/cow/ - Lolcows (Buffalo Barbecue Cream!)

Well If I am one of those that cared, I would evaluate what the hell got the attention of /cow/ in the first place and try NOT to do that. Remember the harder you try, the more you will fail

>>175905

Go to bed rera.

Depends, but ordinarily I'd say don't feed the trolls. Unless the trolls is autphag, then you just btfo him.

>>175932

>>175910

The OP is very likely the same guy as the OP of this thread on /v/

https://8ch.net/v/res/6499143.html

He's pretty notorious and people were saying to get him on /cow/. This looks like a post he'd make.

>>175944

What are you afraid of, Zydramir? Post your steam info too.

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STEAM_0:1:16798246

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[U:1:33596493]

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76561197993862221

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zydramir

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public

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November 2, 2007

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Zydramir

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not set

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online

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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197993862221

>>175944

>people don't like me.

>something is wrong with THEM.

I felt bad about the bullying till I read the pastebin.

Rera if you're reading this you're being a massive faggot I recommend you disconnect from the internet and grow up a little because you clearly don't understand that people don't like YOU and how you act not for no reason but because you think the world owes you something or that you're special in some way.

You aren't.

You're human.

You'll likely die alone and miserable if you don't try to reflect on your actions and life and try to grow as a person.

Sage for life advice

>>175949

Nice dynamic IP Rera

>>>/v/6503221

>>175954

Most people these days have dynamic IPs, yeah.

>>175949

It wasn't really important, but whatever. People will find my unhealthy amount of hours with Crusader Kings 2. Maybe someone will add me and play videogames.

Bravo.

>>175951

I felt badly about it too, and I was really trying to be sincere and tell him things. He threw it back in my face.

Feels ambivalent man.

>>175956

I'll add you as a steam friend just to spite the immature cunt after I get back from my walk.

>>175905

shut

DOWN

EVERYTHING

>>175941

This guy is a complete retard, holy shit.

…I did, once. Twice actually, but they don't know both times it was me (or if they do they've let me slip quietly back into anon.)

The first time the IRC was just being dicks and desperately looking for someone to cannibalize. The second time I was in the middle of a nervous breakdown and it was completely and totally my fault.

In any case, don't post any information that could be used to dox yourself. Never namefag, don't do embarrasing/stupid things online and even if you did get doxed the dirt would be useless and the threads would end up looking like personal army requests. I responded honestly to the threads, and I made myself far too boring for interest in discussing me to be sustained. It's really that simple. Don't get mad, never fucking get mad. That's really it.

-Be an adult.

-Don't get mad.

-Don't namefag.

-Don't do stupid or embarrassing shit online.

-Be boring/normal.

If you can't stick to that, well… just stay away from /cow/ for a couple weeks. Cows who don't produce julay don't get discussed.

>>175980

You've described the opposite of the OP with your bullet points.

>>175953

Hey I remember that thread

>>175905

It'd try to get banned. I've had several anons ask if there were threads about me on here; but I suppose I'm just not lulzworthy enough to Julay.

But if I did find a thread about myself here; I'd shitpost in it until I was banned. Then; I'd laugh, screen cap it and post it to /pol/ and /baph/ to see how many bans I could pick up in one day.

>>175953

>>>Posted elegant little flower unironically…

Make it dance some more!

Well, as someone who was posted on here and the kiwi farms, I just ignored it and it went away. Fearless leader Null and this KiwiSS didn't even have accurate information on me. I just pretended that they did and went along with it so they wouldn't dig further. The funniest thing was that random guy on plenty of fish that looked absolutely nothing like me yet they claimed it was me.

I was once a 7chan lulzcow. It was incredibly embarrassing because my underaged nudes were posted, but I was eventually forgotten once I stopped making a scene.

>>175905

Join in on the lulz, chucklefuck.

>>175905

Don't listen to these faggots, buddy. A well thought out post will soon have them eating their words. Just point out why they're wrong and they're sure to come around!

>>177091

thanks daddy!!! <33

>>177002

So there was cp about you? That should not have happened. I think some admin owes you an apology. Board cannibalism is one thing, cp is another entirely.

Trying my best to not be provoked.

Even if I ever got any sort of internet publicity, I'd suspect nothing would happen. I mean aren't your typical cows the type who:

- Ridicucolous self-confidence and ego despite the actual quality of their conent, if any.

- Outrageous / delusional and absolute, no questioning opinions.

- Pulling stupid shit for attention in desperate, not slightest self-ironic manner.

- General sad and or hilarious nutjobs get mentioned sometimes, but if they don't give any julay, they are not real cows.

If I'd ever do something with my own name and face it's probably going to be this sort of Johnward / bigclivedorcom / eeblog style electrics stuff (maybe other technology related things) in my 5Mppl native lingo, so the chances for global shitstorm are relatively low.

That said, I was the butt-monkey up until middle school and that happened again in the military (good times!) despite my conscious attempts not to. For this time I've surely learned my lessons. Right… right?!

>>175905

>What would you do if you ended up on /cow/?

Move on with my life. Freedom of speech and all.

Already happened

>>177143

hi /intl/

Depending on what actually got me onto /cow/ in the first place, I'd probably stick around, answer questions and shit.

Well >>149232 seems to have done well enough.

>damage control DFE the most embarrassing stuff

>disappear for a while

>get someone to FUD the thread

>all that's left to laugh at you about is the downyshit and being a fatfurfag

I've done plenty of embarassing shit, probably enough of a rabbit hole to fill an ED page. And I suspect a lot of people that post on 8ch are in a similar boat actually, just comes with growing up on the internet.

The difference between me and cows though is like >>177136 said, and >>175980 elaborated on how to potentially handle if you found yourself in that situation.

I'm basically nothing. That isn't all "1337 hacker" shit, I just mean you could find stuff really easily, it's just that it'd honestly be pretty boring, at best there's a brief stint in there that'd be pretty cringe, but again I think that's everybody with information never being deleted now. I'm not continually putting half baked idea's, retarded statements, and blatant grabs for attention out there constantly like cows actually do.

There just kind of has to be a sort of self centredness to spark someone into becoming a cow, you don't get to that status if you aren't suffering delusions of grandeur to begin with.

>>177185

Wouldn't that just provoke them, cause you gave a response?

>>177261

It only works if it paints a different picture than what others already know.

However in this recent climate, its unlikely to work.

>>177297

Seriously, we attract some scum here. People try to be sensible and open, but then they get shat on.

>>177299

It used to be worse. On n0chan everything was paranoid, and the irc blew. Spergpirate would sit on EVE all day, randomly come back in the chat, see something he didn't like, and start kicking people randomly just to flex his epeen.

Having a furry in charge was just as autistic as having a Tranny run shit. It's better now.

Oh, also can we get some mods confirming if this is that tranny or not like they did with Revytard?

This is twice now I've seen particularly attention whorey tripfags get called tranny's in jest, and then proven fucking right immediately afterwards.

>>177409

Personal army.

shit his pants and do nothing and wait until someone else catches your attention

Part of what catches attention is a cow sperging out isn't it?

>>177444

Shit, what the fuck was that I just typed

What a waste of a dub and trips

>>177444

Which guy we talking about again?

>>177331

At the source of any major drama in /cow/'s history, 90% of the time it relates to a tranny in some way.

Quietly delete everything and don't come back online. Don't attempt to defend yourself and stay silent.

>>177586

Or don't since I just now remembered that screencaps are a thing. Just stay offline.

I would give thanks to you faggots for correcting my flaws

>>178136

Agreed but there are a few A-Loggers that want to go the extra mile afterwards.

>>175905

You're a fucking retard.

If I was a lolcow then I wouldn't be me, therefore I wouldn't know what I wouldn't know what I would do

Everyone on /cow/ is already a lolcow, you just haven't been doxed yet.

>>178387

agree

>>178387

All humanity are lolcows. We all have julay on our hands.

>>178387

agree

hope they dont find my gay inter racial pedophillia bestiality bdsm adolf hitler cuckold fanfics :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

>>178777

Doing that kinda implies you expect to be caught at some point.

>>179632

If that day ever comes, I'll be there for you brah!

1. Never post on here or defend yourself

2. Start make yourself as boring as possible until they leave

So, can we agree that not responding is the best strategy? What if someone leave comments in my public profiles (fb, twitter, da) referring to my doxxing, must i delete the comments? mention that i lurk IBs in public is a bad idea? the idea of being stalked, just because i visit these kind of sites, even when i don't agree with some cocks, scares me a lot.

>>179654

To hold the camera?

>>179688

Just ignore.

>>179688

1. Don't reply

2. Don't do dumb shit or be socially retarded

3. Don't reply

4. If it's just some faggot with a grudge against you people will figure it out pretty quick

5. Don't reply

6. Seriously, don't reply

7. Don't dare do it

>>179738

Thats not always true. I know a few PA requests that never got called out.

>>179762

That's why you, personally, have to call 'em out.

Y'know, do your bit.

>>179764

>Don't Reply.

>Call 'em out.

Kind of mixed messaging.

>>179738

Same, though almost all lolcows tend to be egomaniacal idiots with BPD that need to be the center of fucking everything all the time so there is no way they'll keep quiet no sir, because you dared to make fun of them

Of course because they are so fucking obsessed with themselves they never stop sperging since from their perspective their insane rants are a well balanced counter-argument, so whats to be embarrassed about?

This gentlemen is how a lolcow thinks

>>179778

It can all be summed up with the illusion of grandure.

>>177331

What did revfag look like? Avg cuteboys poster or like this thread pictures.