/cow/ - Lolcows (NO MOLAY)

>>156573

Nice meta thread champ.

>>156582

thank you

newfags on /cow/ use stupid as fuck farm related words.

HEY Y'ALL FARMERS I JUST PULLED THIS FRESH BOVINE OUT THE BARN AT ANOTHER BOARD AND WE ALREADY BUTCHERED IT BUT THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF MINCE MEAT AND MILK TO GO AROUND WITH THE /cow/BOYS.

fucking autism

>>157496

I'm an on-and-off anon since early the 2000's. I've mostly just visited /v/ and /a/. Since the first exodus, I've started visiting /pol/, /cow/, and /tech/ more than /v/.

I may have used the word "milk" before. I'll admit that I came to /cow/ a year ago, and picked up the term from lurking. I've only been posting in earnest for a few weeks.

Not all of us newfags are goons or redditors. I've personally always believed that those sites are cancer.

I think that I'll continue using the word "milk" at your displeasure. :^)

A lot of people just find the imagery fun I guess.

>fitting in with /cow/

It's just like most chanboards, just use the words 'faggot' and 'autism' and you'll fit in perfectly.

>>157498

Well "milk" started popping up months ago when goons were (and still are?) trying to get us to go after gamergate and not focus on the SJW lolcows discovered by gamergate.

>I think that I'll continue using the word "milk" at your displeasure. :^)

You do that.

>>157539

Is it a goon conspiracy that some GGers are spergs? I know the SJWs have more and bigger cows, but why is GG off the table?

>>157587

It's not, but see the Acid Man thread for what you're up against. People like him will rally his IDFs in an effort to shit up potential lulz.

>>157498

>I think that I'll continue using the word "milk" at your displeasure. :^)

Careful anon, you might get the horns. :^)

i also prefer cocks, op. we just need to wait until chris dies or gets his penis chopped off

then we can go back to screaming cocks cocks cocks

Because most of the posters here have been posting for six months or less.

Also, it's a term that makes you a hip and cool channer, much like "salt" "tbh/fam/smh/various other niggerspeak" "JUST" and many other quality memes that people insist on posting.

>>157531

Whatever you say cuck.

>>157587

No. Of course some are. But there's very few lolcows beyond…KingOfPol and maybe a few others? The e-celeb drama was mostly in november. Though there's the shit with TotalBiscuit now.

See, in the first 6 months of Gamergate, there were some very clear goons trying to use /cow/ as their personal army to attack gamergate. Part of this was out of a desire to trollshield the SJW lolcows who popped up on /cow/'s radar as a result of gamergate, like Peter Coffin. They'd try blending in by using "milk", telling people to drink bleach (which is SA and not *chan lingo), etc.

Arbchat, 2011:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Cyndre/Chatlog

>milk is a goon term

Fuck off, retards.

>nobody used "milk" on previous forms of /cow/

They did, and I have to wonder if you aren't a newfag pretending at being a long-timer as a legitimacy thing.

>>157713

It wasn't used as heavily, or in the ways it's used now. Now, it's used as a replacement for cocks, and used far more often. Scroll through a few pages of https://8archive.moe/cow/search/text/milk/page/1/ to see how faggy its become.

>>157714

Shall we come to a compromise and call it cock milk, then?

>>157728

Cocks milk. Cocks by itself always bothered me. Mostly because cock would work better than cocks.

>>157728

JEWS should add a wordfilter so that "Milk" becomes "Cocks". I think it would be fun.

>cow

>milk

>cows produce milk

>the term logically fits

>newfags pretending to be oldfags get butthurt and make a meta thread sliding something off the catalogue to whine about it

>>157732

>>157730

>>157728

>>157714

>so butthurt about a word you want it filtered

How does it feel to become the cow yourself?

>>157737

>implying you even know what the hell 789chan is

I don't use it, but I figured it was just a natural extension of the term.

The board is called /cow/ folks.

But I'm not above admitting I haven't been lurking cow for more than a few months, so I'm not denying it being a Goon term if that's the case having cropped up just before I started lurking this board.

As an aside, where's the SA thread, since every board hates them and calls out goonposting?

sage because I'm not really contributing and this belongs more on a meta focused board in my opinion.

>>157740

Disliking a term that is (in my opinion) overused makes me a lolcow?

Oh dear, better don my sonichu medallion.

>>157714

We also only had like 30 unique users in the early days of the /cwc/ userbase converting to /cow/. Now that there's a lot more we're bound to see it pop up more often.

who fucking cares?

>>157737

Everyone here knows what an lolcow is and read the ED article on them at some point. Don't think you're as "old" or smart as you think you are.

>>157668

Oh look, you found one use of it in 4 years on ED.

>implying goons never use ED

Either way my argument on "milk" is a bit more nuanced as described in >>157655

>>157746

Wanting words that trigger you to be wordfilter does.

>>157774

>getting this butthurt over words and people supposedly purporting to be smarter than you

Now that's what I call insecurity.

>>157787

Nigger you were acting like lolcow > milk is some deep *chan injoke only you can understand. You'd have to be retarded, not a newfag to not get the connection.

>you made a thread so you're just butthurt/autistic/whining

Nice argument

>>157797

Dude everybody hates SA. There's a consensus that goons are autistic troll-shielding faggots. I just don't see what newfags using "milk" has to do with it. Your time is better spent elsewhere, unless you're a goon or ayyteam in which case I suggest helium, a facemask, and a Neutral Milk Hotel album.

>>157649

Nice maymay, I C wat u did thar

Milk has always been a term the various iterations of /cow/ has used.

Its LITERALLY why we use the term Lolcow.

To MILK lols from them lolcows.

>>157521

Just trying to do some good natured ribbing, eh gang?

>>158222

>Milk has always been a term the various iterations of /cow/ has used.

No, it hasn't.

>LITERALLY

>>>/tumblr/

>>158236

Are you new?

>>158263

Are you?

I've been on /cow/ since it was /cwc/ and I don't ever remember the term "milk" being used before the past 6 months, after we moved to 8chan and got a flood of newfags from the peter coffin thing.

>board culture evolves

>more news at 9

oh look this

the earliest version of the "lolcow" article at ed

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Lol-cow&oldid=4490

>A lol-cow is a victim of a Flame War who can't help but be julayed for lulz time and time again. They have a compulsive need to give up as many laughs as possible at their own expense despite themselves.

>This is an old revision of this page, as edited by Unknown (Talk | contribs) at 05:07, 16 April 2011. It may differ significantly from the current revision.

>>189460

You are aware that ED has its share of goons and newfags, don't you?

>>158269

Then you have a bad memory. It went out of favor but predates lulz as a term in relation to "cows".