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5e68c7 No.139959

Post cows who just make you depressed.

954118 No.139964

OP


5e68c7 No.139965


5f30b3 No.140023

File: 1437302575671.jpg (50.86 KB, 317x699, 317:699, 1415763858.jpg)

The irony of the whole "normalfag" shit maymay is that its not the average joe who chan dwellers hate but the very successful ones. Average normalfags have it just as bad, you just don't hear about it because they fall through the cracks and become invisible


64ed33 No.140030

They all depress me. They're all terribly depressing


ce1d0e No.140051

>>140023

Excuse me. You are promoting term rot from wizchan here. This guy in the screenshot from >>137293 provided the real definition of normalfag.


5e68c7 No.140174

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>140030

This one makes me sadder than any for some reason.


f0af16 No.140306

Chris is becoming a sadcow. Classic Chris sagas were whimsical and surreal, but after maybe 2010 the situation started to get kinda depressing


64ed33 No.140308

>>140306

It was depressing from the beginning. Chris was always too autistic to fix his problems. You knew he was going to go on the downward spiral.


9dd7b1 No.140309

File: 1437417659318.png (15.08 KB, 500x180, 25:9, kiwisperg.png)

Every single one of those fags


f0af16 No.140312

>>140308

Yeah but for the first few years he was at least in an ignorant bliss. Now he's realized he's a failure, which IMO is why he's doing the whole tranny shtick.


64ed33 No.140314

>>140312

>Now he's realized he's a failure

No he hasn't. That's part of his whole problem. No self awareness.

To a limited extent he might realise he's a failure. But Chris still thinks a lot of himself which prevents him from fully realising just how bad he is.


5e68c7 No.140329

>>140314

I think Chris is more like "I'm a 10/10 male and a talented artist, yet I still can't find a boyfriend free girl".


e3cafc No.140352

>>140329

>male

>implying chris isnt the most convincing tranny we discuss


5e68c7 No.140353

>>140352

Trannys are still males.

Though I guess you are right in the sense that he certainly thinks he's a girl.


64ed33 No.140355

>>140353

>he certainly thinks he's a girl.

No he doesn't.

Chris' retarded ass simply believes that if he dresses up like a girl he can get girls to notice him. Which is to some extent correct, but not in the way Chris believes.


5e68c7 No.140357

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64ed33 No.140358

>>140357

My point still stands. He's retarded.


f9bcf4 No.140369

>>140174

this is adorable what are you talking about


f0af16 No.140383

>>140353

>>140355

It's hard to say. Doesn't he believe CWCville exists in an alternate universe?


5e68c7 No.140484

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>140383

He does.

And believed almost every troll persona.

And this.


b1983f No.141236

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I haven't heard about this guy in years. I'm not even sure if he's still alive, but he's depressing to watch.


9fb5b5 No.141248

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>>140051

I know I know, but the thing is normalfag is becoming synonymous with regular people in general and how they're all better off than chan dwellers

Which is not the case, not most of the time


9fb5b5 No.141259

>>140355

I think the fact that everyone went ape when some dumb cunt got milked like he has for nearly years (and nobody giving a fuck about him) made him think that as a girl he could just accuse others of muhsoggyknees and be respected since these days any borderline retarded attention whore gets free shit for just existing

Of course he didn't take into account that his fame transcends the limitations of socjus faggotry and that nobody wants to be associated with him for obvious reasons

Mr.wu is in a similar position, when for a brief moment he went neutral on GG the socjus fags started giving him shit over how bad his games (true) and art (also true) were and how they were just pretending to like his tranny ass because he was part of the group.


dcecdd No.141261

>>140484

With the way chris is going, he's going to look exactly like barb.


af4f16 No.141263

>>139959

Shit, stuff like this is important to read. I've spent the last few years in a mist of depression, but I'm slowly coming out the other side. Reading things lie that really kicks your ass in gear and gets you out of bed.


f83bb2 No.141271

DoubleSwee isn't a sadcow. He's an idk cow. His rap videos take any sadness you'd have for him away.


f9afb1 No.141291

>>140023

And/or don't shit his pants and do nothing and cry on obscure imageboard about how "normies" are bad for not being mentally and socially retarded.


5e68c7 No.141338

>>141259

>Mr.wu is in a similar position, when for a brief moment he went neutral on GG the socjus fags started giving him shit over how bad his games (true) and art (also true) were and how they were just pretending to like his tranny ass because he was part of the group.

Which he then promptly went back into.

I don't get it either.


bbe124 No.141340

>>140174

>sea catch-up

>HEHEH


9fb5b5 No.141345

>>141338

You mean why mr.wu gets protection from the socjus and chris doesnt?

Because chris is too much of an embarrassment, thats why


f5e93f No.141357

>>141263

>Not already being out of it


40e31e No.141383

>>140309

all they do is obsess over uninteresting women.


00a9f1 No.141420

>>141383

That's because 75% of them are even less interesting women (see also: lolcow.farm)


dd6c35 No.176279

>>139959

What a sad depressing life these lolcows are going to have?


a51a3f No.176292

>>140023

/thread

/cow/ and it's functions are becoming less necessary because internet bullying only ever selected the most ridiculous and contemptible behaviors in people like CWC to ensure that future generations (SammyClassicSonicFan) don't end up just the same. But eventually the world won't need julayers. Parents and psychiatrists are what really saved Sammy. julaying will only ever be practiced for nostalgia's sake in a world cured of autism.


ed1e6b No.176295

>>176292

> a world cured of autism.

So, a world too good for us? I wish we still had a source of lulz. Maybe domoanimaters.freeforums.net could get julayed for all the lulz it's worth, somehow.


a51a3f No.176298

>>176295

If we ever find intelligent life beyond earth, we'll be there to julay every single autistic alien that tries to snuff us out


ded238 No.176303

>>141271

His rap video about jacking off completely removed him from sadcow territory


73b533 No.176635

>>140308

No one could have seen any of his recent antics come a mile away whether it was his attempts to run over Snyder, actually burn his own house down, or attack people over hedgehog arms (Whatever happened to that trial anyway?).

Dobson is a sadcow to me these days. To make a long story short without too much A-Logging, I've never seen a guy go out of his way to be such a loser at life, and blow every golden opportunity thrown at his door step. Even Brental Floss hates him if he isn't disappointed with him already.

Nothing he does is even remotely funny even when he tries to be a bully on Twitter only to get called out by his own "SJW buddies" and the Twitter community.


44d441 No.176667

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what's going to happen to chris once barb dies?


5b0595 No.176670

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Chris-chan's life is like watching an orphanage for disabled children burn down in slow motion.

Ulillillia will probably never finish his game. His sister turned to internet prostitution to try to make ends meet.

PeacockFeather makes me feel horrible just to think about because of how her disease has made her degenerate to the point where she can't even form sentences anymore. She used to be as intelligent as an average teenage girl, and by now she's basically a vegetable. Not to mention while this is going on, whoever's holding the camera for her porn picks is taking advantage of said vegetable.

MovieBob makes me feel depressed for society in general. As a person, he's no better, no more intelligent, and far less talented than any of the lolcows discussed here. He's Nick Bate levels of annoying, the production quality of his videos are just plain mournful, his arguments are bitter, angry, hypocritical and woefully uneducated, and he's lived a more embarrassing life than many of the lolcows discussed here. Living in his parents basement posting retarded green screen videos online talking like a pseudo-intellectual while obsessing over Mario. And yet, there's a few idiots out there willing to give this guy $4,000 a month to produce what Chris-chan made for years for free. There are literally thousands of more talented people on youtube, many of whom don't ask for handouts with patreon. I can think of a dozen youtube channels that put out ridiculously higher quality videos and have patreons and get maybe 130 bucks a month.


410327 No.176789

>>176670

To be fair, Chris got paid, it was just done via your taxes.


2b6c5c No.176795

>>141236

Fatman is one of the greatest and saddest cows of all time. I wish him well, where ever he is folkes.


5e68c7 No.176799

>>176667

We'll find out soon enough.


af79ed No.176805

>>176670

> Living in his parents basement

>And yet, there's a few idiots out there willing to give this guy $4,000 a month

How the fuck is this guy still living in his parents basement while making $48k a year? Is he helping support them in their old age or something?


ed1e6b No.176812

>>176298

>we'll be there to julay every single autistic alien that tries to snuff us out

For the emprah.


1e71a6 No.176840

>>140355

There should be a competition to see if a man can be a pick up artist while in drag. It's actually a fascinating idea.


1e71a6 No.176841

>>176805

If so then he's actually a bit less depressing. I kind of wish Chris could sell his stuff for more money and support Barb. He is kind of famous.


5b0595 No.176847

>>176789

That doesn't depress me as much as a group of people watching this: >>169454 and thinking "Ah, yes. Clearly this man is a talented intellectual deserving of my money to produce more of this. This is clearly not a morbidly obese manchild without any friends, but one of progressivism's brightest minds!"


a0c235 No.177318

My personal thoughts on the Chris situation is very depressing indeed.

It reminds me where the next few generations will be ending up soon enough. Even the less autistic people are ending up with thin skin.


c5682a No.177319

>>176805

Patreon takes a fairly good cut, and of course he needs to pay Anita and Zoe.


f9afb1 No.177324

>>176805

Well to be fair about movieblob? god damn, in most cities that's still a very tight budget considering many places have "shoebox for $2k" for rent.


5da1c8 No.177326

>>172188, because he could be any one of us if we took it too far.


dd6c35 No.182244

A-Log is depressing.


b1dba3 No.185051

>>139959

this is the stupidest shit because it assumes there's one path through life and one path to happiness

fucking a man,




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