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82c1c8 No.156939

Hello lads, that interboard soccer tournament known as the /icup/ is rolling around for the fall/winter edition and I was wondering if we wanted to finish a team for it.

For those that don't know, the /icup/ is a soccer tournament played in PES 15 with teams made by boards for bantz and to determine who is the best. All games are CPU controlled so it's completely random and up to fate.

Someone or some others made a thread here >>>/icup/2074 that started to outline a team for the board but it has fallen off and hasn't had updates for a while. So if you want, feel free to finish up what has been started or start from scratch.

Two possible rosters were presented in that thread along with an anthem and custom kits (uniforms). However you can change any of that if you wish.

Boards who wish to participate in the tournament need:

>A board logo

>A board anthem

>A roster of 23, 11 of which will be starters

>2 players will be gold ranked, 2 will be silver ranked.

>A goal horn (specific horns for specific players are allowed)

>Custom uniforms

>Formation

>A team rep (optional)

/a/ won the first tournament and several new boards are joining for this one.

Here were the mock ups for the uniforms someone made.

5da28d No.156945

I thought we were supposed to have a team in the last tournament this summer


82c1c8 No.156952

>>156945

There were talks of it, but the board let it die so then someone decided to start a thread on the tournament board the day after the summer edition to prepare a team for this upcoming one.


88090a No.156984

Can one of the uniforms just say, "Hi A-Log!" for old times sake?


82c1c8 No.156986

>>156984

If someone could make it, sure. I know fuck all about modding PES.


fe0818 No.157048

I think our goal horn should be some of CWC's "Christian and the Hedgehog boys" songs. Like "So need a cute girl".


8ff927 No.157053

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>157048

What about this?


88090a No.157065

>>157053

Only if an intro theme isn't apart of the game.

Even then…


82c1c8 No.157099

>>157065

Well you could just time stamp it to a specific start time, what a lot of boards do, could be Chris's goal horn if he is kept on the roster or a new one is made.


10a60d No.157131

Suggestions

CWC - So Need a Cute Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6azwhe8xhVI

Pink Guy - Kill Yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

Druoxtheshredder - Aspurchu theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHXBFT6G5c0

4kids TV - GOTTA GO FAST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0


9035f2 No.157178

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

For an anthem I suggest this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y

or embed related


9035f2 No.157179

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>157178

actually this


88090a No.157189

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is one of my favs


10a60d No.157219

>>157178

I'm down with this


82c1c8 No.157399

>>157178

Well, fits the aesthetic of the board, also I guess these are goal horn ideas here >>157131


ef51cd No.157403

>>157178

My vote for this one. It's more original then some remix of a Chris Chan video


82c1c8 No.157443

Well, we got an anthem, now do we use one of the rosters from the offical thread or make a new one?


5b7c4a No.157546

Roster suggestions:

CWC obviously

JULAY

Sonichu

Foxdicks

Cocks

True and Honest OC

Nick Bate

Moviebob

Gamergate

Trans

Peter Coffin


5b7c4a No.157547

>>157546

nvm didn't see the OP


e252ea No.157573

>>157178

holy shit anon this is perfect and you have great taste


101e68 No.157657


82c1c8 No.157876

Anyone got any ideas for a roster or just use one of the ones already in the official thread?


97b2cc No.158049

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>157178

I recommend this, by /cow/ approved lolcow Johnathan "Zoojay" Niehaus


50ac48 No.158050

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>no one in the /icup/ thread had Robbay on their rosters

>no one here does either

The newfag. It's real. It's infiltrated the fortress.


10a60d No.158170

>>157546

Where's bhaalsack?


82c1c8 No.158202

>>158050

I think it would be easier to decide a roster if there was a poll with a bunch of names on it, how the other boards did it.


82c1c8 No.158629

I'll just throw it out there that I think Chris and Rob be the gold ranked players, but Chris be the team captain. Have the new blood be the silver ranked players in Pete "The Doll NEET" Coffin and Movieblob.

Have Pixyteri be goalie for the hell of it.


82c1c8 No.159470

This is my last bump for this to see if there is any interest for this.


9a18f9 No.161785

>>159470

Has the cup finished yet? Who won?


82c1c8 No.161799

>>161785

This is for the upcoming one happening later this year, probably in the next month or so, the first one was during the summer and /a/ won that one.


71d099 No.162131

Bumping


6a6b7c No.163976

What would the logo for the board even be?


c5f1b7 No.164008

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>>163976

Some ideas.


82c1c8 No.164627

>>164008

Yeah how about the autism puzzle piece in the circle but with /cow/ written across it.


82c1c8 No.164642

Also to get the big thing out of the way, making a different roster or just going with one of the ones in the thread and changing some people for others?

Also player positions


388544 No.170506

This is the current supposed roster.

How about this?

GK-Sonichu(Silver)

RB-Nick Bate

CB-Brianna Wu

CB-Paul Latza

LB-Rober Stiles

CDM-DSP (Silver)

CDM-Chris Chan(C) (Gold)

CAM-God, You´re Pathetic

LW-Dobson

CAM-Wizardchan

ST-JULAAAAAAAY (Gold)

Bench

GK-Movieblob

RB-Phil Fish

CB-Linkara

CB-Onision

LB-Pamperchu

CDM-Gaijn Goombah

CAM-SammyClassicSonicFan

LW-Randi Harper

RW-A-Log

CAM-Jerkop

ST-JustinRPG

ST-Suzy ayylmao


4c852d No.170509

>>170506

I still think The Commander should be included.


82c1c8 No.170518

>>170506

Damn it, Pixyteri needs to be on the roster.


2a2d2c No.170684

>>170506

We can't have medal goalkeepers.

How about:

GK-Sonichu

CB-Nick Bate

CB-Brianna "John Flynt" Wu

RB-Paul Latza

LB-Rober Stiles

DMF-DSP

DMF- God, You're Pathetic

AMF- Chris Chan (Gold)

SS-Dobson

SS-Wizardchan (Silver)

CF-JULAYYY (Gold)

Bench

GK-Movieblob

GK-Linkara

CB-Phil Fish

CB-Jerkop

CB-JustinRPG

CB-Suzy AyyLmao

RB-Oision

LB-Pamperchu

DMF-Gaijin Goombah

DMF-SammyClassicSonicFan

DMF-Randi Harper

DMF-A-Log


2a2d2c No.170685

Also forgot Dobson as Silver


bbcadf No.170689

>>170506

>no robbie the poop goblin

>no pedobutts, aka: mr.butts

Ohshitniggerwhatyoudoing.jpg


77b155 No.171057

>>170689

Who do you suggest we take out?

Personally I don't know we have both Chris Chan and JULAYYY when they're both interconnected anyways. Also DSP isn't really as much of a lolcow as a lot of the squad already he's only another cringey YouTube LPer.


82c1c8 No.174115

Now even /cuteboys/ has thrown in a team, we can't get shit done can we?


7b34d7 No.174117

Team: ralphretort

Moviebob

Srhbutts

Peter coffin

Nick bates

Suzy from game grumps

Ego raptor

Vegan gains

Linkara

Thidran

Randi Harper

Team done fund it


7b34d7 No.174119

>>174117

Oops also add

Chris chan

DSP

And now we have the dream team, ESPECIALLY since fucking Ralph is there


c2c7b3 No.174175

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2c5f03 No.174186

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>>174175

The julay shall flow, my friend.

The julay shall flow.


c60335 No.174188

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>>174117

I don't know about some of these. I certainly think they're all worth discussing here, but some of them don't sound much like a lolcow to an outside observer. Particularly those involved with GG, both Pro and Anti.

Like, Randi harper for instance. She annoying, morbidly obese and painfully stupid, but if she funny to an outside observer?

Same deal with ralphretort, do we have anything on him besides "can be made to get mad during youtube streams" and "dated a girl with fivehead"?

And Thidran, who even is he again? Is he the one that runs ayy-team and sabotaged a couple GG boards? the one with that picture of him holding a knife? Autistic as fuck, but unless I missed something, when did he become a lolcow?

Even Egoraptor/Suzy, I think it makes perfect sense to discuss them, but I think to an outside observer they're kind of a hard sell.

This image is ridiculously out of date, but I think it shows a better selection of people who are unquestionably lolcows, though I'd maybe leave out some of the people near the bottom who just got added because of dumb shit they did on previous versions of /cow/ and then disappeared from the internet in shame.


792ce2 No.174203

>>174188

>Mew

>Iconoclast

>Tacowiz

>Omega

>Jordman

Ah, where are these 'spergs now?


e1bf51 No.174204

>>174203

>Iconoclast

Still sperging out in his kiwifarms thread, still mad about being kicked out of college, still making terrible comics

>Jordman

Homeless in San Fran, possibly "dating" a facebook sockpuppet. Trying to out-ADF ADF. Also, he's apparently one of the top 100 tranny bloggers in the US. Seriously.

>>174188

Nice trip down memory lane, but

>Paradise016

>Dreadful

>Moses Garza III

Literally who?


792ce2 No.174205

>>174204

Him responding to his Kiwi farms thread that was like, two years old at that point was a big surprise.

At least with TJ Church and Maijun, when they responded their threads were 'fresh'. He probably would have been completely forgotten about otherwise.


c60335 No.174208

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>>174204

>Paradise016

A British girl who likely had autism and posted a series of videos in bikinis on YouTube awkwardly swaying back and forth while singing about how she was the "queen of the lesbians" and "my teacher touched my vagina" and so on.

>Dreadful

Very minor but worth mentioning for the lengths they went to try and erase their identity when they were found out.

When Nick Bate first started getting discussed on /cow/, Dreadful A-Logged him hard, it was seemingly a young girl, though that picture is the only picture we have of them. She posted screenshots of a series of angry messages she sent to Nick insulting him for being a pedophile, but while she blocked out her screen name in the shots, the comments were still visible on his page, so Dreadful's name was quickly found.

Dreadful freaked and started deleting everything from her deviantart account, but people were able to pull a lot of it off before she finished. Dreadful while ranting about how disgusting pedophiles were had drawn hundreds of images of shota, and made numerous computer animations about topics such as shota discovering how to ejaculate for the first time.

In some cases this was met with an angry defense of "THAT CHARACTER WAS 18!!!!" even though they were drawn to look like a small child, and as mentioned, described things like having an erection for the first time.

>Moses Garza III

This kid was great. I wonder what ever happened to him. In hindsight he kind of seemed like he was on track to become a mass shooter, had he ever kept enough of his money to afford a gun.

Moses lived in Brownsville, Tx and worked at an HEB (grocery store.) He wrote ridiculously overdramatic facebook statuses about being alone and unloved and never being able to find a girlfriend to spend his money on, and decrying how it was like slavery the strenuous effort he had to put into pushing heavy shopping carts around the parking lot.

Over time it turned out he had feelings for his bitch of a sister, and was giving her his entire paychecks so she could go shopping and wouldn't have to get a job of her own.

Last update I heard on him was his sister making the local news for credit card theft.


4470ff No.174359

>>174188

well i am still here i went no where….

jenffer


3f1e66 No.174373

>>174188

Fuck, does anyone have any news on Kimmo?


82c1c8 No.175144

>>174188

Well there we go, pull a roster off of there, maybe replace a few with newer ones and go from there. Include

>>174359

as well since she is still here.

Would be great if someone could make a logo involving

>>164008

Also wish we could get someone to make the kits and a goalie uniform.

Anthem is here:

>>157178

Goal horn(s) are next.


82c1c8 No.175145

>>174188

Well there we go, pull a roster off of there, maybe replace a few with newer ones and go from there. Include

>>174359

as well since she is still here.

Would be great if someone could make a logo involving

>>164008

Also wish we could get someone to make the kits and a goalie uniform.

Anthem is here:

>>157178

Goal horn(s) are next.


d248b6 No.175157

>>174188

>A-Log

>Anthos

>Bikerfox

>Sanityscraps

>Moses

>James Mario

>Casey Decker

>Bob McBob

Anyone got any updates on these fine folks?


e3b5eb No.175158

>>157178

>someone else is deep into Jake and Amir culture as I am on /cow/

I feel validated as human being

thank you anon :,)


82c1c8 No.175170

>>175157

They would make a great 8 editions to the roster.


82c1c8 No.175881

Oh fuck it here is a roster idea:

GK-Sonichu

RB-Nick Bate (Silver)

CB-Jordman

CB-Paul Latza

LB-Robert Stiles

CDM-Jennfer (Silver)

CDM-Chris Chan(C) (Gold)

CAM-God, You´re Pathetic

LW-Dobson

CAM-Wizardchan

ST-JULAAAAAAAY (Gold)

Bench

GK-Movieblob

RB-Foxdicks

CB-Linkara

CB-Onision

LB-Pamperchu

CDM-Gaijn Goombah

CAM-SammyClassicSonicFan

LW-Randi Harper

RW-A-Log

CAM-Jerkop

ST-JustinRPG

ST-PixyTeri


ab93c3 No.178121

>>175881

That line up is so beautiful, I wish it was for real. Can you imagine MovieBob running?


279c32 No.179634

It seems like /cow/ are gonna replace /islam/ in the cup, I'll export the export soon.

>>178121

Goalkeepers don't run la


82c1c8 No.179723

>>179634

Let me know when you do so I can update the teams in the void thread to add /cow/ to finished.


24f06c No.180109

Does anyone know where to watch the match live?


4d0c1e No.180439

>>179723

This friday hopefully, making fine tuning on the tactics

>>180109

1st of January for the actual cup, I will likely stream an Autismb Owl match with /furry/ playing against /cow/


82c1c8 No.182158

>>180439

Did you get it done?


4bd6ee No.189750

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82c1c8 No.189796

GAME DAY

You're playing against /hebe/. Starts at 2 PM EST.

>>>/icup/4160

http://www.hitbox.tv/icup


041425 No.189806

>>174188

>Sanityscraps

sauce on that screen shot?




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