/cow/ - Lolcows

Vegans can fuck off when their preferences extend to non-food items. I bet that faggot would suck his own dick if he learned how much horse glue holds his shitty apartment together.

Please do not hotlink to youtube.

>Canada's next mass shooter.

About time! will this faggot surpass breivik's record? place your bets ladies and gentlemen

>>140723

>I bet that faggot would suck his own dick if he learned how much horse glue holds his shitty apartment together.

>implying he isn't already sucking his own dick

>>140734

powervegans cannot condone to drinking semen or precum as these are mammalian secretions

>>140754

He gains retardation points with every vid he makes.

>>140715

First, John Sakars is the bigest lol/cow/ in "the youtube fitness industry" (or perhaps you have to get paid to qualify, and I'm just not understanding what you mean).

Second, what race is he? He looks like mixed race between white and black.

Third, I don't get quite what's so funny about this. The only times I laughed was when he said that condoms weren't vegan and when he sperged at children (he might actually have exaggerated the child-sperging for comedic effect). I think that what he said about women was part wrong and part exaggeration, but "he's a lolcow" is not synonimous with "I disagree with him".

>>140787

I mean, if I had no body fat I'd have those kinds of rippling muscles too. No body fat makes you look stronk with even a small amount of gains.

>>140715

>very first point immediately slags off methods of safer sex

Yeah…as someone who works in health care I had to turn it off right there.

>>140723

>Please do not hotlink to youtube.

I was wondering when the anti-youtube autists would show up on this board.

He's comedy gold and I love him for it.

99% of internet vegans are cringy.(prob. like real life)-> bunch of moralfags

That guy is the laughing stock of the bodybuilding youtube ppl. Gets shielded by his fans for his "vegasnism", fuckin' cultists.

Dat trigger discipline on the soldier in the clickbait. Deceptive angle though. Gun down at no one, finger not on trigger but at ready. 10/10.

>>141143

It threatens to change it and eventually unless we can reverse the trend it would turn life completely uninhabitable even to known extremaphiles. But sure. Just stick your head in the sand. On the bright side 800 foot snakes for your grandchildren to ride.

This guy is legit scary

>>144869

>legit scary

He might be the greatest troll of all time, if not then I'm at least in top 3. I like how he can offend all the women in the world and the beta mangina white knights, and still have an audience. This guy is legit brilliant.

>>154022

This.

He is our lolcow now and we shall feed him grass everyday and watch him grow. Then when we tire of him we shall make beef.

>>140715

He's kinda right though in this video.

>>140715

Just got to #5, I don't know if this is satire or not.

>>154050

DP

>>140814

He looks more like he took roids, even though his body type would be similar to Bruce Lee if the muscles were smaller

>>140715

this guy had a rough life. happy he's getting a vasectomy, probably won't though because he's a pussy

>>154037

hint it's not edgefag is edgy

I'm going to laugh when he easily gets dropped on his spree.

http://www.springerlink.com/cocks/j0066225164k6711/

>We present a 9-month-old exclusively breastfed baby of a strict vegetarian mother who had excluded all animal proteins from her diet. The patient's symptoms included dystrophy, weakness, muscular atrophy, loss of tendon reflexes, psychomotor regression and haematological abnormalities. Biochemical investigations revealed severe methylmalonic aciduria and homocystinuria in the patient, slight methylmalonic aciduria in the mother and low concentrations of serum vitamin B12 in both patient and mother.

Vegan diets are also associated with low birth weight:

http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract?fromPage=online&aid=795552

Vegan parents are 5 times less likely to have twins:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16779988

Vegan diets produce bone disease in children:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2094460/Couple-face-questioning-after-vegan-daughter-suffers-

bone-disease.html

>A couple who raised their daughter on a strict vegan diet could face questioning from police after she was admitted to hospital with a degenerative bone condition which left her with the spine of an 80-year-old woman.

The article also mentions a 2001 case of a London couple starving their baby to death with a vegan diet

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/21/opinion/21planck.html?ex=1337400000&en=37878847a13bd4bc&ei

=5090

And, look! More dead vegan babies! This article mentions at least 4 cases of starved vegan babies in the year up to publication

>I was once a vegan. But well before I became pregnant, I concluded that a vegan pregnancy was irresponsible. You cannot create and nourish a robust baby merely on foods from plants.

>Indigenous cuisines offer clues about what humans, naturally omnivorous, need to survive, reproduce and grow: traditional vegetarian diets, as in India, invariably include dairy and eggs for complete protein, essential fats and vitamins. There are no vegan societies for a simple reason: a vegan diet is not adequate in the long run.

tl;dr veganism is an eating disorder that kills babies, and even some vegans have enough of a lingering grasp on reality to avoid starving their children to death through it.

>>154774

It is truly terrible what the deranged practice of Veganism can do. I'm reminded of a tale:

Veronica was a high school freshman looking to distinguish herself from the overgrown landscape of gangly, indistinguishable clods passing themselves off as her immediate peer group. She found herself at that tender, impressionable age where overexposure to lukewarm bumper sticker propaganda likening meat to murder is somehow capable of communicating a higher spiritual purpose. Put four AA batteries into your Sony Walkman and sing along: The flesh you so fancifully fry / The meat in your mouth / As you savor the flavor / Of murder. What could Morrisey of The Smiths possibly be singing about if not being kinder to animals? Certainly not anonymous blowjobs in the train stations near Piccadilly Circus or the looming AIDS crisis of working-class Manchester circa 1980. Fascinated by the sheer whimsy of choosing to eat some things but not others, fourteen-year-old Veronica asked her mom for a ride to the public library in order to seek out further enlightenment.

What she found in the Young Adult section was nothing short of horrific. Poorly-bound volumes of black and white photographs published by PETA and dated no later than 1974 flew in the face of everything Veronica had ever known. Awkwardly printed pamphlets banged out on cheap typewriters (a font choice she incorrectly assumed to be fashioned after punk rock) all showcased disturbing visuals of what honestly, truly happens to cows, chickens, and pigs as they pass through the slaughterhouse. Oh, what filthy, inexcusable conditions! The flies and the feces! The blood and entrails! The snips and tails and snouts every which way! And human beings eat that slop? Good lord, we ought to be ashamed of ourselves. It's practically the twenty-second century after all! Who even knows which is worse: the risk factors to our health or the fat factors to our expanding waistlines! Hasn't anybody ever heard of disease? Why doesn't the news ever report stuff like this?

It never really occurred to Veronica that – like fine French cheeses or healthy American stem cells – farm animals are born and bred in isolated captivity for one exclusive purpose, and their thoughts and feelings are of little consequence. The grainy images on cheap Xeroxed paper comfortably insinuated themselves into her eager, receptive adolescent brain right then and there. With a single tear sliding down her face, Veronica vowed never again to eat anything with eyeballs. As easily as she might come out and declare herself a lesbian, Veronica announced to her parents and friends that she was now – and had always been, and would forever be – a vegetarian.

Orthorexia Nervosa is a fixation on righteous eating, first diagnosed by Colorado physician Dr. Steven Bratman in 1997. The term is derived from the Greek word "ortho" meaning straight and correct, and refers to a psychological syndrome where one's food choices grow progressively narrower over time under the auspices of health. When vegetarians learn there's an even more restrictive diet plan available – the way of the vegan – dairy products like milk or cheese, subclasses of poultry products such as eggs, and refined bread ingredients involving yeast or white flour are summarily stricken from their diets as well. Nothing is allowed inside the body of a devout vegan which might be psychologically interpreted as a toxin. Veronica's daily struggle to keep the "poisons" out and remain uncontaminated by the "wrong" food results in a total reliance upon what other vegans are doing to keep themselves alive, since they're the only ones who can ever be trusted. Like an oil painter who arbitrarily refuses to use yellow, a vegan diet is an attempt to gain control over at least one simple aspect of a person's otherwise ordinary life – a "less is more" aesthetic taken to conceited extremes.

Extremes like vegan dog food, completely free of meat or animal derivatives, composed of only organic vegetarian ingredients like soy, peas, carrots, and sunflower oil. Is there nothing a dog loves more than the wild, hearty grains of a rolled oatcake? And woe to the meat-eater who tries dating a vegan – even for a single evening. Dr. Bratman's treatise on orthorexia cautions that an excessive vegan lifestyle is socially restricting – eventually coming to rule a person's life to the point where all thoughts and activities revolve around what is and what isn't "allowed". Where people with anorexia and bulimia focus on quantities, people with orthorexia focus obsessively on the psychological qualities, the purities, of their food.

The decision to become a vegan has perilous side effects, not the least of which is a near-constant struggle to prepare meals which fool the body into thinking it's getting what it really wants. Veronica forces herself to go through a great deal of labor and preparation just to make her food taste more like meat, with weird-ass spices from around the world sprinkled atop "exotic" (and mandatory) sauces, curries, fungus, Boca burgers, textured vegetable paste, Tofurkey, and other processed blends of soy and gluten. Livejournaled any vegetarian recipes lately? There's a lot of disgusting shit out there – and if you thought fat people were ugly, take a goggle-eyed gander at vitamin-deficient vegans. The universal hallmarks of a long-term vegan diet absent in proteins are pallid gray skin, stringy straw-like hair, knobbled witchy finger knuckles, cracked lips, diminished muscle mass, protruding bones, yellowed teeth, a smug sense of self-satisfaction, and enough lanugo peach fuzz to carpet the moon.

>>154752

natural selection in action boys.

>>154752

That first link is dead, bruh

>>140715

nah, he's too much of a big talking pussy to actually shoot some canucks

most vegans are

>>154781

You know you can actually live healthy off a vegan diet. The trick is to know what the fuck you are doing.

Next you are going to try to ban carbs just because some fatties are killing themselves.

>>154891

>VIDF

Anon, the human body is meant to ingest both plant and animal matter. Denying one is in no way healthy.

>>154892

It's meant to be capable of. In truth you can live without meat. But not without vitamin c which meat doesn't supply enough of.

The trick is to eat the right things. You can't leave vitamins and minerals out just because you are a lazy fuck.

These people died from stupidity.

>>154891

Orthorexia nervosa is not a laughing matter. I realize many young women like yourself suffer from eating disorders like this, but if you try to reach out to your family for love and guidance I'm sure that they can help you to realize what harm you're doing to yourself.

>>154914

There's a difference between a child not being tended to at all, and a child being tended to by those leading a depraved lifestyle of abuse that leads to malnourished children that very well die to the abusive diets they're being forced on by their uncaring/unloving parents. Your children and don't mistreat them by depriving them of meat.

>>154901

Whale skin and blood have vitamin c bro.

>>144645

>unless we can reverse the trend it would turn life completely uninhabitable even to known extremaphiles

Citation needed

>>155192

Endangered. Anyway just don't try to be a vegan if you don't know how to balance a diet. If you do you are going to wind up obese or malnourished. Possibly both.

>>155200

http://www.technologyreview.com/view/426608/how-likely-is-a-runaway-greenhouse-effect-on-earth/

We could be living on the next Venus.

>>140715

Kind of funny, how we get milk from veganism.

>>140787

Did he come to Earth from Planet Fitness?

>>140787

GradeAunderA did a great 2 part video on him

this dude is great at BTFO'ing people

Maybe I'm just retarded and didint see anyone talking about how he tried to film is grandpa having a hard attack so he could put it on youtube. That was the same guy right?

>>156716

Maybe I'm just retarded and didint see anyone talking about it. But isint he the guy who tried to film is grandpa having a hard attack so he could put it on youtube and talk about how eating meat was bad. That was the same guy right?

>>156717

Yup. Same guy.

>>165257

Nice necrobump to say absolutely nothing

>copying red letter media

Good lord

>>155613

Holy shit, this guy's channel is genius. Thankyou so much for showing me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX1GDIKqB9A

This guy is seriously mentally ill and I want to bash his head in. No other human being makes me feel so much contempt and revulsion.

>>173355

I just watched the first few seconds and instantly felt what you are feeling. He looks like that suck up guy from the matrix.

>>173606

Vegan Gains… that's a new oxymoron.

>>140787

>Will get very worked up over small shit and throw tantrums on his channel

Sounds like classical steroid use to me.

The dude literally doesn't care what anyone says to him so if you dislike him so much why are you giving him free views?

>>178288

Gains, go home

>>178288

You have a point.

>>140787

Photshopped as fucked. He is so much smaller in his videos.

>>140787

Vitamin S

Didn't he kill his grandfather by making him run?

>>197596

He made his grandpa trudge his old ass up a hill on a hot day, then he filmed his death rather than doing anything else.

>>154050

Supplements (By which I mean semen, and lots of it)

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Oops, two months since the previous post. Oh well.

Anyway, have some more absurdity from this bastard.

Does anyone have that awful picture of his spine or a trilobite attempting to escape through his back?

How the fuck do you make the human body look that terrible, goddamn.