow/boys have memed the fattest lolcow with the sweetest milk into existence
5e51b1 No.152234
Why didn't you faggots get anywhere with this yet?!
d5e81a No.152253
>>152234
>>152234
I noticed the thread being bumped and checked his youtube. He's got a new video up! Don't forget to upvote it.
He wants help to get cars in GTAV. Perhaps this would give us an oppertunity to get him in a live conversation — record as you talk with him casually while playing GTAV. I don't really know how that game works.
This guy doesn't really put out all that much cocks, does he? Perhaps he could be convinced to start a vlog about his life? Just talk freely once a day about what's been on his mind lately. I really feel like this guy's wasted potential!
d5e81a No.152266
>>152253
>This guy doesn't really put out all that much cocks, does he? Perhaps he could be convinced to start a vlog about his life? Just talk freely once a day about what's been on his mind lately. I really feel like this guy's wasted potential!
One more thing: I remember Ramzpaul saying that it was easy to slip up in his video-making routines because of lazyness, but that once he started making one, it would be a lot of fun. For this reason he forced himself to make one every Sunday whether or not he felt like it. Perhaps it would be possible to convince this guy to get on some sort of schedule?
>"Make one video before going to bed every day, we'd be very interested in hearing what you have to say. If you make it into a routine, it will soon become a habit."
defdb6 No.152288
>>139666
>>139669
>>139672
>this shit exists on the same planet as me
why
70f695 No.152309
bumping good potential thread
135a97 No.152313
>>152267
What's wrong with his face? He looks like a pumpkin that's about to explode.
8b7ef3 No.152831
>>152313
Give me the diaper
5f31d5 No.152871
>>152288
God hates you. And everyone else.
eb86d1 No.152891
>KIWIFARMS.COM SUCKS DONKEY BALLS
tweeted 1hr ago, he's starting to realize he's a lolcow
345b5d No.152898
man he has that slanton quality where obesity, illiteracy, and degeneracy fuse into this troll-like creature
i wonder if 20 years from now we'll have a caste of literal ogres living in trailer parks with clubs and loincloths
maybe i'm stoned
48c57c No.152902
>>152898
We'll call it: Slaton's Swamp!
Also, I need more of that mean green ogre machine myself.
11ff54 No.153505
>>138641
Is fatty using black lipstick, or did he scoff on some chocolate.
d3c7c0 No.157210
>>157074
So…..not a Deagle Nation production after all?
e78a99 No.157217
>>138662
>>157074
Is he on kiwifarms? If so, does he know about that, but not about us? I don't know if I should feel hurt that he's neglecting us or if I should be thankful that rule #1 works.
1637e3 No.157221
>>157210
Why do people still care about Deagle Nation after it was proven to be fake? Are people just playing along now or something?
4d44c9 No.157232
>>157217
Strikerwolf did have an account on Kiwi but they temp banned him in order to calm the 'tism and slow the thread down. People were just spamming him with replies.
And no, he does not know of /cow/ to my knowledge. Keep in mind that Kiwifar.ms and Null are Striker's #1 focus right now. That's what the Livestream is going to be dedicated to.
aa8d08 No.157729
>>157691
holy hell glaive you seem like a nice guy but you are not funny at all
relax a little, jesus
fbd456 No.157779
>>157729
I'm not supposed to be the funny half of the equation. I'm there to prompt and yes-man him while keep the pacing, which as I found out is still too tall of an order when the other person is barely intelligible.
Having doubts of continuing seeing how low the output was for amount of prep work put in.
It sucks having the bar set so massively high having to be a follow up act after a certain retired Livestream show so much of this community watched. I never tried to meet that standard let alone copy anything, but it's too ingrained now.
At least the graphics were nifty…
aa8d08 No.157783
>>157779
it just felt like you were really tense when i popped in. like you really, really wanted this to work but it just came across as trying too hard.
the guy you're talking to doesnt have the energy to stand, trying to do a show with him was probably too demanding
that said the OC is always nice, yeah
f4338b No.157786
fbd456 No.157796
>>157783
Appreciate it! Having that call was certainly one of the few highlights. And agree completely about the energy issue, especially when you compare Striker to myself. Over-tension hyperfocus versus mumbling slow-in-the-mind. Having to prop up 500lbs of dead weight is possible, but it would take far more effort to guide and direct things. I knew going in people would have massive expectations so that was the main reason I was tweaking out so much.
Audio issues were also a thing. None of bumper videos came through because I forgot to do channel mixer adjustment. Going to wait a few days before I either commit to episode 2 or can the whole thing.
Have a pizzanull.gif
77eb89 No.158093
I've really been wanting to point out for awhile that I don't believe this guy is really 504 lbs.
It just doesn't seem reasonable to me at all that he'd be able to move around to the limited extent that he does if that were true.
Just wanted to get that off my chest and I don't get why so many people just seem willing to buy into it without any actual proof. Yeah, he's a fat fuck but I cocks that he's not 504 lbs of fat fuck.
de1f5e No.158098
>>158093
You sound like you have a lot of experience with 504 pounds, anon.
77eb89 No.158102
>>158098
I'm a trained EMT and one of the things that you learn about is preparing to basically cut really fat people out of their houses because they can't move or fit through the door.
I don't know, I just don't think this guy really weighs that much. I'm not really clear on what his motivation would be to lie about it but it seems that a lot of people are claiming he's a ruse in general so I guess it's part of that.
fbd456 No.158115
>>158093
About his weight.
Striker has spoken to me off-stream about this and how reliant he is on having an oxygen tank around. He cites this as being the main reason he is currently unemployable. If you jump around through the stream you'll notice a clear decline in his responsiveness and overall energy towards the later portions. The guy is massive and clearly has hormonal imbalances that impact his focus, wakefulness, and temperament. Whether that be through medication or pure weight is beyond me, but he looks very out of it in some clips so I'm thinking medication plays a big role.
Sadly this results in him being poor candidate for livestreams to begin with. He can't be enthusiastic nor attentive for very long and winds up giving one word replies to many prompts.
He is likely best digested in ADHD style 1 minute clips that he makes on his own time, I wish my effort was better spent elsewhere.
Also pic related, Striker doesn't approve of smoking and took the armor suggestion seriously…
e78a99 No.158133
>>157729
>>157779
Wait? When did someone named "Glaive" get involved? Ctrl+F yields nothing before >>157729, and his first post was >>157691 (unless his ID changed). Is Glaive the same as CummyPaws from >>145116? If not, how did >>157729 know he was in this thread?
fbd456 No.158138
>>158133
I've been in very close contact with Striker and have been planning this Livestream with him for a while now. It wasn't spread on /cow/ whatsoever and was only briefly mentioned on Kiwifarms. Striker regularly reads Kiwi so I haven't publicly posted in his thread either. Guessing >>157729 is a fellow Kiwi user with the small buzz elsewhere there. I've been avoiding promoting much since this whole thing was a dice roll. Glad I didn't given the meh results.
58edb6 No.158145
fbd456 No.160355
>>158145
I have no idea how you can possibly think that after watching him burn out physically throughout the course of a one hour livestream.
Striker is a legit exception individual, that's one of the reasons he isn't that funny. Why would an actor make a lolcow THIS low on energy. He would be wasting his time even more than the people following him. Anyone putting on a show would have far better results by now.
92ebb9 No.160382
558637 No.161701
>>160355
I can't tell if he is going to blow it or eat it.
3b0c83 No.172649
Apparently Strikerwolf1 commissioned this art as an apology to the Black Panthers.
19f6eb No.172676
>>172649
That…that is something
Please post this guy on /b/ and ignore the people who will call you an SJW for picking on him because they share his sentiment
If we can sell it to them, we may have a new Chris-chan
3b0c83 No.172679
>>172674
>>172676
I posted it to /b/, doubt they'll go for it
f1fbfd No.172706
>>157221
They were S rank cows that managed to convince most people that they were undoubtedly legitimate, and this guy seems like a mix between Tyce (white supremacist,) Eli (fat and stupid,) and Jace (furry.) Plus his Twitter friend's location isn't too far from where MDE is. Eli made a tweet damn similar to the first one in >>138655 last Christmas too. If I wasn't terrified of being burned twice I would say that this guy is doing something similar.
58edb6 No.173833
>>158145
>>160355
okay seeing as how this guy is continuing his cyberbully war with no brakes, I'm convinced. He miiiight really be this retarded.
What made me a skeptic? Even Deaglenation took month-long breaks on occasion. Strikerwolf on the other hand updates his twitter multiple times a day, nearly
I still woulden't use things like him posting his dick online as 'evidance' that he is real, though. A reminder to everyone using that logic: Jace pissed his pants on camera.
All the referances to Skeletons is really reminding me of Tyce, though….
f4e1b0 No.174089
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
We've missed a lot. He's made many videos since this thread was active, mainly against Kiwifar.ms.
cb5401 No.174093
FUCK OFF KIWIFAGS NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR NEW DEAGLE NATION
58edb6 No.174201
>>174089
I have no doupt. When I first saw that the 'farms had a boner for this guy and the things he was doing, I just shrugged it off as being completely fake and ignored it (see >>158145 )
Here's the thing though. Jan had a lot of time on his hands, but even he made Jace go quiet for weeks or months at a time. Jan would normally have his fake lolcow explain it as going to bible camp or saying his mom took away his pretty impressive gaming computer (this should have been a red flag to some people) but he still vanished nonetheless.
Wolf on the other hand is updating his twitter EVERY DAY and from what I gather often posting youtube videos. It would take an eyewitness account for me to totally belive he's real (that's something that confirmed Chris as a real person rather then a elaborate troll early on) however if he's not real, he has a *ton* of time on his hands.
And he scares me.
b8188c No.174233
I want kiwifags to
FUCK OFF
58edb6 No.174299
>>174233
cant tell if angry or trolling
46a701 No.174304
>>174201
That's an interesting observation but just to play devil's advocate it's worth pointing out that even if his persona is fake he's still physically disabled and may not have a whole lot of other shit to do. It could in theoy give him even more time to work on his character and it would give him a break from what I imagine to be a relatively bleak existence.
But yeah, I tend to agree with you just because of how long he's been at it before receiving any troll attention.
58edb6 No.174329
>>174304
Thats also somewhat shoddy reasoning.
Before Jan hit it big with the kiwi farms, he was doing it for the weapons board on 4chan. By his own admission, he only came to the 'farms to ask for help on making a Jace Wiki, which would help him in keeping his wild delusions on center.
If you go back - way back - to fuckyeahdeagles, his early posts have only a very small amount of reblogs. It actually took quite a while for Jan to get the Jace ball rolling.
(as a note, one of the posts there that should have given him away if people actually bothered to investigate is a first person view of a guy firing deagles that 'jace' drew. It looks way better then any of his other art which was intentionally bad.)
46a701 No.174360
>>174329
Well, you make a good point but I just find it difficult to fathom that he'd get down with all sorts of retarded role play with babyfurs for years just to use it to lure in trolls.
It's possible that he is a parody of his former self and that he really was a babyfur and whatever but now realizes how lulzy that all was and decides to base a trollsona it.
It's like people say about Bluespike and CWC and how he just listened to Chris fap night after night. In this guy's case he either is/was a babyfur and has spent a bunch of time interacting with other faggots who are babyfurs. In either option he's trolling himself more than anything so they're both kind of funny.
9f9bc3 No.193724
I've been working this guy over and have several months worth of cocks. His public tweets are nothing compared to what he will confess to in DM.
0b3482 No.193726
Wait. Can we use him to troll the Klan? Are there a group of these things? Baby Nazi furs. One is always funny, but a group is often hilarious. Like how with Rika we got all those other trannies.
db465f No.194179
>>193726
Has he ever mentioned posting on any of their forums? Pref Vanguard or Stormfront but any will do.
Exposing him as a longtime memeber anywhere will utterly cripple that forum in one shot. I'm really hoping he's not just confined to twatter and a faecesbook group or two.