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This is exactly what she wants. She'll spin this story up to make her look like a victim of more internet abuse.

If rusing Hernandez is the plan, someone better be subtle about it.

>>142220

Its very obviously bait, but even if somehow nobody takes it, she will just make some shit up anyways.

Its how SJWs tend to work.

If they dont have anything to spin into their narrative, they will just fabricate it out of nothing.

> implying op isn't fatty patty trying to pull a zoe by getting us to call her a fat cunt taco

> implying we can be tricked like the spergs at wizchan

Nice try, but if this shit is real I rather crash her shitty article with no survivors by spaming all the shit this mexidyke has done

>>142223

See, the problem is she IS a fat cunt taco and people all to cowardly to just say it and stand their ground.

Hernandez is a professional troll, as are all clickbait writers. Anyone dumb enough to engage her/him might actually be worth keeping an eye on.

>>142215

Contact Patricia and tell her horrific trolling stories, use the name of someone else, watch her print it, laugh at the reaction.

"It was then, in our fourth exchange, that MundaneMatt admitted to turning off pesky adblocks"

What needs to happen is shitposting, some completely unbelievable bullshit that the whale will post without a thought on the article.

There are two different directions you can go in here if you're going to try to be creative in submitting something.

-Their publishing standards are ridiculously low. They've been made to look like complete retards in the past. A notable instance was when someone submitted a fake story about being a strong independent black woman (they actually used this line in the letter) who learned how to drive using Grand Theft Auto, and it got published, but the EiC no less. It was up for months until someone in GG outed it as a fake and posted the e-mails. Go for broke if you want to post try this method. Claim to have trolled Obama, claim to be a mass shooter who saw the light of social justice. If it's ridiculous, there's a good chance it'll be published.

-Or go all M. Night on her, post detailed stories of real trolling escapades of real people. "I was part of a SA trolling clique" "I used my twitter followers to harass people" "I'd post incendiary comments online, then cry harassment for pity when people responded angrily."

Then if she shows interest, tell her you're describing the past of Zoe Quinn, Randi Harper, Brianna Wu or Anita Sarkeesian. You could go more obscure. Most SJWs either have a past in trolling or are actively engaged in it. Chu's made bomb threats, Kluwe acts like an internet tough guy about anyone he doesn't like.

Just pick a designated "safe" target they refuse to cover and claim to be them. You could go even more meta and creatively describe things Gawker itself has done as a company, like the coca cola nazi thing.

I would love to see A-log turn over a new leaf and submit one. Or maybe even liquid.

Please don't pick on reformed trolls and compare them to horrible people like A-Log. They are people who have seen the error of their ways and turned to the loving embrace of Social Justice.

Maybe when you get older, you too, will see that your way was darkness.

>>142350

This might actually work. We're not trolling Hermendez, though, but some other People.

>1.) Pick a victim Gawker won't care to defend (if we pick Zoë Quinn, Gawker will just say we're lying). It should be someone easy to milk.

>2.) Tell some bizare story from an anonymous address/e-mail which makes about how you and your victim did wierd shit to troll people on the internet. Perhaps Peter coffin provided you with nudes in exchange for doxing people he disagreed with ang giving them to Baph.

>3.) Relax and watch the milk flow.

if everyone still thought jace was real….

sigh. that ruse died too young

>>142525

hahaha indeed my friend