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6e14ea No.178208

Since /cow/ has degraded into making fun of autistics that aren't that funny, I have new "lolcow" for you:

https://ethnicmuse.wordpress.com/

24fadd No.178223

So a obsessive who chronicles shit about race in popular media?

Does he/she/it have further potential? Don't leave us hanging you lazy nigger


04ce34 No.178225

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>>178208

remove autism


37afab No.178241

Oh look, spacecuck is still mad.


065038 No.178272

File: 1445828648037.png (387.35 KB, 888x1608, 37:67, Untitled.png)


584b77 No.178278

File: 1445830120928.jpg (1.64 MB, 2500x2500, 1:1, 1445800801361.jpg)

>>178208

is is just some sperg who watches tv shows and tries to find le jewish conspurracy in them?

Is he trollable?

Honestly, there's a lot of poltard cows all over 8chan right now. I suspect this is because they came over in droves from 4chan, but you can just look at /k/ /tv/ /n/ or pretty much any board to see them shitting it up.


584b77 No.178279

https://ethnicmuse.wordpress.com/2012/06/14/white-jews-and-asian-penises/

>in which he finds a shitty piece of sketch comedy and tracks down the creator because he is a jew and made a single joke about asian penis size

https://ethnicmuse.wordpress.com/nomenclature/

>in which he invents a whole vocabulary for imagined actions of this conspiracy

https://ethnicmuse.wordpress.com/comment-policy/

He has comments on every section of the website and a statement against censorship. He also replies to his comments.

Verdict: trollable, making online personas to comment on his blog is probably the way to go.


9fdc49 No.178372

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>>178272

>turned 12 today

Oh.


33db26 No.178374

>>178272

The Jewess may only be 12 but there's no denying that she got BTFO.

Some of those guys from /pol/ are probably a similar age anyway and I say that as a (sort of lapsed since the split) /pol/lack.


5e1c99 No.178382

>>178374

You see, this is premium autism. When everything is a battle in the war and they can't take a look back and say, gee, that was pretty autistic.

There was a thread on /k/ where the op challenged people to come up with good things that were invented by Jews. Sure enough when people named significant and major inventions, the /pol/edditors flooded in to say that these things (PC microprocessor, automobile, atomic power to name a few) were actually shitty because the Jews did it.

The funniest part isn't even that poltards are wrong, it's that they're incapable of understanding political capital. They go from 0 - da jooz in the blink of an eye. There are dumber things that people actually believe, but poltards are literally so autistic, that they can't spread their ideology to anyone but other spergs.


19b84e No.178430

File: 1445900032427.png (2.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1440501211346.png)

I like to call them /pol/narefs personally


ffcb30 No.178434

>>178278

I remember that guy. He genuinely can't accept the fact that a mob of autistic pro-2A libertarians hated how Nazi Germany handled gun rights. Some of his responses to me are in there.

Most of /k/ just gave up on telling /pol/ to fuck off at this point. /pol/ crossposters on /k/ are just worth julaying solely because of this guy.


a4547b No.178444

>>178382

That "name 5 positive things invented by the Jews" or something similar, I kind of forget since it's been awhile, is a common copypasta topic on /pol/ and the threads don't tend to be particularly serious.

At least some of those guys claiming obviously good inventions were bad because "Jews" were probably just fucking around. Some probably weren't though.

Just checking but you realized I was kidding and pointing how absurd it was to B a 12 year old girl TFO, right? Though I was serious in suggesting some of those posters might be not much older than her which I think makes at least a little less stupid in those cases since they are too young to realize how rigid their thinking is and that they're basically brainwashed. And brainwashed by some people who are essentially just fucking around and see the whole Jews thing as a meme to toss around because it can be funny at times.

At least that's the way it used to be on 4/pol/. I understand that 8/pol/ is kind of overly serious about it (in addition to actually thinking respectable black people are a myth) which is why I don't spend time there. 4/pol/ used to be the most fun place to discuss serious news in a manner that was part serious discussion with just enough really ridiculous humor mixed in. But I can't bring myself to go back knowing that moot sold the place to that gook data miner.


584b77 No.178470

>>178444

>At least that's the way it used to be on 4/pol/.

I don't remember it that way, but at least people stayed in their containment board then

>I understand that 8/pol/ is kind of overly serious about it (in addition to actually thinking respectable black people are a myth) which is why I don't spend time there. 4/pol/ used to be the most fun place to discuss serious news in a manner that was part serious discussion with just enough really ridiculous humor mixed in.

It has thoroughly jumped the shark. These spergs actually believe that "pol is always right" (except for the ice age, except for the shemitah, except for substantially everything). Honestly, I'm sure no one would care about the naziboo circlejerk board "politically incorrect" which is full of underageb& losers who think saying nigger is a revolutionary act if it wasnt constantly leaking.

Over the past few weeks this shit has become unbearable. Even on this board there are spergs who link to /pol/ or spread /what they dont want you to know/ in completely irrelevant threads, and then act like everyone is a triggered sjw for telling them to fuck off.

Even niche boards have these retards coming in and ruining the discussion.


812bb3 No.178480

>>178470

Maybe you shouldn't be such a kike?


b6d079 No.178482

>>178470

it's always very strange to see people acting like racist posts are a new thing since they made /pol/


22401d No.178486

>>178482

its one thing to use racial epithets for comedic effect, its another to be a proto-natsoc faggot who cannot shut up for even one single second about DA JOOZ

an entire generation of fucking weeners who get their ideology via third hand memes thinking they know shit about dick because they read julius evola's wikipedia page


812bb3 No.178487

>>178486

Nice change in ID's; do you shill here often?


584b77 No.178488

>>178480

oh, a post with actual cocks, better trot out:

>le jew mene

that one never gets old!

just like all the shit on know your meme

>>178487

>everyone who disagrees with my shitposting is a shill/jew


812bb3 No.178492

>>178488

Whatever, waste of dubs. You're so salty; might you be one of the tribe?


5e1c99 No.178497

>>178492

>thread intended for poltard cows

>people add general and specific info on poltard cows and how to troll them

>you're so salty, might you be one of the tribe?


24fadd No.178543

File: 1445945109596.jpg (2.54 MB, 4000x4000, 1:1, the king of autists4000.jpg)

>>178434

The guy was either the most aspie shitposter I've ever seen or some muh heritage burger roleplaying as a teutonic Naziboo.

Here, have a highres version of that image

>>178470

It wasn't too long ago that /pol/ had serious threads about Dimitri the Lover and his political ventures. But anyway I have a nagging feeling that some of the more obnoxious /pol/shit comes from some shitposting crew (not that /pol/ doesn't have enought spergs in the userbase).


680cda No.178596

>>178543

>The guy was either the most aspie shitposter I've ever seen or some muh heritage burger roleplaying as a teutonic Naziboo.

I think he was the latter. Every time he posted it seemed like he was going to have a stroke from holding the shift key.

>Here, have a highres version of that image

Thanks, this is better

>But anyway I have a nagging feeling that some of the more obnoxious /pol/shit comes from some shitposting crew (not that /pol/ doesn't have enought spergs in the userbase).

It's easy to say that it's /ints/ or whatever, but there are nowhere near enough of them, nor are they even autistic enough to have this presence on practically every board.


147d76 No.178755

>>178208

He definitely doesn't seem that funny. Has he been trolled?


680cda No.178868

>>178755

He responds to comments all over his site and flipped out over a single joke about Asian penis size enough to effectively dox the video's creator.

I'd venture to guess that there is potential.


595e2a No.178871

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>>178486

I know. It's glorious. Those spergs act as a barrier against national socialism ever really taking root in an English speaking country. Those edge lords are doing God's work.


28bc5a No.178872

>>178272

>I'm jewish

>I feel uncomfortable

>This is very sensitive to me

>Expects not to be trolled

>>178868

Could you post some sperging, then?


595e2a No.178874

>>178272

I like how there is a anti semetic conspiracy theorist commenting back at her. When cows butt horns.


595e2a No.178875

He's one of a thousand though. The more I read his stupid plot summaries the more they remind me of a bunch of other idiots. Especially the ones on the far right.


595e2a No.178877

>>178444

"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."


260eeb No.178906

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>>178208

As autistic as the guy seems he doesn't look too much like a cow. If you can julay him have at it.

>>178430

Is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure even worth watching?

>>178543

Racists =/= Nazis

The whole idea of socialism is to eliminate classes and form either a 'cooperative anarchy' or a government based aristocracy of sorts, mean to take care of the peoples' needs as they supply the country. 'Nationalist' Socialism is just a more patriotic (nationalist) version. For example, Bernie Sanders claims to be a nationalist socialist and thusly plays off of his supporters' nationalism.

Racism means you profess the belief that humans are different species for X, Y, and Z reasons.

>>178874

Honestly I can sympathize with them even though I disagree, there are a disproportionate amount of plutocratic Jewish dynasties compared to their population, which leads them [individuals who believe in the Jewish conspiracy] to believing they as well run everything or something. Hell my family (had Jewish dudes who passed down wealth that was given back to the English royalty), it's not that unbelievable to me that people would think they have more power than others. And honestly, Jews do have a form of social power(not perpetuated usually by Jews themselves, more so by non Jews with huge guilt complexes for no valid reason); could YOU go out in public and scream "I HATE KIKES!!!" without getting berated away/getting assaulted?

Also

>ant-Semitism

Nigga, half the 'Jews' you know are probably just eastern European converts. I can trace my ancestry to the Assyrian/Israeli Jews, whom are actually Semitic.

You should never need to pull the "Ur an antisemit!!" card if you have something worthwhile to say.

>>178877

True quote.

>>178875

Conclusion, guy linked by the OP is a massive faggot autist who wastes his time reviewing media absolutely noone cares about (lol Doug Walker). /cow/ has a populace of people who think /pol/ is one person and type up big shitposts to 'prove' their point when they honestly have no citations (kek, I did that kind of). Niggers.


680cda No.178908

>>178906

Fuck the guy in the OP, this looks like a better cow.


260eeb No.178909

File: 1446074057016.png (2.15 MB, 1810x1800, 181:180, Niggers.png)

>>178382

Do you have proof they represent /pol/ as a whole or are you an autist talking out his/her ass?

If you can't handle banter by people you disagree with then just fucking leave, you're the one forcing yourself to read /pol/ (or Australian) shitposts.

>>178444

>/pol/

>one person

Keep crying, it will mend none of your troubles.

>>178486

Though I myself despise stormfaggotry, people putting on trenchcoats and old German helmets while screaming about niggers and kikes does not make them actual stormfags.

>weenies

You thought I forgot about you, Sequoia? God damn I should start a thread for you friendo, you gave us julay then and most certainly we could julay your candy ass again.

>>178908

Never lactated.

May seem that I'm a lonely autist who has nothing better to do than shitpost on 4/8chan, but 'tis not as it seems!

I just like come on and type up huge shitposts in maybe ~5 mins and laugh when people show up to cry about them.


260eeb No.178910

>>178908

Oh and haven't seen much activity on /cow/ lately, any new cows fresh off the pastures?

I'm still salty we jumped on that one guy who wrote himself into these weird Arthur fanfictions (he even made a wiki about himself) too early and he deleted all his shit. He was quite seriously the next CWC before he scuttled.


147d76 No.178915

>>178910

Thursday Lane. Check out >>176859.


33db26 No.178922

>>178909

That post specifies that there are several kinds of people on /pol/ so I don't get your point.


595e2a No.178931

>>178906

Actually I've seen people yell things like "fucking kikes" and holding up Nazi flags and all that happens is a bunch of college kids show up with rainbow signs and try to hug them. In real life Nazis get trolled hard. They renamed the strip of highway the Nazis adopted in Missouri after a Rabbi.

Maybe if you did it in New York or something.


595e2a No.178932

>>178922

Don't try to reason with him. It's counter lulz.


c4d952 No.178975

>>178374

>The Jewess may only be 12 but there's no denying that she got BTFO.

>no denying she got blown the fuck out

>12 years old

12 years old

People on chans seem to verey dissociated with humans.


9bcdf2 No.179055

>>178975

Yeah, we are more associated with cows here.


ffcb30 No.179156

>>179055

moooo….


058d35 No.179167

>>178543

I was the kraut who made him start spewing google translated krautspeak. It was so obvious he was just someone proxy fagging. I just wanted to have some fun with the asspie.


595e2a No.179182

>>179167

You should have used obscure spelling of Yiddish. A German could understand it, but someone trying to use Google to translate would not get far.


0ff9ca No.179208

>>178470

Fucking christ, someone gets it.

Sadly, it won't change. It'll just get worse, because not drinking the koolaid makes you one of the bogeywomyn.


76d0f1 No.179271

>>178931

Nazis have literally been made cartoon villains by over half a century of media, people are barely even offended or intimidated by it anymore as it's like people unironically chanting 'Cobra Commander shit his pants and did nothing wrong!' It's people siding with the losers who lost so hard their entire ideology was exposed as both monstrous and absurd, who ruined themselves chasing a scapegoated minority and invaded Russia in the winter.

The stereotype for Neo-Nazis isn't even American History X esque skinheads anymore and barely even prison gangs, it's an edgier version of bronies and weeaboos.


595e2a No.179288

>>178470

Blame hotwheels. He pumped 8chans /pol/ when moot was fucking with 4chans. He invited the retards


754231 No.179347

>>178931

>

>Actually I've seen people yell things like "fucking kikes" and holding up Nazi flags and all that happens is a bunch of college kids show up with rainbow signs and try to hug them.

You mean like that faggot who screamed like a gay harpy for like half an hour and became a meme? Or the one who started crying because some "jew" black guy said the holocaust was great?

It seems the trolling goes the other way around friend


754231 No.179348

>>178470

Never liked pol not even in cuckchan as it has always been a shitposting board, but 8ch's pol has all the signs of a coopted board

>inb4 tinfoil

Nigga it doesn't have to be a conspiracy, it can be a bunch of guys making fun of them like we do all the time


8e0cea No.179351

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>>179348

A secret kabal of Jewish trolls.


3c0786 No.179509

I assume all these whiny threads about /pol/ is just the same guy hope we find out who you are because you're a classic sperg lolcow

Also sage


584b77 No.179763

>>179509

>(1)

>failing to sage

>"also sage"

>hurr durr everyone who criticizes muh hugbox is a sperg lolcow

mmkay


c85661 No.179775

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>>178906

The first season of Jojo is fun, especially the part with Joseph Joestar, the second and third season are meh


a881f0 No.180046

>>179775

Any idea if the 4th one will be any good?


abfb74 No.180173

File: 1446531185368.png (42.64 KB, 200x183, 200:183, 1441985902727.png)

>I don't like this autist because his political bullshit offends me, can you guys be my personal army?


5e9ace No.181297

>>180173

>y-y-you can't make fun of /pol/

>t-t-they always make sense and protect us from the SJdoublejews

I don't need to be offended to laugh at people don't tell me to respect other people political opinions because you know that you don't


bc08cd No.181301

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As spergy as some /pol/lacks may be, you have to admit /pol/ humor and maymays are great. Though /pol/ nowadays takes itself way too seriously, and has lost a lot of it's charm.

While we're on the subject, how exactly did /pol/ take being wrong about the red shekel moon and the economic crash? Did they own up to it or did they do some next level mental gymnastics as to why it didn't happen?

>>180046

Pretty good, it's a lot better than 3 at least. Part 7 is still the best.


40d5e2 No.181337

>>181301

>you have to admit /pol/ humor and maymays are great.

No. Le Jew mene has been beaten like the proverbial dead horse and was just a circle jerk that attracted the "I was only pretending to be retarded" cancer in the first place. Also the constant unsourced infographic dumps aren't entertaining. The closest thing to funny pol has been to funny recently was the Bella and the bulldogs thing.


4fd953 No.181356

>>181301

The mods did amazing mental gymnastics and there were threads about how it actually happened and reasons why it WAS going to happen etc. IIRC a thread was stickied about it for at least a couple of weeks after. Mostly filled with people mocking the SEPTEMBER fags denying they were wrong.

>>181337

Well the fuckh8 thing recently was pretty great.


06696c No.181359

>>181301

/pol/ is never funny on purpose.


ad86a7 No.181363

>>181301

They by and large decided to damage control by calling it and just about anything that isn't le ebin jew meme or NEETsoc "/x/ garbage".


de9c11 No.181381

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>>181301

>red shekel moon and the economic crash

A lot of people were scaremongering about the economy crashing and still are, the red moon shit seemed like it would just an ebin maymay people like Jim got into similar to the crap about HW and 8ch being secretly controlled and data mined by the Nip that bought 4chan.

A fair portion of /pol/ (and most sites/board in general) really have an intense problem with believing in memes without understanding any messages that may have been intended. Like the comments about the Jews. When you see various anti-white articles being published it is true that you'll often find the author has a Jewish name, but that doesn't mean all Jews are out to commit genocide against whites. It's more that there has been the idea throughout the years that Jewish people should be considered separate from white people and the push to consider themselves victims for the rest of eternity because holocaust. So Jewish have really been set in this culture of victimhood for decades which is really much the same as what you see today with some SJWs/feminists/culturual Marxists. You can't really go into that on /pol/ though without someone saying you're JIDF or shill or whatever else, because they've so firmly set in their minds that it's just worth repeating memes than analyzing the reasons for behavior.

When people start enjoying memes too much they just start turning off the critical thinking parts of their brain. It makes them feel good about believing what they do, but they don't have to think about why they're feeling good or why they're believing the meme. Helps to devolve conversations to just being about ad hominems than serious arguments.


49b118 No.181384

>>181381

I agree with what you're saying but I have a much simpler explanation.

Most people on /pol/ are fucked in the head.


de9c11 No.181386

>>181384

I think actual lunatics are in an extreme minority on /pol/ to be honest.

A lot of people just like being able to talk about news/politics without having their shit censored constantly, so you get all sorts of opinions being bandied about on /pol/ that just can look unnatural if you're accustomed to what you'd see in more restrictive atmospheres.

It's the people that want to just repeat memes ad nauseam that make the place seem dumber than it is, since they restrict any sort of discussion such a great deal by the complete lack of thought put into their comments.


49b118 No.181387

>>181386

Tbh I rarely go to /pol/ so you may well be right.

I guess the ones that venture out of there spouting their jew/shill/conspiracy stuff on other boards are probably the crazier ones.


de9c11 No.181390

>>181387

>I guess the ones that venture out of there spouting their jew/shill/conspiracy stuff on other boards are probably the crazier ones.

Yeah those are the meme spouting idiots I refer to. There are some legitimate 'conspiracy' type situations like with George Soros paying for people to act as protesters or immigration activists, but the meme spouting idiots seem to just focus in on any opportunity to spout a meme rather than add anything to a discussion.

/pol/ used to be a lot better about this kind of thing, but if you want a taste of what things used to be like you should really check out /n/. It seems like as the board morphed from /n/ to /news/ to /pol/ on 4chan that things just got worse and worse, as the people interested in talking about politics or the news went off to other sites like operatorchan and plus4chan (though people popped on back as new boards came around).


ca419b No.193824

>>178543

The guy in this pic is still going. Just look for any threads on /k/ that are remotely political in nature.

(Please don't necrobump)

5e9ce5 No.193825

>>193824

Exactly what merited necrobumping this thread?


f5fdf4 No.193865

Excellent thread full of great material those pol tards sure are lolcows! Mercy me!


cf2ae6 No.193870

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>>181301

>While we're on the subject, how exactly did /pol/ take being wrong about the red shekel moon and the economic crash? Did they own up to it or did they do some next level mental gymnastics as to why it didn't happen?

Did the world not begin sliding to shit at an incredibly accelerated pace shortly after?

I mean you weren't expecting Ayy Lmaos or anything like that, were you?


3603c4 No.193933

>>193870

[citation needed]




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