E.A. "Living Meme" Koetting

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E.A. "Living Meme" Koetting Anonymous 09/27/15 (Sun) 16:01:52 d8eb6e No.171472

ONE FUCKING EDGY 33-YEAR-OLD FAGGOT

I present to you, /cow/, possibly one of the biggest lolcows of our generation: E.A. Koetting.

>Claims to be a "LIVING GOD"

>Looks and acts like pompous douchebag

>Believes he's a "black magician" and can harm people with "curses"

>Tons of edgy artwork on all his videos, of demonic creatures which resemble a depressed 7th grader's sketchbook.

>Operates an online store and sells shit for ridiculous prices, such as "serpent's blood" for $99 a bottle: http://www.becomealivinggod.com/serpentsblood/

>Has said to have performed all sorts of miraculous rituals that "destroyed the lives of others"

>Has a Youtube channel so fucking edgy that it rivals most of the goth-brony community: https://www.youtube.com/user/EAKoettingOfficial

>Was arrested on charges of possessing a controlled substance (meth) and the possession of an unregistered weapon http://www.thespectrum.com/story/news/local/2014/11/18/task-force-arrests-roommates-drug-charges/19248063/

The cherry on top is that he takes himself so fucking seriously, he will lash out at anyone who makes fun of him or his "magical practice".

Even the occult community views him as a joke: http://disinfo.com/2014/06/become-living-douche-impressively-embarrassing-occultism-ea-koetting/

Anonymous 09/27/15 (Sun) 16:11:18 69b9b1 No.171475

>>171472

He has the haircut of a living god, that's for sure.

Anonymous 09/27/15 (Sun) 16:15:11 71903d No.171477

>>171475

Yeah, it's right up there with the mullet.

Anonymous 09/27/15 (Sun) 16:47:25 69b9b1 No.171484

>>171477

I'm going to ask my barber to hook me up with some "product" (probably jizz in the guy in the OP's case) and the "faux-hawk of a living god" next time I go in.

Anonymous 09/27/15 (Sun) 17:13:30 d8eb6e No.171494

>>171484

On the topic of hair gel, h3h3 did a decent video about the guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl6sPqdeaTM

Anonymous 09/27/15 (Sun) 17:21:00 fcee4f No.171498

A friend of mine who was into the occult once recommended I start off with occult stuff by reading Koetting.

I was never sure if he was serious or not, since Koetting just seemed like a complete douche and a quick search showed his reputation as a joke among occultic circles. He was also discordian and left hand path, so I was never sure if he was just fucking with me by recommending Koetting.

From what I read from him, his information seems more or less accurate to general occult stuff. You'll learn about sigils and stuff from him if you slog through his pompous books.

But occultism in general seems pretty cow level. Sigils, invoking and evoking angels and demons and other stuff like that. All seems like an odd kind of self help. And I can't help but feel some folks go into it for sex rituals and the likes. There is an aspect to it that's more like observing the spiritual cultures of different places. You can learn something from learning that way… But overall it seems like it attracts a lot of cows.

Anonymous 09/27/15 (Sun) 17:25:43 ace2cb No.171501

>>171472

I've sorta followed this guy for a few years, and I kinda get the feeling he's a bit crazy, but also a scam artist being a kayfabe magician.

Anonymous 09/27/15 (Sun) 17:28:53 69b9b1 No.171503

>>171498

>All seems like an odd kind of self help

That's what a lot of people sort of think it is. Basically tweaking your own consciousness and altering your views on reality in a hopefully positive and fruitful way.

If your friend was a Discordian that may have been a joke, I've just heard of this faggot today though and have no preformed opinions about him.

Prometheus Rising by Robert Anton Wilson is a legit first book to recommend to people. Will post pdf if requested.

Anonymous 09/27/15 (Sun) 18:52:52 fcee4f No.171516

>>171503

Read it already as well as a few other works by him. Pretty good stuff. Discordianism seems pretty cool from all the occult stuff he showed me. Still unsure since the dude had books by Koetting, and that shit isn't cheap. But he also seemed like he knew his stuff.

Anonymous 09/27/15 (Sun) 19:12:11 69b9b1 No.171519

>>171516

That's too bad he paid for them, I would think that's the kind of thing you could find bundled into a torrent.

Halfchan /x/ and I bet /fringe/fags from here as well have some really great book collections. I've downloaded a couple just to get certain book and never looked at all the rest so I just realized that for all I know I might have books by this guy in some folder somewhere.

I might take a look and upload them if I find them so /cow/pokes can take a look at them. Definitely not promising anything, though, I bet I don't have them but it's worth looking.

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