/cow/ - Lolpigs

Also it replaces mïlk with julay. That's weird.

I was just thinking about him while watching youtube sex toy demonstration videos. this one within ten seconds, to be precise.

No one has been doing much to provoke him into doing anything since for whatever reason.

What kept the threads going was finding out new stupid shit about him and his sex doll. So all that is left now is to try and provoke him into saying cringe worthy shit online.

So I never visited these threads because they never seemed to go anywhere, can somebody give me a brief rundown on whats happened with Coffin?

>>175003

I missed the boat on this. Chelsea is her real name?

>>174995

That is a level of ass-kissing I would expect from a 12 year old. I approve.

>>174995

The most dedicated followers of this faggot were trying to ignore him. Partially to see how he would react and partially because I think many of us developed an unhealthy obsession with figuring out the truth about Ashleigh. The last thread is still semi-active despite auto-saging, or at least was the last time I visited it a few days ago.

Even though the fanclub was trying to ignore him, we won't be able to resist now that a new thread has started. I'll be back to talk about how much of a faggot Peter is later.

>>175028

Since the doll stuff? Let's see, the major events in no particular order are as follows……

>spergout

>write shitty medium thinkpieces

>act like a faggot

>spergout

>tweet unfunny cringey "jokes"

>upload more unfunny cringey youtube videos

>spergout

>jack off while watching his sex doll cuck him with a nigger

>giant spergout

>huge spergout

>general faggotry

>photoshop more pictures of Ashleigh

>spergout

>>174995

Unless the guy went into her neck and inhaled like he was doing a line of coke, she fucking complains about everything. Most likely, she was drowning in patchouli funk and the driver was trying to be nice because she ruined his fucking car.

Also, get a cab you fat cunt.

>>175167

Even if someone agreed with his politics, I have no idea how someone could support such a beta cuckold

>>174995

Hi Kimi

No new breads because you're not only unfunny, but boring. And don't creep on poor ol' Zoe.

>>175192

Pls point me to the lulz in that spergings, Ashleigh. They are generic retarded rants, the catfish gaslighting level is pathetic. No one ever took the job to read and reply to your latest essays, or archive and link them here.

Also, we know the "happy family" is a fabrication. You guys aren't even living together, and TN jsn't yours.

>>174995

We didn't make any new threads due to a combination of not wanting to give Coffin the satisfaction plus the fact that he's getting really boring

It was going really well until you fucked it up

>>175188

>>175198

Peter still provides some lulz here and there. His reaction to the season premiere of South Park was pretty fucking good. He was so butthurt and in denial. Just when you think he is all dried up, his retard brain makes him say some more retard shit and it makes the boring dry spells worth it. "Hurr durr, impossible South Park is criticizing Social Justice. Activate Olympic mental gymnastics! Oh noes, they ARE mocking Social Justice after all? Activate epic projection and call South Park fans butthurt!"

But yeah, Peter may not deserve a new thread or as much attention these days, but I am telling you he is not getting any satisfaction from us talking about him. His ego is too fragile to just ignore us. I'm not calling either of you Peter, but I have little doubt that even if /cow/ legitimately wants to stop discussing him for different reasons, Peter is going to pop up on the thread to shill for that idea. I bet my left nut that at least 1 of the anons who was pushing for a Peter boycott in the last thread was Peter himself.

He has become so emboldened by us ignoring him, that he had the nerve to tardsplain to Wu. Our little omega faggot is working on graduating to our little beta faggot.

>>175029

>I missed the boat on this. Chelsea is her real name?

Zoe Quinn? yeah, it was Chelsea van Valkenburg (-berg?), but she had it legally changed to Zoe Quinn sometime in the past year.

>>175212

>His ego is too fragile to just ignore us

That is one of the things that makes his entire life hilarious to me, he is unable to avoid reading something about him. I imagine when he was exposed with his fake GF he was reading every comment on the blogs calling him a loser.

>>175197

Everything you said is pretty much on point and for the record, I wasn't saying you were Kimi. I was asking if you thought OP was.

Like >>175212 said, he most certainly does not like the fact that threads like these exist and will drop in any day now to shill for the idea of us stopping. Refer to the last thread where I posted evidence of ol' Petey posting in the thread prior for about 2 weeks.

That's lulz right there.

>>175192

>MY DOLL WAS IN DANGER! GOOD THING I GOT THERE BEFORE GG/COW/NAZIRAPISTS

remember when he invited and encouraged us to check up on her name and room number at the hospital, and this is probably archived?

good times with me and petey.

>faggots bumping this thread

Jesus christ niggers, get a fucking life or some shit. At least put a fucking existing thread to 750 before making yet another generic uninteresting duplicate thread.

>>175212

Anything that couldn't have just been put in an already existing thread? No? I didn't think so.

>>175255

> he only has 7 patrons and never had much more, however it's not like it's some breaking news or something, we all know that the Internet doesn't make him money.

How much are his patrons paying him?

>>175255

our biggest weakness so far has been our unwillingness to do any kind of IRL legwork or even pay someone to find anything, sure 99.9% of us are nowhere near him but we're all so beta almost no one even wanted to call the hospital when that saga was going down, pretty pissweak given how easily a bit of IRL sleuthing could give more answers than months and months of conjecture.

>>175003

>fatty blowup doll

You joking with me right? Who needs a fat girl doll when real ones have to be avoided to not have sex with them?

>>175269

They managed to find out who Methwhale's patrons are (including Coffin), what their email addresses where, how much they pledged (Coffin pays her a dollar) and what the name was on the credit card (Coffin didn't use a credit card)

I'm sure we could find out similar information for Coffin if we knew how. Might provide a little bit of entertainment to find out who is so pathetic that they'd give Coffin money.

Holy fuck. This thread is a little unorthodox compared to the others. Peter, you did this?

>>175220

Yes, I'm 80% sure that OP is Kimi. Sage because fuck Kimi.

>>175260

>wanting to find his address and actually go there to find things out about an unfunny beta faggot

Don't you have a board you paid $10 to join to go back to? Gonna make a new Julay but for Peter instead of Chrischan?

>>175309

Wait, theres a board you have to pay for? use your words please, I have no clue what you are talking about with the second part.

>wanting to find his address and actually go there to find things out about an unfunny beta faggot

riiiight, you realize you are posting in the said unfunny faggot's thread and trying to find things out about him, right? "YOURE A FAG FOR WANTING MORE INFO" he said in the peter thread kek

>>175315

>goon pretending to not know about SA

>intentionally misreading points

>this desperate to keep the 25th thread on a failed lolcow going

>>175322

Correct, I was a goon … in 2007, before the cancer because of the cool photoshop contests, and I never went back. Please dont assume, it makes an ass of U and me

>>174995

What >>175049 said, and you fucked it up. One thing some anons (myself included) wanted to know in the last thread was if it would be Coffin who would start the new thread. From your writing style I would guess no, but if the mods sees fit to confirm this I would be grateful.

Also, is that a joke Peter is trying to tell in OP's Picture? I'm sort of regretting we decided to lay low — we clearly had a beneficial influence on his comedy.

>>175167

Sanders approves of Coffins Beta video.

>>175341

His understanding of female anatomy seems to end at "Boobs…hur hur." If not for the neck you could mistake it for somebody's hand in a Halloween themed giraffe sock puppet.

>>175339

>complains about being poor.

>wastes money on clothes for his doll.

>>175346

Maybe he'll be wasting more money on a new wig soon. Despite "her" hair looking exactly the same as it has for years Ashleigh has decided it's time to get a haircut. No idea how long wigs usually last but I bet it's seen some wear and tear. Wouldn't be surprised to find out that Pete was wearing it right now as he scans this thread.

>>175355

Ok, she still has stuffing in her bra but her tits look much bigger >>175339 in this picture. This bitch is a crazy. I think a lot of her apparent stiffness and the repeated angles, poses, and postures from shot to shot is because she spent a ridiculous amount of her life figuring out the exact angles, lighting, and poses she needs to use to make herself look decent in pictures. She may not be a doll, but she is like a selfie taking robot.

Who the fuck has Toilet Nigger by the way? Neither her nor Peter ever take pictures with him and Ashleigh and Peter are clearly not living together. Or maybe they are and their family is just this pathetic. I have a picture in my head of Ashleigh locking herself away in a room to spend 12 hours making another "perfect" selfie while Peter buries his face in twitter as he laughs to himself over his stupid jokes or with tears streaming down his face if he is in a baaawwww mood. Meanwhile, Toilet Nigger is underneath the kitchen sink playing with all the household chemicals.

If I were a drawfag and could do caricatures, it would be funny to sketch that scene and label it Coffin Family portrait. Peter would baawwww about that one.

>>175255

>Patreon leak

More than 7…

Wait, why is this popcap founder Jason funding these people? First this cunt is giving 500$ to randwhale, now 15$ to this assclown? What the hell?

Side note: Jonathan Mann is giving him one whole dollar. He also is retarded enough to have put in his address on his patreon.

>>175377

Who's Coffin's biggest donor?

>>175381

ur mom is u fucking fagt lol #tyced

>>175371

>>175395

This is why I'm still waiting for the kimi style reveal that hes a beta cuck living alone and this woman has little to do with him, because their story has so many holes in it eventually one of their friends is gonna talk or hes gonna say the wrong thing, get hounded by the internet and claim he was catfished by his live-in "proof" hes not a beta cuck.

I love how at the very least shes a literally crazy mother who fucked up her child's life because of her Icarus style vanity taking hold of her life and some obvious enablers in her life.

>>175345

> More like doobs amirite :P

>>175339

Does this whore ever leave the house?

Peter, I know it is difficult to bring the doll out in public, but holy fuck you are too obvious with this shit.

>>175381

Melissa at 50$.

>>175395

This was right before I started following Peter and I never read it before. Thanks for the lulz anon.

>>175457

Melissa who? Peter would be so butthurt if we convinced his donors to cut off hit pitybux.

>>175457

What's the average donation?

>>175058

Hipsters like Quinn are killing San Francisco. I know that we have a bad reputation on this board, but San Francisco liberalism has historically sprung from all sorts of American heroes.

The gay community was founded by prospectors and then made permanent by veterans. The labor movement was 99% white. Our intellectual salon culture was largely inspired by working class Italian immigrants. But none of these groups have been as powerful and disruptive (for christ sake, they revel in that word) as these trust fund hipster kids who seem to genuinely think that tax evasion and labor law violations are totally OK if it's them doing it.

>>175464

Duke. Unknown who it is in relation to Peter.

>>175468

You should be able to get the mean yourself, but the mode's 1$ or 5$, too lazy to count it. There are a few ones that reach the double digits which offset it and make him money.

BO IS NOW DELETING KIWI THREADS

OLD THREAD REACHED BUMP LIMIT,

BO NOW DELETING NEW KIWI THREADS.

/cow/ NOW KIWI SUBSIDIARY..

NEW KIWI THREADS GET YOU BANNED

DO NOT TRUST BO

>>175487

Fuck off /intl/

>>175473

>Duke. Unknown who it is in relation to Peter.

Is that all the information we have on her? Or can you not say because dox are banned on /cow/?

>>175508

This isn't /safespacehq/. If we had anything we'd share it.

>>175509

Ah, ok. I didn't think dox were banned here, but was second guessing myself because >>175457 didn't give the last name. Not that last names count as dox in the first place so I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.

Was Melissa R Duke, didn't notice the email, and name was listed as Melissa "D". Got email address, but dunno how much it would help.

>>175529

>that bridge joke that was too funny for them not to both skicker

>>175529

Yeah, that entire video is just atrocious. Peter mocks the guy for spending too little time on the internet. I'm sure he spends less time on the internet than Peter, but I really don't think that is a negative. Around 5:30 he stops to point out that

>"This is where I live with my wife."

Peter is very defensive throughout the video, and says that

>"…it may very well be a joke, but the entire thing is so cynical, mean-spirited and condescending that I will discard that possibility."

>>175529

>>175533

Don't forget you can still downvote a video where the thumbs down and up are hidden.

>>175531

I noticed that too. This is also the first time we have any evidence of them being in the same room with each other in a long, long time. I was convinced Ashleigh and Peter were separated.

Could it be? Is this a real relationship and Ashleigh actually has a sense of humor just as terrible as Peter? Women also tend to marry up, so god damn, just imagine how insufferable and awful Ashleigh must be IRL if she considers him to be a suitable husband.

I can't wait until Toilet Nigger is old enough to use the internet. Ashleigh and Peter have breed and fulfilled the prophecy. Toilet Nigger is destined to the The One. The ultimate cow who will never go dry and provide us with infinite lulz until the end of time.

>>175355

What miserable looking cunt does she ever smile?

Imagine being married to some sour faced Scot bint like that no wonder Petey sniffs around for twitter uggos not happy at home I guess.

Question is is she miserable by nature or has living with a deadend unfunny loser like Pete killed her sense of happiness?

>>175530

>Got email address, but dunno how much it would help.

Post it, it could help. If I do manage to find out who she is, I don't even really plan on doing anything with the information. I am just curious what type of person would give Peter 50$ a month.

>>175564

One thing is for sure, diversity consultants are not going to be in the budget anymore once these companies collapse down to their true values.

Apple is valued at around $650 Billion and all they do is sell overpriced toys to hipsters. Huge chunks of the internet have no business model or are monetized solely through ads that people don't click or simply hide in the first place. Moore's law no longer holds and computing power is fast and cheap enough that we no longer have a compelling reason to upgrade our phones and computers often. 4k TV prices plummeted quickly but many are still reluctant to upgrade from 1080p. Smartwatches have been a miserable failure. No one wants a new surround sound receiver so they can stick Dolby Atmos speakers in their goddamn ceiling. As far as consumer tech goes, they can't come up with new gadgets or improvements to current ones that are compelling enough to make the average person want to buy anything new.

Gaming is one of the few consumer tech industries that shouldn't be collapsing, especially with VR about to break out with the release of the Rift and Vive 1st quarter 2016. No wonder talentless SJW faggots want to take it over so badly.

>>175564

I honestly can't imagine what it's like to be this deluded. As much as I hate LA, I'm not deluding myself into imagining that the ailing movie industry is going to turn LA into Detroit or a ghost town or something.

If you're having these kinds of revenge fantasies against an entire city that you've never lived in, then maybe you should… I don't know… rethink things?

>>175564

It's not bursting. It's moving. Korea and the Midwest of America, which is strange but not unpredictable. Texas was the original. So it's not that strange that San Francisco wouldn't always be the center.

>>175617

Only time will tell.

>>175547

There's no reason to believe that's Braceface. It might even be some stock sound effect of a woman laughing.

>>175568

You could say they are going to make a monkey out of someone.

>>175620

> It might even be some stock sound effect of a woman laughing.

Never mind, she talks at other places during the video as well. Perhaps Peter asked her to stand next to him wile filming and make herself heard, to add some extra credibility.

Jump around some in the video in >>175533 while keeping an eye on the place where the walls meet — the camera is on a tripod. There is no reason for Braceface to be in that room (apart from to make an appearance for the sake of making an appearance) , Peter could handle the entire video by himself. Considering that he is the only actor in his video even when actually needs more people I find this a bit suspicious.

>>175611

What do we make in the midwest? I'm curious, admittedly only have a cursory knowledge of the topic, and somewhat ironically, I feel like less of an autistic having a conversation about it on /cow/ rather than Googling it.

And I know Korea's tech industry has exploded in recent years but aren't they just manufacturing consumer tech as well? Won't they suffer as well if consumer spending in America is falling? I would imagine we are Samsung and LG's biggest customers.

>>175617

This is not a coincidence. Lately many anons have mentioned the fact that we 100% believe Peter and Ashleigh don't live together. See, these thread are useful. Peter responds to us because he can't help himself.

>>175620

Possibly, it sounded pretty realistic though. She spoke in the second video too and it sure sounded like her. He could be paying her to send him recordings of her voice though. He probably has been paying her for recordings of her moaning and talking dirty so he can play it back and pretend it is coming from the sex doll.

"OMG, this feels so good, it's going so deep! Your cock is huge! Uhhh, ohhh, fuck me harder Tyrone. Fuck me like my cuck husband Peter and his tiny dick never could!!!"

Meanwhile Peter is furiously jacking off in the corner and Tyrone is freaked the fuck out by the faggot white boy watching who paid him $50 to do this.

>>175547

Maybe Toilet Nigga will surprise us and be totally contrarian to his parents like some people are.

Maybe he'll be conservative and place a lot of importance on doing well in school so he can get a scholarship to a good school and move the fuck away from his insane family. If braceface really is his mom and she really does have the disorders she claims to have she will be the kind of mother whose kids end up hating her. Peter, unless he changes a lot, is not going to be a father TN respects since he'll just spend all day arguing on Twitter instead of going to his son's football games or helping him with his homework or whatever.

This is assuming that Toilet Nigga is even their kid, which for his sake I hope isn't true.

>>175622

Punching a wall sounds a bit too aggressive for pansy Pete. Maybe he's got RSI from spending so much time at the keyboard but it's much more likely he's got wanker's cramp. All his twitter tranny pals must send him wild when he's deep into his nightly drinking session.

>>175623

All the dumb fuck is doing is proving that there's some sort of fraud taking place. Either UK benefit fraud or US visa fraud. Once again Pete's fragile ego forces him to self-kick his balls.

>>175632

Well, I know there has been some speculation about developmental delays and stuff like that but isn't he basically however old a toddler is supposed to be at this point?

Definitely correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not really a Coffinista like some anons. I can't remember what date the dubious birth certificate had on it.

>>175634

An otherwise healthy and non-neglected premature baby would catch up, anyway.

If he's someone else's kid he's fine, if he's theirs it's slightly more questionable since they aren't credible and I hesitate to believe anything they say, especially about Toilet Nigga since being a shitty parent is such a terrible stigma, without direct proof.

>>175636

Yeah, I have a lot of doubt about whether Toilet Nigga is real. The birth certificate looked like a forgery and Ashleigh's updates on TN always seem to be in response to us and in no way align to a healthy child's development. I mean, remember their missing pets? If they couldn't look after them then what hope for an actual baby? That's without even bringing fetal alcohol syndrome into the picture. That shit may be run of the mill in Aberdeen but everywhere else it marks you as a scumbag.

>>175627

Kansas City, anon, Kansas City.

[spoiler]You want to meet up at The Peanut and grab some wings?[/spoilers]

>>175632

IF you want to LOL at his timeline fails, the video he uploads a few days before his 'wedding' he strangely doesnt mention anything about the huge life changing event the whole 15 min video, nor any of the others before or after I could stomach. Lots of timeline fails in his youtube series.

>>175723

It doesnt mean it never happened, he could have recorded it months beforehand, but like, if your getting married to to a 10/10 totally not nuts girl and you are a showman like pete, you at least put a shout out if the event actually existed.

404, wedding not found.

>>175627

Believe it or not China is a huge and growing consumer of electronics, and Kansas City is attracting a lot of start ups due to the multiple fiber optic offerings. It's also a hub of pharmaceutical and medical research and development. Don't know why. Maybe it's the endless supply of test subjects. Obesity, gun shots, a surprising amount of sports related injuries, and a booming designer drug trade. Also it's historically been a test town for everything from McDonald's new products to tech and even television shows at one point. I think it's because people from KC are considered an "average sample" or some other industry bullshit. But hey, it got us Google fiber, and McDonald's pizza.

>>175727 http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4192653

And yet, this place does sort of suck.

>>175648

BBS lawnside. First round and appetizer plates on me. You have to try the boudon balls. Oh and the bbq Sunday is amazing if you throw a little da bomb hot sauce on top.

>>175550

It's not one woman. There have been two. Which leads me to believe he actually lives alone and pays girls to pretend to be his wife. I'm assuming he's babysitting that kid and perhaps is it's uncle. Maybe both girls were actually babysitters because Pete can't be trusted with the kid alone.

>>175729

Great, my hometown is going to be infested with either trust-fund kids or guys who will be wizards until they're 35. Can I drink myself into a coma yet?

>>175737

It is rated one of the worst dating towns in America. However this has little to do with the tech jobs. In fact the dating scene is improving. The movie theaters serve beer, the parks are being revamped and the restaurant scene is more than decent.Have you tried the American Grill? All that's missing are clubs that don't suck. Trust fund kids just bring money into the local economy. Frat boys on the other hand… Nothing ruins a good time like a drunk frat boy wanting to start a fight over some petty bullshit, because he thinks his bros have his back.

Trust fund kids are all right.

>>175727

>Believe it or not China is a huge and growing consumer of electronics

China's bubble just burst, dude, since September the government has sunk enormous sums of money into the stock market without being able to prop it up.

Also I don't know how you guys dont' realize "ashleigh is just off camera guise" is peter soundboarding. The new Ashleigh model post "surgery" gave him some clips as well as these entirely unconvincing photos.

not that anybody even cares, anymore. #PeterCoffinWasRight – he's a nobody.

I just can't bring myself to care about this loser anymore. I feel like he has devolved a lot since the ride began, he is pretty much the internet equivalent of the drunk guy in the park that babbles constantly about his perceived evils in the world. His julay has gone sour, it feels like he is going through the motions just like the wino. A broken man with no idea how to be better.

>>175801

Could you explain what this"millennial pledge" shit is?

>>175785

>I don't know how you guys dont' realize "ashleigh is just off camera guise" is peter soundboarding.

I bet he has recordings of dirty talk for when he gets busy with the doll.

>>175801

The sad faggot is in his 30s. His whole obsession with this shit is super creepy. A nearly middle-aged loser wanting to be down with the kids, he's one step away from hiding in bushes at the sides of playgrounds. Would it kill this clown to show some self-respect?

>>175801

Thanks Petey, hadn't you sperged at something that had nothing to do with you, I wouldn' have read this Erskine guy ever and boy, he is hilarious, insightful and -dare I say it- attractive. IE, everything you will never be.

>>175533

>>175811

Has he edited it? Otherwise, Peter cut off half the article in >>175533. He even ended his video by saying

>"I will not run up my credit cards." Really? That's what you're ending on? That's where it ends

but in the original article ithat's about the half way mark.

>>175921

kek. But no really, peter is a racist.

>>175921

peter, you are white.

>>175898

Does everything have to be so fucking fishy with this guy? Her face is oobscured again, inconsistent tits, no sign of Peter. FFS Pete, you could pose in the background and still obsure her trans face. You faggots really left each other, huh?

>>175924

it's like when white people go onto native reserves and get started at or treated harshly, they say "it was weird but I understand." White people are the only ones that forgive racism when it befalls them, and they're so fucking desperate to have other races as ornaments. People like Peter "it's ABOUT TIME we had a black woman president!" Why? How are black women automatically different than white women? is is genetics, peter?

>>175947

Seriously, this shit has got to end or these fucking SocJus lunatics are going to destroy what is left of western civilization.

>It's totally not important if our next president is competent, qualified, intelligent, or has any leadership skills. What IS important is that our next president is a black woman!

Black women on a whole are so loud, abrasive, and stupid that even black men want nothing to do with them, beyond getting their nut out every now and then. That should tell you something.

>>175952

He is Welsh or Polish on his mother's side. His mom is a methofist by checking her fb, he needs those oppression points somewhere.

>>175993

What a clusterfuck.

>>175898

Lol and this is supposed to help prove she's not a tranny? Peter, ya blew it.

>>175898

That's the most natural the breasts have ever looked. Still possible stuffing, and the hair color is off, so I don't think this is the same girl. The hair actually looks like a light brown or a dark blonde.

>>175952

But we have an Asian/pacific islander month. It's May.

>>176317

>That's the most natural the breasts have ever looked. Still possible stuffing, and the hair color is off, so I don't think this is the same girl. The hair actually looks like a light brown or a dark blonde.

If that's the case, maybe Peter took his $185 in pitybux and paid some gym trainer to pose at his house. He's so beta, the trainer would have nothing to worry about and it would be some easy cash.

>But we have an Asian/pacific islander month. It's May.

Like everything else Peter says, he says it without any prior research or desire to learn about anything that doesn't involve Peter Coffin. I am surprised though that Peter didn't know about Asian/Pacific Islander month considering he was dating a Japanese American model/comedian.

>>176326

>I am surprised though that Peter didn't know about Asian/Pacific Islander month considering he was dating a Japanese American model/comedian.

Who he represented with pictures of a Korean girl.

Coffin doesn't know shit about Asians.

>>176333

what the fuck is a softblock? Is peter talking about his dick?

>>176317

They don't look natural the size has shrunk yet again and that's a padded bra. The shape and lack of tits spilling out gives that away

>>176317

The hair does appear to be different. I suspect that all of Ashleigh's pictures in the foreseeable future that show her face will either see her in long sleeves or show that the tranny muscles have miraculously disappeared.

>>176333

Peter doesn't seem to understand that twitter is a public forum, which is weird considering that he seems to live on it.

Nice to see that he's dieting and exercising after we mocked his growing rotundness. Turns out we've had a positive affect on him. Would be funny if he started taking steroids. Roid rage might be what he needs to get back to premium cow status.

"That's racist!" I suppose it's easier to demonize a statement than actually address it. Intellectually dishonest and cowardly, that's our Peter.

>>176552

>I'm a comedian!

>I filter comments that have the word "funny" in them.

>lols no, that's jewtube's doing I don't actually read them and cry myself to sleep after hatefucking my realdoll.

Peter, having a thousand years worth of retardation between your ears doesn't make you a millennial.

>>176565

Lol. In her newest pic, she's looking more like a man than ever before. And why take a far out shot of her head and body and a close up of her tits in the same collage of photos when the close up of her doobs doesn't match the size of the other shots. Peter, you fucking retard. Tell her you're not going to wire her anymore money until she starts to get consistent with her tits.

>>176565

fuck's sake, the store one? it's a creep shot of a random girl. DONTCHA KNOW THAT HER HOLINESS SARKEESIAN SAID THAT'S LIKE TOTES WRONG?!

Simple. Peter Coffin became the anti hero we need, but not the one we want.

>>176605

>no matter how bad life gets

>I will never be peter coffin, chris chan, or anthony burch

>>176622

There but for the grace of God.

>>175993

>Hey guys!

>Dont look this up!

>NO SERIOUSLY DONT LOOK THIS UP teehee :)

>IM SERIOUS DONT LOO THIS UP

What are you 10 years old Petey?

>>176636

>implying pete's ever closed the /cow/ window since this started

seriously, hes probably these threads biggest posters.

>>176636

Why would he be surprised that comments directed to him are hostile? I thought there was an organised harassment campaign against him

>>176636

So Peter doesn't know we have public housing in the United States….

Okay.

>>176552

I live in Utah and just about anyone here can get a job assuming you can pass a drug test and not a complete fucktard. If you cannot do factory work(is not hard, but pays anywheres from $8.75 to $9.20 an hour depending on your shift), there are tons of call centers that are starting at 13 an hour including teleperformance and Triple A(assuming you can socialize with other fucktards over the phone without being the biggest fucktard).

If you are too lazy to get that call center job with filling out an application, places like elwood staffing and intermountain staffing will set you up 1-2 days after signing up assuming you can pass a drug test and can lift at least 30-40 pounds(Seriously a lot of older ladies are doing these things so come on now).

Hell they even let you pick any shift you want and you get weekends off. Like I said it is not the high end paying job, but we got decent schools here to learn a trade and employment is honestly great if you are going into STEM or nursing. You can even subsidize the low wages with welfare if need be.

I have worked these types of jobs and they are consistent and they pay weekly with direct deposit or a prepaid card if you choose.

BTW sorry if this seems like I was responding at you, instead of about coffin.

>>176782

the decent schools are very affordable too that require a monthly payment(which is very easily affordable)…..my god I sound like a shill…but yeah this is my experience living in utah for 5 years now. I live in the south since birth and it was….horrible…no public transportation or many job opportunities like they have here. Sure the mormon church has their hands in the law, but it is not as bad as many would think….and I say this as an atheist.

>>176782

>assuming you can pass a drug test

Has anyone ever explored that maybe Peter can't pass a drug test? With how shitty he's starting to look, I wouldn't be surprised. Any close shots of his arms?

>>175737

At least the Wizards will stay inside and leave you alone.

>>176565

lol, this retard tucks his shirts on the back. It's damm too obvious.

can you see it, folks, or am i the only one?

>>177149

Looks more like a small knot in the back of the shirt. I don't see what that has to do with anything though.

>>176834

Until one snaps and goes on a shooting spree. Kansas city includes kck and in Kansas you don't need no stinking permit to carry a gun. You also don't need a backround check to buy one on Craig's list or off Facebook. So pretty much every mother fucker has access to a handgun or 7.

Ok, Peter is confirmed for alcoholism and he's alone and he misses our attention.

>I have no energy to webm, a more talented anon, pls do.

>>177175

They used to tweet each other here and there before Peter dated himself. PhillyD actually used Peter's shame as a sensational headline for one of his vids but went easy on him by saying maybe it's true, maybe someone set him up.

>PhillyD also confirmed gay.

>>177200

Why did Pete make the black kid stand all the way to the left?

I don't recall him looking worse. 31 is too fucking young to look like that. This video is…wow.

>I'm going to write, post,respond and edit to show you how much I don't care about what you said about me.

>>177200

It was a good idea to do this, but I really don't think he has the skill to pull it of. He manages to do the jokes in a very whiny and self-flattering manner. Some of them don't even make sense: At 5:00 a comment says

>The only good part was when you were set on fire. It suits you. You wil look great in an oven.

Peter starts saying things like

>I mean … I hate to tell you … I thought it would be obvious to anyone watching the video … I'm not …

I thought he would actually say "I'm not Jewish", but no, he actually refered to being on fire. The comment didn't even have that as an assumption. If Peter was on fire, why put him in an oven?

As I said, though, this was not a bad idea, Peter. Try again. This time use comments from /cow/. That might be an interesting experiment, and trying different things is often a good idea.

>>177200

Wow. He really comes across as mentally unstable in this one. Now that we've lost interest in him he's moved his victim complex over to youtube where Weeknd fans are (correctly) telling him how shit and unfunny he is.

The tragic thing is that he didn't even manage one zinger. Telling somebody to move out of their parent's basement? Making "fun" of typos? Peter, if you consider that to be funny then maybe it's time for you give up the internet.

What happened to his health kick? He really looks like a fat alcoholic here. Peter, get help.

>>177200

>>177200

This was the first video by Peter I laughed at, because the insults directed at him were so brutal and right on the money. His come backs were predictably terrible and unfunny of course.

oh shit is this the guy that got owned by a teenage girl from china who he wouldn't stop harassing?

pretty funny that he's sucking up to sjws now

>>177313

Yeah I know lol I pretty much forgot about the guy but thanks to these threads and ED I'm still laughing

>>177287

>He really looks like a fat alcoholic here.

Hopefully that's just water in his hair, from him trying to maintain his Justin Bieber 'do, and not sweat.

>>177200

god his jokes are just so fucking flat. all stuff like:

Oh, this person says I suck? Well no, that would be my baby Harrison who sucks his pacifier. Try to be a bit better with adjectives

>>177204

>The second reason was to see how much more could Peter fuck his life up without us, the only people who ever truly gave a fuck about him.

>We're getting answers now.

This begs the question — does he know about this thread? I have a hard time believing he wouldn't check for a new thread at least once a week, but he is quite stupid. If not — when will he find out? Will he?

>>177200

>"I'm so not mad, I'll make a video showing how not mad I am!"

What ever happened to not feeding the trolls?

>>177352

Coffin never believed in it. I seem to remember him sperging about it back in the early days.

>>177397

Peter did start this thread. The writing style is the only proof, but…

>>177404

I don't know if it's worse that the sad fuck is working on a Phantom Menace video or that he's only a third of the way through. One more unfinished project to add to the pile.

>>177397

It's not just you, he's looking crazier all the time. What if we were the only thing keeping him sane? Also, he looks like the kind of guy to keep a piss jar by his bedside (that's assuming he hasn't sold his bed for booze or drug money).

>>177424

You must be 18 years old or older to post on /cow/

Guys, you need to stop.

He is a loser, yes, an hypocrite, yes, he made up a girlfriend a while ago and kept on denying it his entire life, yes. just like so much other people in the world who are also liars, hypocrites and will never accept their own mistakes. You sure have met some of them in your everyday lifes.

The truth is that he do has a wife, a real one who most surely has issues or somekind of mental disorder but you can't blame her, that kind of stuff comes at birth or since very early childhood. Maybe they don't have a healthy happy marriage but nearly 50% of marriages aren't perfect either, and most of the times you'll never know a couple's problems if you are not within their same circle of friends and family.

I'm sorry it didn't come out as he suffering alone in a dark corner of an empty house or that he isn't married to a fat ugly psycopath woman, since that's what most of you people keep on expecting, but the guy didn't even deserved any of that in the first place, not even back in 2011.

He did something stupid and pay for it with public shame. Nowadays he is not impersonating anybody again, he is just a bad comedian a maybe a really shitty person but anyway, he is living the consequences of all that as well. He doesn't have any major sucess, never has achieved aything beyond 16k that he didn't spent on himself, has a lower scale job, lives his life being offended by nearly any stupid event happening in the world. I think he has enough.

You really should stop wishing bad things to happen to him, his wife or his son. If any of you people are living a more fullfiling life than theirs, then you may stop following this guy's life.

>>177527

He had been left alone, and then he came and made a shitty new thread.

Nobody wishes harm on him. If anything, most anons tend to give him insightful advice that he disregards.

Now, the "has a wife and kid" is still doubtful.

>>177527

Lol the way this is written reminds me of that Asian sock puppet Peter made on Twitter a couple months ago.

Peter will never be happy for the rest of his life.

>>177527

>You really should stop wishing bad things to happen to him, his wife or his son.

No one is doing this to you, Peter. The recent campaign to turn the hate into views won't work either, that shit only works when you have people to defend you.

One more thing that's particularly interesting… with his latest video he identified his fan club as the youtube commenters/shitposters. Is he trying to distance himself from 8chan? Is he gonna gonna "discover" 8chan one day and say something like "oh look at these people who I certainly have not interacted with before! haha! i will ignore them" in order to save face?

>>175271

>Who needs a fat girl doll when real ones have to be avoided to not have sex with them?

People who prefer fat girls and somehow can't manage to have sex with a real one, I guess.

>>177545

>Healthy Identity enjoys media, while unhealthy identity depends on media.

Says the idiot who is addicted to twitter and the internet. Peter sure does enjoy coming out with these moronic phrases. When will he understand that he's too much of a retarded laughing stock to be a guru?

It's also kind of weird that he's bitching about evil Whole Foods but his beloved Walmart gets a free pass. Maybe he just feels out of place at Whole Foods with his man-tits wobbling down the aisles.

Funny that he hasn't mentioned the latest anti-SJW South Park episode. Maybe he was just humiliated too much last time. Judging from his last video he's obviously still smarting from the NY Post article. It must be killing him. Is this the first time that Pete has ever exercised self-control?

>>177527

Tell us more

>>176565

>Screen Shot 2015-10-16 at ….png

Pick up an anatomy book and look at the female body and have a good lol at how fucking crooked and deformed her tits would be if that wasn't just all padding. Her photos are human defiant art animu.

>>177527

Stop what exactly Peter? No one on /cow/ has made any effort to mock you outside of /cow/ since your South Park sperg outs and medium article. That was well deserved mockery and twitterfags did most of it anyway. All you need to do is not come on /cow/ and you can pretend we don't exist. For all intents and purposes, we won't exist to you. Believe it or not Peter, there are not undercover /cow/ secret agents behind every mean tweet you receive and every negative comment on youtube.

>>177656

Peter's like Beetlejuice except you only have to say his name once for him to appear

>>177527

"The truth is that he do has a wife…"

Wow. Peter's losing it.

>>177665

fucking kekìd hard

>>177745

trips confirm: Peter admited to not being jewish.

>>175003

Is this for guys who are stuck in relationships with healthy woman but have a bbw fetish? I'm totally not getting the marketing strategy here.

>>177771

Damn it /pol/. This isn't the place for your political commentary. That's what YouTube is for.

>>177771

>not even a bad rant

>ruined by le Jew meme XD fam

>>177786

He probably didn't even have a bris. He was raised Catholic, his mother's family are Catholics from Poland. There's nothing Jewish about him.

>>177780

The Jew meme wasn't the point. It just illustrated the point I was trying to make, that he thinks he is some great free thinker but he is too oblivious to realize what is really going on.

Replace "student" with "Peter" and the Jew teacher with figures representing the liberals in MSM, entertainment industry, and education system. Change the title to "Meanwhile, on Twitter". Change the rant to something spergy he said once, and that could be pretty funny actually.

But yeah, I debated whether to use that picture or not because it is a meme that doesn't belong on /cow/ and the specific message in the picture wasn't the point, but I did it anyway.

I failed you /cow/. Apologies and nice quints >>177777

>>177786

I never really looked into this topic in detail, but I thought that being Jewish could be referring to it as a religion or an ethnicity, depending on the context. From what I remember, Peter started saying he was Jewish because he looked up his genealogy and there was a touch of Ashkenazi Jew way back. Just the fact that distinctions can be made between Ashkenazi Jews and Sephardic Jews means it has to be an ethnicity in some sense, right?

But yeah, Peter is full of shit and says he is Jewish only because Jews are stereotyped as being funny and he needs some oppression points. He knows damn well he is being completely facetious when he says it. He wasn't raised Jewish, no one see him as Jewish (no Peter, you have not ever once been discriminated against for your "Jew" nose), and the only reason he knows he is Jewish is because he researched his genealogy. He literally is doing the exact same thing as the "1/64" Navajo.

>>177745

Pete is really into "engagement algorithms". Does he actually believe he isn't a famous youtube star because of the technology behind it? Does he really think people will like his videos because some morons, who don't know what addblock is, will pay ten bucks a month to watch youtube videos?

>>177786

I got blocked from his blog for pointing this out. He even whined on twitter about it and said it was racist to say something like that.

>>177744

You fucked up. You didn't shop the writing on the spine

7/10 for effort

>>177796

>Pete is really into "engagement algorithms". Does he actually believe he isn't a famous youtube star because of the technology behind it? Does he really think people will like his videos because some morons, who don't know what addblock is, will pay ten bucks a month to watch youtube videos?

Sounds like Peter. Forever in denial and blaming his failures on others. "Peter do think I'm funny, I know it! Google's algorithms just aren't right yet so I am not being exposed to a wider audience!"

>I got blocked from his blog for pointing this out. He even whined on twitter about it and said it was racist to say something like that.

I Googled it because I was curious and got a lot of clarification on the topic.

Yes, there is a basis for classifying the Jewish people as a race or ethnicity. Jews share enough genetics that are unique to their people so as to fit the definition of a race or ethnicity.

BUT Jewish identity is also rooted in the Jewish religion and Jewish culture. Many Jews dislike the idea of Jews as a race because they view themselves as Jews due to religion and culture alone, and the idea of Jews as a genetically separate group evokes the idea of the goyim seeing them as a genetically separate group that is just begging for another shoah. So, Peter going around Twitter calling himself Jewish simply due to having a distant Jewish ancestor while never having anything to do with the religion or culture his entire life, would be deeply offensive to many Jews.

There has got to be a Rabbi on twitter we can get to call him out on it……..

>>177795

Peter claims to be Jewish because his mother's maiden name is Dombrowski and he's gotten it into his head that this is a Jewish surname (which it's not, he's confused it with another, similar sounding name) so he must be Jewish. This is the entire basis for his supposed 'Jewish' ancestry. He didn't ask his parents about it, he's never tried to trace his genealogy or do a DNA test or any kind of research on the subject, his entire claim to Judaism stems from one brain fart he had around 2009.

We wrote a whole section dedicated to his Trans-Judaism on the ED page.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Peter_Coffin#Trans-Judaism

>>177803

Oh wow, yeah you are right. My memory on why he claims to be Jewish got twisted somehow. The legitimacy of his claims are even worse than I had stated.

>>177803

Oh wow, yeah you are right. My memory on why he claims to be Jewish got twisted somehow. The legitimacy of his claims are even worse than I had stated.

>>177786

I wonder if Pete claims to be Jewish because he thinks it'll provide him with an in to the entertainment industry. He probably thinks he's

halfway in if he's a Jew. Pity that he fails on the half that's about talent and likeability.

>>177791

Merchant aside, you were right on the money. His "buy the cow" thoughts are the kind of confused gibberish that make me think that Pete doesn't bother to proof read. One draft and he posts his philosophic thought before reclining cocksedly, completely oblivious to it's logical flaws and how anybody might perceive it.

>>177825

He probably claims to be jewish for oppression points.

>>177842

When he first found out he was excited to start making jew jokes.

>>177745

>>177786

>JUDAISM IS NOT AN ETHNICITY.

To be fair, while judaism can refer to the religious group, it can also refer to the racial group to which that religion is (almost) exclusive.

>>177777

>>177780

>Getting triggered by our greatest ally

If a joke is told alongside an argument which is in no way contingent on the joke, why dismiss the argument because you didn't like the joke.

>>177745

>Metafor involving cows and julay

Is Peter speaking directly to us with this one?

>>177832

Just so you guys know, Peter had Star Wars spoiled for him about 12 hours ago on twitter. There were major script leaks already if you aren't aware. I won't post the tweet that he received though, just in case anyone here cares about not having it spoiled.

Just watch out for salty tweets from him about it.

>>177841

I've got a plan to resolve this one. I'll set it in motion sometime this weekend.

>>177908

>durr spoilers

You don't even need to be a /pol/lack to know _Han dies at the end.

>>177825

It's not that there is a real racial preference for Jews as actors. Hollywood was founded by Jews because at the time acting was considered a disreputable pursuit by Christians, who also happened to love being entertained. Just as they loved to get loans. It was something a Jew could do. In the Jewish community it wasn't looked down on as a profession. Athletic pursuit in the place of intellectual on the other hand…well to be a Jewish boxer you had to change your name for your families sake.

Peter claiming to be Jewish would not give him an advantage over the next Joseph Gordon-Levit or whatever. He's certainly not a late blooming Lenny Bruce either. He was raised on Jackass and the pressure to join the football team, not make the school play. Was he ever even in a school play?

>>177908

Disney making a Star Wars movie can only end in disappointment and tears. They are not known for respecting artistic integrity. Major back seat drivers. They'll probably change parts in response to reactions on Twitter.

>>177918

If only he was born fifteen years earlier, he might have been able to have his own local-affiliate kids show.

Anyone remember Toppers Clubhouse? Peter's almost as funny as he was.

>>177934

There are two kosher cooking channels in my cable line up and I live in fucking Missouri. I'm sure that there is a channel which Peter could get on. Maybe if he "found God" he could get a show on one of them evangelical channels.

>>178082

Dat thigh gap. Absolutely disgusting and yes, I knew Peter wanted to try to drive that home.

>Look, my "wife" and I at one point wore the same pants. We're totally living together! I just didn't have time to take a family photo due to my busy schedule.

>>178070

Wow, what a giant faggot.

>>178070

>My next video will be about people who spend time making fun of teen on tumblr

Wow, this faggot is such a beta that he defends whiny tumblr retards? Even the most prominent sjws don't outright defend that shit. Hell, even the creator of tumblr hates it.

>>178070

>I could see you in an Adult Swim cartoon

Peter in, say, Rick and Morty? I could also see that.

>Conservative papers like the New York Compost want to go after Star

The New York Compost? I think Peter is still a bit salty. Besides, if NYP is only one of many conservative papers doing this, why does Peter keep picking on them instead of offering more examples?

>Attaches several of his own tweets @nypost in case

>That first pic

He looks likesuch a manchild

>>178230

Ugh, is it's face more shaved down? It needs to hide it's hands. We don't need anymore ammo. As much as I don't believe that Peter lives with anyone, this would be the facial expression one would wear if they were fucking peter coffin.

>>177791

Apology accepted. It would be a shame for this board to succumb to the poltard cancer that it seems every board has caught now.

>>178257

>accepting an apology for being an over sensitive bitch

pathetic tbh

>>178070

What the fuck is going on in that pic? That man is only 31? Looks like he's at least in his early 40s.

>>178230

Honestly, at this point, WB, based on those pics.

Could someone tl;dr me on the current situation? Is it confirmed he has a doll ashlay doppelganger? Is she a confirmed tranny?

>>178226

>I didn't want to respond to this right away but has anything been set in motion?

Nah, I was sick as fuck this weekend and didn't have the energy to go near the internet. My plan isn't exactly super clever or anything anyone else couldn't think of, I'm just minimizing the odds of King Cuck doing damage control ahead of time. With that in mind, I should probably just say it is near the top of my to-do list and I will set it in motion at some unspecified time in the very near future.

>>178257

I gotta admit that for the last couple years at least, even back on cuckchan before the exodus, /pol/ has been the board that I most often frequent. That being said, you have a legitimate point when it comes to the merchant, in that when boards start letting their unique memes spill over into other boards too much it can homogenize the entire chan. This is inevitable up to a certain point but a responsible citizen of a chan should remain aware of this fact and take care to preserve the unique culture of each individual board.

This is directly analogous to the reasons why America and all western nations need to close up their borders and why whites should not race mix with shitskins. See, /pol/ is always right :)

>>178230

I want to see ONE, just ONE natural looking picture of Ashleigh. Not the same old careful set of stiff poses. Peter, show us a single candid shot of Ashleigh playing with Harrison with a big smile on her face and a complete disregard for posing for the camera.

Seriously, is anyone looking at her endless selfies where she does the exact same poses over and over again except for us? Thirsty dudes on tumblr aren't even looking at them, seeing as she never shows any skin due to the fact that her tits are clearly not real.

>>175543

holy shit i wrote that trolling peter. he never replied.

>>175640

>The birth certificate looked like a forgery and

it wasn't a birth certificate. it was a certification of live birth. the difference? the later isn't authenticated by a doctor or medical professional, and anyone can get one.

>>178463

Coffin's was typed. Live Birth certificates are handwritten, seeing as that's what you fill out when the child is born.

>>178471

A birth certificate is usually a generic term for both a certificate of live birth and a certification of live birth. However, generally, when people say "birth certificate," they mean a certificate of live birth. The certificate of live birth provides very specific information about the person's birth, i.e. the person's name, the date of birth, the hospital of birth, the parents' names, their occupations, etc. However, the certification of live birth leaves out all of the details and is merely verification that one was born in a particular state so that one may qualify for a social security number or to attend school. In other words, it serves the same purpose as a certificate of live birth in that it verifies that one qualifies for various privileges granted those who are natural United States citizens.

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/dvs/birth11-03final-ACC.pdf

http://www.myvitalrec.com/birth-certificates/99-birth-certificate.html

http://www.ehow.com/about_5682636_certificate-vs_-certification-live-birth.html

>>178595

>I might well be wrong but didn't the certificate Peter show lack a holographic stamp which it would've had if genuine?

No, you are correct. Peter's lacked the stamp (or any kind of verification for that matter).

>>178597

>>178595

couldn't even watch this garbage. he is trying to sound like Rick from Rick and Morty.

What a fucking hack. Didn't he just recently call out other comedians for being unoriginal?

PETER, it is time to clean the cum out of your doll.

>is what made /cow/ so popular

its also what almost killed /cow/ and turned it into complete cancer for a few months

>>178597

>>178595

Ok, here is my review. It is cringey and completely devoid of lulz, but that should go without saying. What is really annoying is that he completely misses the point, which again, this is Peter so that should go without saying as well.

Peter, adults are painfully aware they would be laughed at if our teenage selves had the ability to immortalize our selfies and thoughts on social media for all time. Thank god there is no photographic evidence of me wearing JNCO jeans. People rage at tumblrtards more than laugh, because their method of rebelling goes far beyond a fashion statement or choice of music. Teenage rebellion today is outright delusional and an entire generation of children are growing up thinking that the plethora of imagined sexualities and genders they have invented are legitimate. We are raising a generation of degenerates obsessed with their genitals. They are convincing themselves that they are oppressed and that their race and gender matters more than how much effort they put into their endeavors in life. It is cool to decide you are a transsexual and take hormones to change your gender.

It was easy for me to take off those JNCOs and grow up. It will be impossible to reverse the damage done to a boy who takes estrogen for years or god forbid, cuts his dick off. Kids who have drunk the social justice kool-aid will be useless in the real world because they have been indoctrinated into a world view that is false and untenable. All the while, assholes like you encourage and enable their delusions. It is just plain wrong and you are a detriment to humanity Peter.

>>178667

>I love everything about my wife's body

Even her penis and flat chest after she takes the stuffed bra off? kek

No, seriously though, how does someone not see there is something majorly fucked up about the SocJus "community" that saying you love your wife's body could be seen as a somewhat controversial statement?

>>178670

>ranting about corporations "selling sexism" and not realizing that feminism is being pushed from the top down to make the internet a safe space for female consumers and flood the labor market to drive down wages, making you nothing but a useful idiot that works to benefit multi-billion dollar multi-national corporations.

Stay clueless Peter.

>>178779

Nothing really happened, Peter was sperging out on Twitter as usual, talking about current sjw topics, and trying to belong. You know with those oh so deep rants about politics and behaviour of older people and conservatives. But even his own kind, he is tweeting at, is ignoring him. He is still trying to be a successful youtube comedian and is failing miserably, with his videos getting like one or two thousand views in a month. He even tried to be a let's player, but his videos only got like 20 views on average, so he stopped that. He also announced he is going to write a book about video games and is going to develop an indie game. Non of that was ever heard of again. Only interesting thing that happened was when we realised Pete is hanging out in this threads, and is indirectly communicating with us over Twitter. No, really, it can't be a coincidence that he is posting about stuff that we talked about, or accused him of just hours ago. Otherwise we had already lost interest in him and stopped posting about him, till someone opened this thread. Some believe it was Pete himself. Has Pete won? Definitely not, whether his wife is real or not, he still is a loser working two full time jobs, and is failing at everything he touches. That's really all I can think about now.

>>178781

Peter, if you're reading this, hold this L. Someone just recapped a good portion of your last year in a few paragraphs. You're not beyond saving though. Close down twitter, all social media accounts and try to make some real friends outside. If you can give this thing up, this whole failed experiment you call life will begin to fade away and maybe you might even learn how to have fun again.

>>178779

>animated .jpg

>(1)(1)(1)

>the actual cocks

what the fuck is going on with that pic

>>178919

Well everyone, Peter is actually in here and is spergin' the fuck out on twitter. Now would be the time to talk to and confront him before he runs away like he when he had his Reddit AMA.

I'll go first.

>Peter, why do you never have a normal family photo? You, Ashleigh and poor TN are plastered everywhere by you so please don't say, "I don't take family photos to protect them". Obviously not the case.

>>178935

He basically broke down and decided to finally admit that he comes here and screen-shotted this thread as proof that he should be on their harassment panel or whatever.

>We've been through some scary shit and there's a long way to go for @swsw to show they care about this issue after their handling of it.

O rly Pete?

I'm just imaging Peter pushing a father who's daughter just committed suicide off the stage because he thinks his fee fees are most important.

It would be a grand opportunity tell the world that the whole Kimi thing was never him but a smear campaign developed by Xiaxue because she was jealous of his twitter popularity or some garbage like that. Or throw manhands under the bus for something she didn't do.

>>178940

>Peter Coffin runs onto the SXSW stage and screams "Look how funny I am goddammit!" right before leveling a .38 at his temple

>screen cuts to black

>gunshot heard

>"Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall" begins to play

>directed by Gus Van Sant

>>178943

Toppest of keks!

>>178919

>used SEO to make false information dominate my search results

Wait, what? Is he really blaming /cow/ for his google search results? And what false information?

>>178923

He really likes the room number story, can we PLEASE get the cap of his patreon or whatever inviting skeptical people to call the hospital to confirm there was an ashley burt in room whatever? If someone could tweet it at him too that would fill up my schadenfreude quota for the day.

>>178943

fucking lol'd hard at that oh shit my sides

>>178919

God damn, I am a pro at triggering Peter. Whenever I take the time to write a proper long form criticism of something he does, he spergs out or deletes it and fumes.

I should open a Patreon account. I promise timely criticism of every one of Peter's videos and every medium article he writes IF my Patreon funding remains higher than Peter's.

I'm just kidding, but honestly, imagine how butthurt he would be if someone was getting more donations to criticize his stuff than he does for creating it.

>>178943

Fucking hell anon, what have you done with my sides you maniac!?!?!?

That song. Holy shit, it paints a perfect picture.

Thanks anon, heartiest laugh I've had in weeks.

>>178967

loll, did he change the colors to make it look like a youtube comment?

>>178967

Even Pedo Jef Rouner came out to comment on that one.

>>178967

They are laying into me HARD. I love it. Keep it coming Peter.

Peter if the point of your "sketch" or "short" or "shitheap", whatever you call them, was to tell people to leave tumblrtards alone you failed miserably. This "shitheap" focused exclusively on making the older man look like a fool, not on convincing the older man why the kids on tumblr are NOT fools. Yes, these are different things.

And you miss the point I was making about comparing wearing JNCOs to cutting your dick off. I wasn't saying that these decisions were equivalent or equally as important. I was saying the exact opposite, you dense motherfucker. My core argument was that teenage rebellion today is not comparable to the relatively harmless JNCOs.

YES, there are kids out there convincing themselves that they are pansexual or transgender because it is the new form of teenage rebellion. How could there NOT be Peter? It's one thing to be accepting of alternate sexualities and genders, it's another to promote, endorse, and glorify them. Sorry, hetero-normativity is reality. Nature didn't have room for human sexuality to incorporate thousands of special snowflake sexualities and genders Peter. B-b-but muh social constructs? Fuck off with that nonsense and take the closely related "blank slate" pillar of feminist faith along with it.

I won't waste time going on further. On another related topic, who thinks Peter is the one that posted the video here? He admits in his tweets that he was "baiting" us with this video.

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The video

>>178595

>>178597

2 Ashleigh bashing posts

>>178230

>>178082

Was Peter smart enough to learn to blend in if he wants to post unnoticed? He probably enjoyed bashing Ashleigh in a couple of posts. Good excuse to let out some pent up anger and resentment toward the wife that doesn't enjoy private displays of affection. He even took the time to make a webm copy of the video. He probably figures that makes him blend in too, because no one can accuse him of being Peter and posting the youtube link for clicks.

What was he trying to achieve by "baiting" us with this video though? I don't get it. So his crew of mental defectives can call us bigots? Yawn, get some new material SocJus. No one cares.

>>179004

That was me. I'm also >>177287. My ID changed but I can promise you that I'm not Peter. I've been here since thread one but this is the first time I've ever been accused of being Peter. Thanks for triggering me shitlord! Having said that I think that it's totally possible that he's been posting in these threads for a long time.

>Good excuse to let out some pent up anger and resentment toward the wife

I think that self-loathing is more Pete's style and he expresses this in things like his alcoholism and latest vid where he tries to porn scorn on aging man-children.

>>177287

Are you saying that if you were Peter you wouldn't choose to be an alcoholic? He's basically a real life version of Doug from TV funhouse, but without the anipals. Just a clueless straightman who thinks he's a comedian.

>>179009

Probably that its 1 step away from necrophilia?

>>179015

I'm not sure if that would actually be more or less creepy. I suppose it depends on how they obtained the body and its former relationship to the person in question.

>>179018

Forgot to embed.

>>179022

>he did say that, right?

He did. Then he tried to claim he didn't. I think we have it archived somewhere.

>>179083

Ammend that to say the animate objects and that's every Saturday after thanksgiving for me. At least the dolls can't parrot political opinions.

>>179007

Yeah, if I am right and Peter is learning from his past mistakes, this is exactly what Peter would say. Isn't that right Peter?

Nah, I'm fucking with you anon. Peter never learns from his past mistakes which is why I am inclined to believe you and say he didn't post those videos here.

>>179017

Anon, trust me, the JNCOs didn't prevent my awkward introverted 14 year old self from getting his penis touched. There were MANY reasons I was vagina repellent throughout puberty and JNCOs were the last of them.

If only those JNCOs could have stopped my uncle from touching my penis……………………

>>179083

>I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this was directed at you anon.

Yeah, most likely that is directed at me. I find it deeply ironic that such a comment comes from a "man" who belongs to a "community" that is consistently triggered by the rampant misogyny and bigotry which they discover in utterly asinine shit.

>>179117

The funniest unintentional comedy from Peter Coffin is that nobody he fawns over (like Filthy Frank, Philly D or Dawkins) ever gives him the time of day.

That and virtually nobody retweets his dumb fucking one liners or the attempts to shill his videos.

I'll never stop being amused by a broken headed manbaby screaming "NOTICE ME" as it echoes into the dark void of the Internet.

>>179117

Ever think maybe the pants were sending him the wrong signal?

>>179140

We feed his victim complex, which fattens his bank account. He needs to say these things.

>>179202

I still picture the movie being directed by David Lynch.

>>179140

Holy shit there is some solid autism in that last post of his. Does he not get that the whole point of the article is pointing out that the idea of "cyber violence" is a fucking joke because Trump gets the most shit but clearly isn't bothered by it?

>>179246

For his next scam to work.

If getting his fee fees hurt is the price of freedom, then he doesn't want us to be free.

>>179249

He's gotta figure out how to get more cosmetic surgery money so ashleigh wont have to stuff her bra so much and he can get her awkward joint surgery so she can look even MORE like a doll in their creepy pictures posing around the house in front of mirrors.

>>179256

I'm pretty sure he just traded in for a younger hooker. Plastic surgery doesn't heal that fast. He wants us to believe he married wolverines daughter.

>>179273

After 2 weeks it would still be swollen, all the way to her forehead. Have you ever broken your nose? Surgery is worse.

>>179273

I have had 4 major surgeries in the past 8 months, I understand recovery, and cosmetic nose and lip surgery is nowhere near as invasive as you think.

>>179276

I mean

>>179275

>>179276

Well it also wouldn't change her jaw brow and eye shape. So unless it was a lot more extensive than you claim, I'm going with he changed girls. Sister maybe.

>>179281

Thats cool, your opinion and all over this ambiguous shit, but we have been over this A LOT and the consensus is its the same grill, was her voice ever recorded pre-surgery? I seem to remember hearing her terrible pseudo-accent before surgery, which would pretty much confirm its her.

>>179283

It would be like impersonating Chris Chan. Not that hard. It's been done.

I am very confused about Peter. His entire existence is like a schizophrenic episode.

>>179273

>pete actually gave a live account

No he didn't. You just imagined that

>>179300

Yes, he did, as in he gave live updates like "oh she can eat now so she's making cookies" twitter bullshit every now and then for a couple weeks.

>>179295

Or maybe it's just proof that reality is weird. It's not like your just imagining everything. Like a person in a coma. Wake up man, Peters wife is real.

>>179309

Peter pls.

>>179304

Most of which came way to early for the work she had done, cosmetically off otherwise.

Peter pls.

>>179405

>peter looking simultaneously like a stereotypical old pedo and a toddler

No its a good look petey, makes you look distinguished, stick with it.

>>179394

I dont get why people cant understand how non-invasive plastic surgery is, especially these days. She had her nose chipped and face stapled up, she wasnt exactly in a bacta tank for a month.

I've figured it out. I've figured out how Peter can become famous.

He just has to do something really bad. Like, with serious effort to make it good by his standards but it falls flat on the face. Something like Tommy Wiseau's The Room.

You're welcome pete, start working

>>179440

The Room was amazing because it wasnt self aware, I read the book it was natural, peter is a cringe worthy idiot who would just fill a project with memes and SJ propaganda trying to get his patreons back.

>>179413

Because those completely change the shape of your jaw. If it is the same person, they had at least their lower jaw broken and reset