/cow/ - Lolcows (Buffalo Barbecue Cream!)

>>170162

I don't watch his reviews, but AngryJoe is a goldmine for /cow/ to julay almost on par with MovieBlob. He spergs on Twitter whenever somebody disagrees with him, has gradually turned into a SJW over the years and got involved into plenty delicious drama with Youtube whenever that got into the way of him making money.

>>170159

There was his Sonic Free Riders review, which he shouts at some girl for bumping into him. It was not Amanda, his on-and-off girlfriend btw, it was some chick I don't know.

>>170159

>salty sanchez

>having a girlfriend

I don't believe you

>TGWTG

How are they still in business?

>>170192

Autistic people like him.Doug is the only one still making money and even he has fallen off. That game show was some of the most cringeworthy shit ever.

>>170195

I'd say Joe is doing quite a bit better than Doug now. He's more well known as a 'YouTuber' now than a TGWTG contributor, although he was never terminated.

And I'm fairly sure one of Doug's most viewed videos post reboot is the Man of Steel one, which featured Joe, and Joe's videos average over a million views, which I don't think Doug can touch regularly.

Joe sucks and all, but he seems to be fairly good at keeping his personal life out of his business. We don't seem to bitch about him nearly as much as anyone else, despite his popularity. Even Brad had that whole falling out with Jake, but I don't think I've ever seen anything really incriminating about Joe, besides stupid bullshit like making dumb tweets or being an SJW with no standards.

He does apparently have girlfriends, and he seems to bring them on stream with him. I hate watching those, but it felt like he was using her for views. I remember she interacted with the chat a lot.

He also refuses to cover Nintendo cocks, for some reason.

>>170277

>He also refuses to cover Nintendo cocks, for some reason.

Because they deny him his shekels

>>170279

I've noticed that Game Grumps have play new Nintendo games all the time. They were playing Mario Maker within days of it coming out.

>>170159

I liked five dollar jimenez until ME3 where he got down on his knees for BW and made excuses for the lies that their PR team were telling. He chose them over the audience in return for access. And it was a cliff from there on.

>>170400

Popular gaming channels loose some revenue to Nintendo to show their cocks. Joe refuses to get in on Nintendo's deal.

>>170412

I remember this game, isn't it a downgraded version of Heavy Rain?

Here's a classic.

>>170613

oh boo hoo

i love how the violin drowns him out, kek

senor seven dollars, you really want to complain about a job where you play video games and fuck around on your comp all day?

kiss my white ass you entitled beaner & get a real job like the man you proclaim to fucking be

>>170613

You know what's funny? You can tell that he's genuinly upset, because he isn't yelling. He actually is less anoying in this video than with his fake outrage in his show.

>>170412

>Ask A Ninja

damn that's some old shit. Wish people remembered old shit like that.

>>170613

So what's the context here

>>170648

As much as I hate this retarded beaner the fact is that he's right on doing that: nintendo are a bunch of greedy fucks who don't let people monetize those videos but benefit from the free publicity that having someone showcasing your games with added production values (as little as that might be).

Laugh if you want but its true, social media PR agencies would charge nintendo millions to do fake LPs, but some people still do it 100% for free since they can't monetize them either

If suddenly all LPs stopped playing nintendo games it would be a big hit to their popularity

>>170701

>he's right on doing that

there's really no moral right or wrong in this case. just him doing whats "right" for his bottom line, and nintendo doing whats "right" for their bottom line. both of these groups simply want your money. angry joe isn't a champion of consumers and fair use. he's a brand, just like nintendo.

>>170648

Remember when it used to be your liberties end where my rights begin? When was that last actually applied? Two steps forward and one back.

>>170730

Not really, angrybeaner here could still get more subs which would also watch his monetized videos if he did nintendo videos so he is actually taking a hit on principle

And nintendo don't lose money if LPs make money, its like the piracy conundrum where people who pirate weren't going to buy the game in the first place so you can't really say there was a loss.

>angry joe isn't a champion of consumers and fair use. he's a brand, just like nintendo.

I do agree, but I never said he was a champion of anything just that despite all the shit he says all the time he is actually right on refusing to do what amounts to free advertising for nintendo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j47l9cqfpUs

A video mocking angry Sanchez

>>170748

What's more efficient, making monetized videos and gaining subscribers through those, or making non-monetized videos in the hopes that the subscribers you gain offsets the loss of income from the lack of monetization?

>>170611

Down grade is subjective. Having experienced it drunk with five other people and making it about the double life of green goblin trying to fuck with spiderman it becomes a vast improvement

>>170810

Do you have the rest of those images? They're always great to read.

>>170815

how much do you want them, from 1 to 10?

ah fuck, it here https://imgur.com/a/xp8qy#115

>>170817

>>170822

You're both heroes

>>170822

> Makes a million a year

> Marries fat wife so he can borrow 50k from her parents

Yeah, no. The casting couch shit is bull too. No decently attractive woman is going to fuck two beta nerds just to appear on their shitty website.

>>170829

Also Iron Liz IS a tranny but Linkara had her deny this fact because he's ashamed of his black cock addiction

>>170822

Who is that brown semen demon?

>>170748

>I never said he was a champion of anything just that despite all the shit he says all the time he is actually right on refusing to do what amounts to free advertising for nintendo

fair enough

There is no evidence of a nostalgia critic plug bumping your popularity. Add that to the fact that Rob Walker looks like a stereotypical fedora tipper and no decent woman is going to want any of that.

>>170648

His fandumb is basicly a cult of personality at this point.

>>170808

How about getting a stable job that'll support the long term, and not being totally reliant on a job that relies on views that could disappear at an moments notice.

>>170853

That's Thatchickwiththegoggles I think. I don't think she's a cam whore anymore though.

>>170810

>>170822

Gotta wonder how much of this shit is actually true. Stuff like "ANGRY JOE GOING TO JAIL FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!!111" Just sounds positively laughable, while other things seem more plausible. I know eyewitnesses to some of these events have showed up in threads but otherwise there's little actual proof or evidence for them.

Strangely enough the "Linkara shoved a comic book up his ass" actually has evidence behind it (tumblr ask), so who even fucking knows.

>>170613

>So what's the context here

Back in 2013, Youtube allowed several companies to flag and claim videos Joe made for using their footage and songs. Joe made a rant about how unfair it was when the vids were made under fair use.

>>170901

Its hard to balance a stable job (depending on what you work with) with also doing a Youtube series. Specially when your schedule is really irregular, you are even more at risk of losing an audience. Lets face it, making money off playing games is a dream job for these people - who'd want to go into some dead end job you are miserable and unhappy? Specially when you have your own cult of personality to worship your word as if it was gospel that comes with getting a fanbase?

>>170613

EA probably laughed their assess off to that

>>170978

EA? I thought it was about Nintendo getting mad at people uploading game cocks on YT.

>>170913

The going to jail part is an exaggeration, but José really did get in pretty serious trouble about copyright and shit

But yes, it's tgwtg, that website that had Linkara, a guy who used to write fanfic about super girl raping power girl with her futa cock, Spoony, who legit went insane and Jewwario, who straight out killed himself.

>>171037

I don't know what game dev company he was talking about, but most youtube gamers talk shit about EA a lot.

>>171172

Of the three I think Jewwario got the best deal. Linkara is a self-loathing turbo faggot and Spoony is commiting suicide slowly via substance abuse.

>>170822

>>170810

I miss the old TGWTG contributors. Their cocks was shit but god damn did they know how to stir up drama. All the faggots on there now are dime a dozen wannabes who have the production quality of a DeviantArt page and can't have their ego stroked to hilarious proportions like Linkara and Doug because their videos can't even get over 1000 views.

>>170911

I don't remember her being that attractive.

10/10 would make little mulatto children with.

>tfw RLM will probably dissolve into some shit like this eventually.

Not while Mike is there to shove subversives into the gas chamber.

>>171401

Probably the only nigress I've ever found genuinely attractive.

>>170913

Those images are almost completely either outdated, or simply disinfo.

>>170911

What happened with her anyway? She made like three or four videos for that site and then disappeared. Even her videos are gone. Did she see the site for the autism daycare that it is and jumped ship while she still could?

>>170810

Embed related: thread theme.

>>171299

EA is cancer in quite a few ways, but as far as youtube is concerned they might claim a video if it has a certain cutscene in it (likely used in a trailer or promo), otherwise they'll generally leave it be because free advertising.

Nintendo on the other hand are just jews and believe people should give them money for even looking at something they made.

>>171535

I'd imagine EA would have more literal Jews than the Japanese company. They're just being all gross and Chinese-y.

Can someone give me a link to the full TGWTG thread please? i cannot find it anywhere.

>>171593

Probably gone because retards keep making shitty PA requests, threads with no cocks or reason to exist like the B^Uckley thread (there's nothing there newer than like 2014), and making sure there are at least 5 threads that haven't hit the post limit yet available for the same exact e-celeb cows are in the catalog at the same time. Catalog can only hold so much.

Also it's right fucking here: http://8ch.net/cow/res/146052.html

Try F3/CTRL+F in the catalog next time.

>>170195

Why do autists like him?

>>170701

You kinda sound like DSP there.

But yeah raging raul is one of the worst people I've ever seen.

>>170159

Damn if that isnt a punchable face.

>>171407

Where has Jesse been lately?

>>174879

Lupa's the one who brought attention to Spoony's "love you my way" tweet, with no apparent reason for doing so beyond shit stirring. She ended up getting "fired" for making Michaud wait in a Skype call.

Phelous was pretty unremarkable up until To Boldly Flee, where someone started a rumor that he was being lazy with his special effects job. Mike & co. weren't paying attention to what he was doing so they had to ask him if this was true. Phelous took offense to the accusation, and from that point forward his relationship with Mike and the Walker bros. deteriorated.

And for reference, the TGWTG infographs with red backgrounds are almost 100% bullshit.

>>170842

From what I've heard Liz is actually pretty chill, and was dumped by Linkara for an imminent penis removal operation. He's currently dating a whole lot of black woman.

Make of that what you want.

>>170611

>Heavy Rain - Doesn't have Willem Dafoe

>Beyond - Has Willem Dafoe.

No, it's an upgrade.

>>174922

Shit I still remember that. Hard to believe it happened just three years ago, I swear it felt longer than that. According to several people, 2012 was the beginning of the end for Channel Awesome with the NC retiring, Spoony leaving and the site losing its audience.

>>174971

CA peaked just before Kickassia. They wouldn't start falling apart for a couple more years, but that was when the first began to lose traffic. On top of that Spoony was already in the early stages of his first meltdown, CA-related articles were starting to appear on ED, The Kickassia review on Busy Street briefly went viral, and there was a bit of an anti-CA bandwagon on youtube for the next few years.

>>170829

>No decently attractive woman is going to fuck two beta nerds just to appear on their shitty website

Women are fucking stupid anon

>>175054

You mean attention whores shit head, after all we all know the amazing atheist blew TGWTG to get on his show (which he was then kicked off of).

>>170195

The best of cringe. The best ones would have to be when he got cosplayers to appear in characer as contestants. Ed from Ed, Edd & Eddy cosplay was the best one in my opinion.

I'm not sure how much those other youtuber reviews he host on that site are making from the boost by association to channel awesome but it can't be that much. I remember Spoony leaving for that reason and other things like the rape joke and bipolar personality. If channel awesome crashes, the only people able to sustain themselves after are Snob, Linkara, AngryJoe and Benzaie surprisingly. I think he quietly left CA but he's been big in his french side of youtube, better than what I thought the guy who did gamefap could pull in but I don't think he does that series anymore.

AngryJoe really sperged out on Quiet in his MGSV review for a good 3 minutes, the guy that was known for his ass and titties song just couldn't handle a character being sexy. Also, he has inconsistent bleeping where he'll leave one swear out but not another all over his videos.

>>171468

She made a video saying she's coming back but it was just for a let's play of ecco the dolphin and reaction video to final fantasy 7 remake. I think 4-5 videos total. This was 3 months ago so I guess she couldn't get the money from it and went back to camwhoring or got a job like a regular person. If she went back and did her old stuff she might have suceeded but I guess it was too much work for her.

>>175065

>we all know the amazing atheist blew TGWTG to get on his show

Wait, what? I know that guy is a gets of degrading himself sexually.

>Benzaie

>quietly left CA

If anything, he was quietly ousted.

He slowed down with his videos (as far as I know), but after CA moved the site, his stuff were gone. He was surprised by it himself.

>better than what I thought the guy who did gamefap could pull

It is France, they are not easily bothered with sexually edgy stuff, unless they are Muslims.

>>174979

Sadly I missed all that good shit. I got hooked on CA's stuff late 2010 and I never heard of BS until way after.

>>175133

>AngryJoe really sperged out on Quiet in his MGSV review for a good 3 minutes, the guy that was known for his ass and titties song just couldn't handle a character being sexy.

Is that any surprise? Remember when he gave shit to Metro Last Light for the gratuitous strippers? Or when he took a shot at people who criticized MKX's redesigns as manchildren.

>>170822

i thought it was confirmed that iron liz was a tranny and that linkara left him when he sought surgery.

>>175168

Keep in mind, MKX's redesigns were legitimately terrible, especially when it came to Mileena. It made perfect sense for her to look like she did in 9, and I was legitimately annoyed at her new outfit.

>>175168

>Metro Last Light, gratuitous strippers

To honest even I thought that stripper scene (which is completely optional) felt out of place. However that does not mean the same thing for metal gear. Because partial nudity has always been part of that series. But here is the thing, it was always snake or raiden that was naked or partially naked. So much to the point where I thought kojima was gay. I am just glad that its a woman this time.

>>175736

Lol you sound like a basement dwelling neckbeard. Theres nothing wrong with her new costume, I would love to hear the "perfect sense" reason for her older costumes. I thought costumes were just costumes.

>>175143

AA was making sexual promises to TGWTG if he let him back on his show. Granted I imagine they were not taken seriously, as awful as TGWTG is someone would have to be pretty pretty deprived to consider sex with AA. His fucking oil on his button dick and balls video scarred me for life.

>>175143

AA was making sexual promises to TGWTG if he let him back on his show. Granted I imagine they were not taken seriously, as awful as TGWTG is someone would have to be pretty pretty deprived to consider sex with AA. His fucking oil on his button dick and balls video scarred me for life.

>>175798

It's sold 5 Million worldwide. Pretty good for a fighting. Honestly I thought the game play was better in MKX then MK 9.

>>175736

I like her new costume and I loved the redesign of her teeth but those small lip parts are terrible.

I honestly didn't know whether I should laugh or cry when she pulled down her mask for the first time and I saw them.

>>170648

His fans are a bunch of morons, if anything they had it coming for being so autistic to give away shit to him and get nothing in return. The fact they just fucked themselves in the ass is lost on them completely just perplexes me.

Angry Joe is a bit of a one trick downy. Whenever he is not reviewing stuff, he is busy filming his hissy fits online. (Though granted he always has a point behind his overacting.)

>>175175

Not sure about the Linkara part, but he has come out openly about being transsexual.