/cow/ - Lolcows (NO MOLAY)

Fuck off, SJW.

That said, Gavin's basically Jim Goad minus the talent, wit and sense of humor. He's a shitty imitation.

Gavin McInnes is pretty decent, although I'm seconding the preference for Uncle Jim.

>>185627

Your third image sums up what I think of the first.

MODS ARE GODS

>>185626

fake and gay

>>185654

Mods = gods

>>185626

this is a Christian image board, OP. take your liberal degeneracy elsewhere.

>>185626

>He shat on GamerGate and Gamers in general. (see vid)

OP seems to be quite salty, as is the comment section in his video. It's worth a look.

>>185706

There's actually quite a few self identified "alt-right" types that dislike Gavin and do view him as being an ess jay dubya. A big reason was being against anonymity as well as his disinterest in defending white supremacy/supremacists publicly.

You may want to think of this as being a liberal making this thread, but from what I've seen over the last few months I think it's more likely it's an extreme alt-right winger.

Which actually makes me wonder if this is something decent to fuck with people on since it riles up some people a huge deal when they're using burner accounts on social media and you taunt them about how cowardly they are for using them rather than tying their name to their statements.

The only time I saw him get fucked up was when Sam Hyde made him concede about calling anti-immigration parties "Nazis".

>>185712

It's not an entirely ridiculous stance to take. Part of the reason that so many people think liberal ideals are the only ones most society has is because many conservatives feel afraid of voicing their opinions for fear they'll be called racist/bigot/sexist/transphobic/Islamophobic/homophobic. By not being willing to put your name to your statement you're accepting the notion that your opinions are unacceptable in the public space.

>>185635

His track on the Hatesville album was the best

Salon is shit, OP. The whole Psudeo-Gawker network is shit. Stop reading that crap and get a job.

He's a troll and it's obvious. I love him though because he ass devastates people by speaking the truth; see OP.

If you're a grown ass man and your entire identity is a "gamer" I legitimately feel sorry for you. The gamergate bullshit is so played out at this point too. It's not even about what it used to be, everyone played right in to Anita's jew paws.

He needs to shave off that hipsterstache but not a lolcow.

He's not a lolcow but he's a hack, watch him try to keep up with Ronnie B and lil Jimmy Norton on the Anthony Cumia Thanksgiving special, it's embarrassing.

40:40 it won't embed

https://youtu.be/gKmUlOt1DKE?

>>185870

Nah, it looks good on him considering the alternative is baring his chinless face to the world.

Not gonna lie, I'd like to see this dude make a sextape with someone like Dave Grohl or Scott Stapp. Shit would be hot as fuck.

> failed at everything and fired from VICE

He's the one who built up VICE, and he quit after he realized it was becoming shit. He was never fired, and received a gazillion dollars when he cashed out. Now he fucks around all day playing a conservative troll character. Gavin McInnes won life.

>>185900

He's pretty qt now that I think zbout it

>>185626

>fails at literally everything he does

OP confirmed for jelly faggot

This nigger gavin is the dream of every troll: me made a fucking career out of it

Dude its almost 50 (or already there) and has been making bank for nearly 30 from being a huge fucking troll and taking a shit on everything

He made fucking vice, he got a ton of money when it got sold even though he left way earlier meaning he got money for shares he got for just being there for a while, but he left before 2007 leaving all the heavy lifting to the hipsters still there

And now he is by far the most effective troll at tearing SJWs a new asshole

>>185712

>he's only conservative becuase it's the counter culture right now

Yep, and because trolling conservatives is beating a horse thats been dead for a while and just bones and some rotting flesh by now

>>185626

He's a macho hipster. Look at my old timey masculinity kids! I don't play none of those silly video games!

>/cow/ thinks Gavin is right about everything

>Yet it's illegal to make fun of /v/ and Mark here

/cow/ is a normalfag containment board and this thread proves it.

>>185997

Who's Mark?

I'm open to laughing at him if he did something funny.

We should strive to be equal opportunity. The SJWs are just so in your face with their bullshit that it's just low hanging fruit.

What did this Mark guy do?

>>185931

Agreed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz5Oyze8ziI

>>185956

I don't know, perhaps you're retarded leftist with a persicution complex? This is clearly not a /cow/, and OP did not even attempt to demonstrate trollability.

A short list of right wing cows we've had threads on:

>KingOfPol (whom you mentioned)

>Ben Garrison

>Autphag

>Tila Tequila

>TheTaxman

>Striker Wolf

>Deagle Nation (before we found out that he was a troll)

>That black chick who considers herself a german NatSoc and mutilates herself to become white

>That fedora-wearing, edgy, nazi chick who drew porn of herself getting raped by demons

This list was made in the span of 10 minutes, and I've probably missed a lot of cows.

>>186035

>This list was made in the span of 10 minutes, and I've probably missed a lot of cows.

I'm already remembering ones that I left out: Endomorphosis

http://8ch.net/cow/res/7360.html

>>186035

I still think Matt Heimbach and Common Filth would be good lolcows, but I don't wanna start threads on either one of them because the drama from trolling them would come back to TRS.

>>186052

I don't know who this Matt guy is, but why is CF a lolcow? I like his tumbleristas (though not enough to pay for the full episodes), and his vine marathons, but after listening to one or two I thought his longer radio broadcasts were boring.

To me he doesn't seem all that trollable. I remember him saying that sometimes he needs to recuperate after wading through all the tumblr decadence, so he is probably emotionally susceptible, but I don't recall any outright sperging from him — quite the opposite, in fact, he seems quite calm.

>>186035

>>186037

>>186052

>>186055

I've made threads on past incarnations of /cow/ about my personal favorite right-wing cow: Harold Covington. The NWF is a neverending circus.

Also, we have a massive thread on the National Alliance.

And, of course, David "Lightning Rod" Custer

>>186052

Heimbach's a total sperg, but I don't know how trollable he is.

He isn't a lolcow at all. I laugh at him because he's a genuinely funny trolling comedian. I will never understand how this place ended up with such a retarded definition of lolcow. Every cunt these kids see on youtube they have to make a thread about now.

cuckservative

>>186084

Bleed over from /pol/, SJWs popping by, and cancer crew all wanting everyone to be their personal army because they got annoyed by someone.

It's been popular for a while on many boards to say someone is a laughing stock purely based on their having different opinions.

>>186142

I don't think Gavin believed himself to be contrarian.

He's a classical liberal which over time has just become right wing since democrats became more fascist.

What is annoying some people, and probably caused this thread, is that Gavin gets attention for his relatively tame views. At the same time these annoyed people are disliking the notion of someone they disagree with on some things is agreeing with them on others.

People like Gavin come up in conversation and alt right styled SJWs use it as an opportunity to virtue signal how much more conservative they are by finding any reason to disagree with Gavin.

>>186148

Actually, yeah. I admit in the alt-right the term cuckservative is used willy-nilly sometimes. He is shifting the overton window so that's good but he's still a standard liberal mugged by reality. He wants attention, same as milo.

Still don't think he's a lolcow, though…

>>186148

This. Gavin is a bro.

>>185636

>>185627

Your third image sums up what I think of the first.

Mostly because what initially looked like a pointy dick was strange and confusing to me.

>>185956

because /cow/ is infested with conservative A-Logs who just want to circlejerk about gamergate and blame the feminists/sjws for them being NEET permavirgins.

>fails at literally everything he does

Started two businesses, walked away with $. He may be an annoying dick? But failure?

>>185634

Eh. More like Dennis Miller.

They were always dicks. Before they were dicks with a liberal slant, and now they just went FULL dick.

And both of them "switched" when they had kids. Then you start to worry about the world in a different way. And if your not careful you fall down the rabbit hole of obsessing about safety in an unsafe world, authoritarianism, and all the rest of it.

Libertarians never aged gracefully.

>>186197

Nope. I can separate my need for julay from my political beliefs.

Face it. The left is now the arbiter for polite society. You can't be funny.

>>186194

If no one ever came out publicly supporting a position then it wouldn't get anywhere. You can spread some basic ideas anonymously just fine, but when it comes to establishing that your position has a great number of people behind it you do kinda need people to be willing to stand against the hordes and put their name out there at some point.

Take the Trumpeteers for instance, if everyone wanting to vote Trump refused to go out to rallies or publicly state their support, then no one would know how popular he is and he wouldn't have as much pull as he does.

I disagree with Gavin on the idea that speaking anonymously is cowardly, but if you want to understand why some people here get triggered by him then it's worth understanding what his position is.

>>186154

Yeah he's absolutely not some lolcow. If anything it's the people that dislike him that are though. I feel like you can fuck with a lot of them just by saying they're PR fags for not supporting Nazi ideals or doing the autistic arguing style of arguing the strawman against them.

>>186197

That's the fucking truth, man. This used to be the place to go to for cooky black internet comedy. Now every time I come on all I see is gamergate bullshit.

>>186197

>>186309

>muh gamergate

I honestly didn't give that much of a shit about Gamergate save for a few laughs it delivered, but since none of you faggots (I indict everyone of you, pro, anti and in between) will shut the fuck up about it, allow me to turn your attention to the elephant in the corner of the room.

Gamergate grew into its current form because it revealed the great lengths to which progressives have, to quote a dead Marxist, marched through the institutions, from the higher eschalons of society right down to the most trivial hobbies. When exposed, the media did everything in their power to demonize Gamergaters as the second coming of Hitler, to no avail!

The war isn't over, and Gamergate may now be retreating, but their battles have exposed the Progressive menace, which exerts a cultural hegemony they accused right-wingers of once possessing. Unfortunately, many of our freedoms may get curtailed if their influence continues unabated.

Christ, all this shit makes me feel subversive for listening to Skrewdriver, much less enjoying their work song for song.

>>186372

>Skrewdriver

kill yourself fam

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paige-chivers-killer-robert-ewing-6154002

Its funny how /pol/ never talks about the pedophile murderer BNP supporter who was friends with the guys from Skrewdriver

>>186377

What? Some anon likes a crappy rockband, people from this rockband know a paedophile (who may or may not have voted the same way as the anon), therefore /pol/ is to blame?

I don't quite know what you're trying to say. Would you stop enjoying a piece of art if the artists responsible for it had a friend who did something you don't like.

>>186377

Apparently, you've never heard of the fallacy "guilt by association."

Anyway, I couldn't give a toss about British politics except for how absurd it has all become. In spite of all my country's flaws, I'm proud to be an American and wouldn't want anything else.

>>186372

Just revealing what was doing on didn't do anything much. Few people thought the media was honest beforehand or that the feminist crap being pushed was a bit much.

What really got gamergate to affect the media at all, was the boycotting. This isn't something conservatives usually exercise which is simply voting with your wallet.

This is another thing Gavin is actually against, he was against the idea of boycotting to get your voice heard as a consumer.

>>186388

Karen is awesome as always. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find her comment under the video. How upvoted is it? My point in >>185708 still stands, though — agree with Karen or with the hipster cuckservative, the comment section is quite salty.

>>186388

Yeah no vidya has caved in as well, caved in badly considering how marketers used to be fucking terrified of gamers before. Not saying this trend can't be reversed, just that it will take time and GG is but a minority.

As for gavin, again, nigga is a pro-troll, he was trolling neocons in the 90s and is trolling SJWs now because they are the new establishment

He's about 50, way above the average gamer age, think for a moment he was about 30 when the Genesis and Snes were still around

Point is he couldn't give less of a shit about vidya, and honestly seeing what little actual impact GG had on its own industry I can't blame him for now wanting to join.