/cow/ - Lolcows (NO MOLAY)

Guys it wasn't bayonetta.

I was talking about josh criticizing princess luna in do princesses dream of magic sheep.

Now I remember what josh said about bayonetta and all he said was that he wouldn't play the game because he didn't like the fanservice and he admits it was a subjective reason.

I only know this guy from his tf2 sperging

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/131157720310/well-this-will-teach-me-not-to-open-my-big-fat

Now we play the waiting game.

Guys the weirdest thing happened. So this guy named moliminous was paid by okizeme to make a jerry video, but it was so bad that okizeme didn't like it. three guys decided to make a response to molimous's response https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sJ_TUZK0Yw

>>176318

The natural response to this is that you're mad fuck face gets free money, but the more you think about it the more you have to understand that it's people dumber than Jerry giving that money up. Its money that could be going toward fleshlights or Bernie Sanders or something.

>>176484

>I’ve honestly been considering dropping the puppets from Glass of Water entirely because of this.

I'm positive thats why Glass of Water has any fans at all, because its an anime girl drawing they want to fuck or some shit. His most loyal and productive fans put their effort into Jerryporn (gross) and really nothing else. He doesn't even get reblogged that much, unless its the one of him sucking a dick.

I hope he completely gets rid of them. It's the only thing his dumb web-presence has and his retard fans will masturbate and waifu something else.

First this http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/131316004300/sugilite-is-nicki-minaj

https://archive.is/EHLym

And this isn't good http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/131351991945/jerry-what-do-you-think-of-the-trans-pacific

https://archive.is/zbJqx

and

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/131354072230/i-came-from-the-video-on-jim-sterling-saying-how

https://archive.is/0UnRh

For those who don't know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnC1mqyAXmw

Ok, so that mystery thing that I believe I teased in the last thread?

http://pastebin.com/dksAiu8T

Yeah, it was a disaster. I'm really shit at debates and there's a reason I tried to delay this as long as possible. Not that Jerry was any better making excuses and generally lying out of his face.

I have failed you, /cow/ ;_;

Looks like Jerry got so pissed off he had to stop doing videos where he's dating his e-girlfriend:

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/131424569480/one-of-the-half-a-dozen-jagoffs-who-likes-to

https://archive.is/Msl4y

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/131426210745/a-notice-to-all-20-patrons

https://archive.is/h2VtI

>>176931

Well you tried. We can learn from this failure and get better.

>>176931

Speaking of date night going away, jerry put all of those videos on private.

>>177012

Yeah, I noticed.

Something really weird IS going on, considering Lizzie hasn't had any activity on her tumblr for 2/3 days now.

>>177019

Maybe she discovered that Jerry was hosting illustrated porn of her OC on his NSFW blog.

>>177099

>I'll say this, if you're gonna challenge Bhaal, you have to challenge him in a public forum where his idiocy is lain bare for all to see.

That's something to look into, actually. It's just a matter of looking for a place where that's possible. Thing is, Jerry most likely blocked us on everything.

The only place I'm not blocked on yet is deviantart, but when I am, that's pretty much it. I was thinking maybe we should go the sick nick route and bait him here, but that's dumb and dangerous.

Maybe google hangouts? It fits the bill pretty well, actually! Just set a stream up on cytube and we're golden.

>>177099

From that first pic:

>Tara calls Jerry a man

Can we call "her" out for being a shitlord? Try to get SJWs angry at her? If she says

>Jerry's my girlfriend

we can reply with things like

>Is SHE comfortable with being the reason you can say whatever you want to LGBT people?

>Right … that's up there with "I have a black friend so I'm not racist"

>Transshaming hurts the entire community, not just your girfriend.

and

>Often victims of abusers don't realise that they're abused, and if their abuser asks them of course they're going to deny it.

We might even put together another infographic, about how Tara hates trannies. Jerry will surely take note.

There are people that believe this shit? Those are so clearly written by him, and theres only one picture of her? If she didn't want to do pictures, there wouldn't be any. I thought "she" was in prison for having cp? Also why would he ever have her mention morning sickness? If she's supposed to be preggers, he's obliged to show a baby at some point.

>>177180

the imprisonment for child porn came after this.

>>177099

Whats up with these fandoms attracting criminals like this?

Where are the fans telling them to leave?

>>177234

What about the other cases?

New video, extra salty Jerry edition https://youtu.be/AjTts5P5KXg

>>176277

>re-opens his patreon. Sadly, shekels are rolling in (over $300, in fact)

It's now down to $260.

>>177339

That's still infuriating.

>>177342

But it seems to have peaked. It might decrease even more. In >>177332 he refers to Youtube as his job. How can he afford a computer with internet and electricity?

>>177339

>jerry instating a zero tolerance policy.

>expects you to colm through every single comment.

>instant ban if you ask something someone elsed before.

>date night cancelled cause it wasnt getting views.

>asshurt about bronies loving the 5th anniversary episode and refusing to make in a minute of it.

>liking transformers the star wars prequels.

>still hating anime.

>this is his "real job"

meanwhile his patreon sheckels are drying up,$260 is below minimum wage,how the fuck can he afford all that shit while living in canada!?

>>177348

To put this in perspective: My wife and I make a combined $22/hr (she makes $13 and I make $9), at almost 80 hours a week, and we STILL barely make it by, even with Obamacare and foodstamps.

So my question is how in Garrison's name does this faggot think he can live on $260 a month?

>>177348

Isn't cucknada all sorts of leftist and welfare state? I'm sure the taxpayers are footing the bill for his autism.

Are people still updating his ED page?

Nothing's really happened around here since the infographs and such so maybe we should find another way to sperg-out? Anyone want to pitch an idea?

Hi guys, fellow "horsefucker" from Derpibooru.

I've noticed that you guys are wondering how in the hell Jerry's able to make money of her YouTube videos. To my (limited) knowledge, she does monetize her YouTube channel and her Tumblr. It's just that Patreon's become a recent source of additional income for her, and isn't her primary source of income.

I think she said earlier this year on her Tumblr is that her rent is about $750/month, and she makes between $300-400/month off of YouTube ads that play over her videos. However, I can't access the archive on her Tumblr, so I can't verify the details. Plus I'm not sure if she even deleted the post itself.

So no, Jerry's not living off of Patreon money alone. Its just become a recent source of additional income as of late.

>>177427

Sorry, first time 8chan user.

I'm kinda shit at this, it seems.

>>177421

I think his whole breakup saga is a worthy addition. Seems like it might be a touchy issue, arming the nuke more than it already has been. Go for it, anon.

Its also possible that he knows about the ED page and might check it religiously but has just enough brain power to know not to mention it to his followers. If thats the case update it anyway.

>>177426

why not. Just do on jerrysfuckingtumblrurlidk/archive

>>177421

Sorry, thats my bad! I kept trying to update it but closed the tab like a dumbass each time.

Third time lucky, I suppose.

>>177426

>Implying adblock isn't a thing

Granted most of Jerry's users are like 10-14 and are probably not knowing of its existence, but Jerry isn't making as much money as you think he is.

>>177429

It's not that, it's that Jerry's pretty clearly lying about being trans. If he isn't, do you think living under the minimum wage is gonna leave room to pay for hormone replacement? It won't.

Also a new video, featuring "le super epik trolling" because people wouldn't stop asking him to do a video on some episode

Simply epic!

>>177491

That song isn't even annoying. Could he please just leave the trolling to us?

>>177358

>He thinks Mr Plinkett is an actual person

Really!? Where does he say so? Ignorance is bliss, I suppose. Now I almost wish I was Jerry.

>For starters, Jerry demanded I do not post screenshots for evidence, presumably to cripple the argument. Sounds more like weaseling his way out of a potential situation sadly a demand I nearly fell for

Do you have the screenshots? It's not that I don't believe you, but it's always good to have a high standard of evidence, and copy-pastes are easy to falisfy. It's also good as evidence when arguing with his followers. Plus, doesn't pastebins disappear after a while?

>>177486

>It's not that…

It is that.

>>177500

Nice! Do you have the rest? I can't even read what you said there. Also, he has a point in that screenshots can be falsified — you should have brought up our archives.

>Thank god you can only hide skype convos, not remove them, or else that'd be really fucking awkward.

You can delete the (you can delete pretty much anything on your computor not built into the hardware). Skype needs to save it somewhere, and on linux (and mac?) that somewhere seems to be ~/.Skype/$Skypeusername. I point this out because I just checked the directory, and they appear to be stored in a binary format, making them difficult to falsify.

>>176931

Eh, at least you actually tried. I still need to skype this asshole, I've been delaying as well. I'm glad 8chan is patient. It still wasn't a complete disaster, you really pissed him off and his excuses were obviously weak. This might be a good opportunity for me to jump in and give Jerry some "encouragement" from the "trolls." Also, I know that he is open to public skype calls now, so that is great news.

>>177491

Honestly that shit is catchy as hell.

Laugh /cow/ people, laugh http://crossreviews.tumblr.com/post/131595003616/i-think-my-youtube-subscription-page-did-a-thing

Also, I am disappointing jerry did make the anime video. It would have been so easy to tear to shreds.

>>177537

You are right. Sorry for namefagging, it was my attempt at a bad joke I guess. I will proceed to make myself useful.

>>177525

>bumping the previous thread that should have hit postlimit before this was posted anyway to talk about your namefagging then doing it in this thread

That was stupid of me, I apologize. I'm tired as fuck right now and not really thinking logically.

But I am curious, what is the problem with posting in the old thread if it hasn't been archived yet?

>>177567

meant for

>>177565

He is back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u67TFFq7Um8&feature=youtu.be

>>177596

>posting a link without telling us what it contains

What do you mean he's back? What did Jerry do this time?

>>177601

Sorry about that. It isn't jerry. It jerry's number one hater; okizeme back to rip jerry apart.

>>177596

BTFO

T

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>>177549

>Also, I am disappointing jerry did make the anime video.

I'm assuming you mean "didn't"? He still is, as far as I know.

>>177596

Good shit! At least it's better than FNGR deluding himself into thinking Jerry's just a "troll".

>>177525

>you really pissed him off and his excuses were obviously weak.

If Blake not killing himself is all that's needed for Jerry to get angry, I don't think I wanna know what I'm doing to incur the same wrath.

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/131702977265/can-you-explain-this-no-bad-tactics-only-bad

https://archive.is/2opuU

>This is why we have different level of enforcement for different crimes and why we don’t try to lynch someone for saying something inherently disgusting (or at least you’re not supposed to, Mr Yiannopoulos)

Inb4 #IstandwithSarahButts

>>177678

Nope jerry canned it. It was said in the the most recent 3 am rambles video (the one where jerry says if you ask a question someone already asked, you are banned).

>>177678

Would you mind telling me the guys Skype account? Is it simply "Jerry Peet?" Currently designing a rather convincing profile for that skype I made.

>>177712

Wow, and that anime video was supposed to be a patreon reward. Talk about breaking promises.

>>177732

>Jerry

>Keeping promises or being honest.

Nice one anon.

>>177721

Yeah the skype account is just jerry peet.

Also, I found this http://fanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Tale_of_the_Valkyrie. Its the fanfic wiki entry for one of jerry's fics.

And that fanfiction has its own wiki http://totv.wikia.com/wiki/Tale_of_the_Valkyrie_Wiki

>>177756

>Tale of the Valkyrie

That's not Stockholm. What's this one about?

Why must he bring shame to Odin by using the name of his maidens like this?

I'm willing to bet Jerry could deepthroat a dick like a motherfucker.

Blake's given a bit of interesting information to us (that being me, templar and bill) on skype:

"before Stockholm, "tara" wrote a Twilight Sparkle x Nyx (from Past Sins) fanfic called "A Mother's Love, A Daughter's Passion", so even before he started having his Mary Sue self-inserts getting raped, he was a sick fuck"

Oh man, I suuuure love fake girlfriends who get arrested for CP writing mother/14 year old daughter incest.

>>177349

He lives on his Dad's dime doesn't he?

>>177893

Dads dime? Jerry hates his dad.

>>177897

That doesn't mean Jerry doesn't still take his money. I just assume that Jerry believes its owed to him.

"Son, I'll let you stay if you just get a job."

"BUT DAD I HAVE A JOB UGH QUIT NAGGING ME!"

>Meanwhile paetron falls below $300 a month

>>177904

Well remember jerry still gets ad revenue.

>>177904

A jobs a job, if you do any form of activity that provides a service for absolutely anyone or thing (with pay), it is technically a job.

Whether it competes with your dads dime is a different story.

I've had my mic all set up and everything for a while now, so getting quality audio shouldn't be an issue. What do you recommend I use to record our conversation? I'm thinking of audacity, but having an extra opinion would be nice.

>>178027

Google it. It's bad form to namefag and attention whore, especially under the guise of being a girl. If there is a good reason I can begrudgingly buy it, but even then you should preferably let your actions speak. Skyler stopped namefagging, Jerry's friends-turned-traitors only do it because it's necessary, our under cover Ben Garrison contact or the creators of our info graphics never namefagged, and Doritos Pope only did so reluctantly.

Speaking of The Gentile Giant, has Jerry received his new picture? Otherwise perhaps someone at least somewhat competent with writing (like Doritos Pope) could send it?

>>177985

>Guilting a suicidal person and thinking they're in the capacity to help? Hmm, I swear I've heard that one before..

Perhaps Tara is actually real, and he's talking about her here. Perhaps that's what he wants us to believe. Perhaps his hormone pills makes him really bitcy, but as all friends left him he only has his imaginary girlfriend left to bitch at. Perhaps he just likes to feel morally superior (I'm going with this one).

>>177339

The Shekel Stream has now increased to $285/month. Not a significant change, though. Is there some way to see how an account has changed over time?

>>178040

>but even then you should preferably let your actions speak.

Should say

>but even then you should preferably let your actions speak for themselves

and

>Doritos Pope only did so reluctantly.

should say

>Doritos Pope only started doing so reluctantly.

>giving attention to a nigger

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/131825162060/hexddg-lol-whateverthepoodle-solitarelee

https://archive.is/vc9Y5

Silly jerry mark isn't complaining abiut men who can't have sex. he is criticzing SJWs who demonize male sxuality. Also, did jerry really just reblog something from misandry mermaid?

>>178053

Submissions now closed.

https://archive.is/DgO7u

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/submit

>>178132

Whelp I wasn't planning on posting anything to him anyway.

>>178053

Thanks, this is really helpful

Apparently SU fans drove someone to attempted suicide. This was Jerry's response

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/131924937875/from-what-i-can-gather-zamii-ended-up-with-no

How many hits has the vid on his ED page gotten?

I might tell Cardmaster to lower his YT shields but Jerry might flag the vid.

Thoughts?

>>178292

>>178312

So basically there's an artist who drew steven universe shit. However, she made the fatal mistakes of A: drawing certain characters thin and B: cosplaying a genderbent homestuck character in a japanese schoolgirl outfit. (apparently that's both transphobic and "yellowface")

Eventually a bunch of SJWs did "reciept"/callout blogs and it escalated to the point where the artist attempted suicide, the reaction to which was titanic in proportion.

Unsurprisingly, the SJW side tried to make up excuses ("She's lied about being raped therefore she hasn't commited suicide!" until her parents confirmed that she did actually attempt it that night) and when the anti SJW side came along they had to cower under "B-bu we're just minors, stop harassing us waaa :(".

Apparently the FBI/authorities have gotten involved after the reciept bloggers got doxxed and one member of the "crewniverse" (steven universe staff) has gone out of their way to shame said bloggers on twitter.

If you want to be melodramatic about it, or you're moviebob, you could claim that it's SU's 9/11 moment.

>>178308

The "SLANDER" video? 250 views as of this moment.

>>177099

I didn't notice the part where he wrote up an excuse for why she was a stock photo. Hah, slippery bastard.

>>178332

>Unsurprisingly, the SJW side tried to make up excuses ("She's lied about being raped therefore she hasn't commited suicide!"

People like this really piss me off. What a bunch of hypocritical cunts.

>>178308

I haven't seen a video where he taked about his ED, has he already deleted it?

>>178445

>I haven't seen a video where he taked about his ED, has he already deleted it?

He still hasn't seen the article. Smokes referring to a mirror of embed related

ALSO HE WROTE POKEMON ZOOPHILLIA WHAT THE FUGG :DDDD

http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Bhaalspawn

https://archive.is/o6faZ

>>178484

I hope he wasn't the guy whom wrote that Gardivour rape fic.

FNGR made a video on this thread. Would link but I'm on my phone

>>178544

>Gets popcorn in anticipation.

>>178544

https://youtu.be/PcJd-LHlToE

>>178525

Peter Coffins video was a helluva long time coming, although I question Striker Wolfs presence there because he's a Cow, but not a internet insanity worthy one. He could easily do a quick 7 minute standalone video about him and have that be that.

You could argue that voting would be pretty high priority if Metokur took forever to make his videos like he used to, but he's doing videos at least once a week now. The worst case scenario is that it's a few months before he gets around to Jerry given how much effort he puts into internet insanity over anything else.

Anyhoo, here's the embed

>>178564

>THIS IS THE AUDIENCE YOU HAVE MADE FOR YOURSELF

>So why is it then that you focus on only the PETTIEST shit?

Exactly, why does he act like he has the moral high ground here? His channel is basically a Jerry /cow/ thread in video form

>>178566

This video was insightful.

FNGR, you a fag.

i dont get this FNGR guy,he is supposed to be jerry's arch nemesis,but he never mentions any of the mountains of dirt there is on him.

he never talks about his derpibooru samefagging

-the fake girlfriend

-the mental institution.

-his pedo masterpiece stockholm.

-his antiamericanism.

-his authoritarianism.

-his SJWness.

-his fake transexuality.

-whiteknighting for sick fucks like pinkiedowny and sick nick nyberg.

its like they suck each other dicks to boost the popularity of both their channels.

Is it just me (the residence where I live has changed some things with the internet), or has Jerry started redicting from jerry-peet.tumblr.com to google. It doesn't happen when I use tor browser.

>>178525

Hillarious video. I don't get quite what his point about Dogfucker was, though.

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132037801635/so-a-couple-of-people-are-calling-you-a-scumbag

https://archive.is/EG2qH

>Am I out of touch?

>No, it's the gamergaters that are wrong.

>>178621

I remember now. What do you have to do to end up on that list?

>>178629

As I said in >>178619. I'm live in a student residence. I'm sure there are thousands of people who are blocked just because of me (or am I blocked because of one of them?).

>>178621

And somehow I'm not on it.

It's like the honeymoon is over. ;___;

>>178620

>I tend not to take the opinions of people who have’t got the guts to message me directly with much seriousness.

Bullshit. He basically responds to public (and sometimes even polite) messages that accuse him even a little with the equivalent of a child covering their ears yelling "I'm not listening, la la la!"

Wow, Jerry sounded pissed off beyond belief in that post. Stay salty friend.

>>178621

I've been getting the same thing. It had to do with banned IPS? I'm starting to think he's been reading this particular thread, I hope he doesn't catch onto the skype call I'm planning.

>>178621

>>178635

>>178636

I wonder if Ben Garrison is on it.

>>178638

Good question.

Surprisingly, my IP isn't blocked from viewing his blog. I get the feeling that will change if he digs into these threads and finds me outing him as an abuser for the upteenth time, though.

>>178629

>>178636

>>178674

It's not like he can grab IP's just by reading this thread, or else we'd be burying Hotwheels alive!

Did you send ANYTHING to him (asks/submissions/etc)? He has a script that lets him grab IP's from asks/submissions and take action from there.

>>178638

Ben's not affected, so thats swell.

Also as a note Jim is apparently going to be doing polls at least once a month with the winner of each poll getting swapped out, so it seems like Internet Insanity is going to be a LOT more frequent than it was.

Assuming the new rotation isn't crazier than Striker Wolf (A morbidly obese KKK babyfur for those of you wondering), we could see a video on Jerry at least by early 2016, so yaaay.

>>178679

I cant send him shit, since he blocked me. (I found out when I tried to reblog one of his whinier posts and add a picture of Mister Rogers, just to see if he'd sperg out over "the white man telling him what to do" or some shit like that)

>>178621

What exactly is the extent of JP's coding abilities?

>>178679

Well, I actually was the one who asked him that George Carlin question, so that might explain it. I also spammed him with dank memes one day when he used to allow anonymous questions.

>>178690

Non-existent; they're templates. ;^)

>>178705

So, anyone wanna help me report Jerry to the tumblr staff since this is clearly against the rules?

bonus points if it's more than one report, the more users the better.

>>178711

Yea, I remember when Tena did this. I also remember that post. But I wasn't aware anyone archived it. It is kind of funny how he recently made a whole rant about nagging and his privacy when he was literally posting other users ips when he had his old tumblr.

>hybrid of Hitler and Skeletor

Gets me every time.

>>178621

>>178704

Yeah. I just checked the source code of his page. The code in >>178621 is copy-pasted five times. One of those times it actually redicts to

>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Professional+Help

Why he doesn't save himself 30 lines of code by merging the others is beyond me.

>>178679

>It's not like he can grab IP's just by reading this thread, or else we'd be burying Hotwheels alive!

>

>Did you send ANYTHING to him (asks/submissions/etc)? He has a script that lets him grab IP's from asks/submissions and take action from there.

Nothing what so ever. Though as I said, perhaps someone else in the residence where I live has.

>>178711

Was that IP in that pic censoured by you, or by Jerry?

I should never of asked him what gender he was.

>>178819

>I doubt the uncensored version will be useful considering it's from a year or two ago, but if you want to add it in your report, feel free.

Just interested in knowing if jerry is enough of an asshole to post the IP and location of people he disagrees with. Then again, I'm rather ignorant of such things, and it's probably not enough for a dox.

>>178869

>cant use patreon to fund non activity

then how do brianna wu and zoe quinn manage to collect thousands of sheckles for doing jack shit?

>>178873

Patreon is a corporate entity ran by a board of directors who make decisions regarding what stays and goes. It is lists rules to give people an idea of what it will look for when banning accounts but generally speaking they can do whatever they want.

>>178869

>Ben Garrison is conversing with Milo on youtube about plans to make an article about Jerry, as well as including the legitimate nude images of him.

Sauce?

>>178869

The real one or the "real" one?

>>178876

Technically if he doesn't deliver can they be held legally liable?

>>178885

>>178889

Sadly, the video has had its audio modified to be JIDF friendly. Ben being a victim? Seriously?

If you want to hear that regardless you'll have to warp back to the start of the video

>>178892

I find it highly amusing that /pol/ thinks they are hurting the Jews with the edits, when all they have really done is taken a libertarian cunt down notch by julaying the shit out of him. Now if only we could somehow use him to julay /pol/. How do we turn him? So far he's made every single mistake one can make when dealing with trolls. Every single one.

>>178903

Just want to watch the world burn. I don't care where the cows come from. /pol/ is full of lolcows. Even a meth laced koolaid gulper like you can see that if you squint a little. You claim it's all "newfags" but fellows like autphag have been part of that scene for a decade. Don't kid yourself. The people who came to 8chans /pol/ from 4chan weren't the "newfags". They were the cattle. I see potential there. Are you in or is that cow too sacred?

There has got to be some way to get him to understand trolling. As you said, he's a smart little bull.

>>178907

>You claim it's all "newfags" but fellows like autphag have been part of that scene for a decade. Don't kid yourself. The people who came to 8chans /pol/ from 4chan weren't the "newfags". They were the cattle.

It's not all newfags, but 8pol has become worse (and then a little better again?) for a while now. There is still a lot of room for comedy and interesting debate there. You may be right about it not (mainly) being newfags, though.

>Just want to watch the world burn. I don't care where the cows come from. /pol/ is full of lolcows.

I'm sure there are a lot (Strikewolf and Autofag for example), but the point about cow is to find people who will sperg out very strongly.. This is (nearly, see wizzardchan) impossible when targeting an anonymous forum. If you find more polack lolcows than the two above, please make a thread about it.

>Are you in or is that cow too sacred?

>Even a meth laced koolaid gulper like you can see that if you squint a little.

No holy cow is too sacred for me, and the part about me being a Natsoc was a joke. I hoped the "worship Ben Garrison"-part would be enough to illustrate that. Maybe you understood, and I'm just being autistic.

>There has got to be some way to get him to understand trolling. As you said, he's a smart little bull.

People have tried everything, but to no avail. I think he even has chapters in his book about how don't feed the trolls is a stupid saying.

>>178911

Poes law. There has to be some faggot out there who thinks there is a real zyklon Ben. I was going to wait for you to dox yourself a little. Was hoping to provoke you a little with the koolaid comment. Looks like we got our wires crossed.

How did this become a /pol/ discussion?

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132140490945/knob-kids-shouldnt-celebrate-halloween-its

https://archive.is/ylg2i

>So you can take the original meaning of Halloween and shove it back up the corpse of the extinct religion it came from.

edgy

>>179085

He has a point though. Plus it's not demonic. http://www.history.com/topics/halloween/history-of-halloween

>>179085

>the Valentine's Day tradition of showering the lower-income partner with gifts,

What is he on about?

>>179056

>How did this become a /pol/ discussion?

This is /cow/. The answer to every question is the same: autism

>>178903

Should the terms-of-service-violating, cowardly, copy-pasted code end up on ED? I've never seen anything quite like it, and it's a clear example of his incompetence.

>>179152

Apparently being a cheap ass son of a bitch. Girlfriend makes more than I do and all I got was a bj.

>>179161

Are you suggesting he didn't reach that point when he made up an incestuous pedophile girlfriend several years ago?

This is honestly the lesser of his batshit insanity.

>>179185

Forgot about that.

One time I saw Jerry get pissed at a guy who made fun of the name of his game, Gates of Tartarus. For someone who claims that bronies should have a sense of humility, she sure doesn't show it. Then again, this is hardly surprising at this point.

Also, I thought of an idea. Since Jerry bans people who ask the same question, I thought of sending him the idea to make an opinion database. I just want to see how he'll react if I actually give a good idea.

>>179319

>jerry peet, games.

I really want to play these and do lets plays of these. Can they still be found?

Here's the link if the image doesn't show.

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132215437860/since-you-dont-like-sifting-through-questions

I can't find the links to his games, sorry. Besides, they were just early rough cuts that were never finished anyway. The only one worthy of being parodied was doomsday ascending, which can be

found here.

http://www.equestriagaming.com/2012/10/review-doomsday-ascending-part-1.html

>>179361

Please archive it for us poor, unfortunate souls who can't access his tumblr.

I tried to archive it, but all I managed to do was archive the rediction:

https://archive.is/a0OgG

>>179363

>>179361

Worry no more! I've archived it.

https://archive.is/VcDPy

>>179323

Sorry dude, Templar can't find anything. Neither can blake.

Gah, fuck. There was a rant about political correctness and african american lingo Jerry posted on tumblr a few hours ago but he deleted it before I got the chance to archive it.

Sorry, folks. That's incredibly sloppy of me.

To compensate, here's what Jerry somehow believes is a "sick burn" (More like a freeze burn since it's Canada, but whatever.)

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132274520400/probably-the-coolest-thing-ive-ever-seen-somebody

https://archive.is/4AkBp

>>179520

Was he saying that black people who call each other racial slurs are racist?

>>179533

Nah. It was something about how calling it "African american Vernacular" is racist because it implies a lack of intelligence or something. Also rambling about "muh homophobes" and how SJWs don't exist and all the usual crap you've come to expect at this point.

>>179547

So basically we didn't miss anything important.

>>179617

What if an ideas guy hires you? I mean money is still money?

>>179653

Money is certainly money if you can tolerate the idea guy's bullshit.

>>179662

If it's bullshit then it won't make no money.

>>179699

>Your intelligence is questionable as fuck

No no, Jerry has a genious intelligence, that's why people come to him with their questions and problems.

>one country and some Channers with guns ever since 9/11

I don't even get what he means with this? Are channers evil racists who wants to kill muslims, and this is the same as the US administration? If so, what about wars that the west is not invalved in? Is, say, the government of Syria versus the rebels and terrorists verses each others not a war, or are the terrorists like channers? What about wars between tribes in Africa? I'm so confused.

>>179684

>"If bullies suffer we should laugh at them!"

I'm getting real tried of this bullshit Jerry, moviebob, etc keep trying to spew that being a fucking douchebag is okay as along as you're doing it for "the right team". Fuck that, if we're not going to the better person, then what's the fucking point?

>"when it comes down to it, the only difference between Comstock and Fitzroy is how you spell the name".

>>179588

>let's use electric shocks on people who type words related to rape

Jerry can't think any through can he? That's fucking over news outlets who are gonna cover rape and even tumblrista who never shut up about it. I refuse to believe he's this dense. Then again he did think he was a woman…

59:00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0DpG0eee1Y Dorito we talk about you ^ ~. It's kinda funny horse news from 4 chan would come on if i asked them i wonder about you?

#8 chan taking the moral high ground

LOL

>>179746

>Sign in to confirm your age

I'll embed it as a workaround.

>>179753

'Ere.

>>179742

>>179756

So Pope, are you going take FNGR's invitation?

>>179768

Nah. For starters, It just REEKS of a blatant attempt to settle a (non-existent) score.

On top of that, you've gotta understand that the people that go on his show have at least some relevance in the community:

Horse news is relevant to the MLP community, and as much as we'd like to pretend otherwise, Jerry does too.

Me? I'm a nobody.

To put it into perspective: what would the difference be between asking me and asking Templar?

He has a relevance to everyone in these threads because he's provided tonnes of helpful evidence and archives, but no relevance whatsoever in the MLP community whatsoever.

Anyway, since this is derailing the discussion for jerking off the ego of a borderline lolcow (sound familiar?), here's something that shows what a wonderful person read: subhuman Jerry is.

First however, some context:

Anyone whose been in this thread for long enough should know about what happened to Blake. Eventually one user asked about why Jerry and Blake never got on. Jerry tried to play the victim in all of this (surprise). As a result, Blakes wife more than rightfully stood in to defend him.

Then this post appears:

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/108322457970/i-have-seen-that-i-never-saw-you-that-angry

https://archive.is/kD7V1

Jerry wanted to beat Blakes wife for defending him.

Let that sink in for a moment.

>>179805

>Jerry wanted to beat Blakes wife for defending him.

Fuck dude.

But back to the FNGR thing, Idk I think it might help bring our side of the story. Let the truth, the full truth about Jerry out there for horsefuckers to see. What you said about about FNGR only having relevant people isn't really true. He has let complete nobodies on there, even a anime reviewer(Not Digibro) who had tangible tie to downy on there.

>>179812

*who had no tangible tie to downy on there.

>>179805

Jerry wants to beat Blake's wife for defending him? How the fuck is Josh still friends with this pathetic leech?

I bet Jerry is actually a redpiller hiding under the guise of an ignorant SJW in order to get fans.

>>179861

Imagine if there were people that pretended to be both.

>>179918

Do we have any more threads about BBC? He got me into this community.

>>179948

Not that I know of, but thats mostly because he is hard to keep track of due to all the account terminations.

>>180041

Yeah, but I'd imagine he'd had a better platform on twitter.

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132440892495/zamii-rant-aka-im-gonna-get-hate-for-this

https://archive.is/KNlKp

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132447730815/hey-madam-jerry-i-know-that-you-have-been-asked

https://archive.is/IH1I1

>Believing Nybergs "I was just a teenage edgelord" sob story

>Still defending Nyberg

>Going through the archive page on someones tumblr is now doxing

>"Bullies don’t want anything other than for their targets to stop breathing."

>"Why do you think they get so bitchy and offended about comment filtering, safe spaces, and “SJW’s”? Because those are the things that stop them"

>"They want people to “ignore the trolls” so they can isolate their victims."

>"8Chan’s lionizing of sociopaths pedophiles and terrorists"

Jim, if you're reading this, you could make an entire internet insanity video on just these two posts alone, holy fuck.

>>180248

Hey doritos pope, I know you said you wouldn't talk with FNGR, but there a re couple positives to it. Remember that guy in in the podcast okizeme, he doesn't agree with FNGR's view on 8chan so you will have some back up. You will also get a spotlight to show the stuff you have found about jerry.

And as for crusader's of the lost mark, yes there was way more that jerry missed as someone who watches the show.

>>180248

Hey doritos pope, I know you said you wouldn't talk with FNGR, but there a re couple positives to it. Remember that guy in in the podcast okizeme, he doesn't agree with FNGR's view on 8chan so you will have some back up. You will also get a spotlight to show the stuff you have found about jerry.

>And as for crusader's of the lost mark, yes there was way more that jerry missed as someone who watches the show.

>Sorry about the repetitive posts my computer was acting up.

>>179746

Troll's remorse must be hitting you real hard. Never been to a chanboard before?

8chan is not a single entity.

Some of us are moralists, some aren't.

Also, this isn't 8chan, this is /cow/.

>>180451

>Webm absolutely related, "Google doesn't give results for 'SJW meetup', ego they do not exist".

I searched for "nazi meetup", and didn't find anything eather. I even found meetup.com's

> Find out what's happening in Nazi Party Meetup groups around the world and start meeting up with the ones near you.

and they have absolutely no results (I'm guessing they have some sort of algorithm that creates pages for different organisations).

>>179748

It's so boring.

Doritoes popes cutie mark is the element of DICK TUCK! You can pull that bitch way between your legs and cluck like a chicken son. And yes I'm Dream Catcher, how is it secretly? THe fucking OC is in the fucking VIdeo LOL. You fail at life.

What's a matter anon (And by anon i mean Doritos pope) can't be a big boy? Aww is the show on to late honey?

What I say you can bring a friend on with you to hold your hand?

Come on baby I won't use any trigger words LOL like 4 chan on you, so you don't piss yourself with anger.

So I thought about doing a video on doritoes pope,

OH wait there's no fucking material on the guy LOL.

I tried talking about you to horse news and they said that 4 chan's never heard of your loser ass.

>>180552

>>180554

It's almost a shame that this thread is about Jerry and not FNGR, as FNGR seems significantly more spergy.

>OH wait there's no fucking material on the guy LOL.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>180554

Fake troll is fake.

Or FNGR is dumber than I thought.

Oh boy, FNGR here. Or is he? I dunno. Can we get back to talking about Jerry. If you want to make fun of Doritoes Pope and/or FNGR, start your own thread

>>180451

Wow, I had no idea FNGR was this far gone.

Seriously, when Cuckon of Akkad is too extreme for you, you're practically a lost cause.

Could he potentially be saved if he were exposed to /pol/?

>>180622

Trading being brainwashed by the left for the right?

This is along the same lines as "There is no morality, only law":

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132501634535/friend-is-there-such-a-thing-as-a-100-objective

https://archive.is/eYyG1

>>180473

Skip to 59:00.

>>180624

>Trading being brainwashed by the left for the right?

JIDF detected.

>>180624

Reading what other people say on the internet does not equal brainwashing. It can be misleading, but it's not brainwashing.

Leftism is quite different since there is an element of force to it. Since we're born into a politically correct paradigm, we get leftist ideals imprinted into us with mother's julay, and we get punished for questioning the orthodoxy.

>I don't think the sexes are equal.

Misogynist!

>I don't think the races are equal.

Racist!

>I think European countries should belong to European natives.

White supremacist!

Sure, a few are born into literally Neo-Nazi households, and that would constitute brainwashing, but there's nothing that forces or even coerces a person to visit /pol/. The visitor can close the tab whenever he himself desires.

Point is, even if /pol/ were to be misguided, It's not brainwashing, and it does not compare with politically correct programming.

>>180510

The only one that doesn't work is the 4th row. It should've been moviebob or that down with molestia girl

Fair enough but it's been a while since he's talked about April. He's more into Anita now. That being said, MovieBob also fits.

How do you respond to people's posts BTW (newfag here)

>>180640

Click on the post number, or manually type in the >>POSTNUMBER

>>180640

I dunno

Oh yes doritoes pope viral LOL

500 views, and 200 views the amount of fail you eat up in your life is utterly fucking astounding.

day 3 on dick tuck watch doritoes pope hide in a bowl of actual autism to help and defend himself.

Ah yes an actual bowl of autism it feeds you, it nurtures you. I think the fact you have what? 7 entire threads dedicated to to anyone human being is creepy. massive threads. No, no your good anon (doritoes) keep tucking it'll be okay you can keep calling jerry out but when I put you on the spot you run like a BITCH!

>>180655

>>180657

Not everyone is convinced. Could you please post some evidence (ex: make a comment with your youtube account in a comment section saying "the posts in thread 176277 are mine.")

https://gyazo.com/cb1d9cf7bdb948bec24cd088c116e206 to quote someone form horse news "hows that kiddo?"

>>180655

>>180657

Christ dude, all of this because I called you a moron and didn't want to appear on your MLP podcast. Just go that step further and post an MLP reaction image, why don't you? You've probably got like a billion of them.

>>180657

>7 entire threads dedicated to to anyone human being is creepy

Moviebob has 14 threads, Sarah Nyberg has 8 threads. Why haven't you complained about those?

Also, if we're creepy, I don't want to know what that makes Jerry, considering he's a lying abusive hebephile and all that jazz.

Anyway, remember when we were a jerry peet thread?

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132611183490/whats-your-opinion-on-skullgirls

https://archive.is/Yh0fK

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132623343950/what-i-meant-was-when-making-a-characters

https://archive.is/oXZFN

>>180664

>Moviebob has 14 threads, Sarah Nyberg has 8 threads. Why haven't you complained about those?

Peter Coffin has around 90 …

>>180666

I'll add to this that even if you didn't use, say, gimp or photoshop to edit the profile picture like I did with your image (the use of the "gyazo" service makes that less probable), you could still select the same profile picture as FNGR.

>>180664

>Also, if we're creepy, I don't want to know what that makes Jerry, considering he's a lying abusive hebephile and all that jazz.

Probably a paedophile. Remember, he picked the minimum age it would be legal to write about when writing Stockholm.

>>180667

He said human.

>>180629

Stop namedropping Horse News. It doesn't make you cool.

8chan is one word.

You have not put anyone "on the spot".

Kill yourself.

>>180657

Meant for this post.

I am on the phone.

Typical Jerry-ness, refuses to acknowledge the fact that people can be too sensitive, along with the other stuff you've come to expect.

Also, not sure if anyone has ever done this before but I asked Jerry why he doesn't post IP's anymore. Now we wait.

Suddenly we have gone full youtube comments.

As for an update on the skype call, I have a good feeling about this weekend, since the dust has probably settled by now from the previous skype call. I feel comfortable with downloading that recording software now. It's now or never, this saturday/sunday. Wish me luck

>>180699

>>180700

Greetings newfag. He will likely not reply and just delete the comment. But who knows, keep us updated and screencap/archive the post if he responds.

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132651743690/jerry-why-dont-you-show-ip-adresses-anymore-it

Here's what he said. Sadly, not any Lols to be found.

(I couldn't archive the post, I'm typing from mobile at the moment.

>>180785

Archive here

https://archive.is/5sZjN

>>180699

https://archive.is/Qgg1n (also don't put the url in the subject, that's a pain in the ass)

also some extra posts because you're all great:

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132658776310/have-you-heard-of-the-movie-gods-not-dead

https://archive.is/pAhBk

http://jerry-peet.tumblr.com/post/132665475200/well-there-is-going-to-be-a-gods-not-dead-2

https://archive.is/CoWN0

>>180724

Remember to test the software prior, if you fuck your shit up and don't and we have no audio, that'd suck dick.

I used to be friends with Jerry and I have a whole catalog of shit tons of stuff involving him. Who wants some stuff?

I used to be friends with Jerry on skype and I have a whole catalog of shit tons of stuff involving him. Who wants some stuff?

>>180824

I'm gonna run some final tests now, then I'll get started. let's do this.

mic itself seems to be working properly and audio is in good quality, and I figured out what I was doing wrong when testing the audio on skype's sound test thing too. Testing the recording program itself next.

Everything seems to be working fine, any objections before I go for it?

Weird, I can't find his Skype anywhere.

>>181086

Just remember that at the end, you need to play a John Cena video after asking him if he wants to know your name. :^ )

>>181086

Yep, that was the plan at least. I'm going for the transgender act. Do you assume since he IP blocked me that I'll be blocked from his skype somehow? And yeah, now I'm seeing how this may be more challenging actually getting him to respond and all that. I'm still going to try getting "Lily's" attention.

>>181087

The thought of that makes me laugh.

>>181088

>Do you assume since he IP blocked me that I'll be blocked from his skype somehow?

IP blocks aren't shared between skype and tumblr for hopefully obvious reasons, so no.

Basically, if he blocked your tumblr account and it shares the same name as your skype account, you're boned. But it seems that whatever happened was done anonymously (and stattracker doesn't record ips for accounts), so you should be okay.

>>181089

He added me, he's in another call right now though.

Now we play the waiting game.

It has been done.

Fuck.

My chest…that made me nervous. Pretty funny results.

>>181094

It didn't go as well as I had hoped because of how nervous I was, but here. I still think it went well enough.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SrQiN3dGhz

>>181095

Could've gone better, but the effort is appreciated. At least we got to hear Jerry sperg out for a bit, seriously who goes to a trope page to refute someone when they can just easily do it themselves?

>>181111

First, I have checked your quads.

Secondly, it's pretty interesting how I never saw a section about stockholm on his tvtropes page BEFORE my skype conversation. Did he try and sneak that one in? Holy shit.

Ok, I'm gonna have to go dig for a 'mo. Something tells me he might have added something in there.

>>180982

Funny thing is, Jerry stopped working on the comic because people got offened by it, he then made an abrupt ending where Lily gets brutally killed

>>181095

That set him off so fucking fast. Good job.

I almost forgot, I have a silent mp4 file of him, he used a camera during the conversation so you can see all the pissed off expressions he makes. The video is too damn big to be uploaded here though, where should I share it?

>>181131

Mega is good if it's bigger than 50mbs.

If it's smaller, use this:

https://pomf.hummingbird.moe/

>>181126

>What do you mean by hearing it through someone else's audio?

I gave the vocaroo to someone I know whilst we were in a skype call. His audio plays through the speakers 'cuz he's got a laptop, so I overheard some of it.

He doesn't know an awful lot about Peet (save for what I've told him as part of the second half of my plans) but he still found it hilarious nonetheless, and noted how suspicious it was for Peet to get so defensive.

Also this song has never been more relevant.

>>181131

Drop it on mega (or mixtape.moe if it's under 100mb). I'll also try and upload it to the archive we've got on dailymotion if you do (once I sync it up, of course).

It'll be interesting to see if Jerry actually made an attempt to transition.

>>181133

Nice.

His hair was pretty long and he was fiddling with it a bit while talking at the very beginning

>>181132

http://a.pomf.hummingbird.moe/swyqqo.mp4

>>181134

>silent mp4

oh shit, turns out I was wrong, it has the full audio.

>>181142

>Writing edgy fanfiction while playing WoW like a casual.

Well gee, what a fucking surprise.

>>181126

>I'm always a nervous autist when I'm talking to others online

Don't worry, that's most of us. Although I can't help the feeling there was a missed opportunity here. I mean, instead of trolling him right off the bat you could've formed a relationship with him. Have someone on the inside you know? Jerry might be more reluctant to share personal stuff now, he might even stop being chummy with fans and just shit out his videos like a joyless robot.

>>181144

I doubt I could've kept the transgender act for that long, but you have a point. Who knows, maybe there will be a very slim chance that I can talk with Jerry again someday.

>>181145

I doubt it, Jerry isn't a very forgiving person. I mean his response to bullies being bullied by thier parents is to laugh at thier suffering instead of reaching out to them to make them stand up to their parents and seeing how being a bully to a bully only creates more bullying

>>181150

It's not wrong and you don't have to be a tumblr tard to see it.

>>181103

Does anyone have an archive of ghost's videos? That brought back such fond memories.

This autismo grande makes a 6 minute rant/preview about a slightly provocative SpongeBob SquarePants episode that doesn't actually exist. He repeats phrases very frequently and says shit that makes absolutely no fucking sense. It's definitely worth a look.

People are begging a new spongebob episode to come out called SpongeBob & Sandy have fun at the beach for 12 days because in SpongeBob No Weenies Allowed spongebob disobeyed and refused to put on his swimsuit and also in Karate Island episode of spongebob Sandy exposed to her bikini fighting Master Udon and then She freed SpongeBob and the two left the island and also in SpongeBob & Sandy have fun at the beach for 12 days episode SpongeBob & Sandy will wear swimsuits at goo lagoon & also SpongeBob will wear his red swimsuit & Sandy will wear her purple bikini top & purple and green skirt like bottom & air helmet with a pink flower.

>>181173

Disregard this, fucked up trying to make a post.

>>181169

The entire right wing side of the political spectrum =/= religiously motivated.

Some of it is. But zeroing in on that portion alone is just silly.

>>181097

>It took a while, but holy fuck are you based. Add templar_gamer on skype and we'll bring you into our special little kool-kid-klub.

This is why I dislike namefags. Having an IRC where nothing get's recorded is bad enough, but now a few of the users, under the illusion that their opinions on matter, have taken to discussing their plans for him in yet another a separate forum. And inviting a grill attention whore on top of that, why I'd never. Granpa /pol/ checking out.

>>181142

>My petition is "Dark Souls: It fucking sucks"

How is this even a joke? Could I ask why you responded with a smiley (if you remember). Was it an actual "that was funny, I'm laughing" or was it just because you wanted to move on and he wouldn't shut up if you didn't acknowledge his joke (or a third option). Don't be ashamed to answer, we all have dark pasts. I used to like Nostalgia Critic. Perhaps I'm just missing the joke?

>Anon: What's up.

>Jerry Lilly: Not much. Writing and playing wow.

>…

>Anon: Need to go.

>Lilly: Well I already said I was busy.

Wow, what an asshole.

>>181120

I had almost forgotten that Jerry's skill in sockpuppetry almost rivals Coffin's.

>Favorite Shows: Friendship is Magic, Rather Vocalized Illusion, Nostalgia Critic, Extra Credits, Game Overthinker

>Favorite Movies: Wanted, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Twilight

>Favorite Celebrities: Doug Walker, Bob Chipman, James Rolfe, James Portnow

Yep, Alchorative is a tranny alright. You could count on one hand the women who are interested in those shows. Not only a tranny, but a tranny with shit taste.

>>181169

>It's not wrong and you don't have to be a tumblr tard to see it.

In >>181142 he said that

>"If racism inconveniences only the racist, instead of the racers, what's the point in discriminating in the first place?!"

As far as I'm concerned this statement makes no sense out of context, but I will say this: while the thought criminal might be the only one plagued by the realisations that come from his world view, if you believe that they are true, of course it's rational to act on them.

>>181208

If I wanted to attention whore, I'd be on tumblr or youtube. The people here have no patience or tolerance for that shit, 8chan is the last place you'd go if you wanted to flash your tits in front of guys. The only reason I bothered to mention my gender here is because I wanted to use it against Jerry in the skype chat we had, even if I ended up fucking that up.

Also, no one cares if you are an oldfag.

New Jerry/Lily/whatever video

https://youtu.be/6_jwCEBy7Hg

>>181234

> Also, no one cares if you are an oldfag.

I'm not an oldfag. I just added the bad joke at the end to say "don't take my insane ramblings seriously". A bit like you might extend an olive branch after a heated debate by self-deprecatingly joking about how terribly you argued.

>8chan is the last place you'd go if you wanted to flash your tits in front of guys.

You'd be suprised. I might be a newfag, but you can't have been more than a week on /cow/ if you haven't seen anyone show there genitals here to impress us.

>>181134

>http://a.pomf.hummingbird.moe/swyqqo.mp4

I want to see this, I'm sure it'll be great, but every time I try to start I know the cringe level will be too much for me and I can't finish it.

>>181256

Holy shit, this video is such a massive egowank. "I'M NOT CONTROVERSIAL, PEOPLE LOVE ME"

>There are only 30 people who hate me

>68UIDS on this thread and on thread #5

>109UIDS on the last thread

Granted, you may have to discount a few because sometimes 8chan can give the same user a different ID, but you get the point.

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/132939254735/positivelypinkie-rookiewompus

https://archive.is/tUss9

Oh hey, Pinkiedowny's back, this time asking if she can copyright her username (LOL)

>>181578

>Pinkie Posh

That's someone else entirely, I made that mistake too

She has a YouTube channel where she mostly just does speedpaints and sometimes talks about random stuff. Nothing really of note

>>181596

Oh……she's not really what I expected

>>181596

I'd fuck her.

>>181668

Because he couldn't get passed the Taurus demon. Really.

>>181697

Really!? Do you have a source?

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/132971533135/knob-man-youre-just-the-worst-person-because

https://archive.is/m4bQ8

>Somebody said I was the worst because of some faux arrogance

>faux arrogance

If you tell a lie enough times…

>>178911

>There is still a lot of room for comedy and interesting debate there. You may be right about it not (mainly) being newfags, though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pinkie looks to have mellowed out after becoming 18,she is now just a generic emo furfag looking to make sheckles out of her furry porn on deviantart.

she hasnt produced any cocks in the last years,maybe if she keeps taking her meds and chill out a bit she could find a normal husband to keep her pregnant and busy.

>>181957

I'll give him credit, the

>"Anti-ISIS coloring book sparks heated debate"

made me laugh a little. Were it not for that line, Peter Coffin could give that pic a run for its money.

>>181967

I'm pretty sure that the ones on the right aren't actually his.

>>181700

It's a review he did forever ago. I'll try and find, if it still exists.

>>181971

>I'm pretty sure that the ones on the right aren't actually his.

Really? Why the hell would an anti-ISIS colouring book spark a heated debate? I thought that was a joke about how dhimmi liberals would boycot the book and bring up questions such as

>"Is it really a good idea to give such a biased view of ISIS to our children?"

The FOX report sort of made it seem that way, but I'm not quite stupid enough to make a statement only listen to one side of the argument.

The complaint that "it's too violent for children" might be a bit more resonable, but my dad read worse things to me when I was a little brat.

>>181976

Forgot the link:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4609298204001/anti-isis-coloring-book-sparks-heated-debate/

>>181976

Actually the problem with it is giving children a drawing book that contains some seriously fucked up shit.

>>181976

He read worse to you than woman getting their faces melted off? Did he have the original grims fairy tales?

FNGR is still buttmad about us, but he got some interesting things to say about jerry

https://youtu.be/gD5DOsp35Fw

Watch the FNGR video /cow/boy/girls it is good.

>>182024

>I'm not really calling out the whole of 8 chan. I'm calling out D.P. He's the admin in charge of the J.P thread is he not?

No, no he isn't.

>I'm gonna keep asking him to Limbo and he's gonna keep Dick tucking the offer.

IIRC, he's not even in the fandom, why would he go on?

Ask TemplarGamer to come on, fool.

>Goes to 8 chan to disagree, gets thrown off by dotioes pope.

Now you're just a liar. Pope can't throw anyone anywhere. Also, it's "8chan", not "8 chan".

Also, this guy is still proclaiming SJWs don't exist. What a fag-o'-loon.

>>182063

Leave it to Ten of Spades to wade into the horde, IIRC he actually met Peet.

Said the dude was without a doubt "on the tism spectrum".

>>182093

So that actually was FNGR!? I would ask my sides what they think of this, but I can't seem to find them at the moment.

>Schizo rambling is not conductive to /cow/.

And here I thought that schizo ramblings were as integral to /cow/ as autism.

>>182063

Most Americans are circumcised so that's hilarious. He's such a goy that he still has his foreskin.

>>182024

>>182093

>>182063

Did he send an appeal thinking I moderate /cow/ or some shit?

That's… interesting. As is his borderline hilarious butchering of the English language, and his tonally jarring friendliness with Jerry on the "King of Limbo". You could argue that said friendliness is continuing today, because on that video he wants to suddenly team up with Jerry to take down the mean 8chan harassers, WHILST TELLING VIEWERS TO THUMB UP THE VIDEO IF THEY HATE JERRY JUST SEVERAL MINUTES PRIOR

Gee, those are some nice smoke and mirrors you got there, FNGR. You could apply to work at Bethesda at this rate!

Anyway, Jerry said something dumb, let's laugh at it:

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/133146215885/one-thing-i-honestly-love-about-bethesda-is-that

https://archive.is/riAKG

>The skill system is a relic

>the only difference between Fallout and The Elder scrolls is their aesthetic

>I prefer a voiced protagonist with less options than a silent protagonist with more yet "less relevant" options

>>182064

Stop sucking my dick

I only talked to the guy for like: ten minutes

>>182177

Someone should pount FNGR to this board's FAQ

>>182024

Sorry for derailing the thread, but I find it funny Antony bitches about Silver Quill. He's assmad people like SQ more than him now despite making 'late' reviews.

I thought Mr C left the fandom anyway?

>>182215

Fine, whatever.

Also, I don't think he'll read the faq.

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/133221324415/me-i-never-claimed-to-be-a-humble-man-billy-you

https://archive.is/4oFva

>literally talking to an OC

Isn't that a sign of schizophrenia or some shit? There's no way a sane person would ever do this.

Also, all things considered i'm shocked Jerry kept his trap shut about what happened in Paris, instead spending the entire day making awful jokes.

OH WAIT NEVERMIND

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/133226166290/knob-man-all-dem-moslems-ur-turrists-me-islam

https://archive.is/Qf18G

>>182393

>we'd be in the middle of World War 3

Honestly I think that's where we're headed soon

>>182024

>8 chan

>not 8chan

Triggered

The circlejerk between this guy is getting out of control. Good, lets keep it that way.

>>182393

Not gonna lie it is slightly concerning. I guess he's roleplaying with himself?

>>182063

Truly I am a better person now for being further educated on this subject. Isn't 4chan's /soc/ basically attentionwhoring: the board?

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/133286471295/say-lily-now-that-your-watching-steven-universe

https://archive.is/eQ8iF

>one script regarding writing relationships

Ah, yeah. Better grab your pen and paper and jot down notes, fellas! This guy is an expert, despite knowing how to only write TWO relationships: One is a serial rapist and the other is a pedophile. Who wouldn't want to learn from a guy like that?

But hey, at least it means he's making more glass of cum videos. Those are always fucking hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

Also, did another revamp on the encyclopedia dramatica article. You're welcome.

From today's honest trailer of Star Wars:

>"A contrarian kid who thinks they're being edgy saying they prefer the prequels over the original"

This is one of my favorite unintentional jabs at Jerry

Obligitory "Gamergate was involved in the paris attacks!" bullshit post here:

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/133432179180/the-making-of-a-terrorist-sikh-from-toronto-was

https://archive.is/Q4eUA

>Milo was somehow responsible

>Just when I thought they couldn’t get any lower than “trying to paint someone on Twitter as a pedophile” they go and pull this shit.

>We need to arrest all of gamergate!

>>183137

Yeah, I know given that I was following the guy that started it in the first place aka Blacktric.

Thing is, Blacktric isn't GG whatsoever (he's one of those ayyteam kinda trolls who fucks around with pro and anti GG tand then watches and laughs at the results)

Of course, research is hard when you can just simply create the big scary goobergob boogeyman, much like Jerry is right now.

Also, there's been a trend on youtube where copyright detection has now been MANUALLY done by companies, rather than the crappy auto-detection we know today.

Take a guess as to whose been whining about "muh revenue"

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/133428291770/come-season-6-i-am-unlikely-to-continue-making-in

https://archive.is/1cwYF

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/133440326095/ive-seen-people-up-the-pitch-to-get-by-dont

https://archive.is/EZUFK

All things considered, I honestly hope this continues! Not only because fuck anyone who tries to act smug about copyright law and then cry about it moments later, but also because it means that the only thing he can produce is more episodes of glass of water, and I already made my opinion on those >>182619

There is a god, and his name is the hasbro legal department.

>>183139

>Doing actual reviews

>This season isn't that good

Jerry is becoming just like the people he always bitched about

I'm surprised at how quiet and lul-less Jerry is being today, since this is International Men's Day and all. I thought for sure he'd throw a hissy fit about "teh patriarchy" or "but wut about muh womenz" or some other shit like that

>>183139

You think blacktric gonna get sued by Turban Tony? Supposedly those fags at Vice got his dox and sent to "proper authorities"

>>183400

Not really, no one that matters actually cares, and to be fair people are like that with international women's day too

Also new Jerry video fresh from the oven

https://youtu.be/CGMqnF8mCII

>>183056

Is he really that assblasted about sarah being outed as a pedo? I mean the evidence was pretty convincing…

How long will his hate boner for GG last?

Gamergate are evil post #1823848

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/133555330210/do-you-think-the-gamergate-movement-can-be-crushed

https://archive.is/GbGp9

>>183453

Yeah, he is. You see, Jerry doesn't have an actual argument in regards to it because it's irrefutable. Jerry has NEVER had an argument for anything, really. All he ever does is dismiss because of the source and gate the claim into a convenient architype and call it a fucking day.

If they're from 4chan, they're an asshole misogynist. If they're from 8chan, they're pedophile gamergate cyberterrorists. If they're skeptical about anything, they're a paranoid conspiracy theorist. The list goes on and on.

And on top of that, he bought into the "I was a 4chan edgelord" sob story (which has been also proven to be a crock of shit)

>>183379

He's getting unbanned today. I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back.

As a matter of fact, he's already sent one of his crew to templar gamer begging him to get me onto his fucking podcast again. (said person has admitted to templar that FNGR makes clickbait. So let's amend that to ex-crew).

I'll be sure to mention FNGR's sperging on the next thread and we'll go from there. Maybe the drama dies down, OR he comes back and it gets so hilarious that he becomes our Robby Stiles and earns a thread dedicated in his honor.

>>183453

None of those that are followers of the religion of SocJus are without hurt butts after Nyberg was outed as a pedophile.

>>176277

Ayy dumbstep fag here.

I thought this cow had dried up.

I saw something were it looked like Jerry addressed the Ratatouille thing i made, did this happen?

Oh, and sorry if anyone still wanted that up. It's a bad habit of mine to delete stuff that I put up as jokes.

I might sift through some Jerry videos and splice together some memes or something.

Maybe I'll get a whole video dedicated to me :^)

https://www.reddit.com/user/Jerry-Peet

https://archive.is/4Ipa8

>Gamerghazi

should we be surprised.

>>183734

wrote something for jerry

now i gotta wait

https://soundcloud.com/na-lmaofam/lily-peet-is-a-man/s-D645V

>>183809

thanks friend

>>183866

It also pays ignorance to the tragedies that happened in France (which isn't a surprise because Jerry admitted he didn't even KNOW that it happened because he doesn't watch the news). France was a gun free country, and despite that subsequent raids found gun shipment after gun shipment in innocent looking flats.

Those shipments are going to one of two places: either the black market (whose popularity increases at the same pace ToR does), or in the hands of terrorist organizations.

And then there's that whole 3D printing gun thing that never really took off, but can become a very frightening prospect if it did because the end result is PLASTIC, and I don't think I need to point out how easy that would be to hide past metal detectors (or any detector for that matter! I believe the first "mainstream" recipe was easily detachable)

3D printing guns also means that gun control is effectively useless. Why spend god knows how long it'd take to get the all clear when you can spend a few hours printing off a very primitive pistol. It may only be capable of firing one shot at a time, but a psychopath only NEEDS one shot.

Only the misguided (or really stupid) would think that this is a good payoff for the banning and/or control of guns.

>>183866

It also pays ignorance to the tragedies that happened in France (which isn't a surprise because Jerry admitted he didn't even KNOW that it happened because he doesn't watch the news). France was a gun free country, and despite that subsequent raids found gun shipment after gun shipment in innocent looking flats.

Those shipments are going to one of two places: either the black market (whose popularity increases at the same pace ToR does), or in the hands of terrorist organizations.

And then there's that whole 3D printing gun thing that never really took off, but can become a very frightening prospect if it did because the end result is PLASTIC, and I don't think I need to point out how easy that would be to hide past metal detectors (or any detector for that matter! I believe the first "mainstream" recipe was easily detachable)

3D printing guns also means that gun control is effectively useless. Why spend god knows how long it'd take to get the all clear when you can spend a few hours printing off a very primitive pistol. It may only be capable of firing one shot at a time, but a psychopath only NEEDS one shot.

Only the misguided (or really stupid) would think that this is a good payoff for the banning and/or control of guns.

>>183858

>That second image

Is it me or is Jerry actually kinda of racist? Whenever some kind of entrainment is made up by mostly blacks he almost always talks shit about it. Whenever a "cop kills a black person" incident happens he always takes the cop's side. The only time I've ever heard him say anything nice about a black person is Samuel L. Jackson's performance in the Star Wars movies

>>183907

Don't forget getting all butthurt about Bill Cosby's rape accusations.

>>183908

Sauce?