76627a No.140333[View All]
Not sure if there's any interest in this, but sites like Collarspace are a goldmine for cows, and you don't even need an account to browse profiles. I thought I'd start a thread with some of the more amusing tidbits I've saved.
7173e1 No.140843
>>140683
>Random
one that has a website, markets herself, and is A+ on cleanliness
2e8619 No.140854
>>140796
>>140420
They're big guys
b22c1a No.140861
>>140424
>>140635
on his twitter
>"For some reason I feel dirty when I get a ninja boner from @nickiminaj"
>"ninja boner"
>pic related is Mfw
76627a No.140879
ea71fe No.140882
fb78a7 No.140884
Somebody find TheAmazingAtheist's profile on there. He must be hunting for a new transboy to deep fry his genitals and stick papayas up his arse.
bee9fd No.140889
>>140737
Thats some really old shit anon, did you really expect everyone here to know about it?
>>140792
Kek, but hey if she's into being a slave, sleeping on a cage and ass-to-mouth I'm in
Better than my ex…
>>140843
Link?
>>140884
I think he is into bananas and bears
14b19c No.140901
I don't think having a fetish necessarily makes you a lolcow. Whatever makes you happy.
76627a No.140908
Last one from me before bed. More to come since several of you seem to be enjoying this
76627a No.140909
>>140901
I don't think it does either, it's more about the fact that these people take themselves so incredibly seriously to write these corny, douchey things and put their faces up on a publicly-viewable platform. Like I said, you don't even need an account on Collarspace to just browse profile after profile. Many of them are not amusing, but a lot of them are.
14b19c No.140911
>>140909
Just keep in mind that a lot of these people are getting off on the humiliation. Plus they are hard to milk. So this is sort of like a cringe thread. Nothing wrong with that.
e66d7b No.141028
>>140889
>Thats some really old shit anon, did you really expect everyone here to know about it?
Witness of Gor (2001)
Prize of Gor (2008)
Kur of Gor (2009)
Swordsmen of Gor (2010)
Mariners of Gor (2011)
Conspirators of Gor (2012)
Smugglers of Gor (2012)
Rebels of Gor (2013)
ae09f4 No.141055
af16ff No.141057
>>140361
"No! I must laugh at the cancer" he shouted The radio said "No, SomethingAwful. You are the cancer"
And then SomethingAwful was a 30 year old tranny bitch harassing 13-year olds on Twitter.
ae09f4 No.141059
>>140889
>I think he is into bananas and bears
The on the dl story that I always heard was that the banana video was made for a troll posing as an "underage girl". But more like 16-17 than 13 or some shit, like a crazy high school girl character, I guess.
So take from that what you will.
72362c No.141107
>>141028
One of the books you posted said 1979, thats waaaay before my time dude, going to be a 40yo book soon
Anyway first pic its hawt, too bad its probably promo material and not an actual fangirl (unlike the 2nd pic…)
e3e7da No.141121
>>141059
Is that the Amazing Atheist AKA TJ? If not he should be a /cow/.
e66d7b No.141130
>>141107
the first book came out in 1966.
anyway, Gor is hilarious because it's the ultimate combination of autism and BDSM. "Goreans" base their sex lives on a series of pulp fantasy novels.
if you are unaware of their… "quirks"… you are missing out on a crucial piece of internet lore.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorean
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorean
also the guy who wrote the books is not welcome at conventions because feminism.
>"I was invited to participate in an sf convention and was listed among the invited guests. Subsequently a prominent fantasy feminist told the program committee that she would feel 'uncomfortable' if I were at the convention when she was. Accordingly, my name was literally crossed off the ready-to-mail brochures… I got one with my name crossed off the guest list with Magic Marker."
a20c9a No.141159
>>141121
TJ's definitely a cow. He just hasn't been relevant in a very long time. After the banana thing took hold everywhere, there wasn't much else he could do.
72362c No.141176
>>141130
So many fans and they couldn't organize a protest or something?
Lame…
baa9a5 No.141202
>>140424
How has this not been turned into an ebin meme yet?
ae09f4 No.141205
>>141159
Except pour hot oil all over his tiny dick and balls…
c9ce1c No.141239
>>141130
tbf blaming feminism is a cop out-goreans are even looked down on by others in the BDSM community and you know you are truy fucked when those pervs think you are too sick for them
c9ce1c No.141244
>>141205
so, so tiny they were….maybe thats why hes always angry? it explains his whiny high pitched voice no doubt. hes definatly my fav lolcow
e66d7b No.141269
>>141239
>you know you are truly fucked when those pervs think you are too sick for them
this is, of course, presuming Goreans have enough self-awareness for that. unless they're like furries and whine about persecution.
ae09f4 No.141281
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>>141269
>unless they're like furries and whine about persecution
I just heard of these fags now and I'm almost certain some of them do.
But also: is this the same Gor that is lampooned by MST3K in Outlaw of Gor?
e66d7b No.141293
>>141281
>is this the same Gor that is lampooned by MST3K in Outlaw of Gor?
yes, yes it is.
e66d7b No.141297
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>>141293
>>141281
and here is the Gor movie with Jack Palance in it, but no MST3K (Outlaw of Gor is the sequel to this)
e66d7b No.141300
>>141296
best start believing in magical realms, Anon. you're in one.
0766e7 No.141301
>>141239
Goreans are exiled to their sims on Second life, and depending on the sim anyone that looks Gorean gets a ban on the spot.
>mfw Goreans complaining about getting banned from a sim i visit in the sims group chat
ae09f4 No.141302
>>141301
lel, so they are easily butthurt as I imagined then?
>>141300
Checking the shit out of your dubs and keking over your post anon.
0766e7 No.141306
>>141302
Unbelievably so, just saying you dont like Gor is enough for them to tard out, not to mention the majority of Goreans are years old (account wise) who have never bought anything in their time and can barely type a sentence.
Entering a sim and not looking Gorean is enough for people to complain to the sims admins about the griefer in the sim i shit you not this happened to me the first time i entered a fucking Gor sim, so much for helping new players.
ae09f4 No.141308
>>141306
Props for even knowing what all that stuff is but still maintaining a sense of humor about it anon.
>srsly
What otherworldly tales might you be able to regale us with anon? Any more tales of Gor?
e66d7b No.141313
https://youtu.be/HW1CZQJACE0?t=3035
around there (50min, 35ish seconds) is possibly the greatest "infiltrating a caravan" scene in cinematic history.
even DickNinja couldn't be this stealthy.
7abd1c No.141316
>>141301
I thought all these people died out before Geocities did, it's been a long time since I've seen them brought up. Do they still tend to get pissed if you compare their fantasy world with fatal?
e66d7b No.141319
>>141316
>fatal
rolling for my slavegirl's anal circumference
ae09f4 No.141322
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Finding out that Gor has a huge group of people that take it seriously is like finding out that Quest of The Delta Knights had a non-MST3K-related fandom.
Shit is blowing my mind a bit.
76627a No.141327
f059de No.141479
>>141316
They burst blood vessels and stop typing for minutes at a time to tell you proper why Gor is amazing and perfect and everything else is shit, and no, just like Furries/bronies/any fandom they tend to stick to their sims and not bother anyone, not to mention quite a few areas are private so they can play out Gor in peace.
d1bd9d No.141513
>>141322
>I can watch MST3K without even needing to leave my spergeboard
I love 2015.
593e1d No.141903
>>141308
Sorry for dissapearing and getting a new ID, when my internet dies i get a new IP address as a result.
Story wise? i dont have much, ive only been playing SL for the last few years with the various 8chan groups who are cool as fuck, and the lolcow tier spergs are a rare find nowadays, but if you look in the right places they can be found.
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96b7b5 No.180373
this is comedy gold
(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC) 2eb637 No.180380
>>141130
I wouldn't blame women for being uncomfortable around him, really
Though there are women who get into the gorean slave girl scene. Let's just say it's just as well they aren't priced by weight. The joke is they're all obese and desperate
01897a No.180394
>>180380
So they are all Americans?
e94e5e No.180425
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>>140603
>if this is what the average looks like then I'm keeping as far as possible from it
Of course it isn't… this is a thread that exists specifically for documenting the most unattractive, ironic, and insane individuals. It's a BDSM bestiary.
From what I hear, real-life kink meetups are very popular among manipulative attention whores, special snowflakes and beta orbiters. So you'll want to take those with an even bigger grain of salt than these social media sites where mostly everyone broadcasts their insanity out in the open.
The average is always going to look… well, average, and if you look outside, the average is rather shit.
But if you're a hot dickninja, anon, then you're going eventually going to be able to land someone who meets your standards and likes the same kinks as you. It's a big world out there, follow your dreams!
4c7f88 No.180613
>>141028
>>141107
Who doesn't like breaking up autistic Gorean love making by roleplaying as a space mantis?
Don't bother reading, they're hilariously bad and insipid.
30e65e No.180732
>>180425
I wouldn't mind a 8/10(and up) slave girl to force her to make the most disgusting degrading shitlike a sandwich in the kitchen :^) but really odds are I end up with an unfuckable hamplanet or as you said some BPD bitch that ends up accusing me of rape for offering her some coffee
So yeah, pass….