/cow/ - Lolcows (Buffalo Barbecue Cream!)

He believes he is going to become a Pony in real life he is going to transform and enter the MLP word via Occult. He updates daily.

?

He's insane but there's nothing to be milked. move on.

He said he gave away personal info, what did he say? Also, he sounds like the Heaven Gate's members when talking about ascending to Equestria. . .

Tell us more about him.

>>144823

re: "I even bought you all those plushies!"

from YourFriendtheTaxman sent 32 minutes ago

Midnight is a lesbian and a "pony-lover" like me (her waifus are Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and Sunsent Shimmer), so you have to understand that I sent her the gifts as a friend above all else. True, I use the word "love" to describe my feelings towards her, but I use that in the context of intense loyalty and devotion. We had a falling out, and thanks to the influence of "Lurker", who I mention in the video, she blocked me on Skype. This video was meant to be my last, desperate appeal to her, and it worked! Or if she didn't see it, she at least heard about it, so she renewed contact. The reason I left the vid up, albeit unlisted, is because I have a very hard time tossing things out, even if they could prove potentially harmful in the long run.

For the record, I'm a homosexual as well and have a relationship with a unicorn stallion, so while there is a bit of romantic interest in here, our relationship is mainly platonic.

>>144823

re: Isee

from YourFriendtheTaxman sent 32 minutes ago

The proper medication for that is acid and 'shrooms, which thankfully I might have found a source for. I intend to go all the way with this, mind you - there is a way to Equestria, and those of us working the CTB Project will find it.

vre: answer

from YourFriendtheTaxman sent 30 minutes ago

1.) people make fun of me because they are incapable of understanding the great truths that I seek. They are blinded by their short-sighted insolence.

2.) Because I've already been there! I spent several months visiting Equestria via astral projection during the first couple of months I dated Rarity, and have had sporadic contact with their world in the time since.

3.) I have no desire to stop the voices.

from YourFriendtheTaxman sent a minute ago

The Multiverse is real, therefore other people can visit the same worlds as you - it's been proven multiple times via my own experience, and that of my compatriots. We are going to get to Equestria, and if you and the others would rather mock as insane, it's your own loss.

om YourFriendtheTaxman sent a minute ago

I will meet with my coltfriend Curio, but I do believe that in Equestria, with the help of magic and potions, I can curb my homosexual desires.

>>144849

Guy is nuts and admits he is sick. I wish I could help the guy but looks like we a brony shooting coming up.

>>144815

The way he talks, is he trying to be edgy or is he coming down on his antidepressants?

>>144853

He is on no medication, look at his youtube channel the only medication he is on is booze and middle ages music. Yeah he thinks he is edgy this guy is the real deal.

yourFriendtheTaxman 47 minutes ago

+Thaddius DJ Blitz Ho How many tulpas are you up to now? 12? 15? 20? And every single of them exists to unabashedly serve your fetishes. So shove off, you twat - you are definitely not among or have any chance of joining us Chosen Few who will Cross Over to Equestria.

yourFriendtheTaxman 8 hours ago

+JussAPandaa Screw it: I'm sick of race, sick of thinking in such charged political ways. It's incredibly draining, and siphons all my energy that would be better spent on things like research for the CTB Project, or just spending time with Curio.

I'm going to have to start blocking all these websites before my paranoia gets any worse.

vre: answer

from YourFriendtheTaxman sent 30 minutes ago

1.) people make fun of me because they are incapable of understanding the great truths that I seek. They are blinded by their short-sighted insolence.

2.) Because I've already been there! I spent several months visiting Equestria via astral projection during the first couple of months I dated Rarity, and have had sporadic contact with their world in the time since.

3.) I have no desire to stop the voices.

>>144780

That's some serious tism that he can't even bring himself to look a camera in the eye

I realize now cow is full of people that look and act like him and are bronies, because nobody found it funny. I feel for all you bronies I really do, I guess 8chan had to die sooner or later. Nobody finds this guy funny because they relate to him. Wow. Certainly says a lot about your user base 8chan,

Reddit thinks he is funny, maybe because they have lives. LOL

It's a sad day when you realize that something like that doesn't impress you anymore. I'm desensitized to extreme autists

He's created a great character but it's just too obvious.

Just watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KaroCIULeY

He believes he can go to equestria, drinks 5 nights a week, is a nationalist, justifies being attracted to cartoon ponies, actually says "cuck", and lives with his parents at 27.

It's like if /x/, /mlp/, and /pol/ had a child this is what it would look like.

You're calling us autistic, yet you are unable to see that this guy is clearly acting.

>>144835

> I have no desire to stop the voices.

He is Malkavian?

>>144821

See how he talks about anwering trolls in >>144815.

>>144780

@5:10

>he wears a mask

TELL ME ABOUT LURKER, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>>145300

I thought he was in love with rarity. the white and blue pony

>>145267

>>145300

>>145312

Who /trying/ here?

Jace 2.0. don't bother.