/cow/ - Lolcows (Buffalo Barbecue Cream!)

>>167074

Actually Chris has threatened people with a knife (a blunt as hell pen knife, hilariously) and stolen his parents credit cards. As for the rest of the list? Not to my knowledge.

>>168424

He also killed kacey's ex in his comic. He shot him.

>>168424

Glad to see a fellow James Manning appreciator here

>>166990

Yeah but some came close. The person doesn't HAVE to make a comic, just some creative endeavor that is utterly awful and lacks any self awareness. Nick Bate has his music, if it wasn't for him being a depressing shuddercow he coulda been a contenda

>>168412

Time to go undercover. Sneak some pictures and confirm it's actually him

>>168430

Jeez I gotta read this sucker

>>168432

See, that's why it's hard to actually hate Chris. He was once hilarious. Accidentally, but who cares? Funny is funny.

>>168412

YEP. Houstonfag here, raised in League City. He's not far from me either, wanna go dig up his dead dog and then scissor each other's buttholes?

>>168620

…back and forth.

>>168620

This is getting hot

I'm calling it. He's going to be seen as a bigger tragedy than Chris because he actually has an opportunity to turn his life around. But nope, he's an aspie brony who could never take the initiative to actually get laid.

>>168732

He's tried to get a hooker to fulfill his lovequest. He's a poor fag so his only option is rape.

>>168742

He's also a autist, so I guess he can poke fun at other brony/any god damn cartoon fandom.

>>168714

>I'm a brony so i can joke about that

>Muh Lifestyle

and people try and tell me horsefuckers and furfags are different.

>>168860

Same shit different smell

>>169011

I sort of doubt that. Chris will always be a lolcow as long as he has a Internet connection.

He is doomed to forever be a lolcow.

>>169011

His legacy is plastered all over the Internet. Even if he stops being a a autistic man child, he will never be able to forget it.

>>169011

>I doubt it

There has to be security footage from within Gamestop of him macing that employee in addition to the YouTube video. Plus he's already gotten off lightly with community service for what otherwise would have been a felony hit and run. If he doesn't get hard time for this, he'll get hard time for whatever he does next.

>>169414

I bet it would be store related again, it is always in public places like that.

>>171143

My money is he gets in trouble trying to use the women's bathroom. I'm honestly surprised it hasn't happened already.

>>173474

Hey I'm legit laughing for the first time in over a month. I've been really damn depressed for a few years now, and I just wanted to say thank you for showing me this guy's comments. It made me laugh and feel good for the first time in what feels like a very long time. Thank you.

>>173479

If he was arrested for using the women's room, the SJWs would have a field day of transrights.

>>168108

>>167038

READ THIS SHIT FAGGOTS

>>167147

The art is horrible in some ways and competant in others. It's a bit weird

the only "next chris chan" is NULL

>>167328

He paid some goon to do it. Then he got banned because even SA couldnt stand his faggotry.

>>173547

Yeah, yeah, we get it, you don't like Null or Kiwifarms. Keep your autism contained to one thread.

>>173549

He also got laughed out of Something Sensitive which I hear is hard to do.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=5864.0

>>173474

It's creepy that you'll literally see this guy in every video on Chris chan. He talks so much shit yet when Chris confronts him he pusses out.

This Evan Gragg guy is a weirdo alright.

>>168714

HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS!!!

This guy wreaks of assburgers.

>>179033

If he'd just stop dropping his left like that his face would look like… Oh shit.

>>173528

For a second there, I thought you were talking about something which had already happened. Like, up until the part about the interviews. It's hard to stay skeptical when Christine is capable of absolutely anything.

One thing to note is that Neeta and Chelsea were never at the real UN. It was the Women's UN.

God I'd love to hear Chris give a speech at a place like that.

>>166754

If this doesn't put a smile on your face I don't know what to tell you.

>>166990

The key point is Chris-Chan having just the right level of utter entitlement and cluelessness

They say it all began when he won some kind of Sonic contest as a child and his life went downhill from there

>>168424

As long as you film it. And take on the cow in the appropriate manner. And theme music.

>>179033

Reminds me of Uwe Boll boxing his critics. Beating up Lowtax probably qualifies here.

>>179068

Definitely, but at least that was a controlled environment. Just remember that boxing gloves aren't designed to protect your opponent from your punches but rather to keep your hands from breaking so you can throw harder punches. Without both wrapping and gloves your average professional boxer would wreck himself. That's the level of power going in. Never challange a guy who shaves his knuckles to a fight. Unless your plan is to sacrifice your forehead. Boll is a punch drunk amateur who drops his shoulder a lot, still you'd have to be insane to step to him without also having had years of training. People are stupid.

The punch drunk part does explain a lot though. That's why it shocks me that they won't sanction that downies fights. There is no medical or moral justification for that shit. Let the born potatoes fight the made ones.

>>179060

>God I'd love to hear Chris give a speech at a place like that.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen of the UN. Yall should know me by now. But I am the true and original creator of Sonichu. But I am not here to discuss Sonichu, although it is a good series that you should look into if you have the time.

But what I am here to talk about are the dang dirty trolls who ruined my once good name on the internet. They ruined it through slanderous mockeries on websites such as Encyclopedia Dramatica. If you want my advice, which I'm sure you do because you're listening to me, Do not, and I repeat, do not look at the Encyclopedia Dramatica page. They made fun of my autism which made it really hard for me to lose my virginity. They also spread false rumors about me being gay. While I don't have anything against the gays, I would like to point out that I am not gay in the way they think I am. I am a female lesbian soul trapped in a man's body. And while I'm up here, I would like to say something to the countries of the Middle East. Yall… yall need to be nicer to the gays. I know it can be hard, I saw Team America. But if you would just lighten up, I'm sure the South Park guys would make another movie depicting yall in a more positive light.

But getting back… getting back to the point here. I know that I'm not alone in this fight against the trolls. My friend Zoe Quinn, or at least I hope she sees me as a friend, has been constantly harassed by a bunch of male, racist homophobes who sit around and play video games all day.. UN… yall have the power to police the world. Please make trolling illegal. The sentence for trolling should be a 20 year sentence or a 500 dollar fine. It would clearly make the world a better place. Because without online trolling, wars wouldn't happen. And wars, as we all know, get you prickly wickleys… and punches, they get you those too.

With that, I am Christine Weston Chandler. Be safe and have a good day.

>>179095

With some of the "feminist" speakers that are getting publicity right now, I'd say it wasn't impossible.

>>179095

It's funny when Chris chan would be a better public speaker than puppet Anita.

>>179641

An idiot that speaks truths is better than a wise lying bitch.

>>180080

You should become a public speaker, anon.