/cow/ - Lolcows (Merry Satanmas!)

>>173083

>>http://www.salon.com/2015/09/30/im_a_pedophile_youre_the_monsters_my_week_inside_the_vile_right_wing_hate_machine/

https://archive.is/SbXm6

Although I'm pretty sure we're all familiar with the article by now, but here's an archive for convenience if anyone wants to check it out.

>>173090

>>173091

This is /cow/, and we're here to laugh. Stop taking things seriously.

And think about it: without clicks, "so pathetic, it's funny" clickbait sites would stop providing us with humor.

>>173101

More important reason to archive is because they may go back and change the article or even delete it.

He says he didn't act on it, but would have if society allowed it.

A sick fuck, yes, but he didn't confess to any illegality.

Fucking hell the COMMENTS are defending this shit!

>This is going to be an unpopular comment, I'm sure, but in a truly sexually liberated society, maybe it wouldn't be such a big DEAL, if always respectful and consensual.

The hell is wrong with people? Definatly time for a julaying. Will salon get the nail in its coffin over this?

>>173119

I think Salon and HuffPo both have trouble turning a profit and largely keep existing due to liberals wanting to fund them to simply keep their messages going. Neither of the sites are going down any time soon due to this.

>>173127

Is that the deal with gawker also?

Fuck Salon

>>173127

If people launched a GG like e-mail operation against Salon over these articles, the advertisers would leave enm asse. Fucking guaranteed.

>>173083

I never take this shit very seriously but in this case I think we need to take this fucker down since he has crossed a threshold that if he is actually rewarded rather than publicly shamed into quitting blogging forever then it will be the point of no return and we can look forward to even worse shits after this pedofag.

>>173137

I'm hoping the outrage from this will become big and that people start boycotting them.

>>173127

Salon is, incidentally, Hilary Clinton's favourite news site. Big leak revealed that's where she gets all her information about what those DANG, DIRTY Republicans are up to.

>>173154

I'd be surprised and rather worried if any major politicians got their news from the news and not from personal contacts and direct monitoring.

>>173135

That seems like a very good point. This is indefensible no matter how you slice it.

>>173111

Good point. Better than >>173105 and the "call him a shill" response.

>>173187

'We don't want to give them money' is a perfectly reasonable and logical response.

You do realise the paedophile gets paid from revenue they make off of clicks?

What he's advocating seems to be skirting around the edges of morality, but like someone said, he hasn't actually admitted to crossing any lines. Silencing discourse is what SJWs do, so please rebuke and retort instead. And don't fucking talk about violence, this isn't the fucking middle east and I think we can all agree that we want to keep it that way. If you disagree, you're welcome to exit the first world any way you want.

>>173193

This isn't GamerGateHQ. Instead of telling people what they can and can't say, why don't you fuck off instead?

>>173194

I'm sorry that my urging you to adhere to the principles of the civilized world offends you, SJW.

>>173193

Have you fully read the other link in op? He admits he tries making kids come towards them and make them "orgasm"

>>173199

It doesn't contain the word orgasm. Where does he say he tries to make kids come to him? Am I reading the right link? The second one, the reddit post, right?

>>173203

I imagine the implication is that the average parent is pretty shitty and doesn't care for their child more than for appearances and when it's convenient, in which case I wholly agree.

>>173119

Jesus Christ!

This is insane.

all of this guy's posts on some random forum (general discussion, not strictly pedo shit):

http://debateunlimited.com/Debate/search.php?search_author=Markaba+2.0

>>173207

>>173203

>Holy shit like just let me fuck your kids already.

Hahahaha what a fucking degenerate. He's talking down to people as if they're cavemen if they oppose is oh-so-deep opinions on kiddy fiddling.

>omg it's the current year don't you want to be on the right side of history?

>>173203

>>173207

Why doesn't somebody kill him?

Surely it would be as simple as luring him out of his house and putting a bullet in the back of his neck. Doubt Kung-Fu Todd would see it coming.

>>173214

I imagine the real reason he wants armed guards at schools is so he can molest the children a gunpoint.

Dubs and I kill him in the names of Allah and /cow/

>>173220

Trips and I crucify him on Chris Chan's lawn

>>173222

Whelp, you go grab the carpet and I'll start scouting bridges.

Homor, grab the shovel, we've got a Patty to dig up.

>>173083

Dear fucking lord look at that smile. Why do they all have that creepy thin lipped smile? Just creeps me the fuck out.

Honestly if he has never done anything inapproprate or illegal than well, good for him. He's fishing for a special award here through and its really obvious. All that's probably going to happen though is a bunch of people are now combing through every bit of information on him so if he HAS done something it will probably come to light.

We all have the gut feeling there's more to meet the eye here too.

That smile…

>>173225

>Honestly if he has never done anything inapproprate or illegal than well, good for him

He's never been caught doing something inappropriate or illegal. There's a big difference.

Never ever believe a paedophile when they say they won't act on their urges. They'll act on them given a decent opportunity same as most people.

Remember guys, if you find anything daming you put it on archive.is immediately. Also save the page and send the information to Milo. Breitbart are the ones that caused them to do lash out in the second article and call people who disagree with them monsters.

>>173226

Good point. Also reading more of the thread and those forum posts are painful to read.

>>173227

In lighter news, his meltdown is going to be glorious when this all comes crashing down. He's prime lolcow material. That combination of smug entitlement combined with being a sicko always turns out to be funny.

>>173230

What forum was this?

Fucking Jesus. This guy needs to be put down like a dog.

>>173232

>pedo todd would be popular in prison

They'd fuck him to death, Mr Garrison style

>>173230

This should be spread around.

All those times I told my friends "just wait, they'll try to normalize pedophilia".

I just hope now they don't actually succeed. What a fucked up world.

>>173234

They rape anything smaller than them anyways.

>>173261

why would you divulge this information

the fact that you needed to tell me indicates you're probably a ticking time bomb

>>173263

Because information is power, though I don't draw anymore, because wageslaving is killing me so I would die soon, it is your duty to continue my legacy.

>>173261

>>173265

what are you doing here SuperSpaceDad

>>173267

I am just bored at the office. =^\

>>173205

No the implication is that pedophiles are a superior breed of humanity and only they can apply the holy libations required to make children grow up to become healthy adults. Pedos always end up talking like this, there's a progression of ideas they pass through when people won't slap them down.

LEAVE TODD ALONE!!!

>>173130

Gawker does sponsored articles most of the time. Companies pay to have their press releases turned into articles that look as though they're from a third party. They make more money with those than they do based on any sort of banner ads.

>>173135

Problem is, it'd make no difference to Salon since they don't require the advertisers money.

A more effective way of outing Salon's fucked up politics would be to do something like spreading infographics with what all people and publications have been supportive of pedophiles and tie their writers to it. Out the actual writers that are involved with promoting pedophilia and spread on places like Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit. So that whenever someone even tweets a single Salon article from their official twitter you can respond with an infographic detailing how they've supported a pedophile.

>>173194

Seconded. Its amazing how anti-sjw's are fucking hypocrites and tell others how they should feel.

>>173195

LOL @ "civilised world", why is it hypocrites always use that term and comparisons to the middle east to try and prove they are superior while still defending child rape. Kill yourself pedo.

>>173225

Hipster douchebags always got some creepy thing going on behind closed doors, thats why i dont trust any of em.

>>173274

Lol Looks like we have one on this board-see>>173195

>>173368

The left has become so complacent in their echo chambers that they have failed to comprehend that the one group that the population at large will happily accept curbstomping, and even reward for said curbstomping, is pedos. We all get to hate pedos in this society.

And politicians aren't going to come to the rescue of pedos because that will be the quickest way to get BTFO'd out of politics permenantly.

In a way, I'm glad the left has finally tipped it's cards and jumped the shark. Their pedo support will be their undoing and the way their media power and stranglehold on society and free speech will be choked from them.

>>173203

lol @ him saying he works out twice a week. what a fucking weakling.

>>173393

Outside of highschool gym do you work out?

>>173396

Hi Todd….Lifting 8 year old girls doesn't mean working out. And Yes, a kid in high school gym can kick your sorry pedo ass.

>>173398

We got us an internet tough guy.

>>173403

You ain't so tough Todd! I'd send Sarah Nyberg's 8 year old niece over there to kick your ass but you'd probably end up eating hers instead!

>>173226

THIS.

Pedos always lie.

That's the first commandment. Pedos lie more than most people because they're mentally ill. There is no such thing as a celibate pedo, only a lying one.

Can we assume anyone he's friends with on facebook is part of his pedoclub? There is only 18 people and it seems like a private account

>>173368

>Suicide is painless

Bullshit, prove it! ;)

But, for real, pedophiles should probably kill themselves, even after chemical castration they can't help themselves from kiddie diddling, it's an illness with no cure, the only ethical thing to do is swiftly, and painlessly destroy them. Like a rabid dog.

>>173261

Hey! Remember when you made a thread about yourself months ago and nobody cared? You're a attention whore. Stop it.

>Virtuous Pedophiles

wtfamireading.jpg

Such virtue. Wow

Pondering a gghq thread on this.

I want off this ride

>>173862

WHAT. THE FUCK

Could you ever see one of these sites hosting an article titled "I'm a man who fantasizes about raping girls all the time, but I don't act on it so I should be praised and the people who don't like me are monsters"?

Because that's EXACTLY what this is.

>>173878

>>173878

Remember. There is absolutely zero resistance that western society at large will have to insisting that all pedos be curbstomped. Time to play hard ball. Demand that all pedos, including Todd Nickerson and Nick Nyberg, be curb stomped.

Watch society at large say "Hey. That sounds like a great fucking idea." and when the SJW's triple down and cry "hate speech" say "I don't give a fuck. Curbstomp all pedos. And let's add their enablers to the list." And then watch society at large agree wholeheartedly.

Consider this; the majority population of the US is now hispanics. How do you think they feel about pedos? How do you think they feel about people who want to curbstomp them?

Add to that, anyone who goes to prison for crippling a pedo will actually be given the royal treatment in prison. They don't like pedos one bit, and the one person they will treat with respect is someone who removes a pedo from the population. A lot of dudes in prison have been molested. There's a reason that pedo get eaten alive in GP.++++

>>173881

Not anymore. The loudest demographic will shout you down and decry sympathy for pedos because they want to appear intellectual or because they have pedophiliac urges themselves.

:(

>>173878

Over here in the UK there was a documentary and a fictional film about how pedos are humans and we shouldnt look down on them. screw the UK. There is also a doc out called "are all men pedophiles" which basically argues men being pedos is natural. feminists went batshit over it saying men are not naturally pedos.

>>173883

pretty much.

>>173882

I'm willing to take that risk. We're talking about pedophiles. There is absolutely nothing that is worse press than being a pedophile. It ended Ed Rooney's career. It ended Gary Glitter's career. It ended Jimmy Saville. It ended all those British dudes. It ends every single career that it gets attached to. If you roll over and let them frame the narrative, they might have a chance. Maybe. But if you come out swinging at them, NOBODY in the left of moderate, moderate or right of moderate world will ever sully their reputation by defending a pedo. Pedos are the one demographic that you get to hate and anyone defending them will be washed away with them.

IF you come out swinging.

This guy is done. The bigger fish is making sure some of this sticks to Salon (god I hate Salon)

>>173887

Channel 4 defends pedo's, so nope. But then they do frame themselves as super edgy envelope democratic pushers so no surprises.

>>173154

Surprised she isn't a KOSsak

is salon worse than vice or are they about the same?

>>173891

Doesn't matter what any website says. Take this to the media at large. Who do you think they'll be best seated to defend? Those who call for pedos to be removed or those who insist that it's some sort of phobia to not let pedos have access to your kids?

I'm telling you. The best next move is to call for pedos to be smashed and their enablers and supporters with them. It may play out one way on chans and rebbit. It will play out a different way in media at large. One will effect the other.

Death to all pedos.

>>173887

All those guys offended, and they offended brutally.

If a pedophile who has offended but there is no proof, just sits around calling himself virtuous (like Todd) people will defend him. Like Todd. People are gullible retards.

>>173894

Channel 4 is a national TV station not a website dumbass!

>>173894

But I totally agree with what you say-death to all pedos!

>>173897

You think that classifies as bad? C'on there must be way worse than that from them. Mary sue is hypocritical, but apart from that idk.

I don't know which is worse:

Defending war when a lefty does it

Defending pedophilia when a lefty does it

I'm not even right wing and this is obvious as fuck. Hollywood has pedo parties all the time, but I guess that's to get the creative juices flowing

>>173895

Which is why it's time to call them to task. Death to all pedos.

>>173896

Oh. I thought he meant halfchan. Doesn't matter. Pedos play bad when it comes to PR. When forced to choose, those who call for them to be held to their choices will always win over those who try to defend them. Death to all pedos.

>>173898

Death to all pedos.

>>173900

This is why i am suspicious of anyone who says they are "left wing politics", i dont asscioate with either side.

http://www.salon.com/2015/03/09/the_vast_right_wing_conspiracy_is_still_real_also_the_media_is_really_stupid/

[this is what Salon readers actually believe]

came by this completely at random, searching for something unrelated. I guess ANY Salon article would do

>>173902

Yeah no in the UK channel 4 is

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_4

like they are worse than any media site you can imagine, are incredibly hypocritical and are tryhard edgy. then again they love richard dorkings so perhaps it should come as no surprise.

death to pedos!

>>173905

Well i was talking about the specific pic that was linked dumbass, not the overall topic. Of course i think salon is bad for letting the pedo write for them, but outside that i dont know anything about then hense my asking numpty!

>>173882

People who hate child molesters are the loudest demographic. There's a reason everyone but the radical left try to dissociate themselves from paedophilia.

>>173893

All the clickbaiting scum are about the same.

I don't know which is worse:

Defending war when a lefty does it

Defending pedophilia when a lefty does it

I'm not even right wing and this is obvious as fuck. Hollywood has pedo parties all the time, but I guess that's to get the creative juices flowing

>>173895

Which is why it's time to call them to task. Death to all pedos.

>>173896

Oh. I thought he meant halfchan. Doesn't matter. Pedos play bad when it comes to PR. When forced to choose, those who call for them to be held to their choices will always win over those who try to defend them. Death to all pedos.

>>173898

Death to all pedos.

>>173900

This is why i am suspicious of anyone who says they are "left wing politics", i dont asscioate with either side.

>>173907

I like Dawkins too. He isn't exactly SJW friendly.

Keep calling death to all pedos. Force people to pick a side on that one. Watch what happens.

Protip: It won't be the pedos winning.

>>173910

This. Pedos can be easily destroyed in the public forum. Their supporters can be taken down with them. Don't be afraid. This is one thing that that NOBODY will have the balls to try to take you down for. Death to all pedos is a legitimate thing to call for. It should be a fucking hashtag. #deathtoallpedos

It looks like the board is playing up tonight, lots of double posts.

I dont trust any sites anymore-no matter their political leaning they seem to be all very hypocritical and up their own ass in the end.

>>173862

The next time we're going to hear about this guy he'll either be murdered or in jail.

There's no way he hasn't acted on his urges.

>>173917

It's time to tell the left "No. You move." Stand the fuck up.

This recent move to bring pedophilia to the norm should not be permitted. It should be met with extreme prejudice.

http://www.salon.com/2015/03/09/the_vast_right_wing_conspiracy_is_still_real_also_the_media_is_really_stupid/

[this is what Salon readers actually believe]

came by this completely at random, searching for something unrelated. I guess ANY Salon article would do

>>173915

Um, dude dawkings defended pedophilia too. seriously educate yourself-dont be a hypocrite or a pedo apologist sympathiser.

seriously wtf is up with the board tonight it keeps stalling.

>>173920

Dawkins apologised for those comments

Salon will just double down, that's the difference between them

>>173920

PIDF spotted.

#deathtoallpedos

I've got a boot waiting for you, cocksucker.

I guess I should say babydicksucker

>>173922

Irony

>complains about salon being pro pedo as they publish pro pedo pieces

>supports dawkings

>look whats on salon

http://www.salon.com/2013/09/10/richard_dawkins_defends_mild_pedophilia_says_it_does_not_cause_lasting_harm/

apologies mean nothing, people in the public eye do that all the time to stop getting hate. you cannot say you are anti-pedo but then make excuses for certain comments just because of the people they come from. you are acting just like the sjw's you hate. c'on, dont be a hypocrite.

death to all pedos and their apologetics.

>>173925

Lace up your boots.

>>173923

what is PIDF? also check my replies, i;ve been saying death to all pedos too? or are you fucking new?

>>173928

Pedophile

Internet

Defense

Force

#deathtoallpedos

>>173930

How the fuck then am I a PIDF when all through this thread i have been saying we should take out all sites and their supporters who publish pro-pedo shit? Were you dropped on your head as a child or are you a particulary retarded troll?

>>173862

muh slippery slope doesn't real.

>>173930

Oh I get it, you are pissed at me for not supporting dawkings and pointing out your hyprocrisy. If you gonna shout death to all pedos but then support a pedo sympathiser than you're a fucking hypocrite. end of.

death to all pedos, their sympathisers, and idiot morons like you. i was seriously giving you the benefit of the doubt here, but its clear you are stupid.

>>173934

Nick.

Nick.

Relax.

The boot has a place for you too.

Well, guys, if I eber decide to an hero, i'll probably shoot up a NAMBLA meeting first (they have meetings right?)

>>173924

This is actually a good idea. Does anyone have an amazon.com account? Look up a print version and explain this in the reviews

>>173917

This. He's fucking crazy.

Can't wait for his ass to get v&. Death to all pedos~!

>>173925

Look, if I may speak in defence of Dawkins for a second:

When people like Nickerson and Nyberg say that paedophilia doesn't do the children any harm, it's because they're paedophiles and they want people to look the other way while they molest children

When Dawkins says that mild paedophilia doesn't do the children any harm, it's because he was molested and he thinks that the mild stuff didn't really do him any harm.

Both statements are stupid, paedophilia in any form is indefensible, but Dawkins is coming from a more acceptable place. He's not looking to molest children.

As for why Salon would tout his comments as indication that paedophilia is okay, despite otherwise hating him, well the answer is simple. They're scum.

>>173212

I'm sure a angry mob with torches and pitchforks will do it soon

>>174121

Fucking your classmates obviously.

>>174121

She was having sex with the better looking kids

>>173985

Context is a thing. Don't act like a SJW and ignore it.

We need to invent Nomolestol.

>>173083

>>173225

>>174107

Guy in the op is Charles W Cooke, a British writer for the National Review, not Todd Nickerson

>>174113

Good old r@ygold

>>173952

"Dear Mothers Who Think: what do you think about Salon being pro-pedophilia?"

https://books.google.com/books?id=nVUTAAAAQBAJ&dq=mothers+who+think+book&source=gbs_navlinks_s

WRITERS

Erin Aubry

Karen Grigsby Bates

Susie Bright

Stephanie Coontz

Chitra Divakaruni

Celeste Fremon

Mona Gable

Leslie Goodman-Malamuth

Ariel Gore

Arlene Green

Nora Okja Keller

Beth Kephart

Anne Lamott

Jane Lazarre

Lori Leibovich

Ceil Malek

Joyce Millman

Kate Moses

Beth Myler

Debra S. Ollivier

Camille Peri

Jayne Anne Phillips

Elizabeth Rapoport

Jennifer Reese

Rahna Reiko Rizzuto

Cynthia Romanov

Catherine A. Salton

Sandi Kahn Shelton

Rose Stoll

Susan Straight

Sallie Tisdale

Kim Van Meter

Cathy Wilkinson

Alex Witchel

And not all website writers made the book:

http://www.salon1999.com/mwt/

Let's get to work.

>>174160

We did. It's called a curb stomp. It has a 100% success rate.

>>174166

How many of them wrote an article supporting pedophiles?

>>173985

Why would salon hate him?

>>173985

>but Dawkins is coming from a more acceptable place

When it comes to this issue there is no acceptable place. its like an african child soldier saying its ok for kids to kill people because he did and it didnt do him any harm. dawkins was condoning it on the basis of "logic" so even if he isnt doing it himself he is doing what salon is-saying its ok under certain circumstances.

you idiots need to stop acting like hypocrites and defending your fav's. dawkings is also a liberal which a lot of you are moaning about. you cant bitch about sjw's and then turn around and act like them.

>>174172

Doesn't believe in rape culture, was molested as a boy but doesn't use this as an excuse to be a professional victim. Then there's Elevatorgate and the fact that he said what's-her-face was a stupid cunt for complaining about how a man could have raped her in an elevator when all he did was ask her out for coffee and then back-off when she said no.

Basically, he's the scourge of SJWs.

>>174193

This. There's no condoning or accepting pedophilia. It simply endangers kids. Whether you're a pedo or not it shouldn't ever be encouraged.

>>173491

I bet it could be cured with some kind of neurosurgery we lack the technology to properly carry out at this time. That or manipulation of the plasticity in certain brain regions using magnetic fields possibly combined with drugs that further induce plasticity in the desired regions to facilitate the process (yes these are both real things).

For that matter we very well might purposely or by accident develop a drug that interferes with the brain region that creates attraction to children and if they took that drug they'd be all set. Look at that shit with SARS, some normalfag heart medicine cured it. The cure for being a pedo might already be sitting around in a lab somewhere originally designed for another purpose.

Point is: we can eradicate this shit if we want and we can do it humanely.

>>174226

That's a lot of work. Why do that instead of just killing them all? Run brainscans on everyone and if someone rolls positive on the pedo brain defect, you kill them. Then you do that to dogfuckers, faggots, loons, autists, trannies and nonwhites, and now you've fixed society.

>>173261

If you don't post the drawings I'm going to assume they suck.

>>174246

If it's any consolation, anon. I already know I hate you.

>>174246

If you don't want to be lynched than don't touch kids. People don't like it when you touch kids.

>>174250

I know

I don't touch kids.

I don't think that's gonna change the fact that people want to lynch me.

>>174249

Actually, sort of yes.

It's good to know something for certain.

>>174252

Then don't have pictures of child molestation on your pc. Look, just stay the fuck away from kids and don't let anyone know about your shame. Ok.

>>174246

Protip: No "poster child" or amount of PR could make any sane person agree with you.

An hero on cam in a chris chan getup while screaming JULAAAAAY if you want to redeem yourself.

>>174252

If that bothers you, you have two options.

Either get help or kill yourself

>>174257

>No "poster child" or amount of PR could make any sane person agree with you.

Then what's the point of this thread?

>>174256

That's what I am doing. But I want to be a dad (a real dad) but I don't feel like I can be. If I can't be, I got no goals. I may as well kill myself now, not waste my time. But I'd be leaving my parents behind.

>>174260

I don't trust a shrink with this information. I've heard some stories.

>>174261

>What's the point of this thread

To point out, mock, and eventually carpet+bridge an admitted pedophile who writes for salon, NOT to convince /cow/ about how you're a poor misunderstood good pedo who would never fuck a child.

>>174261

>I don't trust a shrink with this information.

Psychiatrists are bound by law not to divulge information about your treatment to anyone without your permission. If they do, they can be sued for malpractice amongst many other things.

Get help.

>>174262

Fair enough. I'll answer further questions directed at me, but otherwise, thank you for your time.

What does carpet and bridge mean in this context though. Bridge Todd to what?

>>174263

Thanks for your concern, really.

What you're saying is true, but there is still a clause that allows the Non-disclosure agreement to be dismissed if the shrink suspects the client is dangerous.

I haven't had any close calls or anything, but I do question what someone (shrink or not) would consider "reasonable signs of danger" when it comes to this sort of thing.

>>174266

>What does carpet and bridge mean in this context though

A time honored tradition, to be done while others chant the mantra of JULAAAAAAAAY

>>174264

My parents, you mean?

Probably.

Killing myself would be honorable by comparison.

But as of now, I've never been a danger to kids. I hope I never become one, and I can say with relative certainty that I'm more of a danger to myself.

Even then, as a danger to only myself, it would not be right to become a dad.

It's a catch 22. Either I:

>Become a dad, proving that I'm not fit for it because I let my ego get in the way of my kids best interest.

or

>I choose not to become a dad, and prove (though only to myself) that I'm mature enough to be a dad, because I respect my kids best interests to not be raised by someone depressed and suicidal.

If I don't kill myself, I don't think i'm going to surcum to my urges. But I will grow more isolated from the society. It's already happening.

I'll get help if I feel I'm becoming dangerous to others, though. Sexually or otherwise.

>>174268

Tell me more.

Are both Carpet and Bridge card games?

>>174263

As someone who works in health care I sort of agree with the pedoanon.

There are certain things that it's dangerous to have in your medical records because if you get the wrong kind of attention they can be cracked into easier than it would seem.

Also in the case of something like being a pedo consider that almost all health care providers are mandated reporters when it comes to crimes against children. Hopefully anon didn't commit any but still.

If it were me, and I'm really grateful that it isn't, I'd only go to someone with a distinct reputation for working with that population, or sexual disorders of some kind at the very least, and getting positive results. Otherwise it's a crapshoot.

>>174272

Uh… "OK Google, find me the nearest shrink with a

>distinct reputation for working with the [pedo] population, or sexual disorders of some kind"

Not familiar with any shrink with a good reputation for that, unfortunatly.

Even then, it's easy to get cracked into anyway.

Thanks for the advice anyway.

>>174272

>>174275

Sorry, that came across as a bit more rude than I intended.

Genuinly, thank you for your insight, Anon.

>>174272

I don't know how it is with psychiatry, but a lot of medical transcription gets outsourced to Asia where they give less than a fuck about privacy. Some of the transcribers there even sell patient information for cash on the side.

I'll be interested to see how older generations react to this pro-pedophile stuff if it gains any more momentum. I tried explaining bronies, otherkin and genderfluid to my dad last year and it was so out-there he simply refused to believe that people are into that kind of thing.

>>174275

You want advice on how to find someone legit?

It's not that hard. You find someone famous, like a university professor who has written (non-retardedly, in your own opinion) on the topic and you write them an email asking for a safe practitioner in your area.

In your case I'll make it easy for you: there was an episode of This American Life on in the last year-year and a half where they actually discussed this exact topic and there was a woman on who talks about all of this and the need for pedos to be able to get treatment and not be scared to death of this kind of stuff. If it were me I'd write to her.

If you can't find the episode yourself let me know and I'll post it in the thread.

>>174280

Thanks in advance for this.

Remember what season, episode?

>>174272

>Also in the case of something like being a pedo consider that almost all health care providers are mandated reporters when it comes to crimes against children.

Which is why you don't talk about what crimes you've committed, same as being any other kind of criminal.

>>174282

Right, but the wrong person might be able to interpret something like admitting to having seen CP as counting if they wanted. I would consider that a dick move but someone might see it as the right thing to do.

>>174281

It was from 2014 I'm pretty sure, and I've heard almost every episode they've done and it was the only one that discussed the concept of non-offending pedophiles so it shouldn't be hard to search for. If you try and can't find it I'll take a look and get it.

>>174277

I honestly try to be involved in administrative paperwork-ish type shit as little as possible and just focus on clinical stuff so I could be wrong on this but that might be more related to stuff like billing codes (I don't think there is a billing code for treating a pedo but ICD-10 just rolled out the other day so don't quote me).

Currently people in pretty much every health profession type up the actually treatment notes themselves, so I'm not sure if those shady companies would have that kind of stuff.

But I am notoriously clueless among my colleagues regarding the logistical and business side of things so if I'm totally wrong id actually like to hear more about it.

>>174283

>>174283

Having some trouble

Tried Youtube and This American Life webpage.

seached it and looked through the radio archives of 2014.

Nothing pedo.

>>174285

Ok, I'm about to drive home but I'll find it for you when I get there.

>>174286

Thank you anon!

May a squadreon of vaginas

>or applicable alternative within the law

find their way to your dick

>or applicable alternative within the law

by days end.

>>174287

Alright anon, I think you will appreciate the title of the episode which is Tarred and Feathered and it's #522.

You want the second act which is appropriately enough called "Help Wanted".

I think you will get a lot out of it and I wish you luck finding a good therapist and/or psychiatrist.

And I want to toss in the additional advice: even if a person's depression or anxiety is related to being a pedo (or a furnigger, or a self hating gayfag or whatever) a psychiatrist can still treat you for the symptoms of it without knowing the precise root cause. So even though it's not ideal if you are depressed you should consider doing something about that in the meantime while you look for a more ideal practitioner. And a psychiatrist doesn't necessarily need to know exactly what you talk to your therapist about even if he or she knows that you go to one, just don't give them access to each other's records (this is normal and people do it all the time) or see people in the same practice.

As for the ease with which medical records can be accessed in certain situations: a person who works in a really sensitive area like this may even take the precaution of sort of "sanitizing" their records to protect the patient's privacy to an even further defree. Which means that if something doesn't get written down it didn't happen. I doubt anyone would admit to this straight up but it wouldn't surprise me. No one will likely do that for a child molestor but they may leave certain stuff out if they are explicitly working with non-offenders who are rightly paranoid and doing the right thing by seeking treatment. That's merely speculation, though. It might be worthwhile to ask the woman who is a specialist about any questions you have in regards to medical records when you email her.

Hope this stuff helps you.

>>174298

I found it. Episode #522

I misread it as episode #552 at first though, titled "Need-To-Know Basis", which seems apt as well.

>a psychiatrist can still treat you for the symptoms of it without knowing the precise root cause

I'll keep that in mind. Though I don't know if I can explain these issues without making it clear that they can really only be caused by pedophilia:

>I want to have kids, but I can't.

Why?

>Because….I can't keep my home tidy.

Well that can be fixed. I can help you develop some good habits.

>Well, handy as that would be, it's actually just a decoy for a much bigger issue, which can't really be fixed, and that I can't tell you what is.

Oh. um. Is there anything I can do for you?

>I don't think so.

While I waited for your reply I was wondering why I said all this on here, but not a shrink. I think it's because here, you don't need to approach anything delicatly, you can swear, you can be crude, and take the piss. You can be a dick, and people won't get offended, they'll just be a dick back. And they'll be honest. (honest =/= factually accurate).

And sometimes, they'll actually help.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

I feel better now. Thank you, /cow/.

And thank you, healthAnon. You've made my night.

I'll look into that woman you mentioned.

Good night to you

And goodnight /cow/

All self identified pedos should be crushed under such an extreme mass of fear of being exposed that their only option is suicide.

They aren't human and do not deserve sympathy. It's not natural and it's not okay to have those kinds of urges. Want to prove that you're a "virtuous pedo" then kill yourself and make the world safer for kids.

I hope somebody finds Nickerson and I hope he's shitting himself over being found, he should be.

>>174261

Psychiatrists legally can't release information unless they believe you intend to and are capable of commiting harm to yourself or others. They speak with all kinds of fucked up people, so as long as don't display that you currently have intent to and are capable of molesting a child, they're not gonna say shit.

Get help before you become a monster.

>>174261

yeah pedos shouldn't become parents. Just sayin'

>>174462

Why not? I think it's better that they become parents so these pedos don't harm other people's children. Use it as a form of harm reduction. Maybe even use the population problem in China to our advantage. I'm not sure of the logistics of this but maybe the adoption process could be streamlined for self identified pedos.

>>174472

>paedophiles like to hurt children

>'Hey let's just give them somebody to hurt! They'll hurt less people that way'

Either you're a paedophile yourself or else you're retarded. Either way, kill yourself.

>>174477

It's the same a a woman having a vibrator. If she has the means to satisfy herself then she is more cocks with life. It's the same rationale. Give a Pedo a means for release and they'll be alright functioning members of society. On the plus side these children would be loved and cared for in addition to the positive aspects for the pedo. A child that is loved is far better off that one living in a wretched orphanage.

>>174480

Laugh all you want but it is widely known and understood that harm reduction practices work.

>>174478

>It's the same a a woman having a vibrator

The equivalent to giving a woman a vibrator, is giving a pedo a noose.

>>174246

Go on an SSRI or estrogen or some other chemical libido suppressant. That'll solve 99% of your problems.

You sound guilty about something, probably fapping to little kids, so this should solve it. Hurry up.

>>174484

No. No. No. These are bright and vibrant people who just need to be given an opportunity to flourish. If they had children of their own then they wouldn't need to go to parks and engage in other crimes such as kidnapping. Our children would be safe and the pedos could carry on with life. We'd have more productive people in society bolstering Americas tax base. It's a winner all around. Quit letting emotions cloud your judgement. Think about it. The child porn market would have the wind totally taken right out of their sails. The War on Pedos is a failure just like the War on Drugs has been.

>>174488

Just replace the word pedo with rapist and child with man/woman chained up in their basement. It'll go over about as well as you think. Hell, at least the rapists are raping adults as fucked up as that logic is.

>>174488

GTFO, Todd.

That'd be real kids you'd be throwing under the bus.

Just blow your load to some loli, if it's such a big deal to you.

>>174492

i would call this shitty trolling but its actually working so…

>>174494

Thread is slow anyway.

May as well cut our teeth on the guy, troll or not.

>>174492

No. It's not rape. These children would see it as a loving relationship. You have things totally wrong. When there is love there can be nothing more beautiful than that. When you would see them playing in the park you'd know that there is love there.

Regardless of whether than anon is trolling the fact remains that even if being a pedo was 100% legal and you could fuck kids the parents still control the kid and probably wouldn't let some neckbeard with no money fuck their kid so most of the people who complain about this stuff on the *chans would be shit out of luck anyway.

Maybe if you can pay for the kid to go to college you might be able to get some poor family to go for it. Otherwise I guess you'd just be limited to the kids of other pedos and I bet even they would have some standards.

>>174499

See. Now your starting to see the light at the end of your comment. You realize that we would take great care of these children. They would be in the best of care. They would be in a home filled with love. It's only through understanding that this symbiotic relationship could begin to flourish. We could even use our own seed to artificially insemenate women so no outside children would even need to come into play. Modern science is allowing great things to happen here with egg donors and whatnot.

>>174502

I was more thinking that they would want someone else that had a kid to trade off with them so I guess that artificial insemination thing would be important.

That shit also costs money though, so you'd have to be able to afford that.

But the truth is that way more women are pedos than we're currently willing to admit in either the criminal justice system or the mental health system. They'd all come out of the woodwork if it was legal. So maybe some fat pedo chick would do that shit with you for free. Then you just need enough money to correctly raise a kid (unless you were planning on being a shitty parent like a nigger or something).

These all still seem out of reach for a ton of people.

>>174488

bait

>>174499

Legally your parents control you until you turn 18. Age of Consent in most places is 16. Does this mean a 16 year old boy has to get parental consent before he fucks a 16 year old girl? Fuck no. Most teenagers are fooling around without their parents' knowledge.

Legalise paedophilia and they will be abusing your children, and allowed to get away with it, before you even know what's going on.

>>174510

Yeah but 8 year olds can't drive and people who didn't want their kids molested would just micromanage them so they were never alone or had cameras on them all the time or something.

Sure your 14 year old daughter is now going to be able to fuck around with guys in their 20s if she wants but your 7 year old son probably has to do what you say or he won't get to play videos games, even if he has the right to fuck people (or change his gender…) he is still under your control.

Exactly. If we were to have these children under our control we could manage their lives. Mold them. It would be such a glorious time in both of our lives and we could learn so much from one another.

>>174510

It varies by state but in some places teens having sex before the age of 17 is a crime. Even if they are both under 17. In others having a picture of your nude 17 year old girlfriend on your phone is a crime regardless of your age.

This thread is being derailed by pedos. Is this a wizardchan invasion?

You people just don't understand the special love that blossoms between a child and an adult. It is a symbiotic teacher/student relationship that flip flops at times. We both learn from one another. It's not all about sex either. Not anymore than any other relationship is strictly about sex. It's about love.

>>174514

But my whole point is, you can't watch them all the time. You just can't. A child has to go to school, or he might go and play with friends or he might go on a school trip and you just can't protect them. Children are often gullible and much easier to manipulate so it wouldn't be hard for a paedophile to get his hands on your child and start molesting them. Legalise it, all the rules of consensual adult sexual intercourse apply and there's absolutely nothing you can do once the paedophiles start abusing your children.

This is why it will never be legal. This is why it never should be legal.

>>174518

In some states it's illegal to suck dick at any age. In others it's technically illegal to commit adultery. These laws are rarely if ever enforced.

>>174528

What about people that homeschool their kids?

I'm just saying that if pedos were just let loose on the population people would develop some kind of countermeasure to keep their kid from getting involved with that.

Maybe you're right that they would fail but they would definitely try.

>>174519

Nah, PIDF out in full force like they've been for the last few weeks. I just had to report CP spam on /his/ of all places.

>>174262

>carpet and bridge

I like the cut of your jib son.

>>174555

Checked.

Define carpet and bridge?

>>174556

You know exactly what it means faggot. Stop feigning ignorance.

>>174561

Pussy and dental surgery? No, really. I have no idea what it means.

>>174563

I'm not spoonfeeding you baitfag.

I'm sure you;ll have fun finding out soon enough anyway.

>>174564

Goddamn it. I can't even find a definition on the web.

Get your shit together /cow/. You're letting the shills slide the thread, same thing they did to the Nyberg one. Get it on topic to the cow in question.

>>174568

Agreed.

Dumping link to Nickerson wordpress blog. maybe it will give us a clue on finding the freak.

https://notamonsterblog.wordpress.com/

>>174541

>What about people that homeschool their kids?

It's not a feasible option for the majority of the population. Most parents aren't qualified to teach their children, in addition to which they don't have the time and don't make enough money to be able to. Most families probably can't afford a governess or someone else to come in and teach their child for them, not to mention that you run into the same problems with paedophilia as sending them to a school.

>Maybe you're right that they would fail but they would definitely try

Of course they would try. Parents often try to prevent their teenaged children from having legal, consensual sex with other teenagers their own age too, and they're about as successful.

If paedophilia were to be legalised, society would collapse. Legalisation would entail that children, by law, recognise and understand the responsibilities and consequences of having sexual intercourse same as adults. Children are gullible. Paedophiles, if legally accepted, would go to town on children, and would be able to molest them and manipulate them with very little deceit. It would be as simple as asking them to have sex.

Meanwhile you wouldn't be able to protect your children against it because all the usual screening processes against child molesters would be obsolete after about twenty years. Paedophiles would no longer show up on the sex offender's registry because it's not a sex offence any more.

>>174581

>>174541

At best, parents would have no recourse but to assault and murder those who abuse their children legally.

>>174573

His sister was pretty bangable in the 90s.

>>174472

No; that's bad and you should feel bad.

If it makes you feel better, I don't think gays or even single parents should raise children either.

>>174478

You don't think children are people?

What happens when they grow up? Do you plan on shipping them off to the glue factory?

>>174484

> giving a pedo a noose

Now this is something i can get behind, let them take themselves out of society and then pedophilia wont be an issue anymore.

>>174622

>that image

Ahhh…

>>174622

That pic

> natural looking

> is circumcised

Oh come on, this has Merchant written all over it.

You people and the liberal media glorify faggotry. FAGGOTRY!!! You have to be a real sick fuck to wanna stick your dick in another man's asshole instead of some pussy. But oh no. I'm the sick one cause I like little girl pussy instead of men's assholes.

>>174624

Except theres no evidence to point to that pedophilic genes can be purged from the collective gene pool.

If you force pedo's to kill themselves, there will still be pedos, and you'll just be oppressing them more, and the liberals will have more reason to bend over backwards to protect the pedos.

Tl;Dr

This will just make pedos a collective martyr for the SJWs.

>>173083

>She obviously had given her desire alot of thought

Yeah, like children's thoughts are rational or smart.

I heard the same thing from several pedos on /pol/. I remember pretty well how I thought as a child and my decisions were stupid and based on nothing.

>>174271

>I'll get help if I feel I'm becoming dangerous to others

You're a suicidal pedo. That's enough reason to get help.

What you said earlier, that you don't know what's best for the child makes you smarter than any other pedo I ever men on a chan. So good luck on never touching an underdeveloped human.

>>173203

>I work out twice a week

Kek, like that means anything

>>173127

Most Liberals aren't Pro Pedo though.

Pedos are trying to pretend to be the new gay and that simply wont work.

>>174671

Don't you lump us in with those degenerates!!

>>174679

Nobody does that. Everyone thinks you are more degenerate than gays.

>>174682

Whatever. You say that but everyone here knows that your just fucking wrong. Asswhipe. If the girl is willing it doesnot matter the age.

>>174683

You really don't know any children, do you?

Or you are too autistic to understand how children think.

Why don't you look for a small woman without boobs? Oh yeah, right, she'd be too smart. Does it turn you on, when your love is unable to count to 100?

>>174683

Fuck off you degenerate homosexual pedophile retarded "foamer."

Go fuck a moving train or something.

>>174685

>>174686

Fuck you. If theyre old enouf and want to play then its old enouf for me. Your just jealous of all the bitches I get. I bet your a homofag.

>>174687

>Your just jealous of all the bitches I get

Shit, I got trolled.

>>174687

>Foamers

>Autists

>Pedophiles

The only way you would get bitches is at gunpoint.

Also, I wouldn't suggest posting on /cow/ with all of your personal info in such plain view.

>>174666

>I heard the same thing from several pedos on /pol/.

It's probably just one guy, actually. He's always using Tor and he has a particular writing style and uses certain phrases in almost every post.

Believe me, if I could find the guy, I'd throw him in the oven myself.

-t.

/pol/itician

Why do I gotta live in the era of pedo legalization? Can't I skip this shit and get to the star trek times? I want off the ride

>>174107

Scored a 60% looks like I'm bad at reading people.

>>174656

Sound like a pedo sympathiser to me.

>>174747

It's not being legalised. Clickbait sites are trying, operative word being trying, to normalise it just to get more ad shekels for their failing businesses. They're giving paedophiles a platform just so they can make money off the outrage.

>>173214

>Armed guards at schools

Those are called sheriffs office deputies, and yes we need to start putting them in schools again to deal with the nig nog children who stab each other probably every day in the hood.

>>174236

>implying those aren't choices

>>174978

Sucks that Patton Oswalt turned out to be a pedo.

>>174978

>the woman gets the lightest slap-on-the-hand sentence compared to the others

Of course. Of fucking course.

>>174980

It doesn't make sense. 9/11 happens, and even small town schools that have all grades in the same building got a cop for a few years. All these totallynotstaged shootings and niggers being niggers happens, and nobody tries to set up any security at the schools?

Well I suppose it makes sense, why do that when you can instead just push for anti-gun legislature while using the dead bodies of the false flag shooting as a soapbox.

>>175090

That's her bail, not her sentence, dummy.

And she got exactly the same as number 4

>>175090

>>175094

should also note that the woman is in California.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/alt-686888-authorities-county.html

>Meghan Breanna Alt, 25, appeared for a brief hearing Friday afternoon in a courtroom at the Orange County Jail Complex in Santa Ana but did not enter a plea in connection to the charges, which could bring up to 14 years and eight months in state prison.

and the bail doesn't matter:

>Orange County Superior Court Judge Craig E. Robison ordered that Alt be held in custody in lieu of $100,000 bail.

thanks Judge!

/Phile/ has sent some of their retards over to /cow/.

https://archive.is/eSoXu

">/cow/

In my opinion they are even worse than stormfags, because at least they have good intentions.

"

>>175136

>even worse than stormfags

that needs to be a banner.

>Anyway, we'll get more into it on the podcast.

they have a podcast?

>>175135

I think all that means is that she hasn't paid her bail. A Judge wouldn't set bail if he just intended for her to be remanded to custody instead.

https://archive.is/r2iYQ

>You’ve heard of rape culture, but have you heard of pedophile culture?

some feminists are not having this. probably because they are actually women, not trannies.

>Let’s start with this missing piece: the vast majority of pedophiles are men. And the majority of children victimized by those pedophiles who do choose to act on their sexual desires are girls. This is a rather major detail to withhold from your audience, wouldn’t you say? Unfortunately, as pervasive and overt as patriarchy is, it is usually the last detail mentioned in conversations of this nature — if it is mentioned at all.

>>176892

They're both equally full of shit.

>>173222

I'll bring the hammer and nails.

>>176892

Here I was hoping this was going to be an article about how esoteric internet communities and social cliques will ignore and perform apologetics for pedophilia because of how much they like the individual.

Instead it's about how shaving your cunt when you're in a porno means the people watching wanna rape babies or some bullshit.

>>176892

She is trying to distribute the pressure to all men rather than a small portion of men who lust after children. Then, by attacking men as a group, she is also encouraging them to ally with the pedophiles against her.

As far as I'm concerned, it's a pro-pedophilia article. You go, girl.

>>176892

So the boys that were molested have to be ignored because of muh feminism? PROGRESS!

>>175136

Yes..apparently they do. I..browsed for as long as I could on that board without incriminating myself.

The first two episodes are downloadable here:

http://8ch.net/phile/res/3030.html

I haven't tried listening to them yet, don't know if I have the stomach to.

>>176925

The reach, I swear.

She is saying most pedophile are men, not most men are pedophiles. Please take you "muh oppression" back to tumblr, its not a pro pedo argument, but you are probably PIDF so please fuck off.

>>174561

>>174556

>>174563

>>174564

>may I have some information, please?

>BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT GTFO NIGGER

>/cow/

The problem with "virtuous" pedophiles is that more often than not they're not all that virtuous.

Every motherfucker I've ever heard spout this "it's okay because I don't act on it" shit has always, ALWAYS turned out to be molesting kids on their down time.

The right hand doesn't know the left hand is cupping Jimmy's balls right at this moment.

>>177117

I think if we catch them young enough and get them into some kind of treatment (that will become more effective over time as more people undergo it and professional can figure out the most productive therapeutic methods) we can have "minor attracted" pedos who never offend.

But much like with drug users and other populations with problem behaviors they need to actually want to not offend to get the best results. I honestly think some really don't want to hurt a child and those are the ones that need to be targeted for some kind of compassionate but firm treatment ASAP.

Our best bet is really researching ways to induce plasticity in certain brain regions and use methods like drugs and magnetic field therapy to actually change their brain to be like any other non-pedo. This research is kind of taboo right now because it could very easily lead to "cures" for other conditions like being a tranny or a faggot. If stuff like that is proven to exist, and I have very little doubt that it will eventually, it's going to be a political mess. It still needs to happen anyway, fuck halting the progress of medical technology and research for bullshit social agendas.

>>177007

Dude,we know what you wrote, please stop being a shill. Your comment about body hair doesn't help deflect the idea of you not being a pedo either.

>>177182

Isn't that kinda everyone? Even non-active members need an account for better browsing purposes.

So I heard you guys liked the podcast :^)

>>179032

Is that mtv2 Russia?

>>179032

Сука Блять

>>179011

No one likes podcasts. Even Twitch is better.

>>174622

At the risk of sounding completely retarded, why would a young "transboy" even need one of these? Maybe I was sheltered to hell and back as a kid, but I didn't know what a vagina was or what it looked like until I was in fourth or fifth grade.

>>179191

For peeling while standing up. It's not the teen version, it's basically a hose. They even list it in the description. Says to practice in the shower.

>>179191

Because they're fucked in the head and think a toddler can tell you they're transgender and need the "proper equipment" to feel complete when it's illegal to perform surgery on them.

>>173083

>5 years old

>she came on to me!

Holy shit. Are people actually defending him?

What do y'all think about the newest Salon thinkpiece?

http://www.salon.com/2015/10/27/the_pedophile_i_could_not_help_he_was_not_a_monster_or_a_molester_the_system_destroyed_him_anyway/

tl:dr; pedo ends up getting BTFO because he was talking to a 10 year old girl over the internet and planning on meeting up with her (she turned out to be the police)

but the entire article is rife with sympathy. the fuck?

>>174831

You're naive. The PIDF has been operating out of reddit (and likely SA, but I can't be too sure) for a really long time. Any pedo thread on reddit gets upvoted to the top and pedo sympathizers end up with thousands of upboats.

I know, I know

>reddit

but I saw it once, and now I can't look away. Pedophiles aren't being "given" a platform. Liberal men and women want pedophilia to be a thing.

>>179665

Thanks for not posting the archive link instead.

https://archive.is/r35TD

The article is ridiculous because there is simply no way to justify trying to arrange a meet-up with a 10-year-old and claim you had pure intentions.

By the way~

Back in Sept. 2015, Debra W. Soh wrote an article that might ruffle tranny feathers.

https://archive.is/7e3ec

>But research has shown that most gender dysphoric children outgrow their dysphoria, and do so by adolescence

>>179685

Sorry, I'm a certified retard that doesn't think about these things.

Seeing threads like this make me wonder if Chris Handson left too soon.