/cow/ - Lolpigs

>Cobra was a 80s action film that was intentionally written too be dumb & cheesy to begin with

>film Brian Bitches about toxic masculinity, gun control and police brutal in a movie that doesn't even take it's self seriously

I loved the movie Cobra growing up. Ether i was born a right winger. Or liberals can"t enjoy anything fun anymore.

>DO not worry this is review is a fan mirror

>I dare anyone to make it to five minutes without muting or shutting it off

I watched one video of his bitching about the Total Recall remake couldn't stand his faggot voice.

Then read a blog post of his complaining about how the rape scene from Kick Ass 2 was adapted for the film, as in when they totally fucking removed it and everything else Motherfucker did so he wasn't killing kids or anything offensive at the time (or during the entire fucking film).

This fucking fairy still found a way to be triggered by it because the chick in the movie made a joke about how MF couldn't get his dick hard.

Totally pussification of the source material and it STILL upset the little dipshit.

>>184635

I have a feeling Matthew cuck is a legit virgin. He get pissy around movies with sexual humor for a reason.

I'll sage because I've yet to see evidence of this guy being trollable, and I don't want /cow/ to become more of an e-celeb bord than it already is, but I'll add this: Since this guy being smaller than the rest of TGWTG, he might be easier to troll as we wont be drowned out in a sea of fans and haters. People who are starved for attention are also more attuned to it. After I wrote that I realised that he's not only small audience wise, but probably also a manlet.

>>184631

It's so obvious that the movie isn't taking itself seriously, yet he just can't seem to grasp that. Also, his lisp is so bad he couldn't execute comedic timing even if he actually was funny.

>>184630

>He champions how liberals are pro art, Advocated Censorship when a movie like Project X that has teen drug use

There is nothing wrong with being against that cancerous piece of shit they tried to call a movie.

>>184652

Poor bastard has my hairline. Damn Anglo genes.

>>184671

It's amazing how old these people are. Based on how they act, you'd think they're teenagers.

>>184679

>Based on how they act, you'd think they're teenagers.

Manchildism becoming so acceptable is a cancer upon western society. Manchild cultural played a major role in Japan demographic decline. You'll seeing the same happening in the west.

>>184652

I'm surprise he still have a job on CA beyond being a token British whimp. That being said. Smaller guys that starve for attention tends to spill too much of their personal lives on social media. More so than bigger e-celebs

http://8ch.net/tv/res/191228.html

Super duper shitposter

>>184638

Speaking as a virgin, that shit was hilarious. Matthew is just being a bitch.

>>184630

at best, he's just kinda pathetic & a lib pussy

i doubt he's actually cow-worthy

>only person from CA who reviews fade diets

assuming you mean fad diets, that would be this blimey >>184688

he's lulzier, has a voice that isn't grating on the ears, and doesn't seem to be as bad a cuck

Honest question. Is there anybody on CA or TGWTG who isn't a complete fucking retard?

>>184715

Brad Jones

Guru Larry

Mike J

probably Rollo T idk, haven't seen his shit. have heard good things about him

>>184731

Very well. I do so love telling people about the fucked up shit I find on the net by accident.

>>184631

You got me, he's annoying and retarded. Please demonstrate trollability.

>>184688

>>184734

>Please demonstrate trollability.

He get triggered by 80s action movie being Masculine. He probably have a mental break down when people started to troll him hard

>>184899

>Even Spoony hates FilmBrain

I do not know if that is sad or funny.

>>184727

>>184732

I would!

>>184899

That's just banter. In Buck's review of Roland Emmerich's '2012' Spoony has a cameo.

Film Brain makes fun of him for reviewing that film favorably.

Also, Brad Jones is on friendly terms with Buck. He mentions him now and again in his Midnight Reviews.

I don't find him to be a lolcow. Fuck, if we are talking about former and current CA lolcows, Kyle Kallgren aka "Oancitizen" is a faaaar bigger lolcow.

>>184899

>2girlsteachsex ad on side banner

They know their market

To be honest I've never had the stomach to sit through one of this guy's videos because his voice is so god damn grating. It's like he has one mode of speaking, and it's severely exaggerated, feigned sarcasm IIRC

I didn't know he was such a cuck but I'm not at all surprised.

>>185474

Is that the guy who threaten shutdown 8chan by posting what he calms is CP on his own website?

>>185525

Nah thats Dan Olson "foldable human" the guy who uses a paper bag as a straw man.

I used to like him, but now I have to kill him.

>>British militant Atheist who cries islamophobia & racism when any film has a Muslim villain or criticizes Islam in anyway

>#refugeeswelcome

What Britain you want fam

>>185532

I have seen a few of his videos and didn't like them. The ones with Evangelion, and Transformers were just irritating as fuck, though his Simpsons video was on point.

Even as a teenage faggot who frequented channel awesome I though this guy was fucking annoying. feel kinda dumb in in hindsight: nc? fine. chick? fine linkara? fine. This cocksucker? unwatchable.

When did he start to go bald?

there was a really funny tweet of him complaining that his fashion sense has improved and a blog that used to take screencaps os his videos and rate how well he was dressed was no longer online

>>184730

>Did /pig/ just filter brony to downy?

>>184727

I thought they were the same thing

>>185559

Same here. I use to be a Linkara fan before I found out he was a Nasty cockslut. Even than I have no idea how this cunt got a job at channel awesome. Than again blockbusters busters also got a job at that site

>>202077

I think Linkara mentioned he got hired because of the "talent" pick up they do once every two or three years. Also they just pick anyone up who has decent number of views. They did have AmazingAtheist on there for a short while with his trailer failures.

If there is a group of people that don't get more attention than Buck o'boy it's these new "talent" that CA has. We know they are terrible reviewers because CA hired them but I barely remember half of them because they barely leave an impression. Outside of Stuckman, they can't be raking in that much money from the exposer. The only time I see them is maybe in a Linkara video because hey, he'll cameo support anybody. He'll retweet your shitty reviews for you, too.

The only cringey thing I know was from Battle Geek Plus with there Capcom Auction video. Overly long and dull. 14-20 minutes of fake auctioning in the beginning and a skit battle of Scrooge McDuck and white dude representing EA in the end. That video had most of the new people on the site at the time. I don't think anyones bother to follow them to see how lulzy they could be because they are that unimportant that Latza outshines them.

GOD DAMMIT BASTARD FILM BRAIN

Some spergy jew that reviews films #1634

>>184631

>liberals can"t enjoy anything fun anymore

Is this part, making a joke among liberals today is like making a joke among religious nuts in the bible belt circa 1950

You're walking on eggshells all the time and anything you say no matter how innocuous can be considered to be offensive

>>184671

ETERNAL ANGLO