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3b9d13 No.174707

How is there not a thread on this idiot yet?

He's the single most julayable cow in the entire GG shitshow. Check his twitter, it's 200+ posts per day of pure unadulterated autism.

John is a random nobody who is singlehandedly taking down the evil e-celebs surrounding GG through hours long streams in which he "debates" people until they give up out of exhaustion. He's rumored to be Daedalus The Dopefish of ED fame as they both have the same style of "debate", however concrete proof has yet to be shown.

https://twitter.com/jkellytwit/with_replies

jkellyblog.com

https://www.youtube.com/c/JohnKellyStreams

Some "debates" he recently starred in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3S9WMtP5xY in which he gets his shit wrecked by Sargon of Akkad, and then ejected for continuing to use circular logic

Followed by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYw88XirpF4 which he immediately started upon being thrown from the previous stream. Sargon once again puts him in his place, and Satan makes him look like a complete tool for about 3 hours.

Happy julaying, this guy always bites.

6621aa No.174709

File: 1444341424864.jpg (79.93 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 13235467765.jpg)


07e315 No.174713

/ggrevolt/ is the biggest gathering of pathetic autists and retards ever to exist on all of 8chan.


468051 No.174720

When he was running those banner ads that said "you know who I am, John Kelly" I thought that was funny as shit because I don't know who he is.


6f1e00 No.174737

Fuck off Sargon


d4f534 No.174742

>>174713

Nice to see GGHQ shill force is still out in full force despite you falling behind even /tv/.


ea5d3f No.174745

NYPA - SAGE'D


42ee00 No.174749

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>174737

Sargon's bad enough but have you seen his arch enemy Kevin Logan?


4b1856 No.174766

File: 1444354765004.jpg (17.71 KB, 256x256, 1:1, Sargon of Israel.jpg)

is this what sargon is sperging out over on twitter all night over?


42ee00 No.174771

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here is some more of kevin.


b6c679 No.174777

>>174766

I spend too much time on Twitter and haven't seen this. Seemed like Sargon was carrying on about some ggrevolt people being tards. It's the same as everyone does with ggrevolt and everyone that behaves like them. If you have a Twitter account it can seem funny to fuck with.


93a6ae No.174778

>>174777

no GG right now is in "little bitch" mode, and have been for ages now

ggrevolt made fun of sargon and he got asspained about it


e42a83 No.174785

File: 1444359916487.png (187.17 KB, 261x271, 261:271, 1331801045826.png)

>can't even laugh at Sargon with ggfags coming in an crashing the party


b6c679 No.174815

>>174778

>ggrevolt made fun of sargon and he got asspained about it

When?

I can look at any of the ggrevolt people (at least I think that's the case that they're largely the guys with the green hats on their avatars on twitter?), and they're always going on with retarded shit like ranting you don't have to be pro-choice to think abortion is an option. They rant about semantics for hours.

If there are some people to follow that are being funny on twitter it'd be nice if you pointed it out though. I'd mostly been looking at DeRay, Shaun King, Ashley Lynn, and Randwhale lately.


07e315 No.174840

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Kevin

Hahahaha, oh, this guy. This is the dude who thought the reason jousting armor had big bulges out front was so women's breasts would feel comfortable in them, right?

Fucking tard.


e779a7 No.174841

T-this guy attacked my beloved pseudo intellectual youtuber Sargon of Akkad! P-please avenge him for me /cow/!


07e315 No.174844

>>174841

No seriously, fuck /ggrevolt/ and fuck you faggots for bringing that bullshit over here you raging autists.

Sorry, just had to get it off my chest. Your board sucks.


e779a7 No.174845

>>174844

>No seriously, fuck /ggrevolt/ and fuck you faggots for bringing that bullshit over here you raging autists.

Feel better now Sargon?


07e315 No.174847

>>174845

Yes, everyone who thinks you're a tool is one person.


07e315 No.174851

>>174847

Oh! That's right! I could also be a butthurt Sargon fanboy instead of Sargon himself, right? Right?

It's impossible for anyone on earth to think /ggrevolt/ was stupid or obnoxious or histrionic ever before Sargon made fun of them, obviously. No one has ever criticized or disliked the glory of /ggrevolt/ before Sargon.

I will now light my altar and pray to /ggrevolt/ for an end to ecelebs and shills.


e779a7 No.174852

>>174847

Go to bed Sargon.


e5e2f0 No.174853

gamergate sounds a lot like masturbate

Coincidence ?

I think not


07e315 No.174854

>>174852

Only if you come with me, hotbuns.


3b9d13 No.174897


cdf530 No.177928

Oh Sargon


0bf6c0 No.178527

According to John, Sargon blocked him.


20b53f No.178550

Would you stop making horrible threads if I start a Kikestarter about punching Sargon in the face?


fcc024 No.178879

>>174709

that looks like it hurt


ccfce4 No.178958

File: 1446091790846.jpg (95.39 KB, 389x481, 389:481, 1445892428275.jpg)

is it bad that I like sargon? he's a top shitlord


4b7cb6 No.178960

REAL FUKING OG HOUR but John is pretty austic everytime I bullied him but the julaying is over after the green grapist stream and Variloh's stream but its still at least fun to bully him once in awhile.

>>178958

Well yes it is anon, why trust a jew that pretends to be rightwing even though he is a filthy lefty that uses the same terms and phrases as an SJW.


def79a No.178964

>>174766

Sargon is always sperging

>>174785

>can't even laugh at Sargon with ggfags coming in an crashing the party

GG will defend their idols against all logic and reason, and it's annoying as hell. As for Sargon himself, he's not unintelligent, but he's very petty and blathers on and on and on about really minor shit that no one really cares about

>>174840

It's a good and well reasoned refutation, but it does kinda go to show what I mean when I call him petty. He has to make a 15 minute video nitpicking every single person who insults him

>>178958

He's done some okayish videos. This Week in Stupid is alright, and some of his history related stuff isn't bad at all. However I think he's annoying because he obsesses over idle gossip and keeps resuscitating GG, which has been dead for some time now

>>178960

He's definitely an economic liberal, but he's much closer to center than he'd like to admit. A few of his cultural views are actually somewhat conservative, even though he'll never admit it

And polite sage. Keeping GG threads active only attracts these autists to come defend their beloved crusade


4b7cb6 No.178983

>>178964

No trust me his a conservitard, even being a dumb shitposter like myself its easy to b8 him into shit and make him go back on his word but trust me its mostly banter between most people, no real OP to be had unless your austistic enough to force him to sperg. I would just sit back and watch the ride the greengrapist crew is doing poorly


cdf530 No.178988

This entire thread is cancer.


79cc2f No.181380

>>174707

check his recent fuckidtude on twitter. i am giving these skype chat logs to you have fun.

http://pastebin.com/U1XP2Jp5

http://pastebin.com/nytjAPLX

http://pastebin.com/yT0YU5ay


b8adb8 No.181391

File: 1447061954607.jpg (26.84 KB, 600x498, 100:83, 226.jpg)


b6c679 No.181398

Sounds like some are saying Kelly was a secret feminist try to do divide and conquer crap. This has led to a Twitter firestorm of everyone calling everyone cucks and SJWs.


123d0d No.181399

File: 1447075549526.png (42.21 KB, 884x430, 442:215, po0i8uyhjok.png)

>>174707

He's a hothead alright.


0eaddf No.181400

File: 1447075681841.png (206.84 KB, 990x2278, 495:1139, Johnnyboy.png)

>>181398

Someone did get cucked. We just aren't sure it was johnny.


65e3ac No.181414


cd85b5 No.181418

File: 1447091799530.jpg (83.95 KB, 307x327, 307:327, easy to digest.jpg)

>>181399

Fucking wow, this guy sure seems like someone I'd want to have an honest debate with

>You're entitled to your opinion but FUCK YOU


65e3ac No.181421

File: 1447092310324.pdf (184.07 KB, kelly rose - Google Docs.pdf)


d82011 No.181430

File: 1447095735456.jpg (222.6 KB, 652x662, 326:331, srhbutts goes to japan.jpg)

>>181414

Listening to cuckkelly

its like you forgot his lolcow tier comments saying cracked is right.


b6c679 No.181433

>>181430

It's hard to track his faggotry due to all the mountains of faggoty comments he makes.


65e3ac No.181454

File: 1447109959581.png (45.01 KB, 255x118, 255:118, ClipboardImage.png)

http://www.gocoos.org/2004/04/20/kellyroseherzegovitchbaptized/

https://archive.is/GMVAt

The Church of Our Saviour celebrated the baptism of Kelly Rose Herzegovitch on Sunday, April 18, 2004.

Parents: Chris and Laura Herzegovitch

Godparents: Phil Herzegovitch

Same parents.

https://www.facebook.com/samuel.toh

https://archive.is/dFl8u

https://www.facebook.com/samuel.toh/friends

https://archive.is/4Q5HR

>father not listed for privacy settings, because he didn’t want to get doxed

https://www.facebook.com/philip.herzegovitch/friends

https://archive.is/FdLiv#selection6963.06973.16

>father friends with Kelly

http://jkellyblog.com/about/

https://archive.is/oLZXT

http://www.valkyriemediagroup.com/about/

https://archive.is/uJeXH

https://twitter.com/DesignMunchies/following

https://twitter.com/OblongPixel

https://www.google.com/search?q=portland+indie+game+squad&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=899&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAmoVChMIidrJ08P3xgIVjpWICh2AXAtr#imgrc=cvHyionuqVWhwM%3A

https://twitter.com/pigsquad

https://archive.is/EwDsP

https://archive.is/FjqZt

http://pigsquad.com/profile/KellyJohnConner?xg_source=profiles_memberList

http://pigsquad.com/profiles/profile/apps?screenName=2fvnwbclctli8

https://archive.is/IMf6R

http://triscales.com/gamergatecouncilexposed/

http://thinpigmedia.com/

https://archive.is/iohBB

>Daedalus

Joined :Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:25 am

Posts: 315

Location: Danbury, Connecticut, USA

Gender: Male

Steam ID: UJDaedalus

http://webcache.googleusercocks.com/search?q=cache:Ziu161eKnwJ:forum.ultimajava.com/viewforum.php%3Ff%3D63+&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

>youtube

http://youtube.com/user/ujdaedalus

>"rage aimed at the abyss"

http://webcache.googleusercocks.com/search?q=cache:JN5_fWBUxMgJ:forum.ultimajava.com/viewtopic.php%3Ff%3D63%26t%3D1616+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

https://archive.is/UDbqs

>bitching about living in parents house house

>entitled little bitch

https://archive.is/UDbqs

CUCKED


a996d1 No.181458

>>181454

https://archive.is/W7jeF

UJ Daedalus steam page.

Philip Herzegovitch

Daedalus Design

2 Indian Head Road

Danbury CT 06811

https://archive.is/JH6Vu


8e63a2 No.181459

>>174766

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123d0d No.181464

>>181454

Your Google cache links are broken.


2acd47 No.181465

/ggrevolt/ is like a mouth that vomits all day.

And I don't even give a fuck either way about Sargon.


7c4caf No.181467

File: 1447114049125.png (286.62 KB, 638x474, 319:237, John kelly threats.png)

DONT YOU FUCK WITH JOHN KELLY!

HES SOMEONE YOU DONT WANT TO MESS WITH!


2acd47 No.181468

>>181467

OH SHIT SON


7c4caf No.181471

File: 1447115191202.jpg (59.94 KB, 793x453, 793:453, revolt played.jpg)

And look whats his friends are up to.

All the shit spilling into other boards, that cancer board ggrevolt and all the drama shit they did all of it.


3a897d No.181473

OH SHIT SON BACK THE FUCK UP, THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS


d37992 No.181475

>>181454

>born 2004

He acts like one but he's not an 11 year old.


7c4caf No.181477


dc69bf No.181478

>>181475

>implying baptisms solely happen after birth


4d86fa No.181479

>it's a GG thread

>HQautists come in to cry about a board they don't like despite it being the GG that started last August

wew lad


7c4caf No.181486

>>181479

>baph link

>DAMAGE CONTROL

DIG FAGGOTS WE MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING!


b6c679 No.181488

>>181486

In all likelihood that's not damage control.

The only way you'd know Kelly acts like a faggot is if you look through crap he's done on streams and twitter, so this can easily just look like a personal army thread.

Kelly does seem like a pretty big faggot, to me at least, so I can see see it as plausible that the connections to the tumblr and everything else may be genuine which could lead to some pretty intense humor down the line.


7c4caf No.181496

File: 1447123453080.jpg (35.19 KB, 583x397, 583:397, kellyfag damage control.jpg)

He's going on stream to do damage control


b6c679 No.181502

>>181496

He goes on stream for everything.

If someone questioned his preference in body soap he'd likely demand they face him on a livestream to debate why they're SJWs for not liking the same body soap as him.


e785ae No.181505

Gamergate itself is a lolcow. Imagine this for a second. This movement, which has been purported to be the terrorists of the internet and is so widely believed to be some kind of fucking super army of trolls and hackers, is actually a bunch of fragile sissies who are brought to their knees by some sperg who keeps wanting to debate people.

Just my 2 keks worth.


5522c0 No.181506

>>181464

>Your Google cache links are broken.

First (nothing there):

https://archive.is/DAiQV

Second:

https://archive.is/TRrC8


664d4f No.181515

>>181505

Fuck off Eric.


bc0535 No.181516

>>174766

>Can't talk about GG without referencing Sargon like a true stormfag


1f40d6 No.181523

>>181488

Well, are there any streams where he flips out like seattle4truth did, or is he just pedantic and monotone 100% of the time?


9fdfc6 No.181529

>>181414

LGF, holy cow. That's a hard core pro trolling org. with a very long history. Thanks for this. It explains a lot and confirms my suspicions.


550833 No.181540

>>181529

Are you talking about the same LGF (Little Green Footballs) involved in professional trolling? All I remember is that they were some guy's blog.


9fdfc6 No.181546

>>181540

Yes, it looks like Kelly was involved there. Check the google doc.


9fdfc6 No.181553

>>181414

sounds familiar

https://archive.is/oYDd1

little green footballs has targeted the other Charles Johnson (ginger) from gotnews for years https://archive.is/MROhZ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Green_Footballs#Redirects

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Green_Footballs#Rachel_Corrie

Note LGF's involvement in exposing the Killian documents. Very similar to the Denton doc and what happened to KoP, same as Rather. There is a theory that the Killian doc was indeed real but the situation was a set up which replaced the real docs with a forgery, thereby discrediting the real docs and instigating the fall of one of the last of the real journalists. I have always suspected this to be the case with the Denton situation.

Kelly doesn't need a job. He has one.


65e3ac No.181555

File: 1447180851178.png (156.91 KB, 1282x705, 1282:705, lizards.png)


65e3ac No.181556

"i can neither confirm or deny" – john kelly


9fdfc6 No.181562

File: 1447182564155.png (139.99 KB, 1001x368, 1001:368, mcqueenie.png)

>>181556

The Queenie associated with the Dashing Forums is not the Queenie of GG, see pic. But McQueenie has obviously shown an interest in GG and Kelly'Daedalus posted in her forums. Do you know if McQueenie's involvement in GG extended past the early months? If so, any ID's for her?


65e3ac No.181567

File: 1447183046157.png (603.95 KB, 1023x692, 1023:692, ClipboardImage.png)


65e3ac No.181570


9fdfc6 No.181572

>>181553

>181553

A little more about the "Pancake" meme that LGF has embraced. https://archive.is/hovjP

This has been going on for years on plebbit with no actions from the admins whatsoever. The people behind it are the untouchables.


9fdfc6 No.181573

>>181572

>Considering that few people outside of the Israeli/Zionist community even know who Rachel Corrie was … and considering that disgusting jokes about Rachel Corrie's murder are par for the course among pro-Israel Zionists …

>what does that tell you about your trolls, /r/conspiratard?

>It seems they aren't just "make fun of conspiracy theorists" now does it? It looks like there is very much a specific political agenda, eh?

https://archive.is/Exm8P


9fdfc6 No.181576

Can someone with contact Cuck Johnson of gotnews.com to ask him to enlighten us about LGF? I have no FB, his twatter is gone and G+ seems to want to make my message public. Send him the link to this thread pls.

http://gotnews.com/contact-got-news/


65e3ac No.181577

File: 1447186133831-0.png (331.8 KB, 540x960, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1447186133831-1.png (1.11 MB, 1280x800, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1447186133831-2.png (803.21 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

Rachel McQueenie

@fantanoice

Gameplay programmer. Game, tech, TV nerd. Dank meme extraordinaire. Opinions are my own.

Melbourne, Australia

mcqueenie.net

Joined March 2009

Description

Vlogging, internet culture, youtuber news and more with a sweet foreign accent! Subscribe to get them every week! Join the heartbreakers army TODAY!

~~~~~

Wanna skype? Add me! queenymartha (Just type in your request "Im a heartbreaker!" so I know you're from here)


9fdfc6 No.181579

>>181577

Wow, there is something going on here and it's huge. The Queenie Martha retard personality does not jive with the chick who actually has smarts. The 3rd pic is uncontestable. Mind blown.

>>181570

I read this when it came out and reread it last night. Excellent points are made and on whole I think he's correct. However, I'm still on the fence about Thidran and so don't agree with this person that he is in on it. Thidran has archived everything and this alone makes him a valid target for these spooks.


65e3ac No.181581

File: 1447188118912.png (119.19 KB, 1280x760, 32:19, ClipboardImage.png)

https://twitter.com/chartoc

That person is this person.


65e3ac No.181582

>>181581

https://archive.is/6qHQU#selection-2715.0-2731.106

"@CriticalKelly @SucuTahaica I hope so. Before September this year I would have called myself a feminist ally. Now it a bit harder to."


65e3ac No.181583

>>181582

>>>/ggrevolt/68101


fbc7f3 No.181585

>>181577

Now that's something interesting.


7ce9df No.181587

I fucking hate e-celebs and e-celebs enablers of all kinds.

Polite sageru for slightly offtopic.


e785ae No.181588

>>181581

Who's Benjamin? Name in top right says Benjamin


65e3ac No.181589

>>181588

>181581

@endomorphosis


65e3ac No.181590


e785ae No.181591

Starting to see the problem with GG bullshit on /cow/

I support GGR. I've got my own views/interests/agendas

But /cow/ should be for laughs. And this is being used to fight political and agenda battles. GG is unironically politicizing /cow/ the way feminists politicize gaming.

Just getting boring to read this shit now.


b6c679 No.181593

>>181523

I tried listening to the stream that KoP had joined in on last night where they were going to talk about the 'allegations'.

As soon as KoP said that one guy that had doxed and basically trolled a bunch of people shouldn't talk (it seemed like he was going to basically say he shouldn't act like he has the moral high ground), Kelly and the couple others in the stream just seemed to go into "dey dindu nuffin" mode for like 20 minutes. KoP didn't really back down from wanting to just finish his comments which seemed to keep the Kelly brigade going for ages.

I'd say they flipped out quite a bit like S4T has.Had me drinking heavily to get through that.

Anyone that spergs out like that has to be ripe for the picking.


c4f5fc No.181595

>>181591

>>181591

I'm just here to see if some keks comes out of this.

If not then Lo Ping and Acid Cuck can suck a huge one.


9fdfc6 No.181599

File: 1447193120855-0.png (228.95 KB, 1269x270, 47:10, big ant queenymartha.png)

File: 1447193120855-1.png (401.24 KB, 591x395, 591:395, screenshot-twitter com 201….png)

File: 1447193120881-2.png (61.66 KB, 569x275, 569:275, screenshot-twitter com 201….png)

>>181577

>queenymartha

>e-celeb

>Rachel McQueenie

>game dev


6ec708 No.181607

>>174836

>being this triggered


1f40d6 No.181610

>>181591

I feel pretty much the same way. This guy is a chore to listen to and his debate tactic seems to be, 'find a microscopic inconsistency in the other guy's position and harp on that until he gives up.' He just seems like an insipid know-it-all with a case of OCD.

>>181593 claims that he chimped out in some stream last night, but I can't find a mirror for it. Would love to be proven wrong, because chimpouts are usually entertaining.


4809d6 No.181628

File: 1447206326025.png (22.08 KB, 510x271, 510:271, zan kelly sperglord CLri5U….png)

>>181610

His technique is to actually create a rule, take the most extreme interpretation of that rule to hang someone and then declare them a hypocrite.

Of course this is never applied to himself, he is a Catholic who has never read the bible.

When his brain slips gears its just funny, like when he declared it hypocritical for Sargon to give sjw's or feminists platforms on his channel by debating them, in context of their discussion that it was hypocritical of Sargon to give money to a feminist kickstarter documentary back in the day.

Also does this with insults/misgendering, simply declares insults must be made for maximum effect, and because John Kelly has decreed, it is the truth.

John Kelly Micro-Fallacies by Master69Swagginstein

http://pastebin.com/57iJT7b8

His we must delegitimize trans stream

https://youtu.be/GClFSbS_8oU?t=2h36m37s

The stream where he fags out on gamergate, this is where he went from bad panda to viv avatarfag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjTFYrpC3g

Kelly is just an example of how a persistent nobody can impose themselves through pushing their voice out on every platform that would have them, in his case it was stream whoring.

If he had a job, its no longer the case, his online activity simply wouldn't allow for it.

Zan had his problems as well, but people should have done the same, and stopped humoring this sperg.


1eb815 No.181632

ITT: GG autism.

Everyone involved in GG, for or against it, are a bunch of autistic idiot who have no life, stop using /cow/ as your army for fuck's sake, it's seriously is not funny


b6c679 No.181633

>>181607

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-TsgD4EblA

Didn't think to try downloading it before they deleted.

It wasn't actually just Kelly though that acted autistic, it seemed like most of them who were also just friends of Kelly (it seemed).


1eb815 No.181636

>>181505

Almost the whole of the human population are cows of a sort or another. GG are cows just like gamers are and those are also cows just like people in the game industry and etc.


d82011 No.181648

>>181641

its best to think of them like being the /intl/of /gamergate/.

they dont even know how to do things for gamergate anymore. its all anti-gg operations. they could waste their time radicalizing the sjws and not the rest of /gg/.

it just goes to show that the population of 8chan is super autistic and never willing to let go of things.


664d4f No.181649

>>181577

The nose isn't really the same and eyes are definitely different.


3fd29e No.181652

>>181523

there was one a while ago, maybe last month or so, where some of his friends were harping on him for constantly getting words wrong calling him illiterate and he came pretty close to crying


3a38af No.181659

File: 1447219740312.jpg (6.06 KB, 123x123, 1:1, omni.jpg)

>>181599

>>181577

She's definitely not her (or queeny, for that matter) but I'm genuinely unnerved by how similar Rachel McQueenie looks and sounds to a girl I dated from Australia for a couple years.


1f40d6 No.181661

>>181593

>>181610

Okay, I finally listened to 30 min. of the stream in question and it was just a bunch of assholes trying to talk over each other, which is a gamergate stream tradition. And for once, KoP managed to not be the most annoying one present.

Maybe there is something funny about this guy, but the journey there is so painfully boring that there is no way it's worth anyone's time.


b6c679 No.181662

>>181661

It reminded me of Pixie Jennie from ages ago. She got under people's skin by arguing the same way as Kelly. The way people got under her skin and finally got some decent laughs was by just explaining she argued to others. After like a week she sperged out a bit and it was fairly entertaining. I just see similar potential with Kelly since he has the same brand of autism.


b86dff No.181663

File: 1447222955596.png (142.29 KB, 721x784, 103:112, Screenshot_1.png)

>>181555

This makes me grateful for my guild's cucky Teamspeak channel


948d11 No.181704

>>181648

>its all anti-gg operations

>>181641

>I poked around that shithole for a minute and it was like reading fucking GamerGhazi or some shit.

Yeah cause we're not getting raided and shit right now?

Biggest lolcow is the one who started this shit, either S4T, some ayytist/aGGro or AcidQueef himself. Doesn't mean Kelly isn't a cunt, but this is some autistic shit.


0eaddf No.181707

>>181704

S4T was def the funniest one of the bunch.


65e3ac No.181709

>>181649

The eyes are both brown, the eyebrows are just makeup.

>>181659

Lol, you retard. #1 is Rachel McQueenie, #2 and #3 are GG Queenie. When you say "she's definitely not her, you just admitted they're the same person.


ee7c9d No.181719

>>181599

>Go to http://www.mcqueenie.net just to check it out

>Lots of talk about how great a programmer she i

>Says she has extensive programming skill with 8 languages

>Says she has experience with three game engines

>Go to her "Games" page

>One game

>Check it out

>Twine


ee7c9d No.181722

>>181719

I played through the game in two separate windows simultaniously, just clicking randomly, trying to avoid picking the same choise in both. I won in both games.

None of the choises made any difference what so ever. Sometimes they would give you an extra screen, sometimes you would get a few changes in the script on the next page, sometimes the game would simply say "Nope! Make another choise!"

In the final confrontation with the evil CEO you can choose to throw your shoes at a button, or at the CEO. To win, you have to throw your first shoe at the CEO, knocking her out, and the second at the button. But, even if you throw your first at the button, it misses and hits the CEO in the head.

At one point there is a tranny, who is being opressed by the evil CEO because his work card wont identify him as a female.

Also,

>Check "Graphic Design" page

>One logotype

>The rest just pokemon avatars


78842a No.181761

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>181709

Make-up, especially when it's put on with a trowel, can transform a face, vid related. Dark contacts and a wig are easy. In pic 3 here >>181577 I can see the unique reflection that occurs when contacts are in the eyes.

I could not find a vid with McQueenie's voice so I can't compare them. But Queeny does not sound like any Mexican I've ever met and I'm surrounded by them and have been to Mexico several times. Has she ever spoken Spanish on video?

The face shape is identical, the eyebrows before make-up are the same, the teeth are identical, she's fat and she hung out with Kelly in early GG. It wouldn't be unusual if a #1 game company in Aus and NZ asked an employee to cosplay GG in order to steer the direction of the conversation. Queeny is a typical leftist concerned with muh ethics and she loves Mexican immigrants going to the U.S. and didn't want to boycott devs so she fits the GG+ narrative to a T.


d606be No.181767

>>181591

Fight politicizing gaming by politicizing gaming.

Wew lad!


ad75d6 No.181804

>>181577

I almost didn't recognise it was Queeny, since her tits aren't taking up 60% of the screen.


b6c679 No.181806

>>181761

Who is Queenie?

Is this someone that Kelly tried sucking up to or something?


cd85b5 No.181838

File: 1447321290412.jpg (43.07 KB, 371x312, 371:312, 1446555835380-0.jpg)

>>181591

You only started to notice that shit now?


3a38af No.181853

>>181709

The irony of how utterly you've failed to make sense of what you were replying to *while* calling that person a retard… That's not what I was saying you remarkable twit.

I'm saying, I know that girl isn't my ex, but Rachel McQueenie (since I guess I have to be extremely specific and pedantic for you to keep up) looks and sounds extremely like her, but I know for a fact she isn't her.

As for Queenie, the fat rainbow-haired Mexican, make up doesn't give you four cup sizes, and change the shape of your nose and teeth. No push up bra will achieve that much of a difference, and if you can't see the two women's faces look completely different… well, I mean, you can insert your own insult about how autistic people have trouble recognizing faces here.

McQueenie has a slender English/Scottish nose, the terrible teeth of an Australian and the thin eyebrows and thinning hair to match.

Queenie has a rounded nose which overall is less attractive, but fits better on a fat face because than McQueenie's because it looks more in proportion. Make up and hair dye aren't going to give her fuller, thicker dark eyebrows. She lacks any of the lines on the first one's face or the chin dimple.

I mean, what the fuck is your autistic ass trying to suggest here, that some fat chick in Australia who actually makes vidya has somehow managed to become Schrodinger's Beaner and managed to split off into a separate persona who lives in Mexico and had a nose job to make her nose look fatter, fat injections all over her face to make it look more rounded and smooth out any lines, and a greater volume injection of a fat/stem cell breast augmentation than is legally allowed in any country that performs it so she could live a dual life as an incredibly minor youtube video poster who on a good day qualifies as a Z-List E-Celebrity?


3a38af No.181854

>>181767

>>181838

>>181591

>>181595

Back to revolt already (1) posters.

I don't find this thread particularly funny, though I do think it's funny how you guys have gone from "Let's mock the GG people LOL!" to once everybody points and laughs at how dumb the circlejerk on revolt and the ayy-team are suggesting it just shouldn't be discussed here at all.

The solutions are pretty simple, if a thread produces no julay, no one will reply to it. Both the GG and anti-GG threads are containment threads, a few of the antis are genuine lolcows in their own right (honestly, most of the big names. It's all the same people every time) I don't throw a hissy fit when a GG thread pops up and it's the same person screeching "acidcuck" and providing no cocks though.

Just hide the fucking thread, scroll down and reply to a thread that *does* interest you. Why is this hard? Go to page two or three, hell load the whole page. Then go contribute to a discussion on an actually funny lolcow. On any given day the front page has half a dozen threads on people I don't find remotely funny and can't force myself to give a shit about. I don't whine about it, demand they should be disallowed, or anything else. I just keep scrolling and give the thread the benefit of the doubt that there's actual humor there and I'm just too lazy to take the time to read through and learn about them.

Here's an even better idea. Got a lolcow you want to discuss that doesn't currently have a thread? Go google around and see if there's anything new on them, then make a thread about them and post some cocks for us all to laugh at together.

Can't do that? Of course you can't, you're not actually from here.


8bf1ec No.181970

>>181853

Hey retard, this place, /cow/ spent months years? debating whether or not a chick was a doll or not. When you get too defensive like that it just makes me want to post more evidence.


65e3ac No.181973

>>181854

> make up doesn't give you four cup sizes

called a push up bra

>change the shape of your nose and teeth

I dont see that shape change?

>aren't going to give her fuller, thicker dark eyebrows

http://www.sephora.com/eyebrow-pencil-P99801

> lines on the first one's face or the chin dimple

Its called lighting and shadows

>somehow managed to become Schrodinger's Beaner

Does she look or sound mexican to you? sounds like an aussie to me.


b6c679 No.181996

>>181854

>I don't find this thread particularly funny, though I do think it's funny how you guys have gone from "Let's mock the GG people LOL!" to once everybody points and laughs at how dumb the circlejerk on revolt and the ayy-team are suggesting it just shouldn't be discussed here at all.

The only reason I think there could be something to this is that we keep seeing people that seem defensive about even the thought of some of these individuals being lolcows.

The reaction feels about the same as if you go to /pol/ and say "The Jews are not a plague on all mankind".


1f40d6 No.181998

>>181996

This thread and the gaybulous guy one sort of smack of vendetta/personal army requests.

After listening to more of this guy's "debates" I'm starting to vacillate between being annoyed and being amused, but only for the crazy shit he comes up with when he's arguing. "um that violates cultural libertarian maxim #26-8, chapter 3, verse 11. please surrender your cultural libertarian license to the nearest authorized cultural libertarian officer immediately. thank you."

I don't care about this Queenie chick or any gamergate conspiracies.


b6c679 No.182001

>>181998

I'm still trying to figure out who this Queenie is and how she's supposed to be connected to Kelly. Any idea?


593b86 No.182002

File: 1447379172601.png (233.77 KB, 400x531, 400:531, 1446851185898.png)

i agree that GG shit doesn't really lend itself to julaying because everybody involved already acts retarded.

but this John Kelly guy could probably be baited really easily if somebody gave a shit, he's your classic internet tough guy


593b86 No.182003

>>182001

>Queenie

beaner

has big tits

she has literally no other notable qualities


b6c679 No.182004

>>182003

So was purely brought up to derail thread?


65e3ac No.182021

>>182004

No, they were linked in discussions about gamergate, espousing anti-gg opinions then changing those opinions and becoming minor Ecelebs, the same thing with the black man pretending to be woman named jynx,


cebec2 No.182031

>>182021

>thinks queen in the username and a jynx avatar means female

I hope this isn't typical of /cow/'s diggers


d37992 No.182032

>>182021

Queen Jynx?

You know he tweeted vocaroos of himself and has youtube channel right? What, did you guys at GGR fap to him?


a9ffbc No.182075

>>182031

This isn't a cow digger. It a literal I shit you not D&C shill trying to get us to give a shit about GG. Read the thread, you'll see it.

/cow/ is not your personal army Benny.


81bfe8 No.182077

gamergate rhymes with masturbate


f66b48 No.182079

test


65919b No.182084

I chime in and tell you that the guy in question is trying to D&C and gamergate along with a handful of other people and these assholes may be behind all the awful gamergate threads.

He is getting bon voyaged by /v/ right now. The sooner he gets irrelevant just like Sargon, the better off everyone is.


acfe9f No.182270

bump for Devi Ever


1f40d6 No.182279

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Sage because I most people aren't into this stuff, but I am enjoying this video immensely.

John joins the chat around 35:50, and he's absolutely shot out of a cannon.


56933c No.182293

>>182279

That is some crazy autism.


3b02fe No.182382

File: 1447547864399.png (18.29 KB, 479x596, 479:596, JKELLYAUT.png)

Shame that this is clearly someone butthurt about John from a skype kaball hi jon but I've hated him since I started watching gamergate streams and still havent ever interacted with him

Hes a copypaste of 1000 different faggots from any high school that cannot be wrong about anything in the history of the universe. Hes likely living at home with his parents collecting government checks on behalf of his autism that causes him to be unable to take himself anything but the utmost seriously.

I've made an artists rendering of what I believe him to look like


000af3 No.182387

>>182279

EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY

Someone get this kid to Autism speaks.


9fdfc6 No.182400

File: 1447567956382.png (139.3 KB, 316x255, 316:255, screenshot-archive is 2015….png)


cd85b5 No.182462

File: 1447599005964.jpg (166.55 KB, 432x426, 72:71, 1447364111489.jpg)

>>181854

>(1)

>Have 2 posts in the thread, now 3

>Thinking that makes for a good punchline against anybody

Also the amount of projecting and butthurt in your post is just fucking ridiculous, it's incredible


faadae No.183087

File: 1447868654837.jpg (129.26 KB, 593x647, 593:647, No fun allowed does not co….jpg)

Autism is thrown around way too often and way too many people are misdiagnosed with autism. John Kelly legitimately has autism or he is a master thespian. True autistic people tend to not to understand jokes which is why I think he is legitimately autistic. John is always super serious about everything to his own detriment and wouldn't know how to shit post if it where a matter of life or death.

As a tangentially related story, I once knew a severe Autist (much worst then John) who once worked for NASA making missile guidance systems. The guy was a savant but everyone called him the Robot because everything to him was Analytical. The poor guy did not understand humor or sarcasm at all. One day a girl hanging out with who didn't know how autistic he was joked about cutting his throat. The poor guy had a tantrum and started to try to fight anyone who got near him because he legitimately thought his life was in danger. He even managed to get a hold of a phone and call the cops and it wasn't until the cops arrived could we calm him down and explain to him that she was just joking.

I've noticed John has a hard time listening to others and Also he tends to jump to conclusions because of spurious evidence. However this is all exacerbated until he get an opportunity to state whatever case he is making. However being autistic he can be a long winded fool so if you cut him off he breaks down and has a hard time listening until he has an opportunity to finish his diatribe. This leads to it being very difficult to communicate with him at times. If you preemptively try to answer his questions (because you got the gist of what he was asking) before he made his whole case he refuses to listen to the answer.

Outside of the failure to communicate he is actually rather smart (when he isn't sperging out because of the above reasons). You just need to know how to deal with him. Likewise he is very easy to fuck with because he cannot distinguished jokes from serious comment. That said if you take the time to deal with his autism he actually can be reasonable but it can be obviously exhausting.

Sure John can be easy julayed, its not hard to meme on they guy, no doubt but he also isn't nearly as bad in my option as people paint him out to be as long as you humor his eccentricity. Most people try to deal with him like a Normalfag when he is a legitimate autist and trying to deal with him like a normie will just dig you in deeper into the crazy. He is like a finicky commuter program that only operates properly if you know the lexicon and give him time to processes & respond.

At least that's my assessment.But I'm bias because the Autistic savant friend I mentioned above was relentlessly bullies and conned by people who took advantage of him. So I guess I am a bit of a bleeding heart when it comes to real autism and don't think John deserves the witch hunt even though he is with out a doubt a pain in the ass.

Do as you wish, I'm sure he will produce some julay but maybe you could just talk to the guy and squash you're beef.


1f40d6 No.183123

>>183087

I doubt anyone here has any plans to fuck with him, although if the streams linked in the OP are any indication, the following micro-fallacies should probably be added to Master69Swagginstein's list:

-"ad populum argument"

-"you can't have your cake and eat it too"


b6c679 No.183158

>>183087

I poke fun at him occasionally since he reacts so ridiculously. It it isn't like there's some major annoyance with him driving people to want to mess with him so much as that people just think he's an idiot.


98ebef No.183213

>>183087

I remember when everyone on chans said autism doesnt real. now everything is autism


b6c679 No.183246

>>183213

It became a popular insult. But it isn't genuinely a trait we see except in select people like John.

But what people were saying wasn't real for ages was aspergers, the mild form of autism, because every special snowflake would label themselves it to dodge criticism of their lack of social skills.


7d89be No.183409

>>183087

Its clear you dont understand the mind of a savant, your friend clearly knew that they were fucking with him, because he would be able to reason that she wasn't going to kill him.

Your buddy for whatever reason decided to troll you, or to send a lesson that he is not to be fucked with, considering that you've all probably fucked with him.

Autism is not a neurodescriptive disorder, it is like calling someone a retard, it is a mostly meaningless disorder. Your friend sounds like he has abandoned charisma and emotions, which means that he demonstrates self monitoring and impulse control.

Anyhow offense cannot be given only taken, and lots of time people use sarcasm, as a convenient excuse for being a dumb asshole. Just the way that people think Bill Maher is funny, but I find him to be an ignorant asshole, on quite a few subjects he talks about.

Trust me that John trolls in a way that is entertaining to him, even if you dont understand why its entertaining, because he is playing a meta game with social engineering.


1f40d6 No.183473

>>183409

Terry Schiavo was completely trolling when she pretended to have brain damage for 15 years, got taken off life support, and then died. A comedic genius way ahead of her time.


58829a No.183486

>>183473

I think he was trying to be funny but failed spectacularly. Your post was actually funny, though.

Sag'ed because it is clear this is a personal army request in the same vein as the Sargon threads a few months back.


19834b No.187645

File: 1450228013632.png (229.2 KB, 1343x1094, 1343:1094, 1450227077998-1.png)

For those of you here who've yet to have been informed on this whole shitshow:

https://medium.com/@jkellytwit/domestic-terrorist-runs-gamergate-board-hinders-free-speech-and-anonymity-7f0b117fe600#.ev0a3vf88

I'd copy-paste it all here but you should just read the whole twitlonger instead. This topic is currently being censored on /v/ btw, if you post it there you'll be permanently banned almost instantly. pic-related.


1f40d6 No.187690

>>187645

I skimmed through it. Is he suggesting that acidman is both a terrorist and an fbi informant?

I await John's next article connecting a rival gamergate board to JFK's assassination.


777415 No.187922

>>187690

https://twitter.com/Warlord_Ralts/with_replies

Read this. It shows a 50 year old ex-soldier outing John Kelly as cowardly idiot who get's triggered by shit like this but in bogus: http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/army/fm/


1f40d6 No.187941

>>187922

"My standard for preponderance of evidence is six parts in 10, and yours is 0.3 parts in 10."

- G8an Satan, Oct 7, 2015


7dcd4b No.188622

I got my gps out but I can't find the halls of debate.


b6c679 No.189327

File: 1450860467793-0.jpg (11.89 KB, 236x318, 118:159, Anal titillator.jpg)

File: 1450860467839-1.jpg (14.71 KB, 236x333, 236:333, Soft and sensual.jpg)

So I've heard Kelly's dad has written hair porn.

Porn involving hair.

Sexual hair scenes.

Possibly there are sexual acts involving hair.

Anyone know where this hair porn is?


b6ccd4 No.189328

>>178879

When you're hurt so badly, your body starts inhibiting the pain.


7aaa97 No.189380

I don't need to address /v/-meta and general meta here, but since John "Afraid of Chemistry" Kelly and other fags insist with the unfunny Mark thread, I gladly do:

Kelly and his faggot friends where b& for attempting to derail the Gamergays general which counts as raid, even if it wasn't, its Manlet Tears tier attentionwhoring which was also removed on halfchan when moot still had mostly intelligent Janitors doing it for free for him.

The removal of such pests is a normal volunteer activity no matter how autistic the guy doing it is. We had Rugga, Manlet, Quentin who were banned for pretty much the same reasons.


ced3f6 No.189654

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

John Kelly getting rekt in an argument about Sargon.


c39643 No.189741

>>189654

I watched fifteen minutes of that shit and turned it off. Who gives a fuck what anyone thinks about Sargon?


ced3f6 No.189756

>>189741

Not many people. This is one of the problems that John Kelly and friends have here with us: No one cares about theri cocks.

There is also >>>/koprulu/ , a shit podcast format. In theory Gamergay most interesting people are sitting together in lifestream and talking about some topic. In reality a bunch of 20 something and boring as fuck liberals are sitting together in dysfunctional Teamspeak clone and talking bullshit.


ced3f6 No.189770

The failed podcast's board is actually

>>>/kopruluradio/

They have a presence at on Plebbit and Voat and also a Patreon.

https://www.plebbit.com/r/Koprulu

https://voatse.co/v/koprulu

https://www.patreon.com/KopruluRadio?ty=h

Since this is the only half way legit thread on these people, I talk a little about their motives for all those shenanigans.This project has been floating around for while by now and will never see any success. I have never seen this in the /v/ general nor on HQ. Too bad that getting e.famous takes work and a lot of time and it usually doesn't come from one outrage but from creating cocks about a few topics you know well enough every goddamn day for years.

I know of a similliar show Koprulu may or may not ripping off that is just called the Saturday Night lifestream, consists of nothing but internet personalities who all have a Internet pressence for years, who all have little business or a job and who are all just in for dicking around in public and not shoveling narcisstic supply into their crippled mammalian brains.


c39643 No.189802

>>189756

>>189770

I don't think you get that this shit isn't funny on either side.

Its just autists arguing on the internet over bullshit.

Where are the lulz?


56d37a No.189821

>>189802

Right there in the failure. I didn't say you have to subject yourself to tremendous torture and actually listen to it. There is potential for cocks, but this heavily depends on one of this show's creators having a meltdown over someone else like say KoP being more sucessful.


b6c679 No.189848

>>189821

JKelly is said to live with his parents, and his dad supposedly wrote a book:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Ultimate-Solution-Padric-Kelly/dp/1420898345

>In the not too distant future Dianna Harrison, a high priced corporate financial consultant, a daughter of old money, has everything she wants, a loving husband, two sons at Sandhurst-on-Sound, an exclusive military school, and an old Victorian estate in the village of Old Claremont on Long Island's North Shore. She is a long-legged beauty with the figure of a lingerie or swimsuit model, and a dark olive complexion. What she doesn't have is a mane of long, flowing ebony locks. Instead she has a cock's comb of black unmanageable frizz, which can neither be straightened nor permed. She would try anything to have a cascade of blue-black anthracite crashing over her shoulders and pouring down her back, including selling her soul.Set in a time where the control a woman has over her body has been scientifically advanced, extended, and firmly protected by law, Dianna may finally have found the final solution to her self-esteem problem. She finds it in a simple cream rinse. She is happy with it until she hears about a process called 'The Tantalus System.' Two stumbling blocks stand in her way, Jo-lee, her hairdresser, and Alison Coney, her slightly twisted friend.

It's porn


8ec83a No.199034

File: 1454483150313.png (438.24 KB, 500x723, 500:723, CaRXRaPUYAAZRWG.png)

Post photoshooped images of him.


ea5d3f No.199050

>>199034

Wait.

Someone got so mad at this autist that they photoshoped his head onto a tranny getting fucked in the ass by a black guy?

Can someone tell me who made a shop? We may have another pig on our hands.


922296 No.199052

>>199050

Because someone spent 5 minutes in gimp?


873e84 No.199055

>>199050

I agree. The image is only funny if Kelly spergs out over it. Otherwise? Someone is trying way too hard to julay this guy, and that itself is lulzy.


fbe773 No.199074

>>199055

He's the biggest faggot on the internet, what do you expect?


b6c679 No.199086

File: 1454498767458.png (35.53 KB, 600x530, 60:53, 1453145157022-1.png)

>>199050

By this logic you could argue anyone that draws a comic about a subject is just butthurt over it rather than having a laugh.


a0413b No.199093

>>199086

>>199034

It may burn but we haven't seen any reaction by Kelly, yet.


873e84 No.199099

>>199086

>(18)

>not butthurt

lol

>>199093

This.

If Kelly takes the bait, then it's a funny troll. If he doesn't take the bait? Angry autists are wasting their time. Win-win.


b6c679 No.199128

>>199093

I'll reply to about anything on here.


01117e No.204268

>>189802

The devil is in detail here. Look at this:

https://soundcloud.com/user-894992162-743916421/jellykellyhatesgamergate

According to this, Kelly and his buddies are massive attention whores who hawk everything that could mention them. Just wait.


ea5d3f No.204392

File: 1457100931828.png (2.06 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, AndThenThere'sThisFaggot.png)

>>204268

Oh no. They trolled people.

Where are the lulz?

Saged due to /v/tard autism.


eb6195 No.204393

>>204392

>where are the lulz?

Right here http://archive.is/wVRTJ in that he'll be streaming "on the hour" and poking him with his father's hair sex novel >>189848 and his K-Y Jelly endorsement >>199034 in the chat should yield copious amounts of milch.


ea5d3f No.204394

File: 1457103353803.jpg (34.71 KB, 377x421, 377:421, FaggotDetected.jpg)

>>204393

We're not your personal army. Gators aren't fucking funny and I'm sick of their bullshit.

Go to >>>/ggrevolt/. They dig this shit.


eb6195 No.204398

File: 1457106414197.jpg (8.6 KB, 271x186, 271:186, osumo.jpg)

>>204394

>personal army

LOL. This is in theory a bovine board and when presented with a ripe female bovine you whine about gaytors. Either you're lactose intolerant or you're K-Y jelly yourself.


215a16 No.204402

>>204392

Typical lolcow behavior #1: A extreme craving for attention that has to be quenched no matter what.

Look at Nool: He had to come back and defend himself despite the fact that everyone knows about his failure and then attack everyone who smelled like detractor although the person posting is one of the few people who bend backwards to not be too judgmental over him.

Look at Chrischan: He had to vandalize Sonic Boom boxes despite the fact he kinda knew that it was wrong.

Look at kelly: He had to continue coming up with lame trolling schemes despite the fact that practically everyone here knows that he is a troll and that snippets that could bite him in the ass got leaked.

And aint it funny that you are hawking that thread since October? Sorry to tell you that, but Kelly's thread actually has cocks.


eb6195 No.204403

Here's the stream. https://youtu.be/fJIsL_WAU1I Looks like Rene is there, too (camel jockey revoltard who thirsts for GG women).


548aa6 No.204408

>>204398

>>204403

Post cocks from the stream.


215a16 No.204419

>>204408

One of us should do some cringing. Its a goddamn gang bang in there!

https://www.youtube.com/user/UJDaedalus/videos




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