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341f1a No.154739

Two men were arrested after threats were made against the POKEMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS IN Boston, MA.

Kevin Norton, 18, and James Stumbo, 27, were both arrested at the event after detectives were tipped off to threats made on social media, according to the Boston Police Department.

Hundreds of children from 30 countries were attending the event, which includes video and trading card game competitions.

"Norton and Stumbo, both from Iowa, were found in possession of several guns, including a 12-gauge shotgun, an AR-15 rifle and several hundred rounds of ammunition."

Let's find out who these sperglords were guys. There's bound to be milk.

Kevin Norton, 18, and James Stumbo, 27, were both arrested at the event after detectives were tipped off to threats made on social media, according to the Boston Police Department.

Hundreds of children from 30 countries were attending the event, which includes video and trading card game competitions.

http://abc7chicago.com/news/two-men-arrested-for-threats-against-pokemon-world-championships/953423/

2e3a71 No.154778

>>154739

>nofuns faggots in britbongistan go on twitter tirades about how america is bad for not illegalizing all funs because of this


9960df No.154780

What sort of special ed student announces his intention to shoot up a place before he does it?


341f1a No.154784

File: 1440378029710.jpg (7.78 KB, 360x143, 360:143, download-31.jpg)

You can smell the autism from here.


0d3435 No.154785

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>>154780

Secretly hoping the shooters were Sonic Fags butthurt other autists like Pokemon. That would make my day.


9960df No.154786

File: 1440378494571.jpg (14.77 KB, 320x220, 16:11, Laidlaw Handicap Bus.jpg)

Their escape vehicle.


341f1a No.154787

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

https://archive.is/5LL0n

>Both Stumbo and Norton were scheduled to play in the Masters Division of the Pokemon World Championships, according to the Pokemon website.


69c850 No.154789

I fucking hate these 2 pricks. They were planning on killing their fellow Pokéautists. Also kids. Sick fucks


341f1a No.154792


2d80fb No.154807

>>154787

There's some kind of strange Pokemans drama that sparked the whole thing that made James and Kevin go all team rocket.

$20 bucks says they were going to scream that motto before opening fire.


dd25eb No.154808

File: 1440381938999.gif (1.66 MB, 486x360, 27:20, 1377848096686.gif)

I would love to know what ticked them off so much to want to kill people. Holy shit.

Never fuck with an autist who packin.


a4d752 No.154816

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>>154808

From what I gather, American high school is more or less like prison. The strong, tough, connected, and capable can do whatever they want to the underclass with impunity. Violence, intimidation, shakedowns, public humiliation, etc. I don't ever recall any violence or bullying when I went to high school but I grew up in a good neighborhood and went to private school, so what do I know?


2d80fb No.154817

>>154816

This isn't even a highschool thing though. James and Kevin are 9 years apart from eachother so they almost have to be internet pals. Where are the rankings for being the pokemon master. I want to know who the very best is because that guy had a target on his back.


30d5b9 No.154819

>>154816

Maybe in major metropolitan cities but everywhere else its not that bad.


9960df No.154832

>>154808

Maybe it was the lack of bathing. They were just going to shoot the smelly ones.


a18e3d No.154834

>>154816

Someone's been watching too much television…


99a15d No.154837

>>154785

they were probably upset over some pokeyman having BLUE ARMS


2d80fb No.154839

This gets even better, looks like the facebook group still has the pic of the car and guns up. Joey Faux, seems to kind of know about the master plan.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/628755647158398/


8224bf No.154857

>>154839

>Good luck

>With killing the competition?

>Yes

HA HA HA! It's like watching old people use social media


341f1a No.154861

File: 1440387377708.jpg (24.14 KB, 343x338, 343:338, pokemon3.jpg)

Repost of the original comments because Joey damage controlled his comments.


2d80fb No.154863

We should ask Joey what he knows about them.


9960df No.154864

>>154839

That bumper sticker.


f262c6 No.154983

This thread is brimming with autism. What did people do to make these faggots so butthurt?


2634fb No.154996

>>154739

>detectives were tipped off to threats made on social media

Never understood why these sorts of events are almost always foiled by the same people who plan them. Ever hear of radio silence you dumb fucking autists?

Why even bother alluding to the fact that you're about to do something criminally insane?


b7b0ee No.154999

>>154816

the fuck kinda high school did you go to?


dd3905 No.155020

So far we know:

>autistic bum-buddies from Iowa Kevin Norton(18) and James Stumbo(27) tried to start another Columbine at Pokemon TCG event in Boston MA, fail miserably

>Both were high-level players entered into the tournament

>facebook threat made, discovered by attendees who alerted the event staff who alerted security who in turn alerted the police.

>Stumbo has featured in youtube videos discussing Pokemon TCG strategy.

>Arrested on thursday when attempting to enter the event in a car loaded with a 12-gauge, an AR-15 and several hundred rounds of ammo and a hunting knife.

>held without bail, hearing scheduled for Sept.1

Open questions:

What are their youtube/twitch channels?

What do their facebook accounts contain?

Both lacked gun licenses; Who actually the owned the guns?

Why did the event keep this quiet from the event goers and media for so long?

>“Kevin Norton and I are ready for worlds Boston here we come!!!” wrote Stumbo. When a group member posted wishing the two men luck, Norton responded, “With killing the competition?

Who is this group member?

Shitload of /cow/ material available here.

START DIGGING


0ec6b9 No.155558

I bet a shinny Charazard had something to do with this.


7a0ce2 No.155574

>>154996

Because you're criminally insane?


9960df No.155576

>>155574

I don't think that's a thing anymore. They just about never rule someone insane.


59bfff No.155972

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>>154739

>MFW it's the poke'mon fanbase this happens too

>MFW furries and bronies are less autistic by comparision.


e08a4a No.155992

>>154787

>Stumbo "The Crushinator" Gator

>Norton the Antivirus (AKA The Cure)


312da1 No.155993

>>155972

Says the avatar nigger.


b359ae No.156002

>>155972

Says the guy with the waifu.


f5e436 No.156729

>>154778

If they had Twitter back in the 90s Columbine wouldn't have happened because those retards would have been tweeting their plans


9550ea No.156742

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>>156002

That shit so very stupid. Its like they can't separate fantasy from reality. These waifu fags remind me of these people and it was creepy then, like its creepy now.


a94385 No.156763

>>154787

So they were just eliminating the competition?


b96274 No.158579

>>155020

You don't need a gun license to own a firearm in Iowa. The majority of US States don't require a license or registration to own a firearm, especially rifles and shotguns. As long as you're over 18 and have a clean criminal record you can buy what you want.


bd119e No.158592

>>155576

Insanity plea never really works at all. And they pretty much stopped institutionalising people after One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, they just leave them to become homeless or end up in prison.


03d46b No.158599

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>>154785

>>154784

>You can smell the autism from here.

Is that a dragon hoodie?


c4883c No.158782

>>154807

>$20 bucks says they were going to scream that motto before opening fire.

Well now I feel bad because it didn't happen

Just imagine the keks, specially if they had costumes as well


b96cf9 No.159174

>>158782

You mean like an Ash and Pikachu PJs?


6ad633 No.159192

>>155020

>killing the competition

Was that the threat? That would have went over my head.


341f1a No.159246

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>>159192

No, the threat was made in a pokemon league facebook group. They posted a message (1st photo) with a photo attached (2nd photo), neither was subtle.


9960df No.159254

>>154816

The jocks get away with stuff and the teachers tend to look down on the bullied. The answer to getting someone to leave you alone is let them get you alone to attack you one on one and knock them the fuck out. It took me many years to discover this. If the guys bigger and taller than you, then let him corner you, grab his Jersey and sit down. Come back up grabbing your football helmet and… Well just try not to do any permanent damage. Unfortunately since he won't tell anyone about what happened you'll still get bullied some, but not by him. Also you'll never have to do anything like that as an adult. For one thing there are no lockers to be pushed up against or football helmets laying around. Another thing is adults use their words.


2e3a71 No.159282

>>159254

And then when you stand up for yourself, YOU are the one who gets fucked over for it.

>>159246

It's so half assed it may as well have been a false flag to push gun control.


7403c5 No.159290

>>159282

So are you saying that in order to push the anti gun agenda the government enlisted the help of two pokemon league masters who had to go to jail in return for their services or are you saying that the government made these two do this against their will?


fb64e0 No.162542

Any word on whats going on with these two?

Have they caught them all yet?


341f1a No.177768

>>159246

lolol

(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC)

f10555 No.178193

>>154780

Was getting caught part of there plan

Nope, they're just retards.


41c4fc No.178194

>>154780

Most any shooter.


01f248 No.178205

The Columbine and Virginia Tech shooters didn't openly admit that they were going to go on a shooting spree, and now look at them. They're legends. Even Supreme Gentleman Elliot Rodger did his Saturday morning cartoon villain monologue in a way so… well, cartoonish… that nobody would believe him.

Yet here these guys are building up ample evidence of a crime that ultimately hurt nobody but themselves. You know the difference between the three successful spree killers above and these idiots? Those three don't have autism. Even on /cow/ you can see that a great many of the lolcows on the interbutts are autistic, and certainly the most prominent ones.

And they say autism isn't related to stupidity/retardation.


ef5155 No.178209

>>178205

Cho was pretty autistic but he was a fucking killing machine.


a9fbdd No.178210

>>178205

Did you just say Elliot Rodger wasn't autistic? How fucking retarded are you?


7c5e42 No.178212

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>>177768

>(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC)


7c5e42 No.178213

>>178205

>Those three don't have autism

Yeah they did. Rodger especially

Also

>three

Columbine was two shooters, making a total of four


eee494 No.178215

>>178210

>>178213

There's no direct evidence. He was socially retarded- which is circumstantial evidence at best. Most of the arrows seem to point more towards schizotypal disorder.

Lots of lolcows are indeed autistic, but there are also many other disorders that resemble high functioning autism at first glance (particularly cluster a disorders)


a9fbdd No.178216

>>178215

CONFIRMED AUTIST


7c5e42 No.178217

>>178215

He was treated for Asperger's


eee494 No.178221

>>178217

No, his mother at one point suggested he was a sperg, but it was never formally diagnosed (according to his father).

We don't have his paperwork, so nobody really knows what precise disorder he was being treated for and prescribed medication for (he was on Xanax, which is mostly used for generalized anxiety). IMO saying he was autistic is a lazy "go-to" answer

>>178216

You're not wrong


01f248 No.178232

>>178217

Asperger's is (or was, since it was stricken from the medical books years ago for being a superfluous crock of shit that may as well be tied in with high-functioning autism) the single most misdiagnosed mental disorder out there. Chris might've been right about the Aspie conspiracy after all.


7c5e42 No.178237

>>178221

>but it was never formally diagnosed

All that means is that it's not on his medical records. Doctors do that for a bunch of reasons, usually related to insurance.

>IMO saying he was autistic is a lazy "go-to" answer

Even though his own fucking mother said he was autistic

>>178232

>Chris might've been right about the Aspie conspiracy after all

>Chris

>Christian Weston Chandler

>Renowned pants shitting autist

>right about anything

Yeah, no


eee494 No.178243

>>178237

She said he might have been. For the most part, his symptoms don't even match autism the well


7c5e42 No.178246

>>178243

>She said he might have been

It was in the divorce papers.

https://archive.is/uiKbs#selection-2223.0-2223.125


45165e No.178297

>>154816

I don't think bullying has anything to do whit this, I have been bullied all my life due to my small stature, and the only targets would be a soccer stadium or a night club, why the hell would I kill my fellow Assburgers?

also

>children

I bet 50% children at most, unless they count anyone under 18 a child.


eee494 No.178336

>>178246

Interesting. I wish the divorce papers were available somewhere. It's entirely possible he did have some 'tism, but I think there were at least a few other things wrong with him as well (plus bad parenting thrown in the mix)


af341a No.178344

>>155972

>furries

What about that fur con that got hit with a chlorine gas attack?


01f248 No.178357

>>178237

>Even though his own fucking mother said he was autistic

Because mothers, as we all know, are experts when it comes to diagnosing autism and its causes.


7c5e42 No.178360

>>178357

Yeah, it's not like she swore under oath that he had special needs or anything. It's not like his mother took him to be tested for autism or anything


eee494 No.178377

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>>178357

>>178360

Hm. Well we have to contradictory statements from each parent. Really I would like to get access to their divorce records (which CNN doesn't provide) to settle this once and for all

Also it would be interesting to shed more light on Peter Rodger, who is quite a character on his own terms

Part of me wants to try and troll this ego-maniacal clown, but bothering a shooting victim's dad would be irredeemably autistic


01f248 No.178380

>>178377

>but bothering a shooting victim's dad would be irredeemably autistic

If by "autistic" you mean "awesome" then you've hit the nail on the head. The whole point of /cow/ is taking advantage of the vulnerabilities in people for lulz. Also add that by trolling Peter Rodger, you'd be trolling one of the Manosphere's patron saints, meaning there could be potential for other cows to surface.


01f248 No.178381

>>178380

>you'd be trolling a close relative of*


fb8782 No.178397

Fucking... why.

>>>/pol/3728146

>>>/pol/3730396


b535d9 No.178453

>>159254

When I was bullied, what made it stop was taking the ringleader 1 vs 1 in front of everyone else and owning him up to the point he had to get multiple stiches at the hospital. Totally worth the suspension, no one bothered me anymore and later I started hanging with the next year bullies.

If you are getting bullied, fight back in an environment you know the others wont gang up on you and you can get both a 1 vs 1 and outsiders looking. Even if you lose, as long as you make some damage, people will respect you.




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