24c03b No.166748[Last 50 Posts]
Fellow /cow/boys. Chris chan will eventually be in jail, Peter coffin will eventually go berserk and throw away his doll and give the baby back to the orphanage.
But I have found the newest lolcow. This man right here will be the next Chris chan. He will be the usuper. And he is flowing with milk.
His name, is Evan gragg.
He became popular on the encyclopediadramatica Facebook page by acting like a autist when people were making fun of bronies. He would rush to defend them, and claiming haters and "anti bronies" are stupid.
But that's not the best part. He's been known for sexually harassing women at cons, filing ads on Craigslist for sex, and even trying to solicit a prostitute in more occasions than one.
My friends, a new CWC has risin from the ashes.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Evan_Gragg
24c03b No.166752
http://youtu.be/xAyOvNLh5y4
His YouTube is also perfect for milk.
He constantly makes videos about being a horse fucker, and talking crap about the normal people who find that strange behavior acceptable.
24c03b No.166754
And here is his sonichu. Vageetavorhees.
54580a No.166756
This is gay shit. Come back when you have actual milk. Not this HURRRRRRRRRR CHECK THIS RETARD shit.
24c03b No.166757
And yes he responds to every comment on his YouTube. So he is literally ripe for the picking.
251511 No.166762
>>166754
That's so ridiculous and over the top that it comes right back around to being awesome.
24c03b No.166767
He actively hates on CWC, and you can normally see his comments on any Chris chan video.
It's almost hysterical that he will hate on CWC but not recognize how big of a sperg he is.
a84305 No.166784
>>166767
Okay, when you make Chris-chan look like a reasonable person, you know you're a faggot.
24c03b No.166787
>>166784
You haven't seen nothing yet. Go look at his YouTube channel.
a48173 No.166797
>>166754
He can't be Chris Chan material until he makes a comic. Although I will say he has potential.
b97aa0 No.166798
>The next Chris chan.
Is a buzzphrase that's dropped every time a new cow comes out. I remember a couple of years ago people were saying the same thing about SammyClassicSonicFan
We might get more good lolcows, but with the possible exception of ADF, none of them will ever come close to being as outlandish and over-the-top as chris
29acb2 No.166802
>>166756
Hello Evan Gragg, nice of you to join us.
8748bd No.166804
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Seems like your typical ween/A-log type person. It wouldn't hurt to keep a tab or two on him though. Weens/hardcore Chris-haters have a tradition of having all kinds of nasty skeletons in the closet. (see: A-Log's milfsex fanfics, ADF being a batshit crazy, trannyfag commie, Robbo in general, etc.)
b97aa0 No.166806
>>166804
I don't see why people "hate" lolcows. Yeah, a lot of them are unsavory individuals, but at the end of the day it's a waste of effort and though to get prickly over a stranger on the internet who isn't hurting you
The only cows I can see being actually worthy of hate would be Nick Bates or Momma K, since both of them are child molesters
9c8481 No.166807
Keep this thread going for long enough and he will show up until he realizes he can't block everyone who makes fun of him like he did in the ED group. Here's some more info for people too lazy to click the ED article.
Even Chris Chan gets more pussy than I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhp-Pugctas
Evan literally had a facebook group to support him because of low self esteem. This was deleted after trolls caught wind. (See pics)
MeetMe account:
http://www.meetme.com/member/71878710
b97aa0 No.166809
>>166807
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhp-Pugctas
This is great. I love self pitying virgins who try and appeal their case by public whining
d4a747 No.166815
>>166807
You were there back in the ED group on Facebook?
I was there too. That faggot blocked everybody and cried to the admins to ban us. The admins just laughed at him and called him a faggot.
251511 No.166849
>>166806
>I don't see why people "hate" lolcows.
They're uncomfortable reflections of their own flaws.
923d4c No.166906
>>166798
Rika kida was kind of like Chris Chan on bath salts. He burned fast, but he did provide a metric shit ton of cocks. He even teamed up with some other autist and made a short lived comic. Spent a fortune doing it to.
716cce No.166957
>>166756
>le milk meme xD
kill yourself
>>166754
That looks like what you would get if you told a computer to generate the edgiest character possible. Does he have a DA?
5e03d5 No.166990
>>166748
I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but there will never be "another" Chris-chan. Will there be more poorly socialized autistic manchildren utterly lacking in introspective ability? Absolutely.
Will there be more hilariously bad comic makers? Of course.
Will there be more lolcows that we can point and laugh at as a collective? Well, yeah.
Will there be another perfect storm? The exact right poorly socialized autistic manchild utterly lacking in introspective ability making a hilariously bad webcomic and reacting to trolls in absurdly stupid ways? No. Never, because Chris-chan was lightning in a bottle. He was exactly the right person, in exactly the right place, at exactly the right time to become what he is and was. That perfect synchronization will, in all likelihood, never happen again.
96c68b No.167023
>>166990
I'm still finding out stuff about chris-chan that I didn't know
b97aa0 No.167026
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>>166990
>>167023
This is true. It's the scope of Chris Chan that's unique. He has thousands of videos, and he's published every odd detail of his life. There are other cows doing weird shit, but Chris is like a real life version of The Truman Show
8d0779 No.167038
>>166748
>>166752
Alright guys, start downloading his videos. Remember what happened with Campbell Morton? You dumbasses had your way with him and he privatized all of his videos.
Archive NOW
Harrass LATER
451431 No.167057
>>167038
How do you archive? Sorry I'm a newfag.
451431 No.167058
>>166990
When you put it that way, it's really depressing
7ac684 No.167066
>>166990
You're right, besides, to make the odds even worse, unless he somehow tops Chris himself they would still be overshadowed by Chris.
4239f9 No.167067
>>167057
http://keepvid.com/
or get a download helper extension.
64a5af No.167072
923d4c No.167074
>>166990
Rika did make that bad comic, he reacted to trolls in hilarious ways, and had a couple old videos online. The only problem with him was that he unlike Chris it was impossible to not go full A-log on him. Chris doesn't rape people, throw his own feces, threaten people with knives, purposely spread stds, tear his parents house apart, and steal other peoples art and attempt to pass it off as his own. Am I missing anything?
5e03d5 No.167102
>>167072
Canadian crazy lady: prostitute with a Jocasta complex (mother obsessed with son) and a complete fixation on health food. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_odWmfRdZxE Jim "InternetAristocrat" made a video about her, but most of her videos have been taken down. (Her son has since gotten away from her, and is actually eating real food as opposed to flowers and literal shit)
>>167074
>Rika
Never heard of this one. Any collected info?
923d4c No.167142
>>167102
It was supposed to be inspired by blender mouse or something like that. It was basically Rika drawn as Elizabeth from bioshock. The entire punchline was basically "look at me, I'm an edgy tranny". Then the guy who created the comic that inspired it came and shat all over Rika, by drawing a comic of Ronnie from Whomp punching him out, or something like that.
Anyone save all those comics? This is a new hd.
923d4c No.167146
>>167142
O.K. I did a google search. This one is him getting btfo by the creator of the comic that his assbuddy worshipped when they were both posting as Rika.
923d4c No.167147
This is Rikas shitty webcomic. You were warned.
96c68b No.167152
>>167147
>this is how the robb sees himself like
>as opposed how we see him
>a poop-covered gollum with a wig
9c8481 No.167162
29acb2 No.167165
>>167147
The art's semi-competent at least, but I remember the first images of it when Rika tried to shill it on shittywebcomics looking more… talented.
Also
>that obese rat with bird wings
7f4e0a No.167174
>>167162
I take it you weren't here when it went down. It's old news. I'll post what I can find if he returns. Or if we find out he's dead or institutionalized.
451431 No.167182
>>167147
The art is decent.
923d4c No.167183
>>167182
It should be for what he paid.
da7d5e No.167203
>>167147
>Rika in a dystopian, almost cyberpunk setting.
It is so weird seeing that autistic babble combined with that decent art. Is it masochistic that I want to read the rest? I loved the shitness of Sonichu and think that this could potentially dethrone it.
251511 No.167210
>>167182
He shelled out big bucks for it to a person who can't stand him anymore.
451431 No.167328
>>167210
Now I want to hear the story.
92a088 No.167514
>>166809
>"I was dress as Darth Vegeta so I was one of the cool cosplayers"
>"I wore my badge that says 'free hugs for girls"
92a088 No.167525
>>167038
I think I just made delete the video in the second post…….
24fb68 No.167558
>>167553
OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS A RIOT!
This is literally the Betamax of horse fuckers!
24fb68 No.167637
e7a0bb No.167852
His YouTube videos are sadder than his Ed page.
8d0779 No.168108
>>167038
>>167057
In the url, it goes www.youtube.com/XXXXXX
If you put www.ssyoutube.com/XXXXXXX it will redirect you to a website that allows you to download the video you were watching.
It can be any format, from webm to mp4
8d0779 No.168201
this guys videos are pretty hilarious. Everyone start downloading them and re-upping them to Youtube on your channels so we can always have them archived.
5fb40d No.168220
>>167147
>>167165
>>167203
The art is not bad. Who did Rika get to draw it (and how)?
>>167174
God I hope that intelligent, beautiful woman is still out there.
91c201 No.168386
>>168202
This one makes me cry from laughing so hard!
91c201 No.168388
This guy is a bigger riot on YouTube comments.
He is on literally every Chris chan video talking shit, yet doesn't realize how big of a autist he is.
He is literally quick to respond to anybody because he's "not a internet tough guy" he's a"real tough guy".
Just like any brony.
1330d7 No.168398
>>168388
>trying to greentext in youtube comments
goddamn, son.
0e6c84 No.168406
>>168398
He has the tism. Be nice.
9c8481 No.168410
Two Evans come up on White Pages, one of these has to be him.
3ca2ac No.168412
>>168411
>alvin
He's like, 25 minutes away from me
FUCK
616632 No.168413
>>168411
>over 9,000 dollars
Evan is getting trolled by hotel chains now.
0e6c84 No.168414
>>168413
This guy gets stranger the more you follow his breadcrumbs on the Internet.
0e6c84 No.168420
>>168418
By the looks of it, he's been scammed or something.
0e6c84 No.168422
>>166754
I still can't get over his OC. It's so fucking retarded!
4c56ad No.168424
Wait.
What if I lolcow challenges you to a real fight? It's A-Logging to wish death and destruction on a lolcow. But if the lolcow wants said physical confrontation, is it A-Logging to oblige them?
I mean, this kid would get his shit pushed in and then make a video about it so win win right? :D
519d00 No.168429
>>167074
Actually Chris has threatened people with a knife (a blunt as hell pen knife, hilariously) and stolen his parents credit cards. As for the rest of the list? Not to my knowledge.
0e6c84 No.168430
>>168424
He also killed kacey's ex in his comic. He shot him.
0e6c84 No.168432
Ok wasn't killed. But he still shot Liquid Chris in both legs.
b04626 No.168456
>>168424
Glad to see a fellow James Manning appreciator here
cbae85 No.168549
>>166990
Yeah but some came close. The person doesn't HAVE to make a comic, just some creative endeavor that is utterly awful and lacks any self awareness. Nick Bate has his music, if it wasn't for him being a depressing shuddercow he coulda been a contenda
9e5072 No.168568
>>168412
Time to go undercover. Sneak some pictures and confirm it's actually him
9e5072 No.168569
>>168430
Jeez I gotta read this sucker
a9d549 No.168597
>>168432
See, that's why it's hard to actually hate Chris. He was once hilarious. Accidentally, but who cares? Funny is funny.
9c8481 No.168620
>>168412
YEP. Houstonfag here, raised in League City. He's not far from me either, wanna go dig up his dead dog and then scissor each other's buttholes?
166f3b No.168626
44099a No.168667
>>168620
This is getting hot
a48173 No.168732
I'm calling it. He's going to be seen as a bigger tragedy than Chris because he actually has an opportunity to turn his life around. But nope, he's an aspie brony who could never take the initiative to actually get laid.
44099a No.168737
>>168732
He's tried to get a hooker to fulfill his lovequest. He's a poor fag so his only option is rape.
4239f9 No.168742
>>168714
>I'm a brony btw so I can joke about that
891d4b No.168789
>>168742
He's also a autist, so I guess he can poke fun at other brony/any god damn cartoon fandom.
a3ade4 No.168860
>>168714
>I'm a brony so i can joke about that
>Muh Lifestyle
and people try and tell me horsefuckers and furfags are different.
cb965e No.169006
>>168860
Same shit different smell
13a34b No.169011
>>166748
>Chris chan will eventually be in jail
I doubt it. if he went to a mainstream jail he be chewed alive and is not enough of a tranny to go to a women's prison. I'm not saying it's going to get a slap on the wrist since he is a repeat offender but it would be obvious to any court that he's mentally ill. I would say he be sent to an institution but that's >implying Americans deal with mental illness. No, he will be forced to do community service and to see a therapist. There be enough people watching him that he won't pull any stunts or fall for a ruse. I doubt we'll get any fresh milk from him again.
5490c2 No.169245
>>169011
I sort of doubt that. Chris will always be a lolcow as long as he has a Internet connection.
He is doomed to forever be a lolcow.
5490c2 No.169408
>>169011
His legacy is plastered all over the Internet. Even if he stops being a a autistic man child, he will never be able to forget it.
a48173 No.169414
>>169011
>I doubt it
There has to be security footage from within Gamestop of him macing that employee in addition to the YouTube video. Plus he's already gotten off lightly with community service for what otherwise would have been a felony hit and run. If he doesn't get hard time for this, he'll get hard time for whatever he does next.
f19301 No.171143
>>169414
I bet it would be store related again, it is always in public places like that.
9c8481 No.173474
This dude is a borderline CWC stalker.
147249 No.173479
>>171143
My money is he gets in trouble trying to use the women's bathroom. I'm honestly surprised it hasn't happened already.
9487eb No.173516
>>173474
Hey I'm legit laughing for the first time in over a month. I've been really damn depressed for a few years now, and I just wanted to say thank you for showing me this guy's comments. It made me laugh and feel good for the first time in what feels like a very long time. Thank you.
d72bf9 No.173522
>>173479
If he was arrested for using the women's room, the SJWs would have a field day of transrights.
4991d5 No.173524
>>168108
>>167038
READ THIS SHIT FAGGOTS
4991d5 No.173525
>>167147
The art is horrible in some ways and competant in others. It's a bit weird
9c8481 No.173528
>>173522
Chris always manages to get arrested in the fall/winter part of the year. Just wait for it.
>late 2015/early 2016
>Chris gets arrested trying to use the women's restroom at the Fashion Square Mall
>kiwis lose it.
>/cow/ loses it.
>tumblr loses it.
>Chris finally gets out a few days later on bail and posts a TL;DR post on Facebook about his latest arrest.
>over 9k shares
>John Flynt, Nyberg, Peter Coffin, and Phil Fish all take to Twitter to white knight for this descendant of royalty.
>Weeks later he's done interviews on HuffPost live, New York Times, the Mary Sue, and 60 Minutes.
>Christine Weston Chandler is now a trending topic on Facebook as he opens for business on Patreon.
>Chris' Patreon puts all other SJWs to shame and is now dubbed "Leader of The Movement"
>In 2016, it will be Chris instead of Zoe who is invited to the UN to discuss the cyberbullying and trolling he's endured for over a decade, and by the end of the speech UN delegates are openly weeping in the aisles.
>As a round applause roars through the room at the end of his speech Chris looks out an adjacent window to watch the rays of sunshine billowing through the clouds on the horizon. For a brief moment, Chris catches a glimpse of The Internet Lumberjack cmiling down on him for finally accomplishing something with his life.
>Barb passes away a few short months later, and with Chris' new career combating cyberbullying going off like gangbusters, he sells his parents' house at 14BLC and moves to New York City to reconnect with his half brother Cole.
a93a59 No.173547
the only "next chris chan" is NULL
7da01a No.173549
>>167328
He paid some goon to do it. Then he got banned because even SA couldnt stand his faggotry.
c034de No.173551
>>173547
Yeah, yeah, we get it, you don't like Null or Kiwifarms. Keep your autism contained to one thread.
29acb2 No.173567
>>168424
Self defense is perfectly fine.
9c8481 No.173767
>>173549
He also got laughed out of Something Sensitive which I hear is hard to do.
http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=5864.0
85ba62 No.173797
>>173474
It's creepy that you'll literally see this guy in every video on Chris chan. He talks so much shit yet when Chris confronts him he pusses out.
This Evan Gragg guy is a weirdo alright.
85ba62 No.173798
>>168714
HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS!!!
ead9c5 No.179027
This guy wreaks of assburgers.
81d5bd No.179033
>>168424
It depends. Like, you could probably accidentally kill Rika, but that Tim fellow looks buff. Also if you're a well trained fighter then just no. It's a lot harder to be restrained than you think. There was this Danish kickboxer that Jackie Chan tried to work with, but it got really dangerous really fast. Some of these guys seem physically challenged. So it would be that same sort of mismatch. Especially if you're trained. Ever spar with a kid? Well it's kind of like that, only imagine the kid has autism and is actually trying to hurt you.
Don't go fighting anyone just because they challenge you. Seriously, just don't.
You don't want to be that guy who put someone in the hospital.
4a0c03 No.179044
>>179033
If he'd just stop dropping his left like that his face would look like… Oh shit.
3bd0bc No.179060
>>173528
For a second there, I thought you were talking about something which had already happened. Like, up until the part about the interviews. It's hard to stay skeptical when Christine is capable of absolutely anything.
One thing to note is that Neeta and Chelsea were never at the real UN. It was the Women's UN.
God I'd love to hear Chris give a speech at a place like that.
944fd8 No.179067
>>166754
If this doesn't put a smile on your face I don't know what to tell you.
944fd8 No.179068
>>166990
The key point is Chris-Chan having just the right level of utter entitlement and cluelessness
They say it all began when he won some kind of Sonic contest as a child and his life went downhill from there
>>168424
As long as you film it. And take on the cow in the appropriate manner. And theme music.
>>179033
Reminds me of Uwe Boll boxing his critics. Beating up Lowtax probably qualifies here.
81d5bd No.179078
>>179068
Definitely, but at least that was a controlled environment. Just remember that boxing gloves aren't designed to protect your opponent from your punches but rather to keep your hands from breaking so you can throw harder punches. Without both wrapping and gloves your average professional boxer would wreck himself. That's the level of power going in. Never challange a guy who shaves his knuckles to a fight. Unless your plan is to sacrifice your forehead. Boll is a punch drunk amateur who drops his shoulder a lot, still you'd have to be insane to step to him without also having had years of training. People are stupid.
The punch drunk part does explain a lot though. That's why it shocks me that they won't sanction that downies fights. There is no medical or moral justification for that shit. Let the born potatoes fight the made ones.
a48173 No.179095
>>179060
>God I'd love to hear Chris give a speech at a place like that.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen of the UN. Yall should know me by now. But I am the true and original creator of Sonichu. But I am not here to discuss Sonichu, although it is a good series that you should look into if you have the time.
But what I am here to talk about are the dang dirty trolls who ruined my once good name on the internet. They ruined it through slanderous mockeries on websites such as Encyclopedia Dramatica. If you want my advice, which I'm sure you do because you're listening to me, Do not, and I repeat, do not look at the Encyclopedia Dramatica page. They made fun of my autism which made it really hard for me to lose my virginity. They also spread false rumors about me being gay. While I don't have anything against the gays, I would like to point out that I am not gay in the way they think I am. I am a female lesbian soul trapped in a man's body. And while I'm up here, I would like to say something to the countries of the Middle East. Yall… yall need to be nicer to the gays. I know it can be hard, I saw Team America. But if you would just lighten up, I'm sure the South Park guys would make another movie depicting yall in a more positive light.
But getting back… getting back to the point here. I know that I'm not alone in this fight against the trolls. My friend Zoe Quinn, or at least I hope she sees me as a friend, has been constantly harassed by a bunch of male, racist homophobes who sit around and play video games all day.. UN… yall have the power to police the world. Please make trolling illegal. The sentence for trolling should be a 20 year sentence or a 500 dollar fine. It would clearly make the world a better place. Because without online trolling, wars wouldn't happen. And wars, as we all know, get you prickly wickleys… and punches, they get you those too.
With that, I am Christine Weston Chandler. Be safe and have a good day.
81d5bd No.179097
>>179095
With some of the "feminist" speakers that are getting publicity right now, I'd say it wasn't impossible.
fa0f8e No.179641
>>179095
It's funny when Chris chan would be a better public speaker than puppet Anita.
50f834 No.180080
>>179641
An idiot that speaks truths is better than a wise lying bitch.
0487be No.180763
>>180080
You should become a public speaker, anon.