/cow/ - Lolcows (Buffalo Barbecue Cream!)

Already this guy is pretty good, but looking at his steam profile, he has entire pages of super edgy "existential" philosophy. It seems like he got his brain around a few vague concepts, and just jumbled them together in an attempt to seem smart and edgy. Here's an example

"The fact is, no matter how complex or simple something is, it can incite emotions. And a fact is, emotions do exist, no matter what, and you will always be able to enjoy them, and it will always feel good . And entertainment, is a hand-crafted object, a drug, that is absorbed through the 5 senses of a person. Entertainment is the fine "art" of brainwashing a person into forcing themselves to be happy, rather than just jabbing an electrode in their brain, to turn their happy to "on".

Essentially, that's what morals and ideals are. Like, sex in marriage only. That shit's gone now; it's socially "Accepted" to stab electrodes and pills that insta-orgasm you, or to have random sex and brainless pleasure. No art to anything anymore. :("

However, when I added him on skype and pretended to be interested in it and take him super seriously, he remained really vague and refused to ecplain his posts. Here's the log.

What do you need?

[3:38:54 PM] Mr. Terrific: What do you mean when you talk about people injecting needles into their brains to pleasure themselves?

[3:39:06 PM] Mr. Terrific: I wasn't quite able to grasp your ideas.

[3:39:10 PM] TheAlucardFH: Not my idea.

[3:39:26 PM] TheAlucardFH: Basically, the brain has "pleasure centers". Small segments that represent the information of pleasure.

[3:39:32 PM] TheAlucardFH: You can just activate them directly with electrodes.

[3:40:12 PM] Mr. Terrific: Yes, but what is the point? What I wasn't able to fully understand was how it relates to the narrative on media.

[3:40:31 PM] TheAlucardFH: What you just wrote: It has no meaning

[3:41:35 PM] Mr. Terrific: So your point is that media, though a "drug" as you described it, is superlative to pleasure alone; that the journey matters more than the destination?

[3:42:03 PM] TheAlucardFH: What you just wrote, has a little meaning, but not sufficient enough to… be replied to.

[3:43:15 PM] Mr. Terrific: I just want to better comprehend your stance on these things. Are you partial to media as a means to stimulate the brain, or do you believe that is a meaningless pursuit as well?

[3:43:33 PM] TheAlucardFH: You seem to be trying to say something

[3:43:38 PM] TheAlucardFH: Yet, what you actually say is nothing

[3:44:57 PM] Mr. Terrific: How so? Are these just unrelated, vague concepts to you, or is there a bigger picture?

[3:45:47 PM] TheAlucardFH: You seem to have some serious case of autism m8

[3:45:52 PM] TheAlucardFH: You aren't even speaking english anymore.

[3:46:50 PM] Mr. Terrific: All I'm trying to do is have a discussion with you, but you seem very hesitant to say anything concrete.

[3:47:06 PM] TheAlucardFH: Ironically, that's my position.

[3:47:08 PM] TheAlucardFH: Not your own.

[3:47:18 PM | Edited 3:47:24 PM] TheAlucardFH: You are the one who… is being vague as fuck.

[3:47:40 PM] TheAlucardFH: In some sad vain attempt to… seem edgy or smart or whatever autistic shit you're trying to do.

I think he has my accounts blocked on both steam and skype now, so I need your help to milk more out of this guy.

>>142140

Might be an actual sperg/retard who's trollshielding so to speak (dunno if this qualifies).

>Over 5k screenshots

I'm not sold on the guy though, since he deleted OP fairly quickly, which indicates that he lacks the usual attention seeking behavior of lolcows.

Don't forget about that one asspie that links the lolcow thread to the lolcow victim.

Don't forget about the asspies in the lolcow thread that is 100% irony 0% skill

Holy shit, I actually came across this faggot on omegle once. Thanks for reminding me of him, had almost forgotten how much of a delusional faggot he is.

So basically I was fucking around on omegle under the furry interest and this guy goes all "do you want to become sentient" and all that stuff. Me being morbidly curious about him, I got into his ramblings and so on, I showed some interest in this bullshit of his and that was my mistake.

So basically after a period of going through deep depression this guy formed his own "philosophy/viewpoint" in life, that's what I would call it. Apparently he got depressed after his bf dumped him (big fucking surprise there).

His "philosophy" says that people aren't sentient and that they're controlled by these 'pilots' which actually control people, these 'pilots' supposedly have really well developed defense reflexes that prevent the person from becoming sentient. So if you disagree with this it's obvious that you're a sheep who cannot overcome this 'pilot', of course he is the only one sentient person in the world. He also said how he claims to the people he meets that he's "the smartest person in the world". When people ask him stuff to prove his so called smartness by asking him he smugly says something in the lines of "reciting the numbers of Pi doesn't show how smart I am, it's my sentience that makes me the smartest person blah blah".

So later i add him to Skype and he voice calls me, sounds like a cool guy and all but again, delusional as fuck. I didn't even know what to add to the conversation because all of this was so bizarre and he kept going on and on about this shit. I literally go "mhmm" and "yeah" every few bouts of insanity and this is enough to keep him going for another hour. He also claimed that he could program a fully functioning OS a la Windows in like a week because "programmers do it in an overly convoluted way adding endless lines of code that aren't needed". The whole call took over an hour and even then he would've rambled for a lot longer if I hadn't made up an excuse to end it. A few days later at night he sends me a message on skype quote "did you do your homework?" and I had no fucking idea what he was on about, he removed me a few minutes later.

Overall I think he's really lonely and is looking for someone to at least listen to his ramblings and also to make new 'converts'. Ask me if there's anything else you want to know, maybe I'll remember some other shit.

>>142631

If you could get other people involved that he is comferable with, how dose he act around others? Becuase if the whole sever is just chating while playing tf2/CS/ect, you have his devided attention and get a little information out of him if controdict himself.

Btw, what dose his voice sound like?

>>142660

All of this was a year ago, last summer. I wouldn't really be able to get in contact with him without getting shut down like OP was, also having in mind he blocked from Skype the first time. Back then he didn't seem like he would treat other people like unworthy rats (judging from OP's chatlogs), i think he might've gotten even more bitter by now since nobody is dumb enough to take him seriously.

>Becuase if the whole sever is just chating while playing tf2/CS/ect, you have his devided attention and get a little information out of him if controdict himself.

Not quite sure I understood that sentence, but I met him on Omegle last year, not on Steam while playing games. On omegle he was just basically chatting up randoms like "uh, hey kid, wanna become sentient?".

I believe some anons would still be able to produce some cocks if they pretended to unquestionably agree with everything he says thus getting into his little "cult of the enlightened".

And by his voice he sounded like he was fat, strangely enough that was my impression of his voice.

>>142140

>pretending

oh, I don't know about that. you can't have much going on in your life to do that.

but being a loser doesn't mean you're a lolcow, necessarily.

Whaaa, I'm not popular no more? :c

>>143893

lol, so true!