/cow/ - Lolcows (Buffalo Barbecue Cream!)

>>163363

I'd go with "people who I am constantly harassing their workplace over."

>>163294

>unless Bobby himself tries to go after Milo, i doubt he'd care much about some fatty mc timeshares living in a crackhouse.

I'm not too sure, I was on /pol/ over the weekend and he showed up in a thread, confirmed it on his Twitter. It was about some alleged pedophile thing going on somewhere in some nowhere town. Anyway the point is, I think Milo has a taste for corrupt politics and fucked up e-celebs. I don't know what came of that story, it might have been abandoned, but I think he has an interest.

I think he likes a Dickensian story, where you can trace their beginnings to show corruption in the present, like Shanley and Randi. Bobby has some DARK SHIT in his past and he is a corrupt figure and lunatic presently.

Let's be honest, when Milo gets into shit like this half the time is for entertainment. He's a drama queen. I think, above all else, he likes a shitshow. Bobby has burned so many fucking bridges this could be something that ACTUALLY feels like uncovering a story.

But again I could be the wrongest faggot in cunt city.

>>163402

>some nowhere town

Nigger it's Las Vegas.

>>163410

I knew it was either somewhere big or somewhere small and I played the bum hunch

>>163363

The former, it seems.

>>163711

I hate how people think e-fame is an excuse not to talk to people.

http://www.uticaod.com/article/20150909/NEWS/150909423/11669/NEWS

So Bobby made the news by announcing his little voting initiative. It would be a shame if someone reached out to the reporter and told him about Bobby's troubled history in local politics…

>>163711

>>163718

As funny as it is that he thinks we're all GamerGate, we're going to have to try different angles.

You think if we bought crack off deep web markets and shipped it to his house, we could get him to relapse?

>>163868

That would imply going on the FBI Bazaar which I have no interest in doing so. But hey if you know a safe place to buy drugs online then by all means go ahead.

>>163890

Someone should post that answering machine video in the comment section of the "get out the vote" story and see if he spergs.

>>163894

I would, but I don't have twitter. Someone else totally should though.

>>163890

Even if they are honeypots, it'll be Bobby's door they knock on, not mine. Anyway, it's irrelevant at the moment. I'm too poor to even pay for my own crack let along buy any for Bobby.

Okay, so as I understand it, one of us should break into his house and sprinkle some crack on his lips.

>>163922

Wouldn't cocaine be easier to sprinkle?

>>163927

Well, YEAH, but this is Bobby we're talking about. This is me talking myself down from blowing crack smoke into his mouth.

I'm in deep, boys.

>>163932

Just pay Rika to blow bath salt smoke in his mouth. A stimulant is a stimulant.

>>163932

Are you actually in Utica?

Happy Pinochet Day everyone. Not much from Bobby today aside from twitter sperging over the Oath Keepers:

https://twitter.com/bobbyo1967/status/642326875285667840

https://twitter.com/bobbyo1967/status/642327163539181569

Also taking shots at random, basic-bitch conservatives:

https://twitter.com/bobbyo1967/status/642327379638120450

Also blaming republicans for 9/11:

https://twitter.com/bobbyo1967/status/642327580402581504

aside from that, not a lot of funny stuff, really just basic-bobby shit.

So if you haven't, I recommend upvoting my Breitbart comment on the matter, also possibly emailing milo himself at milo@yiannopoulos.net about how Butts conspired with Bobby to break federal law.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/09/11/leading-gamergate-critic-sarah-nyberg-claimed-to-be-a-pedophile-apologised-for-white-nationalism/#comment-2249326909

Aaaaaaand bobby's predictable weighing in on standing with Butts:

https://twitter.com/bobbyo1967/status/642717885673119744

https://twitter.com/bobbyo1967/status/642738772673712128

Shame, I was hoping we could get a better chimpout out of him.

So as the pedo-denial thing rages on, what should I do in terms of e-mail? Should I let Bobby know that someone was talking about him in the comments? Maybe push him to act against Breitbart just for laughs? I need ideas here, people.

>>164896

i'm trying to bait him into a pissing contest with milo

he's only deflecting for now but he MIGHT bite

>>164911

The problem is, Bobby's a real stubborn fuck. You need to make him think there's an opening to attack if you want to get him to do something, and even then it takes some luck because of how bizarrely obsessed he is with these random issues of his.

>>163177

>The Phillipines Embassy has asked us to work through the FBI.

They told him to fuck off.

also

>us

>>162830

"Adam" Baldwin's been on TV in The Last Ship for the last three years.

Also, there seems to be a new GG meetup going on almost every other week somewhere.

>>163385

That "salt tonight" one is perfect. I'm saving it.

Finally, more quality sperging from Bobby: http://www.bobbyo1967.com/2015/09/how-many-people-named-miller-work-for-you/

>Governments in place here will act accordingly or face political retaliation. That usually means legally trying to interfere with grants and aid.

>So now, much like in the cases of Unilever Soap, the State of Oklahoma, and child porn advocate Frederick Brennan, it is time once again to get ready to employ the free market as a tool to correct the behavior of those who do not respect our Constitutional values. “Give peace a chance” was a long time ago. A new era, especially when the fringe right is so gun happy, demands a more stringent and aggressive response.

Hopefully this can blow up into something fun when Bobby inevitably fails to get his way and tries to rationalize it.

>>165803

more interested in knowing what the fuck does christianity and the bible have to do with hotwheels.

by the way, i signed him up on one of those free twitter followers things half a week ago

>>164991

Bobby is a weird cow cause even though he is objectively insane and has a fucked up life and is a failure, he talks like any older political guy. Calls people "clowns," dismissed them, etc. Unless he's targeted you, it's hard to get a rise out of him. He is the architect of his own pratfalls and he's weirdly hard to coax into a chimpout.

>>165806

Someone should ask Bobby to explain his theological views and how he talks to Baphomet and all, that shit sounds fascinating.

>>165812

What makes his chimpouts so hard to get is also what makes them great: he's fucking stubborn to the point of delusion. He refuses to accept the possibility that he might be wrong or even the idea that he's powerless. I'd kill to see what a local political meeting in Utica must be like whenever he's in the room, just tons of actually important people nodding their heads and going "Okay Bobby, sure".

>>165842

>Someone should ask Bobby to explain his theological views and how he talks to Baphomet and all, that shit sounds fascinating.

This gives me an Idea. Make him sperg about Theology. Manipulate him into doing it in public. Then take some spergy Christian like Aurini and make him address his heresy. Fuck! You can even pay Aurini to adress Bob's heresy. Just get something out of him, write an nice Email to Aurini and claim that Bob is your friend and you need a Video about how your friend is a fucking heretic.

>>165842

I swear, this whole gamergate thing has been a blessing in disguise. It took me to the alt-right and started my weight loss because of lolcows like Bobby.

I'm not saying there's an over-arching correlation between lolcow status & being a shitlib sjw because I don't want to politicise /cow/ but the left-wing lolcows amuse me the most. They use outrage as a cloak and think twitter is a public servivce instead of a botnet.

>>165855

It's gonna have to be someone else- I've set up quite the divide between myself and Aurini, to say the least.

Anyway, latest quality postings of his:

>Bobby treats a form letter as a victory despite openly admitting that the AG probably won't give two shits about what he has to say: http://www.bobbyo1967.com/2015/09/the-good-news-foundation-gets-investigated/

>Bobby, despite trashing working-class blue collar rural America RIGHT NOW on twitter, tries to reach out to them via the 4H club to make tourist cash: http://www.bobbyo1967.com/2015/09/asking-questions-of-4-h/

Oh, by the way, my friends from TRS found out what property Bobby owns: http://pastebin.com/ELvuci62

Curiously enough, the Mary Street address isn't listed there, I'll need to check what's up with that.

>>166567

> portuguese

what

>>166567

I forgot. You are from that place that is still upset about him calling WN a joke. Are you sure you can't bullshit? I mean the entire scheme is bait on bait hidden in bait.

>>166601

No, we're upset because Aurini is a dishonest two-faced piece of shit who espouses traditional values before going to sleep with married women and have MMF three-ways. He's a con-artist and a manipulator who is only in things for his personal gain.

But enough of that shit, back to Bobby. This is a whole manifesto of crazy: http://www.bobbyo1967.com/2015/09/the-great-divide/

>>167049

>But enough of that shit,

Very well. Although I have to add you should do more legwork when it comes to the Roosh V forum fags.

>I am a Catholic who believes what the Jesuits, hence my love for Baphomet, and the Benedictines, hence my love for Pagan rituals that became Catholic, taught me. I believe in a true Bible in its original language, not the perverted one we have now. I believe that the Universe is setup to reveal truth to us as a gift from the Higher Power. One of the easiest ways to make me angry is to reject science – hence my love for the Illuminati and the pursuits of the alchemists. Absolute truth exists.

What a faithful Cartharr. I think I know what I will do on a friday evening.

http://www.bobbyo1967.com/2015/09/shaun-and-deray-will-be-annoyed/

So Bobby is trying to take over BlackLivesMatter. This should be interesting, to say the least.

>>167753

>You will hate this next sentence just because it is whitey telling the minority person what to do while the minority person is struggling. You need to pick some political officials who are easy to get at and drive them out of office. Please do not squander the crowds and the energy you have built by dwelling on unfocused aggression. By all means, please be aggressive but have single targets in mind. That will get you more wins.

wut. Hasn't BLM been exposed as a product of hipster racism or something. I also love it how Bob writes like a corporate dolt.

http://www.bobbyo1967.com/2015/09/ahmed-happened-how/

>Let me give you an example. I had a person named Tad reach out to me once who claimed he was in recovery and needed help. I offered as much as I could. Within a short amount of time, he turned on me. Now it is not exactly news when an addict turns on you. It is not exactly news in my life when some fringe right wing delusional type wants to get more information about me and plays the “I need help” card. Tad seems to be the second type. At least his actions since create that impression.

I don't even think this was one of us, how many people does Bobby piss off? Is Tad even real or is he hallucinating? It's such a fascinating mystery.

>>169703

>>169703

So these blogs, are we to interpret these as duplicates of actual letters he is sending to these people, or is he literally just addressing blog posts to specific people who will never read them?

>>169854

I have no clue. I'd like to imagine it's a Francis E. Dec kind of thing where he's sitting around with his typewriter pushing things out all paranoid.

Anyway, some updates:

http://www.bobbyo1967.com/2015/09/happy-birthday-to-me-number-13/

This is a general potpourri of crazy and another great primer as to Bobby's own little world.

http://www.bobbyo1967.com/2015/09/unlawful-enemy-combatants-among-us/

Bobby demonstrates a clear failure to understand both domestic and international law, yet he claims to be a former JAG…

http://www.bobbyo1967.com/2015/09/plan-for-the-week-memo/

Bobby commits libel, which would be more significant if his false statements had any real influence or sway and could actually hurt this Frank guy he accuses of being a pedo.