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she forced the president of the Univisity to resigned for crimes of being white male. She knows better. She teaches lady gaga in class.

What the fuck happened to the american college system? How did it get like this? Even most of the professors are saying it's a problem.

Are rich people really just fucking insane?

>>181712

As a first year college student, yeah. I can safely say that the general education system is just fucked beyond comprehension. How, I have little of an idea.

>Are rich people really just fucking insane?

I blame modern-feminism, PC Culture, and double standards.

Thunderfag seems to think he can just give us any target he wants and we'll do his dirty work for him. Fuck him!

The Lady Gaga thing isn't that weird. They used to have professors teaching about the Beatles. That's why they wrote I am the walrus.

jesus I hate college…

>>181712

I'm afraid it's much more than just the American college system now.

>>181712

People in general are and young people are worse. Some seem to take advantage of that. This is why college is problematic. You have an entire culture that revolves around the youth. Maybe if more intelligent adults go back to college we can clear this shit up a little. Good luck with that.

>>181733

>>181712

>>181715

The leader of the black students hunger strike is so oppressed. His family worth 20 million dollars.

>>181727

She also had her student study and do reports on fifty shades of grey.

So that's what Carrot Top's been up to these days.

>>181748

And the legendary Norm Macdonald on Late Night with Conan O'Brien CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD, "Board is spelled B-O-R-E-D" quip.

>>181712

It's hit and miss to be honest, and it depends on the field you're entering. You might want to rethink your options if you're going to a school with a good business program, but horrendous English program as an English major.

I dealt with a lot of douchey professors like her (For some reason, they were always in the English department). The worst ones are the younger professors that just got their doctorates degrees because they live in their own little world. They're useless when you needed their help with anything.

>she forced the president of the Univisity to resigned for crimes of being white male.

I'm calling bullshit on this because no school gets rid of someone like the president of the university without doing something really shitty.

>>181733

Someof the adults that go to college are just as fucked up as the students.

>>181712

It's bad in Australia to, our feminists are trying to get a fired student association officer re-instated despite the fact she was caught stealing, lying, bullying and blackmailing both male and female international students into sleeping with her or she'd fuck with their student status thereby getting their visas removed. The woman is a total cunt aswell, barricaded off the student association office for a "LGBT safe space" with two friends and deliberately sabotaged the student associations vending machine contracts so she wouldn't have to count the money or phone people to restock them. Now despite the fact this was all proved and that she quit (wasn't fired) before she could be disciplined thrpough work she now is leading a charge because as a "Bi-sexual woman" she was bullied by patriarchs and felt she had to leave for her own safety. It's pathetic, people look at the fact she gobbles both snatch and cock whilst calling herself a feminist and somehow think this is more important than the fact she did a whole lot of deplorable and illegal things, which have been proven. Fuck this generation, I hope reality ass balsts them fucking hard.

>>181753

Well that's either due to mental illness or perhaps intelligence. Adults should know better than to demand "safe spaces" in an academic setting.

>>181756

Yeah. Most other countries are actually worse.

>>181756

Which uni? I'm up in queensland and it's bad but not like that.

>>181760

It's a QLD uni where it's happening. Not going to identify specific Uni or people as these bitches are litigeous, and lets face it don't neccessarily trust other Anons with info which could identify. Suffice to say I'm looking forward tog radduatinng and leaving the PC day care centre for adult toddlers way behind me.

>>181753

Reminds me of when I took English 2 in community college. The teacher was lazy and supremely arrogant.

I mean, 70% of the syllabus was her talking about herself. Jesus.

>>181807

That doesn't surprise me. At least half of the time failed writers become literature teachers.

>>181811

Or wannabe critics, journalists, actors, etc. Sometimes you get a hippy as an English professor.

>>181748

>>181749

I think carrot top is a better looking woman than most trannies.

>>181712

Are you fucking kidding? It's this bad everywhere. It's this bad in Canada. It's this bad in Australia. It's this bad throughout pretty much all of Europe.

How'd it get this bad? Well, in a word… liberals. I know, I know, you can't stomach that thought. Because you're a liberal, and you're not stupid, right? You know better than those dumb "faux news" watchers and "poltards" "stormweenies" "teabaggers" "fundies" and general "shitlords". No no, being a liberal totally doesn't mean you're functionally retarded. You're informed, you get all your information from Comedy Central and John Oliver, you can't be a fucking imbecile living under a rock.

IT'S 2015!

I can explain this a million different ways. I can go into The Long March and how leftists with Communist leanings described a process where they would take a "long march" through the schools, through Hollywood and through the media and take it over forcing them all to preach only their messages. "We're coming for your kids." they said. Because if your ideology is too weak and stupid to stand up to scrutiny or debate on equal footing with an adult OF COURSE you resort to brainwashing children.

I could explain the issues with unions abusing their power, with tenure as a whole giving professors free reign to manipulate and control students without fear of reprisal turning their classes into indoctrination camps, how college students generally are all spoiled, middle-class socialist brats who never really had to work and thus don't understand economics or how the world works who are now placed in an environment where despite still mentally being children, they're finally free of their parents influence and control and are thus ripe for a replacement parental figure (read: professor) to guide (read: control) their minds.

I could explain how western civilization has been crippled by appeal to emotion arguments on the level of a toddler throwing a tantrum because they're not getting a downy and identity politics asserting you can't argue against them if you're male, white, straight, etc to cut into as many categories as possible and asserting rather even that they're wrong, that to disagree means they're some form of bigot. They can't even claim with a straight face that you're wrong when you disagree with them anymore, just that you're hurting their feelings because you're a racist, misogynist, homophobe, transphobe, etc. I mean, obviously this has never happened before. We haven't seen this play out in various leftist nations and Communist "experiments" for the past hundred years. People who disagree with the left should just SHUT THE HELL UP because they're on the "wrong side of history" didn't you hear that on The Young Turks? It's 2015! And in a month it'll be 2016 and whatever new abominations that will bring. Forget that Sweden is on it's way to becoming a third-world country, socialism is like Fallout: It just works!

I could explain cultural marxism, critical theory, go into the origins of the feminist movement and how it was shit from the very beginning, go further back and point out how Women's Suffrage was the same bullshit, and they wanted the right to vote without being eligible for the draft which men had to be in order to vote, and simultaneously propagated the white feather movement to shame men who didn't want to go die in the war, that they're the same women behind prohibition, I could read you the words of the very people who founded it who fled in shame and disgust when they realized how painfully fucking stupid every leftist idea, tenant and group is. Putin's own words begging his people's forgiveness for the horrors Communism inflicted on his own people who are only now trying to rebuild through nationalism and conservatism.

I could recommend you look into r/K Selection Theory and read up on how progressivism is essentially a parasitic by-product of wealth and excess where the weaker elements of a society rise up to destroy it once it's built because on a genetic level they know they can't compete with the people who built it, and so wish to see it destroyed, and how the simple theory explains everything from neets to trannies and rainbow-headed goony beard man beta males and rotund blobby feminists all collectively referred to as "the unfuckables".

But any course I take, any explanation I give you at it's root comes back to the same basic fucking point: Liberals are fucking retarded, and destroy everything they touch.

>>181874

>Liberals are fucking retarded, and destroy everything they touch.

Disney edgy muppet show is proof of this.

/pol/ is already claiming she's Jewish. That face doesn't look very Jewish to me.

>>181874

Replace "liberals" with Jews and you've got a /pol/ rant. That's never a good sign.

>>181885

They stickied a blood libel thread and take it seriously. That's right up there with making threads denying the moon landing. http://8ch.net/pol/res/3805331.html /pol/ has become a lunatic circle jerk.

>>181894

/X/ is being redwood"Ed right now for practicing racist meme magic to summon meme demons like Ebola-chan. Blood libel one of /X/ favorite subject matters. /pol/ ironically taking more /X/ refugees lately. Probably one of reason why the board talking about meme magic a lot lately.

So /cow/ if I walked around a university campus with Apache (jump on it) blaring on a boombox while decked out in some Native American costume from Ebay while wearing a sign that read 'Chief Scalpem' would I be arrested for a hate crime or would I be praised for 'boldly celebrating my culture' since I'm a Native American? I didn't go to university and went to a trade school so I have no idea what it's like or what would happen.

>>181894

When I say /X/ I mean cuckchan /X/. Not sure if we have a /X/ on here besides /fringe/. But they are different from /X/. /X/ likes creepaypastas. /fringe/ has far more wiZard neo-pagan that spent their time being ass hurt that /Christian/ allowed to exist. By ranting about it on /pol/. From my understanding anyways.

>>181885

Holy shit. She a giant cunt.

>>181904

It got stickied. So it's not just some minority, it's the mods. Nazis have always been spergy edgelords.

>>181894

>I'm surprised /pol/ would sticky a thread documenting supposedly factual cases of the group that is the board's biggest meme doing evil, wacky shit.

No, do they talk about crashing planes on /bane/ by any chance?!

>>181901

There was a thread on /tv/ about how half/tv/ is banning all racist remarks and memes as well. A screenshot was posted of someone getting banned just for saying "she got blacked".

Honestly though, their fault for staying on halfchan. I have seen quite a few /x/ threads on /pol/ and I always figured it was people from half/x/ just wanting to post where their words would be seen. They should just make a genuine effort to post their stuff on /x/ here.

If everyone who posts on both boards just made an effort to post any threads they make on both boards, I'll bet eventually traffic would migrate enough that they could leave the old board behind entirely.

>>181906

>>181917

What's worse. Funnyjunk and even Know your meme don't ban people for making Jew and black jokes. It's just shows you how far cuckchan has fallen. At this rate cuckchan /k/ will be heavily censored next.

>>181753

The president resigned because the nigger apes on the football team joined in and refused to play until he left. The school was facing a million dollar fine for every game they sat out.

>>181906

/pol/ stickies all large threads because this sites software sucks and would fuck them up if they weren't.

>>181921

This still sounds fishy because no football team suddenly says, "Screw this. We're done playing" over skin color. There's gotta be more to this.

Schools don't get rid of people like that unless they hate the faculty member, or the law/somebody has the balls to bust on the school (My high school had been investigated after a teacher sexually harassed somebody at a Christmas party. and another teacher molested students. They found a lot of dirt on the school, and fired a few teachers/staff).

The President has better chances of getting away with shit than a teacher or maintenance guy.

>>181695

what a nutjob

>>181918

Pretty sure you can make jew jokes on /b/ or /pol/ as they are designated boards for making off color threads. However say something the mods disagree with on 8chan /pol/ and get banned as a "shill". So obviously 8chan has a little problem with mods taking shit entirely to seriously.

>>181937

what are you saying the president did to the poor negroes when he was completely on their side?

>>181903

If you're Native American totally do this. And scream at those who criticise you as racist because "you dont decide what my culture is" it would totally fuck them up. They wouldn't know how to respond.

>>181938

Someone welder besides me seen the movie nutjob. Gangnam style references seem out of place too anyone else?

>>181903

That's an interesting question. For Purim next year I'll go as a Jew.

>>181874

tl;dr

Whoa, this is a board for talking about lolcows not being one.

>>181727

Nigga one of her research topics is "food in reality television." Writing about The Beatles she ain't.

>>181937

According to a thread on Plebbit, one of the big issues on the actual campus was that the President fucked over the grad students (who were doing a big chunk of the actual teaching) by cancelling their health benefits and cutting their stipends with 24 hours notice. However, since this isn't a sexy issue, nobody outside UM gave a shit until it became about "MUH RACISM".

>>181968

I am and I am really tempted to do it. Would just need to get a buddy to record the salt.

>>181990

Glad to hear I inspired an anon.

>>182175

Ah, I see. Makes more sense than "WE IS FRIRIGN TEH PREZ CUZ SOCJUSITICE!"

>>182054

To play Devil's Advocate, you could make this topic work if you talked about Sondra Lee's cooking, and how most of it is the anti-christ in the culinary world. You could also talk about other angles like how Ina Garten's show wastes food (makes big portions of food costing $250+ worth of ingredients for Jeffry), or how half of the Food Network recipes are garbage or overly complicated for the average, middle class Joe (Alton Brown even though his techniques are pretty interesting to see in action).

Eh, I tried.

>>181712

The KGB spent most of their money on subversion. When it became obvious to them that the Union was ending, they pushed American academia towards gender studies and everything went spiraling out of control from there.

>>181744

Lots of fairly wealthy Jews getting assaulted in France. I don't think it's a question of money when it's about harassment. I do however think we are talking about some pretty minor incidents that probably weren't even worth reporting. Some guy draws a shit swastika and another group of cowards use the n word with their faces covered. Big whoop. I put up with worse and didn't report it. Did get in a fight about it, but never reported it. Let alone to the police. I mean it's a dorm bathroom. Not your a dorm room door and words are just words unless they are threats. Nigger from 20 feet away isn't a threat, unless the person is holding a weapon. This whole thing just seems like juvenile bullshit from both sides.

>>182221

This is what /pol/ actually believes.

>>182054

Well that is worse than writing about lady gaga. Unless it's some sort of general pop culture critique and done well. Which I don't imagine it is.

>>181712

Look no further than our favorite source of julay, Christian Weston Chandler. He's the proto-sjw. He'll never accomplish anything worth while, nothing is ever his fault, he's easily triggered by everything around him, and he can be as intolerant as he wants without it biting him in his big fat ass.

>>182236

No, /pol/ believes it's all the Jews' fault because a few high-ranking members of the Frankfurt School were Jewish.

>>182221

>>182236

that's way more reasonable than what pol believes. Also this is what Yuri Bezmenov tells us.

>>182240

that sounds much more like it.

>>182316

Yeah, but that's just Canada for you. Also kids tend to lean to extreme political stances and it's up to the adults to show them why moderate stances make more sense. By teaching them about the history of global politics. Also they have a point about the tuition costs. It's a money making system and the constant increases in cost of government backed universities is appalling. That's probably not how to change it though. Calling each other comrades. It's counter productive.

>>182322

College is a time for young people to experiment with ideas and ideologies, including radical ones. Not to have the faculty itself indoctrinating them into insanity.

>>182329

Well that's always been the problem with teachers. They are often stuck in the mentality of the age they wish to teach. To then it was the best time of their lives and they wish to relive them. That's why they become professors or teachers. It's also why a lot of really bad ones side with the bullies in middle school and shit. My cousins school had to pay to have her kid transfered to another school because a teacher was caught bullying him repeatedly even after the school told that individual to have no contact with said student. It's just the way of the world.

>>181712

Colleges don't give a shit about education any more, they are glorified day cares for the children of the rich and scams for the desperate.

>>182461

https://archive.org/details/WhitakerRobertWWhyJohnnyCanTThink

>>182461

You think this is a new thing? Also it's worse in Japan. There is this belief there that the job they get will 're-educate them and therefore it's all about the college they could get into and not what the college itself teaches. It's seen as this break from reality after all the work they did to get in and all the work they will do later. That's why they are all obsessed with high school and not college. Wacky place.

>>182316

I would totally make that pizza for my next pizza party.

>>181874

Anonymous Conservative, go back to /pol/ please. And take your r/k sleection bullshit that you shill here with you.

>I could recommend you look into r/K Selection Theory and read up on how progressivism is essentially a parasitic by-product of wealth and excess where the weaker elements of a society rise up to destroy it once it's built because on a genetic level they know they can't compete with the people who built it, and so wish to see it destroyed, and how the simple theory explains everything from neets to trannies and rainbow-headed goony beard man beta males and rotund blobby feminists all collectively referred to as "the unfuckables".

Because everyone worshipped the gender norms of 1950s white americans, especially in a preliterate society, according to you.

>>181885

>Because if your ideology is too weak and stupid to stand up to scrutiny or debate on equal footing with an adult OF COURSE you resort to brainwashing children.

I didn't know 'communism was too weak and stupid to stand up to scruting' given you can debate with communists on >>/leftypol/ right now

>>182258

Yuri Bezmenov said that to appeal to the sorts of right wing, white american conservatives who would eat his shit up. Are you going to say that Solzhensityn was 100% right about the USSR too, and his version of Tsarist bullshit was ok?

In regards to subversion, the US had preexisting fault lines and the Soviets took advantage of that (i.e. funding the black panthers). That doesn't mean the Soviets made up the fault lines

>>182322

>t's up to the adults to show them why moderate stances make more sense. By teaching them about the history of global politics.

>implying moderate bullshit is acceptable and revolutionary actions don't have massive benefits as well as disads.

>>182175

IIRC he did that because he had to by law to be in compliance with the Affordable Care Act.

So this is all Obama's fault.

>>181874

I wouldn't say liberals so much as I would say neo-progressives. I disagree with the left but I wouldn't strawman them all as cultural marxists.

>>183032

>pic related when I see the alt right assrape biology as much as the left

Speaking of which, when people get tired of insane liberals, do you think some of the kookier parts of the alt right will become the new SJWs? I could see some of them wanting to censor speech and art because degeneracy.

I'd still say they'd be marginally better than the left SJWs, but that may be my own right-leaning bias.

>>183371

It's a back and forth thing. The yin and yang, if you will.

Humans are incapable of a middle ground. It always has to be extremes.

>>183371

>Speaking of which, when people get tired of insane liberals, do you think some of the kookier parts of the alt right will become the new SJWs? I could see some of them wanting to censor speech and art because degeneracy.

>I'd still say they'd be marginally better than the left SJWs, but that may be my own right-leaning bias.

This already happens a bit, but it seems unlikely they could ever be as annoying as the left wring crowd since many of the alt-right don't realize that when they support clamping down on others' rights that the same system can be used against them.

Also, many are in favor of censoring speech now, because they feel the main reason liberals have as much pull as they do is because they're allowed to express their views. Which seems a mistake to me as liberals generally are very reclusive about their views and it's often when their personal views/actions are outed that they face backlash.

As well the popular theme amongst alt right, at the moment right now, works against them. Which is signalling that they're against signalling. They tone police in order to be against tone policing, and don't get that this is making it harder for them to win people over so they could have the pull SJWs do.

There's also the issue that SJWs are happy to band together to push their ideology, whereas the alt right is against doing any such thing as they now see doing that as signalling.

A lot of it just makes my head spin when I go over some of the opinions bandied about amongst these various camps on social media. As there's a distinct lack of self awareness on all sides about what they are all doing.

>>184058

>As for /cow/'s needs, well, most Nrx guys are typically well-aware of operational security. They are obtuse but not easily angered, poseurs like Anissimov aside.

This is a common misconception. Because many with the alt right don't try banding together, they don't seem to notice when various individuals that are fans of their ideology are sperging out. It results in others then just pulling the No True Scotsman defense to suggest anyone that is then laughed at or who sperged out wasn't 'really' alt right.

But there's also just the whole matter that they don't pay as much attention to their foibles as those that dislike them. Fact is, the people that are SJWs aren't going to simply die out on their own. It's a nice fantasy to believe they would, but it just isn't going to happen. In order for their ideology to be pushed out, someone has to do the pushing, and the alt right has demonstrated that they're happy enough attacking each other that they won't band together to go at anyone else.

>>184054

lol, this was before I was added onto TRS, and it's not even the best Anissimov meltdown post.

That being said, if you want a good current alt-right lolcow, the best I can recommend is Matt Heimbach and Common Filth. Heimbach is a huge idiot who can't keep his goddamn mouth when the cameras are rolling, and makes ridiculously edgy statements without the safe irony and self-awareness of the TRS Death Panel or the over-the-top exaggeration of weev. Because of this, Richard Spencer of Radix disinvited Heimbach to the National Policy Institute conference in DC. But since a keynote speaker at the conference was Jack Donovan (who is gay), Heimbach, a devout orthodox christian (despite being excommunicated and also being a southern nationalist) assumed Spencer was trying to water down the alt-right and normalize homosexuality, and threw a big bitch fit about it, proving Spencer's point about him not being mature enough to attend NPI.

I'd argue Common Filth is also a bit of a lolcow because of his obsessive fixation on sodomy and sexual immorality, (he was ranting about gays on facebook while the Paris attacks were still going on) but he's harder to troll so it's kinda pointless.

>>184072

The thing is, most of our spergs are low-level guys who really aren't notable or interesting enough to be lolcows. I mean even if I don't like people like Genophilia, they still have their shit together to the point where it's not going to provide anything of value to /cow/.

>>183034

>cut it out

how about you just fuck off

>>184101

Actually, yeah, I just now noticed it was right drama instead of TRS.

SJWs give more julay because they rely upon virtue signalling online for an affirmation feedback loop. They need attention and an enemy to function.

Standard leftists don't give that much julay.

The whole point of Nrx is the expectation that we are unable to change the over-culture or have access to government bodies.

So there's no point in ranting online, but it's fine to force acceleration through trolling, ie: 'Cuckservative'. We're occasionally trolls but typically not lolcows. Status signalling online like SJW lolcows will only get us fired.

>>183358

That makes more sense, bitch was doing damage control before that shit could backfire on conservative media

>>182235

Problems is those french jews are being assaulted by poor oppressed muslims and thanks tototal bullshitideas like the progressive stack its actually the french jews who are oppressing the french muslims because israelis are oppressing palestinians

Yeah, thats how it works for them

>>184154

Greg didn't write My Nationalist downy, he just let the guy who did write for Counter-Currents. MNP is actually kinda chill and down-to-earth, very self-aware when I talked to him. I think he's playing a character to an extent, using the Brony thing as a means of standing out and getting attention.

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