/cow/ - Lolcows (Buffalo Barbecue Cream!)

http://pastebin.com/paz3eHZ1

Lol, fuck. It's been a while since null had his period in chat there.

It could be a ruse but I think its real, Seems like nulls autism doesn't understand people not liking you anymore after you shit on them in public.

Also, how does he not understand when he's being mocked this badly ?

>899.Dynastia: @ Null, it's just sad to see since you usually take such a chill and mature stance on bans. you almost never hand them out because a person ruffles you personally. then occasionally you chimp out over applecat or jashinist and now glaive. it's behaviour that you're usually above

>>179459

Why does he look so dead inside?

>>179472

Fucking hell.

And I thought that fat autistic fucker was getting a little better at hiding what a loser he is.

my last shit > null

#chimpsforblimps

>>179488

He really should try listening to 'Ron Paul' and stop jerking off for a while. The reason he's having this problem is because he's whacking it hard and heavy to catboys all the time.

Null has been on the rag more and more over the past several months and clearly isn't enjoying running the site anymore. I don't know why he doesn't just hand it over to someone else or shut it down. Continuing to admin a community where you don't like the userbase, don't participate in any of the threads, and resent damn near every popular user is crazy.

Just seems like he should turn the page and do something with his life that he might actually enjoy.

>>179494

He went through this phase 2 years ago.

Random banning and being a cunt to the users and staff.

Just wait, In a years time Glaive will be listed amongst the "evil butthurt banned" people, it's pretty much become standard practice there, null is never at fault, always others.

>>179494

Modding Foxdick is his only chance at positive social interaction. Not to mention people there have to suck up to him otherwise they get banned, and he can't get banned himself because he runs the place. It's the perfect insurance policy for him really.

goddamn null get your penis problems sorted out

they have doctors in ladyboy land

>>179470

>Says the NEET faggot who takes huge pride in owning a forum dedicated in trolling and stalking a spastic manchild

>>179470

Nullman 9000, everybody

>>179470

lmao what a class A faggot

>>179459

Widely spaced eyes are a trait of autism.

Someone post that pic comparing Chris, Mylar and other autists how they all look alike. I guess penchant for old style pedo glasses is also in the autistic genes, and we'll see Null wear them soon.

>>179570

Serious question guys, what is wrong with Null?

both null and glaive are banhappy faggots, join EDF.

>>179578

Simple answer - Autism.

Total inability to understand how people/friendships work and pick up on social cues,childish outbursts when feelings are hurt,obsession over numbers and projects, loses interest in projects when he gets bored

All the signs are there.

>null has autism

>>179585

>>179583

How about i dont join any of you faggots

>>179583

Fuck that, we've got a good community of our own

>>179592

1) Null's eyes are farther apart than any of them. If Null's eyes were any farther apart they'd be on the side of his head and he could pass for a fish-man or some other non-predatory creature

2) Why do autists always get the free glasses frames? They're living off government stipends, is it really so hard to use maybe $50-100 of that money towards some decent frames?

>>179594

>2) Why do autists always get the free glasses frames?

The answer is always autism.

>>179598

While this influx of Null threads is almost certainly at /ints/' hand, Null is genuinely lulzworthy for a multitude of reasons.

>>179592

Sammy had really close eyes.

>>179570

TL;DR

I still don't know what the fuck is going on with the bloodletting drama and everyone claiming Glaive lies constantly.

>>179611

According to Dynastia in the glaive drama thread he was the one who made the last kiwi thread and he's lied about a bunch of other things for no reason which makes him come across as a pathological liar. Null couldn't trust him, deadminned him, and then Glaive went to work starting shit in chat and saying he was going to create his own brand of autism.cool so null banned him.

>>179612

This must be bullshit because it doesn't paint Null in an entirely negative light and we all know that Null is evil, a pedophile, a rapist, a monster, and an autistic cunt. Can you stop spreading lies, Null?

>>179616

Are you kidding? Read the context.

>>179616

gr8 b8 m8

>>179618

What do you not understand? It seems quite clear to me

"You called Jace after his accident because you were concerned about him"

They obviously believe that the Deagle Nation was real.

>>179619

Ain't b8 m8

>>179566

>Using the term signal boost

>Anywhere other than Reddit and Tumblr.

>>179621

fucking lol

>>179621

He's saying that during the ruse Null made the call. He's using the character name because the call was made to a character.

>>179625

Kiwis aren't bright enough to know the difference between Jace and Jan. If you notice "accident" is referred to like it actually happened.

everything is going according to mr shaners master plan

>>179626

The car accident did actually happen. There's a fucking overturned car and Jan took pictures in the hospital. He said he was having seizures because of it.

>>179628

Kirby, are you helping Len take down the Farms now? The world needs more Len.

And the drama's died down

The angry people have given up in disgust

Now the weaklings come out to suck nulls cock and say how right he is

All is well again on the farms

>>179639

Ay, you're a chipper lot. so how did you manage to author >>179616 with nulls dick so far in your mouth inthat post and the other guys cock up your ass? Does null make you kiss his ass like that if you,with to keep membership? What a sorry lot.

>>179640

I said my piece to Null. He ignored it. meh

I think they [b]all[/b] need to grow up some - I said it there and I will say it again here, but I am not their boss and not much I can do. I am sure you would get all huffy and puffy and say "Ima gonna leave, you made me mad" like a true 5 year old. A number of the people here did that and got laughed off the site. It is why null was kind enough to dump some of you here.

I try to be friendly with most people. Going around calling people cuckholden and attempting edgy is so 2005, dude. I am guessing you are still listening to "Crawling in my skin", huh?

Please tell me you are still a teen with a 3 page paper due for Mr. Schevnaski about to Kill a Mockingbird and not a grown man posting this. It would be so disappointing if you were the latter.

I wish Glaive and Null the best in their endeavors. I would rather do that and be called a cuck by some anon on a dying board; than be bitter and never accomplish anything in life because I could not move beyond being banned from Null's forum.

>>179643

Why are you such an unfunny, attention seeking cunt? No one gives a shit about you. I can't believe you'd actually admit you were one of the faggots who tries to act like Jace was real after the reveal, that was the cringiest shit ever. Have fun on your shitty forum with your autistic sociopathic pedophile admin.

>>179643

Bloody hell, It's like you're a mentally deficient Christian kid but your not talking about god and shit.

I'm so confused.

>>179643

Jesus Christ, not you. Stay over in null's ass kiss palace. You're the absolute worst you know that? You kiss moderator ass. You PM the shit out of girls and people you think are girls. You follow the two people who aren't total shit around like a lost pathetic puppy dog. Then you give $800 to the administrator. Also, stop typing out walls of text. I don't read your middle school essays no one else does either.

>>179646

I know I'm not funny. I probably one of the few who know's it and is cool with it. Unlike you who somehow manages to think that edgy=funny.

Also you guys mention cocks and gay sex so much here. Are you sure you all don't have a secret fetish for being dommed by null? The transfer here is obvious. It is also why I think many trolls turn tranny. Null dom fantasy.

>>179648

I am not anon edgelord no 834564334. I think it is okay some people can have fun at life. It is why we follow eccentrics. Clearly cow is having a hard time because it has forgotten how to enjoy things. It thinks edgy=funny.

>>179651

I am friends with a lot people. As for PMing the shit out of girls, I really know nothing about that, man. I talk to everyone. Most PM me. I guess you would not have any proof since I don't disclose my pms to other people like a spastic, huh?

As for following cat and dynastia - I follow other people there as well. I try to learn everything I can from people smarter than me. Rather than be an envious angry loser like a lot of people are, I turn it into admiration and observation. I learn from it.

As for giving the $800, it was to help keep image boards from dying out completely - what is the crime in that. I think there is a place for anon. It has effected our culture and it is needed. Image boards do need move out of the early 2000's though, this edginess is so repetitive and derivative.

How many of you had a proposal to upgrade this site? No one.

How many of you could actually manage to put aside your petty differences to accomplish anything constructive? No one.

When the new infinity is up how many of you will be using the site because someone was nice enough to help? Everyone.

Your welcome.

Also clearly you are a member. Why not say this to may face on kiwi or PM me? Let me guess, you would rather neg rate me on kiwi instead. Clearly you are too scared to have a face around me. Why? Jealousy? Why not own it?

Don't like what what I write? Don't read. Null's forum has an ignore function and 8chan has a scroll bar.

————————————————————

Reminder guys, the more you get angry and post at me, the less you are allowing yourselves to be angry at null and glaive.

>>179657

You have a very strange passive way f doing internet tough guy.

I still think your a complete faggot and about as entertaining as dogshit but at least you've got your thing.

Seeing as you're here being mr say it how it is please answer this, what is your personal mental disability ? Clearly theres something wrong with you.

>>179639

>Cows are to be laughed at now glowered on.

Why almost every thread on your forum where the cow is posting turns into a thousand page shitball of people raging at the cow then?

>>179671

On another note , nice to see you kiwifags coming here to share your opinions. How often do we come there to tell you how to behave ?

Hellblazer just resigned. Null's running a circus over there.

>>179675

Null knows it was you talking shit about him in the other thread, you know that right?

>>179657

>and 8chan has a scroll bar.

And filters. You are nice enough to use name people could filter you with. /v/ was pretty generous to Null, because everyone is sick of the terrible software some Polish cunt has developed. There are people on 8chan who are smart enough to conclude from the official endorsement of Infinity Next and the full stop of development for Infinity that Hotwheels and everyone else here needs new software.

Also little hint about site wide meta: Don't listen to /ints/. Listen to that chatlog board instead if 8chan meta ever pops up there.

>>179675

>SunLightStreak

When are you gonna fuck right back off to the Foxdick Farms and lapping up Null, cat and dynastia's assholes some more?

>>179675

And nothing of value was lost

Kiwi Farms seems to be down. I wonder if Null ragequit? Unlikely, but you heard it here first if it happened.

>>179696

Seems fine to me. A little slow perhaps.

>>179696

He will ragequit only if

1. All the inner circle faggots stop sucking him up

or

2. He can't financially support his site anymore

or

3. An hero by jumping out of the window of his shitty ghetto appartment

or

4. Infinity NEVER is actualy delivered and Null starts working full-time on it and can't spend time on the Farms anymore. Of course we all know he will never deliver and the whole thing is a scam.

>>179570

Ugh I feel like I'm reading PVCC drama circa 2011-2012, only on a different board and at a different time.

What is it with board mods being so fucking insane and autismal? I guess it just comes with the territory, but still.

>>179705

>What is it with board mods being so fucking insane and autismal?

Who would actually want to do that shit?

>>179635

Mr. Shaner is convinced that Null is completely afraid of him and wants nothing to do with him. He already declared victory since his thread was locked. But Shaner said that he will not be completely satisfied until the entire forum is down and everyone in the Kiwi Farms is locked in jail.

I would just like to point out that Null completely suffocated and eventually nuked Shaner's thread because Shaner was able to actually dox him. I can understand Null being embarrassed that the World's Most Famous Railfan managed to dox him, (though its nulls own fault) but the fact that he didn't give a single shit when Shaner was driving by one of his users house and uploading pictures of the house to his forum shows how much of a egotist and hypocrite he is. Shaner only deserved to be throttled and have his sockpuppets deleted once he targeted Null. Evidently everyone else was fair game.

Also because Shaner is now posting on a splinter forum, Null sent Shaner a private message and threatened to reopen Shaner's thread if he didn't leave the splinter forum immediately. Mr. Shaner to his credit called Null out on his bluff, and for the second time, the World's Most Famous Railfan proved his superior wit against the owner of the Kiwi Farms.

>>179708

This kind of stuff is better than fiction.

FoxDick down.

is nol kill?

>>179708

I don't believe it.

Told ya so. At least the Wolverines won.

Kiwifarms is down and offline for me, don't know if it's a temporary thing, or if Null decided he had enough..

>>179718

Never seen it down this long even during DDoS.

I'm leaning toward it being on purpose.

>>179718

No way Null would shutdown his only reason to live without a reason and a TL;DR wall of text.

It's either server issues or Xalver finally going through his stupid plan lol

>>179722

If you were already planning a big DDoS this would be perfect timing to max the drama.

It's 3:38 am in the Philipines though, so it's possible this is just a DDoS and with Null asleep and Glaive out of the way, no one can fix it.

>>179726

Null is usualy awake until 4:00 AM

Becoming an hero late in the night is always the most silent and discreet way

>>179731

Everyone on the Farms has issues

>>179734

Rates 'Agree'

oh noes the site is back online

>>179741

Shit, and before I got to the "Crash this forum with no survivors" part.

>>179708

Which splinter forum?

>>179750

autism.cool, the truest and originalest splinter forum

>>17951

Oh, I thought you might have meant bluear.ms

>>179751

>last post there

>2 days ago

lel

It's hilarious that Null acts like he's some badass rebel fearless leader but he routinely gets outmatched by the lolcows he's trying to troll.

>>179760

Was autism.cool ever a active place?

>>179760

Don't cherry-pick me bro!

>>179765

Not really. There was a flurry of activity when it started then nothing.

Mainly because it's just a spite site started by a mong without any skills to start a site.

I'd be interested to see what someone like Glaive with experience in creating communities could do, to be honest.

>>179734

some more than others..

Lol at you all sucking glaive's cock. The man is a faggot.

>>179783

Josh, pls

>>179760

Chats actually much more active. You wouldn't know cuz you arn't logged in!

>>179785

how many splinter sites are there again

Am reading the log of Null's latest chimpout and I loled

Dynastia

3 minutes ago

Dynastia: @ Null, he was going to be petty and passive until you demoted him. that was clear for weeks

Melchett

3 minutes ago

Melchett: Snakes was bann

Null

3 minutes ago

Null: Snakes is still around

Elijah

3 minutes ago

Elijah: Glaive should use the space between Null's eyes as an advertising billboard for his splinter

>>179788

I believe 6 overall.

>>179813

So it's baph with usernames.

>>179796

Entersphere place

Autismcool

Waifus forum

National shitpost agency

who am I missing?

>>179817

A-Stump's ballpit, some shit from (I think) 2013 where some guy wanted to make his own forum and a new cwcki, and another freeforums board that is invitation only. I forgot about the entersphere fag, so maybe it should be 7 total. Is Kengle's forum still around?

>>179819

the old ballpit is p much dead last I heard.

Kengles forum was dead the moment it was birthed.

>>179820

The ballpits been dead for ages.

autism.cool is it's corpse with the dregs of the kiwi added

>>179831

We're more of a zombie than an outright corpse.

>>179578

Suspected of being autistic so much that school officials said he had to be evaluates. Was diagnosed with Oppositional Defiant Disorder instead. ODD is disgnosed only in children and he hasn't been reevaluated as an adult but if he was he might meet the criteria for something on the autism spectrum. Then again he's 22 going on 15 so he might still be ODD.

>>179840

>I have servers I play with and line graphs to fill up with new members and the means and modes of this equation are fucking nothing to me.

>Everybody I promote brings something new to the table that ends up furthering my beautiful line graphs a little more and filling up the servers that now pay for themselves so I have some cool shit to play with.

>When I get bored of a toy, I build a new toy, and soon all my toys will sync up together and everyone will think they're really fucking cool because I know they are because I built them and fuck you.

Yes, I think he has progressed into full-on autism

>>179834

I notice you don't deny the dregs bit.

>>179817

Enter sphere place? Waifu's forum? What? Names and links pls

>You CRIED. You told me you CRIED when they de-admined you

>>179898

Yeah, I don't know the addresses. The Entersphere mostly has kids in it, and Waifus forum is apparently dead.

>>179891

Why deny whats true?

>>179817

Waifu's forum? Is that the mean girls pit or whatever? I thought Chimp Chan and Dalish made that.

>>179932

In my opinion all the big forum moderators are going down hill.

At this rate the only direction they will be running them, is to the ground.

>>179829

>>179829

>>179829

Horifying x 1

>>179854

Winner x 1

>>180157

Dear Leader is so brave.

>>180157

now kiss

>>180157

I like you, man. I know you'll never come back to the forums or be friends with Null again, but theres no reason to burn all your other bridges.

>>180157

He who fights monsters must take care not to become monsters themselves.

>>180170

He who laughs at autists must take care not to become an autist himself.

>>180172

I think that ship has sailed long ago.

>>180182

It's a good thing we have you here to tell all your friends on /cow/ about your progress. Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Fucking hell, now they've got a thread on "How to not be a fuckwit".

Can that place get any sadder ?

>>180203

Nice find. We need people browsing the Kiwi Farms every day, for at least an hour each, to try and find new cocks for this thread. This is a great start.

>>180208

Thanks m8, your praise makes it all worthwhile.

If it wasn't for really grateful anons like you I don't think I'd bother.

Are null and judge candy still friends?

>>180238

They fuck

greetings /cow/boys

i understand at first you underestimated my skills but two days ago i proved you wrong by DDOSing the autism farms. this was the first of many upcoming attacks that will happen in the coming weeks

and also with the help of other people we are in the process of aquiring Null's curent address of living and will do everything it takes to get him arrested for his crimes

Shut down your forum and run away while you can Null. We are coming.

#OP_RottenKiwi_NewRoot

>>180208

>people browsing the Kiwi Farms every day, for at least an hour each

Those are called kiwis.

>>180265

Because it's catparty having fun

>>180272

Catparty did the last Xalver OP which was quite a laugh.

Kiwis have entirely taken over this thread.

You cannot resist us and our sexiness.

>>180265

Because this is not Xalver. It's some unfunny kiwisperg trying to create drama :^)

>>180272

Don't tag me.

>>179819

I can probably count the number of times i've logged into kiwi on one hand, but that ballpit site was way more autistic than I ever remember kiwi being. As I recall, they hated the site's shift away from chris and wanted a place to only talk about cwc-related topics, even though there weren't many anymore.

I was banned from ballpit the day it opened because I was idling in chat lol. apparently anyone who idles is a dang dirty troll. Mind you, I wasn't just banned from the chat, I was banned from even viewing the entire site and I hadn't said a single word.

>>180301

Jo Joey Junior pls go

>>180302

Who the hell is Applecat and we should we care

>>180304

*and why should we care

>>180301

>>180303

:^)

>>180304

Applecat was someone who null wanted to fuck who was banned for not liking null. he also read her pms.

>>180303

who the fuck is joey junior?

>>180337

Someone super assblasted even the Ballpit spergs didn't like him.

>>180304

It's minor drama, but pretty funny. Null banned her once a long time ago for nothing, then she was let back in because the userbase got pissed off at him over it. She was around for a long time, then she bailed recently when the big waves of Kiwi drama started crashing.

She made her own splinter site, for herself and her friends who didn't want to deal with Kiwi drama. Null lost his shit over it, and was raging in chat and calling her a cunt as recently as a week ago. Then when the newest drama broke he asked people to tell her that he'd forgiven her and if she'd come back to be a global mod on his site.

Nothing too amazing, but an entertaining case of Null not realizing how normal human beings react to being insulted and attacked and expecting them to forget how he's treated them as soon as he wants something.

>>180341

I recently sucked Null's dick.

It was small and tasted of prawns.

>>180341

Shows that Null really doesn't want people leaving HIS domain.

Last I checked, that splinter site was dead as shit.

>>180344

God man, get yourself checked. I think his assholeness is contagious.

Real talk: Kiwi is an endangered species. There are too many people who went to the site because of Deagle Nation and just found out about "lolcows" and all of this other stuff.

If you look at their "loveshy" and "tumblr" boards it is basically just a place to engage in shouting matches with cows who come by and it is always a shitfest. Chris and ADF are well done there, but there re 106 loveshy threads and about 40% of them are locked one-ten post threads. Tumblr is almost a proxy for GG and you have to have a neckbeard touching the ground to care about GG at this point.The key to keeping people would be to stage another Deagle Nation thing because those people really get into that stuff. Unless Chris is being creepy he is boring now, ADF is relatively solid, but most lolcow threads die out or become a place where rehashed discussion takes place.

Null isn't stupid, just stubborn and he has too much on his plate. Frankly, he should sell the Kiwi Farms because there are probably some Kiwi's stupid enough to buy it. The Kiwi Farms will never be worth anything more than what it is worth now, and at this point it is holding him back from finishing Infinitynext. He isn't going to be 30 and still run the Kiwi Farms, might as well cash it in for a few hundred.

>>180346

Hotwheels plz

>>180346

But then where would he get the constant asspats?

>>180346

He's not going to sell the only community that can't ban him for being a creepy fuck

I've tried to keep quiet, but I just can't hold it in any longer. I have to tell everyone that hostility is a primary component of The Kiwi Farms's behavior. To begin with, The Kiwi Farms says that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully. Such statements are not just wrong; they're worse than wrong. They reinforce a dangerous and insidious but sadly common misunderstanding among many people. They disguise the fact that in my speaking engagements, I have found in audience questions an alarming increase in concern about morbid guttersnipes. Still, this is all light opera amid the shrill insanity of The Kiwi Farms's illaudable execrations.

The Kiwi Farms's dimwitted contrivances are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of diabolism are blooming all around us. The interesting point is this: I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that The Kiwi Farms is up to, the more shocking things, things like how it wants to construct gas chambers, incinerators, gulags, and concentration camps. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but it hates people who fight for our freedom of speech. It wants such people nabbed, grabbed, and thrown out of the country. Every time The Kiwi Farms gets caught trying to condemn children to a life of drugs, gangs, drinking, rape, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and a number of other horrors, it promises it'll never do so again. Subsequently, its expositors always jump in and explain that it really shouldn't be blamed even if it does because, as they claim, loopy, renitent recidivists are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. By working together, we can raise The Kiwi Farms's buddies from the dark depths of prejudice and antagonism to the majestic heights of understanding and brotherhood. But don't take my word for it; ask any hostile, myopic urban guerrilla you happen to meet.

Let's be realistic: The Kiwi Farms's activities are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, “bunk”—an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well—because The Kiwi Farms used to complain about being persecuted. Now it is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that just as night follows day, The Kiwi Farms will promote its mindless substitute for morality, which defines as birdbrained any attempt to urge lawmakers to pass a nonbinding resolution affirming that it subordinates rationality in decision making, one day. Please don't ask me to spit on sacred icons. I simply can't do that. The Kiwi Farms's appalling misjudgment and obstinacy in championing censorship in the name of free speech, intolerance in the name of tolerance, and oppression in the name of freedom are already being discussed quite widely—so much so, in fact, that The Kiwi Farms's equally staggering misjudgments regarding solipsism are escaping well-merited ridicule and rebuke. To rectify that pretermission, allow me to observe that every time The Kiwi Farms spouts some nonsense about how parasitic chowderheads are easily housebroken, the effect is that its legates become even more loyal to it. Sociologists refer to the phenomenon of increased devotion to a superstitious, muddleheaded theory at the very hour of its destruction by external evidence as “cognitive dissonance”. I call it proof that The Kiwi Farms is nuttier than squirrel dung. It follows from this that its shills are lower than scary gangsters. They are the worst kinds of eccentric Zoilists there are. Those who support their tracts or help create the incompetent, naive atmosphere needed for them to put the prisoners in charge of running the prison should realize that The Kiwi Farms's delitescent goal is to interfere with my efforts to defend the principles of individual freedom, the rule of law, private property, and limited government. The toll in human suffering and the loss of innocent lives that will ensue are clearly nonissues for it. Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.

>>180401

i might dislike kiwifarms but tl;dr kill yourself

>>180401

i might dislike kiwifarms but tl;dr kill yourself

>>180401

i might dislike kiwifarms but tl;dr kill yourself please

>>180402

>>180403

>>180404

i might dislike kiwifarms but tl;dr kill yourself please

>>180401

nice meme!

>>180401

This, tbh

>>180401

>>180401

end your life

>>180401

Sunlightstreak found a new home. Have fun guys.

>>180401

TL:DR

>>180429

Thanks but no. No way in hell would I post that.

>>180401

You spent entirely to much time typing that.

Fucking hell you faggots.

It's just one of those random generated rant things with kiwi farms inserted as the subject.

If this wasn't the kiwi thread I'd be fucking ashamed.

>>180341

What'd he ban her for officially?

Is it true Null wanted to fuck her?

>>180458

Does she have a pulse and two feet?

>>180401

Go fuck yourself and don't waste our time with this block of text.

>>180433

Yes you would.

>>180376

Why not?

moot did.

>>180401

>I've tried to keep quiet, but I just can't hold it in any longer.

You should have.

Because what you just did is went full retard, plus nobody even read it.

Kill yourself.

>>180477

Try using a plagiarism checker on that thing. I did it and it lit up like a Christmas tree.

It was a word generated copy pasta salad.

Nice bait though.

>>180401

TL;DR

L

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D

R

>>180492

Word on the street is you dramatically left kf. Sending pms around whining and apologizing

>>180484

1) Null is not Jewt (he's much creepier)

2) Foxdick Farms are not Cuckchan. Cuckchan actually had some value.

>>179616

I never really understood what DN was all about. So it was a bunch of people pretending to be lolcows?

>>180559

No. Absolutely everyone involved was a lolcow. There was no pretending.

null confessed to losing his virginity to framergirl420 when they met up but she was distracted the entire time and not interested in him and now she's boning catparty

>>180564

>Null

>Sex

>Ever

lol

Null has said multiple times that he's still a virgin.

>>180573

>nool

Stop stealing our memes.

>>180573

No one cares. You're a manic druggie dsperate for a new hugbox and friends. Kill yourself.

>>180573

>>180573

God nobody gives a shit about your kiwi splinters. Go fuck yourself you faggot.

>>180573

Your site won't steal shit from the Kiwi. Anyone with an anime or touhou av is going to freak out, close their browser and rock in their chair if they see a logo that looks like it belongs to the government, and that is most of the active users.

>>180573

Bro real talk. I'm going to spill a big secret. Nobody trusts you. The Kiwi stays around because people trust Null.

People on /cow/ don't believe that and won't believe that, but you know it is true. Null has handled thousands of dollars of other people's money for charities, donation drives, and his 8chan project. Everyone who donates to Null by PayPal have doxxed themselves knowingly, but not even obama tron had his doxx leaked.

Up until last week, this might have stood a chance. Up until the moment that everyone realized you were messing around behind their backs and spreading rumors and lies about every single person you had ever talked to, this could have worked. Null bumbling around blabbering his every momentary thought might not make him many friends, but you know where you stand with him. I wouldn't let the guy babysit my kids, but I'd let him handle my credit card information. You? You're a conniver and a drug addict. I wouldn't even let you park my car.

Even right now, Null is reporting technical problems and a DOS attack on his mailbox and everyone automatically assumes it's you because you're a shit head. That sort of a reputation is impossible to shake away. Your target audience thinks you're a fiend.

>>180586

In Glaive's defense I haven't seen any real proof that he's a liar on the scale the kiwis claim. Tbh it seems like more petty drama from them. Glaive's a bad guy now so he gets dogpiled by everyone who wants to get a shot in. As far as null goes, plenty of people never gave him any money because they didn't trust him with their dox, especially women. He's also blown through his donations pretty quickly and threatens to delay next if he doesn't get more.

>>180566

he's also said multiple times that he tries sex but it's just not good enough due to the numbness of his mongoloid cock. null may be ugly, but he's not the ugliest guy in the world. even with your eyes on opposite planes of existence, if you don't look like a neckbeard, you can probably get some mediocre pussy.

>>180592

Hi Glaive

>>180592

What kind of "real proof" do you think would exist?

>>180592

>In Glaive's defense I haven't seen any real proof that he's a liar on the scale the kiwis claim.

Wrong. Glaive made fun of Wizardchan. He says the entire thing is a "honeypot" and chatlogs have come out showing he posts on /cow/ trying to spread rumors that he or Null still owns it. Considering the circumstances of Glaive being promoted, and that he obviously has no qualms lying to dozens of people, I think this is pretty damning in terms of trustworthiness.

Everyone liked Glaive when he was quiet and nice. Nobody from Kiwi wants Charlie Sheen Glaive running "/baph/ with usernames".

>>180592

Oh, I wonder who this is. It really is a mystery.

>>180592

>He's also blown through his donations pretty quickly and threatens to delay next if he doesn't get more.

Donor here. I keep track of his progress like a hawk and this just isn't true. Josh has explained how his beg timer works here >>>/next/1509 has never asked for more money besides what the timer says and makes commits even when in negative hours. As much as I'd love the shit show if next was a con, it doesn't look like it is. It's all transparent and tied to his dox. Hotwheels would wreck his shit if that happened.

>>180586

> The Kiwi stays around because people trust Null.

Fuck off and die.

The kiwi's stay round because 90% of them are unemployed spastics with nothing better to do.

And this bullshit about Glaive being Mr evil all of a sudden is laughable, doesn't it remind you of how every other person who pissed null off and got banned there "just happened" to have been really evil behind the scenes.

It's a fucking joke, null can't even keep track of his own tales, I guess when you're surrounded by autists you don't need to.

>>180603

>unemployed spastics with nothing better to do

>every other person who pissed null off and got banned there "just happened" to have been really evil behind the scenes

lols. on one hand all kiwis are big "spastic" losers, yet all the kiwis that get banned are the good guys. maybe they get banned because they're bigger and more spastic losers than the rest. judging that glaives first reaction to being banned is to "charlie sheen" it and start spamming /cow/ with ads for his new site (that he stole the name of from cock.li), i really dont doubt hes a bit of a psychotic to be honest….

Who cares about the Kiwi at this point? DN turned it into a tumblr/loveshy shitfest.I go over there and it is nothing but people with girly anime avatars yelling at virgins and confirmed neckbeards yelling at legbeards. It is a shitfest. Shut down the loveshy and tumblr boards and maybe you can get things turned around a bit.

>>180606

>ID: 40e112 (12)

>Who cares about the Kiwi at this point?

uh. u m8

>>180606

How exactly was deagle nation responsible for all that?

>>180573

Your site sounds like it could have potential to be fun for people that like the forum format.

But haven't you sort of been shown to be someone that mainly wants to get into power to fuck with the community you're ruling over?

All this Kiwi drama is foreign to me so maybe I'm misunderstanding some of the nuances.

>>180595

>>180596

>>180597

>>180598

>>180600

NIDF ITT

>>180573

How is the website coming along? It's Nov. 5th.

>>180679

Be sure to post results here

lols

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/quiet.14200/

>>180712

Full sped ahead!

>>180738

You spent how much time waiting to get these quotes?

>>180739

lol i saw it when scrolling thu and capped them

>>180739

You spent how much time watching /cow/ for a chance to impress your kiwi friends with a smart ass comment ?

>>180741

>ID: edda34 (15)

Less than you.

>>180586

Good, let their be paranoia when I don't lift a finger besides 2 seconds worth of my time to spam an ad.

>>180592

On the flip side I haven't taken a cent of donation money nor will I ever.

>>180597

Wizardchan defense force go home. You are literally defending Wizardchan.

Also thank you for the Charlie Sheen avatar idea. I'm running with it.

>>180600

Yeah, he's never done anything malicious with donation info, nor would he. Nor would I. But I still ain't asking for it in the first place.

>>180632

Thanks for being constructive about that. And you'd be right saying that I tend to magically find myself falling into those spots time and time again. Difference this time around is that I'm not entering a community with clear management issues.

>>180736

That is an EXCELLENT book. Highly recommend that. Also do not be an idiot and post your personal information on my site or on kiwi. If you feel comfortable posting it on Kiwi, more power to you, I think you'll be fine anyway. But I myself will never ask for personal information or donations.

The greatest vulnerability is human stupidity, there is no hotfix for that.

Cal G.? Its over, son. Its time to come home and apologize to nool. Kiwis are forgiving. We all get rebellious. You don't belong out there, the kiwi is a safe place. Come pack to trollshield paradise okay? Punk city isn't so bad. Dear Leader keeps us safe.

>>180782

This guy gets it.

>>180781

>I'll try to keep this short as possible

lol

tldr

>>180790

>editing forum posts for fake cocks

>somehow beating Jaimas in being longwinded

>"they're the autistic ones"

fucking hell /cow/ what happened

>>180790

inb4 ban

>>180801

I don't quite get what you're implying, but that's not an edited screenshot if that's what you're gettting at.

Stopped caring about Null. Find kiwis more amusing because theyre the only people who think loveshies and wizards are cows worth following.

>>180816

This.

The farms are the biggest concentration of entertaining autism this side of wrong planet.

And at least wp knows and admits they're a pack of spastics.

>>180781

>Do you really think the Anonymous-centric /baphomet/ will jump ship from the promised lands of cripplechan for a website literally called the "NSA"?

…Is this really what he's hoping to achieve?

glaive real talk this is dumb as hell

not saying null isn't a weirdo but this idea was bad

forums are bad, actually. but this was a particularly ill-conceived one.

>>180401

Are you a supervillain?

Some people are way too obsessed with Null

i think the deal with null and people not liking him is the blatant hypocrisy that he carries. He's very similar to the characters mocked and discussed on his forum so of course he's going to catch hell for it. Imagine if Kengle or Rika had an active forum covering lolcows.

http://nationalshitposting.agency/index.php?threads/why-are-you-here-and-how-did-you-find-this-place.11/#post-101

Fucking hell. This place is going to be overrun by Jap crap and permavirgins in a week.

>>180948

So …… It'll be just like the kiwi then ?

So I see Conrix (posting as Nobody) has already got his feet under the table over at NSAaay, and is posting his usual high-quality neurotypical contributions - https://archive.is/48Xhu

Also Enig has showed up to make fun of Null with his definitely not autistic Random Access Humor, which in no way makes him look like a CWC-tier sped: https://archive.is/XeR3V

>>180947

I think Kengle actually did

>>180962

>Also Enig has showed up to make fun of Null with his definitely not autistic Random Access Humor, which in no way makes him look like a CWC-tier sped: https://archive.is/XeR3V

But don't you see he is only pretending to be retarded?

>>180971

Yep.

https://archive.is/KxZza

>>180972

/cow/'s IRC is cancer.

This NSAfag wants you to fill out forms before you can laugh at a lolcow. Kek.

https://archive.is/RIaAd

NSA is a steaming pile of shit and Glaive is cucked.

>>180984

Yeah that's what Lolcows need. Paperwork! Please file form NSA 32-B (Permission to Kek) or the NSA 32-EZ Fast Form if you are a VERIFIED™ NSA Spastic.

Yeah. No thanks.

>>180987

HI NULL

>>180989

>everyone who disagrees with me is Null.

I figured out that if you hurt somebody bad enough, they'll leave you alone.

To their surprise, I was no longer taking the beating, I was giving it.

>>181105

Bullshit, you're still a little faggot.

The only thing you beat is your meat.

>>181105

So which failed Foxdick trollshielder are you? Nirxsachit/Conrix/Nobody? Woody Chan? Zvantastika?

Infinity Next is coming tomorrow. Null will have finally completed his mission to take complete control of 8chan.

Enjoy your last hours of freedom my fellow /cow/boys. Hopefully you're using a good VPN.

>>181135

Null cucked your dad.

>>180971

>>180962

Enig's entire personality is explained by the fact that he does acid. Still doesn't make any sense most of the time, but that's the reason.

>>181140

Because the people sucking him up are pedos themselves, including Kikewheels :^)

>>181141

Do you have anything to back that up?

>>181140

The reason everyone hates you is because you're massively boring and autistic.

The pedo shit was just the final excuse to get rid of you.

>>181158

This. Kirby was an absolute joke, and never seemed to realize it.

No, Kirby actually loves to fuck children and wants to have a daughter so he can fuck her too. He trolls Shaner because he wants to forget, if only for a moment, how much he loves fucking tiny girls.

>>181190

>implying Kirby ever fucked a girl tiny or otherwise

Is there anything that can be done before that faggot nool kills 8chan and creates a piece of shit social-justice pro-tranny foxdicks 2.0 with safe-spaces and fucking friendslists and fills it up with normie faggots and cucks until it's basically turned into facebook?

>>181216

Make your own imageboard.

>>181218

hi null

>>181216

What solution do YOU propose, faggot?

Idk, make a new imageboard software Freddit Breddit will like. But it is very unlikely since Kikewheels and Joshy boy are probably making sweet sweet love right now.

>>181246

Real, competent programmers aren't interested in writing new imageboard software for free. There's literally no financial incentive to do so. Freddy doesn't have the money to pay a professional coder nor would he if he had the money.

This is why Kikewheels is forced to resort to script kiddies and one trick downies like Null; the real pros aren't interested in making shit like this. It's not worth their time.

>>181246

>>181267

>>181268

http://lynxhub.com/ is still in development. The solution is to get away from 8chang.

>>181246

>>181267

>>181268

http://lynxhub.com/ is still in development. The solution is to get away from 8chang.

that was so good i had to post it twice

>>181287

/cow/ is the only reason I'm still on this shitty site

>>181287

The lynx dev is a total aspie though. It's like jumping into wet concrete to suffocate a fire.

R.I.P. National Shitposting Agency.

2015-2015

It's Glaive's own fault for not trying.

>>181298

An eventual leak will reveal Infinity Next is Null's way of laundering money for back alley deals with autists regarding his website.

>>181310

I've heard null does a lot of "dealing" in back alleyways with autists

>>181326

>>181325

>>181323

>>181321

Fucking christ, this is the current state of 8chan everyone. I had to submit this many fucking times to get any post to exist.

>>181318

>saving all these images

>not taking the autism/schizophrenia diagnosis seriously

>all this salt

>>181327

Have you considered that your internet might be shit, or the even higher probability that you're retarded?

https://8ch.net/v/res/6903219.html#6905867

>>181318

Good evening Xalver. I'm glad you learned how to use proxies.

How is the non-existent progress on Operation Rotten Kiwi going?

>>181327

Why are one of those IDs different from yours?

>>181318

Spaz.

>>181330

Consider suicide if you're really that fucking stupid.

>no issue with any other site open in the browser and internet works at full speed

>the posting issue that's plagued the entire fucking site for the past couple weeks happens and there's blatant fucking evidence right in the thread

>HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NO UR INTERNET BAD U RETARD

>>181338

Proxy that autojumps IPs.

>>181341

>Null's JIDF this desperate

>>181365

>Everyone who disagrees with me is Null or Null's friend.

/cow/ overdosing on the shizophrenia pill tbh.

>>180564

she hasn't even met catparty yet. it's hilarious she fucked null considering all the shit she talked about snakesvsplanes for being a slut.

>>181407

>>181407

>has no idea how the site fails to work

>hrrdurrs anyway

>>181407

>>181407

>has no idea how the site fails to work

>hrrdurrs anyway

>>181494

What a hilarious and original meme.

So is Kengle really beefing with Ahuviya on FB or is there an autistic kiwi behind it all?

>>180781

Null pls. Let Glaive go in peace.

>>181140

You leave out that Glaive also said the comic was "extremely suggestive" of pedophilia.

>>181140

You leave out that Glaive also said the comic was "extremely suggestive" of pedophilia.

>>181318

>ODD isn't even a thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oppositional_defiant_disorder

>>181476

slutshielding

>>181476

slutshielding

Glaive is so desperate and steadily crazy at this point. Yeah, Null is a lame faggot, but Glaive is turning into a weird lunatic. I'm team stay the fuck away from both of them.

>>181494

Who's this skank?

>>181531

Valiant

>>181525

In private he's been his usual self. He's just been playing up the crazy shit he's been accused of because his sense of humor is peculiar like that and he doesn't always see that it doesn't help him in the end.

>>181655

So you're saying he should have just eaten the shit null piled on him like a good little kiwi ?

>>181666

Where do you get that?

>>181669

>he doesn't always see that it doesn't help him in the end.

>>181655

If by "his usual self" you mean "still lying to try to impress people despite none of this shit mattering" then yes, he has been his usual self in private.

>>181494

Too skinny and employed to be Valiant.

>>181507

Probably Thetan. Ever since her "trolling" of cwc resulted in flaccid cocks, it's clear she's still trying really hard to be an epic troll. She's pathetic, honestly.

>>181655

No one shares this story. He's alienated all his friends that I've talked to by being a weirdo liar. Wouldn't be surprised if this was Glaive posting.

Also,

>hurrdurr jokes on them i was only pretending to be retarded

I have it on good word that null got fired from his job in Australia for blowing off work. A bit different from quitting after things got "too corporate".

They didn't recommend he have any interaction with the customers.

>>181751

Proofs?

>>181816

How do you feel about how empty your life is?

>>181892

Should've just told them to fucking do it and end everybody's misery.

>>181892

thats a joke response to some autist in chat spazzing out over someone saying "hurhh durrhh imma kms"

>>181897

I don't think that's a joke..

>>181897

I don't think it's a joke..

It's too coherent to be a joke.

>>181892

It's not a joke, it's too coherent to be a joke.

>>181895

I agree we do it all the time. People tend to forget that like it or not, kiwi is based on /cow/'s principals.

>>181898

>>181899

>>181902

topkek

>>181892

>If you witness instances of cyberbullying

>On a cyberbullying forum

OH THE IRONY

>>181898

>>181899

>>181902

topkek, Xalver

>>181816

>PVCC style

So a sekrit Stonecutter circlejerk full of broken trollshielders, then.

You've got Conrix, Enig, and either Strykerwolf or someone special enough to gimmickpost as Strykerwolf. Off to a great start, Liquid Angerfist! All hail Cal Cash!

>>181892

This is what /cow/ spergs actually believe.

>>181816

>PVCC style

So a sekrit Stonecutter circlejerk full of broken trollshielders, then.

You've got Conrix, Enig, and either Strykerwolf or someone special enough to gimmickpost as Strykerwolf. Off to a great start, Liquid Angerfist! All hail Cal Cash!

>>181928

I saw that you guys quickly deleted the thread off the front page. Bravo. But still you had some kiwis threaten suicide for attention and it made the front page and now your hear calling us names tisk tisk. Sounds like damage control to me.

>>181928

I saw that you guys quickly deleted the thread off the front page. Bravo. But still you had some kiwis threaten suicide for attention and it made the front page and now your hear calling us names tisk tisk. Sounds like damage control to me.

>>181928

I saw that you guys quickly deleted the thread off the front page. Bravo. But still you had some kiwis threaten suicide for attention and it made the front page and now your hear calling us names tisk tisk. Looks like damage control to me.

>>181934

>>181892

>Dr. Meme

>ever being serious

Also nice doublepost tard.

>>181897

>>181898

>>181931

>>181892

It's a joke.

Just because you have deep-seated butthurt over the site doesn't mean that the funniest conclusion is the accurate one. Wishful thinking on anyone's part that assumes it's real.

But hell what I know. I haven't peeked in for a week now and absolutely in now way have 2 active alts there including one staff member on buddy-buddy terms with to account share off of.

>>181866

The parody will always be better than the 'real life' version.

>>181927

Nah, I'm Charlie Sheen. Can't Ween the Sheen

>>181941

I disagree that it's a joke, KIWI Farms has changed a lot over the past two weeks since you left and I believe members are feeling the effect.

Holy shit this threads full of spilt spagehht spergs. I just want some clarity with the end of 8chan. Will cow or cwc be archived or be alive will the sperglord null cut it off? I love reading abput cows from you guys and ED. I just dont feel like resigning up for the EDF.

Members at Kiwi Farms threaten suicide all the time, it doesn't surprise me that they had to make a post acknowledging it. The place is a hugbox and a safe-space that caters to people with mental illness and trannies.

The place has gradually gone downhill, if I wanted to get therapy I would go to a licensed therapist and not some therapist wannabes who tell me shit to make me feel good about myself..

>>182016

>resigning

How spastic do you have to be to get a ban over there?

Members at Kiwi Farms threaten suicide all the time, it doesn't surprise me that they had to make a post acknowledging it. The place is a hugbox and a safe-space that caters to people with mental illness and trannies.

The place has gradually gone downhill, if I wanted to get therapy I would go to a licensed therapist and not some therapist wannabes who tell me shit to make me feel good about myself..

>>182022

I'm a current member of Kiwi Farms and I can confirm that attention whoring and suicidal threats are a regular occurrence, especially in chat.

Members have been pretty depressed over the drama that went on with Glaive being banned and hellblazer resigning that they've begun to act out.

>>182022

>Members at Kiwi Farms threaten suicide all the time

I wish they'd just get on with it.

They should just move on to other sites if kiwi is that shitty. There are several to choose from.

I know Dr. Meme. He's a self hating tranny that has threatened suicide many times before.

S/he was being serious.

I know Dr. Meme. He's a self hating tranny that has threatened suicide many times before. Think along the lines of Katsu.

S/he was being serious.

>>182044

Dr. meme should fuckin kill themselfs tbh fam

>>182045

Agreed I mean what a nigger. DO IT FAGGOT!

TFW /cow/ is now officially more retarded than Kiwi Farms.

>>182057

This, tbh

I think Dynastia is pretty sexy..

>>182057

Makes you wonder if the time for looking for lolcow a has passed us by like baseball ever becoming a dominant sport outside of New York City or Missouri. When you can't determine the difference between the watcher and the watched, it's time to go home.

>>182057

It's still kiwi farms fault, they attracted all these fucking tumblr faggots to the idea of lolcows and now the little cunts are everywhere.

>>182057

Go away Null

>>182044

Is the Kiwi Farms really the best place to go to for self-help? If it has actually become this, then it really has become a self-loathing hugbox.

Jesus Christ. My god.

>>182057

Bye.

Baseball sucks, tbh

>>182060

Hello Melchett

>>182065

hi pine tar le rapist

>>182065

hey pinetar le rapist

>>181941

Hey, man. Kill yourself. You've never been funny. Neither have any of your buttbuddies on your gay little forum. :)

>182292

Why so rustled?

>>181677

It's another Kiwi. I thought everyone knew who it was. Its someone who is in chat a lot that was in the armed forces.

>>182295

Reply properly, son. Your fagboy club is full of trollshielding trannies. You have to live with that.

Word on the street tells us that Null and Glaive originally cooked all this dramafaggotry up to be a sort of DNv2.0. Now we're hearing that for obvious reasons they are abandoning that idea.

>>180751

>You CRIED. You told me you CRIED when they de-admined you

>You CRIED. You told me you CRIED when they de-admined you

>You CRIED. You told me you CRIED when they de-admined you

>You CRIED. You told me you CRIED when they de-admined you

>You CRIED. You told me you CRIED when they de-admined you

>>182319

When will they let Deagle Nation go?