Jason Zimmerman aka mew2king

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Jason Zimmerman aka mew2king Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 15:21:33 22adc9 No.160539

Literally autistic super smash bros player, beloved by smash bros fans for his skill at the game and his tendency to say/do funny things. However, his obtuse nature sometimes lands him in much more lolcow-like situations.

Most recently:

>meets a 9/10, way-out-of-his-league girl named Cynthia online

>starts dating her

>she claims she studied "event management" in college

>Jason uses his connections/nepotism to get her a job with his sponsor, MVG

>AFTER this happens she reveals she's been seeing another guy

>Jason the guy who got her a job and paid to fly her to Arizona opens the relationship like a cuck

>eventually she moves in with him

>he has to leave for 2 weeks for a tourney

>she brings in her new bf and starts fucking him in Jason's apartment, that he's paying for, while he's away

>bear in mind that up until now her only interaction with Jason has been backrubs, they never even fucked

>Jason finds out and retardedly moves her and bull in with his boss (also her boss) at MVG

>during their time living with boss her uselessness becomes even more evident

>her only job as "event coordinator" at MVG is to buy groceries for her boss

>turns out she doesn't have any credentials at all and made up the whole event management thing because she knew m2k was spineless enough to get her a job

Also during this time she was extremely controlling and, among other things, demanded that mew2king retweet every time she mentioned him or posted a picture with both of them in it. He complied like an autist. Basically, she was only using him for twitter popularity.

Details are here https://www.facebook.com/notes/jason-zimmerman/cynthia/10153163823638177

Thoughts?

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 15:32:52 748801 No.160544

>Thoughts?

Aren't there laws against taking financial advantage of old people with dementia? He's obviously mentally handicapped, I don't see how this is different.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 15:56:41 5af0fc No.160552

[bold]kek[/bold]

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 16:12:51 468625 No.160568

Sounds like he just got put in the cuck hall of fame.

Which I guess we can laugh at but oh man did I cringe on his behalf. Seeing betas getting taken advantage of like this makes me sigh.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 18:09:55 a6e089 No.160628

Jason has a history of being taken advantage of. his beta/austitic tendencies has caused him to join second rate organizations that underpay him or just straight up steal his money

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 18:22:06 1a8b88 No.160630

>>160539

This isn't lolcowerific, just sad.

Autismo didn't even do anything funny or embarrassing, just got used by some heartless cunt.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 18:24:20 22adc9 No.160632

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Mew2king is an autistic beta but I can't hold that against him, even if his antics do land him in some pretty hilarious situations sometimes. The girl, however, is quite repugnant, and her desperate pleas for pity are hilarious in their own way.

She's responding to her detractors over twitter, and she's pretty much gone full blown >"harassment campaign" trying to play the victim in this situation https://twitter.com/CynthiaBunnay

Here she is trying to win back her boyfriend, who since the ordeal has sided with m2k and decided she's untrustworthy, and get him to call off the "witch hunt" against her he supposedly started (he knows hackers guise) https://instagram.com/p/7OlrUIp8WR/

And lastly she seems to consider the fact the she had to hang out with m2k as a part of her job to be "abuse" since he's an oh so disgusting autist that a goddess like her should never have to deign to look at, see pic related

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 19:03:13 5340b5 No.160645

Poor guy. We should be trying to help him. He's genuinely likable. Given a work out schedule and some coaching from a specialist he could be sort of popular with the ladies. People like nice people.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 19:05:33 3c9425 No.160649

lol m2k

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 19:31:15 7f1477 No.160653

I loved the manifesto he wrote. He wrote it because he felt like the updates happening in Smash were destroying his ability to be good at the game.

https://www.facebook.com/notes/jason-zimmerman/the-real-jasonm2k/10153017762028177

He even references Naruto, showing how sheltered he is to the real world.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 20:01:40 5cf56e No.160668

>>160645

You could make a movie out of it.

>Lonely and shy Micheal J Fox lookalike who is really good at the vidya

>Goes to tourneys monthly and makes a good living. Has a big ass house, two cars, the works that come with being uber rich

>Has issues with women because he always talks about vidya

>"I want to wavedash in your pussy, m'lady"

>SLAP

>"Hey, baby, are you Captain Falcon? Because I want to show you muh moves!!"

>"Wanna blow my Pokeflute?"

>"I want to find your Triforce of Love!!"

>"I can take you to my place so you can suck on my Mario Brothers"

>One day he mets a qt3.14 aspie girl who understands his langauge

>"M2K pound my Jigglypuffs"

>"You make my energy increase by one heart when you hug me"

>"I love you so much, not even Naruto can believe it"

>Suddenly at a tourney an evil sperg is pissing off all of the other Smash players

>He wears fingerless gloves, and a tenchcoat but is super /fit/ for some reason

>He kidnaps the qt autist girl and takes her to a hotel room that is for some reason filled with his lackeys

>M2K must now fight his way up to the top of the hotel, SUPER SMASH BROS style

>M2K finally reaches up to the evil sperg and defeats him

>Villain attempts to rape qt

>But M2K is having none of that

>He Falcon Punches him unconscious, and taunts him by saying, "Show me your moves!"

>M2K is now a Smash hero and gets married to his autistic girlfriend while everyone in the church is dressed up like vidya and anime characters

>Cut to the honeymoon where they are having sex

>M2K cums hard with his new wife

>M2K gets a victory montage where the Super Smash Bros announcer shouts, "The End"

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 20:10:39 5b1557 No.160670

I never liked M2K, but shit it's actually sort of sad to seem him get used like this.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 20:23:40 748801 No.160678

>>160632

Wait, that's the "9/10"? She looks 7/10 in that thumbnail and assholes on twitter/facebook always cherrypick their selfies.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 20:37:40 341303 No.160687

>>160668

that would make a kick ass game.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 21:15:18 46c29c No.160702

shoulda learned to play a real fighting game

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 21:40:20 5b1557 No.160712

>>160702

Smash is more of a versus platformer than a fighting game.

It's still pretty fun.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 21:43:32 a5062d No.160716

>>160539

I kind of feel sorry for him. How can some men be such cucks? Is he defensive about his cucking though? I think that'll decide whether he's lolcow material.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 21:43:36 37ae8d No.160717

>>160539

>Jason the guy who got her a job and paid to fly her to Arizona opens the relationship like a cuck

I remember seeing a tweet from him that stated he dumped her when she suggested an open relationship which suggests she was doing all of this behind his back and then suggested it when he found out which would actually give him more of a spine than the average beta.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 21:46:27 d46d4e No.160723

>>160678

Seriously. It looks like two kids at a Chuck E Cheese or some shit.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 21:52:18 37ae8d No.160731

>>160702

There's no shortage of cows in the actual FGC. Either scumbags like Noel "Chris" Brown or straight up crazies like Triforce.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 22:28:16 46c29c No.160749

>>160731

>being this cryin brian

YA GOT FUCKED

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 22:57:55 5af0fc No.160765

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>turns out she doesn't have any credentials at all and made up the whole event management thing because she knew m2k was spineless enough to get her a job

So how is HE the cow then? Just sounds like Nintendo loser #58657409.

Anonymous 09/05/15 (Sat) 23:09:37 46c29c No.160780

>>160765

Kill yourself.

Anonymous 09/06/15 (Sun) 00:31:21 22adc9 No.160860

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>>160717

From his post in the OP:

>She suggested an open relationship, so I said okay because she convinced me it was the logical thing to do so after a small talk I then agreed on it

He says that "emotions got to" him and he objected to the situation only later, after the deed was done. I like the guy, but he got cucked.

At least he seems to be taking it pretty well

Anonymous 09/06/15 (Sun) 01:25:47 b3a4c7 No.160880

>>160539

The only lolcow here is her.

It's one thing to use beta's, but it's another to use a literally autistic one for personal gain.

I mean he's physically incapable of understanding social cues intuitively.

Also Jason's a nice guy. His friendship with ZeRo is adorable, despite what people say about him.

>>160716

I haven't looked into this yet, but it wouldn't surprise me if didn't even view it as potentially romantic, and instead thinks he's just helping out a friend or something.

Anonymous 09/06/15 (Sun) 01:26:10 877edb No.160882

>>160731

Can we get a thread on them then?

Anonymous 09/06/15 (Sun) 01:27:47 b3a4c7 No.160884

>>160880

okay I should actually read the entire OP next time, but it doesn't change the fact that this is still more sad than anything.

Anonymous 09/06/15 (Sun) 01:41:22 341303 No.160891

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Seriously, why is cuckolding so (or why does it seem so) prevalent nowadays?

Anonymous 09/06/15 (Sun) 02:11:43 4eec67 No.160906

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>>160668

Shit's been done.

Anonymous 09/06/15 (Sun) 03:12:26 e698f0 No.160942

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>>160891

Like most things, it's always been around, it's just the internet bringing it to light.

You have to think of the internet as a giant magnifying glass, I mean this is true of everything. Homosexuals and trannies are another perfect example. Homosexuals account for 3-4% of the population, trannies account for 0.03% of the population, yet with the media and the internet they're all we fucking hear about.

Before the internet, let's say in one part of the world there was a guy obsessed with the erotic properties of yarn. He'd go about his entire life keeping his bizarre fetish to himself, perhaps secretly keeping a collection in his home. After the internet, all he'd have to do is post up online his secret fetish somewhere. He could do so anonymously even, so he was protected if it wasn't well-received. Before long he discovers a dozen others who are also sexually aroused by yarn. Over time this could swell to a few hundred. Now, there are still over five billion people who find their fetish bizarre and silly, but in their own little group they've created their own world, and because it's all they hear about the echo chamber makes it normal and common to them. Before long they see the 99.9% of the world who doesn't share their fetish as the weird ones.

They become indignant about the world being filled with such weirdos who don't masturbate with yarn. They decide to start posting it everywhere on every corner of the internet. Maybe some celebrities pick it up, either because they're one of the weirdos too or just hoping to expand their audience. The overwhelming majority of the world is not getting annoyed by the flood of weird fetish crap they're seeing everywhere, they're just labeled closed-minded bigots, boring, vanilla, etc.

Tumblr perfected this process by setting it up so that people only have to hear the ideas they choose, anyone with conflicting information is blocked or filtered out, so the yarn enthusiast can post a completely made up "fact" like "new study finds 99% of the world turned on by yarn" and they'll re-blog it and gloat and brag and it'll spread among their group, and meanwhile other people are saying "What study?" "Where did you find this fact?" "That's insane, I'm not turned on by yarn." and if they're even heard they're just called ignorant, but for the most part their messages will never even be seen by these people.

JonTron 09/06/15 (Sun) 06:16:31 6dbb83 No.161022

>>160712

>>Faggot fuckboy confirmed for Super Smash approved by chinkurai.

Yeah the game's a lot of fun.

Adam Sandler 09/06/15 (Sun) 06:23:07 6dbb83 No.161025

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>>160765

And you look like typical faggot #213123

How about burn your bodypillow before throwing stones, cuckolding queer.

Anonymous 09/06/15 (Sun) 16:23:53 e0a768 No.161164

>>160539

fuckin lol

i love that 2nd image I really do

Its the most beta of beta images ever

Anonymous 09/06/15 (Sun) 18:44:48 dbc8b2 No.161231

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>>161025

Don't be butthurt nintenfag anon

Heather-Kun!xH.KBwVXzY 09/06/15 (Sun) 19:10:02 5af0fc No.161256

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>>161025 You got BTFO see >>161231

Jerry Seinfeld 09/06/15 (Sun) 22:10:20 6dbb83 No.161440

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>>161231

I though that was irony.

>>161256

Nice comeback, what's next? Your cosplay as a jailbait.

Anonymous 09/08/15 (Tue) 22:36:23 12b985 No.162758

>>160632

The twitter and instagram have been wiped somethings afoot

Anonymous 09/09/15 (Wed) 00:40:57 e698f0 No.162834

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>>161256

Anonymous 09/09/15 (Wed) 01:56:28 190499 No.162871

>>160539

I heard a story where this guy stayed at someones place during a tourny and Jerked off in their place. He didn't clean up.

Anonymous 09/09/15 (Wed) 02:54:13 802a25 No.162924

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>>160678

>She looks 7/10

And that's being generous.

Anonymous 09/09/15 (Wed) 03:01:31 802a25 No.162929

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>>162834

Better tutorial.

Anonymous 09/09/15 (Wed) 03:15:35 5eaf93 No.162939

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>>160544

This.

Maybe we can make it look like he organized an online hate group to attack her, so feminists attack him and we all get our dicks wet.

>>160552

put the / at the end of the last "bold"

Anonymous 09/09/15 (Wed) 03:28:07 802a25 No.162951

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>>162939

He did, not all bbs code works.

Anonymous 09/09/15 (Wed) 09:58:44 4d8858 No.163085

Lol; fucking Mewtwoking is old news, fag.

Anonymous 09/12/15 (Sat) 22:29:14 0df870 No.164876

>>163085

Trust me, it's never old news if you live right next door to the guy.

Anonymous 09/13/15 (Sun) 02:17:12 ca6f5e No.164952

>>164876

elaborate

Anonymous 09/13/15 (Sun) 03:12:45 35ec06 No.164966

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>>160668

>"I love you so much, not even Naruto can believe it"

top tier

Anonymous 09/13/15 (Sun) 03:18:35 35ec06 No.164968

>>164966

also this doesn't really deserve its own thread, should have been thrown in the fgc thread

Anonymous 09/13/15 (Sun) 03:52:45 13645a No.164979

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>guy in OP has a absolutelydisgusting.jpg name

I'm a fan of the Mew Duo and I can come up with better and more mature names than that.

Anonymous 10/06/15 (Tue) 14:53:21 ba0fee No.174230

>"Omg i just fully realized the @ thing on twitter where people can tweet at me. I apologize for the past 2 years ignoring it LOL"

On his recent facebook post he admits to being a scrub on twitter.

Also he kinda looks like the vampire wife from the Strain.

Anonymous 10/06/15 (Tue) 18:13:31 47f133 No.174267

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Resubmitting after restarting my computor (something weird with my network). Sorry for a potential doublepost.

>>160632

The fact that she actually takes time to respond to people disliking her is a good sign. Speaking of which, who is the cow here, anyways, the cuck or the cuckess?

>>160552

>>160765

>>161256

When did Tranny Bitch Boy get unbanned?

Never mind, we know how to trigger him now.

>>164979

>Zimmerman

>Disgusting

>Ever

Anonymous 10/06/15 (Tue) 23:33:27 13645a No.174332

>>174267

Welp my bad, I actually ment his other name, mew2king that is.