fdd04d No.176241
Better rev up those fryers.
Creating new Kiwi general thread as old one is bumplocked. You all know the drill by now.
cbdaf0 No.176247
>>176241
>old one is bumplocked
They hit the bump limit. Stop trying to stir up shit you faggot
9d869d No.176256
20aecb No.176263
null is fat and no one will have sex with him
a382d9 No.176270
>>176263
Untrue.
katsu and hotwheels both pound his ass on a regular basis
e628e7 No.176305
>>176256
You're gonna need more evidence for these sorts of accusations.
0bd389 No.176332
Null has recently claimed he got a gf in Australia. Given that he was admitting to being a virgin until about 6 months ago, does anyone believe he's actually been in a relationship?
5b038f No.176340
>>176332
What's the timeline? Is he saying he had a girlfriend while being a virgin for an extended period of time? I recall him calling himself a wizard.
a64898 No.176341
is Null's /v/ thread about Infinity Never still going on?
5b038f No.176342
20aecb No.176347
>>176332
He's claimed to have a gf in the US Navy as well. Sounds like BS tbh fam.
>>176342
Looks like it got baleeted. Someone can't handle the banter it seems.
8ad754 No.176349
>>176347
It got about 700 posts and then was unstickied.
7d7e96 No.176353
I can't believe he raised over a grand in less than a day. You faggots can't even kill his project.
29679f No.176354
>>176353
Why would we try?
7d7e96 No.176356
>>176354
Because of your endless asspain
fe1774 No.176357
>>176353
>>176356
You're still using the name of the person that angers Null the most after doing that tl;dr chimppost the other day and having shit taste in dinos ; dinos are gay, how about that asspain.
7d7e96 No.176360
>>176357
>Don't namefag
>t. tripfag
3bf6c2 No.176362
Between the locking of the SJW General and their obsession with MRAs, how long until Kiwis just become Tumblr?
d76a99 No.176367
>people are still paying Null to not finish the web 2.0 shit site redesign
Please tell me it's just /v/ doing it. As shit as so many boards are, /v/ is the only one that strikes me as retarded enough to support Null on this.
>>176362
>tfw kiwis are goons
>goon kiwis come to /cow/ to create false consensus and that one shit meta thread about how bad /cow/ is now that socjus retards get laughed at too
8ad754 No.176374
>>176367
/v/ and /tech/ primarily.
8b26df No.176376
Instead of talking shit about Null, who are your least favorite Kiwis?
7a3290 No.176380
>>176376
Nobody else matters.
b1f234 No.176385
>>176376
>>176376
Here, I'll even up you one and give least favorite Kiwis who are actually popular or at least not widely disliked.
Flowers For Sonichu - Frequently sides with female members because they have an axe wound between their legs, shit talks without much explanation other than merely agreeing with a previous call-out.
Dun - Has to revolve his entire presence on the site around 'le ebin banhammer maymay' to make up for the fact he has no actual personality or lolcow knowledge. He's excused for this because he's staff of course.
SunlightStreak - Pops up in every meta discussion. He'll overexplain a really simple theory of his to cover up the otherwise clear grasping at straws and pseudo-insight. Be concise you sperg, not everyone is going to assume you are right just because your message is ten times longer than everyone else's. Sucks up to staff horribly.
Dalish - Jumped at the chance for a namechange to try and distance herself from ongoing poor reputation. Contributes zero cocks but bellows out enough hot air about other members to power her bad dragon dildo for a week.
Jashinist - Triggers the fuck out of Null (a good thing), but is likewise a political sperg as well. Just in the opposite direction. Rants about completely non-lolcow related /leftypol/ banter and has only contributed to the lowest of effort threads that involve calling the cow an autist to generate a 1,000 page thread.
Watcher - Another one trick downy member who isn't actually amusing nor contributes in any way. He has to rely on the "Line of the Day" thread to merely capture what others have said and repost it to likewhore. I've noticed a few off his posts completely vanish too after accumulating one or two neg rates. Severely butthurt over rates.
My salt cannot be contained. But hey, at least it will be fun watching kiwis repost this elsewhere while freaking out.
"WHO'S THE MEANIE?!!?"
Any kiwi reading this, sack up and let's see your shit list.
b11f11 No.176388
I really don't understand why /cow/ spergs get so buttpained about the Farms. I mean , you've got your own little cesspool here where you can rage about "axe wounds" and hatewank about Goobergate.What's the problem?
a382d9 No.176389
>>176388
Problem ? None
You just need to realise that you guys are the same source of entertainment to others that cows are to you.
It's pretty much the only reason the older members stick around.
b11f11 No.176390
>>177389
No, it's definitely more personal than that. I guess a lot of /cow/ spergs are only here because they got banned from the Farms.
Still, there's a real angry, hateful vibe on /cow/ that I don't find on other lolcow sites. It's the opposite of lulz.
c7266a No.176391
>>176385
Good post. Way more interesting than the same old Null Is A Dick shit that's been recycled time and again.
20aecb No.176392
>>176385
>Dalish
Tell me about the dragon dildos. I've been gone for a while and don't remember these people.
e3e15e No.176393
e3e15e No.176395
>>176388
We are NOT buthurt, Null is merely our favorite pet, toy, muse, and lolcow to be julayed over and over again.
>>176385
Go back to kiwi whiny faggot.
b11f11 No.176399
e3e15e No.176400
>>176388
>>176390
>>176399
Crash course to imageboards, kiwifag:
See that "ID:" in your post? That's your ID. Click it. It highlights posts from the same IP in the same thread. So when you do that thing where you agree with yourself, everyone can see.
Maybe you're more suited for forums tbh.
b11f11 No.176407
cbdaf0 No.176408
>>176400
Would've been better if you didn't tell him, tbh
b11f11 No.176409
b11f11 No.176410
e3e15e No.176411
b11f11 No.176412
a382d9 No.176417
>>176390
>personal,hatefull
Funny how kiwis come here to tell us this shit.
How often do we come to your shitbox to point out you're a bunch of autistic circle jerking faggots ?
e3e15e No.176419
>>176417
this. kiwifags
GO HOME
e8e212 No.176420
>>176362
>how long until Kiwis just become Tumblr?
They aren't already? They even go so far as to call trannies by their preferred pronoun.
136a61 No.176421
>>176385
Nice salt dude! Good to see I made your day, man! Thanks for the mention!
I really appreciate it.
17 and already got a mention on /cow/ by a butthurt ex-member after being on the site for less than year. This is my proudest hour!
PM me sometime if you are not still banned.
54324b No.176422
>>176270
>Implying that Katsu isn't submissive
>Implying that Jim Watkins isn't the owner of 8ch.net
54324b No.176423
>>176385
Is that you Pine Tar?
e3e15e No.176426
8b26df No.176430
>>176423
Nah, Pine Tar has a hate boner for CAG for getting him banned. It could definitely be a member of his rape crew though.
58ce73 No.176436
8b26df No.176437
>>176385
Thanks for your post. I want to hear from more people about their least favorite kiwis
13b25d No.176438
I guess he isn't a virgin.
d12d95 No.176439
>>176438
Nice photoshop, man!
Most people don't have angled mug shots that let them wear earbuds during the pic or let the person take it themselves with their smartphone.
13b25d No.176440
>>176439
Today: Kiwifags defend literal rapists.
13b25d No.176441
>>176439
I don't think it was a mugshot. They probably took the only photo they could find of him for their warrant.
d12d95 No.176449
>>176437
>>176440
>>176441
Awww, umad someone finally called you out on your photoshop.
Amazing people on this board fall for this shit that can be slapped down in seconds.
I look forward to the fake arrest warrant you come up with, next.
0aec7b No.176450
>>176439
>>176438
The timing of it happening at december is weird too
Fake, but also funny.
Hot Protip cuz I wanted to make the thread myself: If you say Null or N-Space in this thread, he's pinged. If you say it 3 times, he will show up. He does this often.
0aec7b No.176452
>>176340
I cant find evidance that he called himself a wizard, but I think he does run wizardchan. At the very least, he offered to run it.
Both Wizchan and the kiwi farms use the same host. Its a stretch, but it is a link.
8ccbb2 No.176454
>>176452
KIWIFAR.MS is registered by GoDaddy.
WIZCHAN.ORG is registered by Dreamhost.
KIWIFAR.MS is hosted by Linode, as evidenced by the "Server hosted by Linode" signature in the footer.
WIZCHAN.ORG has 1 DNS record that belongs to 173.236.240.234, which is an IP owned by Dreamhost.
KIWIFAR.MS uses multiple DNS records that all point to Cloudflare, except for email records that point to a Linode server.
WIZCHAN.ORG does not use the Cloudflare reverse proxy.
0aec7b No.176455
>>176454
Huh. I dun fucked up. I thought 'farms was registered by Dreamhost, but it looks like I was wrong and the wizards found someone else to host it.
8ccbb2 No.176459
>>176455
All of the other domains that are controlled by Kiwi Farms are registered by Dreamhost. It's the only registrar that offers free privacy on WHOIS data; most will charge $10/yr or more. It's how companies like Godaddy make money. Dreamhost hosts severs and registers domains, so they want to encourage people to use them for everything. Dreamhost doesn't offer .MS domains (they belong to a small country), so Godaddy was the most obvious choice for that.
f18a9a No.176460
>>176452
>>176454
>>176455
>>176459
WHO CARES
Null is still the Grand Wizard and fuck you nerds who say otherwise.
0aec7b No.176461
>>176459
Aha.
Damn clever then. So no actually, Null might own it.
http://autism.exposed/
Found this registered under J.Moons name. Shows how much he wanted to get into moleman trollin'
>>176460
fuck off dyn
f18a9a No.176463
>>176461
>dyn
Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck are you people?
Why do you come onto /cow/ and start calling people out by name like anyone knows who the fuck you're talking about?
Go back to kiwi farms faggot
cbed3a No.176478
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>>176388
I guess you'll never know.
>>176461
I've been breaking blasze.tk, goo.gl, and bit.ly links with autism.exposed for a while.
cbed3a No.176479
>>176452
>>176454
>>176455
>>176459
**** BEGIN LOGGING AT Sun Jul 05 20:12:24 2015
Jul 05 20:12:26 <JEWS> https://wizchan.org/meta/res/10344.html#10388
Jul 05 20:12:37 <n-tech> schpeak of the devil
Jul 05 20:12:41 <n-tech> and he schall appear
Jul 05 20:12:52 <JEWS> were you banned
Jul 05 20:13:21 <n-tech> from wiz?
Jul 05 20:13:33 <JEWS> yeah, for https://wizchan.org/meta/res/10344.html#10441
Jul 05 20:13:54 <n-tech> maybe
Jul 05 20:13:55 <n-tech> lemme check
Jul 05 20:16:27 <n-tech> https://wizchan.org/meta/res/10344.html#10501
Jul 05 20:16:31 <n-tech> no still there
Jul 05 20:16:33 <n-tech> dunno why
Jul 05 20:17:49 <JEWS> it is a mystery
Jul 05 20:18:08 <n-tech> m-m-m-m-maybe the kiwi spergs DO own Wizchan
Jul 05 20:19:57 <JEWS> they better
**** ENDING LOGGING AT Mon Jul 06 00:27:09 2015
4db160 No.176487
>>176332
It seems he got laid when he was still in the US. The navy girlfriend is just the vore girl it seems. So there's a whole new timeline.
54ae80 No.176489
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Don't know much about Null or the drama around him, but since we're on the topic of kiwis
20aecb No.176503
>>176450
He does it on IRC.
b11f11 No.176517
9c1212 No.176522
a382d9 No.176523
>>176487
He stalked one of the forum members into sex, literally, stalked her till she gave in.
There's a Skype call that gets passed around where null spergs about it at great length.
Funny thing is, he couldn't come, first time with a woman and he couldn't come.
0bd389 No.176549
>>176523
Upload the file to youtube and post it here, anon.
d76a99 No.176563
>>176390
>>176388
>>176399
>>176409
>>176410
>>176412
>samefagging
>goonspeak
>nigger-speak when you get caught
>>176374
>/tech/
>supporting web2.0 development
So their >muh freedumbs muh loonux muh botnet shit posting is just that, shitposting? Because the board certainly isn't about technology
>>176449
>umad
>>>/reddit/
>>176450
>null
>n-space
>null
>n-space
>null
>n-space
>null
>n-space
>null
>n-space
>niggerspace
>>176478
>all those goon posts
>>176523
>pedonull is a rapist
f18a9a No.176577
>>176523
Can confirm. He threatened to dox her if she didn't have sex with him. He drove 10 hours to South Carolina to have sex with her too.
df275d No.176580
>>176577
>>176523
No mention of the time he did the same thing with a man?
Guess it's all hushhush because Wizchan would be pissed at him.
a382d9 No.176587
>>176577
>>176580
No, there was no threats involved, he just wore her down with being an annoying cunt.
Don't know where the same thing with a man came from, my guess is you're a kiwi trying to confuse shit.
612b82 No.176593
>>176385
Yeah, you can come here and talk crap about Kiwis but you won't say anything about the ones like Cat and Dynastia who would troll you out of your shoes. That's why you came here because you knew that if you did this in front of other Kiwis you would be downvoted into oblivion. You are obviously a Kiwi, so why don't you say what you have to say over there instead of here?
You are a coward and you know we wouldn't accept you and what you have to say. I know a lot of people won't want to say what I am saying, but I know they are thinking it. You picked on the people who are chill and who wouldn't say anything. The positive Kiwis. You won't ever talk crap about Cat because you know what he is capable of doing and even though you are anonymous he still would find out and troll you. So keep making anonymous posts here, you are a coward.
2c577a No.176594
>>176563
>So their >muh freedumbs muh loonux muh botnet shit posting is just that, shitposting? Because the board certainly isn't about technology
Heh. Im from /tech/ and I'm been waiting for someone to ask about Jewsh's code.
Here's some quick facts.
> Jewsh uses PHP
PHP is the Visual Basics of web programming. Only a complete fuckhead would use PHP. Anyone who uses PHP needs to die.
> Jewsh is fixing what isn't broken.
8chan runs fine. The myth that 8chan can't be upgraded to run on current software is a fabrication.
> Only Jewsh can read Jewshcode.
Jewsh has seated himself as a permanent paid developer. His code is 100% illegible. You can read the code yourself and see.
Can you read this?
https://github.com/infinity-next/infinity-next/blob/master/public/vendor/highlight/highlight.pack.js
> Jewsh's license does not respect your license.
It uses AGPL3. All free licenses basically say "do what you want". Jewsh's license tells you "do what I tell you you can do". Free licenses are also 1 paragraph long, usally.
Compare:
Free license: http://choosealicense.com/licenses/mit/
Jewsh license: https://raw.githubusercocks.com/infinity-next/infinity-next/master/license
Notice the Jewsh license is one of those things you would scroll past when agreeing to something you won't ever understand. Is that freedom to you?
Whats the solution?
1. Email Hotwheels.
Let Hotwheels know he's being swindled by a liar, a rapist, a pedophile, and a visual basics scripter. Show him the license he chose, the illegible code, and his ED page.
2. Notify everyone.
Make sure everyone knows that pedocode is corrupted all the way to it's license and that nobody should ever support Infintiy Never. Copy and paste this message into different boards to spread the word.
3. Support BASED LYNXCHAN
Based Lynxchan is written by professional programmer Stephen Lynx who has a full decade in full time development. It uses big boy languages a big boy database, all under a free as in freedom license. Everyone should support Lynxchan.
Demo here:
http://lynxhub.com
2c577a No.176595
cbed3a No.176599
>>176594
I want lolcow capcodes first, faggot.
b39517 No.176600
>>176594
Why are we interfering? There are more imageboards out there. So what if 8 burns?
cbed3a No.176601
>>176594
>>176599
http://pastebin.com/yEMQZGVN
Jun 07 22:06:14 <copypaste> JEWS: just give up on Lynx
Jun 07 22:06:19 <copypaste> he's autistic to a fault
Jun 07 22:06:30 <copypaste> can't even keep his IRC client connected so I can talk about him behind his back
Jun 07 22:06:33 <copypaste> lmao
d5b65a No.176606
>>176385
Hello lads, actual Dynastia here. This chap is 100% right about everything and I'm going to pick up where he left off.
Dunsparce - Completely retarded and autismal just like he said. Has absolutely nothing to add to any conversation, just spergs nonstop about his shitty D&D campaigns and how much heloves to ban people. Posts his own smiley of that bulldozer all the time like "hurrr hurrr le banhammer".
KatsuKitty - complete autistic faggot and embarrassment he spergs out notstop about bullshit politics and whines about not being able to get laid he's basically a faggot Elliott Rodger too scared to actually pick up a gun in case he chips a nail.
Glaive - Spineless snivelling virgin fucking worm. This guy is so pathetic I get douche-chills every time he says literally anything. "Wah guys no bully" "Wah guys I accidently clicked a link that reminded me sex exists tfw no gf". Fucking pathetic. And anytime there's the slightest disagreement he just hides like the snivelling faggot coward he is. No spine, no balls.
Alan Pardew - Complete fucking sperg there are no words for how autistic this guy is if you mention something that happens 8 months ago he'll post a screencap of it within seconds. His archives must be alphabetised and ordered with all the care and reverence of an autismal's Thomas the Tank Engine collection.
Melchett - retarded slut talks about her vagina nonstop to get the beta orbiting thirsty cucks on her side. I've never seen her even discuss anything but drugs and her fucking pussy yet she has a legion of thirsty fucking virgins hounding her. She disgusts me.
CompyRex - fuck this useless piece of shit he doesn't even moderate he just sits around making retarded injokes from 4 years ago and banning people "as a joke". Worst member of staff. Commando was a shit fucking movie btw and applecat isn't even that pretty.
Meowthkip - SJW tumblrina genderqueer faggot of some kind. Gets triggered by me and desperately tries to hide it. Came over on the big Tumblr wave and acts like she's any better than the rest of her genderspecial snowflake otherkin animoo-loving brethren. She's only staff because literally nobody else would even read that piece of shit tumblr subforum.
Hellblazer - the dumbest most sanctimonious piece of shit on the farms. Actually takes his do-it-for-free custodial position seriously. Cries all the time that the stress of moderating the farms 'is making him alcoholic'. I thought it was a joke at first but he's actually that pathetic. No job, no girlfriend, no life, of course. And probably no hobbies except throwing his weight around on that piece of shit website.
Null - Null is actually a pretty awesome guy and a good personal friend of mine. I've got no complaints here.
>>176593
Get off my dick, son.
20aecb No.176609
8ad754 No.176612
>>176606
I agree with everything said.
1bf140 No.176615
>>176606
amen.
Glaive should turn gay and get a man to fuck his boypussy
8ad754 No.176617
cbed3a No.176619
>>176606
>Alan Pardew - Complete fucking sperg there are no words for how autistic this guy is if you mention something that happens 8 months ago he'll post a screencap of it within seconds. His archives must be alphabetised and ordered with all the care and reverence of an autismal's Thomas the Tank Engine collection.
POST THEM
d12dfe No.176623
>>176606
you forgot a couple people.
Jaimas—dumb faggot who like Meowthkip literally only is staff because he's the only person who gives a shit about Gamergate. He makes seven-paragraph rants in gg threads where he italicizes and bolds every other few words at absolute fucking random and believes in an sjw tinfoil conspiracy where these people can actually do shit besides whining on tumblr and they'll run the world because we didn't care enough about ethics in games journalism. No one reads anything he says and he doesn't seem to notice that he's the only person posting in his threads.
He Sets Me On Fire—another dumb faggot who apes Jaimas's posting style with less italics and bold, but instead of Gamergate his pet lolcow is an "iconoclast" or whatever the fuck who even cares.
Surtur—is a manager because who the fuck even knows why. The only joke about him on the site is about his beard (ooh I can grow facial hair! so can half of the world fucking population, shut the fuck up faggot) and no one could give less of a shit about him otherwise. Loves to post memes about banning people. Has posted pictures of his kid, but he doesn't actually fucking take care of it besides throwing bread and water at it twice a day because he's too busy watching his precious autism forum.
introman—nool just made him staff to get in with /cow/ because he thinks that if the admin here is a manager on the other forum we'll all just forget that he jacks it to hardcore CP. He doesn't actually do shit on there except post threads about trannies that get kiwispergs riled up because "transphobia".
Saney—is Australian.
4db160 No.176628
>>176587
From what I remember there was a user he would hang out with and drink with regularly, it was probably with her.
cbdaf0 No.176630
>>176606
>Commando was a shit fucking movie
GET. OUT.
a382d9 No.176641
>>176628
I wouldn't say regularly but they did drink together a couple of times.
She ended up moving half way across the country to get away from him.
a64898 No.176642
>>176606
B R A V O.
> Melchett
I forgot how much of an attention whore she was. Every time she posted in the User Photos thread you'd have 5+ beta virgins slobbering all over her. And she isn't even that good looking IRL.
> Hellblazer
You're totally right. The guy's a douchenozzle and a loser and desperately needs to fuck off and get a real life.
> Meowthkip
You literally couldn't pay somebody to mod that dumpster fire that is the Tumblr subforum. Oh wait, Meowthkip will do it for free! Yay, problem solved.
0aec7b No.176643
>>176606
I suppose when you kiss Nulls ass enough, he'll let a non-staff member do things over the head of staff.
0aec7b No.176644
>>176563
oh man why did you do this? We'll have to suffer through Null telling us about his massive ego!
b1f234 No.176652
>>176623
>>176606
Smashing job Dynastia, I'm surprised no one took the chance to compose their own shit list like you have.
Granted you only picked almost exclusively admins and global mods, which is a bit cheeky. Taking the anti-staff route is ALL to easy.
I feel like you are only merely trying to stir shit for the sake of it with some of those explanations. Where is the raw anger? Even >>176623 did that. they are clearly ready for the beta uprising.
Allow me to expand on my initial entry.
Coster - Revolves site presence around low effort puns, 100% Waifu apologist and would take a bullet for for her even if it meant castration. Rage quit the site for months following Waifu's ban.
Applecat - Claims title of 'prettiest ween' to cover up self-image problems while simultaneously crying rapist at every pine tree she sees due to self diagnosed PTSD of Pinetar based 'rapist' memories.
DeagleBoiPussy - Hasn't posted a single constructive post since Deagle Nation crapped itself and shit his pants and did nothing. Whiteknights KingOfManga as if he wasn't a gullible run of the mill Jace fanboy. Following the fallout of Deagle Nation his only presence is maintained by bisexual commentary and anime references.
Nyes/Judgementboy - Over half of his posts are .gif images, I kid you not. Wait, that's actually conservative, 75% .gif posts. Has nothing better to say other than image spam to cover up the fact he can't hold a conversation for longer than a single reply.
Glaive - Betrayed Wizardchan and the last bastion of free speech for the imageboard incel community. Likely only a vigin because he had his slong bit off by a pitbull, no other possible valid explanation.
HungerMythos - Is a literal furry who is given a getaway free card. Has done countless nude furry commissions for the spastic fur community at large under her own Fur Affinity account. Is excused simply because she pretends to be a corgi and acts innocent.
Pandas Galore - New female whipping post. She secretly likes it though now that Waifu is gone and every other girl with a wit has fucked off or been banned by Null. Subordinate to a fault and seems to put up with the harassment for some deeply etched intrinsic need.
Gaol - This is honestly backing at lowest hanging fruit here. I feel ashamed for even including him here, as anyone who has used chat for longer than a day could cite this verbatim. Waifu apologist, nearing x64_systems level of girl-on-the-internet stalker syndrome. Spams images when put on the spot for being a suck up, often pulling from front page of imgur.
Actually Worthy Kiwis: DeanWeen/Buleberry, Kablamo, Bgheff, Snakesvsplanes, Bearycool, That's Our Lolcow, P-Logic, Mirrorman, Pinhead, Introman, Enig, Jonzun.
WHO'S YOUR GOD NOW
d4847c No.176653
>>176652
>Applecat - Claims title of 'prettiest ween' to cover up self-image problems while simultaneously crying rapist at every pine tree she sees due to self diagnosed PTSD of Pinetar based 'rapist' memories.
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PINE TAR CONFIRMED
PINE TAR CONFIRMED
d4847c No.176654
Joey Jo-Jo Junior–Takes name after a once-off Simpsons character, and rightfully so. Utterly forgettable in every way.
8914bf No.176655
8914bf No.176657
286c4e No.176658
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>>176652
Sure, Mr. Pinetar, you callous fuck.
I regret the moment I spoke to you, the pity from me was less deserving than anything like the time your deliberately went into TS to pander for the autistic "drunk depression" get up.
8914bf No.176659
>>176658
>▶Anonymous 10/17/15 (Sat) 02:21:59 286c4e No.176658
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>>>176652
>Sure, Mr. Pinetar, you callous fuck.
>I regret the moment I spoke to you, the pity from me was less deserving than anything like the time your deliberately went into TS to pander for the autistic "drunk depression" get up.
which one is nll
d4847c No.176660
WireSponge–pufferish avatar, instant fag.
20aecb No.176662
knife'shusbando is 110% retarded. Wears a utilikilt and brags about his collection of large metal dildos.
d4847c No.176663
>>176662
sir thank you for this information but can we please get the pictures of said utilikit and large metal dildos?
d4847c No.176665
>>176662
sir thank you for this information but can we please get the pictures of said utilikit and large metal dildos?
a382d9 No.176672
Can you kiwi and kiwi rejects fuck off and have your autistic slapfight in your own fucking forum ?
Because you are retarded I shall spell it out for you
kiwi thread on cow is for laughing at you, it's not an invite to bring your diseased pedo-tranny loving tumblr shit here.
Plz fuck off, plz
8914bf No.176673
>>176672
fuck off kiwifag this thread is for true and honest kiwifags
0aec7b No.176674
>>176672
They would, but Null would just ban them.
a382d9 No.176675
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8914bf No.176676
>>176675
>>176674
>675
>File (hide): 1445083160061.png (159.06 KB, 1575x394, 1575:394, Kiwi-Spit-Roast-Header[1].png)
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d4847c No.176679
>>176678
HI JOEY-JO-JO JUNIOR
d4847c No.176680
look at this brand new lolherd lining up to first to get into the lolpasture for lolslaughter. who wants lolmicemeat and loljulay?
8914bf No.176681
>>176680
i for one would love to have a big kiwi lolfeast
0f3403 No.176712
>>176652
You must be under 400lbs to post on /cow/, Pine Tar.
a0e4f1 No.176718
>>176655
Nill more like Dill :^)
d76a99 No.176720
>>176594
>PHP
Hm…. the only other site I know of that uses that is FA and lo and behold - it's another site that doesn't work for shit. S-so I've heard.
>Can you read this?
Ah, the old Javascript shitcode method of "make it completely fucking unreadable because web developers are cunts". Why can't JS coders just follow the path of normal programmers and have the code actually fucking readable? You aren't going to lose your job (or "job") just because you're not the only one that can understand the slamming of your face on the keyboard.
>>176601
Well of course Hotdud would be concerned only about the IRC client. I mean it's the only part of any site he'd ever pay attention to while the rest of it can become literally unusable. So long as you buy those softserve ads!
"Gib me shekels I don't deserve for site maintenance I don't do!" -Frederick Brennan 2015
>>176658
>being this butthurt
cfa73f No.176759
BACK TO THE FARM: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
BACK TO THE FARM: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
BACK TO THE FARM: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
BACK TO THE FARM: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
BACK TO THE FARM: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
BACK TO THE FARM: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
BACK TO THE FARM: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
BACK TO THE FARM: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
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BACK TO THE FARM: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
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20aecb No.176762
How about Niggers/52534 whatever his name was. He gave null $10 for a name change, now he bitches constantly about how /COW/ IS RUINED STOP RUINING COW!!!
9d869d No.176770
Simultaneously being able to drop truth bombs about Kiwi while still managing to piss off /cow/boys gives me a semi-chub.
Ya know, on Kiwi when a lolcow shows up to their own thread we butcher them. We LIKE it when they show up.
But here, I'm seeing a dozen different KIWIS GO HOME. Not interested in chewing us out? Instead all you are able to do is throw a tantrum over having some normies drop by? Wow.
I use cow more than Kiwi and I really expected better of you all.
9d869d No.176781
Null doesn't own Wizardchan, Glaive still does under a new handle and is letting Null spread the rumor that he's the true owner.
That's exactly the reason why Wizardchan staff hasn't come forward to deny anything at all.
a382d9 No.176784
>>176770
It's because you cunts are boring as fuck.
Like small children wandering into your house and screaming loudly about their autism.
0aec7b No.176800
>>176781
holy god damn, thanks for clearing that up. Really it all makes sense now. Although I am hearing from someone that Glaive is actually a a community manager, this does mean Wizchan is in Nulls pocket.
Clever, Joshie. Very Clever. But was getting caught part of your plan?
cc3d69 No.176810
>>176781
Except that this screenshot is from 2014.You also very cautiously blotted out the date .. for some reason. Is that because it doesn't fit your narrative?
Glaive was a non-root admin of the wizardchan.org domain. When he was demodded, Anachronos took over directly after that but shortly after shut down himself.
Glaive doesn't know how to host websites. Null is the one true wizard king. This post is by wizzie/kiwi disinformers.
9d759f No.176813
I would like to remind everyone that null is now an EDF member as been given special privs to ed members. Not even null likes kiwis.
3d76ae No.176819
>>176813
Null admited several times he hate his userbase. The only reason he's still on the Farms is because it's the only place he actualy has power in life. And that place dosen't physicaly exist.
0aec7b No.176821
>>176810
Damn, looks like I was rused.
Really should have thought that out too. I recall the story being that Glaive was kicked off of Wizchan for having such TERRIBLE ideas like women can be wizards, and so Null took pity on him and made him an admin with root access.
Also should have noticed that it says cwckiforums.com instead of kiwifarms.com. If it was recent, it would be kiwi.
I feel like such a retard.
>>176819
No, he loves them.
Wait, thats not true, let me try again.
No, he loves to troll them. Its why he lets Dyn get free reign. Its like fucking with his userbase… without actually getting his hands dirty! Quite clever, actually. Best part is, everyone just goes with it.
cc3d69 No.176822
>>176819
Exactly. Null is never in their chat, he never posts on his forum, and never participates in staff discussions. Where does all of his time go? He doesn't go outside and Infinity Never gets no progress.
Answer: Wizardchan
2985a8 No.176826
The Dobson thread shitstorm was amazing.
0bd389 No.176829
>>176654
And yet you remembered him enough to make a post about him.
>>176770
>I use cow more than Kiwi and I really expected better of you all.
Heh, why? /cow/ is basically the Farms' runoff.
cc3d69 No.176830
>>176829
>Heh
Either Marvin or /ints/. Either way, fuck off.
3d76ae No.176836
>>176822
Was there any doubt? HW once had a hand in Wizardchan and he and Null are now buttbuddies
1bf140 No.176864
>>176652
Speaking of bearycool, I think the guy is alright too.
A bit gay for my taste, but the guy is pretty alright.
9d869d No.176868
>>176864
Nah, I honestly just threw him into my list to seem somewhat relevant with the newer crowd.
1bf140 No.176870
>>176868
Oh well all things considering, he's decent. Might be why he hasn't gotten onto /cow/ until just now.
d76a99 No.176876
>>176870
FUCK YO NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>have to fill out 24 hour captcha twice in 4 hours
Jesus nigger fucking christ hotwheels, fix your shit ass nigger fucking site or kill yourself
0aec7b No.176888
>>176868
Will you tell us a TL;DR story on how you are all better then us?
7aa535 No.176889
>>176374
It pains me that /tech/ is funding this guy to produce nothing of worth and instead of asking technical questions ask him stupid shit like what music he likes
God DAMN it
d6ecf9 No.176890
>>176762
I used to appreciate niggers for openly rejecting the kiwi hugbox
>>176770
>Ya know, on Kiwi when a lolcow shows up to their own thread we butcher them.
>We LIKE it when they show up.
Of course you like it, because it means you can ratings whore by posting real witty comments on how much they suck without any cocks on your posts. You sure are butchering them by having them reply to you in a place where your neo-reddit hugbox will just rate everything they say dumb and gibe upboats to everything you say about them. This board has it's own problems when a lolcow shows up but acting like you're somehow better at handling lolcows is laughable because you'll just twist the reality to bend along the statement that you've won. People laugh at Marjan for spending so much time in his thread, but likewise the people commenting on his what, 3 1000-page threads have wasted a ton of time just trying to reason with a brick wall or repost the same ebin burns at him over and over to get upboats. Not saying the Kiwi doesn't have some good moments of handling cows occasionally
>But here, I'm seeing a dozen different KIWIS GO HOME.
they're likely kiwifags just trying to fit in. this thread is the Kiwi concentration camp, after all and this the only place that the kiwi faggotry should be in
4a5a8d No.176891
>>176890
Maybe they're just people who want your unfunny, cancerous infighting to be on /cow/. Just because you're now banned and butthurt doesn't mean you're not as bad as them. You're probably worse if you got banned. Only a complete faggot would even register.
8b26df No.176893
Kiwis who are fantastic:
Captain Pronin - Really funny guy with a lot of original ideas. Trolled deagle nation forums really hard.
DeagleDad420 - Worldly and well reasoned guy. Absolutely solid guy who is so trustworthy Null made him an admin. Haven't seen him in a hot minute.
TrippinKahlua - Chill guy who is right about everything. Writes great fictional pieces.
DirkBloodStormKing - The only person who posts regularly on the tumblr subforum who isn't a complete total faggot. Meowthkip is a cunt to her out of jealousy because she sees her as a "threat" to being the senpai of tumblr subforum.
NormanKranser - The only part of the "what if?" thread that didn't give me aids.
Fuzzy Wuzzy - Very informative guy who taught us all about how Chris wouldn't survive in Vietnam.
Woody Chan - Really clever poster who is not obsessed with Null at all. Got banned because Null was jealous of him doing a better job of trolling Jace at all.
Roger Rabbit - Even better troll than Woody. FUcking OWNED Mylar, Vade, and Strikerwolf. Trolled some girl into posting rat dicks.
Pine Tar - Big fat lovable autist. Really nice to women and treats them with respect. Doesn't take "no" for an answer. Handled getting banned with grade and dignity.
Thundersteam - Smart logical guy who is chasing the dream of getting into a threeway with Gloria Tesch and Chris
0aec7b No.176894
>>176893
>listing mostly banned users
>most for quite legit reasons
this guy
8ad754 No.176895
>>176893
This list is pretty solid. Good cross-section of the forum. This guy know what's up.
Did you forget A-Stump though? His sensibility, humor, and passion for baseball made him a joy to be around. A real slugger.
20aecb No.176896
>>176895
You can't trump the Stump.
8b26df No.176898
>>176895
I was a bigger foulmouth fan. He was a fun guy in chat when he had been drinking.
8b26df No.176899
>>176893
Grace and dignity, fucking autocorrect
d89110 No.176927
>>176893
>fatty.jpg
This picture is fucking terrible.
d76a99 No.176954
>>176889
>expecting anything good from /tech/
You're only hurting yourself. If there's anything you can expect from /tech/, it's circlejerking about generic linux distros, Stallman (a socjus faggot), and sagebombing+reporting threads that are actually about technology.
>>176891
>(1)
>hurr durr only kiwib& don't like kiwi farms kiwi farms is perfect in every way
>>176894
>any of those ban reasons
>legit
Nice try, Null.
4a5a8d No.176955
d76a99 No.176964
>>176955
>>176955
>I can't disprove your point so I'll call you a buzzword insult that has no meaning anymore
wew lad that asshurt
4a5a8d No.176967
>>176964
>Arguing semantics on a pedophile chan site
Cool autism.
0aec7b No.176968
4a5a8d No.176971
af543f No.176977
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>>176954
>Stallman (a socjus faggot)
b95bee No.176981
The tea from inside the kiwi farms is that a certain admin is secretly organizing a kiwi farms meetup at an upcoming con that shall remain nameless for now. The juicy part is that these talks include discussion of a kiwi orgy that is open to all as long as you can provide a recent STD test proving your cleanliness.
e8e212 No.176983
>>176977
He's an autistic Jew. Close enough.
0aec7b No.176985
>>176981
>certain admin
>orgy
Dude, you dont need to hide that it's Katsu. Come on now.
b95bee No.176986
>>176985
I just wanted to see if everyone was still paying attention…
e628e7 No.176987
What if someone likes to post on /cow/ and the KiwiFarms?
b95bee No.176996
>>176987
>>176987
Then your autism is manageable enough to keep you from sperging out about inane and pointless rules and getting banned from the farms.
d76a99 No.177010
>>176977
>defending Stallman
Gentoofag, he removed the joke man page about sex from the OS because some cunt called it "sexist".
But go on, defend your autistic idol that doesn't even know how to install the OS he makes and shills.
8b26df No.177022
>>176893
I did some more thinking and here are more great posters:
Coffee Overdose: Don't see him post much in any threads but he's always in chat regaling us all with exciting stories about his life. Was the only person who was concerned when Chimpchan/Ariel got swatted.
Totemkopf:: Has really good taste in his lolicon tranny interracial cuck porn. Gets more pussy than Eli.
Jon Nyan: The only one whose inner circle posts aren't complete shit. Wise beyond his years.
Enig: For being the result of a government experiment to cure autism with heavy doses of LSD, he turned out pretty well.
AmazingAxiotl: Extremely good looking individual who didn't abandon Pine Tar when he got banned. Very persistent in his constant search for approval among "cooler" forum members. Can really rock the neck beard like nobody else.
SnakesvsPlanes: Very charming woman, doesn't look like Rika AT ALL. Doesn't use men at all to further her ambitions of internet fame. Whore with a heart of gold.
*Asterisk*: Very calm and real reasoned person who fights the good fight of compulsory circumcision and displaying the confederate flag.
Conrix: Hilarious dude who makes great posts all over the forum. Incredibly funny and original like the time he impersonated that Connor Bible lad. Dynastia and Cat should really take lessons from him.
Jaimas: Fights the good fight against SJWs by writing ten page essays bolded and underlined. If it weren't for him, the entire site would be a subsidiary of Tumblr by now.
John Furrman: Really nice guy who doesn't trollshield at all because he's a drug addicted deviant furry.
Jcrowley: Enlightened us about the dangers of vaccines. Was banned because the more vaccines there are, the more lolcows we get from widespread autism.
Haesendang Park - The epitome of what it is to be awesome at discussion.
Kirby: Master troll. Was banned by Null for being jealous of how great Kirby was at trolling everyone so bad. Not an autistic tryhard AT ALL. Really good taste in his spank material.
MrCKMongler: If you hang up in chat long enough, he'll offer you an apprenticeship as a welder.
b95bee No.177029
>tfw your kiwi account is flying too low to come up on anyone's radar. learn how to lurk moar faggots.
b7a48e No.177036
>>176893
>Woody Chan - Really clever poster who is not obsessed with Null at all. Got banned because Null was jealous of him doing a better job of trolling Jace at all.
Uh, you know that faggot freaked out at Jace smoking "weed" on stream and reported his account until it got taken down, right? Even fake weed triggered him that badly
fe1774 No.177037
>>177036
Fake weed triggered a spastic into reporting a fake autist's account. That is some meta shit right there.
20aecb No.177039
>>177037
correction: Jace was a real autist who faked being spastic
8b26df No.177047
>>177036
Yeah that was good too but this is what I was referring to… ownage
5b038f No.177049
>>177036
Something that's legal in 4 states and the district of Colombia triggered someone that badly? Plus wasn't Jace suspected to be fake the whole time?
3d76ae No.177050
>>177039
Correction: Deagle Nation was a failed attempt from Null and Jan to cash-in from their autist userbase. When the hoax was exposed they shat their pants and went full HAHHAHAHAHA JOKES ON YOU SPERGS WE HAVE BEEN FUCKING WITH YOU ALL THIS TIME retards. Too bad Gaymerfood couldn't shut them down permanently.
5b038f No.177051
>>177036
Something that's legal in 4 states and the district of Colombia triggered someone that badly? Plus wasn't Jace suspected to be fake the whole time?
4a5a8d No.177052
>>177050
Jace was always a ruse. Null had been working with him the entire time to get T-Shirts. He even wanted to sell Liquid Jace T-Shirts but when Richard Heinz said no he banned him and got Gamerfood (the Jace equivalent of PVCC) to dox him.
4a5a8d No.177053
>>177052
Of course, his ban reason was made up. He suddenly decided that Heinz's trolling plan was bad even though he had stopped for months. It had everything to do with the T-Shirt deal falling through. Had to cover up that fact.
He even got Gamerfood people to chimp out on #ncr about it so that nobody would ever take anything Heinz said seriously again. Spread rumors that he was schizophrenic to salt the earth too.
0aec7b No.177054
>>177053
If Pvt was in on it, he would have blabbed.
Null really was clueless the whole time. When the ruse was found out, he actually encouraged people to harass Deagledad, only to turn around when people actually went "Wow! You are the master of trolling!"
0a7e6f No.177055
4a5a8d No.177056
>>177054
Pvt was in on it but when he didn't want to sell out they had to kick him out and frame him as a schizophrenic. Null was in on it too, at least start in September where he lied about the Gamerfood/PVCC attacking the website to fleece more donations.
b7a48e No.177061
Wow, I just did a search for "Ichverbot" and came across this creepy photo of null. he's got a classic pedosmile.
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=176016.0
4a5a8d No.177063
>>177061
Looks like he's mocking this picture a girl made for him. I wonder if we can find her.
0aec7b No.177069
>>177056
But Gamerfood did attack the site. The place was often DDos'd, especially during Jace streams.
While I woulden't put it past Null to do it himself to grab more donations (he started the whole true and honest user thing by pretending to leave the site, only to come back the next day), I'd ask for some kind of evidence to back up that claim.
Because it really is a big claim.
05aac4 No.177070
>>177063
>I wonder if we can find her.
Well, I was able to dig up this photo of her after playing internet detective for a bit.
4a5a8d No.177072
>>177065
kek
>>177070
So you found his ED page? Great job!
4a5a8d No.177073
>>177069
There's no way for anyone to tell if those were real attacks or if Null just pulled the plug. I think the multiple T-Shirt threads and the fact that Gamerfood mysteriously vanished after Jace did is proof enough.
20aecb No.177075
stocking is a fucking retard just like null. You don't want her here.
0aec7b No.177076
>>177073
From my understanding, they really didn't. I havent checked up on them, but last time I looked they just focused their efforts to troll people on videogames. After Jace was revealed to be fake, I kinda understand them throwing up their hands. Allegedly, Jan also was hiding from them afterwards.
Its an incredible theory you put up there that does have some credence, however there is more working against it and of course, no evidance for it.
Jan also got himself banned on the Gamerfood wiki back in the day for bragging. Keep this in mind too.
5b038f No.177077
05aac4 No.177087
3d03d6 No.177088
>>177052
I was never interested in any hoodies or t-shirts.
The button-down with the big logo on the back, the one Jace was wearing toward the end,, was pretty snazzy though.
20aecb No.177089
>>177088
I would have bought one of the stab-proof vests with duct tape reinforcement.
13b2d4 No.177097
13b2d4 No.177098
>>177097
Bashar al-Assad is a_cow from Gamerfood.
REPENTLESS is Pvt.
—
[3/10/2014 12:12:41 AM] Null: okay everyone wake the fuck up right now
[3/10/2014 12:12:45 AM] Bashar al-Assad: : dude im in ranked
[3/10/2014 12:12:46 AM] REPENTLESS \m/: Stop being so butthurt
[3/10/2014 12:12:48 AM] Null: fuck you
[3/10/2014 12:12:51 AM] Null: you fucking listen to me nigger
[3/10/2014 12:13:10 AM] Null: this shit has been in the works for two fucking years now and your fat retarded ass is now going to ruin it now
[3/10/2014 12:13:11 AM] Null: not**
[3/10/2014 12:13:22 AM] Null: get your fucking head checked faggot
[3/10/2014 12:13:31 AM] Null: you're a dipshit for passing this up
[3/10/2014 12:13:50 AM] DeagleDad420: Okay, everyone is going to be chill.
[3/10/2014 12:14:10 AM] DeagleDad420: Pvt, what is the issue?
[3/10/2014 12:14:25 AM] REPENTLESS \m/: I'm not a sellout.
[3/10/2014 12:14:34 AM] DeagleDad420: Relax. People want to buy these. We're not going to be shoving it down everyone's throat.
[3/10/2014 12:14:40 AM] REPENTLESS \m/: Doesn't matter. I don't want my fucking face on a t-shirt looking retarded.
[3/10/2014 12:14:46 AM] REPENTLESS \m/: How autistic is the cwcki if that's something they want?
[3/10/2014 12:14:47 AM] Null: kiwi*
[3/10/2014 12:14:51 AM] Null: stop fucking up
[3/10/2014 12:14:54 AM] DeagleDad420: lol chill dude
[3/10/2014 12:15:01 AM] REPENTLESS \m/: The new site name is retarded and so is your fucking shirt idea dude.
[3/10/2014 12:15:10 AM] Null: i will fucking rape you to death
[3/10/2014 12:15:15 AM] REPENTLESS \m/: Out of children already? :^)
[3/10/2014 12:15:20 AM] Bashar al-Assad: : lol owned
[3/10/2014 12:15:24 AM] Null: no fuck you
[3/10/2014 12:15:25 AM] Null: fuck
[3/10/2014 12:15:26 AM] Null: you
[3/10/2014 12:15:29 AM] Null: i am in control here
[3/10/2014 12:15:32 AM] Null: if you want out i cant stop you
[3/10/2014 12:15:38 AM] Null: you didn't even put out as many vids as you said you were
[3/10/2014 12:15:45 AM] Null: so you can fucking walk i dont give a shit about you nigger
[3/10/2014 12:15:46 AM] Null: fucking faggot
[3/10/2014 12:15:52 AM] Null: but fuc kyou if you think you can fuck this up for the rest of us
[3/10/2014 12:16:04 AM] Null: i'm going to write a lolcow.wiki article on your brother
[3/10/2014 12:16:15 AM] DeagleDad420: dude
[3/10/2014 12:16:20 AM] Bashar al-Assad: : lol owned
[3/10/2014 12:16:43 AM] REPENTLESS \m/: fucking assmad goober. i'm done. don't put my fucking face on a t-shirt and don't bring my bro into this or I'll sue you, JOSHUA MOON
[3/10/2014 12:16:50 AM] Bashar al-Assad: : dank powerwords
[3/10/2014 12:17:15 AM] * REPENTLESS \m/ has left *
[3/10/2014 12:17:20 AM] Bashar al-Assad: : lol owned
[3/10/2014 12:18:45 AM] DeagleDad420: Now what?
[3/10/2014 12:18:50 AM] Null: give me a second, I'm thinking.
[3/10/2014 12:20:50 AM] Null: Okay, this is what we're going to do.
[3/10/2014 12:20:55 AM] Null: I need cow to get doxx on this fucking faggot nigger.
[3/10/2014 12:21:03 AM] Null: we're going to make a call to his mom.
[3/10/2014 12:21:05 AM] Null: gamerfood can drop a line on /atf/
[3/10/2014 12:21:07 AM] DeagleDad420: What about the Kiwi?
[3/10/2014 12:21:15 AM] Null: we'll make up some reason to ban him to shut him up like we did with bgheff
[3/10/2014 12:21:20 AM] DeagleDad420: Will that work twice?
[3/10/2014 12:21:22 AM] Null: yes.
[3/10/2014 12:21:25 AM] Null: it will.
[3/10/2014 12:21:35 AM] Null: Pvt's forum rep is already shitfuck because they weren't liking Liquid Jace too much.
[3/10/2014 12:21:41 AM] Null: so we say something he did recently was ban worthy and drop the hammer.
[3/10/2014 12:21:43 AM] DeagleDad420: k
[3/10/2014 12:21:55 AM] Null: I have a friend from /atf/ that does speed or something and can put on a show.
[3/10/2014 12:22:03 AM] Null: I'll work it out with him.
[3/10/2014 12:22:10 AM] DeagleDad420: Do you need anything from me?
[3/10/2014 12:22:21 AM] Null: No, stay focused with writing.
[3/10/2014 12:22:24 AM] DeagleDad420: k
[3/10/2014 12:22:21 AM] Null: The fucking spastic should've listened.
[3/10/2014 12:22:30 AM] DeagleDad420: lol
[3/10/2014 12:22:39 AM] DeagleDad420: nice dude
[3/10/2014 12:22:44 AM] DeagleDad420: i need to remember that one
[3/10/2014 12:23:10 AM] Null: Where the fuck is kom btw?
[3/10/2014 12:23:15 AM] DeagleDad420: idk dude
[3/10/2014 12:23:26 AM] Null: need to get rid of him next
[3/10/2014 12:23:31 AM] DeagleDad420: lol chill
[3/10/2014 12:23:50 AM] Null: keep in touch. have to clean up this fucking retards mess.
[3/10/2014 12:24:03 AM] * Null has left. *
8b26df No.177125
>>177098
Nice try, except that King of Manga was going by Rey Tsusomethingoranother weaboo name on the forums back then
0aec7b No.177126
>>177098
Confirmed Fake.
But good job anyways.
>>177125
KOM wasn't even on the forum until the middle of the year. This actually is one of the big giveaways.
4d6e6c No.177129
The kiwifag that annoys me the most is the guy with the John Goodman/Big Lebowski avatar. He thinks he's a fucking expert on everything.
d6ecf9 No.177135
>>177022
>MrCKMongler: If you hang up in chat long enough, he'll offer you an apprenticeship as a welder.
>welder.
You mean as his personal rapeslave?
>>177029
>"I-I don't w-want attention, h-honest!"
>>177129
AnOminous? I like his posts, he's aiming to be decently informative in legal issues like Saul Goodman and one other guy whose name escapes me.
d9357f No.177155
>>177129
I just wonder if he does anything else in his life other than post on kiwi because I see him post like all day.
b95bee No.177169
>>177129
>>177135
>>177155
Dude is either a NEET or twelve year old homeschooled kid. Either way he makes Big Lebowski look like shit by association.
edb926 No.177171
>>177129
>>177135
An0minous? He's not a drama queen like the rest of the Kiwifags. He usually tries to contribute meaningful discussion (if such a thing is possible on the Farms)
The dude is just on there like every hour of every day. He needs to get a life and hang out somewhere more productive but that's not my business. imo one of the least annoying kiwifags.
f5478e No.177178
AnOminous is one of my favorite posters. Maybe he has some job where he can post on Kiwi all the time like how normalfags use facebook at work. He doesn't seem like a neet.
b95bee No.177186
>>177178
Are you the same faggot who was white knighting for Trashraider by reasoning that surely he has a job cleaning up the house because nobody is retarded enough to stalk Chris purely for e-fame?
3d76ae No.177187
>>177178
kiwisperg get the fuck out
0bd389 No.177242
0bd389 No.177245
These conspiracy theories about Null being in collusion with Jan the whole time are just ways to make Pvt.'s ban and KoM's trolling look like it wasn't deserved.
If you know anything about Null, you know that he's too dumb to work that and that he was rused by Jan as well.
20aecb No.177270
>>177242
heh
>>177245
null is too autistic to troll anyone, but what happened to those guys wasn't deserved at all
a382d9 No.177303
>>177270
No.
Don't know about kom, never noticed him when I was there but pvt was one of the most annoying cocksuckers on the cwcki.
Banning him was one of the few things they got right.
Btw, his ban had fuck all to do with jace shit, he used to spam chat with bullshit and posted like a chimp on meth.
1e7270 No.177305
>>176893
>DirkBloodStormKing
I remember the public "I want to be friends with you, Meowthekip-senpai" declaration. I did not know forum posts could be that cringey before.
f5478e No.177335
>>177186
No, I'm not particularly fond of skyraider
4cf945 No.177354
>>177335
Nobody gives a fuck about Trashraider anymore, he hasn't posted on KF in months and likely won't anymore now that Chris is irrelevant.
That dude was crazy. He was obsessed with Chris to a disturbing degree. If someone was going to murder Chris IRL, it would be Trashraider.
Also found a pic of Melchett aka the forum slut. Only kiwifags would find this Aids-riddled piece of gutter trash attractive. She's a huuuuuge attention whore and like Dynastia said, CONSTANTLY finds new ways to talk about her vagina.
7b786b No.177357
>>177354
Whatever happened to Trashraider? Did anything good come out of the secret forum? I heard he'd stalk Chris while wearing a wire.
97b4a5 No.177359
>>177357
Trashraider is only interested in doing massive dumps of Chris cocks on the 'farms. He doesn't seem to hang around and sperg for weeks on end like Marvin and the other retards in the CWC subforum.
Now that no one gives a shit about Chris anymore, Trashraider is largely irrelevant and he probably knows it.
He posted a bunch of stuff from the Catie dates earlier this year but otherwise he's been awol. Most of the Catie cocks was really dumb and largely rehashed topics that had been covered years before.
0bd389 No.177369
Plus, some of the criticisms here are just minor annoyances that trigger Asperger's.
For example, Dunsparce is literally slow. He was confined to the Sonichu subforum when Sonichu had been on hiatus for years. Coster is just a kid trying to fit in. If you slap him down when he gets too dumb he won't be a problem.
Etc.
3d76ae No.177370
>>177354
>There are girls who post on the Farms
No. Fucking. Way.
I simply refuse to believe this.
3d76ae No.177372
It's like saying there are girls who know about and post on Wizardchan: A completely scientific imposibility
58ce73 No.177374
>>177370
>>177372
Are you 12 years old?
59af60 No.177402
Why do kiwispergs all seem to label any attempts at trolling cows "weens"?
b95bee No.177407
>>177370
There are plenty of women on kiwi farms you autist, problem is that the type of woman who frequents the farms has at least one red flag issue in her life.
5b038f No.177412
3d76ae No.177414
>>177402
Because "weens" are interfering with their SUPER SECRET trolling plans
>>177407
Why do you think we are here?
0bd389 No.177417
>>177370
The Farms actually has a surprisingly high female-to-male ratio for a web forum about Chris Chan.
0bd389 No.177418
>>177402
Not "any" attempts, just cringey attempts.
3d76ae No.177423
>>177417
They must have really, really low stantards.
I never knew a female equivalent of wizards actualy exist.
d5c0eb No.177428
>>177305
Yeah, but she didn't have to be such a blazing cunt about it and so publicly. She could have contacted her through PM about it instead of blasting it out in public
d522e8 No.177430
>>177417
no don't talk about that. it doesn't fit into how i envision the forum so it makes me uncomfortable. maybe we can just assume they're all fat, ugly, or … TRANNIES.
okay that's it that's how we'll make it through. all kiwi women are trannies.
d6ecf9 No.177488
>>177280
Alright, I keep hearing about this whole "rape threat" thing but I've never seen any chat logs about it. Did any of you people logging/screencapping chat 24/7 happen to catch it happening or did they destroy the logs? Unless it happened on skype or smth.
Not that I doubt it considering how much of creepy degenerates the Kiwis are but I keep hearing "rape threat" and "rape fantasy" and I'm confused as to whether it's someone sperging about their fucked up fantasies or making direct threats.
>>177354
20$ she has a penis and 10$ says it's above average on the Kiwi
d19163 No.177522
>make thread on /cow/ a few weeks back
>similar thread on the same person pops up on the farms last weekend
Is kiwifarms the /cow/ equivalent to Reddit?
74da76 No.177552
>>177354
Man, Reggie got a wig.
b95bee No.177557
>>177522
Fucking this. Say what you will about this place or that, but the kiwis obviously get some of their thread subjects from /cow/ or 4chan. It's been like this all the way since peter fucking coffin and probably long before.
b95bee No.177559
Also, rumor has it that Trashraider was the one who actually recorded the "DONT CALL ANYONE" video but for whatever reasons he didn't want to release it himself so he got a friend to do it. The kid who posted it to tumblr doesn't even live in VA and refused to answer any questions regarding the video after posting a short paragraph on it.
20aecb No.177560
>>177559
I always thought it was suspicious that someone randomly recognizes CWC and happens to be right there filming when he maces the guy.
c7266a No.177570
>>177488
It happened on the Teamspeak server that ran for a while until it got shut down for becoming a drama hq for Miraak and Waifu's clique.
0bd389 No.177597
>>177417
"Standards" for what? It's not a dating site.
0bd389 No.177599
>>177418
"Standards" for what? It's not a dating site,
d522e8 No.177607
>>177557
Works both ways. Welcome to the Internet.
d522e8 No.177608
>>177488
I'm not sure if it was a threat but there used to be a teamspeak server that was a perpetual engine of cliquish drama. It was migrated over to Mumble and died and nobody ever bothered to switch back or restart it because of bullshit like this.
The "threat" was 15 or so minute monologue about wanting to rape a female forum member (who I'm pretty sure has already been raped). He refused to shut up and it basically drove the person he was talking about off the website. This was reported by like a dozen different people who were in the chatroom that night so he got banned.
d6ecf9 No.177614
>>177570
>>177608
>The "threat" was 15 or so minute monologue about wanting to rape a female forum member
Charming. Always knew that Kiwis were such well-behaved gentlemen.
Either way, thank you both for replying
11cf87 No.177694
>>176593
>why don't you say over there instead of here?
Why do you think you retard? Kiwi farms is a hugbox for these liberal pansies. Sometimes you just need to go somewhere else where they can't identify you and talk shit about them. I swear the rating shit is the most autistic thing to happen to the forums. Then the move away from CWCki because of the copious amounts of chris-defending. Holy shit, no.
>you'll get le downboated into oblivion >:DD
Will you fuck off back to reddit.
>you are a coward
Fuck off, anons aren't pretentious enough to throw on an ID or go make waves on a shitty site.
>chill members
The ones that aren't sucking the administrations cock? Yeah no.
f33c90 No.177765
>>177694
>The ones that aren't sucking the administrations cock
I'm at least staff and agree with you 100% though, >>176593 is a rate system obsessed shill who had his fee fees hurt.
Anonymity allows for unfiltered truthful remarks without pandering towards certain groups, members, views, ect. ect.
Rate system worsens the negative effects of using a named forum as opinions that deviate from the norm are further pushed into obscurity. No one is going to buy anything from a post that already has 3+ dislikes on it regardless of the cocks.
b95bee No.177766
>>176593
>being this salty about a fucking forum being discussed anonymously.
b95bee No.177788
>>177370
Someone went and compiled all the dox kiwispergs put on the forum themselves on a tumblr. Scroll through to see there are a number of women on the website.
http://xzyzzx-xzyzzx.tumblr.com
cff16b No.177790
>>177694
I think you need to take your monthly shower to wash the butthurt off you, Axiotl
77a0a7 No.177809
>>177788
God, they all look the fucking same
e3ac2c No.177814
>>177765
The rating system was originally added to help deal with people who made really a-loggish comments.
006ac7 No.177815
>>177809
Facial blindness is a symptom of autism, anon.
67d58a No.177826
>>177824
WOW I AM SO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ALL OF THEM. THIS REASSURES ME THAT I AM BOTH A BETTER PERSON, A HAPPIER PERSON. IT ALSO HELPS ME RECONCILE WHY I HATE THESE FUCKING KIWIFAGS SO MUCH.
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ab1029 No.177827
Are the Kiwis the only ones who talk about MRA shit? It seems Tumblrish when they do, but they obsess over it.
126170 No.177828
there's a girl on there called Pandas Galore and she's a bitch taco
e3ac2c No.177829
>>177828
if i were her i'd basically kill myself tbh fam
b95bee No.177830
>>177828
didn't she have a lot to do with the demise of Deagle Nation? Who has a picture of the girl who got all obsessed with Jan Rankowski?
e3ac2c No.177833
>>177830
Yes. Pandas Galore dismantled Deagle Nation by getting the character of Tyce Andrews intimate with her and then tried to convince him to monetize with KF rather than keep doing it for the lulz. They went quiet for a few months while trying to sort it out but eventually went the way of the Beatles with Pandas being their Yoko Ono.
d6ecf9 No.177834
>>177823
>>177824
Cool, we can play the spot the tranny game with these characters
Tranny(not sure if male to female or vice versa tho), tranny, not tranny,male-to-neckbeard, gay boy, tranny, transfat and not tranny
Got any more?
>>177830
Which one? because there's two
e3ac2c No.177836
>>177834
You called the only person who's actually a tranny there not a tranny. You're fucking shit at this game and I suggest never getting drunk in a bar.
e3ac2c No.177847
>>177844
>snakesVSboobs.jpg
she fucking wishes. even these are fake.
d6ecf9 No.177849
>>177608
Not to bother you too much again, but how much in accurate detail did he go? I want to know just how deep the rabbit hole goes
f479f8 No.177851
Latest drama: some utter faggot gave Chris-Chan $500 last Christmas and it wasn't spent until a month ago.
The sperg posted the purchase history.
d6ecf9 No.177853
>>177851
>Drama
No, anon, it's not drama, it's just kiwispergs being kiwispergs. STDicks giving Chris $1000 and being attacked for it was drama because he was a relatively notable figure in the Chris following and he got a lot of people out of site and within Kiwi giving him shit for giving Chris money. It's noteworthy yes, but not drama
9d869d No.177860
>>177833
Yeah dude, except Pandas is completely DFC.
I'm glad though that someone is finally bringing this missing link to light now. Fucking bitch taco Pandas Galore woos all the Kiwis with her DFC ans tsun-tsun no tiddies act.
60b118 No.177872
This fucking thread
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-finds-a-gift-card-spends-it.13723/
> gives money to Chris
> cue 5 pages of ass pats
> "that was totally a good idea"
> mfw people on the 'Farms think giving Chris money is SOOPER TOP LEVEL TROLLING xD
11cf87 No.177875
>>177853
>>177851
>kiwis actually give chris money
>then justify it by saying "lol he gave us lulz over the years, time we gave back :D"
1217a8 No.177879
>>177872
Yeah … Not the first time it happened either, according to the thread (first $1000 and now $500)
I used to think Chris was stupid for believing that he had a legitimate fanbase but if he told me
>"I got $1500 in fan submissions, so obviously I have fans"
I would have to agre. No one would be stupid enough to do something like that for fun, right?
At least people in the comments call him an idiot.
58bd54 No.177881
>>>/next/1476
Something needs to be done about Inf. Next, it'll be coming within the year.
f479f8 No.177882
>>177879
It shouldn't be a huge surprise that people obsessed with Chris might be huge fucking autists themselves.
Pic related.
136a61 No.177886
>>177872
Okay, not gonna lie. Giving Chris a gift card to you can find out what he spends his money on is actually very fucking creepy.
I thought he burns most of the mail he gets anyway out of paranoia.
5ff46d No.177888
>>177881
Is there anything we can do?? I just want ONE THING safe from fucking kiwifags.
5ff46d No.177889
Anyone up for a migration? Or maybe we can get Null arrested/killed? Please? Anything?
20aecb No.177890
5b038f No.177892
>>177882
Maybe a former troll wanted a trophy and had trolls remorse. Or maybe someone at Sega thought it would make a hilarious birthday gift for his boss.
5ff46d No.177912
AWARENESS BUMP
nULL CLOSE TO KILLING 8CHAN
5b038f No.177920
>>177912
You mean with his bad coding skills?
8669fc No.177921
Is it true Meaowthkip used to be a massive SJW? Also does anybody know what she actually looks like?
84a674 No.177927
>>177920
Why does HW let null code here again?
ad8202 No.177930
>>177927
Not sure but I think it involves trannies,fish and a bucket of oil.
047527 No.177938
d32365 No.177948
>>177921
>>177938
Meowthkip will write 5 paragraph dissertations about how she is better than some random crazy on Tumblr. It inevitably ends up being an utterly unintelligible mess but if you constantly have to tell people that you're not an SJW, you probably are one.
Meowthkip and her clique runs the Tumblr subforum but it's widely disliked by most Kiwis. I'm frankly surprised that Null even lets that place exist.
c7266a No.177950
>>177948
Tumblr sub is a pretty closed community. Nobody from outside goes in there, and nearly nobody from in there ventures out into the other boards. It should probably just be split off into its own TumblrCow site separate from Kiwi.
d5aa67 No.177956
>>177950
Maybe they can finally have their "safe space".
ad8202 No.177965
>>177948
>I'm frankly surprised that Null even lets that place exist.
Like most autists null is obsessed with numbers.
He thinks having 2000+ tumblr fuckwits on his forum is something to be proud of.
0f3403 No.177966
>>177965
Most of the older forum members have abandoned ship already. When one older member leaves they are replaced with 3+ tumbrinas and Null is perfectly ok with that.
ad8202 No.177972
>>177966
Very true, I gave up on the place a year back.
Does seem like the tumbies are prepared to believe his crap and take him seriously so I guess that's why he likes it.
Anyone else remember a few years ago when null had his regular monthly cry about being a fat unlovable loser with no friends ?
Or when he obsessed over the girl who worked at the coffee shop for 6 months ?
5ff46d No.177975
>>177972
To this day Null will talk about how much he misses this one girl from TGIF who served him what he calls the best steak of his life, even though it was probably just some shitty steak from the freezer grilled on top of other streak grease from 6 hours ago.
d6ecf9 No.177977
What's people's opinion on the Community Watch subforum now that the fandom threads have been moved to Spergatory?
I mean, it's still bad but I think that it's slightly improved or at least not as openly spergy anymore.
5ff46d No.177978
>>177977
That has nothing to do with Null.
4db160 No.177982
>>177972
Null asked the Starbucks girl out and was unsurprisingly rejected. His big cry about that was pretty good.
5ff46d No.177983
>>177982
Can someone write a bot to record everything Null says in chat automatically?
d6ecf9 No.177986
>>177983
>Can someone write a bot to record everything Null says in chat automatically?
It exists already and it's called Cuddlebug
77a0a7 No.177988
>>177972
>>177975
>>177982
Why are people not sharing these good cocks? This is so much juicier than the 'Null sux lol' shitposting these threads usually turn out to be
20aecb No.177990
>>177988
It's not my fault these are so small, so no bully.
5ff46d No.177991
>>177990
I FUCKING CAME
This is a GLORIOUS DAY for us. Null will soon be dead and 8chan will be SAVED.
Thank you SO MUCH for this anon. It mad my week.
4057f5 No.177994
>>177992
>>177990
Keep it up, gentleanons. This is hard hitting stuff. This is what /cow/ is for. Much better than the "fuck null" blather.
ALSO! ATTN ALL EXKIWIS:
100 keks reward for null lulz and julay!
4057f5 No.178002
>>177998
>wiseau
Nice try, kiwifag.
>>178000
Nice trips.
This builds a profile. These caps are really recent, just under 2 years. That means Null is going to still be suffering self-image issues that. These logs are epic and they need to be all over the ED article. When Infinity Never comes out and fails, we can start spreading them so that everyone will tell him to kill himself (assuming we can still even post images on Infinity Never). His life will have lost all purpose so he will finally do it fgt.
Time to put this cow to slaughter.
d6ecf9 No.178003
>>178002
You seem unnecessarily angry over a relatively harmless person.
4057f5 No.178007
>>178003
>Pedophile
>Violent psychopath.
>Ruining 8chan
>"Harmless"
kiwifag tears
9d759f No.178010
Wait faggot you don't like badass violent psychos?
Dude. Give up your man card.
d76a99 No.178013
>>178002
>implying Infinity Never will ever come out
f479f8 No.178017
ITT: rampant assblasted cuckoldry
d5aa67 No.178023
I want to know more about this Starbucks girl
Who was she? How long did Null stalk her until he asked her out? What did she say when she rejected his arse?
Do we have any posts of his on/about her?
4057f5 No.178031
>>178023
>What did she say when she rejected his arse?
Not enough if he's still alive.
e85521 No.178038
>>178017
fuck off null go back raping small children
f479f8 No.178041
>>178038
You're fucking retarded if you think Null would post here without tripfagging and textwalling.
e85521 No.178043
>>178041
not surprised to see kiwispergs coming here to defend their grandmaster
f479f8 No.178044
>>178043
Pointing out that this thread is retarded and mostly consists of people too autistic for Kiwi Farms isn't defending Null. It has nothing to do with Null.
And Kiwi Farms is a hive of autism. Too autistic for that is way autistic.
ad8202 No.178047
>>178023
It went on for about 6 months iirc.
He'd go there every day for his coffee and stare at her, he actually said this in chat.
When he finally asked her out she predictably said no and he cried in chat like a bitch for weeks.
I think that was the first time he announced he was leaving the forums for ever.
He also used to talk about hating going outside and how people scared him.
9d759f No.178049
Bring back the nice meme sound
9d759f No.178051
Nice back sound bring it meme the
4db160 No.178054
>>177990
Who on earth would have sex with him?
4db160 No.178055
>>177990
who on earth would have sex with him? bigger train wrecks have been laid, but he looks like a giant baby with down syndrome.
20aecb No.178058
>>178055
rumor has it she was drunk
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f479f8 No.178071
>>178002
>These logs are epic and they need to be all over the ED article. When Infinity Never comes out and fails, we can start spreading them so that everyone will tell him to kill himself
That's some Rika tier scheming there. Clearly the world needs fear your wrath.
20aecb No.178085
>>178002
>Infinity Never
>comes out
d8a585 No.178101
Thing thing that pisses me off about null is that he's not really committed to this 8Chan thing. If he was he'd starta gay white fart fetish site and shit on that black man's face for the necessary Jew gold.
4057f5 No.178147
>>178101
he should kill himself
b4f4b5 No.178149
is no one going to point out that valiant is a fat ugly aussie who whines about not having a boyfriend but null employs her since he only cares about people who are mildly useful to him?and she eats it up because she'll get no attention either way. this is the person who ripped her shitty avatar design after some devianTART's robot illustration and draws it making fucktarded expressions. once when waifu ho was sending her shitty drawings into chat at someone, she drew a jealous robot face. she craves the dick
b4f4b5 No.178153
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speaking of kiwifag "girls" i heard the infamous waifu fucked off to tumblr (wasnt she an sjw and feminazi) and a (sadly) private twitter to be a wannabe transgender horrorcow and wish she had a penis while posting drawings of her making out with characters from cartoons
c7266a No.178161
>>178153
So exactly what she did on Kiwi but on different sites?
6d2f17 No.178163
>>178153
http://rorkannu.tumblr.com/
It's not as funny as you're hoping.
4057f5 No.178182
Classic kiwi facade tactic, throwing banned kiwis under the bus to keep null from killing himself.
20aecb No.178184
ca5e64 No.178224
>>178218
corrupted to the bone
3d76ae No.178281
>>178273
Show us something we don't already know about Katsu instead
16b2cb No.178293
>>177833
Lel. Updating parkourdude's ED article to share the demise with the internet.
54324b No.178294
>>177833
>Yes. Pandas Galore dismantled Deagle Nation by getting the character of Tyce Andrews intimate with her and then tried to convince him to monetize with KF rather than keep doing it for the lulz. They went quiet for a few months while trying to sort it out but eventually went the way of the Beatles with Pandas being their Yoko Ono.
I think you are confusing Snakes vs Planes with Pandas Galore
99008b No.178301
>>178294
Nope, Pandas Galore is right.
She had a big hand in what led to the eventual downfall of the post-reveal DN era leading up to the well know 'suicide letter' announcing it was 100% over with.
e53d4d No.178311
>>178301
Incorrect, read the OP of The Bloodletting.
ad8202 No.178315
It's all bullshit anyway.
dn was dead 6 months earlier when people finally realised it was all fake.
Just a bunch of sad kiwi autists kept fucking its corpse for minor e-fame and kiwi brownie points.
That sad fuck kom begged to be supervisor of a dead board about a fake cow.
f18a9a No.178331
>>178311
like anyone is going to trust a kiwifag primary source. fuck off kiwifag.
0bd389 No.178370
>>178047
Just to add to this, he would buy his coffee and sit there on his laptop for hours starring at her until she finished her shift. After months of this he asked her out and she said she worked way too much to be able to date. Then Null quickly left the Starbucks and never went back to that location.
6ed1eb No.178375
>>178370
>she said she worked too much to be able to date
>she works at Starbucks
>he left and never came back
That is absolutely hilarious
834c9e No.178386
>>178370
Null said that he would sit and stare at her until she made eye contact and because it would take her 5+ seconds to look away he knew she loved him. Kept saying it was "love at first sight"
6ed1eb No.178417
>>178386
This shit just gets better
4c9310 No.178422
If anyone has an ED account they should record all this juicy cocks.
4db160 No.178441
>>178273
a furry with an awesome social life.
4c9310 No.178443
>>178441
Nice find. How many hours a day and what hours are you lurking? I'll get an alt account and lurk other others to cover you when you're not there so any delicious kiwi cocks won't get by.
20aecb No.178452
>>178443
I know you're just fuckin around, but this happens constantly over there. Fatsu and nil are a couple of barely functional adult autistic children.
I also have it on good word that null refers to the Starbucks girl as "coffee cunt", demonstrating that he isn't butthurt at all. I wonder if he ran out of the mall screaming "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
4c9310 No.178455
>>178452
I'm not screwing around. I need to know your schedule so I know what time to start recording their chat.
Keep posting more about coffee cunt though. Add it to his ED article.
a0e4f1 No.178460
>>178452
nill more like dill
0f8e89 No.178464
Can somebody post a link to the KF IRC?
0aec7b No.178465
>>178464
They don't really have one. What they do have is a shoutbox which they use in leu of IRC
They did have a backup IRC channel for when Gamerfood got cranky and ddos'd the farms like whiny babies, but if any users are actually still in it then its as dead as a doornail
6ed1eb No.178469
>>178452
>I also have it on good word that null refers to the Starbucks girl as "coffee cunt", demonstrating that he isn't butthurt at all. I wonder if he ran out of the mall screaming "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
This shit just keeps getting better and better.
Where was this? I assume the Starbucks was back in Portland? Did he ever mention the girl's name, or where the Starbucks was? Did he ever post pictures of her?
I'm just curious to know what it was about this girl that led him to stalk at her work for six months.
20aecb No.178473
>>178455
The best way to log chat over there is to open it in a new window and just let it run for 12 hours.
0aec7b No.178478
Man. Sunlightstreak knows whats up.
0bd389 No.178499
>>178469
Back when this was happening he posted the address of the Starbucks in chat. Of course I've long forgotten it but it was downtown I think.
The only other thing I remember is that she was a small Asian "qt" in Null's words and he wanted her to ride him.
e5c14b No.178523
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>176606
Why does your website suck?
09a61e No.178531
>>178523
More like "Why does your website CUCK!"
612b82 No.178535
This is what Kiwis like to talk about. This user is supposedly a PHD. If you look at his posts though, you will see that he that he just tries to bait other users. He would be so easy to dox that I wouldn't even waste my time.
0aec7b No.178536
>>178535
Kiwis love baiting kiwis.
Its hilarious when it works, but when it doesn't you have shit like this.
dca19a No.178537
How do we force Null to kill himself?
0aec7b No.178542
>>178537
I have a plan but make sure it doesnt leave here. We have one of us dress up as a girl. Then, we get said 'girl' to seduce and fuck him. During sex though, we have the 'girl' pull off the wig and go "haha ur havin sex with a dude!"
He'd then suicide.
dca19a No.178546
>>178542
But Null is a homosexual. Why wouldn't he want that?
0aec7b No.178547
>>178546
Only for Katsu though, Only for Katsu.
6ed1eb No.178624
>>178058
Has anyone ever told Null that maybe if he didn't jerk off to catboys so often he wouldn't have this problem?
6ed1eb No.178626
>>178499
>he wanted her to ride him
Having seen pictures of Null, were this girl to attempt consensual sex with him by some miracle this would be the only way she could.
5b038f No.178639
>>178626
What? It's not like he's crippled. Plus I've found that to be the most dangerous position. Sex injury wise cowgirl is pretty bad for the guy. Imagine this, girl goes goes up a bit to high and you fall out and then all her weight comes down your penis, bending it. Seen it in a video once. Put me off cowgirl for life.
Why do you hate Null so much? The real Null isn't a pedophile or anything. He's just a creepy basement dwelling script kiddie. He's more pathetic than anything else. Why hate the pathetic?
95e8be No.178643
>>178639
Stop white knighting the pedo :3
0aec7b No.178647
5b038f No.178649
>>178647
He runs a forum dedicated to aggravating the mentally handicapped. Of course he's a dick. Jews is a dick too. You just won't acknowledge it until this community moves on to a new server with a new mod. That's the cycle. Just ask Space Pirate.
95e8be No.178657
>>178649
>Just ask the gay alien furry who spent all his dish washer money on commissions and video games then shut down his own website after ruining it because he didn't want to spend $20.
I can't think of a better person to trust!
Here's why /cow/ is better: we're not ran by a assburger child rapist with a god complex. If you don't agree, kill yourself.
20aecb No.178666
>>178657
You do have a point. Though you can never trust a jew.
Speaking of jews, null is an expert.
http://pastebin.com/6LsrV9w3
5b038f No.178677
>>178657
Ok. Ask the candlestick man with the pink pubes. My point is we will always think of the last guy as a faggot and worse than the new one. It's like girlfriends. Every time you start a new relationship it's all "she's so much better than the last".
2f6d5f No.178680
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>>178657
What do we really know about Jews? He could be into some weird shit as well, and it's not like he's paying to host this site himself. I can understand getting bored of it and shutting it down, and I couldn't give two shits about a man's sexual fetishes. If a man has to jack off to alien furries to get off, then it's his right to pay someone to draw them with his own money. That shit is no one else's business. Especially if it's a masturbation thing. What a man does to himself in the comfort of his living room is none of my business ; so long as I dont have to see it. Even then all I can ethically do is point and laugh. No matter how disgusting or disturbing it may be.
d76a99 No.178682
>>178649
>implying
Space Cuck shut down his site and was an authoritarian faggot that got assblasted people wanted to laugh at things that weren't chrischan clones. Null is a pedo. Jews at worst bumplocks threads that don't need bumplocking.
0aec7b No.178683
>>178680
If Jews shuts this down, you better belive we'll have a /cow2/ up quickly.
Jews is a nice guy and unlike Null, not a dick
(ping!)
5b038f No.178685
>>178682
You loved him when he took over. It's ex girlfriend syndrome. You're going to eventually hate Jews. Maybe not as much as you hate Null, but you'll hate him. That's just how this seems to work.
0b16c7 No.178688
20aecb No.178689
6ed1eb No.178694
>>178677
Spoken like someone who's never had a girlfriend
0b16c7 No.178695
>>178680
>>178680
We're just going to switch over to our own chan once Null's Infinity Cumintolittleboys is done (if that ever happens). The jew can stay behind with his friends nullpedo and the hotpotato and whatever gamergate losers still use 8gag.
I cant even submit my fucking posts on this shitty website. If someone set up a new board off 8chan I'd jump ship immediately.
5b038f No.178699
>>178694
You must not have had many. Remember when you fell in love again after a nasty break up? It's always "she's different" or "not like the last time". Then the veil drops and you realize she's worse than the last bitch you hooked up with, or so you feel at the time.
0aec7b No.178700
>>178695
If its any consolation, Lynxchan is just waiting for Null to fuck up so he can show it to Hotwheels.
Given how Null acts professionally (ping!) it shoulden't take too long.
Null. Say his name three times.
5b038f No.178703
>>178695
See, this one's already hating on Jews. Why do you do that? Why did everyone hate Shawnie B? Do you even remember?
0b16c7 No.178707
>>178703
Because the jew, Null, and Hotwheels are all friends. They all mingled on Kiwi. They all met through trolling the original wizardchan.org. They are buddies, and unlike what this guy >>178700 thinks, there is no chance Null's project being beaten by a competitor. It has thousands in funding and is open source. Even if Null kills himself by jumping out of his shitty ghetto condo's window, Hotwheels can finish it by himself and claim it as his own legally. There's also no chance of Lynxchan beating it out on 8chan. /tech/ says its a piece of shit and Hotwheels only knows how to write websites in PHP so he wont bother.
Lynxchan has already been shown to Hotwheels. He has rejected it a dozen times and ridiculed its author publicly in typical Hotwheels fashion.
I don't mean to be a doomsayer, but you should make plans.
5b038f No.178708
>>178707
Hot wheels would be a potential cow if we moved. I think the only reason we hesitate to laugh at him is that he lets us gather here. I know little about Jews outside of his surprisingly low key trolling.
0aec7b No.178712
>>178707
Making plans is good, just dont throw the baby out with the bathwater. Until we start seeing Null as the "Tech Administrator" of 8chan, I say to be patient
20aecb No.178713
>>178703
Didn't he really like sanic or was that someone else?
>>178700
Hotwheels knows about lynxchan. He didnt use it because he has autism and he thinks SJW from the Node project will ruin 8chan.
>>178707
Lynxchan is open source and doesn't need funding (welfare) because the author has a job.
>>178707
/tech/ says everything is shit because /tech/ is shit
0aec7b No.178714
>>178707
Making plans is good, just dont throw the baby out with the bathwater. Until we start seeing Null as the "Tech Administrator" of 8chan, I say to be patient
>>178713
SeanieB was the one who liked Sonic back in the day. I doupt hes a huge ass Sonic fan, but he did have an account on a sonic message board IIRC so take that as you will.
5b038f No.178717
>>178707
I give 8chan a year.
d76a99 No.178722
>>178713
>/tech/ says everything is shit because /tech/ is shit
Now that's just not true. They love loonux and chinkbooks because they're all poor NEETs that can't scrounge together more than $30 despite going for a still very high-paying field and Richard "the man page for sex was called sexist so I'll buckle and delete it" Stallman. :^)
3d76ae No.178724
>>178707
Does Null really have a reason to an hero?
>>178717
I give the rest of 8chan's userbase until the end of the year to realize Infinity Next is a scam. They already knew who Null is. They already knew how much of a gigantic manipulative faggot he is. They already knew he would never deliver. And yet they decided to donate all their welfare money to the project because their holy god Kikewheels ordered them to.
cbed3a No.178746
>>178707
>Because the jew, Null, and Hotwheels are all friends. They all mingled on Kiwi. They all met through trolling the original wizardchan.org. They are buddies
I introduced myself to Null by harassing him for his illegal recording of a Moleman9000 phone call.
0b16c7 No.178748
>>178746
How many months was this before you both cuddled up with Hotwheels in a secret IRC channel?
cbed3a No.178749
20aecb No.178750
>>178749
riveting stuff you got there
5b038f No.178751
>>178748
Soon he will join them in the Philippines to consecrate their union.
b7a48e No.178792
>>178717
We all gave it a year a year ago
0aec7b No.178798
>>178746
This is not right! This is wrong!
e21794 No.178818
>>178724
>Does Null really have a reason to an hero?
He takes pride in running a website dedicated to stalking an autistic man, to the point where he's defined his life based on that. If he hasn't thought about it already he probably should.
>>178707
>Because the jew, Null, and Hotwheels are all friends. They all mingled on Kiwi.
Jews is not friends with Null, though null might be under the impression that they are. All I'll say is that Null used to have some bitch fits in PMs and these were not kept private. He doesn't ban null because he has a strict policy not to ban lolcows.
8e9eff No.178820
>>178749
What is this supposed to prove to me? That before 8gag even existed you two had a petty argument over some bullshit and there's no way you ever recovered from this pitfall?
>>178818
>Jews is not friends with Null, though null might be under the impression that they are. All I'll say is that Null used to have some bitch fits in PMs and these were not kept private. He doesn't ban null because he has a strict policy not to ban lolcows.
More epic lulzcow drama over some fat mexican autist then?
Things are different. JEWS asks Null for help getting new members. The ban message link on Kiwi to 8gag was the jew's idea. Not to mention they're both global 8gag staff now. That wouldn't happen if they couldn't get along. If you think things aren't different from 16 MONTHS AGO, you're retarded.
0aec7b No.178821
>>178820
Wait, both are globals?
e21794 No.178836
>>178821
JEWS is global, Null was fired as a global mod for stalking users.
cbed3a No.178838
>Things are different. JEWS asks Null for help getting new members. The ban message link on Kiwi to 8gag was the jew's idea.
Nope.
>Not to mention they're both global 8gag staff now. That wouldn't happen if they couldn't get along. If you think things aren't different from 16 MONTHS AGO, you're retarded.
Null isn't a global volunteer.
e21794 No.178841
>>178838
Why'd you delete this thread? I know the guy's a turbo-sperg, but are you trying to fuel the conspiracy theories?
cbed3a No.178843
>>178841
>Why'd you delete this thread?
All of that guy's OPs have sucked.
>are you trying to fuel the conspiracy theories?
Absolutely.
e21794 No.178844
>>178843
based on >>178840 I'm thinking it's probably Autphag making those posts then. Uses the exact same language and calls anyone who points out flaws in his logic a "sperg"
3d76ae No.178849
>>178836
>And yet Kikewheels still believe he will deliver Infinity NEVER
1d034d No.178894
>>178841
JEWS is now censoring any attempt to criticize him or create new Kiwi threads. He's gone full Acid Cuck.
0bd389 No.178925
0bd389 No.178928
>>178836
Null once said he and JEWS traded IPs of their respective users. Does this still occur?
126170 No.179008
there is a girl there called ivyleaf and she is a dirty burger
9d869d No.179010
>>179008
You could have at least mirrored it horizontally.
Also nice try Chimp
126170 No.179016
>>179010
how did you know i'm chimpchan?
e53d4d No.179024
b6f22d No.179125
greetings cowboys
even though some people contacted me and I sent a dozen of emails to Linode I am sad to announce Operation Rotten Kiwi is a failure but that dosent mean the war against kiwiautists is over. far from it the war is only getting expanded and revised. Instead of taking down kiwi farms as a whole we will destroy its key members one by one. We will together form a internet vigilante group and we will dox them, prank call them, SWAT them and even get them v&.
We can only achieve this together as a team and I propose we get /baphomet/ to help us too
#OP_RottenKiwi_NewRoot
3d76ae No.179150
>>179125
Give us a reason to care
0bd389 No.179186
3d76ae No.179188
And why is the thread bumplocked
20aecb No.179195
92dadd No.179198
Its official! The Kiwispergs are now part of the KayKayKay.
https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/656888512814387200
a64898 No.179484
0f3403 No.179486
>Null banned Glaive for posting blimps
9977a5 No.179826
>>176606
>Dunsparce - Completely retarded and autismal just like he said. Has absolutely nothing to add to any conversation, just spergs nonstop about his shitty D&D campaigns and how much heloves to ban people. Posts his own smiley of that bulldozer all the time like "hurrr hurrr le banhammer".
>CompyRex - fuck this useless piece of shit he doesn't even moderate he just sits around making retarded injokes from 4 years ago and banning people "as a joke". Worst member of staff. Commando was a shit fucking movie btw and applecat isn't even that pretty.
Finally, someone who understands.
why is Dun still a mod anyway? he doesn't really go there anymore.
a64898 No.180929
So why exactly was Glaive banned?
Also reading through this Blockland thread is really disturbing…Null was stalking forum members IRL and threatening to rape and kill them only 3 years ago. His behavior on this lego forum is pretty bad tbh. It goes well beyond teenage edgelord territory. I find it hard to believe that he's moved on from this when it only happened 3 years ago.
I bet he fled the US mainly because (A) he was fleeing from the law, or (B) Joshua was on the verge of being committed to a mental facility (where he desperately belongs)
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=182825.60