/cow/ - Lolcows

The human embodiment of WillFromAfar

>>174400

At first I was going to say his tumblr wasn't that bad, but the more pages you read, the sadder it gets. Seems like Tim replaced Lili with some character from Big Hero 6 as his new Waifu, and still makes terrible movie ideas.

>How do you plan to get into the filmmaking industry?

>A lot of training for me to do to get into the filmmaking/animation business(es).

Fan fictions aren't good training tools, Tim. Neither is doing jack shit out of watching cartoons.

>I AM THE REAL TIMBOX MCKENZIE!!!

>Stealing my nickname and people making fun of me on the internet will not be tolerated!

I got a laugh out of this one.

Look, you guys.

This is Timothy McKenzie speaking.

I am sorry to bump this by 3 to 4 days, but I am trying to move away from my past, especially on the Internet because I am trying to grow up in the world.

I am not even much of an internet lolcow anymore!

Besides, the past is in the past; I already had having a real life and childhood, and they're actually good had I not do anything wrong or terrible on the internet; I am trying to fulfill my dream, but it is not even Dexter's Odyssey anymore, so do not call my movie ideas terrible, and plus, I do not know where to start.

I know the world is sometimes prejudiced against people with developmental disabilities, but I am still trying to get a job so that way I could one day fulfill my dream, and I do not even need to have a girlfriend; just let me be myself, guys.

And so I ask you all kindly:

Can you please forget about me for now and leave me in peace for now?

Also can you please disband all hatreds and complaints about me, and especially forgive me?

Thank you.

And I will appreciate it.

This was Timothy Robert McKenzie speaking.

>>175071

>>175071

Cool Story Bro*

>I am trying to fulfill my dream, but it is not even Dexter's Odyssey anymore, so do not call my movie ideas terrible, and plus, I do not know where to start.

You replaced one bad movie idea with…more bad movie ideas that aren't original.

>I know the world is sometimes prejudiced against people with developmental disabilities, but I am still trying to get a job so that way I could one day fulfill my dream, and I do not even need to have a girlfriend; just let me be myself, guys.

>Can you please forget about me for now and leave me in peace for now?

>Also can you please disband all hatreds and complaints about me, and especially forgive me?

No one hates you let alone goes out of their way to bother you. They just like to make fun of your "Original Ideas, Plz dont steal" movie ideas.

*If someone else typed this out pretending to be Tim, that person did a good job.

>>175071

Not until you tell us why you enjoy hotgluing images of Lucy Liu.

>>175131

And so another A-Log loser combats another autistic loser.

>>175107

Wait, what?! This is a joke, right?

>>175071

>trying to grow up in the world

>>175153

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTFWGxadHxQ

"Are you recording your TV? Freak."

He subscribed to Korean-American pornstar Tia Ling a few years back, according to the comments on his new channel.

Jeez, the rabbit hole just doesn't end here, does it?

>>175275

This shouldn't be a surprise if you knew about his boner for any Asian-looking person. She* was probably trying to be nice to him after he left a comment or two (Can't blame her).

*Provided it's actually her, and not someone else fucking with his Asian fetish.

>>175373

Can someone explain this asian fetish thing? About a day ago I fell into a thread full of it.

>>178475

Whats Dexters Odyssey?

I"M FUCKING TIRED AND SICK OF THE WAY YOU IDIOTS OBSERVED ME OR MY FAMILY!!!! THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME!!! I AM NOT CRAZY!!! I AM NOT EVEN THAT SAD EITHER!!! I DO NOT EVEN HAVE YELLOW FEVER IN REAL LIFE!!!

And so, I ask you all kindly…Can you please STOP MAKING FUN OF ME OR MY FAMILY EVER?!!!!!!

>>178562

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE

>>178563

Common dude threats get you nowhere.

>>178562 Sorry about that, sir.

>>178533

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/97677612004/this-would-be-my-lifelong-dream-and-intended-epic

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/128227934654/this-is-the-one-idea-for-a-movie-project-that-i

Two of many, many posts about his fanfiction shitfest that made him (in)famous.

>>178548

> I DO NOT EVEN HAVE YELLOW FEVER IN REAL LIFE!!!

Says the guy with an obsession for two Asian cartoon characters, an obsession for Japanese film/media, and subbed to a fake pornstar channel on Youtube.

We didn't even talk about you* that much out of the dumb shit we noticed from you (your Yellow Fever & Timmy, which is worse than Dexter's Odyssey). Reactions like these entice people to heckle you. You might want to take the advice you just received, and get a job while you're at it. No one is going to walk up to you with a billion dollars for your terrible, unrealistic movie ideas.

*I really wish this came from the real Timbox.

>>178562

We are harmless. Stop scaring off cows. We won't do anything bad to him. We just want to laugh, right?

>>178691

This is actually the nicest, most sincere thing someone could say to a guy like Tim when a lolcow finds out people are heckling him. It could have been worse.

Thread was mostly dead until Tim might have seen this thread (or read the Kiwi Farm thread):

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/tagged/fuck-off-timbox

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/132012753849/i-ask-you-idiots-kindly

I didn't think anyone cared enough about Tim to tell him to "fuck off" tbh.

Tim Box has that special thing where you hear him talk and you just sort of want to swat him upside the head and run away. Just ruin his train of thought and have him loose his composure when he's trying to talk to fuzzy lumpkins. He's the kind of cow that needs just a little bit of julaying but not too much.

>>178727

Hearing him talk nowadays is kinda sad; hell, seeing him is also sad because he looks so chubby and dopey nowadays.

I don't know about wanting to swat him, but rather walk away from him while he keeps talking about Dexter's Lab or other shitty cartoons I don't care about. He probably wouldn't even notice you going somewhere else when he spazzes over his new love interest Tamago (the Big Hero 6 character) or the Timmy movie.

http://timbox.wikia.com/wiki/Sites_Timbox_has_Been_On

>Sites Timbox has been on

>Marry your favorite character online

>Chooses LeeLee and MeeMee

Oh dear…

Yup, Tim made this (Someone from the Kiwi Farms found this).

>>174400

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRoaQdXnUU4

What did I just witness?

It's like Michael Dragon 800 with less braincells.

>>178788

>Michael Dragon 800

Oh man the memories. Everytime I heard that name this usually plays in my head.

>>185986

Was he even talking about /cow/? The last post in this thread was over a month ago.

>>185986

I'm trying to figure out why Tim is suddenly being so defensive and upset after being pretty quiet for a while. People made fun of Dexter's Odyssey and his thing for Lili, but he never reacted like Chris Chan until now.

Who is really going out of their way to julay this guy? Unless someone is messing with him on Tumblr through private messages or he still looks at /cow/ an the Kiwi pages, not even your typical ween would really care about Tim or his stupid movie ideas [he'll never produce] and his yellow fever (I'm not going to lie: I got a laugh out of that picture from >>185986).

Speaking of movies…

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/134634566424/for-a-long-time-i-had-wanted-to-do-a-richly

>Blatan rip-off of LoTR with Dexter's Lab…again..

I would love to see him make these movies instead of shitting out terrible movie at a time.

http://timbox129.deviantart.com/art/The-Adventure-Before-Christmas-excerpt-577576411

Original story and characters! Don't steal guys.

>Here lies the opening excerpt for a long, complex, and one thousand page story that I am currently writing:

Try to aim for 5-10 pages without resorting to copyright material like Mandark first, champ (He really hates Mandark).

>>185991

Oh no, that was just his discovery of that image. I dunno where it came from, certainly not /cow/.

He's too autistic to _not_ comment whenever mentioned, as seen here…

http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/08/timbox-limited-special-double-disc-imax.html

[Scroll down to the comments]

>>175131

>I AM NOT A STUPID AUTISTIC WEIRDO, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

That reply should be made into a banner somehow. Quality thread, OP.

>>188256

I'll get my mod friend to look in to making it a reality.

>>188744

I just want you to do something with your terrible ideas by making them come to life*; even if you have to resort to MS Paint, Movie Maker, Kid Pix, or whatever is the Mac equivalent of movie maker. Just do something.

*Not going to lie, I'd watch your terrible movie ideas come to live if they were parodies that made fun of [lame] shows like Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack.

>>188759

Also, what's your beef with Mandark, and why do you hate him so much?

>>188781

Is it your mom?

>>188783

No. I am talking about the man who designed the legendary Trojan horse and who later blinded Poseidon's son, the Cyclops Polyphemus. His name inspired the word 'Odyssey'.

>>188781

>>188784

Telemachus?

>>188786

No, Telemachus will be his son, whose father just happens to be Odysseus, whose Latin name was Ulysses.

>>188787

Oh, so it's James Joyce!

>>188789

Actually, James Joyce got the title of his 1922 novel Ulysses from the Latinized form of Odysseus' name.

>>188790

Oh, so it must have been Grumio Coquus!

>>188793

Wrong.

Odysseus is a witty and ingenious man who ruled the island of Ithaca, who was away from his island home for twenty years, who designed the Trojan Horse that helped the Greeks win the war over Troy, who blinded Poseidon's son Polyphemus the Cyclops, and who was enslaved by Calypso the nymph and who after twenty years finally reached home in Ithaca alone and unrecognized before he confronted one hundred suitors for his wife's hand towards the end of the story, and whose name inspires Homer's Odyssey.

So there!

>>188796

Island of Ithaca? Last time I checked Ithaca is a city in Upstate New York.

>>188799

Actually, According to the Odyssey, Ithaca is a Greek Island that is famous for being Odysseus' island kingdom.

>>188803

Child Abuser? I was supposed to say child abuser. Isn't that a glitch or something?

>>188802

Man, Upstate New York looks a lot different from what I remember

>>185986

Y'know, for a manchild with the vocabulary of a 3rd-grader and the speech patterns of a 12-year-old girl, you can't expect a whole lot more.

>>189295

You can provoke him by telling him how Genndy is a hack who can't tell a serious story worth a shit, or make fun of his obsession for Leelee/Tomago/Asian girls. Whether or not he takes the bait is another story.

I like how he wants to make a movie about his new waifu, saying it's a "life-long dream" despite he knew about this character from a year or two ago (So much for Timmy and Dexter's Odyssey lol). I don't think that's how life-long dreams work.

I know you people are still going out for my blood, regardless of my good intentions, but despite my autism, I am also actually smart and good and creative and well-educated, and I also got out of high school very well three years ago in 2012. I even danced and flirt with some beautiful ladies at my high school senior prom back three years ago in 2012 as well.

Also, It is very scary for someone like you or I to even watch someone–and especially someone you loved–embark on a journey into the center of his or her own self and confront his or her own fears or his or her own humanity: Fear of failure, fear of death, fear of going insane, fear of getting mocked and fear of getting made fun of, and especially, getting mad and getting angry, especially at someone that he or she doesn’t know.

You have to fail a little, die a little, go insane a little, get mocked a little, get made fun of a little, and especially, get mad a little and get angry a little, especially at someone that you don’t know, to come out the other side.

I have made that journey, and I am still making it. And that process is still not over for me either.

>>190735

>You have to fail a little, die a little, go insane a little, get mocked a little, get made fun of a little, and especially, get mad a little and get angry a little, especially at someone that you don’t know, to come out the other side.

>

>I have made that journey, and I am still making it. And that process is still not over for me either.

Except that you haven't learned from your mistakes, and you didn't even start your "journey."

>>191438

>>191070

>>191263

So, who am I, then? A monster? Are you people very much suspicious of me on every level or something else?

>>191485

You're a joke.

>>191509

Well, I must rather leave you people alone, then.

And plus, don't you ever call me a joke.

I am a fine and okay human being,

I am not one of you people.

And I have the right to take inspiration from absolutely anything–and not just from anything from Genndy Tartakovsky and/or Disney, you know.

It is just that I must work very hard on my creativity and my originality much, much more.

Anyway, goodbye and have a safe and happy new year…

So much for a semi-nice approach…

>>191485

We're not calling you a monster. We're just calling you a lazy, naive dumb-ass. Man, you're a drama queen.

>>191538

>And plus, don't you ever call me a joke.

Stop acting like a joke, and do something productive that doesn't involve watching terrible cartoons like Samurai Jack, jerking off to real/fictional Asian girls, and making one shitty movie idea after another.

You could, I dunno, make one of your shitty movie ideas like Timmy come to life, and put it on Youtube even if you have to use MS Paint and movie maker. Feeling less butt-hurt helps too.

>It is just that I must work very hard on my creativity and my originality much, much more.

Bad Photoshop is not hard work. Shitty fanfictions are not hard work. Ripping off of Disney and Genndy is neither creative nor inspirational.

Using Mandark as a villain is not creative (changing his name doesn't count, Tim).

None of your ideas are original. This is what makes you a joke.

>And I have the right to take inspiration from absolutely anything–and not just from anything from Genndy Tartakovsky and/or Disney, you know.

Yet, you're shitting his pants and doing nothing different nor creative with your "inspiration."

>>190735

>I am also actually smart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcGQpjCztgA

I wish you idiots were destroyed, not me!!

>>198298

>I am a fine and okay human being,

>I wish you idiots were destroyed, not me!!

Nice Hypocrisy there, Timothy.

>>198298

Welcome back, I guess. So how are you projects goi-oh wait, you have shit his pants and done nothing out of jerking off during Yellow Fever periods, and watch terrible Samurai Jack episodes while babbling about more shitty movie ideas.

Fine and okay human being my ass.

>>198298

I dated your mom so there's a good chance I'm your father. But even if that's not the case, I am deeply ashamed and incredibly disappointed in you.

>>198326

>>198324

>>198320

And What are you ladies and gents trying to do? Keep me from making my dreams of making movies, unoriginal or not, come true?

>>198332

I'm going to cum all over your chest.

>>198334

Dude, that's going overboard. You can't just take his eggs.

>>198333 >>198334 I am going to report you for harassing me.

>>198336

No amount of reports will stop my creamy load from eviscerating everything you hold near and dear.

>>198332

Could you please explain how us laughing at your retardation is keeping you from your dreams? Carpe Diem, Timothy. Nobody's stopping you but yourself. Could it be that on some level, even you know you're going to fail miserably?

>>198338

Sometimes I worry I'll never make it in the porn industry.

>>198332

You're the only one preventing your shitty movie ideas from coming to life because no company is going to look at your piece of shit Tumblr, and say, "This autistic guy has a bajillion dollar idea! Let's give him that money, and hook him with Asian girls like Lucy Liu and Pornstar Tia Ling!"

Go fucking do something, stupid. You'll never go anywhere if you keep acting like a dumb little shit.

>>198336

You're in for a rough ride if you think being a crybaby on /pig/ and even the Kiwi Farms will help you.

>>198339

You can't be worse than guys like Fatman, High-Pitched Eric, some faggot from the SA forums, or even Timbox.

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/137751178963/this-is-just-me-doing-as-if-i-was-using-my

"((And you better stop making fun of me))"

>>198376

>Tells people to stop making fun of him.

>Spazzes with his fake drum playing with a goofy look.

Yeah…

>>191538

>>198336

>>198298

Dude You need to chill. Seriously stop getting your panties in a bunch and move on. You're pretty much proving everyone right.

People like Timbox make me feel like the gene pool needs to be emptied and refilled.

Millions of years of evolution, and this is where we are. What a time to be alive.

>>198376

He looks like he's really putting on weight.

>>200745

I won't be surprised if this would make him upset, and he claims to be as fit as Tony Orton (P90X guy), Brad Pitt, or some old celebrity no one cares about anymore (e.g.Fabio), claiming [Asian] girls from high school wanted his [minuscule, virgin] dick at his stupid dances..

>>200742

Go back to Gambia bull, your giant dick is distracting all of us.

And I mean it:

Are you guys really among those who really wanted to see people commit mass genocide on people with Autism in the future, and especially autistic people like me?

>>200905

What? The fuck?

>>200907

Well, one thing is concerned….

Timbox Must Be Destroyed!

>>200908

No one gives damn about you.

>>200908

I wouldn't dream of harming a hair on your autistic head, all I want to see is you getting intimate with an asian prostitute

you will be happy

and we will be happy

>>200905

>Before I leave the site…

Like that'll ever happen. Once someone makes a post about you, you'll come back with your attempts to look pitiful for asspats and praise you'll never get. Man, you really are a joke.

>>200908

Get over yourself, drama queen (women hate guys that are drama queens; this includes Asian girls).

>>200905

Timmy, my boy, we know better than that. You will keep coming back here to try and have the last laugh, only to embarrass yourself more and more.

This thread should have been a kind of wake-up call for you.

Tim, you're an idiot. You are one of the stupidest people ever to live. You have spent some 20+ years on this planet and have only managed to do dumb and humiliating things.

Get a job, buddy. Trust me, it will go a long way.

>>200986

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I AM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT!!! NOR AM I NOT FUCKING STUPID!!!! AND PLUS, I ALREADY HAVE A REAL LIFE OR JOB!!!! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!

>>201132

>>201132

>NOR AM I NOT FUCKING STUPID!!!!

Haha! Got you there, Timbo.

>>201132

Getting allowance money from your mom while you write your horrible movie ideas and jerk off to terrible shows like Samurai Jack and your Asian waifus are not what people call jobs, Tim.

Thanks for proving post >>200968 right by the way with your latest post.

>>201132

Why should we, Timothy? You came here, after all.

>>201132

>I ALREADY HAVE A REAL LIFE OR JOB!!!!

which one do you have? dont play your autism games with me,billy jack.

>>201132

Well you don't have a real life, so maybe you are gainfully employed. What do you do for a living?

>>201196

>>201207

It's safe to say he doesn't have a life.out of his

"routines."

Let's be realistic: if he had a job, it's not something over $30,000/year knowing how much of a dumb-ass he is (not saying idiots can't get into high-paying jobs, but we're talking about a guy who just jerks off to Genndy's terrible cartoons and real/fictional Asian women all day).

>>201132

In all seriousness, have you even done anything with your "ideas" and "dreams?"

Isn't this the shitter who conceived "The Anytown Show"?

>>201377

No. I am not the Anytown Show guy. That'll be an African boy from North London called Moses Mbungu.

>>201398

Can you explain why you were whacking it in a McDonald's to a cartoon penguin?

>>201575

No, I won't explain it to you all. I know it's wrong for me to yell at my mother while filming and eating my food at the same time. And plus, I have long since moved on from whacking it at a cartoon penguin booklet at a McDonalds. It's just that I need to tone down the erratic side of my behavior…

>>201586

And not to mention, I must also learn to control my temper, especially in public.

>>201586

>>201587

You know, I'm actually kind of happy to hear that. Good job, mate.

>>201586

>>201587

The good is you know you made some mistakes, and you're trying to learn from them.Tempers are hard things to control.

I have to give it to you: You haven't spazzed since >>201132. I'm happy for you, Tim.

>>201657

A two-post streak?

Very impressive.

>>201657

>>201660

Don't get _too_ excited. It isn't rare for him to parrot others and say he's "moved on" from past behavior, i.e. the Lucy Liu video.

I can agree with one post from his Kiwi thread:

" I still think that if he was given a billion US$, control of a movie studio and the rights to his favorite franchises, the result would still be more interesting than the bland output of the majority of present-day Hollywood studios."

Still, good on him for recognizing the behavioral milestones typically reached by a 1st-grader.

>>201765

Very true. Guys like him and Chris tend to make apologies, but don't mean shit. They think making half-assed apologies will get "trolls" to leave them alone until they fuck up again.

>>201765

>interesting

Definitely a key word. Anything he made on a big budget would be interesting, but it would likely also be terribly-written, terminally unfunny, possibly unwatchable, and likely devoid of any artistic value beyond being a look into the mind of a lunatic.

Same thing for Chris. I'd love to see Sonichu the Animated Series but it would almost certainly be awful and unwatchable.

You know for a pig he doesn't seem like he's actually a bad guy. It's sorta like Chris used to be. So how long until he's julayed to death?

>>175107

Who doesn't?

>>202026

>Sonichu the Animated Series

Oh, that exists. Remember how A-Log allegedly had a comedy routine of CWC? This is where he stole material from.

>>202028

Tim isn't as bad as Chris…yet. The trolling depends on a few things:

-If Tim has another tantrum out of the Internet.

-Tim spazzes here again whether or not we say Samurai Jack is an awful, overrated show or we heckled him for the fuck of it.

-Someone finds something new on Timbox (I didn't know he jerked off to a penguin comic/Lucy Liu at a McDonalds…nor did I want to know that).

-Tim keeps making more shitty movie ideas, and still does jack shit out of jerking off to Asians, shitty Samurai Jack, and Dexter's Lab.

-Tim spazzes over his waifus Tamago/Lili. His waifu posts have kinda died down since we made fun of his obsessions for Lili, Tamago, and Asians though; sometimes he'll try to sneak them in.

-Tim has another drama queen moment. I'm going to be optimistic, and say he may not do this again now that he might know [Asian] girls hate guys that are drama queens.

Don't hold your breath for a Yellow Fever Edition of Bluespike-like trolling or Chris-like trolls fucking with Tim. Honestly, I kinda hope it doesn't happen because I don't want guys like GuruLarry/Larry Bundy Jr to act like faggots over another lolpig.

>>202030

Um…most non-autists out there that think doing that is some creepy shit? Nice try, Tim.

>>202032

I can't believe I thought that animated series was good. It was funny to watch, but it's hard to watch that shit these days (also, Spazkid is a faggot).

>>202032

That was more autistic than Chris himself.

>>202035

Well the guy behind it was a furry faggot that made those cartoons to stop people from trolling him. Nowadays I think he just makes shitty cartoon porn.

Most people like Larry Bundy Jr., Harry Patridge (playing Devil's Advocate here), and Spazkid who do stuff on Chris with a straight face are almost as douchey as Chris.

>>202038

That explains a lot.

Ever notice how descriptive he is?

I mean, look at this >>187524. The Leelee masturbating video is an even better example. He describes exactly what he's doing and what is shown in the video in excruciating detail.

"Just me meeting one of Dee Dee's Asian Friend, Lee Lee, in her pajamas (which consists of green sleeping pants and a light green long sleeved shirt that exposes her stomach). Sorry for being a faggot, or an idiot or a moron but Don't call me names that I'don't like! and a thousand apologies for that heavy breathing and masturbating, so don't get me down! She's just Dee Dee's Asian friend from Dexter's Laboratory, you know."

In >>201132 too, he offers "real life or job" to divert attention from the assertation that he has no job. We all know he doesn't have either anyway, but let's just pretend for the sake of being nice.

I bet a childhood social worker taught him those speech patterns. It would be interesting to learn, like Chris-chan.

Before he's julayed to nothing, that is.

I liked watching Cartoon Network as a yung'un. Childhood ruination of this level makes me kinda ill.

Hell, I don't even remember most Dexter's Laboratory or Samurai Jack episodes. They're freaking attention span wasters made for kids. I didn't even remember Dexter's sister having any friends, only that she was a doofus who sat in front of the TV watching static.

The whole asian fetish thing is a little foreign to me. Sure, virgin weebs are the biggest demographic in that fetish pool, but manchildren addicted to western cartoons? I dunno. I agree with >>178342, strange fixations of that sort bewilder me.

>>202758

Well that's because cartoons can't be waifus, waifufags Hate the shit out of Celebfags and Cartoon manbabies.

If you want to stir shit up in any waifu community, is to say some cartoon character is your waifu.

>>174400

topkake

>>203332

I thought you said you were working on your temper? Oh well, you almost had me there thinking you were less of a dumber-ass, not spazz when someone makes fun of you.

Crybaby

This man is getting too old for this shit. Or maybe it's me.

>>203332

Jesus Christ man, control your lust and your anger, lest it turn to sorrow.

>>203332

If I had a candle….

>>203337

Pretty sure I stopped acting like that when I was 4.

He's what, an A.A. holder? Christ…

Goes to show how much that means.

How does it feel knowing that some 14 year old literal bongistani nigger who got enrolled due to nothing else than affirmative action has done more than anything you did in your 30 or so years of life, Timbox?

>>203388

Warner brothers was famous for picking up the minorities that Disney disenfranchised, especially Jews. So I don't see why affirmative action would be required. That was a dumb move. Lots of people from weird places and ethnic backrounds are talented. Why couldn't they just have gone with one of them? I've seen some wonderful African American and Mexican graffiti. Someone hire one of those guys, put him through 2 years of classical animation training and make something exotic.

Affirmative action in art is totally bullshit and should never happen. It's like having affirmative action in bands. Why would you do that?

>>203337

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/tagged/thoughts-on-a-Dexter's-Laboratory-feature-film

Still clinging onto Dexter's odyssey one way or another, hoping someone will be stupid enough to hire him for a non-existing reboot after reading his shitty ideas (which we know he'll never achieve because blah blah lazy manchild blah blah jerks off to Asians and bad cartoons all day blah blah you know the drill).

>((It might also be a breath of fresh air to see Dexter being forced to team up with not only his sister Dee Dee, but also her friends Mee Mee and Lee Lee (with more individual character development for each, rather than being just black Asian clones of Dee Dee) in order to save the day from Mandark, Dexter’s rival neighbor, and hopefully I’m rooting for Dee Dee’s friend Lee Lee or Dexter or Dee Dee themselves or her other friend Mee Mee to ultimately save the day from Mandark. Or maybe it’s just me.))

It's just you, Tim.

I don't think even Genndy gave two fucks about his minor characters as much as Timbox, and even he might be bothered by Tim's thing for LeeLee. All of them were one-dimensional gimmicks. Hell, Genndy probably saw Dexter as a quick cash grab back in the day while it made kids like Tim shut up at home for 30 minutes.

Last time I checked, no one really missed the old, ugly 90s animation (they miss the hand-drawn part, but not the fuck-awful quality from Korean knock-off companies Tiny Toons, X-Men, and even CN used).

>>203436

No, I mean this 14 year old black kid already makes a simple cartoon series by himself, even though it's absolutely unoriginal and shit. What has timbox done?

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/tagged/student-project

Never thought I'd see someone top Andrew Dobson on plagiarism and laziness, but I guess anything's possible (If he got an A for this, he's either in some remedial art class or Tim is lucky his professor was too nice to say his stuff is shit). I never watched Total Drama Island. Is Sky supposed to be Asian?

>>203891

Says she's Latino, but she does look Asian enough for Timmy here.

I'm surprised he hasn't spazzed over that one Asian-looking character from Daria. At least, not that I know of.

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/139721938319/timboxreloaded-tumblr-post-2466-and-the

>And BTW. would you all like to someday see a big huge mammoth epic three volume Lord of the Rings-sized Akira Kurosawa/John Ford/David Lean-nish, etc., Technicolor/Panavision Widescreen/15-70mm IMAX-friendly 3D CG animated saga and character study of Big Hero 6′s GoGo Tomago, because otherwise, if I for one ever someday work at Walt Disney Animation Studios, I’ll triple dog dare them and/or Marvel Comics and/or the like to make all that GoGo Tomago-centric epic saga shit as some request or so?

lol. I remember this one ass burger I went to middle school with who had ideas and expressed himself on similar scales.

Thankfully he grew out of it by 8th grade, pretty sure he became a pigadooty junkie and grew out of his autistic behaviors.

Guys like this make me wonder if any amount of intervention could be enough. Makes you think about the chemical composition of the human brain.

Anyone see his wordpress?

https://timbox129.wordpress.com/

He used it to comment on the Forces of Geek article about him.

Needless to say it's chock-full of the same garbage seen on the rest of his diarrhea-of-the-mouth blogs, and it's funny to see him ignore entire fields of discussion to focus singularly on his 'tistic fixations.

Hasn't been updated in a while, but the latest post starts like this:

>"Hello again. I am back from Williamsburg, Virginia. First of all, while I was vacationing at America’s Historic Triangle in Virginia (consisting of Jamestown, Williamsburg and Yorktown), I have conceived this idea of writing a big, epic fantasy novel based on and inspired by the cartoon Samurai Jack, one that would take Samurai Jack’s entire childhood, training around the world, and return home as an adult in the hopes of freeing his enslaved people and vanquishing the demon Aku before Aku himself sends Jack spiraling into the future that is Aku, recast it in modern literary prose language (and just like T.H. White have done with his masterful epic retelling of Arthurian legend, The Once and Future King), and retell Samurai Jack’s childhood, training and return home to try and free his enslaved people before Aku banishes the warrior into the future that is Aku for a whole new generation."

I only skimmed over the remainder, it's all just his obsession with Asian cartoon characters.

>>204479

His shitty novel is literally the first Samurai Jack episode told through an autistic loser who thinks ripping off Genndy's shitty cartoon with his version of said shitty cartoon will give him loads of money and Asian girlfriends. Such an original novel can't be stolen by anybody, guys.

The best (note: cringe-worthy as fuck) post is his expectations for Dexter's Odyssey. He actually drew Leelee as a blue alien from the Avatar movie in the post. It's sad.

Recent tumblr posts of his have drastically dialed back the Asian fetish cocks. Timmy is currently sperging over the Powerpuff Girls - and I think I even saw an MLP post somewhere in there.

Photoshops are still laughably terrible as always. When the new season of Samurai Jack airs, expect him to go ballistic.

Oh, Christ…

Here we go again.

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/140775264284/cartoon-network-and-adult-swim-is-proud-to

Wanting to make stuff like this when you're in middle school is fine by me. But when you're an unemployed manchild livin' on mama's wages and obsessing over children's cartoons, I reckon it's high time to re-evaluate your life.

>>204597

I hope your wife bretray you with a 7 foot tall African male and you have to take care of their child!

>>205160

Why normal people hate cartoons so much? I remmeber, precisely was in middle school how bigger and browner popular kids destroyed my drawings and sketchbooks as part of their bullying routine, same happened in highschool, even though I wanted to go for a more realistic route that time, but failing.

Never having time or place to practice, never being able to live on my own because of my extremely low paying jobs (10/12 USD a day)

I mean, they are made by adults, you can see when someone is enjoying their work, the cartoons "made for kids" are shit they put on Nick Jr that nobody wants to make but are forced to by UNICEF and other evil forces of the nomos.

>>205161

There you go, Timothy. Until you can come to grips with your temper, we're going to keep laughing at your manchild ass.

>>205162

>>205163

Nice IP hopping, Tim. I see you finally found out about VPNs.

>>205161

You should reevaluate your life because it's a fucking joke. You still think CN and Genndy will magically pay you a bajillion dollars for a fanfiction, and give you all kinds of Asian girls to sleep with…despite shitting his pants and doing nothing.

>Are you really calling me a FUCKING MANCHILD?!?!?

Yes, we are.

>Before I will someday END UP IN JAIL OR IN HELL?!?!

The fuck?! You're not stalking some Asian girl or genndy, trying to force them to fuck your tiny, limp penis, right?

If I showed any [Asian] girl this post, they'd call you a faggot, and would probably avoid you…not like girls are lining up to fuck your tiny dick in the first place because they hate manchildren who jerk off to cartoons.

>AND IT IS NOT NICE FOR YOU ALL TO CALL ME OUT AS SOME FUCKING UNEMPLOYED MANCHILD LIVING ON MY MOTHER'S WAGES OR OBSESS OVER KID'S CARTOONS!!!

Said the upset manbaby who made more shitty posts about terrible cartoons like Samurai Jack, Dexter's Lab, and other terrible 90s cartoons adults don't care about on his tumblr while his Mom pays for his Asian fetish.

>And if you're sick of me, then ban me, for I DON'T CARE!!!

Why would anyone ban you? You just proved to everybody here you are a lolcow-manchild like Chris Chan and Andrew Dobson.

>>205162

>>205163

1) There's a racist flag somewhere in this post. It's nice to know the kids in your school also though Dexter's Odyssey and your ideas were really stupid, I guess. Thanks for the tmi info, Timbox.

2) $12/hr isn't too bad compared to minimum wage (not the ideal pay, but better than minimum). Wages are not an excuse to blow off what you really want to do with your life, but manchildren like you refuse to accept or acknowledge this; only wanting pity parties instead.

>>205174

You're not that special, Tim.

Why am I so horrified by yet can't stop watching this.

>>205161

Oh lord the julay. I daresay there has not been such a titanic volume of julay on this board or Kiwi since our folk discovered Greg Mazujian.

Timmy I honestly feel kind of bad for you, so here are some suggestions:

1. If you do not already have one, get a job. Most 25-year-olds have some kind of job or a 4-year college degree. Judging by your age, did you attend some kind of special high school, or were you out of school for a number of years?

2. If you want ANY kind of job related to film-making or animation, you have to go to school for it. Or if you can't do that for whatever reason, learn to draw. Either take classes for it (which I suggest) or do it yourself.

>>205190

He was 17 or 18 when this video was made…horrifying. He has not even removed them in Youtube.

>>205192

And the best thing is no one really went out of his/her way to be an A-Log faggot or creepy ween/Kiwifag over Timbox.

I believe there is fuel here for arguments supporting post-birth abortion.

This shit just doesn't end.

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/140979800599/timboxreloaded-tumblr-post-2520-i-just-dont

According to the comments on the Lili masturbation video, the character was only in four episodes.

FOUR

Episodes of a shitty kids show.

Just put that in perspective.

>>205585

>Celebrating her birthday one day, Dee Dee held a grand party for everybody including her friends Mee Mee and Lee Lee as well her brother Dexter, but little does she know that she had neglected to invite an evil transsexual boy genius neighbor that she doesn’t like: Susan ‘Mandark’ Astronomenov, who, offended at Dee Dee’s rebuff, warns the guests at Dee Dee’s birthday party that if Dee Dee doesn’t accept his romantic advances, he will launch against the world and Dexter’s Laboratory a mighty and terrible war machine that will bring gloom and doom to all things whole and good, and that was before he and his sister Lalavava fled to the faraway land of Astronoma.

>an evil transsexual boy genius neighbor

Okay, either Timbox is trolling for attention, or he just hit new levels of retard.

>>205594

Yes, but to normal people, you're a manchild.

>>205589

>GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!

>NNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!

>>205596

>>205597

I recall seeing a comment on one of Tim's vids, saying "he's worse than Chris-chan."

I can't come up with an argument against this.

>>205594

That's right Tim, nobody is perfect.

But you're completely worthless.

>>205608

No ruse here, anon. This is Timbox in his natural state.

This thread almost warrants an ED page with Tim transitioning to Chris Chan levels of bad.

>>205589

You should know by know that once you post something on the Internet, it stays there whether you like it or not (you better hope to god no one is archiving each terrible post you made on your joke of a tumblr page). You're no exception.

Just answer this question: Where, why, and how the fuck did you come up with the idea to make Mandark a tranny? Dexter's Odyssey went from bad to atrocious since you've been obsessing over the Power Puff Girls and Yellow Fever.

>>205594

To use a chapter from one of [Dr.] Dennis Leary's books: "Autism Schmautism"

Autism isn't an excuse to be a creep that jerks off to Asian girls and dreams about molesting them.

Autism isn't an excuse to be a lazy bitch.

Autism isn't an excuse to do shitty things in life.

>And yes, I am one who is different and unique in the world

Except your uniqueness creeps people out, enticing them to make of you.

Saying you need to really think about your life and grow the fuck up now is pointless because we'll go through the same cycle again and again:

>You make a shit post that makes you weirder, We make fun of you for said post.

You make a butt-hurt response, and we tell you to get a reality check.

You either ignore us or resume your shitty tumblr posts, jerking off to Asians and shitty Samurai Jack/Dexter.

Let us know what happens when you hit your mid 30s.

>>205608

Tim held onto Dexter's Odyssey for years. He really thinks WB/Genndy/CN will just throw money and Asian Girls on his lap for terrible fanfics and tumblr posts.

test

24f360, I hereby appoint you to author Tim's ED page. We have julayed him more than sufficiently. I have neither the time nor motivation to do so, and you appear to be the most well-educated about him in the thread.

kek'd hard

actually, that's an insult to Dustin Hoffman.

Come on, I want to see this retard lampooned on ED.

But considering he checks up on this thread near-daily, he's likely to vandalize his own article, buttmad about the "internet people" being too harsh on a 25-year-old unemployed manchild.

>>206032

Anon, he has an ED article. Didn't you bother to check before posting?

>>206049

I sure don't see it. Perhaps you posted in the wrong thread?

I'm going to let the video speak for itself.

>>206032

The article can't be full of shitty ween stuff. Better that it takes time than rush it with some fuck-awful piece of shit you see on ED (even EDF users hate bad articles). Plus, you never know if Tim will do more cringe-worthy things.

Note ED isn't big on cows like Kiwifarms unless someone does something really "cow-worthy," or it ties to big issues like Gamer Gate. Likeicare really hates Kiwi-like cocks (I don't blame him).

>>206075

Heh, I forgot it was posted before. My bad.

>>206085

I dunno. I feel like even Chris is higher-functioning than Timbox. This guy's an actual literal retard. I was laughing at this all until I watched >>206075

Now I just feel sorta bad.

>>206157

I do feel a little bad for him too. Even the Forces of Geek article said that Tim is "clearly lower-functioning".

I find the Lucy Liu video to be hilarious. If anything is disturbing it's the Leelee LARPing.

>>206085

Don't compare Saint Uli of Minot to Timbox. He deserves much better than that. I mean, he's actually trying to make his dream project a reality.

>>206075

This video is freaking gold.

>>206199

This guy sounds legitimately retarded

>>206181

Plus Uli knows he's awkward, and tries to overcome some of those things while finding his happiness. Uli actually wrote a book, unlike Timbox. He's pretty cool.

>>205636

>My point is something similar to what anons in the "Spergish Behaviors" thread were discussing. While regular (lower-functioning) ASD begets lower-IQ people like Chris, Tim, and Sammy (Classic Sonic Fan), Asperger's (high-functioning) more often produces high-IQ people like Richard Stallman and Mark Zuckerberg.

Sammy isn't low-functioning; just awkward. Sammy saw that sperging over cartoons/Sonic was hurting him, and his family even tried to help him (I'm sure Tim's mom tried to). Last I heard, he's in school, and might have gone to summer camp despite some A-log moments.

Whether Tim is better or worse than Chris is tough to say tbh. Until Tim really puts himself out there [with or without weens/trolls] (e.g. saying "browner" kids tore up his shitty pictures and ideas or saying he hopes a black guy fucks someone's wife like a closet racist), he's still way better than Chris Chan (it doesn't take effort). Chris threw himself out there with no filters. Tim might have a filter or two until his Yellow Fever & Dexter's Lab obsession kick in.

>To relate all of this to Timmy here, it goes without saying that he is the quintessential lolcow. He has given us unprecedented amounts of julay, and selectively revealed large amounts of personal information about his private life. As that Forces of Geek article said, "his interests literally are his life."

You need to be like Chris Chan (you do the math) or Dobson (fail at your career, even get called out by shitty celebrities like Alec Baldwin, be exiled from Tumblr, etc.) to be a quintessential lolcow. Tim is not a quintessential cow until [yet].

>Pic related. I honestly think Tim would benefit greatly from attending a 4-year university and earning a bachelor's degree, whether his parents support him or not. He ain't gonna learn shit otherwise.

You don't always learn shit from 4-year schools either (See Dobson and your typical college kid these days). He needs to get the fuck out his house (He's screwed with getting a reality check about no one wanting to see his shitty fanfics come to life).

With that shit from >>206232 said,…

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/141215088049/oh-and-a-daily-reminder-folks

Guess Timbox has finally learned about Chris Chan. I wonder who is playing "Kick the Autistic" with Tim (put up the emails or fuck off, Timbox)?

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/141116374254/besides-dexters-odyssey-maybe-i-might-also

>I'm going to make another unrealistic, shitty movie based on a book I didn't fully read out of Wikipedia pages/cliff notes, and slowly change it into Dexter's Odyssey with a mix of Faust.

Pfft, like Timbox ever read a book out of high school. I just love how he goes from Faust to Dexter's Odyssey/Power Puff Girls at the end.

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/141160434554/timboxreloaded-tumblr-post-2530-blossom-and

>ship two fictional characters that are kids

Words almost fail me (this is probably worse than Dobson's shipping). That post alone deserves any kind of shit Tim gets from weens and trolls.

>>206234

Seems like some anon slipped a suicide request in his asks inbox.

>"I am not like Christian Weston Chandler".

Yeah, that's right. Tim is even worse.

About the Dexter/Powerpuff Girls shipping, I once saw comments on his old channel asking how many kids he had picked up in his pedo van. Pretty sure this was in response to the Lili obsession, which he hasn't even fully grown out of.

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/post/141275090869/timothy-robert-timbox-mckenzie

LOL

Oh lawd. The lulz just don't end here.

Reminds me of this kid, and all the tumblrinas campaigning to "shut down 4chan." Man are those people delusional.

>>206259

JUST

>>206259

>because all you do is go around insulting autistic people like me!!!

Just people like you for doing stupid shit like shipping two fictional minors as a 20-30 something year-old adult, you dumb fuck.

Smart my ass.

>>206259

And it just keeps getting better (or worse for Timbox's case)

http://timboxreloaded.tumblr.com/tagged/stop-harrassing-me!

So who thinks there might be a Bluespike in Tim's future?

>>206259

>Can you please die in a fire, 8Chan.net?

>Just go away, 8Chan, because all you do is go around insulting autistic people like me!!!

I sometimes feel legitimately sorry for these people

Then I am reminded they have autism and autistic people are all irritating asshole manchildren

>>206265

But at the same time it's really not their fault.

>>206267

But even autists can develop emotional intelligence. It's not a matter of it not being their fault, it's about appropriate intervention being made at the right time.

>>206268

So you're saying it's environment? Nurture vs nature, what's the difference?

>>206271

Chris Chan became what he is from the shitty environment, shitty people from his life (Bob, Barb, Anna McLarren, trolls/weens, etc), and little or no interventions he could have used growing up. If you raise the kid to be a sheltered cunt, chances are said child will be a sheltered cunt.

>>206265

Ulillia, Heather Kuzmich, and Temple Grandin would like some of Timbox's and your time.

>>206268

>>206282

Can confirm this to be truth. I'm a sperg, and thanks to my parents not being shitty and getting me the help I needed and intervening in things that could've made me like Timbox, I'm about to go onto one of the best graphic illustration courses in the country.

Not saying that Timbox is completely innocent in this whole thing. Nah, he's definitely fucked up himself and shot himself in the foot many times over.

>>206264

Maybe, but I kinda doubt it. Most kids today would probably defend this guy considering the tumblr mentality a lot of teenagers have nowadays on autism, rather than troll him.

This guy is an idiot and a boob. But let's admit it, telling him to off himself is going a little too far.

Beneath that 25-year-old unemployed manchild, there's still a human life.

>>206335

Agreed, but people are still going to say stuff like this if you're going to put yourself out there (Do you know how many times people told someone like Uwe Boll to kill himself?). You have to ignore it while making them look bad by proving your worth in life.

That's what Dobson, Timbox, and Chris Chan refuse to accept. They think pity parties will land them millions of dollars and blowjobs from hot girls (or Asian girls for Timbox's case). Timbox doesn't want to do shit, and thinks someone is going to make his unrealistic dreams a reality.

>>206353

If Tim actually made something like Lazerbot made Tails gets Trolled, I'd have more respect for the guy even if it was a piece of dog shit (because, you know, it would have meant that he actually tried to make his dreams a reality).

Hell, no one would care that he has a boner for Asian chicks if it weren't for his Leelee, Tomago, and Lucy Liu obsessions posted all over the Internet (The Leelee thing is really weird coming from a man in his mid 20s-early 30s, and the Lucy Liu video makes him look like a creep even if he didn't mean it).

>>206466

It won't last. Negi used to come into the 789chan IRC and users would tell him how to turn his life around. He would always do the same thing: tell everyone what he thought they wanted to hear while disregarding everything they were telling him. He'll be back to his old ways soon enough.

>>206466

Hoo boy. Well, I highly doubt he'll stay true to his promise: look at how he left on New Year's Eve, then came back here a whole month later.

We have, without a doubt, julayed him more than sufficiently. He will forever be a fondly remembered cow. Whether or not his ED article goes up - in light of this - remains to be seen.

>>206466

I don't believe this post at all. He's probably too deep into his own deluded world that he'll probably never get his shit together and stop. I'm sure he'll be back to defend his messed up world soon.

>>206470

I dont blame him, once you go black…

>>206345

I wont stop until manlets leanr, they WILL learn.

I will not rest untill I see manlet blood spilled!

>>205192

>I daresay there has not been such a titanic volume of julay on this board or Kiwi since our folk discovered Greg Mazujian.

What about MikeeUSA? He was after Greg. Once we discovered how to julay him he had a pretty spectacular meltdown.

>>206282

Ulillillia isn't autistic, he has OCD. One of the defining traits of OCD is that the patient recognizes their behavior as abnormal; otherwise, they'd have OCPD.

He's a "sperg" in the loose casual/slang sense but not in any literal sense.

Speaking of, does anyone know if he wrote his own ED article? So much of it feels like he did it himself.

>>206689

100% no the guy can't read the word "people" he would avoid a website like ED like the plague, he's just documented every single aspect of his life so it's fairly easy to write about him

>>206687

I had fun bantering with Mikeeusa