/cow/ - Lolcows

They're no better than the weens and A-logs they hate, and some of them are worse than the lolcows they "love to hate, and hate to love."

>>183655

die null

>>183655

go away Null

It's a pack of spergs living vicariously through hating spergs that the hivemind has deemed an acceptable target. It's as bad as Something Awful for the most blitheringly hypocritical nolife losers looking down on someone who might well be better than them.

also go away Null

>>183655

because everyone has autism in both communities.

The only difference is that outside of the Feedback board, you can't post anonymously on Kiwi. Null's a dick, but he sure as hell ain't the Anti-Christ. Has he made a lot of questionable decisions? Fuck yeah he has. But, people who hate him that much need to take a long look in the mirror.

>>183731

EDF posters know they're fuck-ups, and rarely go out of their way to fuck with lolcows/people. Kiwifarm posters have a really bad "holy than thou" complex with their bullshit, and go out of their way to exploit lolcows like Chris, Joe Cracker, and Iconoclast whether or not they deserve it (Marvin is no better than Bluespike).

Because the site is a sheltered hugbox where the members shout and scream all day long about how they're so much better than [insert lolcow here]

The userbase is mostly trannies, the mentally ill and/or /r9k rejects. They get VERY easily offended so the Kiwifags are only slightly better than the lolcows they "troll" every day.

The Kiwifags care about their precious ratings and sucking up to the power users like Cat and of course Null. There's a Null love thread on the Top Secret board and it's pure weapons grade autism.

I don't hate Null as he's just a pedophile script kiddie with serious mental issues. What I really hate is that these people give him attention and feed his power fantasies.

Is this a real thread? This is far beyond a lack of self awareness.

>>183655

I just hate name-fagging.

Example of Kiwi hypocrisy. They usually suck the cocks of whoever is currently trolling Chris, yet right now they are actively suppressing and "ratings shaming" anyone who speaks of the fact that Waterman is the one who has been pulling all the strings for this latest string of videos. He even tried to come to the Kiwi Farms and let them in on it but you can imagine how that went when he apporached Alex Benson and autism collided.

>>183655

>it's a forum

>so it has namefags, cults of personality, and null

>full of autistic faggots and alogs

>proved to be the embodiment of autism with how they focus so hard on chris chan>>183655

Null has gone out of his way to shame and defame his moderators twice.

Is this a man you want running a site about internet gossip?

They're jealous that the farms actually produce funny cocks (along with endless circlejerking) instead of constant whining (and endless circlejerking).

ADF is a million times funnier than Peter Coffin or Null or any of these gamergate faggots will ever be.

>>183764

Is this the man you want to take over 8chan after Mini Moot decide to leave and spend all the Infinity NEVER scam money on drugs and ladyboy prostitutes?

>>183769

Nulls not so much funny more as he is intresting.

Hot tip: You can trigger his autism by telling him that you are sending the cops his way. For some fucked up reason, this causes him to shit his pants.

>>183731

>t. guy who calls everyone autistic for not liking his shitty UI for Infinity Never

>>183774

Thats not null. Null tripfags and totally doesnt read every little thing said about him.

>>183779

He does. Summoning him here is very very easy.

Also Null only write TL;DR walls of text about how he is not a failure and happy with his life choices.

>>183780

I'm pretty sure anon's post was sarcasm.

Meh. Its just a bit surprising when people defend Null here.

I can understand defending him on his forum (he has banned people for the horrific crime of speaking out before) but not so on a place where he has no rule.

Well, has none until Infinity Never takes over. At least its sure to drive people away to Lynxchan with its overall shitiness.

>>183780

It used to be easy to summon him anyway. I don't think I've seen hide nor neckhair of him here for a month.

null needs to tell everyone the story of when he fucked framergirl420 and couldn't cum.

>>183659

>>183728

This is supposed to be a thread on how kiwifarms differs from /cow/.

>>183759

Thank you for the info. I went there to read some of this drama and came across this hilarious quote from Alec Benson Leary to Waterman

>So you spent years of your life getting an infamous moron to accept the loosest of leashes. To accomplish a barely notable goal, all of christory considered. All the while knowing there was a body of individuals who had far more experience and could have allowed you to waste far less of your time, if only you had chosen a different path.

Just let me know where I can mail your medal.

Methinks ABL is about as self-aware as CWC.

>>183833

oops

>Just let me know where I can mail your medal.

was part of the quote as well.

>>183736

>Null's a dick, but he sure as hell ain't the Anti-Christ. Has he made a lot of questionable decisions? Fuck yeah he has. But, people who hate him that much need to take a long look in the mirror.

You probably don't understand that people have a problem with him flexing muscle in places where some people don't want him to interfere more than he already has? I'm neutral in terms of what he does off-site, but a lot of people's problem isn't who he is but rather the fact that he's muscling on turf they consider to be free of his influence.

>>183753

>members shout and scream all day long about how they're so much better than [insert lolcow here]

This

>>183769

>ADF is a million times funnier than Peter Coffin or Null or any of these gamergate faggots will ever be.

I guess what flew over your head is that ADF's been followed since the late 2000s and the Kiwi Farms doesn't own ADF. As far as Peter Coffin goes, if you thought he was a shit cow then why did you make a thread on him on the farms then?

And as far as the GamerGate comment goes, pls. The Kiwi has a ton of GG cows and an entire subforum on Tumblr

>>183900

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you

So what's with the new 'islamic cocks' rating, and why is it being misused every single time it's used? Is this what they call humour?

>>183820

Oh, he reads this. He reads all of it. IRC pings him when you say Null.

>>183916

Yes.

DNS Bypass code: Wangry

I hate the Kiwifarms because it's currently the popular thing to hate around here.

>members stalk an autistic tranny retard

>driving across the states twice to attend his court case

>literally going to his former house and digging through his trash

>HAHAHA LOOK AT EVERYONE ELSE ACTING LIKE SPERGS

Sums up these forums.

I don't hate them, I mock them. Full of people who believe they're more mature than they actually are.

>>183948

>I hate this person because Null told me to

One thing that makes Null go completely apeshit is mention calling the police on him. For whatever reason that triggers him like nothing else.

>>183998

Especially when he's thinking about doing something morally wrong to someone he hates

>>183969

The hypocrisy.

If other people drive by Chris' house and take photos, they get ridiculed on the 'Farms .

If Marvin or Trashraider stalks Chris and take creepshots of him in public, they're lauded as "experts" and get tons of asspats on the forums.

Also the recent shtick between Alec Benson Leary and Waterman is just pathetic. ABL posted a 50 paragraph "transcript" of him screaming at Waterman and basically chimping out at him for no reason. The Kiwifags ate it all up and asspated Alec for his epic sooper trolling.

>>184038

>Waterman has supposedly even convinced Chris to finally realize that Kim Wilson is a troll

Well then, I can certainly understand why they'd hate him. Marvin's been using that sockpuppet to pull Chris' strings for years.

You spergs are just jealous that kiwis are far more successful than you'll ever be

Go back to watching your children's cartoons while I fuck my wife

>>184038

I think Chris in this post right here is being smarter and wiser than most of foxdicks.

>>183859

>As far as Peter Coffin goes, if you thought he was a shit cow then why did you make a thread on him on the farms then?

Not only did they make a thread for him but they actively tried to contribute cocks.

>>184087

It's almost as if there was some kind of massive overlap in userbase between Kiwifarms and /cow/ :^)

>>184178

>We really need to bring him into the fold at /cow/ for extra lulz.

The guy is basically a lolcow himself, much like the Foxdicks and anyone connected with trolling Chris. Chris is a like a lolcow magnet.

>>184132

>He's been trying SO hard to gain CWC's trust for years and now he finally has more sway over Chris than the Kiwis ever did

Wow, so he spent years trolling some dumb autistic online and he got him to make some Facebook updates. Just because he made autists mad doesn't mean he's not an idiot

>inb4 other Chris trolls are autistic too!

They are, and many of them have spent more effort in trolling Chris than Waterman has, but they're much less willing to show their private lives for everyone and admit that they have nothing else in their lives besides trolling Chris.

No doubt many foxdicks are spergier and possibly more sad than Waterman, but that's beside the point when discussing someone who wants to be extremely prominent in Chris trolling.

If it's not some Loveshy or tranny, they hardly care about other kinds of lolcows and they get so butthurt and impatient too.

Don't even get me started on how they "troll" chris:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kiwi_Farms#How_a_Kiwi_Farms_User_Spends_Their_Day

"Their completely healthy main hobby is sending people with autism money, then discussing how giving someone a source of income that is not required to be reported to the IRS completely trolled the recipient due to "tax evasion" reasons. These 1337 IRL-h4x0rs don't realize that prepaid cards and cash count as gifts due to no commercial services or goods being exchanged, and are therefore not necessary to declare on any tax form in the United States unless income is generated from the gift afterwards. Since Chris-Chan never follows through on producing more comic updates on time and no one in their sound mind would see him as a business owner, they basically end up giving him money for nothing except to autistically follow his actions when he spends it."

https://facebook.com/GloriaTeschOfficial/photos/a.204547242991369.42343.204509669661793/828463177266436/

AYYY

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>>184364

>What if /cow/ was 90% Kiwis, 5% banned Kiwis, and 5% people that hate Null for other reasons?

Well, I'm not a kiwi, was never a kiwi, banned or otherwise, and I have no opinion on Null. So leave at least one percentage point for me.

>>184364

What if 80% of all the unique IDs in this thread are actualy Null trying to shit up the thread, including you Anon, heh I mean Null.

>>184404

I am one who believes that Null along with his pet forum mods often come here to feed disinfo and attempt to troll.

>>184364

Do you count as a kiwi if you had an account on the earliest version of the cwcki forums and never did anything with it?

That's been the extent of my involvement, not sure how this affects your data set. I also feel like I barely know who Null is and I find the extremism and partisanship regarding him to be a little cartoonish and I'm not sure people are even serious about most of it.

>>183728

That applies here too.

>>184445

I'm in the same boat.

Joined CWCki forums to follow Chris and then it became the Kiwi shortly after. Still only really care about Chris cocks. All the other people they bang on about just don't seem very interesting or funny.

I don't get all the Null hate but I don't really know much about him. I just go to the site for Chris stuff.

What does annoy me is how Marvin carries on like he's God's gift to trolling. Claiming Chris never made videos on his own and it was all trolls.

"You should be thankful for all the cocks we provided but nobody should be trolling Chris!"

etc etc.

I don't believe for one minute that all the videos Chris has ever produced were solely due to trolls. No way.

Maybe some but not all of them.

>>184476

I'm not clear on how many incarnations of the cwcki forum have existed but the one I was talking about is from the heady days of 789 and PVCC. It didn't last long.

In some ways it's almost like Trollin' Train was a more legit forum that the very first incarnation.

>>184476

>Claiming Chris never made videos on his own and it was all trolls.

Maybe some truth to that, yet it also highlights the the PVCC mentality. That Chris 'owes' them. No doubt they were heavily invested in getting Chris to return. However, they crossed the line in doing so. It was clear that the people involved were motivated mostly by ego and vanity. All it accomplished was making CWC irritable, paranoid, and cynical. Also, it reinforced the expectations of his shopping spree youth because they needed to bribe him to do things.

I say this as somebody who thought most of the 'first contact' stuff was hilarious. That was a long time ago.

There's one upside: Their threads don't risk sliding off the catalog so as long as the forums don't go down, you can still find old threads a year later.

>>184571

Yeah, I can at least reminiscence the times it was slightly less shit than today

When was the turning point when you realized the 'Farms was complete and utter shit?

Mine would have to be when they discovered Len Shaner. He was a great cow with tons of potential and the Kiwi autists just ruined everything by feeding him fake dox and being attention-whoring faggots.

I don't even have words for how autistic some of the Shaner trolls were.

Oh yeah, and also the time when that Dstecks sperg gave Chris $1,000 or that other time when that other retard gave Chris a $500 debit card so they could track what he spent with it.

>>184571

Yeah but the really lulzy threads are usually pruned or deleted by the staff if it reflects badly on them.

>>183751

How is Iconoclast exploited?

>>184729

No one cares…

>>184729

You are pathetic.

>>184729

You're becoming quite the cow yourself.

>>184132

>>184131

>>184086

Nice try anime watching virgins

>>184729

Which site do you mean?

Both /cow/ and Kiwifarms have existed for years, and both have a pretty large userbase. Why wouldn't they still exist? Are you trying to sound cocky? You fail. Your site barely gets a post a week.

You lie too much, thats why people dont like you.

You posted pictures of Angerfist, wearing the mask, claiming they were of you. You used Angerfist fanart as an avatar, claiming someone drew it for you. You claimed that your stock Angerfist mask, was a custom mask you had nade for you.

All just a small portion of your lies.

You tried to stir up drama on /cow/ by betraying the confidence of people who thought you were their friend..

F U Glaive.

>>184729

You're a joke, Glaive. You're buttmad that your hugbox is now gone and that Null gave your job to people that are even more autistic than you.

Cry moar faggot.

>>184027

Does anyone have ABL's breakdown? I didn't even know the guy was still alive, let alone active, since the last Asperchu update, and that was years ago.

The truth that Kiwi Farms or /cow/ don't want to admit or acknowledge is that a large portion of users on /cow/ are either members of Kiwi Farms, or lurk there regularly, and vice versa with a large proportion of members from Kiwi Farms.

While there are differences between the two communities and the goals, there is definitely a tie in.

A lot of the hatred on both /cow/ or Kiwi, isn't due to the site in general, but by the way some of the moderators, admins, and even members have acted at certain times. I'm sure the same would be true for members on /cow/ if it didn't have the veil of anonymity.

Truthfully, I find the hatred to be quite unreasonable, from both sides, and to be honest it's stupid.

>>183831

>of when he fucked

???

>>185184

I've been asking this for a long time, is there any confirmation that ABL is an embittered cripple?

>>185190

In every thread there are at least a few intellectually honest people who point this out.

We all know it's true. Even if I don't have an account on Kiwi because I'm not into forums I do go over there and read a thread or two once in awhile.

The hate is just hype and shit stirring. Like how someone was trying to stir up trouble between /pt/ and /cow/ until some anons pointed out that we are related communities and have no reason to bait one another and that friendly relations are more beneficial and lead to sharing of the best cocks.

Is Kiwi a little bit too hugbox-ish for some of us that prefer imageboards? Sure, but they get credit for giving fucks about members of their own community because that's how a forum ought to be, as long as it's within reason. Yeah, they seem to let a lot of furfags and various other individuals with questionable leanings slide but it's nothing compared to the flat out pedo-shielding we've seen from SJWs. But the truth is that having a furfag or otherkin or two in your camp is how you get dished with drama from those communities anyway so it's the nature of beast and leads to cocks.

The only big difference is attention whoring vs non-attention whoring. Forums are too attention whorish for me but I don't begrudge others who want to have an identity in the mix while discussing cows and drama a place to do so.

>>185190

/cow/ is where Foxdicks go when they realise Foxdick is shit. Having found a similar path to /cow/ I can attest to this.

Most of the shit-slinging is /int*/ though.

>>185235

Forums shouldn't be hugboxes ever, because then they turn into dens of douchey passive aggressive behavior as no one is allowed to go at anyone when necessary.

Can someone explain why glaive is such a queer? What the fuck is up with his homosexual obsession with angerfist?

/cow/ is anon

kiwi is a fag hugbox

go away null

>>184049

>wife

any fag from kiwi is uncapple of haveing a gf so fuck off null

>>183831

Is there record of him saying that?

>>185244

>they turn into dens of douchey passive aggressive behavior as no one is allowed to go at anyone when necessary.

The Kiwi has many faults, but usually people have enough nuts to tell each other to stop their retarded sperging if it gets bad. So it's not really a hugbox.

>>185256

>but usually people have enough nuts to tell each other to stop their retarded sperging if it gets bad

Tell that to Marvin, ABL or Trashraider.

>>185257

Whatever happened to Trashraider? Haven't seen that tard in months. He's probably working some deep cover operation to get Barb's panties or some other ridiculous shit.

>>185259

I think he fucked off because the cocks dried up and without new cocks, such as it was, even Foxdicks were reluctant to suck his dick

TL;DR: Nobody was sucking his dick.

>>185245

Honestly I'm more interested in why so many people are angry that he posts Angerfist photos, or even know who Angerfist is. Is it just one angry sperg or does Angerfist have a sizable fandom?

>>185327

"Hunger Mythos lied about being a corgi!!! What a horrible and malicious person."

Grabbing at straws.

Null is one insufferable fag.

>>>/tech/455146/

>>185376

>457231

Jesus Christ he's actually using a children story he found on Wikipedia to defend himself. I think he's officially regressed from a manchild to an actual child.

>>185376

You linked it wrong: >>>/tech/455146

Nigga is chimping out

>>185255

Go back to your Peter Coffin realdoll conspiracy theories /cow/boy (because he gets to fuck an attractive young woman and you don't)

Kiwi Farms houses some of the intellectual elites of humanity, you on the other hand are the lowest dregs of it

>>185400

He was also in Kiwi chat earlier today chimping. It was very awkward.

This is an even harder chimpout than normal for him.

>>185400

someone really should go archive that thread and save it for evertime someone asked "whats wrong with next" or "why does null suck"

>>185403

>intellectual elites

lol ya right fuck off null

>>185403

Just stop it Null, just stop it. You shat this thread enough it's no longer funny.

Why chase off cows?

>>185495

Thats catparty, not null.

Witness catpartys epic trolling

cat is fucking base

Null is a tremendous faggot

>>185503

were not this just piss null off

>>185327

Because it's such a specific and uninteresting thing for someone to be obsessed with. Glaive has no identity other than being a cancerous kiwifag and using angerfist to avatarfag.

>>184404

80% of the people here are lolcows. That's not a joke. If you hang around enough, you might see a "Who here has been a lolcow?" thread. Some people with ED articles share their stories.

>>185508

epic trolling is an overstatement. it's bait-oriented shitposting.

>>185771

I'm pretty sure that's the definition of epic trolling.

>>185878

for a kiwi fag, absolutely.

>>185901

Well at least its better trolling then just giving a cow hundreds of dollers

>>185962

Let them pay him whatever they want as long as it leads to interesting cocks.

It's a sweet deal for us, like blocking ads or torrenting movies. I'm not going to argue with cocks generated on someone else's dime when they are giving that money willingly.

>>186001

I'm thanking Dstecks for the CWC Renaissance. Spergy as hell what he did, but I thank him.

>>186001

People paying Chris never ever leads to interesting cocks. Just furthers his entitlement without the inevitable chimp-outs that come from his demanding a thing and not getting it.

>>186001

Every single time someone paid money to Chris make videos/comics it always went wrong

Null is a pedophile rapist and I will not rest until he and Adam Wan are brought to justice.

>>186114

Okay Katsu, WTF?! Never let homo trannies run anything of value.

>>186157

Friendly reminder actions speak louder than words

How is the non-existent progress on Operation Rotten Kiwi going?

I guess katsu may have noticed people don't pat him on the ass as much anymore.

So … HE WOZ RAEPED !!!

Makes a change from falling off his bike or crying about being a faggot that no-one will fuck.

>>186217

>Not recognizing Bait

>>186296

Katsu is a fag who belongs in the oven.

Oh my god, Kiwi Farms is so much BULLSHIT. I used to be a member there until I finally had enough of it and left! Null has some kind of weird ass god complex or something. Everyone calls him "glorious leader" and shit like that. I think it was supposed to be a joke but everyone forget it was a joke and started thinking it was serious and started saying it seriously.

Everyone sucks his dick all the time in chat and the mods just repeat WHATEVER it is he says. There's a thread called "inner circle" and it's entire purpose is for everyone to praise Null like he's some kind of god or something it's like some CRAZY weird cult stuff or something.

If you don't suck up to Null and agree with him about EVERYTHING or even disagree with him on something minor he'll ban you in a second! It doesn't matter how quality of a poster you are on the site if you don't buy into his FACIST bullshit you're toast!!! I think he gets off on banning people as a powertrip or something.

And he's the guy building YOUR new 8chan. HURRAY!

>>186338

Hi Kirby

>>186342

40 members strong. Such good conversation that the mods don't even hang around on the site. Glaive, just come home. Swallow your pride and apologize. No one will think any less of you, because we all already know you're a compulsive liar.

>>186358

null, we all know you get bored with katsus ass but give it up, Glaive isn't coming back to you, even if you wear the rabbit suit again.

It had to happen. The Farms finally has a thread about /cow/

http://autism.exposed/1RE7kwy

Top redirect lel/lulz.

>>186358

Yeah, even I'm a bit dissapointed by Glaives site. Even Obamatrons hugbox sees more activity.

if you want to trigger the dalhox user post at him that hatsune miku will never love his overweight bespectacled ass

>>186625

Ayy based Glaive

Official /cow/ theme song

Verse one

I am Cow! Hear Me Moo! I Weigh Twice as Much as You! and i look good on the bar-b-que!!! Yogurt, julay, Cream Cheese, and Butter comes from Liquid out my Udder! I Am Cow! I Am Cow! Hear Me MOOOO!

Verse Two

I am Cow! I Eat Grass! Methane Gas Comes out my A*S and out my musel when i belch! I am Cow! I am Cow! I Eat Grass!

Verse Two Point Five

Oh the Ozone Layer Thinners from the outcome of my Dinner! I am Cow! I Eat Grass! HEAR ME MOOOO!

Verse Three

I Am Cow! I am Cow! Methane Gas Comes out my Butt! and i look good on the Bar-B-Que! Yogurt, julay, Cream Cheese, and Butter comes from Liquid out my Udder! i am cow! I Am Cow! I AM COW!

(Rapid Moos to the tune of Verse one)

Last Verse

Moo Moo Moo! Poo Poo Poo! Thats all we cows really do! We Eat Grass! We Fart Gas! and we live in pasturesssss!

I AM COW! I AM COW! HEAR! ME!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

http://fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/I_Am_Cow

While searching some stuff about the Kiwis, I've encountered this Tumblr blog someone made about a forum admin named cat.

http://shatbountry.tumblr.com/

>>187376

All I see is a shitfest between Tumblr users and Meowthkip. Post more.

>>187381

>>187376

Thats Vade. One of the better cows featured on the Kiwi farms for a bit. She's bonkers.

>>187417

>better cows

You tumblr shits don't know the meaning of cow

>>187428

bitch thinks she's a fox, ate dog food (srsly) and blames all her misdeeds on her headmates.

Althoug most of that is kinda par for the course. It was funny seeing people jump on her at the farms only for Vade to respond "FUCK YOU GUYS IM KILLING HERSELF".

Then Null made a funny (rare!) and posted a link to a suicide prevention site… which was actually a site for autism awareness.

>>187531

>bitch thinks she's a fox, ate dog food and blames all her misdeeds on her headmates.

>tumblr

>You tumblr shits don't know the meaning of cow

>>187617

lol holy shit

someone shoop a wizard hat on this

lol btw on the farms null says he's a huge fan of the amazing atheist, and that he was like his mentor as he was growing up. which now that i think about it explains a few things.

>>187617

Are shavers really that expansive in the Philippines?

>>188185

No idea.

I do know he grew that goatee after people started pointing out how his chin looked like an ass

>>187617

allah ahkbar

>>188187

Now lit looks like a hairy ass.

Actually he looked better with the hair short and chin shaved.

Any idea when he's going to sell out Katsu?

null looks like a FTM

I got no problem with them and I enjoy their work, so to speak.

The only reason I don't go there is it's a message board, and I just can't seem to get into message boards.

looks like nulls new 8ch software failed. and no one was surprised except him.

>>188247

I like how he keep pretending making a whole new imageboard software require less time and manpower than fixing the current

I sure hope he enjoy all the drugs and ladyboy prostitutes /v/ paid him

So earlier today null was chimping in kiwi chat. he said the next person from his "own forum" who makes fun of the failed port of infinity next will ne immediately banned.

>>188332

Screenshots please?

It is very common for Null baning people for stuff that are not related to the Farms in any way, just showing how much of a power hungry faggot he is

That place is getting even fucking worse.

Now they're deleting posts pointing out how shit noobs threads are.

Granted, they're shitposts but what else do you do in a shit thread ?

It's like they want it to be tumblrfarms

>>186114

Nol built infinitynext to be a memachne and wen back to rape babby Katsu

>>183753

This.

Kiwifarms is composed entirely out of transgenderfluid tumblrinas that are trollshielding. Shame too. There's actually some good cocks on there.

While on wikia, I've encountered this strange wiki about the CWCki Forums.

http://cwcki-forums.wikia.com/wiki/Fishkill

Shit, time to become a lolcow with an ebay account to scam aspies from cwcki for phat stacks.

>>190740

+1 Winner

+1 Agree

+1 Achievement

>>190740

+1 Semper Fi rating

hey, it's already worked once to collect donations for an x-box one. Which of course was promptly returned after filming to turn into mad dosh for Jan college funds.

Honestly you can't ruse Kiwi any better than being able to rake in some cash from them while having genuine fun.

On top of making the Kiwis square with delight during the whole process.

It's totally feasible, do it.

The parody will always beat 'real'.

>>191108

I love Poe's Law. It's like everyone keeps thinking in reverse.

I've met countless people insisting Chris isn't real, but everyone bought Deagle Nation until the very end.

>>190345

That's probobly the doing of Xalver, a big time sperg with a huge hateboner for Adam Wan.

Fortunetly, he's been run out and banned. Let it be known that the Farms does police its own users when its not letting them shit up the forum with no consequence.

Just how fat is that AnOminous poster with the John Goodman avatar? He posts on foxdicks 24/7 and has more nerd interests than the autists he supposedly makes fun of

>>191271

What nerd interests does he have? Show more proof that he is retarded.

>>191298

I've never payed attention to his personal interests, but just from browsing a few threads he annoyed the shit out of me. Nothing worse than a clueless person who thinks they know everything.

>>191271

AnOminous posts a lot but imo he's pretty smart and one of my favorite posters.

>>191271

AnOminous is one of the best posters on the forums. I'm pretty sure he's a lawyer. He probably just spends a bunch of his work day at the farms because he hates his job

AnOminous is great.

AnOminous is great

So when will Glaive be coming back?

>>191467

>>191468

>>191456

>>191391

fuck off AnOminous. stop shilling for yourself here.

we all know that the only good user is dynastia because he pisses all of these kiwispergs off like no other. null just sits back and laughs.

>>191469

He wont be. He's gone. Discredited. Null would have you belive that he was one of the worst moderators on the history of the site now.

I think what you should be asking is "How much longer will it be until Null runs Katsu out?"

>>191537

Even Katsu is kinda tired of you, Dyn.

>>191568

katsu is your typical tumblrina moderator who suffers from autism though. she's also the biggest furfag scatophile on the whole of kiwifarms.

>>191570

>Katsu

>she

>>191570

>she

Takes one to know one, tumblr.

>>191623

>Takes one to know one, tumblr.

kinda ironic considering that katsu is an ftm tranny. the worst kind

>>191638

you are retarded

>>191634

Then you must be fucking deaf. Stop attention whoring, nobody on /cow/ cares about you. Make another forum and fuck off to it.

>>191206

>I've met countless people insisting Chris isn't real, but everyone bought Deagle Nation until the very end.

There was a large divide between Kiwis who were saying that Jace was an obvious ruse or was just plain unfunny and they were very vocal about it too. Unless you're talking about irl or other sites, of course.

>>191206

People thought Nick Bate was a ruseman until his mugshot was posted

>>183655

tl;dr: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Troll_Shielding

>>191568

hello katsu

>>191704

Yeah, no shit.

Around 70% of the users on kiwispergs are trollshielding. Just look at the tumblr subforum. Notice all the circlejerking, asspatting, transgender support and how easily they get triggered? They're all tumblrinas. Meowthkip is a prime example.

The reason why null lets these transgenderfluids in is to make the other non-trollshielding kiwis look superior. These tumblrites tend to stay away from the real subforums on kiwifarms because there is no asspatting or circlejerking and they make fun of trannies. The real true and honest kiwis cannibalize on these trollshielding tumblrites for pleasure. Laughing behind their backs.

>>183655

If you set up a forum specifically set up for lolcows you can't have identities or the forum makes lolcows itself.

>>191746

No they don't. The get posts deleted, warned and banned.

>>191801

Actually, they do.

Do you honestly believe null would just "let" them in to circlejerk, asspat and talk about trans rights for no reason?

Fun fact:

look at the user # of the most recent registration (8753 right now)

now look at the number of registered users (7423)

He has banned about 1300 people in under 3 years.

That's a bit over 1 per day if you got with 3 years even.

and the userbase is still shit :^)

>>191803

Yes because numbers. He likes his lines going up.

>>191819

And he enjoys watching the circlejerkers cry.

>>191801

>Implying moderators mod the farms

cmon man.

Live Now

https://www.spreaker.com/user/achilles3207/this-is-making-me-vin-diesel-in-babylon-

Ok, which one of you butthurt spergs got the site taken down?

>>191872

Apparently Dynastia was shitposting cp all over private messages and the FBI seized the website.

If that's the truth. Fucking lol.

>>191872

>>191872

Linode is undergoing some kind of DDOS attack and is down. Site should be back once that works itself out.

>>184027

>Also the recent shtick between Alec Benson Leary and Waterman is just pathetic. ABL posted a 50 paragraph "transcript" of him screaming at Waterman and basically chimping out at him for no reason. The Kiwifags ate it all up and asspated Alec for his epic sooper trolling.

Wut? Are you Waterman? It was him who chimped out because Alec didn't want to get in on his trolling plan.

Look I've found another Kiwi Farms shitlord.

http://badsjw.tumblr.com/

http://badsjw.tumblr.com/post/125516219245/you-introduced-me-to-kiwi-farms-and-now-its-2-am

>>191977

I think whoever this kid is, he'll probably get outed as underage and get sent here.

>>191977

Yet more proof that 70% of the kiwifarms userbase are tumblr immigrants trollshielding.

>>191977

Looks really dumb

More tumblr.

http://kiwivitriol.tumblr.com/

>>192073

>@MewTrillion

Whats with all these faggots hanging weird names on my fav Pokemans?

>>192073

wtf is that

>>193245

Some autist's attempt at trolling.

Kiwifarms is honestly a fucking shit hole. They shut down every single person that touches Chris at all unless you're one of the "inner circle."

>>193725

Let me guess you're a salty ween

>>193780

Or Woody Chan.

redditfar.ms

>>193785

no its tumblrfar.ms

Fam.

If you wanna see how autistic kiwifarms is just casually mention you're libertarian or conservative somehow in a post.

If you wanna make them mad send screenies of what they say about Chris to Chris. (for some reason this will set a few users off).

One thing I dont get about kiwi is why don't they just let Chris go? They've julayed the cow. He's not even a funny watch anymore. Every once in a great while he will do something stupid but he's not as gullible and easy to access as he used to be.

Inb4 white knight.

Its kinda like that harvest episode of south park, they need to move on from Brittany Spears (Chris) and onto Miley Cyrus (????).

Oh yeah, what user base mainly runs the lolcow wiki? It kinda sucks and is mostly about Deagle stuff.

Tell me what you fuckers think of this.

>>193961

I think you're a fucking faggot

>>193783

hi hurrhurrhurr

Gott strafe Kiwifarms

test

Someone with access to the supporters forums should post some screenshots or do a data dump/mirror. I bet there's some good cocks in there.

>>199479

>Showing your hand

>Giving Null the chance to patch this

Are you retarded?

>>199483

>patching Way Back machine

You can't patch over an external archiving system. He is completely powerless.

The only hope he has is encouraging his Supporters NOT to leak info. And you can bet the second he sees this the paranoia will set in.

WHO did this. WHO is the shitter on my hit-list that also has access to Supporters?!? Is one of my staff compromised?? I need to spend the next 10 hours IP cross referencing!

>>199486

haha holy shit really?

good one. It'll prob work a total of once though and I can gaurentee that Null is futureproofing it as we speak

(Hi null. I own a pig farm)

>>199486

10 hours? Isn't there software for that?

>>199489

A huge burst of requests from the same IP is going to be quite obvious. If you have a static IP and have logged in from it then they can find your account.

Though leak away if you don't care. I want to see what Kiwi's downy up $20 for.

>>199498

*downy up

Christ my brain ain't working well this morning.

>>199499

Ah, it's a word filter.

>>199498

I'm a eurocuck, a lot of us still have DSL like myself which intermittently does a IP release/renew every fuck all.

Plus

>"burst of requests"

Tells me you don't quite understand. I'm not some Dexter shill IP packet flooding.

I'm using a Ruby script to slowly archive each page with Way Back Machine. A tool that is totally open for anyone at all to use to cache a given page at a certain time frame.

>>199502

Ah. I thought you were doing it from your machine.

So there is an exploitable url that wayback machine can access?

>>199502

If you took Computer Sciences III, you'd know that the DHCP server releases and renews internal IPs. Null isn't going to see that, he's going to see your WAN IP, which stays the same.

Your ween plan is going to sniffed out even if you didn't show Null you have 5 Aces.

>>199230

There probably isn't anything of value, just power users jerking each other off or retarded injokes.

>>199514

your router gets its WAN IP from the ISP's DHCP server

t. CS IV grad

>>199520

>t. [name]

I keep seeing that. What is it short for and where did it come from?

>>199502

This is why I prefer to shitpost at lunch hour, In my country, there is plenty of internet coffes because people print there, that way they think they are being raided >:D (le homosexuality face)

>>199520

Either way, the only benefit to doing that is to see Null publicly chimp out. Problem is, what this guy is doing requires way more work than is necessary to make Null chimp out.

>>199479

Nice dude! Do it!

>>199521

Never mind. Found it.

>>199526

If this guy wasn't a fucking retard he would just screenshot the good threads and then post them here.

>>199545

Agreed. If there was actual quality cocks in Supporters, we would have seen them by now.

The supporter's forum is basically shitposting and people talking shit. If there was anything worth sharing it'd been screencapped already (and occasionally, supporter stuff does show up). You just gave the Kiwi Farms money and your PayPal dox to screencap 13 pages of threads with thousands of shitposts.

>>199552

Holy shit this post is autistic. Why are you bragging about this? You spammed a feedback board with anime autism and are gloating it got deleted.

>>199590

If some hidden shit talking got leaked it could make for some good drama on the forum though, which in turn could lead to some cocks.

Also one time Obamatron leaked Katsu's OK Cupid profile from supporters and while the cocks themselves was mildly amusing the lols came from Null chimping about being unable to protect his staff.

>>199591

>>199590

Not as autistic as you kiwifag.

>>199623

Wrong anon, anon.

I don't know much of the Kiwis, except that they try too hard to not be spergs, revealing their sperginess in the process. Also they are awfully pretentious, and that AnOminous guy seems to be there all day and night.

>>199675

jesus fucking christ AnOminous give it a rest

>>199675

>>199677

30 posts per day iirc

I like how their threads about artsy spergs always turn into "I'm so much better than this sperg" wamkfest. The kiwis will lecture you what to read, watch and think in order to be the next Renaissance Man.

>>199681

Thanks goodness we have people like him to show us the way with his unending well of wisdom.

The kiwis know everything about anything, and a bit more.

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/first-annual-kiwi-art-competition-draw-porn-of-katsu.11690

What the fuck.

>>199852

I can't enter. But it sounds quite autistic.

>>199852

why don't you screenshot it you dumb nigger

To be honest, I use both /pig/ and Kiwifarms side by side. I guess the main difference between the two is, Kiwifarms is the most infamous and popular of the lolpig forums so of course you always have the occasional retard who thinks he's going to be the next ebin troller who starts shit with Chris-Chan or whatever flavor-of-the-month lolpig is popular at the time and fails horribly and only serves to shit up the website and draw unneeded attention to it (or even worse yet ruin any legit chances of trolling a pig). It also has forced namefaggotry which always has it's problems, and Null being a edgelord and doing something stupid every now and then.

Although on the flipside, /pig/ can be just as bad. For one thing, it's being hosted on 8chan, which is the home of edgy stormfaggotry and alt-conservative hugboxing, which I will admit isn't as much of a problem as I thought it would be at first but often times does leak into discussions (for instance, that thread for the Silent Hill wiki admin, which was one of the best threads this board has ever had, getting derailed by stormfags having /b/-tier circumcision arguments) and conversations which often leads to dozens of mindless shitposts or complete derailment. It's also a Anonymous imageboard, which means people can get away with being a retard. At least you can pinpoint the idiocy on Kiwi, but here people often get away with it.

tl;dr: just use both and find the one you like best.

>>199897

Plus, on here and Kiwi, you get people who will devour you as soon as you aren't useful or protected. On Kiwi, they'll just ban you. Here, they'll flip shit and migrate to another board.

>>199919

>On Kiwi, they'll just cannibalize you and try to make you into a Lolpig.

Edited for accuracy

>you always have the occasional retard who thinks he's going to be the next ebin troller

>occasional retard

>occasional

They shouldn't have given up their culture of shaming failtrolls who go out of their way to poke the lolpigs while using accounts that are immediately traceable to their main Kiwi accounts.

>>199617

you're an idiot dude. Anything "hidden" has already been sent directly to the people it's about.

But by all means waste a bunch of time to get 100's of shit posts and some months old drama. I bet null will chimp out super hard and users will kill themselves from embarassment from your epic plan to tell people stuff they've already seen

>>200021

Anytime it's cracked wide open there is opportunity for dramalols like with the bloodletting thread. We got to find out some shit about king of manga that was so embarrassing he left the forums and also null ruined his friendship with glaive.

>>200042

Nothing in supporters was bloodletting shit. It was all offsite and in PMs. You're wasting your time for very little result

> Anytime it's cracked wide open there is opportunity for dramalols like with the bloodletting thread

If your a supporter and you want to "leak" shit look through the chat archive there's a lot more in there

>>200144

Why so interested in protecting the Supporters forum, anon?

>>200148

flowers for sonichu closed and banned all shittalking threads on supporters because dynastia kept doxing the people who used them

there's nothing in supporters but shitposting but if you wanna waste twennybux to confirm that go right ahead null could use another case of big black dick

>>202342

Were the threads deleted or just closed?

>>202384

think so

>>202384

Just locked.

>>203389

In that case they can still be accessed for cocks.

>>183655

Literally a wankstand circlesuck for retards and spergs trying to hide their SJW tendencies. They have no sense of humor, jack off to scat and anal vore and loli all day openly and proudly, and they act like they aren't absolute cuck niggers.

>>203503

Lol what is anal vore?

>>203504

You shouldn't come to this board so unprepared.

>>183655

Kiwis will pay Chris $30 just so they can hang some of his CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC on their own wall full of toys.

>>203656

Not a Kiwi, but I'd pay $30 to Chris just for all the entertainment he's provided me for all those years. It's paying him $1,000 that's moronic as hell or digging through his garbage.

>>184364

Bet those Stonecutters still hide so much shit from us too.

>>203657

Whatever happened to Trashraider?

>>203706

Ran off. Kiwis eat their own.

>>203706

Skywaider was a perfect example of trollshielding. Bald, short-sighted, talks like Elmer Fudd. Finally in Chris-Chan he finds someone he thinks is more pathetic than he his. Unfortunately, the dude has zero chill, and his tryhard trolling very quickly comes across as pathetic. He gets laughed at, all the old feels come rushing back, and he bravely runs away.

Still, he'll always have the glorious day he tricked himself into a retard's house while wearing hundreds of dollars of professional audio equipment.

>>203739

Until fairly recently hundreds of dollars for concealed pro audio equipment would not have gone that far. So he must have been hiding a brick in his pants. That had to look funny.

>>203741

Would honestly not be surprised if he'd hidden it in a fanny pack.

>>203739

Yeah great psychoanalysis anon. He had to wear glasses for near-sightedness. What a fag. smh

>>203800

It's pretty relevant when you consider that Skyraider is apparently ex-Air Force.

Wearing glasses = no chance of ever flying combat aircraft. So he settles for second-best: being on the sidelines, right next to the action but forever unable to join in.

>>203815

How old are you? You think most people in the Air Force fly air planes?

Kiwifarm is filled with shills.

/pig/ turned into fandom sheltering little clubhouse *coughHomosuckcough*

>>203819

Well done on not letting your total lack of reading comprehension deter you from being condescending.

I'm not trying to claim that everyone in the Air Force flies planes, I'm just pointing out a possible reason that a guy with an inferiority complex feels inferior.

Yeah, it's armchair psych, but then so's this entire board.

>>203952

It's pretty retarded though. Only a relatively few people in the Air For are are pilots.

>>203815

My brothers wife is a captain in the chair force and she's too short to fly. She's in intelligence. Climbing up the ranks. Fly boys salute her. So I'm pretty sure the glasses aren't what holding him back.

>>204096

Cryraider quit the Kiwifarms because they said mean things about him. Being a thin-skinned tryhard faggot is a much bigger detriment than myopia.

I'm from New Zealand.

What's this? I thought it was for an agricultural company at first.

>>204111

It comes from the way Jace Connors pronounced CWCki, as the forums were affiliated with the Chris Chan wiki at the time.

>>204114

supposedly TheGoldenKnight was the first to actually say kiwi farms.

>>204159

I'm saying Tyce heard it from one of the cwcki forums users, who heard it from TGK.

>>204187

If I looked like that I'd wear a pickle suit 24/7.

>>204187

I am former PVCCer and used to talk to Marvin/Canine regularly and have seen many pics of him.

That is not Canine. It looks like what Canine will look like in 10-15 or so years, though, only Canine will be more obese. He is like 5'4, skinnyfat with an alcoholic gut. He has long hair now but used to have a shaved head.

that's not canine

since were talking about who different kiwi users are, this little cunt won't stop being a faggot. he makes a lot of noise on chat and keeps hitting on kiwi females even when he knows they have a boyfriend. The funny thing is that he is married.

gophergoober

John Ahearn II as he is known to his friends has a facebook where he talks about life in Georgia and having a child with his wife. The interesting part is that he has told people for pitybux that his wife and child were killed in a car crash. Below is his facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/JohnOhEachthigheirn

Anyone who has seen him on his retarded videos of himself that he posts on skype will see that the face is the same. His skype by the way is ahearn_ii.

He claims to have been in the Iraq War, but he is 25. If you look up his information elsewhere you will find this to be so.

If you look around his facebook you will also fin his wife's facebook which confirms his location as Georgia. If yo find his dad's indeed resme you will see most of what he has to say is him parrotting what his dad has told him most likely.

>>204187

K9 can afford quality French frames and decent glass? I like the fact he went with the minimalist titanium frames that screw into the lens. As opposed to wire frames. Also the classic round Oliver peoples look. I can't pull it off, also you can't wear headphones with those. Isn't he the one who's supposed to be a dj? Those frames are designed to bow out and around the head. Headphones take the bowing out temporarily and drive them down your nose. I used to model eyewear. It's a long story.

At full price what he's wearing is around a thousand bucks. I don't think you've got the right guy. Those aren't Costco frames.

>>205552

No, it's not your brother. That's the same bro from the videos and the same pictures you've shown people before. Sorry man that was the right Dox.

>>202342

This indicates there's some good potential cocks in Supporters:

http://8ch.net/cow/res/203092.html#205666

http://8ch.net/cow/res/203092.html#206028

>>206223

You have no idea.

Also, if you want good kiwi cocks check out their Wu thread. There is an active plan to "troll" Wu by making socks and shitposting at him.

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/brianna-wu-john-flynt-ii-deagle-nation-still-lives.16461/page-332#post-1327748

From that post it is just an embarrassment.

>>183916

Null has a weird obsession with Muslims because he wants to be /pol/ but is too much of a pussy to also go after the non-kosher targets as well (kikes, niggers, trannies, and all the other things his mods are).

Right now he's sperging because he thinks that some Asian sperg he's been stalking is a "secret Muslim." I understand making fun of Islam and going after sandnigger cows, but Null is just doing it because full-on niggerdeath is too hardcore for him.

>>206509

While Null's tinfoil-level fear of Muslims is both real and hilarious, he definitely knows that Jotex (the Asian guy) isn't a Muslim.

Jotex chimps when you call him an Islam, which is why Null does it.

>>206517

Thanks for the explanation. I hadn't paid enough attention to the Jotex thing to get what was going on. It just seemed like Null being a paranoiac again.

I don't really hate them, I'm sure there's some alright guys in there. But a lot of them are annoying as fuck. They really do come across as a bunch of A-Logs most of the time. For instance, how they constantly harp on DSP for "being fat" when he's really just an average looking dude.