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47165e No.182135

So Derek Savage , aka creator of Cool Cat is officially an lolcow

For those who dont know, Cool Cat is a terrible terrible PSA movie featuring Dereks Fursona "Cool Cat" and its one of the most horribly made film you will ever see.

Some britbong youtuber made a review of it , and Derek had it and other reviews removed. Which has escalated to a shitstorm.

I had thought Derek might be autistic or a pedo before this, but these leaked emails confirm he is a lolcow manchild, he does all the shit youve seen before.

>Muh harassment

>Muh E-Lawyers and Cyber police

>I can take over your channel now

>I have your IP and know where you live

>I'll sue you!!!!

47165e No.182137

An actual real quote from his website

>Derek gets asked how Cool Cat come to be. Back in his childhood Derek created Cool Cat as an imaginary friend and then brought the character to life by writing the books. Now Cool Cat brings happiness to kids worldwide and is a complete Brand of seven books, clothing line, and a feature film.

>Derek's true passion is writing, producing, and creating stories. He is single and lives in Los Angeles.

Cool cat is literally his Sonichu

http://www.coolcatlovesyou.com/


fc666c No.182148

>>182135

Wait, why did he single out this dude and give others a pass? Was this guy's review really that "mean".

Can someone mirror it?


6cfa8a No.182186

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>>182148

Quality's shit, but it's the only mirror I've seen


41237e No.182305

>>182135

I hate everything and Derek savages are both LULZCOWs. Pick your autism.


488174 No.182321

>>182135

Very entertaining to watch this shit blow up, It's a shame that IHE received all that vitriol that was building up in DADDDDDDY DEREK, though.

That MLG coolcat retweet is fucking gold.


657666 No.182323

>>182186

Aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.

>"IHE Cool Cat Saves …" This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Ezidus.

You can't claim copyright on a review, that's the definition of fair use.


488174 No.182334

File: 1447533895235.gif (86.27 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1440008517980.gif)

>>182323

>claim copyright on a review


bdaacd No.182344

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>>182186

round 2


7ed2cb No.182386

File: 1447551400227.jpg (52.41 KB, 380x545, 76:109, original (1).jpg)

I remember seeing him in cringe channel


fc666c No.182428

>>182344

Okay, this probably struck a nerve with him. The pedo allegations are probably that.


0ee156 No.182450

>>182135

>2 cows having a lactation fight

beautiful


6cfa8a No.182466

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>>182428

YMS did a "To Catch a Predator" skit, implying that Cool Cat was a pedo, and that went on for 4 minutes.


319f6d No.182470

>>182148

It wasn't exactly "mean". He just gave it the usual run down he does on all his other search for the worst videos. Just watch the YMS review there practically the same.


fc666c No.182488

>>182466

I think that one was more tongue in cheek while IHE was more blunt with the pedo jokes.

Still think Daddy Derek is an idiot for trying this.


fc666c No.182491

>>182490

dat kitkat salmon cool cafe


6cfa8a No.182502

File: 1447622213220.jpg (142.75 KB, 600x888, 25:37, cool cat 9-11.jpg)

>>182488

Cool Cat was also fine with this.


5dd260 No.182508

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>>182502

Is cool cat a registered sex offender?

>>182490

Erik Estrada appeared in too many shitty films before Cool Cat.


ac092f No.182513

>>182490

Estrada does anything.


9dff3b No.182517

>>182186

Who the fuck is Ezidus?


9cec7e No.182549

>>182450

I love me a good cripple fight. How is the reviewer a cow? I've never heard of him before but he seems like any other guy that reviews stuff on youtube.


fc666c No.182558

>>182549

I don't know, I think the guy you are replying to is someone who thinks someone's a cow because he dislikes the person.

I tried looking, couldn't find anything /cow/ worthy based on his videos.


488174 No.182584

>>182549

Yeah, I casually watch IHE and his search for the worst. His work is too tame for him to ever be a cow.

Unless there's other work I don't know about.

I really doubt Derek is serious about taking IHE to court, I'm sure he knows he doesn't stand a chance.


bdaacd No.182645

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.


088b6d No.182825

File: 1447772406010.jpg (54.06 KB, 480x270, 16:9, image.jpg)

The jokes just write themselves.


488174 No.182835

>>182645

His mannerisms and verbal quirks are something I would expect out of someone making fun of him, rather than himself.

This is actually a bit difficult to watch.

>You're stillin' from someone'!


faa29a No.182844

>>182645

>Y'all are being deceived, you're being julayed just like a cow!

So Derek monitors these threads, I take it.


d02ed2 No.182944

Can't wait for part 2 and notice how he says lel instead of law lol


9cec7e No.182989

>>182645

Oh man this is good

>Yew awe bein' mwilked

>MWILKED LIKE A BIG FAT COOOOOOOW

Could someone make a webm. of that?


4fb539 No.182997

>>182490

Estrada will act for a fuckin' cookie at this point.


510770 No.183004

>against the lawl

>perblicity

>sissant

>pollyhood

holy shit cwc tier


228e79 No.183016

Is there anywhere I can see this awful cringe movie without the annoying commentary of some seriousfag.


628a2f No.183037

File: 1447842664037.webm (1 MB, 720x406, 360:203, milk.webm)


6480d7 No.183042

>>182645

>claims that he'll get in trouble for showing labels on a water bottle

>shows the labels on his "b camera" in plain view to the left side


f0a3c4 No.183053

>>182137

Am I the only one on the planet whose imaginary friend was a badass dinosaur instead of a generic furry or sanic recolour


503650 No.183057

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>>182135

Pretty funny shit


503650 No.183058

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faa29a No.183064

File: 1447861249115.jpg (82.2 KB, 570x448, 285:224, il_570xN.648382557_e7y0.jpg)

>>183053

I never had an imaginary friend. When I was like, 3 I remember talking to stuffed animals. That's it. I'm wondering if I missed out on some stage of development. I mean, I was obsessed with the typical stuff, ninja turtles, transformers, godzilla, x-men, but I don't remember any stage where I thought they were real or inserted myself into their stories.

The closest is when I was like 8 I thought Cyclops was really cool, so I bought this plastic visor helmet that lit up and made laser sounds like his, but even then I was too embarrassed to ever wear it in public. I did start wearing red lens sunglasses to school though.


ca4e47 No.183088

File: 1447868736374.jpg (2.91 KB, 145x217, 145:217, 1349178683449.jpg)

>>183057

>Cool Cat says, "Daddy Derek"


ca4e47 No.183093

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>Derek's everyday carry

It's fairly pathetic that a grown man is not only trying to monetize his imaginary friend, but also adding a personal business project onto his existent business project in hopes that it will boost its popularity. It's like he think Cool Cat is actually popular for any good reasons or popular at all.

His twatter is also tweet protected, which probably means he can't handle the heat after filing a few DMCA copyright notices.


d56d42 No.183161

File: 1447892478380-0.png (4.15 MB, 2538x7893, 282:877, 270 US DOLLARS.png)

File: 1447892478382-1.webm (3.12 MB, 640x360, 16:9, GUN Self-Defense for Wome….webm)

>>183093

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/gun-self-defense-for-women#/

>only 270 dollars gained in 15 days

>500 dollar tier gets you some plastic cups

>that rough draft

>that pandering

Yaaaa!

How funny would it be if he did this as a way to drive attention to get more money for this campaign


6ac905 No.183353

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dd449d No.183361

Adam is even sick of his shit now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ZmVheuxpo


53cb34 No.183402

>>182645

Does he have actual autism or something?


fc666c No.183404

>>183037

This is the funniest thing I seen in a long time.


6cfa8a No.183405

>>183402

He really strikes me as someone who did a lot of drugs when they were younger and it fried his brains a bit. He was a model in the 80s, so it wouldn't surprise me if was doing crack cocaine back then.


fc666c No.183406

File: 1448006657355.png (158.12 KB, 1000x682, 500:341, 1434679667625.png)

>>183405

This is why you don't do drugs.


601af0 No.183412

>>183405

>model in the 80s

pics or I'll never believe it


ca4e47 No.183416

File: 1448018772318-0.gif (105.83 KB, 456x375, 152:125, Me-Gun-Pic-new-2.5.gif)

File: 1448018772319-1.gif (699.37 KB, 162x252, 9:14, kama01.gif)

File: 1448018772319-2.jpg (9.84 KB, 219x304, 219:304, Playgirl-4-1.5.jpg)

File: 1448018772319-3.jpg (30.03 KB, 225x304, 225:304, Derek Savage Playgirl-2.jpg)

File: 1448018772362-4.jpg (33.34 KB, 225x302, 225:302, Derek Savage Playgirl-3.jpg)

>>183412

Apparently Derek starred in Playgirl, if there is any truth to his tale of his, well its up to speculation. He has written a book about a male stripper, that is (most likely) based off of his own personal experiences in the business.

The guy's a real internet tough guy. All of his mannerisms, innuendos, seem very infantile, and he's as quick to retreat back into his shell, as he is to pince someone who's critical of him.

If someone is brave enough to email him asking for higher resolution scans of Playgirl (a magazine a high male subscription base), by all means, please do so, and ask him for a copy of his book, I'm curious if it stands up well against Blob's disaster.


061113 No.183433

File: 1448025862641.png (19.5 KB, 831x90, 277:30, Copyright.png)

He's even decided to start taking down other account for using his name.


e7f4e9 No.183436

File: 1448026515375.png (248.92 KB, 428x660, 107:165, 1440368009546.png)

>>183433

>Copyright Infringement


ca4e47 No.183461

File: 1448038806017.jpg (19.7 KB, 896x192, 14:3, 124578.JPG)

>>183433

I gotta love this guy, he's still stuck in the past, and unable to grow up. He's definitely an autist, there's no doubt about it.


6cfa8a No.183464

File: 1448041059751-0.png (975.95 KB, 853x480, 853:480, crest.png)

File: 1448041059751-1.jpg (86.29 KB, 645x792, 215:264, cool cat cast.jpg)

File: 1448041059751-2.jpg (207.74 KB, 638x988, 319:494, steve crest.jpg)

File: 1448041059766-3.jpg (217.86 KB, 637x1060, 637:1060, steve crest 2.jpg)

That guy who played the cop is also a porn actor.


d6e09f No.183496


d6e09f No.183497

File: 1448058018349.jpg (29.43 KB, 400x593, 400:593, image.jpg)

>>182490

Eric Estrada is a man-slut


d6e09f No.183499

>>183057

Holy shit, dat anti-bullying advice…

It's like he's TRYING to create LOLCOWs


a6e88b No.183500

>>183353

Leave it to Adam to know his shit. Pretty good.


9cec7e No.183579

>>183037

I'm going to get so much mileage out of this.


fc666c No.183611

>>183500

Adam's a cool guy.

Shame he's a furry.


3d10cd No.183623

>>183464

This is just getting weirder. I wonder how Daddy Derek made acquaintance with these people, and coerced them into starring in his film.


3d10cd No.183642

File: 1448130866637.gif (865.2 KB, 275x206, 275:206, 1390189331357.gif)


b935ef No.183647

>>183611

Rest in hell furfag.


53fad7 No.183682

>>182186

>>182344

The guy who did the review needs to challenge this. Youtube will correct this.


930973 No.183701

>>183057

>that death grips interlude

oh jeeze I'm too sick to be laughing this hard


54075e No.184322

Anyone interested in cytubing cool cat this weekend?

https://cytu.be/r/Cool_Autism


810d1f No.184465

File: 1448685261062.jpg (17.01 KB, 272x300, 68:75, 1429042413907.jpg)

>>182645

>he talks exactly like CWC

I don't know what I expected.


6cfa8a No.184530

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IHE's vids are back since the copyright strike period is only 2 weeks. Wonder what Daddy Derek's next move will be.


d6464c No.184553

Leave Cool Cat alone guys.


9cec7e No.184573

>>184530

I'm really enjoying this whole shit show. If Daddy Derek is smart he'll keep it going and make that sweet sweet lolcow money. Ask local moron and mogul Christine Chandler.

If he really wanted to rake it in he'd do a special "Cool Cat Stops Gamergate" video and get that patreon up and running. Tie all that into the gun safety for women shtick he's trying out. I think it would help if he let Mrs. Wu play with a gun for a little while.


6a1024 No.184576

>>184553

Hi, Daddy Derek.


996355 No.184580

>>184573

>If he really wanted to rake it in he'd do a special "Cool Cat Stops Gamergate" video and get that patreon up and running. Tie all that into the gun safety for women shtick he's trying out. I think it would help if he let Mrs. Wu play with a gun for a little while.

10/10 would watch


9c26e6 No.184583

>>183037

ya did good, anon


9c26e6 No.184584

File: 1448769326774.png (76.23 KB, 842x548, 421:274, Capture.PNG)


c10451 No.184686

File: 1448836307621.png (189.88 KB, 300x420, 5:7, 1432600917500.png)

>>184573

> "Cool Cat Stops Gamergate"


ae4ce0 No.184719

>>183623

He did some work for playgirl several years ago. don't know if that makes a difference


6480d7 No.184742

>>184465

He has a southern accent like Chris, but he doesn't talk like an autist.

>>183464

I'm pretty convinced that Derek is a shyster and he doesn't give a shit about Cool Cat except as a means to an end. He sees his supporters as big, fat cows to julay.


1c66ca No.185047

>>183464

>he was also in Joh Dies at the End

lol


6b8811 No.188182

>>183161

That seriously looks like the first couple of minutes of an amateur porno.

I demand this thing is made into porn, kids and all.


061113 No.188194

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>>182645

It's been removed. Here's a mirror.


d6908c No.188612

Is it wrong to still enjoy cool cat ironically?


c2fd7f No.188626

>>188612

Do you know what Ironically means?


4fc901 No.198984

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Derek is making a gun safety training video, and advertising it on the same channel as coolcat


d31839 No.199001

>>183053

I had a disembodied voice that told me I was doing bad things.

That fucker was a real prick.


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70b89d No.199014

File: 1454474348382.jpg (232.2 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, Fight_Club_0476.jpg)

>>183053

My girlfriend had Chewbacca. Kids aren't real imaginative these days. I blame television.


4fc901 No.199187

>>199011

Did you see his SICK NINJA KNIFE SKILLZ™?

that's what makes him qualified.


c3eba4 No.199202

>>183053

When I was a little kid, I thought I was supposed to have an imaginary friend. I didn't believe in one, but I kept hearing about how other kids had one, and I thought it was something that I had to do as a kid. When somebody asked me if I had an imaginary friend, I would lie and say that he was a mexican named Pedro.


6a1024 No.199232

>>183053

I tried to have an imaginary friend, but I did a lot of stuff with my brother and sister, which made me drop the imaginary friend thing.


16dc2e No.199278

>>183053

Daydreaming is natural to me, since I am poor and grew on a repressive Christian family, and now I am a wageslave, Daydreaming is where I basically live my life, not little blank outs as seen on Doug or Walter mitty, but entire worlds and histories.

Though I used to believe Imaginary friends were something involuntary that just suddenly happened, but that would be an hallucination.

I mean I an well aware I am the one in absolute control of what I imagine, It could be great to make a world of tulpas to see what they do, maybe that's why God gave humans free will.

I still don't understand what an Imaginary friend is, if it is just some character you make, then why kids claim to see them and speak with them? are they just lying little assholes?


1f20f8 No.199290

>>183161

The funny thing is that Daddy Derek still made a better self defense instruction video than the Finnish government


9caf43 No.199434

File: 1454641278839.gif (850.46 KB, 243x232, 243:232, oh.gif)

>>184580

>a special "Cool Cat Stops Gamergate" video

>he let Mrs. Wu play with a gun for a little while

>mfw


f51cdd No.200295


071a62 No.200376

I have a sneaking suspicion that Derek is trying to be Uwe Boll of this era.

You know putting up a act, whoring for attention and antagonizing groups/people.

Since he is a talentless fuckwit that is all he can do and the fucker profits off it.


6a1024 No.200378

>>200376

Uwe Boll had charisma and PR. Derek has…nothing, but some Youtube schmuck people will get over (I like some of IHE's videos, but he's like everybody else on Youtube).


6e7c3f No.200401

>>200376

He's probably just autistic. Cool Cat really parallels sonichu.


3307f6 No.200409

>>200401

I swear people here don't know what autism actually is.


9caf43 No.200450

>>200376

In retrospective uwe proved to be better than all the cancerous faggots that made fun of him, like lowtax


4906e2 No.200471

>>200378

Sucking some SJW vagoo gets you far in old media these days.

Daddy Derek seems rather eager.

No-one buys his merch. watches his videos or really give fuck.

He results provoking anon and AIDS infested gamergays.

If all else fails, play the victim white knight SJWs and pat their asses.

Maybe just maybe he could pay his groceries when gets raided and fed SJW jewgolds.


6a1024 No.201100

>>200471

SJW vaggo only gets you so far if you're not smart like Anita (Look at Colbert, and his shitty ratings).

Looks like IHE is having some "lolpig" moments himself. He got really butt-hurt over some of the suggestions like "I hate mars bars," and how people are replying to their own comments to fuck with him. After seeing his Kirk Cameron video, I wouldn't be surprised if he came out as a full Atheist-Libertard-sjw.


477f65 No.202017

File: 1455777895087.png (1.46 MB, 1790x1078, 895:539, coolcatexterminates.png)


08cc27 No.202023

>>183161

>$40 for a DVD

What the fuck

>lying about crime rates increasing just to sell an overpriced DVD made on a zero dollar budget

>pretending your fursona belongs in a self-defense instructional

>thinking kids need to learn "gun self-defense"

Everything about this guy is unsettling and upsetting.




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