/cow/ - Lolcows (Buffalo Barbecue Cream!)

new chris sucks

he's just an ugly tranny cashing in on nostalgia and commenting on facebook clickbait

i thought the gooch piercing wouldve spiced things up but nope, went right back to dolldrums

Coffin

All I see in him is some depressed beta autist like any other, he dosen't deserve any of the attention we gave him

And Jace too, he never was funny

>>154539

Hi Peter

>>154539

peter pls.

Gotta agree with MrEnter. Feel the only people who hate him do it out of butthurt because he's not a fan of their favourite cartoons for children.

Mr. Enter is boring and doesn't do anything funny. Most people who give a shit are butthurt little kids and teens.

Funniest thing about the TGWTG thread is that butthurt guy bitching about how Team Four Star #Tyced him. Other than that, it's more sad than anything.

Peter Coffin, without the doll shit he's the most unfunny person alive.

Ya, Mr Enter is boring. He's just a boring brony autist who hates modern Family Guy and Spongebob

>>154537

Kiwifarms aside, people are only following Chris in anticipation for A) his trial, and B) more blue arms rage when the next Sonic Boom comes out.

>>154537

I second this.

>>154526

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>>154721

>This much shilling from MEIDF

I, at least, love the guy! It's just amazing how seriously he takes cartoons. It's like they're his life! There's a fair bit of sperging involved too, as he can't take criticism at all (such as the genuinely good advice he got regarding the cartoon he's creating).

I've heard some people say that it's bad that he doesn't get involved in internet drama, but personally I think drama is the least interesting part of this board. What do you remember about Chris-Chan? Do you remember the drama he had with other cows (ex: ADF), or do you remember doing his own thing (ex: Sonichu and his love quest). Perhaps I'm just misunderstanding what people mean by "drama".

I'm not angry because he shit on something I like — I don't watch cartoons (other than Rick and Morty which MrEnter also likes), and I'm not a former fanboy (I wouldn't know who Enter was if not for /cow/).

>>154755

His retarded cartoon is the only possible source of entertainment to be had from him. I want the finished product to be released because I have a feeling he will blame everything BUT the writing when it inevitably get panned.

>>156865

>Avatarfagging

When are you getting B& m8?

I think there was a lolcow I found that had very little lulz. It was basically a guy who did a few minor things in his past and hasn't really posted anything milk worthy since.

He was so non-cow I forgot the name.

Traditionally, Nick Bate is the answer.

Currently, 90% of this board it the answer. We don't talk about eccentric weirdos of the internet anymore, we talk about "e-celebrities" who never really do anything funny.

People call TotalBiscuit a cow and, while he does get butthurt and can't take criticism well, I just find all that terribly boring. He's just way too serious. He doesn't throw fits, he just rants.

OP

>>154572 Watch this and try not to stab him with that stupid fork of it.

In fact he should fuck that fork and twist it inside his penis until it looks like the spaghetti KoP drops.

>>154572

I agree Mr.Enter is just a shittier pan pizza

GamerGate e-celebs depress the shit out of me. Every time I see a thread of theirs here I know it is personal army bullshit.

>>183582

Yeah, I don't care if people hate my favorite cartoons. My friends don't like my favorite cartoons and I mock them for liking Joss Whedon.

But MrEnter is downright retarded. If he had good reasons for his opinions or he didn't even try to pretend that his reasons were good… but he presents his shitty (and usually hypocritical) reasoning as gospel fact. Then his fanboys regurgitate his ill-formed opinions as though they are intellectual.

Though I do agree that he's just not interesting enough to be a lolcow. 03bgood has quite a lot of potential though.

>>183584

At least Pan Pizza realizes he's cringy and just doesn't give a fuck and can laugh at himself

Null

>>154537

He's less funny now and more sad

>>183607

I agree, most of them aren't that funny (except blob maybe). Wu was funny for a short while, but he's mostly fallen off the radar

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