/cow/ - Lolpigs

>>183078

No, it's Peter Coffin being bullied by Twitter feminists into fucking and marrying over 20 pounds of pussy and ass.

I wonder if Pete's starting this thread to try and rev-up his victim narrative. His patreon has hit an all-time low and booze and hair dye doesn't grow on trees.

https://www.patreon.com/petercoffin?ty=h

https://archive.is/4yZjn

Confirmed for $162.14.

If this were an actual job where Peter worked a normal 40 hour work week, in a month, he'd make $2.03 an hour BEFORE taxes.

$162.14 / 80 hrs. a month = $2.03 (2.02675)

Peter has achieved FeedTheChildren status for his shitty "comedy."

>>183239

That's for sure. Petey loves the humiliation. Him and his mini lightsaber cock.

>Peter if you miss us, just tell us. Don't pop off randomly about why your comment sections are filled with hate. Your video are utter garbage. Full stop.

>>183275

I don't have any trypophobia, but I have lots of autism pics.

lol forgot to sage.

>>183281

Remember when Peter got super asshurt about being an extremely shitty student in school and crying about how grades weren't great gauges to use about someone's intelligence?

Peter never got over that. 90% of his tweets are pseudo-intellectual fuckery that he believes will impress an army of bluehairs. The other 10 percent is passive-aggressively responding to /cow/ and begging people to look at his shitvids multiple times to boost the the view ratio.

Maybe Peter should've spent that 16k on cutting the bags out from under his eyes and grinding down that fucking Redwood he calls a nose.

>>183275

More trypophobia and >>183341 autism pics please. Pete is not so much triggered by autism but it derails the subject enough and b368bc and I agreed to trigger Peter though his Trypophobia if a new thread were to come about. However, please free to trigger him by pointing out how he will never be successful in the world of comedy and he's too much of a retard to ever be a half decent social commentator.

>Global warming, racism, corporations, I was catfished, I'm the victim of the smear campaign, mass marketing, white privilege, nobody has it worse than me, Peter Coffin, I would have been successful if I wasn't set up in 2011.

You dated yourself Peter. Look into the holes. You dated yourself Peter, Look into the holes. You Pretended to be an Asian girl, Look into the holes Peter, You flirted with yourself publicly, Look into the holes Peter. Look into the holes Kimi. Look into the holes.

>>183376

>>183420

Relax, it's wax.

>>183423

Is this including the percentage Patreon takes out?

>>183438

>>183450

haha, these are great anon. Keep em coming. If only Peter bothered to organize. Have you seen his house??

>>183466

I like my tortillas with pig meat

>>183458

>Is this including the percentage Patreon takes out?

Yep. I can't calculate the toll on whatever little remains of Pete's self-respect tho'.

>You could also call identity marketing "half-unintentionally insidious pandering.

>Companies (in the gaming industry and otherwise) have an irrational need to control information that would promote their work.

Poor old panhandlin' Pete ventures ever more into the realm of projection and self-hatred as evidenced by tweets such as these and also his move into "dramedy." He's so thoroughly bushwhacked that he's given up on comedy and is now just making autistic diary-entry shorts about his self-destructive relationship with star wars fandom. Due to his customary lack of self-awareness it's utter shit but it looks like he's put a lot of effort into it. Sad to say but Pete may very well consider this to be a masterpiece whereas it's actually just a showcase for his mediocrity. The source of Pete's online problems is that he's a terrible actor. Comedian, SJW, heterosexual non-virgin, youtube auteur, family-man or otherwise he fails to convince.

>>183069

I don't know. It's the strangest thing. I'm somehow not buying this. Peter, if you're being "randomly" searched it's because you come across as a creepy faggot.

>>183520

Forgot to include the other caps. How do you "full blown Jews" out there feel about this?

Nice choice of words Petey.

>>183529

>>183504

Lol, pixel Pete is best Pete.

>>183522

Goyim here, but I just don't believe that Pete's enough of a frequent flyer for this to be an issue. He probably got searched once years ago (due to looking like a junkie falafel salesman) and found the experience triggering. One mildly inconvenient experience years ago and he's still trying to dine out on it.

Here's Ashleigh's latest pictures. $16k's worth of cosmetic/ facial feminization surgery gone wrong.

>>183532

Fucking hell. Is she still going under the knife? She looks like she got her fucking face caught in an Arby's meat slicer.

>>183532

Bleh. No thanks. Peter really doesn't think we're hip to Ashman's transitioning. All that surgery and heman still keeps the shades drawn on a sunny day.

>>183528

Are you annoyed by Peter's transjudaism? Goy here and that shit drives me up the wall. Just by the way he speaks alone.

>I'm not even a full Jewish person and you can tell.

>JEWISH IS A RACE and people who say it isn't are promoting white supremacy though assimilation.

Eh, what's one more lie going to hurt?

>>183504

>mfw my post is featured in a pixelkimi comic

WTF why does this thread still exist? MODS can you delete peters sad attempt at getting attention?

Hot Ashleigh nudes from an insider source top secret highly classified tits MK ultra tier.

>>183589

I doubt this thread will be deleted. I mean the upside to all this is Peter is being triggered left and right by it. I want to play a game and I hope you guys contribute. Please pick one or two of your favorite quotes from Peter's village voice article and post them.

I'll start.

http://www.villagevoice.com/news/peter-coffin-speaks-as-the-internet-taunts-grow-im-just-going-to-shut-off-and-leave-6689246

>"Assuming I did make this person up, why would you do this to somebody?" Coffin wondered, in reference to the treatment of him online. "That would be a mentally ill person."

Awfully ableist of you Petey.

Fucking A Peter. Always shooting for the stars, aren't we.

>>183634

>be biracial big guy 4U

>get pulled in from line in tsa

>tsa newbie is hot redhead girl

>her trainer goes on break

>me thinks someone's fucking up on protocol

>just me and her in grey room

>makes me drop trou

>let put her fingers in my butt

>feels good man

>i came

>redhead mortified, can't into how prostate works

>trainer comes back, freaking out

>only wanted her to use hand metal detector

>get pushed out the door to make my flight

>super relaxed for whole flight

I don't understand this flavor of autism peter has where he is triggered by things that have holes. or patterns. or just… things that are things?

is peter constantly being triggered by literally everything?

>>183585

Well it's a diverse ethnicity, like Latino. We share some genetics as proven by the Cohen gene. http://www.cohen-levi.org/jewish_genes_and_genealogy/the_dna_chain_of_tradition.htm

A set of gene mutations that prove that mountain Jews, Ashkenazim, Sephardim, the whole mishpacha are actually related by blood. Making all those awkward youth group hook ups a little more awkward. Especially that time you had sex with a girl you just met at the temple sleepover with nfty, or during bbyo conclave if you're dudebro faggot.*

* Old rivalry, that's primarily used as a joke between American reform Jews. You can spot a NFTY alumni or a BBYO one in a crowd. Think Joshua Malina vs Adam Sandler and Adam Levine. NFTY initiates it's newcomers by getting them stoned off their asses. BBYO literally hazed theirs. I won't get into details, but use your imagination and include nudity, physical activity and something called slivovitz thats basically expensive distilled pruno.

>>183652

I totally get this. Thanks anon. I was more alluding to the fact that this new lie concocted by Peter is compete foreign territory to him and I can't tell if people are feeling sorry for him so they continue to let him mushmouth his way though with this transjew stuff without consequence (him not being a "full-blown" jew and all) or if they're too stupid to realize how much of a pathological liar Peter is.

Either way, our goyboy needs money. How can we help?

>>183649

That's not autism. It's trypophobia. It's thought to be an innate fear. Tests have shown that the patterns that trigger it are the same ones formed by certain insects and bacterial infections. Not just any pattern will work and the ones that really work well work on everyone who doesn't have toxoplasmosis or something else wrong with their eyes and or brain. People who claim to have accute cases of it on tumblr are usually full of shit though, and can be "triggered" by any pattern. It's also not the holes at all but the pattern itself.

It's also been found that the fear or disgust caused by particular patterns is closely associated with the animal insect or bacterial infection itself. People with a fear of wasps fear the pattern of a wasps nest, even when it's disassociated with the nest itself to the point that they don't know what they are looking at.

Basically Pete is just trend jumping. Like how he claimed to be a Jew dating an Asian and now claims to be married to someone with an eating disorder. Whatever gets him attention. If he really had trypophobia then he'd also likely have accute arachnophobia extending to a severe fear of seed ticks. Seed ticks always do it for people with the "disorder". Here's a quick test to see how much you yourself have it.

>>183670

Someone needs to tell Peter that being Jewish is an ethnicity, not a race and that being against genetic assimilation is more Nazi than Jewish. Jews accept converts, and mix with them. The children of said converts are still accepted as Jews. So he's the one being a racist.

I'm a half Jew and was raised Jewish. My parents are founding members of our congregation. He can't pull that "I'm ethnically 1/5th Jewish" Bullshit on me. No one has ever come up and attacked me for looking Jewish. They do it once they find out, or they would be going around beating up Italians all day.

Peter, a lot of "full blooded" Jews look like this. In fact one of Natalie Portmans great grandparents was a polish Jew who died in the holocaust.

None of the pictures individuals have had nose jobs. You ass.

Personally I'm told I'm a dead ringer for Nick Cage. He's zero percent Jewish. Unlike Harrison Ford or Jake Gyllenhaal. Real Jewdar relies on the eyes and mannerisms. Not on your freaking nose. You racist son of a bitch.

I've been assaulted for being Jewish. If someone assaults Peter it's probably because he's Peter.

>>183676

Have you now? Sorry to hear that anon. See this is the bullshit that drives me up the wall. Not to get all SJW on you faggot nigs but real people get fucking hurt by these retards, ironically probably like people like Peter. Fortunately he's so fucking unlikable that no gang would ever take him in. Imaging beta ass Peter being jumped into a gang. He'd cry like a little girl with a skinned knee and then pay some hooker to embark on some elaborate ruse to prove how much of a fag he isn't.

He's big on the nose thing. It's funny cause many ethnic groups who happen to have a anti-Semitic streak embedded into their culture sometimes have big noses. We sometimes call these Roman noses, try to keep up Peter. It doesn't make you a merchant dollfucker. I wonder how it went over when Peter called up all his brothers to inform them that they're ethnically Jewish because Peter googled his mom's maiden name and read that little blub that happened to fit his twisted agenda.

It all goes back to Peter trying to prove he didn't invent a girlfriend. Pretending to be Jewish doesn't pardon you from all those holocaust jokes you made while you were dating yourself. You did faggot. So along with our trypophobia and autism pics, I will now be including photos of Pete's galpal, Lee Na Young.

Kimi Kobayashi!

Peter: >Status Triggered.

>>183679

Someone get Peter an Ancestry DNA test or something and pressure him to post the results.

>>183685

He will never do this on the basis that not only would he be proven wrong, but that he's infinitely butthurt and will never interact with disagreeing "shitheels."

Unless the SJW community demanded it from him, he won't do it.

Fuck, if anything, he should prove that fucking kid is his with a DNA test.

>>183686

>"He's lying about his race, SJComrades. We got him a DNA test, but he refuses to take it!"

Probably a lost cause since we're the only ones who know about him.

>>183685

>>183686

>>183676

He will never do this. Since when have we known Peter to just straight up prove someone wrong like a normal person? He'll try to prove it in some sort of bullshit roundabout way.

>Name me a Coffinesque way that Peter would go about proving that he's ethnically Jewish.

>>183688

>mfw Peter will do something retarded like post a picture of the Holocaust museum for proof

>>183690

"I was so touched by the Anne Frank exhibit. It's like I was feeling what she felt; it must be our similar heritage."

>>183690

Also, sage goes in the email field in order to sage.

>>183690

>>183691

It's only a matter of time before he tries to use the Holocaust as an excuse to rake in the pitybux.

Can you imagine buying a car from this fuck?

>Me and the fam wanna take a trip to sunny Poland to rediscover our Jewish roots and dig deep into the suffering of the Dumbrowskis. Pls pay or I will be triggered and my wife's jaw will fall off.

>Stay classy Pete

>>183700

Anon, you know how Petey works by now. He would photoshop the shit out of his results.

>Peter, you disappoint me greatly. All of us.

>>183722

Yeah, so done with fucking Coffin'. I'm just posting so Peter gets triggered and at the same time teaching him not to come fuck around here making threads about himself. You're not using us to make another fucking dime faggot.

>Targeting white feminists? Make sure to give all those white feminists refunds on your wife's dick removal.

Maybe he's hoping we will subscribe to his videos or somehow say something in the comments he can exploit. Like calling him a kike or something. Sorry Pete, we don't think you're Jewish and this isn't /pol/. We think you're a male chauvinist pig who's exploiting special snowflakes out of their parents hard earned money. You're an unfunny unemployed frat boy reject who's living beyond his means with the assistance of crowd fund scams involving a teenage unwed mother and a forged marriage certificate made by a defrocked priest who acted as the marriage equivalent of an online deploma mill.

You sir are a disgusting human being. You even attempted to exploit the suffering of a minority that you think you have a vague resemblance to due to a single facial feature. That's like claiming Ashley is Chinese because of her buck teeth.

This is not who I am and it's not OK.

>>183729

Very well said. Thank you sir. Meanwhile Peter is trying to take shots at /cow/ as we speak by bringing up the Ashley Madison thing just outta the fuckin blue. Come on Peter. Don't do that passive aggressive shit by playing like you're just randomly firing a shot a /cow/ when in reality, you're sitting in the thread you started, triggered as fuck.

Holy male receding hairline batman! Peter, time to call it quits! He forgot to stuff his bra again too!

>>183733

That's not male pattern baldness. That's what malnourished, hair extensions drug abuse and caucasian genes do to your hair long term. That's why at around 25 French models start doing weird shit with their hair.

Is it meth, smack, Ritalin? This is also known as meth hair. It usually goes on the side they part to first. The weight pulls on the scalp and it starts to build up scar tissue. In part because of an obsessive need to play with it. Same way they pick at their skin.

I'm not sure who started this "it's a man" thing, but it's not. It's just a young woman who's wrecking her life and her body. I wonder what the drugs did to that baby.

Does that baby look like it has any particular disorders? I'm no pediatrician.

>>183733

>>183740

Also I'd like to point out that she looks French as fuck and not Scottish. Maybe even a little Jewish or Italian. I dated an Irish chick, and it's hard to tell the Irish from the Scottish from the Welsh , but not from the French. Some different genes got into that mix. Faces are less round, necks are thinner, eye shape is different. Brow is slightly more prominent. Both Ashleighs if there have been two or the one if she's gone under minor plastic surgery and learned some marvelous makeup tricks are not Scottish in ancestey anymore than I am. Which makes her 25 percent tops.

Hell, she shares more traits in common with Natalie Portman than Laura Fraser. Making her 100 times more Semitic looking than Pete. Not that we would hold a French or Semitic background against her. We aren't biggots Peter. We judge everyone on an individual basis. That's why choose to make fun of you. Because you are you. Not because you have a Roman nose and look like a doll fucker that lives out of a van down by the river.

where is peter flying that he gets searched all the time? we know he isn't traveling for business, and I doubt ha can afford vacations…peter IF you got searched one time when traveling with mommy and daddy it might have been a random search.

>>183787

He coincidentally took down his nut kicking video. Some reuped it, problematic comments and all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di56tuVnFZs

It's a longer version with him sperging out in the behind the scenes.

>>183788

That's what I said. Look at dat armpit btw.

>>183789

I don't believe he was ever stopped to begin with. He never mentioned it when he flew to "Scotland". Just another lie in the coffin.

Well it happened. Peter just visited the thread HE STARTED and is now sperging out about being screencapped lmao

What the fuck do you want from us Pete? Don't start these threads and this will stop happening. We don't give a fuck about your joker mouthed transwife. You're a bad cow who is a fucking lying racist who pretends to be Jewish so he can sit at the cool kids table. Unfortunately you can't because you invented your own girlfriend and very few people want you around at all. The only they tolerate you at all is because you parrot what that say and you're too stupid to come up with an opinion of your own. (and you have proved this a million times over, that you don't have a creative bone in your body unless sockpuppetry counts)

The entire nation of Singapore thinks that you're a pathetic dickless cuck. That counts for something I guess :^)

You sir are very fucking alone and

wait for it…..

>triggered.

>>183810

Jesus christ he goes on. You started this thread you dumb fuck. Pointing the finger at us won't get you anymore pity scraps. Tell you what. Call Kimi back up on "Skype Audio" and get her back. You won't have to come up with another gofundme scam for surgery since Kimi has much nicer armpits.

and remind him to stuff his bra. On the left he has really off putting cleavage while on the right side, completely flat. Are you even trying anymore Pete?

>>183811

The more I look at her the more I notice her Semitic forehead. I have pretty keen jewdar. Peter never comes close to setting it off but his "wife" actually does. I don't think there are many Jews in Scottland. She doesn't have a lick of Gael in her though. The skull shape is all wrong. I'm not being racist. These are physical traits used to identify peoples ancestry. Unlike Peters faulty nose assumption, and for the record a hooked nose indicates one is from a dry mountainous region. It's an adaptation. Peters nose is big, but lacks the hook, placing his ancestry closer to mediterranean, especially with that bulbous end. If she was of Scottish, Welsh or Irish ancestry her forehead would be wider set and flatter around the nasal bridge. She should look more like Anne Boleyn or Eve Myles and less like a cross between Gal Gadot and a rather manly and emaciated Natalie Portman.

It's the triangle that her forehead forms above the nasal bridge, her eye shape, even ear shape. It's just all wrong for Scottish, but right for Jewish or possibly even Sicilian. She'd be pale for a Sicilian but God knows what else is mixed in. Just not anything close to Scottish. Probably Polish. Polish Jewish and Italian? If that's not an American mut I don't know what is. It's the kind of mix you'd expect of detroit or Kansas city. Her family has probably been in this country since before the civil war.

Why lie about that? Is everything Peter has ever claimed just Bullshit?

>>183856

My Bolshevik family did and that was fairly common but remember this is how he found out.

Oh Peter, only you would change your identity and try to score victim points over something you probably googled one day because you were bored. Truly a unique hilarity.

>>183832

Yet no actual Scottish or Welsh? Wouldn't that piss Peter off given his Scottish fetish?

>>183829

Caucasian woman tend to go through female pattern baldness more regularly. That's just a fact of life. You've never heard of female.pattern baldness? Look at what's happened to Helena Bonham Carter. That shits behind the invention of the "beehive" hairdo that's so prevalent in England. Its not so common in Asia or India.

>>183376

>I would have been successful if I wasn't set up in 2011.

Is that real? did petey really went full retarded and say that shit?

Peter just tweeted at Filthy Frank and Frank retweeted it.

>>183903

Asian female pattern baldness ironically takes a different pattern. Androgenetic alopecia in Asian woman looks like this and usually sets in later in life or is temporary after child birth. So basically child birth and menopause. In Caucasian woman it's more common for it to start at puberty and the pattern is fronta. This stuff is researched as heavily as real dangerous diseases, primarily because woman are real self conscious about their hair.

So if Pixiteri starts experiencing it and its not Asian pattern then it will be one more thing for her to freak out about.

Isn't science fun?

Asians have less hair per centimeter, but it's thicker and rounder. Like chimpanzees. That's not a racist statement. It's just a thing. The hair growth pattern being different means that the loss will be different. Asians shed less on average than caucasians as well. They do suffer more frequently from alopecia areata, but that's a different disorder and is characterized by patchy loss. Not thinning, and it often starts around preschool. So you know what you're getting when you hook up with that.

>>183905

So I'm right. Asian female baldness is more prevalent. Thanks for doing the legwork, kike.

i think even the asians are happy that at least they're not jewish

Look at Peter selling himself tonight. Upsetting Peter is expensive business ..for Peter.

https://secure.realdoll.com/extra-wigs/

I guarantee he enjoyed the rampant Jew bashing in this thread tho so him starting this wasn't a complete loss.

>>183883

>That I made up a girlfriend in 2011. Like Google me. I was a successful youtube person in 2011.

I don't have enough room for the caps but as you can see, up until today he's been triggered since 2011 like Chris chan when he found that piece of shit ED article in the first place, back on that Halloween of '07.

Conspiracy theories, he's implied on multiple occasions that the entire thing was a setup..but then again, he's implied on multiple occasions that he was fucking Kimi on the regular so, yeah, then there is that.

Hey Pete! I was a bit curious about why you hate onision so much. Sure he is also a cow, but you two both married mentally unstable 18yos.

I guess it comes down to the fact that you two are about the same age and onision is so much popular and successful on youtube.

LOL, hid baby has a reasonable sized head that doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome. He also has more fans than you and has been ignoring you on twitter since >2010

>>183961

So Peter, pls stop.

>>183965

Peter, you know the details. You bombed. Since then you have pretended to be above stand up. No ones router changes IP that often unless they make it. You could have claimed vpn but nope. You blew it.

>>183904

>>183965

>>183932

>>183963

Peter has graduated from passive-aggressive taunts to outright aggression.

>they're stealing my unfunny jokes and making them better!

lol Peter, give up.

When surrounded by dense motherfuckers, there is no option but to shitpost a thread untill it autosages

>>184002

Isn't it cyclical and stickied?

This playlist has more views than the average Peter Coffin video

>>184037

One could post a five hour lecture on the social implications of superman losing to bat man in the marvel universe and it's parallels to the Vietnam war and it would get more views and likes than all of Peters videos combined. He literally has that few fans. There are instructional videos on knitting with more views.

We are the majority of Peters fan base, and we watch him for the same reason why others watch NASCAR.

That's why Peter keeps posting in this thread. He needs us. He probably is behind a lot of the racist and antisemitic posts all over here and gamergate. He's a professional victim and without controversy no one would feed his patron. You know that half that money is coming from people who have never even watched his videos. If they had they'd know he's actually a racist homophobic pig pretending to be a social justice warrior.

Now you can't link to this thread for pity bucks. Suck it.

Ashleigh posted this yesterday. "She's" got shoulders like a lumberjack and hips/thighs like a ladyboy but there's still some people who don't think it's a dude. It's probably a fabric fold but do I detect a bulge as well?

>>184073

It's disgusting, that's what it is. My first thought was that this was some little boy hiking up his shirt to show off his star wars jammies.

If Peter is living with "it", this is what he likes to fuck? And he has the nerve to call us pedos?

For shame.

>>184078

He could kill so much of this by sticking his ugly schnoz into one of her frozen faced photos. He wouldn't even need to touch her (if that's the agreement) he could just stand in the background.

>Fucking A Peter, you'll supply us with photos of her passport, a marriage license and supposed birth certificate but you can't do that? Does everything with you have to be a fucking test?

>>184078

I haven't seen his Patreon in a while. Mainly because Peter is so tedious to follow.

>"One time support?" Really Kimi? Are you so unconfident with your comedy that you're like double panhandling now? The reason this thread sucks is because everyone thinks you started it. You better do something interesting fast because you're losing the only fan club you've ever had to begin with.

Peter, feelin' himself tonight.

>>184209

Ah, it didn't post the pic. Here's Peter interacting with the SJW owner of Gameranx.

>>184210

Found another interaction. Seems pretty fishy and wouldn't surprise me if it was actually Peter doing the narration on these Gameranx videos.

>>184157

If Pete was as interested in stats as he claims then he'd figure out that 85% of his follower audience being into comedy means that he has 11096 comedy fans following him. How come his videos don't get that many hits then? He's full of shit, as usual. I suppose numbers are hard if you're as dumb as Pete.

>>184209

It does sound like him but why isn't he tooting his own horn about it? I wonder if Cheong warned hm off as attaching the coffin "brand" to something can sink any ship. Was it Cheong who had a weird, rapey sissy blog? Makes sense that he'd be pals with Peter.

It also transpires that, against all evidence to the contrary, Peter considers that he has the potential for genius. He humbly admits that he's not there yet so I humbly offer my own suggestion - Pete, try aiming for mediocrity instead. Give it 5 or 10 years of hard work and you might get there.

>>184221

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ian_Miles_Cheong

He's an anti-GG figure and I just found pic related on another Gameranx video. Not sure how this kid *knows* it's Peter, but notice how he didn't say "I think it's Peter Coffin" or anything like that. Maybe Peter was listed in the description and then it was removed when he started attracting the ire of 8chan and such.

At this point, I really think it must be Peter. Listen to one of the Gameranx videos then watch a Coffin video. The voices are identical. It's gotta be SOME youtuber doing the voiceover, and you'd think if it was anyone but Peter, they'd list who it was.

Anyway, I just wanted to bring this to your guys' attention. I'm not sure how you could really use this against Peter other than spamming the videos with shit about him or some such. I'm not really sure how you could otherwise sabotage this… but Gameranx has like 1 mil subscribers and most videos get a few million hit, so I'm guessing, if this IS Peter (and I really think it is) these Gameranx videos are helping to supplement the income he gets from his SJW pitybux and dead end day job.

>>184225

Another relevant pic. Similar to Peter, Cheong has a sketchy past where he tweeted racist and anti-feminist things but now is reborn and a "reformed" proud SJW anti-GG since it's so in-vogue now. Just like Peter and his racist, sexist past he's tried to whitewash and deny. Also, this chart indicates that Cheong writes for Alex Liftshitz site as well. How deep does the SJW rabbithole of connections lead?

Anyway, I think this is a lead worth looking into, if there's some way we could get people who subscribe to Gameranx to a learn a bit about their #1 voice over guy. We've got to fuck this up for him somehow because with the kind of views these videos are getting, I'm guessing Pete is getting a nice cut, or at least one that's a lot more than he's getting from his own shitty con-tent that no one gives a flying fuck about..

Anyway, I haven't paid attention to these Coffin threads in a while, but like I said this is a lead worth looking into, at least more than the "Ashleigh is a tranny" shit I've seen in the last couple Coffin threads I've glanced at. It's coming across like this thing is running out of steam and you're grasping at straws now that the doll thing hasn't exactly panned out.

>>184234

That's hilarious. I work two jobs!!! 2nd job consists of him not breaking any current routine whatsoever.

> Happy Thanksgiving Pete. Enjoy your pizza.

>>184229

Speaking of 2nd job, does Pete get paid to do this? This nigga is plugging a problematic game!!!!

>>184239

>>184241

someone tell peter to stop tweeting about how he's too poor or progressive to buy his wife and child a real thanksgiving dinner…

>>184241

>does Pete get paid to do this?

Yes, those are affiliate links. If you clicked on it, Peter would get paid for it. His twitter used to be absolutely loaded with them because he's so desperate for money that he'd post tons of them

I think Plebbit actually counted them up. Pic related is how often he does it.

>>184328

Unless he didn't want to be associated with Cheong after he turned his back on anti-gg. Pete probably figured that it would hurt his patreon and his own youtube "career." Remember months back when Pete seemed to nudge away from SWism a little bit. It's possible that this happened around the time he got this narrating gig ad he was looking for a happy medium between not offending his new boss and not offending whatever genuine fanbase he may have.

Some newish Ashleigh pictures. Why the hell does "her" hair never change in length? Does Pete trim it for her to make sure that it stays the same length or is it just a wig? Who spends 16k on plastic surgery but can't be bothered to get a haircut? Fucking crazy.

One last thing - Pete loves to reply to these threads but has never once tried to respond to the tranny theory. Is it because it's true or does he have another reason for not doing so?

>>184352

shopped. Look at the chin compared to the neck on the last shot. Real face on doll body.

>>184352

jesus christ. 'ashleigh' definitely looks like a man.

>>185421

You haven't seen the half of it. One thing's for sure tho' - he didn't get those muscles pushing a vacuum around. Lol at "Date Idea." Even Pete's sock puppet trans wife cucks him.

The hate sustains Peter.

WHY

>>185725

No, Peter.

Niggers are niggers, trannies are trannies and useful idiots like you are useful idiots.

That being said, SJW is a catch-all for every butthurt fucking retard who gets upset at being called a nigger, tranny or a useful idiot. Glad I could clear that up, fuckface.

>>185749

He got assblasted and is projecting harder than usual.

>>185749

>Barfbart

>New York Compost

>Seeing Zero (Z is sideways N, aren't I clever) in my mentions is so fun.

and I'm sure endless "gooberglorp" or whatever variations on not actually spelling "gamergate" because he is a child.

>I totally don't care about people being mean to me on twitter, that's why I can't stop tweeting about how not mad I am

>>185717

>anyone talking about peter coffin should be blocked

>yeah it's a shame those people are afraid of reality

That Ted Cruz quote is gold on its own but I think it fits Coffin surprisingly well. This is a man who kicked himself in the nuts for attention, more than once.

>>185717

>You are the vehicles for my most focused thnking.

Really Peter? I'm pretty sure that your most focused thinking comes when you're deciding whether to click on the muscle girl or tranny section of xhamster.

If it's so awful to place the blanket slur of SJW on people then why does Peter do the exact same thing when he calls people reactionaries? This kind of rabid stupidity, muddy thinking and hypocrisy disguised as intellectualism is a good part of the reason why the vast majority of people who come across Peter think that he's a dumb, creepy loser.

I'd say that I was looking forward to his Star Wars video but I'd be lying. Just more hijacking of someone else's marketing for his awful videos that nobody wants to watch. Look at the miniscule amount of views that his recent videos have gained despite his constant shilling. Absolutely pathetic.

>>185790

He made himself look like a complete asshole last night and now he's ruined his weekend because he's going to have to spend the next few days either doing damage control or he's going to keep feeding the beast because it's the only way for him to be relevant in the moment. I'll post caps for the /cow/boys who can't be bothered to pay our resident retard a visit. You're a real man Pete. You abandoned your family to defend a viewpoint that you adopted as a means repair your horrible internet reputation.

>>185797

There is a pattern here. Every time he's been triggered horribly, he starts posting shitty limp bizkit jokes.

>>185798

Yes Pete, being called dollfucker totally made you laugh. You're not bothered at all. Goddamn dis nigga is so transparent.

>>185799

The fallout is pretty funny but there is way too much to cover. Any of you guys on twitter? A lot of these guys don't seem to know that Peter is a huge racist himself and pretended to be his own asian girlfriend. I'm sure xiaxue won't mind the extra traffic.

>>185803

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3vfmmc/when_people_say_sjw_they_mean_nr_or_tr_peter/

Oh, this will keep him occupied for the next few week at the very least. Jesus Christ, a life spent doing damage control.

>Godfuckingdamn you Peter. Just quit this. Save yourself. Can't even SJW right. "People calling me an SJW is the equivalent to calling somebody a nigger." Right Peter……time and time again, you give yourself away. Peter, you believe in white privilege? Since that's the case and you believe you were dealt a better hand in life, what is your excuse for being such a colossal failure?

>Look, deactivate twitter forever. Get the fuck out of section 8. Get a better job. I know you'll never quit comedy so hang out at comedy clubs and take notes in your spare time. Try to make some IRL friends. Try to get laid. Stop living a triggered life.

>>185801

>>185805

Welp, I tweeted the ED link to most of the people in these screen shots (I didn't include all of them in my screenshots). I also tweeted it to any of his patreon donators that had a twitter account showing. Probably pissing in the wind but here's hoping that Peter appreciates the effort.

>>185812

you made it fam

>>185815

I sure did!

>>185816

I also let them know that Ashleigh lives in Scotland, just for giggles. I can't bring myself to tweet any more (seriously, Peter, how can you spend all day on that shitty site?) but here's hoping that there's a plucky anon out there brave enough to pick up the baton.

>>185817

fucking hilarious. What a lame copout…"uhhhh, I was offended because Xiaxue was being racist toward Haitians so I decided to call her out on her unethical marketing practices because they were harmful to teen girls!"

It's nice to see that he still slanders XX after all these years while conveniently glossing over all his own racist bullshit which ironically is what got him BTFO in the first place.

Peter, asking for it.

>>185816

Peter is so obsessed with looking where his name is mentioned that he preemptively blocked me on Tumblr (yea I know but I'm there mainly for the drawfags) after I posted about his antics. My post got like a couple dozen likes, so it means he is frantically searching the tags for any shred of attention

OT, but this pic of Xiaxue made me chuckle. Now I kinda know why Petey fell so hard for her.

Here's Pete's latest video. Every time that he puts out a new video I think he hit's a new low but this one is just awful. It's a parody with no jokes and features Pete's dreadful auto-tuned voice. I had to split it into 3 due to size limitations but I doubt that may people will be able to sit through the whole thing. This one goes deep into masochists-only territory.

I wonder how Pete justifies his hatred for identity marketing when he makes drivel like this that only hardcore Adele and Star Wars fans would watch. Ashleigh is, naturally, conspicuously absent considering that she's an attention whore and Star Wars nut. Who'd have thought, huh?

I'd also like to note that Pete's scruffy little Wheaton-beard makes him looks a rapey hobo.

>>185957

Here's the second part of this shitfest.

>>185958

Thankfully this is the last part.

Look at Peter in that screenshot. Bloody 'ell. Did we go too far?

>>184333

I think he did. but TBH fam I think they gave up on joining the "elite" SJWs and are trying to crawl away and distance themselves from being complete retards.

>>186512

Pete looks like he'd buy beer for underage kids if they would laugh at his jokes.

>>186562

holy shit that neck beard looks horrible…he literally looks like a crazy hobbo

Merry Christmas Peter.

>Perfect photo op with mom, wife, son and santa.

>Takes a picture of a mountain.

Can a twitterfag remind Petey that he's an atheist/trans-jew celebrating Christmas.

>>186562

Peter looks like he sucks dick and shoots smack behind a Portland donut shop.

holy e-begging batman!

>>186822

Pete's having to edit his latest essay so that it makes sense? Pete feels that the love of creation warrants cash rewards rather than quality? Lol, what a dumbo.

It's good to see that he's making an effort to look good for his make-believe wife with his uneven home haircut and and dyed brillo pad beard. I suspect he might really be making the effort for the guys down the local public bathroom judging from the tiles in the background of that pic.

There's something about Pete's weird asymmetrical eyes that reminds of me of Uncle Ruckus. Come to think of it he's actually some kind of Bizarroworld version of Ruckus - an unfunny white guy who hates whites and rants against them while claiming to be Jewish. I know that he's still droning on about South Park but maybe he's obsessed with the wrong cartoon.

>>186898

>mfw all butthurt pc policefags are Uncle Ruckus

It's funny, these threads have died down but Petes "comedy" has just become more juvenile and focused on responding to us.

>UR TRIGGERED LOL

>The Ghost of Tumblr Past

>Peter Coffin Fan Club (HATER COMMENTS)

>The Mind of a TOXIC Fan

To add to this he sounds drunk in his new videos and looks terrible. Still, at least he took our advice and dyed his beard. I'm of the opinion that Harrison is his and lives with him but Peter doesn't talk about him the way most parents who are addicted to social media is his self centeredness- babbling on about your kid doesn't get you the same amount of retweets as you flogging yourself for being a white man.

>>186898

LOL

So, how do you imagine Christmas in the Coffin household going down, assuming he will be staying in Utah for it?

Hopefully he will get together with his brother because it makes me a little sad imagining poor Harrison listening to Christmas music while both his parents sit around drunk, staring into their fookin' computer all day…Of course, that is assuming they live with him. Not sure if him being alone is an even sorrier scene

Also, does anyone have that one Coffin family Christmas photo that was taking after their alleged Vegas wedding that Ashleigh is absent from and Pete isn't wearing a ring?

>hypertriggered.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/comments/3w750w/gamergate_makes_defence_of_claims_that_socalled/cxxpav3?context=10000

>>187336

>reactionaries

>KiA

That's how delusional these people are.