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56da8f No.148276

BRATZ FOREVER!!!!!

Y2K FOREVER!!!!!

MOTOROLA V3>IPHONE!!!!!!

WINDOWS 2000>WINDOWS 10!!!!!

DJ DEAN>DEADMAU5!!!!!!

TROLLZ>FROZEN!!!!!!

2002 WINDOWS XP TABLET>IPAD!!!!!!

MINIDISC>SMARTPHONE!!!!!

HI HI PUFFY AMIYUMI>INSIDE OUT!!!!!!

BUSH>OBAMA!!!!!

DVD>BLURAY!!!!!!

BRATZ>TREE CHANGE DOLLS!!!!!!!!

8a4946 No.148279

File: 1438984291317.png (528.78 KB, 550x596, 275:298, IHATEMYLAR.png)

Mylar balloons are shit. Latex forever.


56da8f No.148281

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8a4946 No.148282

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>>148281

Mylar is shit and should not be put near any sort of electrical wire.


56da8f No.148287

File: 1438985290603.jpeg (9.65 KB, 259x194, 259:194, yyhihkh.jpeg)


b70145 No.148292

>That blissful period between Bush's inauguration and 9/11

We'll never experience something like that again


8a4946 No.148306

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56da8f No.148667

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51c2a3 No.148675

File: 1439051880990.png (260.45 KB, 540x406, 270:203, tumblr_mwn3hvd2A31renw5no1….png)

tbh I have a huge thing for emo boys, they tend to do androgyny better than your typical tumblrites ever did.


b34b1e No.148680

>>148675

Means ur gay


51c2a3 No.148685

>>148680

Undeniably true.


a8a572 No.148688

There is no such thing as turning back time.

Nostalgia is fine.

You're taking it to crazy levels.


71e9db No.148709

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>>148276

You're totally right, the 2010's BLOW!!!!

We lived through a GOLDEN AGE and now things are SHIT!!!!

Feminism has been revived…SJWs are trying to destroy everything…The economy sucks..TFW all the once hot girls are fat dykes and your former video game pals are now beta hipster beardo faggots trying to create some sort of start-up that has a 0.0001% chance of succeeding despite the fact its an inferior version of something that exists because "muh internet job"…High gas prices…The internet is no longer fun and is all a bunch of minimalist SJW propaganda sites that you can't troll because Facebook sign-up and underpaid Millenial intern moderators with no other job prospects…Commercials and TV has those stupid 70's era filters that make you feel like HD was a total ripoff…Game companies and comic book publishers bending over backwards to the Sarkeesian Agenda…If your a white male, people want you dead despite the fact your kind invented every modern convenience and slaved in the mines and construction sites for those ungrateful dykes, whores, ni66ers, cucks and faggots…Boomers want you to slave for their environment after most of them squandered everything and invented most of the corporate, legal and political bullshit…TFW you learn that Hitler was perhaps the good guy and this country is betraying the will of the Founding Fathers.


56da8f No.148724

File: 1439057692325.png (928.98 KB, 1024x769, 1024:769, trollz_2006_XP.png)

I agree, man! Femninimsts like Sonia Singh and Hipsters are cancer!


56da8f No.148726

>>148675

00's girls where pretty, but I am NOT gay so its not a turn on for me to look at this emo boy but I do remember emo being a popular thing.


26c384 No.148811

>>148276

Like half the shit here is from the late 90s, and the other half is literally from the year 2000 and not the rest of the decade

Anyway, the 00s sucked fucking ass, the only good thing is that bandwidth made piracy easier than ever

I can't believe anyone can feel nostalgia for that shit decade….not that this shit decade its much better but still.


56da8f No.148828

>>148811

FUCK YOU!!!!

1960's 1970's and 2010's SUCKS ASS!!!!

90's and 00's ARE THE BEST!!!!!

GO TO HELL!


26c384 No.148837

>>148828

>90's and 00's

Best decade with worst decade? so you're not just a sperg but also a retard….


5911f5 No.148846

you're gonna be one pissy motherfucker in 2020 after all those crt tubes in your 1990 monitor/tv die


f57801 No.148851

>>148837

Best decades in the states. Not the best everywhere, and it takes time to destabilize a government. Also not the best in say Africa or Asia. You're biased and I'm assuming nostalgic. Cut it out. Look at the facts.


56da8f No.148853

>>148851

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK 50's 60's 70's 2010's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


56da8f No.148854

>>148846

it won't, because it was build better than your modern JUNK! modern stuff is so badly made that it won't last! a 2015 HDTV lasting 20 years? I don't think so, because modern is JUNK!


56da8f No.148857

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a8ab58 No.148881

JULAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!

What? I thought this was a 2000's nostalgia thread.


fc69ed No.148883

>>148726

>I am NOT gay

Obvious faggot detected


a8b89a No.148894

Lol losers


26c384 No.148896

>>148851

The 90s where great, unless you were russians and sucking cock for a potato after the ussr collapsed the 90s where a time of insane economic growth and peace for the first time in nearly half a century of war.

The 00s was the end of all that, two economic collapses, the chinese buying half the world, the start of the cultural decline that created our current situation.

While the end of communism marked a clear cut between the 80s and 90s and 9/11 a clear cut between the 90s and 00s our current decade its basically the 00s part two, we're still dealing with shit from 2008…


e42c04 No.148912

File: 1439075222630.jpg (3.37 MB, 5152x3864, 4:3, WINTOWS NAHNTEE EEET.jpg)

DUBS AND I INSTALL WINDOWS 10 ON ALL OF THESE, THEN MAIL THEM TO SAMMY


f57801 No.148914

>>148912

Jesus Christ, that's too cruel. Have you seen the graphics drivers problems with Windows 10? I spent an entire night fixing them, and swearing.


3c805e No.148975

File: 1439082479776.gif (1.82 MB, 250x250, 1:1, 1425044645670.gif)

Welcome back Sammy


cc5750 No.149057

File: 1439101069957.jpg (390.93 KB, 1170x783, 130:87, no.....jpg)

>mfw the nineties kids are responsible for the 2000's 2010's


f57801 No.149065

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>>149057

The boomers are only now losing control. So no. Look who controls the media. Age wise. You're perception is formed by another generation. This last election was the first time we had someone young enough for his views and actions during Vietnam to not be brought up as ammo.


56da8f No.149088

>>148912

then I will format the hard drives and re-install Windows 98, ME, 2000 on them.


a99e11 No.149089

>>148685

This.

There are far too many trap/twink fags on chan boards. Probably the ones shitposting, go suck dick and get gay married and leave this board alone.


a99e11 No.149090

>>148726

>I am NOT gay

Faggot detected


2f86a0 No.149115

>>148896

Every decade is dealing with shit from the previous decade for at least the first half of it.


d39826 No.149129

File: 1439122650731.jpg (295.65 KB, 720x720, 1:1, fluffythread.jpg)

The 00's were a shit decade save for the rise of more modern technology and (maybe) social media.

Also, people who wish Bush was back are idiots.


af761b No.149325

>not even a /cow/ thread

>no lolcow

>no milk

>thread isn't autosaged or locked


56da8f No.149375

>>149129

YOU are an idiot!

Bush was a good man!

00's was a good decade (2000-2006 was really good!) (2007-09 less good but WAY better than the 10's!) The 2010's are depressing!


56da8f No.149376

>>149325

why milk? I prefer MTN Dew Voltage!!!


e42c04 No.149379

>>149325

At least try to pretend that you aren't a massive newfag.

Also, epicly memed with your "milk" shit you gigantic autist.


56da8f No.149380

>>149057

90's kids are those born before the 90's, so its 80's babies… and yes many of them are indeed modern. those like myself born in the 90's are the true 00's kids… those born in the 00's are 2010's kids and too modern!


56da8f No.149381

>>148914

indeed, Microsoft only makes shit OS's by now.


56da8f No.149382

>>148881

I don't care about this "julay" thing because I am NOT CWC. I never heard of him back in the 00's… first in the the 2012-13 era I heard of him…


56da8f No.149383

>>149129

people who support Bernie Sanders are idiots.


f57801 No.149385

>>149381

You speak as if that's a new thing. It was always crap. It's just that they aren't even waiting for things to get patched. Lets just skip to 12 now.


56da8f No.149386

>>149385

NOPE!!! WINDOWS 98 IS THE BEST OS EVER!!! FUCK APPLE!!!


f57801 No.149387

>>149383

How? Look at his competition and tell me why he's worse.

He's bland, but I'd prefer that to the production Trump and company would turn us into. 4 more wars.


56da8f No.149389

>>149387

Bernie is EVIL!!! he will make United States be as bad as Denmark! Nordic countries SUCKS!!!!

I HATE EVERYONE WHO SUPPORT BERNIE SANDERS!!!


56da8f No.149390

>>149387

Bush did the right thing with doing war against Iraq! I hate Middel east and they stupid religion!


f57801 No.149391

>>149389

1 United States Dollar = 6.8110 Danish Krone. Low crime rates. Good public transportation. Employment rates. All that plus our freedom of speech? Fuck yeah.

You just changed my vote.


810c6e No.149393

>>149386

Even in its heyday 98 was a piece of shit. Windows 2000 is everything 98 should have been, and it's why every release since XP has just been an upscaled evolution of NT 5/2000. 98 is trash that was just "hey let's bolt an OS on top of DOS, nothing can go wrong there".


f57801 No.149395

>>149386

Apple at the same time had a Unix base. Much more stable. Fuck windows. If it wasn't for the fact that Apple marks it's hardware prices up so high we would all have macs. You're just poor. Direct x sucks for gaming. Opengl equals higher frame rates eating less memory.

Denmark is awesome. If they legalized weed it would be the most awesome country on the planet. That's the only thing keeping us here and you know it.


f57801 No.149396

File: 1439170626492.jpg (73.55 KB, 400x599, 400:599, 87bc4a9751ea1f5f74a8908179….jpg)

Latex forever.


5ec2bf No.149436

The 2010's are one of the best decades since the 50's and I feel sorry for anyone who can't realize that. There's more to it than minecraft and imagine dragons you know.


f57801 No.149453

>>149436

Legalized weed?


f57801 No.149471

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f57801 No.149475

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Latex. Latex everywhere.


d39826 No.149478

Bernie Sanders is the president we need, though Trump is what we deserve.

In short.


e2e036 No.149480

>>149396

what is the name of that hot canadian that is a latex model?


f57801 No.149482

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>>149478

It's a little early to say that either get to be real contenders. I can see a lot of people refusing to vote for a Jewish socialist, and Trumps a walking punch line.


b21c5f No.149487

bush is gonna win big time!!


e42c04 No.149497

>>149478

>President we need

Entitled child please go.


56da8f No.149553

>>149391

LIES!!! The Crime rates are high in Denmark! the police does not give a fuck about crime! the danish police are weak! the Emploment rates are low in Denmark these days! theres no freedom in Denmark, too much state control. $ USD is more valueble!


56da8f No.149554

>>149393 COMMODORE 64 IS TRASH!!!!!

WINDOWS 98 FOREVER, BURN IN HELL!


56da8f No.149555

>>149395

Apple SUCKS!!! they ripped off Microsoft!!! Tablet was in 2002 with Windows XP and then 8 years later Apple copies it and comes up with the shitty Ipad… its not about money!! I HATE NEW!!!


56da8f No.149556

>>149478

you need a life!


56da8f No.149557

>>149436

FUCK THE 50's and 10's!!!!!!!!!!


56da8f No.149558

>>149395

Denmark is TRASH!!! WEED SUCKS!!! DRUGS ARE BAD!!!! FUCK HIPPIES!!! BAN APPLE! BAN 2010's


56da8f No.149559

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>>149396

she is UGLY!!!!

This is way better!

BAN LATEX NOW!


56da8f No.149560

>>149475

Pop it. its worthless rubber trash!


26c384 No.149575

This is a joke thread right?

Who the fuck could defend a shitty decade like the 00's?


c9b556 No.149576

1960s was the best decade, fag


f57801 No.149602

>>149576

90's were ok. It was ok until we passed the patriot act. We are cleaning up after that now. Letting provisions expire. We can only hope we dont get another Bush in office. Ban the 00's. That's where it went wrong. I bet OP thinks his country was also better under Nazi occupation.

Danish Krone is strong. Their unemployment rate is better than ours.

Sammy, you've never even been here. We don't use much Mylar. It's been latex everywhere since the 90's. Back when six flags, and every other park except maybe Disney realized it was a bad idea to have balloons which blow out power lines near rollercoaster parks. They kinda need the power.


dacc56 No.149606

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5028d0 No.149610

>>148724

the only people who ever use the word "hipster" are exactly that

actually that might be a good word to have a filter for on /cow/


56da8f No.149660

>>149575

you are shitty! FUCK THE 1960's and 2010's!!!!!!!

1990's and 2000's are the best decades ever!!!!

ban 1700-1970 and 2010's!!!!!!!!!!!


56da8f No.149661

>>149606

old news, I have already watched it.


56da8f No.149662

>>149576

NO! 60's SUCK!!! ROCK SUCKS!!! natural sucks!!!!


ed8bdb No.149667

I grew up in the early 2000's, but you can't tell me the era wasn't culturally bankrupt. Both the 90's and 2010's had distinct cultural stuff going for them, while the 2000's was just awkwardly stuck in the middle.


b6bfd2 No.149669

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>>148724

>that picture

This triggers my autism. Have a better desktop.

Anyways, I like the Internet we have now. So fuck the past, I still have Linux.


56da8f No.149670

>>149669

Fuck you


b6bfd2 No.149671

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>>149670

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME? YOU LITTLE BITCH?


56da8f No.149672

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>>149671

that disney cartoon is boring anyway.

Early 2000's Bratz is the best!

and Ken's Labyranth is the best game of the 90's.

You don't know what you are talking about!


5911f5 No.149677

sammy youve literally been doing this for years

jesus fucking christ your retard quest against time is failing, it's been fucking years


818481 No.149680

>>148709

Pure autism.


818481 No.149682

This is the single most retarded thread I've ever taken part in.


cec743 No.149686

>>149677

History lesson please.


56da8f No.149687

>>149682

You are retarded.


810c6e No.149692

>>149686

He has been doing this for three or four years now. He is a fat danish man who spends his disability money importing trash from the US to occupy his totally-not-gay obsession with girls media properties. He hates the 1960s because of his dad and some unrelated bullshit with the other speds in school harassing him. He is an unending black hole of repetition, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was the last thing in existence before the final heat death of the universe due to his sheer density.


cec743 No.149702

>>149692

Please tell me there's an ED on this dolt, or some other documentation.


486eef No.149704

At first I thought this was a troll thread. Apparently I can't distinguish between Sammy and someone imitating his retardation.

>>149576

'60s a shit.

>>149702

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/MylarBalloonFan


56da8f No.149705

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b70145 No.149707

File: 1439241476596.jpg (69.44 KB, 878x719, 878:719, sammy.jpg)

You know you're a 90s kid when you're severely autistic and hump balloons!


b70145 No.149708

File: 1439241541274.jpg (45.41 KB, 537x718, 537:718, tfw no dignity.jpg)


f57801 No.149721

>>149704

Sure the 60's were great, if you were a white male past the drafting age or had the connections to keep you out of the war.


d9089b No.149739

File: 1439246256086.webm (7.54 MB, 960x720, 4:3, The_Mylar_Tapes.webm)

>>148276

SAMAAAAAAAAY


d9089b No.149743

File: 1439246948216.gif (1.96 MB, 300x275, 12:11, topgear_clarkson_loser.gif)

>>148276

How does it feel knowing that Amazon is giving Jeremy Clarkson more money to smash 80s cars?


b70145 No.149747

File: 1439247326360.jpg (39.16 KB, 500x303, 500:303, Sammy_and_Chris_lookalike.jpg)

SAMMAY


af761b No.149754

>>149379

>expecting a lolcow thread on /cow/ to be about a lolcow

>newfaggotry

Pick one nigger.

>lolcow threads get locked or autosaged for "not enough cocks"

>100% shitposting thread is left alone


d9089b No.149759

>>149754

>not knowing who sammy is

Just stop.


3c805e No.149760

File: 1439249347147.jpg (122.86 KB, 576x470, 288:235, sammy visits australia.jpg)

>>149754

>Mark thread has no cocks at all but he's totally a lolcow

>Resident lolcow MylarBalloonFan starts his own thread and he's not a lolcow


810c6e No.149761

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>>149672

Bitch we all know the best 90s game is Dick Kickem 4D for the Super Pretendo.


f57801 No.149777

>>149672

Phantasmagoria, kings quest, list goes on.


e42c04 No.149781

>>149754

Know how I can tell you came here within the past few months from one of the GG boards?


8a4f55 No.182216

Lol


21edee No.185058

File: 1448988484465.png (476.2 KB, 1403x1080, 1403:1080, K.png)

When I hear "last decade", I still think people are talking about the 90s.


f79a9a No.185192

>>149747

Now you've got me thinking about the way Dean over-enunciates 'Sammy' in Supernatural..

Bleh


3fea75 No.185197

>>149478

Let's compromise

Bernie/Trump


df5e3e No.185205

>>149558

Have you tried drugs? Drugs feel awesome. Weeds awesome in that it can't kill you.


df5e3e No.185207

>>185197

Would that guarantee Bernie getting shot or prevent it?


8a4946 No.185217

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

BARBIE FOREVER

2012 FOREVER

OBAMA > BUSH

SMARTPHONES > MINIDISC, NOBODY EVEN FUCKING USES THAT SHIT ANYMORE

WINDOWS 10 > SHITTY WINDOWS 98

BARBIE > BRATZ

SANDERS > TRUMP

LATEX UNION > MYLAR REPUBLIC

BUYING LOCAL > IMPORTS AND SUPERMARKETS

DENMARK > USA

DANISH HEALTHCARE > USA HEALTHCARE


3fea75 No.185227

>>185207

Bernie would be doing the shooting.


3fea75 No.185229

>>149704

Good god, this fucker is younger than me

And I didn't even like the 90s that much. You could never catch half the good stuff on TV anyway.


3f9793 No.185232

>>148709

I know all these feels and more


b07d18 No.185234

ground floor thread


8f0e41 No.185236

>>148276

>Windows 2000

I think you meant XP m8


a159c6 No.185237

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1f84a8 No.185242

>>185058

Me too. Really weird when I hear people being nostalgic for the 2000s lol.


df450d No.185249

>>148709

So are you taking credit for the hard work of others and going on about how oppressed you are? Ok is this anon joking or not?


df450d No.185250

>>149436

So what made the 50s great to you? Wait are you one of those guys who think shows like Ozzy and Harriet and Leave it to Beaver were documentaries?


df5e3e No.185271

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>185227

For some reason this brings this to mind.


df5e3e No.185272

>>185242

It does seem too soon and too familiar, at least here.


8fd94d No.185287

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320e7e No.185290

>>149739

whats the name of the film clip at the end


9ce640 No.185293

>>185229

So sad you didn't have a VCR. I still got mine and used the hell out of it through the 90's and 00's.


320e7e No.185294

>>149395

>If it wasnt for the fact that Apple decided to put their time and energy into overpriced hardware on PowerPC architecture instead of porting OSX to x86 and ARM in the Nineties so its OS would of made headway against Windows

FTFY

>You're just poor

Gee whiz I love paying more for hardware because it has the Apple name on it

>Direct x sucks for gaming. Opengl equals higher frame rates eating less memory.

Emulators do run better in OpenGL


a7b7f5 No.185295

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>>149707

That is a pretty decent description of the 90's.


8f0e41 No.185398

>>185287

Fuck…

It's amazing seeing a YouTube which isn't filled with unfunny shit


6ab033 No.185539

>>149482

Who's the big chinned semen demon?


11b590 No.185543

>>185293

Oh, we did, but we lived out in the middle of nowhere so reception was terrible and never got around to recording half the good stuff anyway.


11b590 No.185544

I coulda sworn Bratz was a early 00s thing.




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