c11185 No.184092
Sup /cow/. Filthy cuckchan poster here.
So there's this guy on /toy/ called Greg Mazujian. Greg is a lolcow if ever there was one. Severely autistic, fat, and possibly a pedophile, he spends most of his time starting /s4s/ level topics where he either photos himself holding a cheap toy in his hand (always clad in fingerless gloves) posting inane gibberish, or alternatively goes on an ALLCAPS rant about how terrible Hasbro is. He insists he is bringing "ART AND CULTURE" to the board.
He also eats shit.
He posts something like this (grammar/spelling mistakes included):
>"fuckign HASBRO and thier cheap ass 5POA GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL BEAT ALL HASBRO SUPPOTERS TILL THERE BLACK AND BLUE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"how DARRE yuo call me a christian!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKIGN HATE THAT PURITANICAL BITCH GOD JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and for the last time I DONT EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"ILL SMASH U, ILL BASH U, ILL BEAT U INTO A BLOODY PULP FOR SAYING THAT, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He's very irritating, but also very amusing in his stupidity.
Ways to troll him:
>Tell him he eats shit
>Say how good Hasbro is
>Tell him he fucks trees
>Tell him he's going to end up homeless if he doesn't get a job
>Mention how he's friends with Chris-chan and how he's basically a Chris-chan knockoff
>Mention Jin Saotome in any way shape or form
>Mention anything relating to Christianity at all
>Tell him he has shit taste in toys
>Tell him he's fat and a weakling
Contact details in pic related.
8ab942 No.184096
FUCK THIS SHIT, ILL BEAT
YOUR BITCH ASSESS IN, TELL ME WHERE YOU FUCKIN LIVE, SO I CAN CAVE YOUR TEETH IN YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!
c11185 No.184097
>>184096
Oh look, the real thing is here to demonstrate Gregposting for us!
Note the allcaps and the overuse of commas.
8ab942 No.184098
>>184097
YOU FUCKING BITCH, I TRY TO BE A BETTER FUCKING POSTER, AND YOU BITCH PISS ME OFF MORE, ILL ONLY SHITPOST MORE JUST TO SPITE YOU PUSSY BITCH FILTH!!!!
c11185 No.184099
>>184098
It's too late. You've officially entered /cow/ country. There is no turning back now.
8ab942 No.184102
Alright, fuck it, i admit it, i fake almost everything about my internet persona. I do it as a way to piss off /toy/ for having such shittaste in toys, and because they hate my awsome gloves. In gonna shitpost on there till they either fucking give in and help me attack hasbro, or just stop being insufferable shitheads themselves. That entire board is a giant lulzcow, i shiw my gloves for two secinds, and they throw a shitfit.
8ab942 No.184104
>>184102
Im not a lulzcow, however the shitheads on /toy/ are, thats why ive been fucking with them for almost a year, if you want any help with a massive raid or some giant plan to fuck with those pathetic retards, i have a few good ideas that are just up your alley.
c11185 No.184105
>>184102
>I behave like a retard because people don't like the same things as me
Yeah, you're a lolcow if ever there was one.
429358 No.184106
>>184102
I would like to see a picture of said gloves.
111912 No.184108
>>184092
I've been waiting for a thread on this scrub. Here's a thread of him being a pedo.
Facebook can be found here:
https://www.facebook.com/gregory.mazujian
He also seems to still live with parents as well. I've prankdialed the place a few times.
He also wants to fuck Sadness from the movie "Inside Out".
Here's a link to his epic maymay page on facebook. https://www.facebook.com/Infectiousfetusfilth
The "greg fucks trees" insult is derived from his alias on the page, "treefucker".
>>184106
He posts on 4chan's /toy/ board daily if you want a glimpse of his telltale sausage fingers.
8ab942 No.184111
>>184105
No, those fucking bastards deserve it, them and there shittaste need to fucking die.
>>184108
That thread is an exaggeration, but if you dont think its natural or healthy to find teenagers hot, your a prudish christian filth cuck bitch. Also, im fucking 19, how is living with my parents still out of the norm? I bet you NEETs still live with their parents near 30, i have more dignity and self respect then all you fuckers combined, get a life you tards!
429358 No.184113
>>184111
>No, those fucking bastards deserve it, them and there shittaste need to fucking die.
Good, at least you're not short in the autism department.
>if you dont think its natural or healthy to find teenagers hot, your a prudish christian filth cuck bitch.
Those clearly aren't teenagers. Post the original pic if you want to prove me wrong (I googled "shopkins gloves" but didn't find anything).
>Also, im fucking 19, how is living with my parents still out of the norm? I bet you NEETs still live with their parents near 30, i have more dignity and self respect then all you fuckers combined, get a life you tards!
So are you not a NEET? When I was 19 I was still living with my parents, but I sure as hell was in education. Are you a NEET, or do you have employment or education? And what man with self respect makes posts about drooling over adverts for little girl toys?
8ab942 No.184114
>>184113
I did that post literally for shock value, so no i woudont fuck girls that young, also i never said i wasnt a NEET, and am trying to get a job after being fired from DQ, and am also trying to get into college.
111912 No.184115
>>184114
Why were you fired from DQ?
8ab942 No.184116
>>184115
Because i wouldnt smile enough, after some senile bitch was practically yelling at me to be happy when i was really depressed, so adter o was fired i called her a jesus dick sucking bitch and knocked down my manager.
c09065 No.184117
>>184108
Actually the tree fucking thing was all me. I've been trolling him with my fake Facebook for a few months now. He really is exactly the way he behaves on the internet. Like I wish he was faking but he isn't. I was the one who oringally created the pic on the OP. He occasionally makes me sympathize with him so I occasionally try to help him in life but he almost always self sabotages himself. For instance he was super pissed about the latest doxxing because he's currently trying to get a job. I told him that this was the least of his worries when a potential hiring company looks through his Facebook and sees him defending Jared Fogel. The pedophilia thing has been really bad lately. I dunno what his deal is. I really should upload my Greg folder to you guys. It has some real treats. I was also the one who created Homeless Greg. He got so pissed at that that I'm going to do a full series of Greg. Hasbro Employee Greg, Grego the Pedo, Inmate Greg, and my personal favorite, Father Gregory. I'll be sure to post my new pieces in any thread he creates. Also if you were all wondering this is where tree fucker came from. Anyway work is slow as death so I'll be here all day. Ask me anything.
111912 No.184118
111912 No.184119
>>184117
Do you have a facebook troll account I can contact you through, fam? I'm a /toy/ user as well.
8ab942 No.184120
>>184119
Fucking bitchs, you all should be fucking killed via incensration, jared had consentual sex with those girls, you prudish fucks.
c09065 No.184121
>>184119
You can figure it out. Who does he cry about the most on /toy/ other than Jin and Hasbro? Just look on his friends list.
111912 No.184123
>>184121
>Who does he cry about the most on /toy/ other than Jin and Hasbro?
I'd say that's about it, but I'll hopefully figure it out.
c09065 No.184124
>>184123
Post yours and I'll IM you. I don't want my fake account getting too out there. Defeats the purpose ya know?
c11185 No.184125
>>184121
People having "shit taste in toys", Christianity, Playmates taking too long to release toys, etc.
He's a fucking manchild.
8ab942 No.184126
>>184125
Its not like you fucks dont complain about other things, im just like you fucks in my complaining habits, so dont think your different you self centerd retarded bitchs.
111912 No.184127
c09065 No.184128
>>184127
Added. It won't let me message toy though.
111912 No.184138
111912 No.184140
And here's Greg in the flesh.
dc5bae No.184141
>>184111
Don't really know where the troll starts and the lolcow ends, tbh, fam….
1cef71 No.184144
If you're serious about kicking our asses there are at least three lolcows who would take you up on it. I don't suggest Uwe Boll though. Who's up for a sperg fight? Are you Rika or Bob weight? Can you see your dick and lift your leg above your head?
1cef71 No.184145
>>184144
In before someone suggests me. I won't fight anyone untrained who's actually trying to hurt me. I have trouble with half measures. It's not a temper thing, I just lack control when excited. It's like when you go to shake someone's hand but are so nervous you over do it, or when playing flag football and tackle someone.
dec6b9 No.184147
>>184102
Man, you're gonna feel right at home here buddy.
>>184108
>He also wants to fuck Sadness from the movie "Inside Out".
>even in his fantasies he can't do better than the fat girl
kek
c8892d No.184148
>>184145
Id beat your ass, som. I could kick you in the nuts, and bash your head in you fucking filth.
>>184147
Fat chicks are hot, bitch!
3443c8 No.184149
Hahahaha, this is glorious.
Hey Greg, you do know the more you scream you're not a lolcow, the more you look like one, right?
'Cause you are one.
dec6b9 No.184150
>>184148
Well, if you say so but is Sadness even a chick? No tits, no ass, no waist, no dress might as well cut its hair and call him a boy. But hey no judge, there's no shame in wanting to fuck a fat boy
1cef71 No.184152
>>184148
Oy, krav maga it is. But no fishhooking. I'm a massive germaphobe. Also I insist you get blood work done beforehand. I've already had a hep scare because of martial arts and a false positive. I don't want no one with hiv bleeding on me, and we all know about your proclivities.
No homophobe, bro.
219947 No.184155
>>184126
You niggers do post on /toy/ so I feel like he may have a point here…
Shit is still lulworthy.
94c6ca No.184171
02f2af No.184226
>>184092
bump because greg eats shit
290bf9 No.184281
>>184226
You eat shit you fucking retarded bitch!
f301b8 No.184293
>>184281
See? Super easy to julay.
f301b8 No.184324
>>184281
Greg drinks hobo diarrhea from empty 7/11 big gulps.
153a0d No.184325
>>184324
Ill bash your bitch face in, and tear out your guts, fucking delete hat pic you retarded degenerate bitch!
db5441 No.184384
>>184325
>Fucking delete hat pic
But he didn't post a picture of a hat you silly little boy! Honestly, all that shit you've eaten must have rotted your brain.
57724b No.184526
File: 1448732713987.png (160.96 KB, 658x478, 329:239, ruckersville spotslyvania ….PNG)
>only an hour away from Ruckersville
Is there something in the water in this area or what?
57724b No.184570
Just like CWC, Greg seems to have a problem of easily surrendering what should be private information about himself.
6b9106 No.184589
Those are some badass gloves, gregg!
19e7ac No.184610
>>184570
where'd you get those gloves, fatboy? I need to know what places to avoid.
57724b No.184658
>>184610
Don't go to Spotslyvania, I guess?
39c442 No.184664
>>184526
mfw Virginia is turning into an autism den
53e4e3 No.184675
>>184570
I think you need to show your gut when making an argument about whether you're fat or not.
Otherwise you are just engaging in fat girl angle shot-tier faggotry.
5d1e4c No.184706
>Jin Saotome
The Capcom character? Why would someone get that shitter-shattered over the mention of a dead videogame character?
>autism
Oh, right.
c92a53 No.184710
>>184706
Jin Saotome was also the alias of a famous figure customizer, who used to constantly shitpost on /toy/ and encouraged others to because /toy/ made fun of some Anonymous (aka le 4chan man) custom he made, iirc.
db5441 No.184850
This is something Greg considers to be "cool". Note the chewed, shit-smeared nails.
30666d No.184852
>>184850
How long until the Kiwis find out about this guy? He's pretty similar to CWC, except more "internet tough guy" and belligerent rather than stupidly naive like Chris.
30666d No.184854
>greg accidentally doxes himself
kek
bd257d No.184855
>>184384
Its a fucking typo, shitbreath!
>>184570
I was trying to prove a point, im not like chris giving out personal info, you massive degenerate bitchs!
>>184589
>>184610
>>184675
My gloves are awsome, you fat shittaste retarded degenerate bitchs, kill yourself you fucking inbred pathetic lumps of human worm flesh filth!
30666d No.184857
>>184855
CWC also tried to "prove a point" by saying he didn't wear diapers by mentioning DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS to trolls.
bd257d No.184858
>>184857
Im not a retard like that autistic lard, if anything im more like you fuckers, and like to less with people, so fuck off with this bullshit already! Im not a fucking lolcow, you degenerate fucking bitchs
30666d No.184859
>>184858
>autistic lard
hmmm…
bd257d No.184861
>>184859
>>184860
You cant deny im fucking sexy, you worm ridden shitstains, you all fucking make me sick!
0eefb0 No.184862
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1094950555
>FLASHING MY GENITALS TO CHILDREN AT THE PLAYGROUND
26d642 No.184869
Like Chris Chan old Greggy here's been banned from a few places, the Present and Past antique shop, and he was banned from some comic drawing event because he scared a bunch of people and then sperged out on some random lady who kicked him out. Chris Chan incarnate.
27a1bf No.184871
>>184869
>>184116
Kek. Why did he get banned from the antique shop?
b2e0b8 No.184877
>>184854
Full on wew.
>>184862
>that pause at the end followed by "Wow, you're horrible."
This guy doesn't sound like a sperg either, he sounds rather normal. I wonder what sort of childhood he had to make him turn out this functionally retarded.
27a1bf No.184879
>>184877
Eating paint chips?
1be957 No.184893
I remember on /co/ when Greg showed up there once and someone actually recognized a picture of him that he saw on the news where he was arrested for doing some shady things at the playground.
If you bring it up, he tries denying it, but in doing that he only confirms it more.
1be957 No.184902
>>184897
Better watch out, guys.
He's serious.
e0187a No.185066
>>184895
You must have done something really awful to get that riled up.
516007 No.185070
>>184893
Its fake you stupid bitch, me proving so only shows what a impersionable little fuck you are, you fuckers better leave me alone or else!
db5441 No.185072
>>184871
Or else what? You'll get your grandma to give us a stern talking to?
2a278b No.185073
>>185072
No bitch, ill flood this board with my shitposting, and you fuckers will never get anything done! That, and ill fill this board with more viruses then a west birginian whore, youve been warned!
db5441 No.185074
>>185073
>Ill flood this board with my shitposting
You'll just get banned. You ain't on cuckchan anymore, this is /cow/ country.
>ill fill this board with more viruses than a west birginian whore!
Well you of all people would know about Virginian whores with all that cock you suck. I bet you've got, like, nuclear gonorrhoea.
Also what exactly is Birginia? Is it where benises come from?
2a278b No.185078
>>185074
I am bi fuckwad, whats it to you? Also, i meant virgnian you granmer nazi bitch, kill yourself you retarded fuck bitch!
2a278b No.185079
Alright you shitbreath fuckers, im in an extremly charitable mood, and as a result of the very succesful thread last night, ill answer a few of this shit biards questions.
3c20c7 No.185082
>>185079
Were you molested as a child? Do you have autism? Why aren't you making Hasbro rant videos for YouTube?
5bb073 No.185083
>>184893
Sauce?
>>185073
Have fun getting doxed and/or SWATed, then!
db5441 No.185084
>>185079
Why do you eat shit? Why do you enjoy flashing your genitalia at children? And when are you going to make that YouTube channel?
2a278b No.185085
>>185082
I wasnt molested as a child, though i did go to catholic school, which i why i fucking hate religion, christianity inpaticular. Ill make hasbro rant videos on youtube for da lulz, when i feel up for it. I dont have full on autism, i have aspurgers, but i dont use it as an excuse lile chris chan does. Im an asshole, not because of my disability(which is so high functioning, its almost nonexsistant), but because of who i am. I also have some kind of mood disorder, and depression. I can be more coperative with this board, because i do most of my shit for lulz aswell, but id have to set some collective ground rules, including not to fucking mess with me IRL, does that sound acceptable?
2a278b No.185086
>>185084
I dont eat shit, thats a fake runor made up by some retarded bitch on /toy/, ill make my youtube channel when i feel up for it, and i dont flash genetalia at children. As lulzy as thatd be, im not going on the fucking sex offenders registry, and besides i have some common decency, unlike you fat fuck retards!
db5441 No.185087
>>185085
This isn't your board, Greg. It exists to grind "people" like you into the ground.
3c20c7 No.185088
>>185085
>I don't have autism
>I have assburgers
It's a high functioning form of autism.
>I wasn't molested as a child, but I did go to catholic school
Maybe it was hidden in your subconscious. You know how those wacky Catholic priests are!
>>185086
>I'll make my channel when I feel like it
Nah, you're too lazy.
2a278b No.185089
>>185087
Then why cant we try to comprimise, why do you hate me so much, when im antagonizing an entire internet community of lolcows regularly?
db5441 No.185090
>>185089
Because you're not. You're just getting laughed at. You are a bigger lolcow than anyone on /toy/.
3c20c7 No.185091
>>185089
Because as much as you deny it, you're a lot like Chris Chan. At least Chris Chan wasn't an internet tough guy to everyone he met.
2a278b No.185092
>>185090
Im not a fucking lolcow, the shitheads on /toy/ deserve everything thats coming to them, ill make them pay for mocking me, and ill do the same to this board if you dont cooperate, or back off entirely!
2a278b No.185093
>>185091
Im strong you weak little bitch, i could snap your neck with one arm tied behind my back, you scummy little shitstains make me sick!
3c20c7 No.185094
>>185092
>I'll do it to this same board!
Have fun getting fucked with like CWC, Nyberg, or Flynt.
2a278b No.185095
>>185094
Who the fuck is nyberg and flynt? It sounds like bames from a shit sci-fi fanfic, did those fuckers give themselves those names, what fucking retards!
3c20c7 No.185096
>>185095
Well, they did give themselves their -first- names!
737512 No.185098
I'm having my doubts that the Greg in this thread is the genuine Greg. Without some sort of signature item and a timestamp, I'll remain wary.
3c20c7 No.185100
>>185098
I posted a burner facebook account on here and he came out of the woodwork and howled at me over it.
But don't worry, I'm sure we'll see a timestamp in due time.
2a278b No.185101
>>185098
SUCK IT BITCHS!!!!
3c20c7 No.185103
>>185098
He seems to be aware of being on /cow/, if that means anything. He's mentioned it on /toy/ before.
5bb073 No.185105
>>185101
SHUT UP FAKE GREG YOU HASBRO-LOVING FILTH! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE EATING SHIT AND FLASHING YOUNG CHILDREN AT PLAYGROUNDS!!
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK JIN. HE SAW IT ALL.
UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE YOU'RE THE REAL GREG! FAKE PHONY-BALONEY FILTH!
2a278b No.185106
>>185105
Im the real greg you imposter bitch, your nothing nut a pathetic lowlife retarded sack of shit, who has nothing better to do then to soil my good name with your filth and retardation, blow your brains out you scummy bitch!
5bb073 No.185107
>>185106
you'd have to post something to prove your the real deal then cunt!
2a278b No.185108
2a278b No.185110
>>185108
Fuck, the picture woudont load, the shit board is so glitchy
5bb073 No.185111
>>185108
>>185110
hahaha! so you are a fake! what a lame excuse.
db5441 No.185112
>>185110
More like you eat so much shit that you can't even use a computer properly anymore.
2a278b No.185113
>>185111
>>185112
Fucking bitchs, i am the real greg, and ill proge it when i get hole and post on a fucking computor, this site is fucking retarded for not allowing movile file posting.
2a278b No.185114
>>185112
Shit eating retards like you should blow their brains out!
5bb073 No.185115
>>185113
you can post an image from your phone here you shit eater. just make sure you have a timestamp or else ill just think you're a fraud!
2a278b No.185117
>>185114
>>185115
>>185115
Suck is, ahit eating bitch, if you look on /toy/ im posting a thread about shenron.
2a278b No.185118
>>185117
Fuck, i hate this shit site, someone tell me how to get a picture to get fucking posted or something.
5bb073 No.185119
>>185117
thats not enough proof. you've gotta post a pic on here you fraud! sounds like an excuse to impersonate ME!
2a278b No.185120
>>185119
Your inpersonating me, you lying cuck bitch, kill yourself you filthy vermin bitch filth!
5bb073 No.185121
i'll leave /cow/ for good if you can prove i'm fake with a pic of yourself and a timestamp you nigger loving cuckold!
2a278b No.185123
>>185121
ILL SHOW YOU CUCKOLD BITCH!!!!
5bb073 No.185124
>>185123
THEN POST A FUCKING TIMESTAMPED PIC YOU CUCK!
051978 No.185125
Is it really true that Greg Mazujian was arrested for masturbating on a playground? Seriously fucked up if it is.
3c20c7 No.185127
>>185125
There was a /co/ thread where someone claimed they thought they saw someone that at least looked like him on the news, but I'd take that with a grain of salt until we find info. Surely there's an article about it from around his area if it really happened.
f45c3b No.185129
>>185118
I can post pics fine on a phone. Dunno what you're talking about.
2a278b No.185131
f45c3b No.185132
>>185131
Sick random-access humor, Chris!
b4251b No.185133
b4251b No.185134
f45c3b No.185135
>greg makes a personal blog on /toy/
"Yeah I know I have my bouts of being an ass on here /toy/ and complain way too much about Hasbro. Usually it's because I either am ill-informed or I disagree with someone and lose my temper. I think though that I'm a little more touchy lately than usual because of some things that are going on in my life right now
My partner (I call her my wife but we are not legally married) Sabrina is unable to work for the foreseeable future because her right knee is in End stage Osteoarthritis (this means there is NO Cartilage between the bones) and she has to lose weight before she can have a knee replacement surgery. That means we are…
Waiting for the Disability Insurance to tell us if she'll be getting any help
Down 43 percent of our total income because she's not able to work and bring in a check
I'm scrambling to grab as many hours at Red Robin as I can so that I can at least control the hemorrhaging of funds
Trying to prove myself to my bosses so I can be put into the MIT program (Which would mean more $$$ and maybe the ability for Bree to just stay home and not worry about $$$)
Failing the above I will have to look for a Second Job to make ends meet and keep up with the bills.
I don't mean to take this shit out on anyone here. I don't mean to sound beat up, beat down, and depressed. I don't want people to think I'm blaming the world for the problems I'm having. I just don't have much patience right now for the normal prodding and poking we give each other.
I just want everyone to know I'm not trying to be an ass on purpose. I'm just dealing with a lot of shit IRL and I will probably lose my mind sometimes.
I'm sorry in advance and I know this doesn't EXCUSE any bad behavior.. I just want you all to know where it's coming from because I do truly love this board and the interactions I have with the people here even if we do disagree on some things now and then. "
1be957 No.185136
>>185083
Can't provide it. It might not be true, but bring it up anyway to piss Greg off even more.
>>185135
That's an impersonator I think.
Damn near spot on though.
b4251b No.185137
>>185136
>>185135
This man is IMPOSTOR FILTH!!!! Id never apologize to the shit filth on /toy/, also i found out the STUPID BITCHS OF 8CHAN!!!! Dont allow image.jpg, ill have to post my beautiful face on my home computor, then imposter greg will be BTFO from this site for good!
5bb073 No.185139
>>185137
WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK, CAPTAIN CUCKOLD? I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY, I HAVE TO CALL HASBRO AGAIN TONIGHT TO REFUND ME ON THAT SHITTY JABBA THE HUTT TOY I BOUGHT, WHICH TO MY DISMAY, DOES NOT RESEMBLE YOU, THE IMPOSTER GREG MAZUJIAN!!
d16d91 No.185141
>>185139
Shut your mouth, imposter bitch, im busy cuckold!
3c20c7 No.185142
5bb073 No.185143
>>185142
I INDEED AM AS AUTISTIC AS THIS RECORDING SOUNDS BITCH!
d16d91 No.185144
>>185143
Ill crack your spine bitch!
5bb073 No.185146
>>185144
NOT WITH BABY ARMS LIKE PIC RELATED!
5bb073 No.185149
>REAL FUCKIN MATURE, EAT SHIT!
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1095049579
YOU ALREADY EAT ENOUGH TO KNOW, IMPOSTER GREG!
d16d91 No.185150
>>185146
My arms are strong, you weak bitch, suck my scummy cock you bitch!
d16d91 No.185151
>>185149
Your the imposter, you retard shit eating bitch, kill yourself filth!
5bb073 No.185152
>>185150
>>185151
HURRY UP WITH THAT TIMESTAMP, FATBOY!
d16d91 No.185153
>>185152
>>185152
Wait a min, someone else is using the home computor, you fat bitch!
5bb073 No.185154
>>185153
WELL TELL THEM TO SPEED THEIR ASS UP!
efb18f No.185156
>>185153
Any time now, cuck!
a6c803 No.185157
>>185153
I don't believe you. You have all these excuses. Burden of proof is on the accuser fat boy.
2dbaa2 No.185160
>>185157
This. If Greg can't prove himself real by midnight EST (aka about an hour in a half in spotslyvania), greg is a phony.
048b8a No.185161
>>185092
>making threats against /cow/
Seriously?
Ok, just for the sake of argument: how are you planning to mess with us if we don't cave in to your demands?
d16d91 No.185162
>>185157
Ill pop the fat outta pustule filled fat fold, lard boy, give me another fucking few minutes!
a6c803 No.185163
>>185161
I made no such threat.
>>185162
Okay buddy
737512 No.185164
Hey Greg, can you find your cock underneath all of that fat of yours?
d16d91 No.185167
>>185166
That picture has never been on 4chan, that is the same toy i used to shitpost early, and that means YOU HAVE TO LEAVE FOREVER FAKE GREG YOU BITCH!!!!!!
a6c803 No.185168
>>185167
We said with a time stamp, imposter.
733ffd No.185169
d16d91 No.185170
>>185168
No, they said with an item i posted with, aswell.
>>185098
733ffd No.185172
>>185170
A signature item AND a timestamp you shit-eating retard.
Jesus, all that shit you eat must really rot your brain.
d16d91 No.185175
>>185172
No, you shit eating retard bitch, it said a signiture item OR a timestamp. If it stop your jimmies rustled, ill post a picture of me with a timestamp tomorrow, now let me get some sleep you fucking tard!
5781ef No.185191
>>185070
You sound like a nice piece of meat for us to abuse. The fact that the bros from /toy/ think you're expendable means you'll eventually submit to us. All cows eventually submit to us on bended knee.
You're obviously compromised.
You're obviously sublimating your desire for affirmation through us
You're obviously used to gagging on a bag on congealed cocks.
d16d91 No.185203
>>185191
Ill make you bitchs submit, fuck you and your shit board, im the master here bitch!
4e14de No.185209
>>185203
This guys Rika tier autistic.
81f8f2 No.185212
>>185203
>I'M IN CHARGE HERE
5bb073 No.185277
>>185191
One of the most amusing things about Greg when he posts on /toy/ is that even when he tries to blend in as a normal Anon (aka not avatarfagging his stupid gloves), he still types like a retarded monkey, both in terms of spelling and grammar.
5bb073 No.185278
also, is it just me or is this IMPOSTER greg sliding the board with single-letter posts?
>>185175
Hurry up fatboy!
737512 No.185285
>>185212
>>185203
>I'll show you who's boss of this thread.
733ffd No.185300
>>185175
Listen up you stupid impostor piece of shit.
It said AND.
Look at it again and try to read it.
You said repeatedly in this thread that you don't eat shit. But we all know that Greg eats shit. That's why we love him, that's why we look up to him. He's brave and manly.
So if you are really Greg, you can post a photo of yourself eating shit, with a timestamp.
927733 No.185310
>>185149
>>185142
>>184862
Hey, Greg, you sound QT as fuck, wear a dress for me and say gay stuff.
Come on, we all know you're a fag, might as well embrace it.
029ce4 No.185312
I found Greg's personal harem!
54512a No.185321
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>185312
I found something he claims to be a German love song.
402d03 No.185331
>>185312
Wow Greg doesn't that smell of pine just raise your tree?
e645ed No.185333
>>185310
I think he posted a pic of himself online in stockings once, but I don't have it.
927733 No.185336
>>185333
Wow, really?
I kinda want that.
Still, I wanna hear him say lewd things. Is he still lurking this thread to defend his pathetic self?
dc5bae No.185337
>>185277
Uh, no….
I'm typically anon but sometimes use the chekov trip when talking to Autphag. The only thing in common is the attempt at grandiosity, which is obviously a joke, mate.
dc5bae No.185338
>>185277
>>185337
Shit, sorry, misread that, i thought you meant i was Greg…need more caffeine
This is why I'd encourage cross-board- posting as it encourages 'spotters' like yourself to dredge up this most amusing sadboy lolcow to sequel in front of us like a stuck pig
Good work, mate.
402d03 No.185340
>>185338
>This is why I'd encourage cross-board- posting as it encourages 'spotters' like yourself to dredge up this most amusing sadboy lolcow to sequel in front of us like a stuck pigGood work, mate.
For all the poltard leakage, /int*/ bullshit, crossboard drama, and frequent rejections of individual board culture, it is nice to see a hilarious cross pollination (like this) once in a while.
1be957 No.185341
Greg has seemingly moved to /co/ or just decided to spice things up for the night.
Even calling him a fake Greg on cuckchan seems to rile him up so I'd suggest doing it.
733ffd No.185349
>>185341
Remind him that we can't know he's the real Greg unless he posts a photo of himself eating shit. Only the real Greg would do that.
7ab164 No.185351
>>185341
Link to a /co/ Greg thread please? Or an archived one? Couldn't find any while skimming over the catalog.
1be957 No.185358
a6efab No.185383
>>185358
You guys wanna see some Goatse? Like on a silver plate
091876 No.185413
>>185358
What is it with this pissant and capitals?
Also, this is pretty specific to /toy/ & /co/. I doubt he's going to hit mass board appeal as it's a specific niche. Just sayin'
His needless anger is the onging vector for his cowdom, but that's to be expected…
Are his ideas unorthodox within your community?
9fda1f No.185476
>>185413
For /toy/, somewhat.
>while lots of /toy/ users dislike hasbro, hasbro to greg is what blue arms are to cwc
>refuses to pay over $20 for a figure, claiming everything at that price is OVERPRICED JUNK
>buys cheap mcdonald's-tier/5 points of articulation toys and acts like its the greatest shit
>fingerless gloves
>complains about hasbro being cheap shit, but only owns cheap shit figures
The worst part is that you can buy actually decent figures even while being a poorfag. Small toys like pose skeletons and the scout/legends class generations Transformers are both around $10 a pop and are pretty well-articulated and fun
.>>185413
I doubt he cares at being particularly relevant. He's just an autist that loves to post pics of mcdonald's toys and his AWESOME gloves. I think he's also been around /b/, /s4s/, and /r9k/, but don't quote me on that.
Then again, he might just be severely autistic and thinks he's legitimately adding to boards. He seems to have a CWC-tier ego.
>>185383
Dude what
9fda1f No.185479
The new "Incredible Hulk" movie looks great. It's weird that Bruce has to eat shit instead of getting mad to hulk out though.
2f90f1 No.185489
>>185479
Ill shove shit in your face, you retard bitch, ill pound you into a brick wall until it bleeds bitch!
>>185278
Shut your bitch nouth, ill pop the fat outta your bitch fatfolds, im not fat you bitch!
>>185300
No, you shit eating retards, reverse psychology doesnt fucking work on me you gulible fucks!
>>185277
Fuck you, you bitch granner nazi bitch, minor spelling errors dont fucking matter filthbag bitch!
9fda1f No.185490
>>185489
Fuck off fake Greg. Everyone knows who the TRUE AND HONEST Greg is.
2f90f1 No.185491
>>185490
Ill bash your head around like a little bitch, ill forcefeed shit down you retard bitchs throats!
2a417e No.185493
>>185491
>forcefeed shit
Does eating shit turn you on, fake greg?
2f90f1 No.185494
>>185493
I POSTED A PICTURE, NOW LEAVE FAKE GREG YOU BITCH'nnn
2a417e No.185497
>>185494
It didn't have a timestamp you cuck!
9fda1f No.185510
>>185494
Where's my timestamp at, fam?
9fda1f No.185520
2a417e No.185522
>>185520
fuck you bitch that's not me that's fake greg!
2f90f1 No.185523
>>185522
ILL SMASH YOUR FUCKING BRIANS OUT YOU FAKE FUCKING BITCH!!!!
2a417e No.185524
>>185523
gimmie that timestamp then you nigger loving cuckold!
2f90f1 No.185529
>>185524
I will nigger bitch!
2f90f1 No.185534
>>185524
Theres a problem woth my computor, ill send that time stamp later, you fuckers better stop messing with me or i destroy this board, and bash you fuckers to deatah!
2a417e No.185535
>>185529
>>185534
that's what you said last time you fraud!
6760cd No.185540
>>185535
WHAT A FEW HOURS YOU LYING IMPOSTER BITCH, ILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT THAT FUCJING TRIPECODE OUT OF YOU AND YOUR BITH COMPUTOR, DIE FUCKING SCUM!!!!
2a417e No.185541
>>185540
>WHAT A FEW HOURS
>ILL
>FUCJING
>TRIPECODE
>BITH
>COMPUTOR
i guess fake greg's spelling skills aren't quite up to snuff. everyone knows the REAL Greg Mazujian (aka me) doesn't type like a retarded monkey! i may eat shit but i know how to spell!
6760cd No.185546
>>185541
ILL CAVE IN YOUR BITCH STOMACH, I DONT EAT FUCKING SHIT, AND I AM THE FUCING REAL GREG MAZUJIAN!!!!
13d880 No.185550
>>185546
>I DONT EAT SHIT
I found the fake greg. Real greg loves to eat shit.
edfe11 No.185553
>>185546
By the way, fake greg, where's my fuckin' timestamp? You have time to shitpost on /toy/ but not post your pic with a timestamp? I guess you really are a fraud.
091876 No.185599
>>185546
We need proof, kid….
We know the articulated demon toys have taken over your life. We know you can't stay aware from /cow/, well, now it's time for you to pay for your supper: prove you're Greg.
653d3f No.185605
653d3f No.185606
b5c5bf No.185665
>>185110
Still waiting for that timestamped pic…
f1918c No.185678
Fun fact: Greg was banned from an antique shop for trying to fight some old guy.
26d642 No.185683
Fun Greg Fact: he likes to sleep in his parents bed to smell parent sex.
f1918c No.185688
Hey Greg, you should give Jin a call and ask how his Greg Mazujian custom is going.
26d642 No.185696
Fun Greg Fact #2 Apparently Greg has this disgusting itchy rash on his body. He needs his father to spray it on him to relieve the itchy-ness.
733ffd No.185709
Fake Greg is such a pussy he won't post a photo of himself eating shit, because he knows that if he does we'll realize he doesn't look like the real Greg at all.
004638 No.185715
733ffd No.185720
>>185715
So does Greg really eat shit or is that something people say to piss him off?
004638 No.185723
>>185720
Well considering he flashes children with his genitalia and has admitted to wanting to fuck his mum it wouldn't surprise me.
Who am I kidding. Of course he eats shit. You can tell by how filthy his face and fingernails are.
733ffd No.185726
>>185723
Bur there isn't any proof, like there is with the tree fucking thing?
34fcf6 No.185727
>>185726
Honestly the origins of the Greg Eating Shit thing are before my time. He's been around for a long while now.
34fcf6 No.185728
Well, there is this timestamped picture of the true and honest Greg Mazujian having just consumed a massive pile of buttnuggets…
5d424a No.185730
>>185728
ILL CRACK OPEN YOUR BITCH THROAT, AND FORCEFEED YOU SHIT DOWN IT, ILL KILL YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!
733ffd No.185732
>>185727
How long, though? Months? Years?
5d424a No.185733
>>185728
ILL BUST YOUR BRAIN OUT, TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE, SO I CAN CRACK YOUR BITCH NECK LIKE A TWIG YOU BITCH, ILL FUCKING KILL THIS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!
2a417e No.185755
>>185728
>>185715
>posts a timestamp marked "december 3rd" on december 4th
FAKE
also, this is FAKE GREG's DOX. theres no raw text version of it yet, just pics someone got from FAKE GREG. everyone knows i, the REAL greg mazujian is homeless:
(FAKE) Greg Mazujian
12539 Wilderness Park Drive
Spotslyvania, Virginia (22551), USA
(540)-760-2645
Cavegregum@gmail.com
HIS FACEBOOK PAGES:
Facebook can be found here:
https://www.facebook.com/gregory.mazujian
https://www.facebook.com/Infectiousfetusfilth
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010208853683
feel free to send him bibles or korans (he hates religion) or give this IMPOSTER a call
eec927 No.185756
>Haven't visited /cow/ since the 789 days
>Get fed up of Greg's rampant shitposting/eating on /toy/
>Come here
>See this
091876 No.185758
>>185755
Utterly pathetic how this FAKE GREG has attempted to usurp the life of a worthwhile young man….
He needs to atone for his multitude of sins…
67e364 No.185760
>>185733
Is this the real Greg or just a fantasy?
Timestamped photo for confirmation please.
77622c No.185762
>>185728
Wow this fucking loser wants to imitate the true and honest Greg so much that he hacked into greg's computer a day late to steal the timestamped photo.
This is a new now fake Greg.
4f5d56 No.185777
>>185755
>>185756
>>185758
>>185760
>>185762
I AM THE REAL GREG, ILL BUST YOUR SHITEATING BITCH HEAD OPEN, FAKE GREG YOU FUCKING BITCH DEGENERATE FILTH!!!!
733ffd No.185778
>>185777
Fucking fight me Fake Greg.
I know the lack of shit in your diet has caused your brain to deteriorate into the brain of a man who would fuck a tree, so just in case, here's a reminder of my address:
14 Branchland Court
Ruckersville, Virginia, USA
We live in the same state so I expect you to show up soon. Ring the doorbell and shout JULAY so I know it's you. Pic related, it's me.
I will fight you for Real Greg's honor.
4f5d56 No.185813
>>185778
I AM THE REAL GREG, AND ILL BEAT YOUR ASS YOU SCUMMY BITCH, DONT SEND ME CHRIS CHANS ADDRESS, SEND ME YOUR REAL ADDRESS YOU PUSSY BITCH FILTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34fcf6 No.185822
>>185813
Why don't you send him your address? That way you can be prepared when he comes round and kicks your arse.
c26ee6 No.185831
>>185822
ILL KICK HIS ASS IN, FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, FUCKING RETARD BITCH FILTH!!!!
8ab8f2 No.185835
>>184092
This has entertained me only for so long, im bored sperging out about you fuckers, have fun in your circlejerk of loneliness and immature stupidity, you lazy retard pussy bitchs!
fde4ec No.185847
>>185835
"Greg eats shit. Lol."
-Jin
You're bored about spering over us, yet you just sperged out about us while explaining that. Kek. Classic FAKE Greg.
3250d4 No.185859
>>185835
>lazy retard
says the FRAUD that never posted a timestamp!!
733ffd No.185873
>>185872
All this time I thought the chicken tendies thing was just shitposting.
Why does he talk to you if you just post the screencaps for people to laugh at?
090fcf No.185881
>>185873
Because of autism and lonlieness. I'm the original Greg troll. Idk why he's so forth coming about things to me. But he badasses himself like this all the time. I feel like I'm obligated to post it to the world.
f68fa6 No.185887
>>185872
>i beat my dad
Jesus christ. I feel bad for Mr. Mazujian. At least CWC was a -harmless- manchild to his parents.
737512 No.185902
>>185887
Greg looks like he has difficulty walking up a flight of stairs. I can't imagine him beating up his father (if he has one) without being severely beaten in the process.
43cca6 No.185990
>>185872
Jesus Christ, he really is autism incarnate.
And I say that as an actual autist.
26d642 No.186002
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
When this thread was created Greg went looking for 8chan, apparently he never went here. Anyway, in his searching he may have accidentally infected his dad's computer with viruses. He apparently never downloaded Common Sense 2015. Being the little dicksledge that he is he forced his dad to fix it. Who knows if that house has an actual working computer because of his stupidity.
4a3a31 No.186009
>>186002
He's got a phone. That's why he's able to constantly ban evade on halfchan.
4a3a31 No.186010
>>186002
Are you saying that the real Greg never actually posted in this thread?
b5c5bf No.186012
>>186010
Nah he definitely posted in the thread. He's pretty unmistakable, and whilst there are many imitators it's easy to tell the real Greg from shitposters.
4a3a31 No.186015
>>186012
But that other anon said that he "apparently never went here"? Or am I reading that post wrong?
733ffd No.186018
>>186015
I think there was an unspoken "before." He'd never come here before, so he couldn't find it.
4a3a31 No.186019
26d642 No.186208
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
Greg only urinates while sitting down. He prefers to be nice and comfy when he pisses. Is it because Greg secretly wants to be a little girl? You decide.
26d642 No.186209
>>186208
also he used to be a massive germaphobe so touching his disgusting disease ridden cock would make him sick.
db5441 No.186218
>>186209
>Eats shit
>Germaphobe
26d642 No.186242
This one was so good I just couldn't let it sit for any longer.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day #2:
Greg slept with his parents until he was 12. Now you may be assuming that this was because Greg was scared or lonely. But in actuality Greggy just wanted to keep his parents company. Ya see before he became this edgy little shit eater he was such a nice loving little boy.
ad2e43 No.186244
051978 No.186403
>>186328
What did Greg eat to get his shit that color?
e31c99 No.186405
>>186328
>Those tits
Textbook testosterone deficiency.
Also halfchan /toy/ regular here, Greg hasn't posted in a while. Did any of you do anything to scare him off for good?
Because if so, great job.
db5441 No.186408
>>186405
He did attack a thread recently but he's been rearing his ugly head a lot less recently.
I think we broke him.
f45c3b No.186418
>>186405
Only for a few days, it seems. Seems like the ol' Greg "Crap Chomper" Mazujian made a new thread:
http://boards.4chan.org/toy/thread/5326734/hey-its-pretty-good
>he actually thinks fingerless gloves are cool
I doubt he'll "break" anytime soon. If anything he might withdraw if the kiwispergs learn about him.
1733e2 No.186434
>>186208
Maybe his mother would shout at him for splashing piss all over the place when pissing standing up and now he can't pee standing up.
3b49be No.186967
26d642 No.186988
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
Greg for some strange reason thinks that his parent's bedroom is his own. He refuses to go to his own bedroom (probably something to do with the fact he slept with them until he was 12). He spends his days playing with his toys in his parents bed. Maybe he likes the smell of parent sex.
e479a0 No.187279
>>186967
He has a thread up right now saying he wants to find a chinese company with the TMNT Muckman mold so they can KO it.
Might be a good opportunity to pretend to be a chinese manufacturer and contact and troll Greggy. Maybe request him to do ridiculous things so they'll use the mold.
His email is cavegregum@gmail.com
e479a0 No.187287
Kek. He actually believes he's being trolled by that Jin guy
26d642 No.187509
Fun Greg Fact of the Day
Greg is so hungry he could eat his dad's ass hole.
eefd28 No.187514
So how are we even supposed to julay this guy? He stopped posting and raging on /cow/.
3b49be No.187515
>>187514
He'll be back. Often on cuckchan's /toy/ it seems like he's gone for good, and then a week or so later he's back up to his old tricks again. Just be patient.
Either that or we actually broke him.
eefd28 No.187516
>>187515
He posts on /toy/ on and off still. Something about how he was made FUCKING PLAYMATES CANCELLED MUCKMAN! the past few days.
3b49be No.187763
b62b83 No.187778
So that little fucking idiot spoiled Star Wars for me and now I am so fucking pissed. 8chan do everyone a favor and make this little shit balls life a living hell.
d5424b No.187781
>>187778
We have his dox info in the OP. Go post it on /baphomet/ or something if you feel so inclined to.
770877 No.187968
>>187781
>>187778
Or better yet, Kiwi Farms.
91a558 No.188286
Any fun Greg facts for today, anons?
26d642 No.188969
Fun Greg Fact of the day: Greg sleeps in garbage. He seems to enjoy the putrid smell of it so he rolls around in it all day. Pic related.
157e36 No.189046
Seems like Greg's tard rage goes way back.
http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/botcon-2013-coverage-transformers-prime-beast-hunters-on-display-t95225s25.php
Greggy also seems to go under the names "scareglow42" and "incrediblemrg1" online. Might be a good opportunity to dig up more cocks.
157e36 No.189049
>>189046
kik account: scareglow42
disqus: scareglow42 https://disqus.com/by/scareglow42/
deviantart: incrediblemrg1
pinterest: incrediblemrg1
157e36 No.189050
b7a096 No.189373
Some fun quotes from Greg:
"How do you know I don't fuck stuffed toys already?"
"implying black men arent ever abusive ghetto bitchs"
"Bitch, i made an analogey to hell comes to frog town, ill bash your sarcastic face into a fucking tree"
"you disgust me for even thinking of donating that money to the hicks at the republican and the NRA. Go anhero yourself, conservacunt"
"ffeelong all smart with your selves"
"Can u please Make one where her nipples are more visable"
733ffd No.189423
>>189373
>Go anhero yourself
Haven't heard this in a long fucking time.
b7a096 No.189431
b90b97 No.189462
FAKE Greg's trying to slide the board because DAMAGE CONTROL now I think.
a40ac2 No.189619
a40ac2 No.189652
https://inkbunny.net/Scareglow42
Greg might be a furfag. That or someone else also goes by scareglow42.
a40ac2 No.189655
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a40ac2 No.189661
>>184108
>He also wants to fuck Sadness from the movie "Inside Out".
My god.
https://fgts.jp/toy/thread/4991677/
26d642 No.189742
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
Because it's Christmas I have something special for you all today. It has recently come to light that Greg jack off dogs. He's a regular ol' Red Rocket!
6e7e4c No.189745
>>189742
Do you have any proof for your bold statements?
26d642 No.189779
Greg's facebook account was finally banned. Greg make a new one!
051978 No.189791
>>189745
Greg eats shit, jacking off dogs would be a step up for him
a40ac2 No.189803
>>189742
>greg's probably a pedo
>and allegedly jerked off a dog
Is Greg actually Sarah Nyberg in disguise?
a40ac2 No.189814
Some OC from an Anon on /toy/
f19e94 No.189842
>>186405
>testosterone deficiency
Nah, early hairloss is a more telling symptom, couldnt find anything about low testosterone and bitch tits
…….which means it could be something more serious, a genetic problem like klinefelter syndrome
a40ac2 No.189880
>>189842
Maybe he's just obese.
>>184570
>215 lbs
>5' 7"
26d642 No.190084
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
Greg smells very fishy. You would think he smells of shit and sweat and other putrid things like that. But no, fishy. He has even described himself has "fish tier". I would assume he smells as such because he doesn't bother to clean his vagina.
26d642 No.190717
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
Greg masturbates so furiously that he actually sprained his back.
01bce9 No.190954
9d84aa No.192133
Fun Greg Fact:
Greg unironically wore a trenchcoat and fedora in high school. I'm sure that's what started people picking on him.
ee9fb2 No.192136
>>192133
[citation needed]
sounds funny as hell, though. he still hasn't ditched the autist look considering the gloves.
26d642 No.192566
Fun Greg Fact:
Greg's arms are SUPER skinny. It doesn't even make sense how a person with such skinny arms could get such bad stretch marks.
38943b No.192607
Is it just me or does Greg look kinda like Josh?
de3c9b No.192630
What's it say on the paper, /cow/?
051978 No.192632
>>192607
People with Down's Syndrome all look similar
57ec9c No.193193
https://archive.is/q1x6s
"toy industry icons you have personally cursed out"
"That fucker deserves to get punched in his smug and stubborn bitch face. I was incontact with him sporadically for almost a year before i had my meltdown, i patently tryd not to get banned so i could persuade this douche, whos in charge of all doctor who toys at character options, to make more actually desirable figures. The last straw was when he blatently refused to make the teller as a figure, as that was one of the coolest aliens from series 8, and that cunt would rather make that shitty foam memory worm (which, icedentally was never made, because the shit foam they used was already degrading on prototypes, before production could begin). Im also still buttmad over the yeti prototype they never made, thats been laungashing around for over half a decade now."
What a retard.
57ec9c No.193196
d7caf3 No.193290
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>>193196
It's Alex bro. Who else do you think Greg talks to?
Anyway I was gonna preface this as a fun Greg fact but I don't know now. I'm just gonna say it and be done.
So someone called a pizza up to Greg's house. Only his mother was home so she questioned just what the fuck was going on. She decided to Google Greg's name and low and behold found this place and his Kiwi Farms thread. This freaked her out because her son is some internet retard who shares his address with random creeps. She confronted Greg about this and they got into the worst fight they ever had. For some dumb reason he threatened to file a restraining order against her. Now she took there only car and left Greg and his dad to go to Florida. It's fucked up but I won't lie I kekd pretty hard about it. Anyway pics or it didn't happen right?
923abe No.193292
>>189842
>>190084
>>190717
>>190954
>>192136
>>192566
>>192632
>>193193
>>193290
Hey fuckers, greg here! Ill cut to the chase, you weak fat retarded bitchs need to fuck off my life. Simpe as that. You all know im smarter and strongger then you fucks, and i could beat your ass IRL. So shut thefuck up, and stop messing with me behind a computor you pussys. I havent done anything to this board personally, but if you leep thiss hit up i will. I dont know how yet. But ill fuck this board up to degrees even /toy/ hasnt seen yet. Your a bunch of degneerate cowards, who besides some cross-posting retard making this thread, would have no contact with one another. Leave me alone and fucking kill yourself you degnerative pussy bitchs!
13c585 No.193294
>>193292
>But ill fuck this board up to degrees even /toy/ hasnt seen yet.
Ooh, terrifying. Whatcha gonna do, post pictures of your shitty 5POA goodwill garbage?
923abe No.193296
>>193294
Ill drag this boardvinto shitposting and idiotic fury. Fight me you fucking bitch!
13c585 No.193311
>>193296
Ooh, I'm quaking in my boots.
Accept it ChrisJin. You've lost. Accept your fate. But don't call it a grave. This is the future you chose. You caused this. You caused all of this.
07ef20 No.193320
>>193290
Oh my god. That's kinda awful, yet kinda funny. Kinda like your average CWC escapade. I wanna feel bad for him but his dickery makes it really hard to.
Then again (autistic reference here), even Darth Vader still had some good in him, did he not?
>>193292
>"i will destroy isis"
You dug your own grave by being naive and an internet tough guy. Seriously, who would share their personal information with 4chan of all places in this day and age.
3ad310 No.193337
>>193292
YOU FOOL! YOU ARE A FRAUD!
5ff692 No.193490
>>193311
Ill crunch your bitch balls in, kill yourself chris chan loving bitch! Ill never lose, i spot on your face while i punch it in repetedally.
07ef20 No.193493
07ef20 No.193496
>you people aren't as cringey as 8chan
26d642 No.193508
>>193490
>>193490
ChrisJin why haven't you told them about your mommy forgiving you and coming home?
07ef20 No.193509
>>193508
>IM COMING HOME
>COMING HOME
>TELL THE WORLD
>IM COMING HOME
af86a4 No.193510
I ran into Greg's mom today. We fucked for hours and talked about how greg is an obese manchild.
ee9fb2 No.193538
I hope Greggy likes flatbread cuz I just sent him a small pizza with no sauce, no cheese, no toppings. :^)
6e4592 No.193540
I ordered the pizzas
Ask me anything
1be957 No.193543
07ef20 No.193548
>>193540
I love you anon.
I don't think my "flatbread" pizza went through. Fucked up the phone confirmation or something…
9cd61f No.193553
>>193543
I despise greg and what he has done to my homeboard
>>193548
I just googled his address and pulled up his name
07ef20 No.193622
>>193540
Would you do it again?
9cd61f No.193710
>>193622
If he insists on shitposting, Yes.
I'll do it until they dont deliver there any more
1c4542 No.193714
>>193710
On the note of domino's- i made an account with his details but i put in a throwaway text-only number for the phone.
Do I need an actual phone to confirm the order or something, or is it just there to call if they can't bring it there?
07ef20 No.193727
1be957 No.193730
>>193553
>I despise greg and what he has done to my homeboard
Me too.
Doing God's work, anon.
49ef30 No.193735
>>193727
>>193730
/toy/fag here. me too
I sent him a pizza. No sauce, no cheese, no toppings. I think this one went through, too!
26d642 No.193827
Fun Greg Fact of the Day
For whatever odd reason, Greg HATES cheese. He thinks it's disgusting and he can't even stomach the smell of it. That's why he loves tendies so much. No cheese.
c691c7 No.193859
>>193827
Well cheese is inherently manly, contains protein and fats that encourage testosterone production.
It's only natural that he'd be averse to it.
c74fae No.193892
Why is it that every lolcow eventually comes here to embarass themselves?, im fairly new here but i noticed that this seems to be the case with most of them, dont they know about the streisand effect or whatever.
9ff623 No.193897
>>193892
Most cows have a severe lack of self-awareness. That's probably the reason.
9ff623 No.193901
The more I think of it, Greg keeps reminding me more and more of a guy I went to school with from like elementary all the way to high school. Total edgelord, gross and creepy, hates religion, brony, probably had aspergers, and had -severe- anger issues and threatened/fought other kids all the time (and usually lost).
Hell, he's almost like a clone of Greg now that I think about it.
9ff623 No.193920
For anyone wondering about his manboobs- Greg supposedly almost exclusively only eats chicken tenders/nuggets, french fries, and the occasional fish stick.
9ff623 No.193922
>>193921
Greg appears to have a room so messy it'd make CWC jealous.
b1070c No.194037
>>193915
>FUCKING HASBRO! HOW DARE THEM! THEY'LL PAY IN BLOOD!
so i assume he talks irl the same way he posts online?
0a1ef2 No.194064
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
When Greg was a little kid he was obsessed with monsters and aliens, and seemed to identify more with them than actual people. One of Greg's earliest memories was being upset when he learned that terrorists, not monsters, did 9/11.
0a1ef2 No.194065
More info on Greg from an Anon who's been trolling him for a while. Prepare for a massive wall of text:
So for me it all started almost a year ago on /toy/ and for me it was Marvel General threads. In these threads we usually talk about the various Marvel figures we collect, and there was this one annoying idiot who kept spamming the threads with his bullshit about how he hates Hasbro. It eventually got to the point where the thread would get completely derailed by this idiot. It was so annoying. One way or another he ended up posting his real name via that awful petition he started. A few /toy/ soldiers found him on Facebook and posted his info in one of the threads he kept spamming. It was at this point I was getting a little annoyed with all his idiocy so I broke out the trusty fake Facebook account and contacted him. It started as a few insults being traded, and I somehow was able to trigger him enough into blocking me for a while. After some time I checked it out again and saw that he had unblocked me. We traded more insults but he started enjoying the attention I was giving him, regardless if I treated him like dirt. He eventually saw me as what he calls his "frenemy". I personally am disgusted by his actions and hate him, but the saga just keeps getting better and better so I keep coming back for more. Eventually he got the idea that I'd enjoy this cringy ass letter he sent to Lego ranting about some street date for a set he wanted. He thought I'd be proud of his or something. Anyway, ol' Greggy neglected to crop out his signature with his phone number, email address and home address. I was in awe. Did this idiot really just dox himself? He didn't even realize it at first until I pointed it out to him. He freaked out. Because I'm not generally one to be a dick, I myself was picked on when I was younger, held on to this information for a while. In this time I learned quite a bit about Greg.
0a1ef2 No.194067
>>194065
I learned he does have assburgers and does collect autismbux from the government that his parents deal with. His parents are a bit odd in an of themselves. His dad doesn't seem bad, he's a nerdy dude who probably is a bit autistic himself but he does what he can to make ends meet for his family. Seems like an OK guy. Greg's mom on the other hand seems to be the stereotypical over-bearing, controlling mother that's typical of someone with Greg's condition. She's overly controlling and while she probably has his best of intentions in mind, she just seems to make things worse. Greg grew up very attached to aliens and monsters, he seemed to identify with them more so than regular people. One of his earliest memories seems to be of 9/11 and him being disappointed in the fact that it was a terror attack and not monsters. As Greg grew up, most likely coddled by his parents, he went to Catholic School. Now from what he's told me he said he wasn't touched by one of the holy men but who really knows. His biggest gripe with it seems to be he was picked on by his peers and the teachers really didn't do much about it. He rationalizes this out as God was command him to be a weak and snivling pussy so that's why he was picked on. It was this reasoning that he justifies his edgy and "tough" bravado he puts up as well as his unrelenting hatred for anything that has to do with religion. When he reached high school the ridicule continued. He didn't do himself any favors mind you. He did wear the tench coat to be cool and got mocked for it. He doesn't seems to understand no means no when it came to girls though. He never outright raped anyone, at least that I'm aware of, but he's certainly a master creep. He would text girls he was interested in them and out of the blue just send them pictures of his penis. He actually did it recently to another unwilling lady but accidentally sent it to me. Yes, it was horrifying and no, I didn't save it and I won't upload it. I want nothing to do with that. Anyway this got him in trouble a few times obviously. Nothing to serious as far as I'm aware though.
0a1ef2 No.194068
>>194067
Throughout high school it seems other kids also found amusement from Greg. The tree fucking thing came from him going to a party and a bunch of kids daring him to fuck a tree. He did and thought they were all laughing with him. Needless to say that probably was not the case, but whatever validated his sick actions was good enough for him. He also had some severe anger issues throughout high school. He would often get into fights with people over the slightest thing he would assume was an insult. This led him to being institutionalized a few times. That didn't seem to make anything better as he just got worse and worse. This also led him getting held back a bit, he actually just graduated a few months ago and is currently procrastinating on signing up for college because of being a lazy turd. During this past year or so he was employed at Dairy Queen. He was less than a model employee often stealing things, something he does regularly because he's poor, and getting into all sorts of trouble. One day he finally snapped when a customer asked him to be a bit more cheerful. This led to him cursing her out and almost getting into a violent confrontation with his manager. He was fired from there and has been trying to get jobs at places like Toys R Us, Hot Topic and other places like that. Although the likelyhood of that is slim to none because of his internet fame. He's a regular at the various toy stores in his area and is pretty deplorable when he goes there. He demands his parents take him out every night to go buy new toys and eat fast food. He usually ends up trying to steal toys, justifying his actions as him fighting against Hasbro, or taking pictures of little girl toys so he can make new threads where he implies he's a pedophile. If the store is out of a toy or can't sell it due to a street date he spergs out and insults the employees, implying they have any control of such things. He's been banned from a few places because of his rage issues. He does some sort of pedophile from what I can tell. He defends Jared Fogel and thinks it's OK to have sex with 14 year olds. It's gross, I've told him to stop regularly but he is just too stupid.
0a1ef2 No.194069
>>194068
Also in this time I've genuinely tried to help the poor exceptional individual. I've tried to help him make friends, get johs, all sorts of things. I figure if I can get him to focus on something else he'll leave the things I enjoy I alone. Sadly he's fucked himself over every time I've tried to help him. He really has. And because of all this it got to a point I no longer cared about what became of him. I just had enough of him and wanted him to be someone elses problem. So one day I doxxed him on /toy/. I didn't really get any biters so I did again in another one of this threads a few days later. In the second thread someone decided to make a thread about him on /cow/. He found this thread and that's when things started getting interesting. After making a fool of himself on /cow/ his infamy grew and this very thread was created. It all came to a head last week when because of some pizza shinangans from a /cow/boy that led his mother to googling his name and finding this place. That's when she rightly freaked out that her sons life was now some joke to people on the internet so she did what any sane person would do, she ran. Somehow, someway, the next day Greg and his dad managed to convince his mom to bring their only car back and come home. Since then the entire household has been just one big atom bomb waiting to implode. Just waiting for something hilarious to happen.
I figured with all the spotty info on Greg it was finally time to come out of the woodwork and share my story I for one got some kicks out of the whole thing. His saga has escalated so much that it's time that everyone knew the true story
0a1ef2 No.194071
>>194069
He was banned from an antique shop for trying to fight an old man. This was resulted in his latest trip the wacky farm. I'm assuming it's the same case for the other places he's banned from.
He does love his parents bed. The fun Greg fact about his own bed being covered in garbage is true and that is a picture he sent me. He hangs out his mom and dad's bed all day and sleeps on the couch from what I understand. He claims it's because it's comfy but I think he likes to smell his parents when they aren't around, kinda like a dog.
The dog jacking off thing isn't true no. Some other anon on /toy/ went with that, wish I could claim credit for that one but couldn't. I just ran with it.
He's stolen shit from multiple stores and is fucking proud of it. Usually small things like micromachines and other such things. I call him a kelpto faggot and tell him to eat shit,
His mom is back and that whole household is ready to blow. Who knows what's gonna happen. If she comes back and see's my post I bet you anything she's gone.
His wang is gross and that's all I have to say about that.
He had a three day trip to the funny farm about two months ago. Pic related >>193921
Yes ANOTHER old man. He seems to not be able to do anything about them.
He claims to have won most of the fights but I am skeptical on this.
0a1ef2 No.194072
>>194071
He's infamous on 4chan at this point. Fake Greg, his greatest enemy on /toy/, started out when I cut the fingers off of an old pair of gloves, picked a random Marvel Legend figure from my collection, and posted in one of his threads claiming that it was my new favorite toy. This triggered him to no end. It just so happened the figure I used was Agent Venom. For those of you unaware the alien costume from Spider-Man eventually bonds with his high school bully, Flash Thompson, who then uses it as a agent for the Avengers and SHIELD. But because Greg refuses to read the source material and judges things based on a knee jerk first impression, he HATES Agent Venom. This is mainly because he is less monster like and is as Greg describes a, patriotic filth conservicunt". If you haven't noticed Greg is extremely liberal, mostly because of candidates like Bernie Sanders who convince him he'll get free shit if he gets elected. Anyway Fake Greg started from there and eventually some other anon got in on it and posts in his threads as the REAL AND TRUE GREG MAZJUIAN. He's hilarious in the fact that Greg get SO pissed at it and the fact he's doing God's work by trolling Greg in such a way. Most people on /toy/ can't stand him and generally it's just a few people arguing with him, and then me and another few anons who just post Greg pictures. My Greg folder is a treasure trove. I am the artist of such pieces Homeless Greg, and the Greg holding Chris Chan's picture. I also have created many images of him holding a piece of paper with him saying something that generally would trigger him.
Greg's extremely liberal to the point where he claims these ass backwards ideas to make himself sound right. Whenever I bring up a current event in the news he seems to be uncaring unless it's something that interests him directly. And even then most of the time I can argue and rationalize out why he's wrong and when I do he just resorts to saying people should have rights revoked and be killed. It's quite odd. He supports the liberal mindset because of the free handouts the tend to promise. He's poor and very jealous of people who have more than him, feeling that they didn't "earn" it and that he deserves it more despite the most he does all day is go sledge around a toy store. He also thinks that "working for what you earn" is archaic and should be done away with, yet will contradict himself and whine when I tell him that if he had his way he wouldn't get his autism bux from people like myself. This pisses him off to no end.
0a1ef2 No.194073
He has a fake Facebook account named Ashley Munson that he uses primarily to stalk all the girls who rejected him in high school. I've tried sending them a message and ratting him out but they didn't seem to believe me. Oh well.
He gets super tard rage when he doesn't get his way. I've uploaded an .mp4 of him spazzing out because he didn't get the toy he wanted. >>193915
From what I understand this time they were either out of stock or didn't have a shipment of the toy in the store. So Greg proceeded to spaz out on the store employees. This is one of the things he was probably screaming at them, those poor people. He also takes his frustrations out on his parents. One time while out looking at ducks with his mom, this was a few months ago at best by the way, he lost a part of a toy he brought and proceed to have a a meltdown. He freaked out and even got violent with his mother. This wouldn't be the first time as it seems he beats both his parents up on a regular basis. I've tried to get him to stop but who knows if he ever will. It's pretty terrible.
He HATES SJWs yet supports things like Brucie Jenner the gender offender. It's completely fucking hypocritical and makes zero sense to me.
Yeah the poor thing makes perfect sense. He uses the excuse the mcdonald toys he gets are crafted with love and other toys especially Hasbro don't.
It is pretty sad but it isn't anywhere on that level. He's completely aware of it and needs just grow the fuck up, but he never will.
I wanna say this was Star Wars day when they released all the new merch and he wasn't able to get one of the figures he wanted due to the shit storm that was Star Wars day. He was spazzing out and recorded this to send to me hoping it would distress me enough to get him the figure he wanted.
0a1ef2 No.194074
>>194073
Greg is INCREDIBLY vain. He loves himself and only himself. In fact its getting to the point where if he starts talking about himself too muchI just ignore him. He's a classic narcissist. He thinks he's smart handsome, and amazing in ever way and can't fathom why people are repulsed of him. It's so annoying. The latest thing as you guys have seen is his toys degrading. He just can't get over this for whatever reason. In fact him ranting on and on about this was the very reason that I decided to do this. His toys are his babies according to him. They all have unique personalities and will love him more than the stupid meatbags that live around him. He really has this massive disdain for everything and everyone around except for his toys and the things that directly benefit him.
He has awful hygiene. I convinced him to shower daily thanks Christ but he wasn't doing it for some time. He's neglected his teeth so much they look like an ear of corn. It's gross and makes me gag sometimes. He probably smells terrible. He wears the stupid gloves and hoodie constantly even when it's hot out. He claims he does this because in the heat the gloves and hoodie "collect moisture keeping me cool", AKA he swims around in his own sweat and BO all day. Those clothes probably get rarely washed as he doesn't know how to do it himself and his mom seems to be as lazy of a turd as he is.
His bedroom is a pigsty that rivals even CWC. The picture of garbage on his bed is real and makes me sick to my stomach. He usually sleeps on the couch because of this filth but I would guess he migrates to his parents bed as the night progresses. I wouldn't be surprised if he walked around the house naked in front of both parents, he seems gross enough to do that. He claims to work out but his thin arms lead me to believe otherwise. His bitch tits are a result of a diet since birth composed entirely of tendies and french fries. Because of his irrational hatred of cheese he won't eat much else. Fish sticks suffice but ya know, that makes him a gay fish.
He also hates white people for some reason. And Americans. I don't know why honestly.
0a1ef2 No.194075
>>194074
Honestly, I've threatened to call the cops on him a couple of times. I could figure out which ones to call based on his location. He really can get bad sometimes. He says he's been trying to get better and I think he has a little bit but he still gets violent and threatens to kill himself regularly. I've talked him out of it once or twice, I was sure he was gonna try something. I mean he's awful and deserves everything he gets from his internet hijinks but he's still a person. I don't want him to kill himself. It's never over his internet persona though. He usually gets mopey about some unimportant toy related bull shit. So don't feel bad, because it isn't you guys that cause him misery. In fact I think he likes all the attention. He keeps saying he'll get better and that he's done making a fool of himself on the internet but then he just does it all over again the next day. Like he resets or something. I WANT to feel bad for him. I really do, he needs a TON of help that realistically he'll never get. But God damn it does he make it really hard to sympathize with him. Just when I start to feel bad or remorseful for all this shit he just goes right around and does something that makes him deserve everything he gets.
That's everything.
c691c7 No.194077
Fresh Greg on halfchan /tv/ right now. Don't know if it's already been mentioned that he posts there regularly.
https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/64793362/i-fucking-loved-tfa-fuck-the-hating-shittaste
0a1ef2 No.194086
>>194077
>404 not found
God damn I wish /toy/ mods were this fast…
37093a No.194124
Hey greg, if you want to talk this thread over with the moderators, you can do so at
http://widget.mibbit.com/?server=irc.rizon.net&channel=%23ncr
b5c5bf No.194194
>>194065
>>194067
>>194068
>>194069
>>194071
>>194072
>>194073
>>194074
>>194075
Jesus Christ this is gold. I don't know whether to laugh or weep. Thanks for all the juicy info anon. Godspeed to you.
3ad310 No.194277
Made some OC for y'all niggas.
412948 No.194431
He's going to the funny farm. Again.
733ffd No.194597
>>194074
>His bitch tits are a result of a diet since birth composed entirely of tendies and french fries
This is hard to believe. Man cannot live on tendies alone.
939f95 No.194600
The Story of a Shit-Eater: the Early Years.
c691c7 No.194644
>>194277
I'm starting to think this is just a brilliant piece of acting.
Has anyone actually 100% confirmed that Greg is real? All the social media stuff for him and his family could easily be faked.
26d642 No.194745
>>194644
I can confirm that none of this is fake, it's all real. Greg really is one giant walking stereotype. I've been trolling him for almost a year now and he's a goddamn monster.
1be957 No.194839
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6GPVYmBYlQcJ1X6GLY_6bg
Not that interesting, but I did find his Youtube account. Just felt like sharing it.
c691c7 No.194878
>>194839
>Toy Pizza, Ukinojoe and Ashens
Does anyone else feel bad about themselves when they have any kind of habit in common with a lolcow? I like things from all three of those channels…
4da2b3 No.194946
>>194600
>that second pic
He still had that Cro-Magnon Man face even back then, I see.
b5c5bf No.195009
>>194947
My god he really is a despicable sack of shit isn't he?
I'm feeling the urge. The urge to PURGE.
1be957 No.195028
>>194878
I happen to be subscribed to quite a bit of the same things as him.
I feel dirty because of it.
c691c7 No.195410
>>194947
So he's back in the funny farm for the time being?
It really shows on /toy/, Greg-specific shitposting has entirely disappeared. Now it's just all the other shitposting that's an issue.
I wonder if /cow/ would be interested in SubjectAnon?
5380d5 No.195534
>>195410
>subjectanon
I hear his name all the time but I literally know nothing about him. And I use /toy/ a lot.
5380d5 No.195540
>>195410
>subjectanon
I hear his name all the time but I literally know nothing about him. And I use /toy/ a lot.
1be957 No.195651
>>195410
I think Vince would be a better target.
b0bf10 No.195664
>>195534
Subjectanon is just some retard. He vehemently defends NECA (and Marvel Legends I think) against any and all criticism, no matter how slight or justified. Anyone who says anything even remotely bad about NECA he calls a "Troll" and spergs out about how grateful we should be for NECA's existence. Point out NECA's questionable QC (such as stuck joints which can lead to breakage)? "Hurr, you can fix it with boiling water, you shouldn't expect NECA to do everything for you" (like, making sure my figure isn't defective?). Point out the lack of stands that come with NECA Xenos? "Hurr, just pose them crawling, they look silly on 2 legs anyway!". Point out that they struggle to even stay in a crawling position and they can't look up without removing a piece off of the back? "Hurr, you must just suck at posing, also having to take off a piece of the toy to get it to pose properly is perfectly acceptable!". Point out that there are better Alien figures out there? "HURR YOU'RE WRONG THOSE FIGURES ALL SUCK NECA IS BEST!"
If you want to JULAY him, go to any NECA thread or Xenomorph thread and say anything bad about NECA. At all.
c691c7 No.195669
>>195651
Oh yeah, Vince/Vlad/Peon is definitely lolcow material. It goes beyond normal trolling.
>>195664
Don't forget his irrational hatred for Bandai - in fact pretty much all Japanese collectables. It'd be great to get some dox on him just to run him out of /toy/ for good, he's been making it hell to discuss just about anything for five full years now.
b0bf10 No.195671
>>195669
Oh shit, I forgot about that. He's like a bizarro world weeaboo- saying anything good about anything Japanese at all will incite rage from him. Especially, as you say, Bandai.
And yeah, Vince/Vlad/Peon is a roflbull if ever there was one. He literally keeps his piss in bottles IIRC. Don't have any pics sadly; can anyone help a fellow /cow/boy out?
c691c7 No.195674
>>195671
Peon recently showed up on Sideshow Freaks (forum mostly devoted to 1/6 Sideshow Collectibles, Hot Toys, etc figures and statues) and started shitposting in the various SHF general threads.
Sadly he didn't present much in the way of fresh cocks, just straight copy-paste in a longer form of his usual /toy/ posts.
38a49f No.195680
Nah, must be lies, nobody can stoop that low.
587a68 No.195737
>>195680
?
>>195671
>>195674
>>195669
>>195651
Don't know anything about Peon myself other than he kept posting some pic of a battle droid toy or something.
I'm trash and mostly just lurk the TF threads.
Someone should probably make a thread for him on here, though. Might be fun.
939f95 No.196843
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>>195651
>>195737
This faggot.
In love with a toy robot.
Lives in a shit hole house, much like Greg and Chris-chan. Total 'sperger King.
Famous for starting fake 3A, "Space Opera", "Fantasy Movies", and other types of annoying troll threads on /toy/
http://keyboardpeon.deviantart.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/KeyboardPeon
f757f8 No.196849
>>196843
Was he the guy who was posting Drossel threads daily like last year or something?
Had something to do with he felt compelled to do so to be nice to the robot (Drossel), or is that just another autist obsessed with lolitron?
49ef30 No.196856
>>196843
Seems lolpig worthy. Put a thread up. I wanna see him come here and rage like Greg.
939f95 No.196881
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>>196849
Yeah. Saying we shouldn't sexualize her, that she was pure, and he loved her so much that it hurt when people did bad things to her.
People used to draw pix or take pix of Drossel being tortured, and he'd be practically in tears.
>>196856
Sadly that's about all I have on him in >>196843.
I know his real name is Vince. Somebody doxxed him on another chan. Somebody who'd been trying to counsel him, and help him get real help, who'd basically had enough.
Wish I could find the Vocaroo he did, begging everybody not to be mean to Drossel.
Also he claimed to be a nazi/white supremacist.
f757f8 No.196890
>>196881
>Sadly that's about all I have on him
That's are what putting up a thread's for, fam. To dig up more dirt on him.
Do you know the dox still?
f757f8 No.196929
Greg "shit-eater" Mazujian has returned. Apparently his mom threw out a bunch of his shit. Kek.
f757f8 No.196944
What a piece of human garbage.
f757f8 No.196945
>>194600
How did you find these?
f757f8 No.196954
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
"So apparently during his Dr. Who phase his mom answered this random ad in the newspaper that asked for a child to be in a Dr. Who video. I don't know details but it's possible she was just nuts for bringing her child to these weirdos or it could've had monetary value that her jewness just couldn't resist."
939f95 No.196994
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f757f8 No.197066
>>196881
I found the old thread, but the entire site seems to have croaked. and the link doesn't work..
http://2hu.eu/imgboard/chuckecheese/res/332.html
f757f8 No.197073
>>197066
Peon's shrine. Lol.
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c691c7 No.197078
>>196929
He looks… cleaner.
Like they forced him to wash himself, brush his teeth and sort his hair out every day n the loony bin or something.
f757f8 No.197080
>>197079
I'd post this in the Peon thread I put up but 8ch is being weird and when I click on it I get a 404
f757f8 No.197094
Thread for Peon cocks here:
>>197088
c691c7 No.197097
>>197079
>>197080
>>197083
>>197084
I genuinely think this is just another act. I think everything he does is an act. He's the definition of the troll who was 'only pretending to be retarded'.
What makes him lolpig material is that he somehow thinks spamming this shit over and over again is in some way funny. It's not, it's just pathetic.
f757f8 No.197102
>>197097
Yeah, Greg is similar. Not how he claims that "he's not a lolpig, he does things for the lulz" and "is only pretending to be retarded"
f757f8 No.197227
>>196944
>>196929
Going back to Greg-
Fun Greg fact of the day:
Greg was sent to the mental hospital for 11 days after attacking his mom for taking away his phone service.
He's also been officially diagnosed as bipolar, but as you can see from these logs I'm quoting, he hasn't really changed while on them. Still a huge shiteater.
Once he returned from the mental hospital, he learned that his mom threw out a bunch of his shit (his mcdonalds-tier figures, i assume), and once again tried attacking his parents and tore up a bunch of shit in the house.
c7f51e No.197438
>>197079
I bet he was on /b/.
26d642 No.197458
Fun Greg Fact of the day:
Greg has an ass face. Kinda like that episode of South Park. Whenever he speaks it's actually nothing but farts. That's why everything he talks about is so shitty. I threaten to punch his face regularly and he said that he would love my fist in his ass. Therefore he must have an ass face.
e54c9a No.197526
>>197458
Does this make him a literal fart eater, then?
e54c9a No.197528
>MUCKMAN NEVER
Also, Greg still believes he's a "grown man". Haha.
4e143b No.197604
Call the police on him.
Say he got the cheese pizza.
85% chance they'll find it and he'll get v&
1b3fc5 No.197605
>>197604
I doubt they'd find anything. Greg may constantly blabber on that "there's nothing wrong with having sex with 12 year olds" and anyone who says otherwise is a "Christian fuck", but I guarantee he doesn't know how to use Tor or anything like that. He doesn't seem terribly smart.
1b3fc5 No.197606
>>197605
*"prudish Christian fuck"
1b3fc5 No.197607
>>197604
>>197605
>>197606
I suppose, however, you could tell them that he beats his parents, which is true. I don't really have the heart to do something like send the cops to someone's house and potentially send them to jail, though.
1b3fc5 No.197654
Ultra-interesting special edition Greg Fact of the Day:
Greg claims to be the guy who yelled to Chris Chan from a car a few months back. It's not too bold of a claim, considering the fact they both live around the same area in Virginia!
1b3fc5 No.197657
"I'm crazy, not retarded."
-Greg Mazujian
c691c7 No.197772
>>197654
>Virginia
Seriously, is an alphabet agency running some kind of fucked-up experiment on the population over there?
>Greg
>Chris-Chan
>Bryce Williams (TV reporter murderer)
>Virginia Tech shootings
>etc
e6e22f No.197967
HEY DONT GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW- pic related
The guy who's posted all the chat logs between himself and Greggy had this to say after someone asked if he could potentially buy a gun or something:
"Nah he can't purchase a firearm. He's been to the funny farm. I'm actually a /k/ommando myself. I have a few guns and some gear to go with it. I like to send Greg pictures of myself in full camo and gear because it pisses him off. He hates soldiers for whatever reason. He doesn't get triggered by it anymore though. But I've looked into that very thing about him aquiring weapons and he just can't. Not legally anyway. And I don't give him enough credit to get one illegally either. The last time he dealt with that type of situation he ended up punching a pot dealer in the face. Needless to say it wouldn't end well for him if he tried to get a black market weapon."
>>197772
There certainly seems like there's something in the water in that area. It's probably just dumb luck though.
733ffd No.198119
>>197772
The experiment is to see how long someone can live in Virginia before going nuts.
Rumor has it Chris and Greg were "born" 'tism free in a lab in DC before they were sent to Virginia.
9cd61f No.198188
Original Pizza anon here
It feels so good that ive tipped gregs life to the point of chaos and collapsing
7e15c1 No.198345
Fun Greg fact of the day:
Greg used to have a pot dealer, but after the guy blew him off for a week or two, the next time Greg saw him, instead of asking the dealer why he never contacted him and stuff, he punched the guy in the face.
He seems to be the type who thinks violence can solve any problem he has.
>>198188
I'm with ya, anon. Glad to see his dumb ass off the internet for a change.
733ffd No.198419
>>198188
>>198345
I don't have any sympathy for him because it seems he's a real piece of shit who deserves everything he gets.
However, I wish he'd post here again, or at least get v& for beating his parents.
f75e2e No.198577
I've gotta say, there's some serious a-logging going on in the Kiwi thread for Greg.
26d642 No.198718
>>198577
I mean he does deserve it? Have you not read the chat logs? He's not like ChrisChan in that he's completely unaware he's doing wrong. He's completely aware he's being a degenerate little shit head and does so to spite people. As far as I'm concerned he gets what's coming to him.
f3d7f5 No.198777
How many posts does a thread get before autosaging? I think this thread's on the verge of it but idk for sure.
f3d7f5 No.198786
>>197772
>>197654
>>198119
Fun fact: Greg is friends with CWC on Facebook. That should mean something considering the fact that Chris is pretty selective with that kind of thing.
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