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4a0f87 No.176054

Looks like our Pal Bobby Chip needs cash for insulin so badly he's advertising on this site.

https://archive.is/N5l2U

Previous Threads:

>>168043

>>158413

>>150291

>>142523

>>139887

>>135401

>>129862

>>116062

His Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/moviebob1?ty=h

>$3957.29 monthly

He's down $100

His shit book:

https://media.8ch.net/cow/src/1434586041538.pdf

His interview with the New Yorker:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/08/10/harangue

MOVIEBOB HAS TYPE 2 DIABETES

https://archive.is/M0pi9

06cf27 No.176060

Those are joke ads you fucking idiot


4a0f87 No.176063

>>176060

Look at the archive you idiot.

There's salt to be mined from this.


bcdb16 No.176066

File: 1444851645463-0.jpg (35.14 KB, 400x509, 400:509, 1444617145860.jpg)

File: 1444851645464-1.jpg (94.05 KB, 592x742, 296:371, ayy.JPG)

Ayy, I tweeted that to him. I was hoping to get a reaction from him but all I got was him denying it.


4a0f87 No.176068

>>176066

More people should pester him about it. If it's just one dude doing it, it's easier to dodge the question.


a7377a No.176082

>>176060

Yes, but they link to stuff that actually helps Bob, instead of shit like an ED page like the Mylar ad does. Hell, it's a ripoff of the mylar ad, in a sense.


fcbbd3 No.176089

>>176082

exactly


4a0f87 No.176093

File: 1444864725593.png (72.68 KB, 632x678, 316:339, 1444861972068-1.png)


5d91dd No.176101

File: 1444867674491.png (231.92 KB, 451x484, 41:44, 1391527288137.png)

>>176093

senpai failed to notice me


4a0f87 No.176102

>>176101

Shame.

Did anyone here click on the ad just now? It no longer goes to his site. It goes to something else entirely now.


5d91dd No.176103

File: 1444868262839.jpg (27.22 KB, 362x332, 181:166, 1388357692103.jpg)

>>176093

he really thinks that google just makes adds for people. it doesn't even cross his mind that this may just be some troll having a laugh.


220b99 No.176110

File: 1444870229119.png (57.46 KB, 510x286, 255:143, Explain this to me slowly.png)

Someone explained the add to him. He thinks it was "elaborate"


4a0f87 No.176111

>>176110

Of course, either it's dicksucking his shit or it's trolls elaborately fucking with him.


5d91dd No.176112

>>176110

every thing is "elaborate" to him. like to get out of bed or making pancakes.


5d91dd No.176113

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>176111

the add now sends you to a moonman vid


5d91dd No.176114

>>176113

its a joke add its just funny that he cant figure


a97cb9 No.176168

>>176111

No wonder he thinks he's so smart. Granted, he is forced to solve the "where in my fat is my penis" puzzle whenever he goes to the bathroom, that must actually be a good mental exercise.


4a0f87 No.176232

>>176168

> he is forced to solve the "where in my fat is my penis" puzzle whenever he goes to the bathroom

Nah, he just sits like a girl.


a97cb9 No.176250

>>176232

I'm not going to ask why you've been in his bathroom while he's using it


08da79 No.176259

>>176063

I'm not convinced. I want it to be so, but I doubt he paid for it. It's likely someone else paid for it just to take pictures of it, especially when you consider that ads for Donald Trump have been showing up here.


4a0f87 No.176260

>>176250

Moviebob raped me.


5d91dd No.176301

File: 1444959266933.jpg (41.86 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1380422655592.jpg)


a66016 No.176302

>>176260

Did you remember to tip?


8fcd5c No.176336

File: 1444970011020.jpg (126.84 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 1365293763362.jpg)

>>176260

I didn't know that food could post to /cow/.


e5e741 No.176339

Have you seen this shit?

https://archive.is/3P65o

>says that the Dark Knight trilogy hasn't had any impact on film

>article lists ways that the Dark Knight trilogy has had an impact on film

From the comments:

"we get it Bob, Nolan beat you up and stole your lunch money. Time to move on. This just reeks of being insecure over how Nolan's Batman films are still considered the best superhero adaptations of all time due to be smart and exciting while Marvel's line is thought of as entertaining, but not especially evocative and is thus a line of popcorn films. It's been years, time to let go."


85c6f0 No.176359

Whatever happened to that plan to make a Hatred mod where the player is Bob in a Mario suit?


fc2665 No.176371

>>176339

As much as I hate all the "leldarknedgyshit" that's plagued pop culture and the fact that a lot of it came from the Batman trilogy, there's a goddamn fucking good reason Batman is dark and edgy. Because the source material is dark. Batman becomes Batman because his parents were killed when he was a kid. The dark theme fucking fit Batman. Superman? The only thing that fucking fit Superman in the "darknedgy" movie was the Royals T-shirt.


088ca4 No.176373

File: 1444977434037.jpg (60.4 KB, 430x539, 430:539, diabeetus.jpg)

Do we know bob's address?

Can we send giant "GET WELL SOON" sugary cakes to him?


da3f14 No.176377

File: 1444978482166.jpg (44.61 KB, 680x505, 136:101, 1428089368289.jpg)

>>176373

DO IT!


4a0f87 No.176378

>>176373

I don't know, do we have his adress?

It would be funny.


85424a No.176379

>>176373

That sounds expensive. Why not just pictures of cakes? He'd probably eat it all just the same anyway.


52aced No.176382

>>176054

>His Patreon:

>$3957.29 monthly

How does he make $4000 a month on top of whatever he makes from his Escapist job or whatever else he does, and still fails to buy his medication? This guy has to have some kind of insurance that covers a portion of the insulin or something. Even with mortgage/rent and bills, he should have enough cash to get it.


4a0f87 No.176383

>>176382

Patreon takes a cut and he got shitcanned from the Escapist.


06cf27 No.176406

>>176063

If you weren't an idiot you'd have realised that anons on /v/ paid for those ads, along with a bunch of others subtly mocking anti-GamerGate lolcows (they made a few of David S 'I fapped to GG' Gallant).

They're not Google ads like Bob seems to think. They're 8chan ads. You pay 8chan to display your ad. Anons paid for Bob ads because they're a good laugh and they help support the site. Bob is not paying advertisement here. The man is too autistic to even set foot here because 'muh harassment of wymynz'.

>>176382

He doesn't need money for insulin. Your taxes pay for his insulin.


7f83b7 No.176415

>>176110

>>176110

>toothless effort

An effort to what? What a paranoid nerd.


dce762 No.176432

>ads linking Bob's Patreon are trolling him

Sure, sure. Why didn't the perma/v/irgins link to something like his ED article?


ee1de9 No.176433

>>176432

They changed it. it links to moonman now.


4a0f87 No.176462

>>176406

What I meant was, because you are dense, is that Bob doesn't realize this. Or at least didn't know at the time.

Watching him do damage control over this on twitter was funny. He was trying too hard to pin it all on google.


bb1a82 No.176698

File: 1445098253050.gif (307.68 KB, 506x299, 22:13, DO WANT.gif)


5d91dd No.176736

File: 1445110849347.jpg (87.58 KB, 422x334, 211:167, 1380423182300.jpg)

try clicking on the add again, they changed it once more


4a0f87 No.176763

>>176736

Good god, that freaked me out

I hope the guy keeps doing this shit, it's funnier than simply linking to his shit.


93e858 No.176764

>>176373

how about we just cut out the middle man & send him straight up sugar


4ace16 No.176768

>>176373

How about Cinnamon Donuts? (Someone said in a previous thread that they're really bad for diabetics)


93e858 No.176771

>>176768

and a few dozen cans of soda while we're at it

those actually make your body even more immune to insulin


4dd2a3 No.176792


4a0f87 No.176796

>>176792

MBIDF please go.


06cf27 No.176901

>>176768

Cinnamon lowers your blood sugar.


e28a72 No.176906

>>176901

Not when it's mixed with powdered sugar and lard though


dce762 No.176943


4e5f74 No.176947

>somebody is still paying for these

That in itself is hilarious

>>176432

ED advertise here anyway


36a809 No.176960

>>176943

Isn't Captain America supposed to be apolitical?


93e858 No.176976

>>176943

>>176960

kek, these dumbasses don't get how they're basically copying the ISIS shit & making it american


d6b38e No.177005

File: 1445210553514.png (1.22 MB, 500x491, 500:491, 18lt5shfl2a3cpng[1].png)

>>176960

A lot of Capt. America comics have tales with Steve questioning about what he's fighting for with his country. Generally these doubts pertain to the writer's political stance.

Take this 70s comic with Nixon shooting himself.


c4022a No.177017

>>176960

There is a difference between saying and doing. Captain America is supposed to be apolitical, not taking sides with the democrats nor the republicans, but is supposed to stand for the Constitution and what the Founding Fathers believed in.

But of course you got the liberals or ultra-liberals working in comics, so Captain America's message eventually becomes one of "To support America is to support Democrats".


c4022a No.177018

>>176960

>>176943

Now that I'm reading it, this is the new Captain America, the black one that was The Falcon or something? Yeah, him battling right wing conservatives makes sense now, since he probably doesn't fucking understand what the symbol of Cap means.

I think this new Captain America is supposed to have a series with Whor as well. Black man with blonde, blue-eyed woman with the power of a Norse god. It's like every cuck's dream.


a97cb9 No.177021

>>177005

Reading that in Nixon's voice makes it extremely funny, though.


36a809 No.177027

>>177005

>>177017

I always imagined Captain America as the type to go after the cartels, not some right wing conservatives.

.


c4022a No.177031

>>177027

Again, this is the NEW, black Captain America. He is too busy fucking Norse Gods and Republicans to remember what he is supposed to be.


3e84cd No.177082

>>177027

Normally he does fight terrorist but every now and then he does some evil American part

Like oh say Nuke the captain American during Vietnam


6e2b1f No.177114

Who will go gentle into that good night first, Bob or TB?


503af9 No.177115

>>177114

If karma is a factor? Bob, full stop.


3f2e9d No.177289

>>177114

Doesn't TB have cancer?


db9379 No.177295

File: 1445332295259.jpg (28.99 KB, 599x555, 599:555, dat kd ratio.jpg)


7cf086 No.177296

>>177114

TB, sadly. His days are numbered.

Unless Bob's health sharply declines, he could live to old age. He probably won't, but he'll probably outlive TB unless TB's one of the lucky ones, or they find a cure for his cancer.


5d8348 No.177307

>>177296

It'll be interesting to see who Dies first $10 say blob


d3fb80 No.177309

>>177307

Not cool man, we ain't A-Loggers here.


60dbd8 No.177340

>>177296

He could get a liver transplant and be alright couldnt he


fecd24 No.177343

>>177340

Depends. Firstly it depends on how quickly he could get a new liver and secondly whether or not the cancer cells, being in his liver, are in his blood now too.

I wouldn't hold out much hope. Total Biscuit is going to die.


c255e1 No.177355

>>177340

Don't you mean Pancreas transplant?


732261 No.177356

>>177355

No. We're talking about Total Biscuit, not Blob.


c255e1 No.177363

>>177356

Did he drink a lot?


a06842 No.177393

Maybe a better bet would be which one of the SJW/white knight crowd would be the first to celebrate TB dying and then claim it's okay because he was a shitlord? I know this is a Blob thread but my vote would be Chu.


1e246d No.177401

>>177393

This or Zoe


0c54ed No.177420

I'd rather Bobby live a long life.

A long life of failure, regret, and misery.


d7251b No.177422

>>177340

Two issues - the cancer is metastatized, so it's likely in other parts of his body too. If he got a new liver he wouldn't be out the woods.

The second issue is that he would need to live his life on immunosuppressive medication and a cocktail of other drugs for the rest of his days to prevent rejection. People with that kind of heavily weakened immune system have tons of health issues. Better than being dead, but until medical science improves it's unlikely he will see 40.


bb1a82 No.177441

File: 1445409761959.jpg (125.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1440690151475.jpg)


fecd24 No.177478

>>177393

Bob. I guarantee you the second he drops Bob will say something like 'I'm not glad he's dead but I'm glad he's gone'.

TB rekt Bob enough times for him to hold a grudge. One of those times was even in one of our OPs.


0c54ed No.177517

File: 1445458564644.png (111.4 KB, 1366x708, 683:354, BdK9yL8.jpg.png)

Apparently Blob had a AMA (which he deleted after no one showed up).

Hope this is real because fucking LOL.


96a2bf No.177521

>>177517

https://archive.is/i1Hkn

The thread was real. So it's fair to assume the post is.


a97cb9 No.177528

>>177521

lol literally no one showed up

>>177422

That leaves 9 years for medical science to improve. Let's hope for the best, I like the guy.


93e858 No.177534

>>177517

oh, i hope this is real

this dumbass couldn't keep his mouth shut for 5 minutes, so he got let go. I'm laughing so fucking hard

dude, if you want to spout opinions, much less opinions that your BOSSES say they don't want to be associated with, then do it with a different fucking account


0c54ed No.177538

Shit is fake unfortunately. Guy who posted it deleted the thread, replies, and even his account.

It was obvious since Bob's reply contains both the edit and delete button.


732261 No.177624

>>177538

Not to mention no proof and when has Blob ever been shy of showing his fat face on camera?

Also Blob hates Plebbit. Not for the same reason everyone else does, obviously, but because they allow GamerGate discussion.


bb1a82 No.177651

>>177624

bob has been freaking out recently on twitter (i guess its normal at this point)

does that fucking autist always say "The Hashtag"?


06cf27 No.177654

>>177651

Yeah. He doesn't like to call people or things out by name because he's a fucking pussy and doesn't want to get BTFO for being an idiot. He does it with GamerGate and he does it with TB (he calls him 'a youtuber').


06cf27 No.177655

File: 1445520587715.webm (7.8 MB, 448x252, 16:9, 1445489648301.webm)

>>177651

>>177654

Forgot to attach relevant video


6e2b1f No.177658

>>177517

He admits having a hand in blacklisting people he disagrees with and still tries to paint himself as some sort of victim getting his views silenced


06cf27 No.177659

>>177658

Haven't you been paying attention? It's not real.


a97cb9 No.177661

>>177651

That is a really amusing choice of phrasing on his part. I mean, by calling it "The Hashtag" he's unintentionally implying that it is the only hashtag that really matters. It's THE Hashtag.


06cf27 No.177663

>>177661

As Sargon said, before everybody hated him apparently, MovieBob is a very ironic man.


f5e21d No.177672

File: 1445540827780.png (1.02 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, moviebob anita.png)

Not really movieblob related but Anitosh reviewed the new asscreed game today. Has Bob opened is sycophantic mouth about that yet?


22320b No.177684

File: 1445546395889.jpg (360.4 KB, 1277x1001, 1277:1001, bobstuff.jpg)

A quick resume of Bob's article on marvel movies and auteur theory


36a809 No.177688

>>177684

Is he still trying the rebuke the guys over at Movie Mezzanine?


5bbcc9 No.177692

File: 1445547974029.png (86.02 KB, 639x361, 639:361, bob sprite.png)

What's Bob doing, /cow/?


5bbcc9 No.177693

File: 1445547994025.png (114.15 KB, 702x329, 702:329, bob holding something.png)


5d91dd No.177697

File: 1445548634022.jpg (68.68 KB, 286x323, 286:323, 1430178175788.jpg)

>>177684

who is the glorious art fag who made this


93e858 No.177702

>>177655

does segal look like bob to anyone else?


06cf27 No.177707

File: 1445551841243.png (20.73 KB, 623x282, 623:282, 1445489419790.png)

>>177702

He looks like Bob to Bob

>Bob thinks he's important enough to be made fun of on South Park


27b3f0 No.177714

>>177707

His ego is too big to accept anything else.


e3e0a7 No.177716

>>177692

Sucking a cock


f5e21d No.177718

File: 1445559754512.jpg (111.75 KB, 560x572, 140:143, DIS NIGGA B.jpg)

>>177707

So he thinks that any fat guy with a goatee is automatically him? I bet he also likes the smell of his own farts.


69a04a No.177719

>>177707

WHat? As Reality? Are you fucking kidding me?


992025 No.177761

>>177517

At the bottom of "Bob's" post, it has a button to click to edit. I'm not a faggot so I don't know for sure, but doesn't this mean the person who capped this also wrote it themselves?


13b829 No.177763

File: 1445579172913.jpg (15.69 KB, 255x234, 85:78, 1444440604875.jpg)

is he actually dying?

/sp mfw he could have done it up at the pool


bf1384 No.177858

>>177684

I really don't get how as a "cinephile" he can slurp that shit up.


ec09cb No.177864

File: 1445628713691.png (369.01 KB, 720x694, 360:347, that's steven seagal you f….png)


732261 No.177883

>>177858

He's not a 'cinephile' he's a fanboy.


5d91dd No.177894

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>177864

fuck you bob you'er not even a big enough loser to be on south park


21780f No.177895

>>177864

hahaha he practically was if you watch that shit


d293ce No.177903

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>177894

Somewhere out there is footage of Steven Seigal in a tank that's running over a puppy and endangering all the people in a building. The only reason we haven't seen it is that someone wouldn't sign a release form.


646082 No.177924

>>177903

Holy shit, you weren't even exaggerating…


579e6c No.177926


bb1a82 No.177932

File: 1445656191103.jpg (120.59 KB, 540x602, 270:301, tumblr_nrvokcZlBU1sk9pgxo3….jpg)

can't wait for hillary to go to jail

blob will lose his goddamn mind


93e858 No.177933

>>177932

at that point, he might commit suicide by cheesecake


5d91dd No.177935

>>177926

thanks


fb0940 No.177941

>>177932

Newfag here, but who's the guy fucking Bob?


9c7257 No.177945

>>177941

Adam Sandler, I assume.


fb0940 No.177946

>>177945

Really? He should draw the midget fucking him.


7cf086 No.177964

>>177946

Please

Tyrion has standards


ec09cb No.177999

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>177903

goddamn it why doesn't Steven Segal have a cool opening theme song like Dog the Bounty Hunter


36a809 No.178037

>>177864

Is he even aware that South Park is making fun of SJWs and their irrational demands for validation?


e50339 No.178039

if anyone of you gives a shit (or think normies would give a shit) movieblob has his own patreon linked in his own tv tropes article

I believe sjwtropes detects new accounts making "big" changes such as deleting stuff from the main part of an article, so they would put it up again (even lock it from being edited) if they notice.


fecd24 No.178045

>>178037

Of course he is

He hates South Park


65da7c No.178077

File: 1445733371157.png (56.8 KB, 266x216, 133:108, dis niga.png)

>>176764

>>176768

>>176373

>>176379

>these fucking suggestions

someone find the address already


0c54ed No.178086

>>178039

Is TVTropes even relevant anymore? How pathetic would Blob have to be to control his own page there in order to try and get people to go to his patreon?


0c54ed No.178087

File: 1445735338492.jpg (89.35 KB, 611x585, 47:45, 88.jpg)

>>177654

I'm sure he justifies it due to him being so called dog-piled by harassers.

But we all know that if he actual mentions them by name (like he did in the past) it usually leads to him being BTFO and mocked.


93e858 No.178088

>>178086

TV Tropes is mostly where writers go when they can't be original at all

I still go from time to time because they have a list of games with shit i like in them awesome swords that you can get early in video games


93e858 No.178089

>>178087

>doesn't even have enough balls to insult John to his face

>shills for Salty Sanchez, his old boss, and one of the few reviewers fatter than him

watch out. we got a real badass over here


5d91dd No.178118

File: 1445756129062.mp4 (1012.11 KB, 640x360, 16:9, anal creme.mp4)

>>178087

>but there's a lot of good people in that field, doing good work. @AngryJoeShow is legit. @jimSterling is legit. @ScrewAttack is legit.

don't try and fool anyone with that crap. i know he isn't a par of your club bob but he doesn't want to be. really this has to be one of the most childish things hes tweeted.


34522f No.178140

>>178089

>one of the few reviewers fatter than him

Oh common, Furious Fernando isn't that fat.


a97cb9 No.178148

File: 1445771838406.jpg (68.77 KB, 540x344, 135:86, tumblr_mqx7fdH7671r9khx4o3….jpg)

>>178077

Failing that, someone could inform him that the people in his /cow/ thread are plotting to ship him a weapon.

Pic related: it's the killer device.

Can't wait for him to tweet about it like,

"Yet another elaborate right-wing reactionary racist conspiracy to silence me has ultimately fallen short. Mmm I'm suddenly craving cake tho."


a53c7d No.178160

File: 1445775291477.jpg (114.28 KB, 794x794, 1:1, momento mori.jpg)

>>177763

He's diabetic, but he hasn't (publicly announced that he's) suffered from any debilitating effects of diabetes yet.

So, to answer the question more directly: he's dying as much as anyone else is because of the inevitability of death, but he's not circling the drain quite yet.


d10035 No.178169

>>178077

Send to his mother, he'll be sure to get the message

http://www.whitepages.com/name/Robert-L-Chipman/Lynn-MA/6sy9nq3


a06842 No.178222

>>178088

Looking at Blob's "Storylines" you can tell that TVT had some hand in that. Most people from that site who try to create something themselves just take all the tropesand shows they think are cool and just throw them in a pile without any real sense of cohesion or common sense, just like GO.


e6200a No.178239

>>178222

Bob's shouted out TV Tropes before, in a few articles of his and on Twitter.

Doesn't surprise me he frequents there. TV Tropes is basically the playbook for SJW critics. Anita clearly uses it a lot


454078 No.178253

>>178239

Have you read his page?

It's clearly written by him


0c54ed No.178256

>>178253

It does look like he is heavily invested in it.

The YMMV page has a bit of criticisms (like his total ignorance about the Mass Effect 3 issue) and the outdated Dethroning moment page has nothing but scathing thoughts about him obviously.

Did TVTropes get rid of their reviews? Because I seem to remember Game Overthinker series had a few reviews for it, none of them very positive.


4a0f87 No.178295

>>178256

I remember that too.

One called him the Bill o Reilly of videogames


b54266 No.178306

>>177964

Indeed, even though he appeared in a Sandler movie


3578dd No.178307

>>177864

>>177894

>fuck you bob you'er not even a big enough loser to be on south park

>>177707

Movie bob hate Steven Seagal for being pro fitness once upon a time.


182365 No.178309

>>178140

He means Stirling.


40f502 No.178314

File: 1445848835793.jpg (93.17 KB, 682x460, 341:230, 1445126114797.jpg)

https://archive.is/lJkk8

Does he even think before he types something? Goddamnit, Chipman, you are one stupid faggot.


e6200a No.178340

>>178314

>Does he even think

No


0ada35 No.178346

>>178256

>Did TVTropes get rid of their reviews?

I would assume they were lost in the negativity purge.


bb1a82 No.178359

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7a2ac8 No.178364

>>178314

Silencing free speech is exactly what you're trying to do though, Bob.


0d0d79 No.178366

>>178314

Oh shit nigger what are you doing


155bba No.178423

>>178256

I just looked up his Dethroning Moment page right after this post, it has been updated with his Escapist departure, his infamous phrase "no bad tactics, only bad targets".

>>178314

FVCK

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c11fa6 No.178433

>>177672

She reviewed Syndicate? What did she have to say about it? (You can play as a woman, so I assume she'll find something bad to say about it.)


155bba No.178437

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>>178433

Actually she approved of the game because it represented women well, but it lacked more PoCs.

She went as far as to acknowledge that it doesn't matter that the game is a broken buggy mess and its unrealistic about women and trans. So long its treatment of women is positive. The main female character Evie is a Mary Sue with no flaws and generic independent womyn that has to clean up her brother Jacob's mess.


d6b38e No.178438

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>>178433

From other thread discussions, the review boils down to "Wow, isn't it so great you can play as a woman? And a fully-clothed one, as well! Nothing too sexy here for men to gawk at. Oh, and the game's okay or something."

So shallow and myoptic.


e6200a No.178439

>>178433

>What did she have to say about it?

Who cares?


155bba No.178440

>>178438

It wasn't a proper review. Rather than discussing the game mechanics, visuals and performance, she spends the whole time mulling over whether there is enough representation, and whether the progressive representation that she wanted, is now problematic or not. A review from someone with no interest in the genre for people with no interest in the genre, talking about the only thing they care about: the womyns.


609bff No.178446

>>178438

Damn, good taste anon.


e8a008 No.178515

>>178087

>if I wanted to talk to you I'd @ you, you meenie :(

Wow, name drop more you ugly fat faggot


e8a008 No.178517

>>178087

>if I wanted to talk to you I'd @ you, you meenie :(

Wow, name drop more you ugly fat faggot


d3fb80 No.178555

>>177999

Sorry to quote a SouthPark episode, but he really let himself go.


769aff No.178569

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>>178314

Dear god that whole spiel

> to save free speech we must oppress it

The doublethink, its a kind of reverse genius in action.


e6200a No.178605

>>178569

>reverse genius

So an idiot then? It's an idiot in action


32ae17 No.178614

>>178569

He's right though. In order to have true freedom of speech, the majority must sometimes be quieted. Maybe the truth is only held by a minority, and because they are drowned out by the booming majority, some form of moderation has to happen to give them a chance to speak.


13b829 No.178625

>>178614

free speech is you being able to state your opinion and me being allowed to call you a retard. for example you're a retarded faggot.


a7377a No.178627

>>178614

>implying you're the genuine JEWS


e6200a No.178630

>>178614

You're not JEWS. I watched him die.


85424a No.178633

>>178569

It's the sort of deranged logic that leads liberals to thinking only white people can be racist.


d293ce No.178642

>>178633

Not liberals. "Progressives". Don't lump us all together.


d293ce No.178644

>>178633

Mob rule isn't freedom. Still free speech must be absolute. It's a complex problem. Reality is not black and white.


85424a No.178648

>>178642

I mean liberal in the American sense, which is to say anyone that sides with the political views of the left in the US which has helped condone the actions of rapists, pedophiles, murderers, thieves, and degenerates in general. Liberal and progressive really just means the same thing in this regard.

>>178644

"Mob rule" silencing people is a fantasy scenario by those that condone censorship (not necessarily what you yourself are referring to). It is predicated on the notion that you must censor people in order to allow others to feel they're in a Safe Space to espouse their views.

It is necessary to have things such as libel be illegal, so as to avoid groups like liberals from slandering you in order to ruin your reputation so that no one will listen to you or even attack you for your views, but that's fairly common sense. This is an incredibly simple issue, as it comes down to simply allowing people to disagree in public. It only becomes complex when you have to navigate the NewSpeak that liberals have cooked up where they conflate things such as harassment and disagreement in order to rationalize their belligerent nature towards those they disagree with politically.


d293ce No.178655

>>178648

There is a conservative newspeak as well. Also not all liberals are hard line airheaded sheep. You have liberal libertarians and moderate socialist. You seem to think that everyone left of conservative is some sort of extremist. We haven't all sipped the koolaid. It's just that you only really have two choices and you go with the lesser evil, which is often but not always going to be your party of choice. Especially when it comes to lesser elections. All those little boxes you tick below your choice for president. Don't tell me you just vote conservative down the line regardless of the individual in question and his principle goals. Stop being simpletons.


85424a No.178661

>>178655

>You have liberal libertarians and moderate socialist. You seem to think that everyone left of conservative is some sort of extremist.

This is why I said liberal in the American sense. Libertarians are considered right wing in America as their views about civil liberties are at odds with the American left.

Many on the right are even in support of Socialist policies due to believing in the support of a nation's citizens to help achieve things like Making America Great Again. So I don't even see it as entirely correct to assume Socialism would be a left wing position.


d293ce No.178675

>>178661

No. You have the libertarian branch of the republican party, and then you have actual libertarians which tend to be socially very liberal. You're basically blinded to the differences because of you're own party affiliation. I'm not a loyalist. I actually look into the issues and the persons record and past affiliations. Google is a wonderful thing. Unfortunately you do have these "bases" to both mainstream parties, which are fanatics. It's like having to choose between Stalin and Hitler. For example, Hillary Clinton has a history of trying to implement government censorship of video games. I'm not exaggerating. She tried to pass a bill that would give the fcc authority over the esrb and make it illegal to sell games rated m to minors. Replace video games with books music or movies if you don't understand how that's government censorship. It the government decided what movies got rated R you'd call it censorship. On the other hand there is Trump.


f03374 No.178692

>>178605

But a truly idiotic brilliance. A stupid so great its blinding. Only a true genius can be this fucking stupid.


f03374 No.178693

>>178614

>Maybe the truth is only held by a minority, and because they are drowned out by the booming majority, some form of moderation has to happen to give them a chance to speak

Then they get drowned out. But they aren't being oppressed. Oppression in any direction is oppression. Take your privilege bullshit back to tumblr.


d293ce No.178696

>>178693

When they attack you for what you say then there is a problem, but censorship isn't justified ever. So long as they don't burn your books and stuff. When the crowd turns into a mob then free speech dies. That's not what Bob means, I know. It is a fair point though.


f03374 No.178698

>>178696

Depends on what you mean by attack, getting shitposted on the internet doesn't really count.

If you get overruled by someone in authority it sucks but you still have the right to take it to another "forum".

Its when the secret police show up to your house and deports your family to the Gulag (or just plain execute all of you) is when you have a problem.


d293ce No.178710

>>178698

More like when a mob shows up and shouts you down and pulls the fire alarm. An unruly mob can shout down free speech. They show up to events and make sure what they don't want to be heard is not heard or they simply take the venue over. Black lives matter ringing any bells?


518813 No.178715

>>178614

This sounds exactly like David Wong's theory of how the way to "save" internet free speech is strict moderation.

But of course the moderation would be based on what HE agrees with.


f03374 No.178720

>>178710

While that is annoying and you may get chased out of a venue there is always another venue, I guess what I am saying as long as there is a venue in your country to speak your mind you have free speech.


d293ce No.178757

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>>178720

Until the mob rules the court and includes the police. That happens.


769aff No.178775

>>178757

Well thats the slippery slope to

>>178698

However censorship of any kind is not the answer.


cebf46 No.178776

>>178757

Yes, plus there is a difference between disagreeing with someone and respectfully protesting vs. trying to stop them from being heard. If feminists disagree with someone who is going to do a speech, no one would have a problem with them handing out literature outside the venue, creating signs and flyers to spread their message, and respectfully protesting. Instead, their first thought always seems to be loudly petitioning the venue to not host the event and doing everything in their power to prevent it from ever taking place. If that doesn't work, they will show up at the event to pull fire alarms or block people from entering, anything to disrupt the event or prevent people from listening to the speaker.

There are only so many venues and if the mob grows so large that this kind of response is the norm, more and more venues will tire of hosting controversial speakers and stop hosting them or will charge fees so large as to make it economically unfeasible for a speaker to book a venue. Depending on the city, there isn't always another venue.

The mob doesn't even need to rule the court and the police. The courts and the police simply need to be complacent and unwilling to act against the mob for the mob to effectively strip someone of their right to free speech.


713ab5 No.178782

But let's not forget the subject at hand.

Moviebob is a diabetic pseudo-intellectual manchild with no talent, employability, future or sense. He thinks he is a brave and daring man of the people even though all of his ideas are selfish and blaming. He is alone in his own world where words don't mean the same thing as real life, and he has unknowingly adopted authoritarian views while believing he is fighting the type of person he has become via twitter complaining. His hobbies include actively hating video games while identifying as video games' greatest fan, making confused videos in which he talks to himself, and making a fool of himself on the internet in a way that has cost him his job. He is an old, obese adult who insists he is an authority on children's entertainment moreso than cocks creators or children themselves. He is paranoid and views every imperfection in his life as being caused by great evil ideologies, and does not realize that he is exactly the type of person he hates. His thinking is shallow and hypocritical. He made himself fatally sick from overrating and he does not have the self control to stop, which he thinks is a quirky thing to post about on twitter. He's a coward who takes shots at people for things they are not and that he doesn't understand anyways, and believes he himself has immunity from judgement enough to blame a person he is bad mouthing for noticing. He fancies himself a humanitarian revolutionary, but he claims to have every authority and advocates for a return to older times. His psychology revolves entirely around toys. He wrote an autobiography about himself about a video game.

He is so fat.

Fat. Fat. Fat.


23e0d5 No.178795

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-veY0LQ1QcU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Just remember that Blob considers this to be hate speech, and wanted the creator thrown in jail.


d293ce No.178804

>>178776

Not all feminist. There is always the one politely handing out stupid flyers. She's also being disrespected by the mob. The mob ruins everything. It's not just feminist though. Try bringing in a Israeli speaker, even if what he's saying has nothing to do with Israel a fucking mob shows up to shout him down. Hold up an Israeli flag and someone will punch you and take it away. The worst part is that this is being done by "liberals". What liberties do they think they are protecting by acting like methed up chimps? It's the sort of stuff you'd expect from people openly calling themselves fascist. This all really started about ten years ago. Before that the incidents were a lot more rare and I don't think it actually has anything to do with Israel. It's basically an excuse for frat boys and sorority sisters to act out with little fear of consequence. It's the same kids who later get caught chanting racist slogans and getting into drunken brawls with shitty bands at bars. They couldn't give two shits about Palestinians. It's a mockery.

Mobs are never a good thing.

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals…"


4d0082 No.178805

>>178782

Throw in an art school degree and him being drafted into an unwinnable war and you get Hitler. Stalin and Hitler were basically clones of each other. Hitler thought he was fighting the big evil book burning mob of Bolsheviks and Stalinism. So he created the brown shirts and became a fascist dictator. He was a small minded blowhard as well. He didn't even write Mein Kampf, not really. He dictated what he wanted and then they hired a ghost writer to punch it up. A Catholic priest of all things.

So given a little power movie Bob would be Hitler. Nice. Which lolcow would be Goebbels?

In before /pol/ butthurt. This isn't /pol/. This isn't a hugbox. Deal with it.


cebf46 No.178878

>>178782

>Moviebob is a diabetic pseudo-intellectual manchild

The pseudo-intellectual part about Bob is what infuriates me to no end. Granted, many involved in the SocJus community have a pseudo-intellectual streak in them, but Bob is on a whole other level with it. He actually has the arrogance to dub himself "The Overthinker". None of his blog posts or videos contain anything insightful or all that original. He is unable to evaluate a piece of media or a video game without consistently injecting his well-established personal preferences and bias. He is incapable of grasping nuance when it comes to just about everything. His blog posts and videos contain logical errors and/or make it painfully clear that he did little to no research on the topic he is discussing.

He is Dunning-Kruger effect incarnate.


d293ce No.178881

>>178878

Well he does overthink everything. Over thinking doesn't lead to knowledge, it leads to false leads. That's what makes it over thinking. So at least it's an accurate description.


cebf46 No.178953

>>178881

Ah, good point. I guess I was just looking at it from Bob's perspective and what message he would be hoping to convey by calling himself that rather than the literal definition of overthinking.

This is Bob. We all know he was not trying to imply that his overthinking leads him to false conclusions, but most likely something along the lines of his overthinking leads him to deep insight far beyond the capacity of common plebs.

It pretty fucking funny actually. Even in selecting this label that is meant to identify him as a great intellectual force, he fucks it up and demonstrates he doesn't have a strong grasp on subtleties of the English language and proper usage of it's words.

Remember when he called Miyamoto an "iconoclast" in his shitty Mario book? I seriously wanted to curb stomp his fat ass for that one.


85c6f0 No.178961

>>178715

>>178693

>>178625

You dumb motherfuckers =^)


e6200a No.179116

>>178878

I think Bob may be the worst of the pseudo-intellectual SJWs. See, while other SJWs like McIntosh for example may be pretentious, pseudo-intellectual assholes, at least they have a reason for these pretensions. They've all got master's degrees and such from decent-ish universities.

Bob went to Community College because he was too dumb to go to a proper school. He majored in something like film studies and yet he still thinks he's this great intellect despite all indications being that he couldn't outsmart a goldfish.


a97cb9 No.179159

>>179116

He COULD outsmart a goldfish, a dog, a raven and probably even a chimpanzee. That's why people have misconceptions in the first place.


6e2b1f No.179171

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Funny how Blob is still following and re-tweeting Ian Miles Cheong even after he went on Milo's stream and has now slammed Anita on twitter for hiring a child molester as moderator. You'd think with someone as obsessed with "taking sides" as Bob is he would drop Cheong immediately


e6200a No.179175

>>179171

Bob's not in the loop. Probably doesn't know about Cheong's 'apology' to GamerGate.


d3fb80 No.179214

>>179175

He may soon enough.


bb1a82 No.179258

>>179214

the goy lives on his tweeter feed from day to day, what happened yesterday isnt real to him.


85c6f0 No.179331

>>179116

I think this is somewhat true. McIntosh and Anita have a high enough verbal IQ to make cogent arguments (even if they do misrepresent the evidence they use to prop up their arguments- i.e., showing game cutscenes out of context). They also have some basic internal consistency from one video to the next.

Now Bob on the otherhand is constantly tripping over his own words, and most of what he narrates and writes is a complete mess.

Another difference is that McAnitosh curate themselves carefully and release their statements slowly and cautiously, whereas Bob rants on impulse and constantly dives headlong into flamewars


83aa10 No.179358

>>179214

Unlikely I follow Chong and seem bob bitch about Chong not being a sj dumbass who wants to kill the laws that make the internet function like bob does


773aa5 No.179380

>>178805

>using fascist as a pejorative

>implying hitler did anything wrong

>the holocaust happened goy

>le ebin /pol/ is a hugbox may may

>>>/ovens/


4a0f87 No.179740

>>178953

>This is Bob. We all know he was not trying to imply that his overthinking leads him to false conclusions, but most likely something along the lines of his overthinking leads him to deep insight far beyond the capacity of common plebs.

Plus, his overthinking is underthinking from the perspective of actual intellects.


609bff No.179752

>>179740

It's been a long while since I've kept up with manchild #25345, could you guys refresh me on just how shallow his thinking is?

Like, is he matpat levels of stupid by jumping to asinine and unfounded conclusions related to vidya because he read something written by a nintendo intern in the 90's, or is this shallow thinking more focused on how Chad was secretly part of the Legion of Chad that coordinated and organized his highschool misery?


f5e21d No.179758

File: 1446414605807.png (423.66 KB, 965x564, 965:564, bob.png)

Wow, Bob is so totally not mad at South Park you guys.


bb1a82 No.179770

>>179758

is bob losing weight?


f5e21d No.179772

File: 1446419698264.png (175.79 KB, 599x337, 599:337, CSqHa3XUkAAFLaw.png)

>>179770

not really.


fe4656 No.179774

>>179380

Speaking of /pol/, here's some faggot you can trigger. >>>/pol/3805470


0c54ed No.179781

>>179770

Bob has a fluctuating body size. It is a symptom of fat people that have no commitment whatsoever about losing weight (Kevin Smith has the same problem).

They usually starve themselves miserable for a couple of weeks and lose like 10-15 pounds. Then they rebound and get even more miserable and the cycle begins again. Bob himself has stated several times about his 'genius' diet plans of starving himself and then eating a giant meal for dinner. So it comes as no surprise now that he has the diabetes.


e6200a No.179794

>>179752

I'm not quite sure what either of those things mean, but he's pretty stupid.

He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about most of the time. He often asserts his subjective opinions are objective facts. His videos are full of conjecture. He's very staunch in his political biases to the point that he will twist himself in knots trying to double-think around a particular issue. For example, people keep comparing his lord and saviour Anita Sarkeesian to anti-Video Game activist Jack Thompson, so Bob made a video saying Jack Thompson wasn't all that bad. A week or so later, a video comes out of Jack Thompson saying that even he thinks Anita is a hypocrite, so Bob turns around and tries to say that Jack Thompson is the devil.

If you're interested there's actually quite a lot that's been said and written about how stupid Bob really is.


85c6f0 No.179808

>>177864

I wonder if Trey and Matt aren't meta-trolling here. That Steven Seagal actually does look a bit like Blob


8e500e No.179810

>>179808

Nah, most fat people look alike. You could copy and paste blobs figure on to any games critic. I wouldn't be surprised if they were aware of some of the ins and outs of gamergate though


882f45 No.179822

File: 1446433917358.png (360.71 KB, 1266x838, 633:419, 1428582269257.png)

>>179781

but diabetes can actually make you go down in weight if you don't take the medication, obviously.

Think about it, his bloodsuger is so high that he is literally pissing soda. That is why its called diabetes since the piss taste sweet, so for blob he could save money with drinking his own piss.

Also, is he so out of time that he believes that people care about review scores anymore?

or does it come an age and time where you literally don't give a fuck.

Also, he is taking his nostalgia hard-on really big in the video of gamers being whimps when he talks about the real console wars which in his mind was snes and genesis. Not like there where other so-called console wars, where one shitposted in real life over why ps1 was the best or why ps1 was shit and so on.


8e500e No.179827

>>179822

Actually taking the medication would make him loose weight


e6200a No.179830

>>179827

Would it?

Undiagnosed diabetics tend to lose weight because their insulin production is fucked up and they're not taking in as much energy from food as they would be if they were on medication or if they were perfectly healthy.


882f45 No.179833

>>179830

that is actually true, why diabetes was a killer before insulin shots and other diabetic medication came to light.

Since they did not get much food to sustain much of the organs plus the name comes from the piss tasting sweet. I am not joking. He could literally drink his own piss at-least 3 times before it becomes toxic for his kidneys.

But the first time it would taste like sweet, really sweet.


cb0c2a No.179844

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cb0c2a No.179848

>>178039

Not Bob related but does anyone know when the purge of everything negative on TVtropes was purged? I want to find something i saw there before the purge happened


e6200a No.179849

>>179848

About 2010


cb0c2a No.179852

>>179380

>Pol isn't a hugbox

partly since it is an echo chamber first then a hugbox where you get treated like shit if you don't have the same opinions as the majority

Just like SJWS


cb0c2a No.179853

>>179849

Thanks


773aa5 No.179924

File: 1446496107612.jpg (30.74 KB, 320x304, 20:19, apostlikethat.jpg)

>>179852

the only opinions on /pol/ that are blasted are ones that aren't logically valid, like saying trannies aren't mentally ill

either way

>/pol/ is a monolith

>using the term SJW unironically

kill yourself


85eebd No.179928

>>179852

>you get treated like shit if you don't have the same opinions as the majority

If you're too much of a pussy to state your opinion in the face of opposition, what are you doing on a chan? Unlike SJWs, /pol/acks actually address your arguments. I've argued for controversial opinions on /pol/ many times.

>>179924

>using the term SJW unironically

Have I missed something? I probably have.


d3fb80 No.179979

>>179924

He has been killing himself for years with his obesity.

Also what the hell is he doing in /pol/?


823e9e No.180045

>>179924

That's not true. Try arguing in favor of Zionism on /pol/ (e.g. that it is in American interest to support the state of Israel) and you'll get called JIDF, shill, kike, etc. Not to mention people posting infographics or six-hour Youtube videos completely unrelated to what you said.

Sure, a minority might respond to your argument in a reasoned manner, if it is sufficiently reasoned to begin with, but you have to admit that a great deal of blasting would occur.

That said, I think the most common response (if your post cannot be easily refuted) is to simply ignore it.


90d58d No.180223

>>180045

Are you saying /pol/s evidence is unconvincing and it won't change your mind, while also saying /pol/ is a a hug box because they aren't convinced by your evidence? Are you saying /pol/ is a hug box because they don't hug you?

Also if you are a person who says America should defend and assist the Jewish state, I'm not sure why the term 'Jewish International Defense Force' would seem an unfair label.


d1ae16 No.180224

>>180223

Save it for /pol/ motherfucker, no-one else cares


a97cb9 No.180229

>>179794

Oh man that's great. It would be interesting to see how his opinion of Jack has fluctuated over the years.

Remember when he freaked out because gamers weren't going along with his suggestion to bend over and take Neeta's cock? He said "I DIDN'T DEFEND GAMES FOR THIS." Defending games, as in standing up to Jack and the other moral crusaders.

Before that, he was like "yo guys, we beat Jack and his friends, and you all did a great job fighting this war. Now it's time to lay down your arms and accept feminist criticism." Meanwhile offering no arguments against the assertion that Neeta is worse than Jack in terms of her lying and manipulative behavior.

In fact, he repeatedly defended the notion that gamers, himself included, do not have the right to disagree with Neeta. We're supposed to have lost that right when "we" called her a slut on Kickstarter.


3578dd No.180230

>>176054

Mundanematt looks like movie Bob Fat, Autistic brother

How the fuck does one look more unhealthy than Movie Bob himself?

https://youtu.be/mQmXFBaysHw


3578dd No.180231

>>179772

I bet Bob use green screens to pretend he fucking underage anime femboys.


a97cb9 No.180232

>>180230

He looks younger and less fat to me. Skin's not as greasy either.


4a0f87 No.180258

>>179758

>Gamers become wimps

I'd argue that they finally grew a backbone and stood up to these Social Justice cucks, but that's just what I think. After all, Bob's totally not a beta male or anything.

>>179781

>Bob himself has stated several times about his 'genius' diet plans of starving himself and then eating a giant meal for dinner.

You can't be serious, right?


e6200a No.180260

>>180258

I'm pretty sure it was in Bob's infamous dieting video. The one that's now even more hilariously ironic now that he's got diabetes.


dacdba No.180261

>>178805

That's not true at all. Read Hitler: Beyond Evil and Tyranny by R.H.S. Stolfi.

>>179380

I can never tell if people who make posts like this are trolling or genuine neo/pol/ retards who took Internet jokes seriously thinking they were in good company.


773aa5 No.180267

File: 1446581898918.jpg (27.32 KB, 203x345, 203:345, seriouslygoy?.jpg)

>>180261

>Fascism isn't a codeword for things I don't understand or agree with

>You can list anything Hitler did that can be labeled as bad

>You can prove the holocaust happened as hollywood sells it

>The second biggest board and the board with the most reach across all boards on this site is a hugbox because i said so


e6200a No.180269

>>180261

>>180267

Can you tards seriously just take this shit to /pol/? Nobody here cares.


dacdba No.180282

File: 1446588093105.png (49.8 KB, 158x137, 158:137, 1380769001879.png)

>>180267

>thinking he was necessarily using fascism as a pejorative term when National Socialism is a form of fascism

>thinking Hitler's siege mentality, view of Slavs, and support for mass murder weren't bad

>thinking the Holocaust as it happened and the pop culture version of the Holocaust are the same thing

>thinking /pol/ isn't a NEETSoc circlejerk where dissenting opinions are stigmatized and anyone who doesn't toe the line isn't accused of being a shill


a97cb9 No.180287

File: 1446589618249.png (114.34 KB, 587x507, 587:507, xRPOz.png)

>>180267

>>180282

If we could talk about literally anything else than Hitler, that would be great.

Like, I don't even care about off-topic discussion, personally.

Ancient aliens, yes or no? How could stonehenge or the pyramids be formed otherwise, right?


a97cb9 No.180289

File: 1446589821489.png (229.34 KB, 800x613, 800:613, Salt Mines 1.png)

>>180267

>>180282

If we could talk about literally anything else than Hitler, that would be great.

Like, I don't even care about off-topic discussion, personally. It's just that this is so… boring.

So ancient aliens, yes or no? How could stonehenge or the pyramids be formed otherwise, right?


a97cb9 No.180290

>>180289

God damn it. The server derped and I accidentally posted twice.

Hitler discussions still boring. How about Mao, good guy or bad?


d293ce No.180291

>>180290

Dictators are rarely good and he wasn't an exception. Evil.


e6200a No.180295

>>180287

I'm gonna say no.

Have you seen Stonehenge? Anybody could've built that shit.


09bec9 No.180385

>>180230

Shouldn't this be in RTU's thread, retard?


d293ce No.180390

>>180295

It actually had a bigger brother. Much bigger. http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/07/europe/new-superhenge-discovery/

Hey, at least it's not Hitler.


e2356d No.180414

File: 1446638476843.png (32.6 KB, 576x347, 576:347, laugh.png)


a97cb9 No.180417

>>180390

That's really neat


e6200a No.180426

>>180390

It still doesn't look like anything only Ancient Martians could have possibly built.


2c50c5 No.180431

>>180414

>I'm nostalgic for my childhood and I'm the only one ever to have felt this way!

Grow. Up. Fat. Fuck.


3f8f03 No.180465

>>180414

>BLOO BLOO WHY ISN'T DA FUTURE FULL OF HOVERCARS

>WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE STILL HAVE RIGHTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE


90d58d No.180469

>>180414

Yeah childhood is great and everything but being a self-realized adult who knows how free he truly is, is way better


a97cb9 No.180475

>>180414

Is that a recent tweet? I suppose it must be, given the pumpkin avatar. But I swear he's said this at least twice before.

Perhaps he's come to the point where he believes that remembering something for more than two seconds is a gift which only big-brained hyper-intellectuals like himself posses, so he has to meticulously remind everyone of his views every few minutes.


e6200a No.180479

>>180475

>I suppose it must be, given the pumpkin avatar.

All your tweets use your current avatar, avatar's no indication of when a tweet was made


9c7257 No.180496

>>180475

It's from yesterday (Nov. 3)


36a809 No.180497

>>180414

Clearly his father's generation was much better since they grew up and did something with their lives.

Actually, this isn't a generation thing, more of a personal issue, is Moviebob finally realizing that his career as an independent critic and filmmaker isn't working out?


db31d0 No.180498

>>180469

Agreed, I have never found myself wishing to be a kid again. Granted, my childhood was terrible, but still.


85eebd No.180501

>>180290

>How about Mao, good guy or bad?

Not as good as Hitler.


9f2708 No.180512

File: 1446684746344.jpg (32.7 KB, 500x370, 50:37, 1330348141222.jpg)

>>176054

>$3957.29/mo

>moviebob sits around and grunts out movie reviews seeded with progressive liberal commentary

>and gets paid $48,500 a year before taxes for it

>while i'm paying off college debts and earning about $30,000 a year as an IT professional


220b99 No.180525

>>180512

I just looked at his patreon an it says $3,845.25 before taxes and patreon cut. You are probably getting payed more and have an actual skill set which will more than likely increase your pay as you get experience. This is the "feels good" moment for me about these people. As Bob struggles to be relevant and maintain his patreon pay, I am gaining experience to hopefully bet an even better paying job or get a promotion.

[spoiler]chemistry if curious[spoiler]


cb0c2a No.180526

>>180525

>>180512

Taxes, Patreon cut and however much he gives to his SJWs overlords


cb0c2a No.180528

>>180526

I meant San Francisco overlords


7e08a3 No.180539

>>180426

It's not like pyramids are hard to build, either. Takes a lot of time and effort, but not hard. Didn't even need slavery, just a ton of farmers with nothing to do til the Nile floods.


e6200a No.180540

>>180526

>>180528

They're the same thing

Have we found out, via the Patreon leaks, just how many betabux Bob is giving in tribute to these cunts?


36a809 No.180558

>>180512

It's not enough considering he lives in a basement apartment.


d293ce No.180568

File: 1446705146068.jpg (118.45 KB, 1536x978, 256:163, o-GODADDY-SUPER-BOWL-COMME….jpg)

>>180512

That must get you so much pussy though. Right?


4a0f87 No.180644

File: 1446757043860.gif (1.98 MB, 603x339, 201:113, Darling.gif)

>>180512

>Be me

>Doctor

>Make more than this

>Plus I contribute to society and save lives

>Moviebob still thinks he's better than me because he "has the right politics"

>mfw I know better


e6200a No.180648

>>180644

You'll be amputating his legs one day.

Then he'll really hate you.


bd9f9a No.180651

File: 1446759774060.gif (1.94 MB, 450x259, 450:259, 1443748135597.gif)

> Moviebob puts out a review for the new James Bond

> Claims it wants to be a Marvel movie

I'll let that speak for itself.

Also he spends the entire review making more "its cow poo poo vomit shit fuck" jokes and doesn't have a good thing to say about it. Has he liked a single movie he's reviewed since he got dropped from the Escapist?


a97cb9 No.180652

>>180651

His Pixels review blew up because everyone wanted to hear him get overly pissed off at a movie they hated. I have a sneaking suspicion that he wants to repeat that success, and will seize any moderately disappointing film to do so.


13b829 No.180661

File: 1446761632595.webm (499.15 KB, 254x262, 127:131, 1444262625741.webm)

>>180652

this…blobert chipman thinks he can be a movie AVGN


e6200a No.180662

>>180652

It's always the prerogative of hacks to never realise when a flash in the pan is a flash in the pan.


d293ce No.180672

>>180651

I wish they would just give Tarantino the bond franchise.


9c7257 No.180673

File: 1446763550483.jpg (89.23 KB, 594x472, 297:236, Andrew-dice-clay.jpg)

>>180662

Yo mudda was a flash in da pan, OH!


bd9f9a No.180685

>>180652

That's what I figured, but the only reason his Pixels review got so out of control was because people wanted to hate Pixels. They went out looking for someone to rip Pixels a new one before it was even out.

No one is really looking for a new James Bond movie to be bad, and short of box office stinkers that where the poor quality is beyond doubt (like anything else Adam Sandler will ever make), they don't either.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I guess he doesn't realize people didn't like his Pixels review because of his cutting wit, rugged charm, and amazingly ebin combocussing.


36a809 No.180708

>>180651

I wonder what he will say about the Marvel Movies when they eventually collapse or produce a dud.


e6200a No.180709

>>180708

He'll still say they're the best thing ever because he's a total fanboy. Look at his defence of Spider-Man 3, a terrible movie by any objective standard.


e6200a No.180710

>>180672

If Bond survived Roger Moore they could probably survive Quentin Tarantino as well.


5367d8 No.180715

>>180512

Nigga what area are you working at that you make so little?

These days any idiot in IT is making $60k, and you wouldn't imagine the shitshows that get to $100k


4a0f87 No.180759

>>180648

I'll make sure to tell him that I'm a Trump Supporter, a Gamergate supporter, a Egalitarian, a Call of Duty fan, an Adam Sandler fan, and all the things that he hates while also saving his life.


d293ce No.180760

>>180759

You can't really be all of those things.


b9b7a6 No.180764

>>180759

You will only need to say this:

"Bob Chipman? Oh right! I think my girlfriend was in your class back in highschool."


e6200a No.180770

>>180759

Just tell him you're a GamerGate supporter. Then he can actually honestly say that GamerGate took his legs.


09bec9 No.180772

File: 1446802122462.jpg (72.36 KB, 1023x663, 341:221, 1445112717393.jpg)

>>180759

>That should be a clean bill of health for you, Mr. Chipman. Keep to that diet.

>Thanks, doc!

>By the way, you're a… gamer correct?

>Yes, yes I am.

>Oh, there was an interesting movement in video games culture that I found to be refreshing. Maybe you've heard of it? It's called GamerGate. The missis' showed it to me and it was really refreshing to see. You should check it out! You might just strike it big as a commentator, eh? Hah ha ha! Have a good day, Mr. Chipman!

>His reaction when


23e0d5 No.180779

>>180772

>That should be a clean bill of health for you, Mr. Chipman. Keep to that diet.

>Thanks, doc!

>By the way, you're a… gamer correct? I only ask. because you're wearing a different super Mario t-shirt every time your walk in here.

>Yes, yes I am.

>Oh, there was an interesting movement in video games culture that I found to be refreshing. Maybe you've heard of it? It's called GamerGate. The missis' showed it to me and it was really refreshing to see. You should check it out! You might just strike it big as a commentator, eh? Hah ha ha! Have a good day, Mr. Chipman!

>His reaction when

Slightly more accurate version


b9b7a6 No.180808

>>180772

>>180779

>Gamer

No guys thats wrong! Don't you know a professional like him refers to himself as a "player"?

Gamers are dead after all.


4a0f87 No.180834

>>180808

> Don't you know a professional like him refers to himself as a "player"?

>Bob

>Player

Girls won't even let him touch him.


460764 No.180850

File: 1446839133024.gif (1.41 MB, 300x223, 300:223, donkeykongnogodwhat.gif)

>>180672

>wanting to watch bond prep the bull


a97cb9 No.180852

File: 1446839297078.gif (17.04 KB, 331x500, 331:500, 511e2d9ccdd9f2cd9c1c77810b….gif)


13b829 No.180856

File: 1446843458997-0.jpg (15.89 KB, 227x255, 227:255, 1445383020810.jpg)

File: 1446843458997-1.jpg (7.95 KB, 170x255, 2:3, 1445386696615-0.jpg)

>>180770

>gamergate took his legs


a06842 No.180921

>>180709

He also defended Phantom Menace just so he could play devil's advocate to Red Letter Media. But he didn't counter a single point they made, just made up some points to counter.


a06842 No.180925

>>>180715

My guess is help desk or tech support. Pay is shit and the job only exists to get that 3-5 years experience that well paying IT jobs require.

>>180512

But that job presumably comes with health, retirement, and other benefits and the pay will only get bigger the longer you work. Blob has none of that as a freelancer and I doubt he's saving any of it for any of those things.


4a0f87 No.180956

>>180921

Red Letter Media is making way more than him on Patreon, and they encourage their fans to not overspend on their donations.


e6200a No.180957

>>180925

Bob's not going to live long enough to retire


ec09cb No.180969

File: 1446892819580.png (9.21 KB, 520x172, 130:43, that much salt can't be go….png)

so blob and the rest of the goony rainbow haired beardtwinks are jacking off to the zoe quinn movie news.


e6200a No.180977

>>180969

How long until Bob finally cracks and tells all about The Escapist? We know he wants to.


ac63b6 No.180978

>>180969

how is the shitty Quinn movie is the biggest gaming news of the day? He does realize that its a movie literally about e-drama and that its one of the most pathetic ideas for a movie of all time.


ec09cb No.180983

>>180977

I'm surprised he hasn't already.

>>180978

The Hashtag is all that is evil in this world and something something something who gives a shit.

isn't there a Warcraft movie trailer out? wouldn't that be the "biggest gaming news" of the day/week?


155fe8 No.180986

>>180983

>>180977

He's probably under some NDA. But knowing how much of an idiot Bob is, he'll probably will eventually.


c31e44 No.180990

>>180978

It will turn into gone girl halfway through. She's a cheating psychopath.


e6200a No.180993

>>180986

Is it common practice not to mention the fact that there's an NDA if you're under an NDA?

Because the way Bob spergs, if there's nothing in the agreement saying he can't mention there's an agreement, he'd have mentioned there was an agreement.

We all know why he got fired anyway….


e6200a No.180996

>>180978

It's not even news really. Chelsea's shitty book, which isn't even out yet, has been optioned for a movie, the movie hasn't even been greenlit and it's not in production.

Chances are high that it won't even be made, for a variety of reasons.


5276ea No.181023

>>180969

More 'that-which-shall-not-be-name'ing from movieblob. How are his words supposed to mean anything when he won't use proper nouns? He really assumes we're all there in his head with him, huh?


a47b45 No.181040

>>180996

God i wish it will get through.It'll be SVU all over again


2a2b8f No.181102

>>181023

If we were, we could at least give him a fucking stroke.


609bff No.181160

>>181102

Blob's entire life has been a gradual stroke, hence his retardification throughout the decades. Obsessing over an overrated toy company didn't help either.


4a0f87 No.181166

>>180969

Is he talking about that Zoe Quinn movie though?


bd9f9a No.181170

>>180983

> biggest gaming news

I don't think Bob really even considers himself a "gamer" anymore, not after the GG debacle and how "disgusted" he is with the community and industry. He seems to be gravitating more to a catch all pop culture swill approach, which will make the gaming scene lighter in more ways than one.

Hell, didn't he say he was going to keep the Game Overthinker going and then not do anything with it since?


85424a No.181177

>>181166

Yes he's really thrilled about m'lady's movie maybe being a thing. With how many burgers he stuffs himself with every day I imagine she's always on his mind.


4a0f87 No.181179

>>181177

That's the only Five Guys situation he's ever been involved in.


ec09cb No.181192

File: 1446970577248.png (109.52 KB, 581x1041, 581:1041, movieblob rubs one out to ….png)

>>181166

yeah, he was pretty much creaming his pants the other day


ec09cb No.181193

File: 1446971002510.png (157.04 KB, 905x1396, 905:1396, DISENFRANCHISE GAMERS NOW ….png)

>blob thinks he is an expert on things that matter


a97cb9 No.181210

>>181192

It's as though he doesn't remember the SVU episode at all… the movie announcement may as well say HERE COMES ANOTHER ROUND OF DANK MEMES

Also, the movie might happen, that's all that's been confirmed. It's been "optioned" as far as I've heard.

>>181193

When he says "the rest of the civilized world," he means western Europe and Scandinavia, right? That's the part of the world which is mostly critical of the US from a leftist perspective. Does he have any idea how small that is?


0ada35 No.181215

>>181210

He's not referring to any culture(s), just people who are his side, as usual.

Do we have any idea how far back this egocentric fascist attitude goes? It's really disturbing imagining this guy as a kid having these kinds of thoughts about jocks and Sega fanboys in his school.


90b75f No.181223

>>181210

"rest of the world" is just liberal speak for people i agree with


61e4e9 No.181228

>>181193

Wow, this is really all too much. Bob clearly hasn't played a CoD game probably ever. He seems to believe they're about American Imperialism and conquering, when pretty much every CoD I can think of is about a squad of people preventing a nuclear attack and reducing global war behind the scenes. They're pretty universally about the reduction of death and conflict. Self-congratulatory fantasy? America is the villain in so many CoD games, they're practically James Bond stories where some interior threat turns out to be the enemy. And then he says the world will resent CoD because the world doesn't like the USA. And I guess the whole point of this is to… say CoD is more popular in the US than in other places? What a revelation.

Oh my God Bob stop with your quotes "you" "look" "like" "a" retard "when" "you" "keep" "doing" "this"


a97cb9 No.181231

>>181228

I remember actually watching his review of CoD: Ghosts, which he deemed to be the most problematic CoD ever because the beaners become an evil super-power and steal a space weapon.

Nonetheless, I can't help but feel that you're right and he never actually played them. Maybe he just reads the plot synopsis and stops halfway through if he doesn't find anything he can bitch about in a social justice framework. The CoDs with modern settings have ALWAYS been about ambiguity. Moral and political. It made the first two really interesting to play, but it also functions to make the games appealing to both left and right.


2a2b8f No.181241

File: 1447000392411.png (90.11 KB, 238x276, 119:138, 1427625995403.png)

>>181193

Jesus Jumping Christ, Bob, are you this fucking retarded?

You seriously associate game preferences with fucking the political spectrum.

Bob, I know you're reading this, you fat turd. You probably have 8ch marked so you can come here and find problematic things.

Do you have any idea how colossally fucking retarded you are? Any clue? Can you manage to keep food in your mouth when you fucking chew?

You're seriously trying to associate political belief with what people play. Call of Duty is popular because it's a casual FPS that provides online functionality.

BOB, NO ONE PLAYS A CALL OF DUTY FOR THE FUCKING STORY YOU STUPID FAT FAGGOT. IT'S DIGITAL PAINTBALL, YOU'VE SAID IT YOURSELF IN THE PAST.

Do you know why the CoDs have abysmally short singleplayers? BECAUSE PEOPLE BUY THEM FOR MULTIPLAYER. NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO PLAY GAMES FOR THEIR STORY, BOB. THIS IS BECAUSE VIDEO GAMES HAVE SHITTY STORIES.

Goddamnit, Bob, you're morbidly obese and diabetic. You should be exercising as opposed to coming up with stupid shit.

I've honestly never see a more delusional and utterly fucking stupid individual.


ea3970 No.181248

I don't imagine he is reading that or that he's ever been here


5367d8 No.181249

>>181215

>It's really disturbing imagining this guy as a kid having these kinds of thoughts about jocks and Sega fanboys in his school.

Actually it would be less disturbing at the time considering he was probably that sperg fat fuck getting bullied to shit by "jocks" every single day

This guy is like 34 right? that means highschool ended 16 years ago for him………and he's still completely obsessed over this shit

He's already a diabetic on a countdown to getting his feet cut and going blind, and yet instead of living what little time he has left he's still reeling about shit that happened around 20+ years ago


bf1384 No.181254

>>180230

Turn that pesky thing off.


a47b45 No.181264

>>181192

>they think we're unhappy about SVU 2: Slut Boogaloo being made


da4f7b No.181281

>>181264

Shit, that was the best time I had on this site all year!


85424a No.181284

>>181264

Most of the cancerous sorta on twitter, and really everywhere, seem to use the fact that someone is talking about something or laughing about someone as evidence that they're mad.


27bf74 No.181389

How has no one gotten this faggots dox yet? We know he lives outside Boston and his real name, why is his info so tough to find?


0ada35 No.181393

>>181389

It's not that it's hard, it's just not worthwhile for many people because Bob already acts like his personal life is being disrupted all the time. Plus it's likely that doxing Bob would be more disruptive to his parents than Bob himself.


c0b8d7 No.181394

>>181389

We have his dox >>178169

In the unlikely event that he doesn't still live with his mother, well then we've got his mother's dox


85d631 No.181410

>>181394

To involve his mother in her grown ass manbaby is a step too far I think,


b0b9c5 No.181413

>>181394

His mother visits /cow/ on a daily basis to laugh at her son.


a22787 No.181415

>>181210

Does Bob cuck for Islam too?


be0951 No.181417

>>181410

no such thing as too far


ec09cb No.181419

File: 1447091814073-0.png (28.61 KB, 572x337, 572:337, cry more, diabetic autist.png)

File: 1447091814073-1.png (23.85 KB, 552x188, 138:47, wahhh.png)


c0b8d7 No.181420

>>181419

Whose child did he threaten to kidnap?


ec09cb No.181422

>>181420

Devin Faraci tweeted something about how that Alpha Omega Sin guy's kid should be taken away because AOS is "unstable" or something.

even though that's his schtick, being pissed off and metal, and Gay Saddam Hussein has no idea what he's like off-camera.


c0b8d7 No.181423

>>181422

Where does Bob come into it? Did he retweet or something?


bb1a82 No.181424

>>181419

the goy is unbelievable

>>181394

if this can be confirmed we should capitalize on it


ec09cb No.181425

>>181423

yeah, retweeted it since he sniffs faraci's farts. and then got all huffy when his notifications filled up with people saying "that's stupid bob"


c0b8d7 No.181427

>>181424

>if this can be confirmed we should capitalize on it

There's a phone number there, it certainly can be confirmed.


deea54 No.181432

>>181193

STOP PUTTING WORDS INTO PARENTHESIS, BLOB! IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOUND SMART!


13b829 No.181436

File: 1447101008501-0.jpg (23.4 KB, 290x324, 145:162, 1446863795834.jpg)

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>>181193

>>181419

>anyone who doesn't like what bob likes is a racist republican dude bro

jesus how bitter can you be for being a 35 year old virgin obsessed with mario


a22787 No.181445

>>181419

Decoder Ring? What, stuff like naming a cat Niggerman was too subtle for him?


bb1a82 No.181461

>>181427

im just a stupid cattle-grill from canada i cant confirm :^)


61e4e9 No.181463

>>181419

>Lovecraft situation

I have a strong faith Chipman here hasn't read any Lovecraft

for reasons such as

>>181445

this


609bff No.181470

>>181463

Blob doesn't read anything more complex than the handful of 80's issues of nintendo power (the rest are unclean 90's filth) and his high school year book.


54eb15 No.181472

>>181419

I love how he tries to come off as some sort of genius, yet he can't even use a semicolon properly.

>his work is A LOT less impressive

You can hate or love craft, but calling the grandfather of modern horror "less impressive" is something I would expect someone with no grasp of literature to say.

Then again, this is a guy that found deep meaning in Super Mario Bros 3.


220b99 No.181492

File: 1447121538785-0.png (328.9 KB, 621x1305, 69:145, lovecraft summarized by SJ….png)

File: 1447121538799-1.png (37.54 KB, 928x270, 464:135, earnigns.png)

>>181463

Here is the complete twitter blog post of his, and I think that he has read Lovecraft. He just cannot view it without a SJW lens that judges the author over his actual work.

I would argue that Lovecraft's works are more anti-theist with his gods being described in a similar way that god is described in the bible or other religious texts but made them malevolent, but like most good literary works, it is open for interpretation. Also, his works were written in a post WW1 era where there was a lot of suspicion of the outside world and many of his monsters were inspired by nightmares he had as a child and drew when he woke up.

Anyway, my sperg post is done. Stigmatization: Bob is still an idiot that cannot see past his SJW "problematic" lenses. He has also been trolling for attention a lot lately while his patreon continues to go down so this may be his latest attempt to increase that.


220b99 No.181493

>>181492

Shit, I don't know why it auto-corrected to Stigmatization. It is supposed to be Summation.


c0b8d7 No.181526

>>181492

Bob doesn't read. He most likely glossed over Locecraft's Wikipedia page and then bought some Lovecraft just so that he can say he owns it. I mean look at all the plastic crap he owns.


a97cb9 No.181530

>>181472

Fun fact: Zoe made a flash game called "Lovecraft or Hitler" where you're given a quote and have to guess which one of them said it.


85eebd No.181534

>>181530

http://www.beesgo.biz/horp.html

It was made with twine and is amazingly funny. Example:

>Are you kinda depressed yet? These are awful.

>

>"It is a fact, however, that sentimentalists exaggerate the woes of the average negro. Millions of them would be perfectly cocks with servile status if good physical treatment and amusement could be assured them, and they may yet form a well-managed agricultural peasantry."

>

>Which jerkstore spewed this bile?

She constantly feels a need to insult them and point out how she can't even with those quotes. The above quote, by Lovecraft, is not even hateful or bile in any sense. Give the people bread and circuses and they will be cocks, as Juvenal noted about the people of Rome. I'm not saying that it's necessarily true, I'm merely pointing at her fondness of dismissing anyone who disagrees with her as insane instead of pointing

>"Mankind has grown great in eternal struggle, and only in eternal peace does it perish."

>

>Waaah waaah waaah. Who does this blubbering belong to?

She doesn't have much self-awareness, either.

Every slide contains an aweful pun, by the way. Also, she used the term "shitlord" unironically.


ec09cb No.181537

>>181492

>really commonplace … of that period

that sums up about how "racist" I ever got the impression Lovecraft was. just room-temperature for the time he lived in, as opposed to, say, actual Klansman when they actually lynched people and lit crosses in peoples' yards.

if he were alive today, I seriously doubt Lovecraft would be posting on Stormfront and endorsing Trump for no reason other than "because he'll get rid of those fucking beaners".

plus blob's "Racist Decoder Ring" seems like a cheap joshintosh knockoff, of the "fun is code for violence against women and minorities" type. if you're hell-bent on interpreting cultists as really meaning da JOOZ, that's what you're going to get out of it, and then anything with cultists becomes racist/anti-semitic and suddenly True Detective's first season is really an adaptation of Mein Kampf or Koreaphobic propaganda - the Yellow King is Kim Jong Un, of course. also the only reason anybody has a problem with Scientology is because there are a lot of them in Hollywood and you know who runs Hollywood right?

>blob attempting to armchair-diagnose anyone's mental health after publishing his own "the console wars were my Vietnam" bullshit.


d293ce No.181548

>>181472

No. That would be Edgar Allan Poe. You could call him one of the fathers of sci-fi horror, along with Chambers but I feel that may also be a stretch. Simply based on timeline.


13b829 No.181549

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>>181537

>posting on Stormfront and endorsing Trump

you have to go back shill


4a0f87 No.181551

>>181193

Oh gee, I wonder why gamers are more conservative when idiots like you go around dicksucking the left wing 24/7 and advocate for censorship of games for stupid reasons. Maybe you're part of the "problem" bob.


93e858 No.181559

>>181193

you know what, I sincerely hope CoD succeeds long after Nintendo goes completely bankrupt, just to see Bob cry himself to sleep every night


93e858 No.181569

considering that i have a lecture i need to go to soon & am running on a couple hours of sleep, i'm just gonna dump my thoughts here & now

Bob, I'm glad you don't identify as a gamer. you're helping to, by your own admission, make the "better" gamer, solely by trying to disassociate yourself from gamers as much as you can

you can just call anyone who has different opinions than you misogynists, traitors, or right-wingers/right-wing conspiracy theorists despite the fact that there's literally nothing wrong with being a republican but at the end of the day your pseudo-intellectual bullshit is doing little more than devaluing the storage space of all the online companies whose websites you use

you don't know shit about fitness that isn't common knowledge if not misinformation, you make accusations towards games that are often because of your own preconceived notions that automatically flavor it as problematic, and you can't see how far you've fallen to the point where it's sad

yes, you had some relevance once, but those days are long gone & you're just going to fade away like the several double-belt wearing nerds before you, lying on your recliner with doritos in one hand & mountain dew in the other as you refuse to grow up & actually accept that other people have different opinions


4a0f87 No.181571

>>181559

I don't give a shit about Call of Duty or Mario or other gay shit nerds seem to care about, but If Call of Duty makes Moviebob mad, then I hope it does well too.


6c4e65 No.181584

>>181445

Actually, considering how much he liked cats, that's probably the closest he's ever gotten to complimenting non-white people.

Bob's still a moron though. Lovecraft was NEVER subtle on that subject. Fuck, the Deep Ones were basically allegory for race mixing!


609bff No.181586

>>181584

Bob wouldn't get it even if a deep one was wearing a bindi, sombrero, nikes, and beat the fat fuck to the ground with a draydel.


3480a4 No.181640

>>181559

As long as Treyarch is still around, at least 1/3 of the games that come out will guarantee this.

>>181228

Can't much say COD is a "murica fuck year" type game when the quality of writing in IW games is "some white guy died after shooting up an airport therefore russia declares war on the US" or "the middle east explodes so br hue hue hues invade and take over america after hacking a satellite missile system also the plane scene from TDKR happens", Sledgehammer games are "something something let's copy Titanfall's movement system", and Treyarch's are "the worst of the WW2 games but with decent enough story, vietnam with numbers stations and intrigue, and actually caring".

>>181410

Well… if the bothering of his mother is "what the fuck is your son doing with his life"…


a97cb9 No.181688

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>>181640

MW2 is more like "what if a group of Russian political extremists staged their own personal 9/11 incident on Russian soil and make it look like the Yanks did it."

The fact that it was actually a US general who hired the leader of the extremists, because said general believes he knows what's best for America, and "what's best for America" is a fucking total war with Russia… it kind of blows Blob's continuous assertions about these games being pro-U.S.-imperialist out of the water.

Also, in MW1, the U.S goes to "liberate" some sandy shithole and they get COOKED BY AN ARAB NUKE for their trouble.

You can make the argument that the Modern Warfares glorify military service, but that is realistically where you have to stop.

I don't get the hate the first two MWs get for their writing at all, personally. They're fun spy thrillers. There's even some neat foreshadowing in MW2 where Shepherd calls Makarov a "whore for money." The reason he knows is because the dude is on his payroll.


4a0f87 No.181708

>>181688

>I don't get the hate the first two MWs get for their writing at all

I think it's mostly from people looking back and seeing how stagnant gaming became after those two came out and made billions.

The other complaints come from brain dead liberal dipshits thinking it aint right to glorify America like that, the same people who complain about American Sniper for that same reason.


b1e685 No.181713

>>181492

While Lovecraft's actions and words out of the context of his books definitely display racism I think it is slightly unfair to analyse much of his fiction that way. I feel that Lovecraft deliberately cultivated a sense of paranoia and fear at "the other" in much of his work and in that context racism and xenophobia make a lot of sense.


d293ce No.181716

>>181713

Actually he was by all accounts a xenophobic racist. Not that this should bother anyone today. The bigger problem is that while his work was conceptually brilliant the execution was not. Which is just a crying shame.


d293ce No.181718

File: 1447271356028.jpg (75.76 KB, 630x344, 315:172, danger 5 things Twitch.JPG)

>>181716

When, long ago, the gods created Earth

In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.

The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;

Yet were they too remote from humankind.

To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,

Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.

A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,

Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger. – On the Creation of Niggers (1912)

by H. P. Lovecraft

Seriously. There is no other context in which to take that.


609bff No.181732

>>181716

Bullshit, his execution was just fine. If you want to see garbage prose then look at anything being pushed at B&N.


e759e4 No.181736

>>177031

He's not not new, peckerwood, he is the Falcon has the same beliefs and has worked with white Cap for years, hell, he even subbed for Cap 2 decades ago.

Quit projecting your primitive shit so as to revise history.


d293ce No.181741

>>181732

You can't be serious. I'm sorry fanboy but it's not very good. I love the ideas he explored, but his prose was God aweful.


d293ce No.181742

>>177005

Comic books traditionally leaned to the left while science fiction had a right wing bend. Heinlein for instance was a Goldwater backer. I'm not entirely certain why this happens.


609bff No.181788

>>181741

Please, enlighten me as to how any of the trash you read is superior in any capacity, or that his skills were lacking compared to his peers.

Go back to reading john dies at the end you fucking hipster.


d293ce No.181796

>>181788

Do you always get this angry when someone doesn't appreciate your tastes?


0b0031 No.181798

>>181742

That's actually fascinating. Hadn't thought about that before. Not that Goldwater was all that right wing (Johnson's campaign smeared him as a baby killing hawk when it was Johnson that expanded the war in Vietnam), but the point still remains.


d293ce No.181805

>>181798

I only noticed it after reading Spinrads commentary on it. A little book called The Iron Dream. Just as I only noticed the left lean to paintings after being exposed to some Salvador Dali. It's so deeply embedded into the culture that you have to see an outlier to even notice. Since with comic books we notice immediately maybe there is still hope.


60091e No.182099

>>181559

Better yet, Super Mario Bros: Call of Duty Edition!


a97cb9 No.182108

>>182099

"I have the greatest respect for the Call of Duty franchise and the values it represents." -Shigeru Miyamoto


ec09cb No.182129

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c0b8d7 No.182132

>>182129

If Bob actually read Fleming he might just have a seizure.


bb1a82 No.182147

has the fat faggot started freaking out about the new Zelda announcement?


c0b8d7 No.182151

>>182147

He's posted about it. Nothing interesting. Basically he thinks Nintendo are going to make a full gender-swapped Zelda game now.


d293ce No.182157

>>182151

That is possible. Expect cleavage.


bacd47 No.182190

>>182129

He's right you know, that theme song for Live and Let Die was total ass


240ab2 No.182194

>>181796

He's right though. Lovecraft's execution was great. You haven't made any points, just said (insert famous author* wasn't a good writer, which is the mating call of the signalling hipster.


220b99 No.182195

File: 1447460236095.png (56.94 KB, 486x452, 243:226, fucking dropping.png)

FUCKING DROPPING

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Bob is about to have to work at gamestop again.


ec09cb No.182196

File: 1447460448043.jpg (48.91 KB, 594x417, 198:139, josh and blob being faggot….jpg)

>snackbars turn Paris into a warzone

>josh and blob immediately start jacking each other off about how it's white people's fault


f061e1 No.182206

>>182196

>jacking

thats too masculine of a word. They'd prefer to say they're exfoliating each others appendage.


220b99 No.182207

>>182195

Shit must have been a glitch. It jumped back up to around the usual amount.


d293ce No.182209

>>182194

Compared to Edgar Allen Poe and Robert W. Chambers it's really not. It's not terrible but it's not great. Especially the dialogue.


0c0a14 No.182211

>>182196

Josh comes off as totally apathetic.

Is he severely autistic or something?


0c0a14 No.182212

>>182211

I mean Johnathan*


240ab2 No.182223

>>182209

Still no points. Just namedropping and "it's not as good as my faves".


d293ce No.182227

>>182223

My point is it's not the best of the genre. That's all. It's not just me either. Loads of people feel this way and the question at hand is subjective. That is all.


c9db6a No.182233

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>>182196

>>182129

>>181419

>>181193

>>181192

I haven't been around the GG crowd sense Early January, I thought this guy would have dropped off of the radar after he lost his job at the escapist. But no, he became an even bigger faggot than before.


8fa17d No.182242

>>182196

>Using tragedy to pimp your political bullshit is fucking despicable.

>Unless it's our political bullshit!

>Well, of course.


240ab2 No.182247

>>182227

>his prose was God aweful.

>It's not terrible but it's not great

>My point is it's not the best of the genre.

Dat backpedaling. Stay hipster, fag.


c0b8d7 No.182255

>>182233

Bob's days are numbered and losing his job at The Escapist hurt him financially and emotionally. He is in a worse state than he was back in January


c0b8d7 No.182256

>>182196

I hope some terrorist kills them one day so that their families can bitch about how people who say Muslims are terrorists are vile racists perpetuating the oppression of Islamic peoples or some bullshit.


ec09cb No.182259

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>>182242

>that time he tweeted some "#JeSuisCharlie is essentially #WhiteLivesMatter" or some shit.


ec09cb No.182264

File: 1447483592632-0.png (219.42 KB, 1218x561, 406:187, blob sympathizes with terr….png)

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>blob changes his avatar to a French flag

>implying he isn't a full 3 inches erect thinking about dead white people


96e088 No.182265

>>182196

Where's the analysis about toxic masculinity in the Middle East you pussies?

I guess because chances are these guys don't even have videogames or hollywood blockbusters they're willing to turn a blind eye.


c0b8d7 No.182269

>>182264

Just when you think Blob couldn't be a bigger twat, he turns around and does shit like this.


85eebd No.182275

>>182227

>My point is it's not the best of the genre.

>That's all.

>It's not just me either. Loads of people feel this way

>and the question at hand is subjective.

>That is all.

Shut up or make som points. Your entire argument in this comment is

>My point is my that the claim I made is correct.

>That's all.

>People agree with me feel like I feel therefore I'm right.

>Besides, how skilled someone is is subjective.

>That's all.

Not to mention all


a97cb9 No.182288

File: 1447498335230.gif (1.6 MB, 500x281, 500:281, kate-middleton-reaction.gif)

>>182242

In just four simple tweets, they managed to reach a self-awareness singularity.

They fucking accidentally called each other out on their hypocrisy, then subsequently decided that they were actually fine because their political branch is so morally superior that it justifies, no, DEMANDS a double standard.


240ab2 No.182308

>>182259

>that tweet

w…what?

>>182264

>anyone tweeting violence at me will be blocked

heh heh heh, try to block this *teleports behind you* you've gotten slow moviebob *unsheathes uncirc'd penis*


f2c1d1 No.182313

>>182129

Live and Let die is fucking awesome. Only fucking faggots like bob would call it "problematic"


c0b8d7 No.182314

>>182313

Book or Movie?

I enjoy the book despite its racism. It's a very good thriller

The film's pretty shit.


4a0f87 No.182320

>>182264

>>182196

Okay, I'm genuinely disgusted by this.


d293ce No.182325

>>182196

Meanwhile /pol/ blames the Jews, who let's face it are white and rather conservative at this point in France. France is a neutral state when it comes to Israel and Palestine. So that would be the wrong place to attack if it was actually about Jews. This is about Isis attacking the west in order to spread it's message. It isn't about race. It's about religious extremists wanting to take over a large chunk of the world who consider all other religions to be the enemy. Especially the Jews. It's Islam. Not race. Religion once again is fucking us in the ass. They are attacking France because it's a soft target with a tiny amount of soldiers fighting Isis and a growing Muslim population. Why take this to a racial place?


aab073 No.182326

>>182196

>if you point out that i support policies that just got 200 people killed, you're a bad person

i hope bob gets a nail bomb jammed up his ass


1dcd8f No.182331

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>>182325

Yeah, sure thing Schlomo.


d293ce No.182343

>>182314

His descriptions of hand to hand combat made me cringe, but yeah. Really enjoyable. I think the more corny movies worked so well because the books were also corny. In a very enjoyable way.


d293ce No.182345

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>182331

I said Jews in France. Also you cite a minority opinion. Jews in France are really pissed off about immigration, because the immigrants keep attacking them.


c0b8d7 No.182353

>>182343

>His descriptions of hand to hand combat made me cringe, but yeah.

This was before martial arts really. OddJob's karate in Goldfinger absolutely blows Bond's mind.


0ada35 No.182356

>>182211

No, he just uses WBC tactics to advertise an ideology that's repeatedly been rendered completely nonsensical and void of empathy by his own refusal to be satisfied with anything, ever.


d293ce No.182379

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>>182353

But martial arts are ancient. Even the freaking French had them. Why does everyone think martial arts means Asian? Every military has had them, going back before the gun and into modern times.

https://youtu.be/ga4zLsMmkE0

https://youtu.be/nwvTD8gI3WU

https://youtu.be/nwvTD8gI3WU


d293ce No.182381

>>182379

Start the first video at 4:10 to see something that's still very much taught and effective.


d293ce No.182394

>>177018

Umm, pol. He started off fighting Nazis.


b01796 No.182405

>>182331

The man in your picture has tattoos. Muslims don't get those. Especially the Islamic chop your head off kind. It's against the religion. It's like eating pork or gay sex. It's a really big deal.


b9b7a6 No.182429

File: 1447579004956.png (283.35 KB, 620x320, 31:16, scarlett-johansson-ghost-i….png)

So what do you guys think blobs opinion will be if they really makes that Ghost in the Shell movie?

I think he'll love it. He'll probably have some minor complaints about "white washing" but they will get overshadowed by his boner for action movies with a female lead.

Then there's also the fact that the original was anime and from a wrong/bad/misogynistic culture. I can see it already.

>…but they did great work, considering the source material amounts to little more then a sleezy imitation of Blade Runner *smiley*

Didn't he love that american Kite remake too?


c0b8d7 No.182433

>>182379

Yes, but I'm talking with in the context of the Bond series.

Bond plans to write a training manual all of the various hand-to-hand combat techniques he's come across during his time in the service. Then he meets Oddjob, sees Oddjob destroy a staircase (I think) with his karate and it just blows Bond's fucking mind. He's never seen anything like Asian Martial Arts. The same was probably true for Fleming.


85eebd No.182503

>>182429

>…but they did great work, considering the source material amounts to little more then a sleezy imitation of Blade Runner *smiley*

This is spot on Blob.


7fefe0 No.182515

>>182325

Lol white people created SJWs, pol fag, kill yourself


b9b7a6 No.182873

>>182288

It's like a condensed version of SJWs in general!


38e34d No.183102

>>176371

What if I told you that superman's parents also died?

What if I told you that the original batman comics were often very hilarious and campy?

My whole thing is to people giving a shit is that batman comics vary so much that it can be super edgy or really campy and both are correct.


d09837 No.184222

>>181193

He misused the word, "nominally" in that tweet; in that context he is implying that gamers are right-wing in name only, which doesn't even make sense.

More evidence that Bob is just a psuedointellectual retard.


f5ed90 No.186673

File: 1449720534376.png (278.94 KB, 560x463, 560:463, 1413568270370.png)

>>179171

Saw that Ian got into a tiff with Bob's BF Faraci today.

He's grown up so fast.


f5ed90 No.186674

>>182314

The song was pretty sweet though, probably one of the best Bond songs ever.




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