/cow/ - Lolcows (The Stupidsphere!)

Holy shit, the videos on that channel are great. I always knew this guy would go off the rails, but somehow I never saw them before.

What are the details on what happened to him? I always assumed he was some fucked up bum but apparently he used to be married and had kids.

>>185981

We had a thread on one of the previous /cow/s. Hes both fascinating and kind of depressing to watch.

>>186132

he's a big time alcoholic and drug addict, a combination of his drunken shenanigans and his efame made his wife kick him out, or so people claim.

He has a fairly devoted community on Youtube, and there's a few recordings of his Vajayjay sign going around social media.

Here he is on his very own love quest.

shit gets real around 1:11

I thought what made him start his channel to begin with was needing money to pay child support. He's always kind of struck me as that kinda guy.

His schtick gets old pretty quickly, and even early on he was prone to stunts and flying off the handle and then deleting the video. I remember him chaining himself to a fountain or something at one point, and another where he responded to that video of the kids making fun of the bus monitor by saying he wanted to beat their parents to death.

Shoenice is not a cow hes just a freak and is completely self aware

I dunno. I know there are no sacred cows really but it almost seems kind of cruel to make fun of Shoenice. The guy's obviously got genuine problems.

>>186268

i find the videos of him doing alcohol challenges most depressing, he always has that sad look in his eyes and demeanor like hes trying to fake a smile and positive attitude.

He's the Scatman

>>186412

>washing down shit with vodka

This guy's killing himself and I love it.

Also, he ate his own fucking face.

>>186426

Don't be such a moralcuck, the dirty Alcoholic did it to himself. With all the meth and weed he smokes it's a wonder he's not dead at this point.

His eyes are always pinned. He gives me the impression of someone who got in trouble with the cartel or some higher-up drug dealer and now has to make money fast enough to repay along with the ever-mounting interest rate on it

>>186412

Respect. Whenever I saw him shilling on halfchan I told him to eat shit. Guess he did. tbh I always liked shoenice. Shame he's a sad bum now.

I've heard he starts shit with random youtubers all the time, I know L.A beast caved in and made a pathetic video making fun of shoenice

This is it The Final Battle. The Final Boss. Somebody fake up Cheaters and Hackers. We arent going gentle into the good night. we will spawn camp them we shall respawn. We shall zerg rush them. We shall never give up. NOT ONE STEP FROM OUR CONVICTIONS. NOT ONE STEP BACK FROM OUR IDEALS. NOT ONE STEP BACK. FOR THE GAMERLAND. We are the guardins of the free speech. We Taked beating and come back for more. The Enron affair was the Day of The Infamy. but we will fight until we win.We are the arsenal of freedom and we wont fall. because otherwise our community, our band of brothers is going the way of dodo. BUT WE ARENT GOING GENTLY INTO THE NIGHT WE WILL RAGE AGAINST DYING OF THE LIGHT. AND SJWS DARKNESS WILL NEVER WIN. SO STOP THE LAGS FIX YOUR PING. THEY WONT CONTROL US THEY DONT HAVE THE ONE RING.

OP here, jesus christ this guy is fucked, anybody know what city/state he lives in? I got a few results from whitepages, but nothing too conclusive.

I can give you some shed of info on Shoenice, Apparently from what I know

>Admitted to killing a guy in The Army

>Frequently steals from his fans

>Slams liquor bottles a lot and has thrown up a lot of blood in the past

>Literally went crazy on youtube because he got a strike for eating a piece of dogshit and defended it

>Currently homeless (no shit) but does live in hotels by not paying out rent for the night and bailing (Saw a video of him getting kicked out)

>Currently trying to propose a "feed the homeless" campaign where he wants billionaires to donate to his paypal (Yes, his personal paypal, not a fucking fund set up on a website but paypal)

>Has done multiple drugs in the past (Crack, Weed, Mollies and rumored he did Meth as well)

>Has a feud going on with Tedbarrus (another liquor slammer and big eater, least he actually eats food, on youtube)

>was on tosh.o show recently but has also appeared on tv in the past

I'll gather more info, but you guys should've been on this guys case a long time ago, he was giving off so much fucking julay, you could just swim in a pool of it.

>>186680

Easy on the masturbation there, shoe. Don't wanna burst a vessel trying to squeeze your mayo out, now do you?

As much as I love watching him sink lower and lower and getting shittier and shittier, I still can't bring myself to dislike Shoenice. I would still like to spend a day with him, even knowing all I know. THAONK YAAO

>>186814

Goddamn, he's a brilliant mess.

I don't think he's a terrible guy, but makes terrible decisions.

I'm split on him. He's a nice guy and is genuinely funny. But he has obviously fried his brain from all of the shit he's done. I feel sorry for him even though it's his own fault I suppose.

I used to like him a lot. Back in 2009 or so, I'd watch every video he'd push out. His antics were funny, and his eating challenges were curious to watch. At some point, he made a new subscriber blanket, and I got my name on it. But around the time he was on Guinness World Record, he was also doing obnoxious videos where he'd drunkenly harass people on the street, and I didn't find those entertaining. Also I really hated him doing "game face" and other mannerisms. His eating challenges were getting less clever, and more dangerous, and you could tell he was becoming more of a wreck. I was looking for a reason to unsubscribe. "I'm like a car crash – you just can't look away" was very true.

Finally one day, he posted a half-dozen videos shilling his pyramid scheme powder, and dropped a referral link for people to work under him. That crossed the line with me. I had my reason. I unsubscribed, deleted my history, and never looked back.

I'd say my entertainment pool got bigger after that. Then I found the CWCvilleLibrary….

Am I the only one who thinks this nigga looks like Rex Ryan?

>>186814

I think he lives in Nova Scotia

Has anyone made him eat a nice shoe?

>>186814

He was living around Denver, Colorado for a long time, then he was in Florida for a while. Not really sure where he is now, though.

>>195954

Where did you get Nova Scotia from? Was that a tpb reference? Shoenice is as American as it gets.