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File: 1437576134837.jpg (62.2 KB, 600x447, 200:149, NickBateYoung.jpg)

925951 No.141071

Do any reliable accounts of Nick's childhood and upbringing exist? If so, I'd like to hear 'em.

I can't imagine his parents being anything than utterly abysmal, but if anyone has evidence to the contrary, I'd welcome it. I'm not saying "NICK DINDU NUFFIN WRONG", but I suppose, at some point, something went horribly wrong growing up.

321d1e No.141074

From what I remember, his parents pretty much left him entirely to his own devices and never intervened when he started to exhibit the behavior that turned him into the fucked up mess he is now.


734070 No.141214

All known info is here

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nick_Bate

kiwi doesn't have much on him, but you can go and ask there


dd8a28 No.141223

File: 1437604063245.jpg (47.71 KB, 356x626, 178:313, 1409243268324.jpg)

>>141071

Oh shit he actually lives near me.


044079 No.141288

>>141223

he lives near me too…

wanna fug? :DDD


e30bcd No.141329

I've heard people claim they were "insane conservative fundamentalist christians" but these accounts come almost exclusively from posts defending Nick, or Nick's description of them.

And it should be noted Nick describes anyone who isn't into pedophilia or as obsessed with asses and poop as him as a "stupid closed-minded conservative" and also that his version of Christianity is pretty much completely his own invention, as among other things he believes God will force Anna to marry him when they die if she refuses while alive.

I think at the very least, they're incompetent lazy fucks, because their daughter seems to be growing up just as poorly as Nick. Her teeth are now as nasty as his, and she has massive bags under her eyes indicating poor hygiene and diet. If you have one fuck up kid you could say maybe it's just the kid, but two suggests the parents are at least partially to blame.

Beyond that, we know his parents are divorced and he's been passed from one relative to another until he was left to his own devices in that apartment. As far back as childhood he was getting in trouble for smearing his shit and semen on the walls, and had a criminal arrest record for attacking his mother when she'd try to clean his room. He had a pillow he pretended was Anna which he would occasionally fuck, and it was apparently rancid and nasty as he refused to ever wash it -even though she'd never touched it or had any connection to it. Attempting to throw this away and take down his shrine to Anna was what lead to him attacking his mom.

After being kicked out of both parents houses, he stayed with an aunt and his grandmother for some time until they couldn't put up with his antics any longer -which according to him included hospital visits for getting objects stuck in his ass, refusing to let him keep women's clothing, and attempting to get high by cooking his own shit in the oven, which he believed would be a faster method of creating "jankem".

He was in special ed pretty much from middle school on, which he said he enjoyed because they didn't make him do any work, and he claimed to actively try to make himself dumber (which I feel was an excuse for how stupid he is, claiming it was intentional.)

He would "larp" in school during recess, but the reason everyone stopped hanging out with him was because even in elementary school the way he did this was extremely sexualized (which does suggest he may have been molested.)

In middle school and high school he'd stand around pretending he was freezing objects with his mind and doing karate kicks in the air and swinging around sticks, and kids would gather in a circle around him and laugh.

He describes how for every Christmas he would request specifically anal porn, and how in school he could talk about nothing but anal and shit, leading to much time spent in ISS as he would disrupt class to speak loudly about these things.

His teen years were largely spent stalking Anna online, writing obscene rape fantasies about her, and telling her he was going to make her have his children and then rape them as well, and sexually harassing other underage girls, notably Maddie who brought him to /cow/'s attention to begin with.

I think his family are just happy to be rid of him at this point. They kept pushing him further away not wanting to deal with him, and still finding horrors when they'd take him food or something, and now they don't have to worry about him, they won't hear anymore complaints about him, and he's in the perfect place where he can tell all the other inmates about how much he enjoys pedophilia and anal sex.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Donaldson_(activist)

Read the sections on his arrest for a glimpse into what Nick may be experiencing at this very moment.


d9879f No.141331

>>141329

Their fucked up teeth are definitely an inherited trait.


de54c7 No.141379

>>141329

>He would "larp" in school during recess, but the reason everyone stopped hanging out with him was because even in elementary school the way he did this was extremely sexualized (which does suggest he may have been molested.)

This is what I think the dark twist of this whole saga is going to be. You don't end up as sick and despicable as Nick Bate without something truly fucked up happening in childhood. It's just too much. They might not be Conservatives but it seems obvious they are white trash.


30394d No.141385

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>141379

>they are white trash

You can see it in their teeth. The fact that both parents put a bare minimum of effort to raise him speaks volumes.

From Nick's solipsistic interpretation of Christianity to his terminally self-destructive pedophilia and coprophilia, he ranks at the absolute bottom of humanity's barrel.

By the way, Conservatism is no prerequisite for white trash. I live in southern Jew England; I should know.

And on that note, enjoy Ethnic Cleansing's classic song "White Trash".

They pollute the White Race and give us a bad name

Think a sister and a wife are one in the same!

Listen to Skynyrd during the day on the job

Chain-smoking hillbilly, whiskey-drinking slob!

Beats the wife daily for sucking nigger dick

White trash families just don't deserve to live!

White waste-of-life thinks he's a real man

Sittin' around, getting fat and drinking Bud in a can!

A nigger fucked an ape, so AIDS was born

And White trash is the result of the Vietnam War!

They pollute the White Race and give us a bad name

Think a sister and a wife are one in the same!

Listen to Skynyrd during the day on the job

Chain-smoking hillbilly, whiskey-drinking slob!

Beats the wife daily for sucking nigger dick

White trash families just don't deserve to live!

Trailer parks and pick-up trucks! White Trash Sucks!

Led Zeppelin and cheap fucks! White Trash Sucks!

White Trash sucks!

White waste-of-life thinks he's a real man!

Sittin' around, getting fat and drinking Bud in a can!

A nigger fucked an ape, so AIDS was born

And White trash is the result of the Vietnam War!


e31d6d No.141386

>>141329

Holy shit.

He's LITERALLY "Anal Retentive.

I mean, down to the last detail of Freuds Anal stage of development and getting stunted on that.

Even Freud took some liberties, like they weren't completely one hundred percent obsessed with their physical anus and the shit that came out of it.

Or I could be wrong on that I only took up to Psych 2 at a community college, but I'm pretty sure Freud didn't mean literally fingering your anus and playing with fecal matter.


ff393e No.141409

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>>141329

> After being kicked out of both parents houses, he stayed with an aunt and his grandmother for some time until they couldn't put up with his antics any longer -which according to him included hospital visits for getting objects stuck in his ass, refusing to let him keep women's clothing, and attempting to get high by cooking his own shit in the oven, which he believed would be a faster method of creating "jankem"

I can't even pick out which part of that is the worst part. After so much shit going on with him in school I'm surprised they didn't slap a straight jacket on his ass in high school and throw him in a padded cell.


ad1d67 No.141430

>>141329

>The injuries to Donaldson's rectum were so severe that they required surgery, and he had to spend a week in the Washington D.C. Veterans' Hospital.

Jesus


41ff27 No.141443

Somehow, I don't even wish harm on Nick, I just pray that he is locked up by the goddamn SCP Foundation and never let out ever again.


455e48 No.141450

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>>141071

>tfw you're reminded that even the most depraved filth among us were just innocent, bright-eyed babes once


34e9e8 No.141470

>>141430

If that guy's story is true, prison is nothing but a nonstop cyclone of homo rape.

Instead of correspondence education and television, maybe prison funds should be spent on KY Jelly allowances.


ca715b No.141471


63e10b No.141475

>>141471

>rape is used for punishment by the justice system

>no one cares

>woman gets called mean things on twitter

>tar and feather that rapist


a0bec7 No.141490

How is it that in the entire ED article there is not one mention of ==his fucking teeth?==


8a3050 No.141500

>>141490

Because you don't need to have Nick Bate's teeth are so bad they'd be average in Britain explained to you?


996ee9 No.141502

>>141490

his teeth are the least fucked-up part about him


743884 No.141516

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>>141430

>Donaldson was lured into a cell by a prisoner who claimed that he and his friends wanted to 'discuss pacifism' with him in their cells.

Seriously brah?


996ee9 No.141518

>>141516

>Donaldson died of AIDS in 1996 at the age of 49.

>Executive Producer: Dick Wolf


bdf036 No.141521

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>>141329

>attempting to get high by cooking his own shit in the oven, which he believed would be a faster method of creating "jankem".

>jankem

My fucking sides

I'm getting six pack abs from laughter.


eb21a6 No.141528

File: 1437669895584.jpg (11.37 KB, 251x251, 1:1, ANCOAR.jpg)

>>141329

Who in their right mind would want to rape that


a82539 No.141560

File: 1437675680935.jpg (6.1 KB, 150x180, 5:6, Halfysp.jpg)


eb21a6 No.141575

>>141560

You're lucky I've been rewatching South Park or I wouldn't have understood that reference


1ff062 No.141622

File: 1437684956845.png (Spoiler Image, 154.75 KB, 455x396, 455:396, 1367965358976.png)

>>141329

>Read the sections on his arrest for a glimpse into what Nick may be experiencing at this very moment.

"Donaldson died of AIDS in 1996 at the age of 49."

Happy ending.


45303e No.141798

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>>141071

>look at pic without reading anything

>"That's a cute kid, OP is exaggerating"

>look closer

>"Huh, he looks familiar, do I know-"

>stare at the middle pic's jaw

>those cheeks

>that hair

>Nick Bate's maniacal expression and horrid teeth flash through my mind

>images of shit and a poor little girl run through me

>tfw Nick Bate could've been normal if he were raised by not shit parents

Fuck, I was just about to go to bed too. I can't sleep with this in my mind.


7f0c42 No.142299

>>141329

Holy Shit, that guy's entire life…He has to be one of the biggest lolcows to have ever walked this earth.

>Donaldson was lured into a cell by a prisoner who claimed that he and his friends wanted to 'discuss pacifism' with him in their cells.

L O L

O O

L O L


743884 No.145416

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>>142299

>"I also was protesting against the bail system, under which the privileged, the white, the middle class escape the pre-trial confinements which go automatically to the poor and black. In good conscience I could not take advantage of the privileges available to me."

This may possibly be the first case in history of a white man checking his privilege. And lo and behold, it leads to taking 45 black dicks in the ass.

Quintessential Lolcow. If he were alive, I'd make a thread for him myself.

Jesus Christ, I wish the internet and social media were around during the hippie and punk revolutions of the 60s/70s. Imagine how many legendary vintage lolcows slipped past the radar, with no way to catalog their own retarded pipedrams and gargantuan failures for all to see.


30394d No.145446

>>142299

Jim Goad wrote about him. Worth reading (NSFW):

http://www.jimgoad.net/pdf/prison/donny.pdf


743884 No.145459

File: 1438553374122.png (66.16 KB, 477x615, 159:205, Check Em.png)

>>145446

>Jim Goad

Of course that contrarian prick tries to paint him up to be some kind of hero

Also:

>Bail was only ten dollars

Top Kek

>"[Prison rape] was a very religious experience"

What the fuck, I thought that was just a corny old George Carlin one-liner.

>Gets himself arrested over and over again because Stockholm Syndrom

I'm not gonna lie, I felt pretty bad for this dude when I first heard about him, just for the sheer severity of what happened, but cows (or proto-cows, in this case) just have a knack for stripping people of their empathy with the stupid shit they pull.

Goddamn.


41ff27 No.145476

>>145416

We've probably had lolcows since before Mesopotamia.


8c837b No.145482

>>141475

Fedora pls go


01f0bc No.145490

File: 1438556436486.jpg (679.1 KB, 1136x1434, 568:717, 1345129967419.jpg)

>>145482

Tumblr pls go


8c837b No.145491

>>145490

>someone disagrees with me

>must be tumblr

grow up


4846ac No.145572

>>145491

check your privlege shitlord


22f560 No.145582

>>145459

>because Stockholm Syndrom

Or because he was gay to start with and just decided he liked it. I mean, how hard is it to stay out of jail after that?

>>145491

What exactly about >>141475 do you disagree with?


8c837b No.145604

>>145582

He is full of shit, that's my fucking problem.


8c2e9a No.146202

>Nick bates has a higher IQ than many people here.

How can one smart man be so fucking retarded.


8a3050 No.146204

>>146202

IQ is a reflection of ability to learn. Nick Bate can just learn faster than a lot of other people. Actual intellectual ability on the other hand is how you apply said ability to learn. And in that, Nick Bate was, is and will always be thoroughly fucked in that regard. Just like he will be in prison.


8e7128 No.146206

>>145491

>someone disagrees with me

>must be fedora

Nice mental gymnastics, Columbo!


0d9e50 No.146225

>>146204

Honestly I'm thinking the inmates will probably avoid him

The guards may hose him down a few times a week


1a7638 No.147528

>>146225

Or he'll be a massive target and have to spend the rest of his days in isolation. I heard sex offenders are kill-on-sight.


e937a6 No.147548

>>146204

>IQ is a reflection of ability to learn.

>Actual intellectual ability on the other hand is how you apply said ability to learn

What a load of balogne. IQ is mainly application and less knowledge oriented. There's inhereted IQ and crystallized IQ.


41d079 No.151408

>>141798

>look at pic without reading anything

>"That's a cute kid, OP is exaggerating"

>look closer

I honestly can't see anything cute in that picture. Even if I didn't already know that the boy is Sick Nick, I'd still find myself unnerved by these, especially the centre photograph. The eyes are… not right. I don't know quite how to describe it, but there's something that should be there that isn't, and something there that shouldn't be. My brainless sister's eldest son looks rather like that in photographs. She had a nasty habit of taking the kids and disappearing, and popping up several years later, bleating about how she'd only just discovered that her latest boyfriend was raping the kid every night and that it wasn't fair that child protective services kept following her around.

I absolutely DO NOT believe the old bullshit that every predator out there was abused in some way, but it's definitely something that tends to come up a lot.


449aa4 No.151426

>>151408

>I absolutely DO NOT believe the old bullshit that every predator out there was abused in some way, but it's definitely something that tends to come up a lot.

I'd say it's more likely that a predator was once abused as a kid, though that's not always the case of if you are abused, you will become a predator.


b65829 No.151432

Where is Chris h, when you need him.


41d079 No.151785

>>151432

I suspect that Sick Nick is too hardcore even for Chris. Hell, Sick Nick is even too hardcore even for me, and I'm on the other side of a keyboard in the Southern fucking Hemisphere. I was making an archive of his Twitter at one stage. I managed okay with the text tweets, but I got halfway through archiving his photo tweets and just couldn't go on. I'm trying to convince myself to keep going, but every time I click on Twitter my brain starts screaming HELL NO


9ee27b No.152568

>>141379

most child molesters were molested as children

so that probably is true


9ee27b No.152573

>>145491

it's more like your post hinted that rape is okay when it happens to a guy


67542b No.152590

>>141443

>item#: SCP-3601

>Object Class:Keter

>Special Containment Procedures:SCP-3601 must be locked in a cell designed wirh a hermeticly sealed door in order to prevent leathal amount of methene leakege with a double airlock.

>SCP-3601 Must be fed twice a day.

>In order to prevent a containment breach, no human child or female is to be near SCP-3601's containment zone.

>only male researchers and staff are allowed to work on the containment zone and only D-CLASS are allowed to enter the containment zone.

>Description: SCP-3601, known as N B , is a [REDACTED]. When a human female or child is near SCP-3601 (aproximatly 20-64 meters) SCP-3601 anomalous properties will manifest.

>SCP-3601 will begin to [DATA EXPUNGED] and then [REDACTED]. After 30 minutes the victim will experiance [REDACTED].

>Addendum:

>[LOGS REDACTED BY ORDER OF 05-4 (LOGS INFECTED BY A MEMETIC AGENT)]


925951 No.182632

>>141329

>In middle school and high school he'd stand around pretending he was freezing objects with his mind and doing karate kicks in the air and swinging around sticks, and kids would gather in a circle around him and laugh.

Why is it that every unfunny idiot thinks spazzing out is the height of comedy? Is there something in us which makes us think it's hilarious?


89750f No.182988

>>141329

>Read the sections on his arrest for a glimpse into what Nick may be experiencing at this very moment.

It's funny as a lot of jailed black nationalists and islamists in the 1960s basically recruited other people to black nationalism and political islam. They tried that shit with some people (putting radicals in prisons with toughened thugs to rape/beat em), and it backfired. Given you got shit like Attica riots and stuff


89750f No.182991

>>141471

>>141475

most thumbed up comment a few years ago was someone in that prison who said that guy is bullshitting and wasnt a serial rapist.

>>147528

theyre put in seg or in low security institutions


3d8162 No.182996

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>>145490

throwing in anti semitism doesn't actually prove anything. Lots of fedora faggots do that shit. Some of them actual Jews.


3d8162 No.182998

>>146204

He might actually be brilliant in many ways, but the crazy will always outshine it.


3d8162 No.183010

>>182632

Andy Kaufman proved the trick is intermittent moderation. Pretending to be embarrassed in the middle of it adds a certain humility that makes the character likable. Wonder how long it took for him to figure it out.


c8ec1b No.183012

I feel like someone diddled him when he was really young. Like not potty trained young.


d33501 No.183031

>>141470

I don't know about prison, but I just got free from jail and rape was a non issue for even the biggest faggots there.

I really don't understand how this guy was rapee by 45 men in jail. I doubt it was the CO's doing like he claimed; seems like he's stretching the truth, so it won't seem like it's nearly all his fault.


04dcb4 No.183047

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1663a9 No.183279

>>145416

Nah I am willing to bet a good number of those dicks were also white, asian, hispanic, etc. Kinda funny since from then on he could say he isn't racist since he took dick from men of all colors.


93dedd No.183879

>>151408

>>152568

It was refuted again and again that most child molesters got molested themselves, you can google it.


d79b7e No.184991

Kkku




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