/cow/ - Lolcows (NO MOLAY)

Also, one of the main characters is named Crimpin' Pimpin". I wish I was making this up.

http://thestarwalkers.com/cp.html

It's more like a Sci-Fi version of Gloria Tesch's shitty movie.

There are character blogs for the main character and the villain, and holy shit are they cringeworthy.

http://enjoydestruction.blogspot.com/

http://starwalkersteve.blogspot.com/

You'd to see a live action sonichu. This is worse.

>>186276

Even roleplay faggots on Youtube and other sites would feel embarrassed to read the blogs (Why is a villain using GiS?). Cringeworthy isn't the word I'd use for that trash.

This is going to crash and burn within next year, calling it.

>>186345

>It hasnt burned the instant this was spawned

Twitter account is protected

https://twitter.com/TheStarWalkers

So that's what happened to Greg Holland after Wade Davis terk his jerb.

This is terrible

>>186264

>over which they stand charge over

What is it with autists and preposition abuse?

>>186364

Is he sockpuppeting with his real name?

>>186264

>One interesting thing about Greg Holland is how he he believes that God is telling him to write this shit.

Well, there's another point for dystheism.

>>186397

I wonder if ISIS has been sweeping the Bach Kulo Khan Creators of Chaos Award for the past two or three years?

>In terms of intense research I’m also referring to taking in a lot of different kinds of films, music, art, reading a lot of classic literature, my martial arts training, theological studies, the study of biblical history and how historical events of the Bible are being confirmed more and more by archeology even today. And then there’s the process and study of how to synergize all of those things I just mentioned, and how applied physics affects the process of all of them on a spiritual level. Einstein once said that the past, present and future are all one.I believe that once you understand that the past, present and future are all but one vibration, one frequency, spectacular worlds of imagination will open up to you. So Star Walker has been an amalgamation of all these things over a period of years fueled by my own spiritual growth as a Christian. It’s no accident that Star Walker is coming into its own at a time when we are seeing so many technological advances that is bringing entertainment as we know it, to a kind of digital synergism with an easy distribution and delivery system aimed at a global audience. So Star Walker is going to speak to the entire world through books, through film, through video games, through the internet, through original works of art, through its own inspired music series, through poetry, through the spoken architecture known as rap, through ancillary merchandise, even by way of the cell phone and more.

>And by the way, I have always thought that Lucas’s masterpiece Star Wars should end with seven films not six. He needs to bring back the original cast and compose a story with them at their current ages and in relation to the overall time line of Star Wars of course. But yeah, he should end Star Wars at seven films, not six, then it would truly come full circle and be in sync because numbers have a frequency, a vibration. It is no accident that even the Bible as an entire book in the Old Testament called Numbers!

>What is going on with Star Walker at the moment? What stage are things at right now?

>I’m actually working on the first Star Walker book and the first script pretty much simultaneously at the moment. I’m also working on the Star Walker business and book proposals, the video game docs and I am beginning to work on a live stage version called Star Walker Live which will focus on the key events that happen in Africa during the early parts of the Star Walker Time Line. I believe Star Walker Live will promote the musical spirit of the project. And the musical spirit of Star Walker is one of its prime elements. I see and feel the music of Star Walker as being instinctive, native, universal, hauntingly majestic, very spiritual and very inspiring. I can’t tell you how excited I am that the entire project is steadily moving forward. At this point it definitely has a definitive energy of its own.

>>186396

I don't think there's a single review there that he didn't write. They all have the same autistic style.

>>186393

Maybe he thinks they're real. He could be the CWC of sci-fi.

https://soundcloud.com/starwalkerradio/star-walker-radio-episode-1

holy fucking shit

>>186351

That is an incredibly bad sign.

>>186428

Are you sure?

I think it means he's julayable.

>>186422

He definitely thinks this is real

>The Ken Ju Kai Medallion is inspired by the Old Testament book of Ezekiel and some of its basic features are even based on the first chapter of Ezekiel. The inscriptions on the outer three wheels, or surface, is in Hebrew, Greek, English and a number of other languages, some totally unknown to human interpretation. These inscriptions appear and disappear depending on who touches it, and the Medallion can only be opened by the chosen.

>Team Star Walker made serious efforts to acquire the exact specifications of the size of this amazing device from secret files found in the Star Walker Library. But for now we were denied access due to the fact that these files remain under high proprietary status, for now, by Star Walker writer and creator G. K. Holland.

http://www.thestarwalkers.com/pages/kenjukai/medallion/The%20Ken%20Ju%20Kai%20Medallion%20is.htm

>>186472

>spiritual warfare

This whole thing is born-again propaganda, what the fuck

>space katanas

I can't handle this.

Is this like Sonichu with Star Wars instead of Sonic?

>>186480

What's a lightsaber?

>>186535

>>186536

>bad bubble layout like every autistic comic ever because all autists believe that the meaning of whatever they do is as obvious to others as it is to them

>every single character is a silhouette with no distinguishing characteristics

>backgrounds are probably stolen from Google Images

>dialogue is completely superfluous

>captions are loaded with exposition and say the same thing over and over, but none of it makes any sense

>main character is an extradimensional alien named Crimpin' Pimpin', but it's not a comedy

I can honestly say that this is the worst comic I've ever read in my entire life. Sonichu looks like Watchmen compared to this.

>>186535

>>186536

I'm sensing some banner potential from these. maybe something with that "Almost 24 hours earlier the night before…" with goofy purple lightning shooting out of the ground part.

Found a twitter account, this one isn't protected.

https://twitter.com/LaureAnctil_PTE

Most of it is just tweeting facebook links, but she mentions star walkers a few times.

>>186582

Is anyone else getting the feeling that she's yet another sockpuppet?

If Eric Walker is a real person, then I suspect this is all him. GK Holland is probably another pseudonym.

>>186588

Wait, the interview has information about GK Holland's past, I wonder how much of this fabricated.

>In Part I we learned that G. K. Holland is a talented writer, but even from his inspired explanation of how he came up with Star Walker, I was still not entirely sure where he was coming from. So I decided to dig further and discovered that he also comes from a very diverse entertainment background. Growing up he would tour much of the country performing gospel music with his Dad, cousin and three brothers. He would do this all through elementary, junior high and high school. In addition, he and his brothers would eventually write their own music and perform it live around the country.

>While attending college, he would un-officially study the craft of film making and writing (he says there was no film or writing curriculum at the University he attended). Never-the-less, he wrote, directed and edited several short films while attending. After college, he would put that whole ‘head west young man’ saying into action by heading to Hollywood California. There he would share years of acting workshops with fellow classmates Eric Walker And You Thought Your Parents Were Weird, Less Than Zero, Joelle Jacobi Lady In White, Courtney Gaines Children of The Corn, Colors, Sweet Home Alabama, and others. Through them he would be introduced to noted acting teacher Virgil Frye (father of actress Soleil Moon Frye). GK would find that studying acting greatly improved his writing, especially dialogue for actors. He eventually even made several appearances in a number of independent films as an actor, but he was more interested in writing and creating his own productions. While juggling his martial arts workouts and teaching his students, he would privately train the likes of Scott Baio Happy Days, Charles In Charge (as well as a number of other celebrities). In addition to all of this, he would perform live action adventure shows (featuring martial arts, stunts, lasers, SFX and music) for underprivileged kids at the Disneyland Hotel. This and other events like it were sponsored by organizations such as The California Paramedics and Rescue Association Events for Kids. And yet still always, GK continued to write, entering a number of screenwriting contests and winning the top finalist position in a number of them.

>He eventually optioned and then sold his first screenplay (a sci-fi movie called Steel Shadow). In the meantime GK would meet and train with former world karate champion Mike Stone. Mr. Stone wrote the story and performed the fight choreography for a little known film called, Enter The Ninja starring Frank Nero. This film would cinematically introduce America to the stealth art of Ninjitsu, black clad warriors otherwise known as ninja. And it was Sensei Stone who would later also do all of the snappy and flashy ninja choreography for the first two American Ninja films in the 1980’s. Mr. Stone was one of three U.S. Karate champions who trained privately with the legendary Bruce Lee. The first two were Joe Lewis and Chuck Norris, the other was Mike Stone. It was training with Mr. Stone that he learned all about the kind of camera angles that work for cinematic fighting. Not to mention the many ‘real world’ martial arts training pointers he would receive from Mr. Stone. I also learned that the Ken Ju Kai warriors of Star Walker are indirectly inspired by the fighting skills of the ninja, in addition to borrowing heavily from other numerous martial arts. GK would also eventually direct several small independent film and video projects. He insists that this extensive film industry experience from acting, to writing,

to stunts, to learning camera angles for fight scene choreography, has all lead up to Star Walker.

>>186586

The interview with Eric Walker in the OP has information about GK's relationship with Walker.

>Star Walker started out as a wedding gift from my long-time friend and partner G.K. Holland for my wife Nhu Tran Walker and me in 2002. It is loosely based on my actual life as a child star. The name Star Walker suggests adventures dealing with all of these things on a very grand scale, which is exactly what it does and is. The name Eric Dane is an important character in Star Walker. We see him in the year 2012 from the immense Star Walker Time Line. The name Eric Dane definitely comes from my first name and was meant as a tribute to me from my long time friend, writer and creator of Star Walker, G.K. Holland.

That doesn't make sense, someone as narcissistic as Greg wouldn't base the character's entire story arc on the life of somebody else, and the character would probably be named Greg Dane if he was the one who wrote it. Not to mention the idea of somebody giving their friend a shitty star wars ripoff for their wedding present, and said friend apparently liking it enough to encourage them to turn it into a multimedia empire, is absurd.

Also, Eric Dane has the same writing style as GK Holland.

>>186590

I did some digging. Mike Stone is a real person and he was really karate world champion and he really wrote a movie called Enter the Ninja. He also cucked Elvis.

However, Bruce Lee specialized in kung fu. I don't know much about martial arts, but I do know that kung fu and karate aren't even from the same country, so I have a hard time believing that Mike was trained by Bruce. It doesn't help that Bruce is only 4 years older than Mike.

Chuck Norris was born the same year as Bruce and trained in Tang Soo Do, which is from Korea (yet another different country).

Joe Lewis practiced the same style of karate as Stone, as well a few other martial arts, but not kung fu.

Further, Walker was born in 1971 and Holland claims to have met him after college, shortly after moving to Hollywood. This would probably be in the 90s. He says the he was trained by Stone around this time. However, Stone sold all of his possession and moved to the Philippines in 1985, when Eric was 14 and Greg likely around the same age. The fact that all this training is specified as being "private" implies that Greg is looking for a way to excuse there being no info on the web about this stuff. Walker himself went to acting school in the early 80s according to the interview. Eric Walker mentions Courtney Gains as being one of the two classmates he's still in touch with.

Googling "Steel Shadow" pulls up CS:GO and Fallout 4, but not a movie.

So everything here is likely a lie.

Also

>the stealth art of Ninjitsu, black clad warriors otherwise known as ninja

Ninjitsu is a martial art, not a type of warrior, and ninjas didn't actually dress in black because that would be conspicuous as fuck. Fuck you and your autism, Greg.

>>186595

I actually hadn't heard of these Ewok movies until I saw this thread. I looked at the interview just now and

>The first Star Wars name George Lucas came up with was Mace Windu; his name is featured in one of the first drafts of A New Hope. Was your character Mace Towani named after him?

>No. Mace Towani is Star Wars first Mace. He used the name again with Samuel Jackson because he liked the name. There is no truth to the rumor that Mace Windu was in the first drafts of A New Hope. Mace Windu was never mention in The Journal of the Whills or the first drafts of A New Hope. All that was added later. But if you know anyone that has one of the original scripts from 1973-1976 and not revised ones, they will tell you that Mace was added later. In fact a lot of Star Wars writers have done articles in magazines calling Eric Walker Star Wars first Mace. You can find the articles in the official Star Wars magazine of Germany and the U.K.

This fucking ego.

Greg and Eric are definitely the same person. They're both autistic narcissists with the same writing style.

>>186608

http://www.thestarwalkers.com/pages/welcome/press/onlineinterviews/Online%20Articles2.htm

You're right.

He's a real person.

This is fucking baffling.

While I was looking for a picture of him I also found this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:G._K._Holland

>>186605

>>186605

>he thinks his autism can beat the autism of wookiepedia

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Journal_of_the_Whills,_Part_I

>The Journal of the Whills, Part I (1973) was a handwritten two-page partial outline for the story that would, after many further rewrites and explorations of ideas, become Star Wars (1977).

>The outline begins: "This is the story of Mace Windy, a revered Jedi-bendu of Ophuchi, as related to us by C.J. Thorpe, padawaan learner to the famed Jedi." Thorpe, called either C.J. or C.2. (it switches back and forth in the document) actually stands for "Chuiee Two Thorpe of Kissel. My father is Han Dardell Thorpe, chief pilot of the renown galactic cruiser Tarnack."

also: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Eric_Walker

>Eric released his first music CD entitled "Tangier Dream" on April 27, 2010. The CD contains a tribute song that Eric wrote called "Return to Endor" that came to him in a dream. In his dream, the title character he played, Mace Towani, is summoned back to Endor by Logray, the Ewok, during an ancient Ewok ceremony.

>>186616

>0

The word bubbles here are read from bottom to top.

>2

The three word bubbles on the left are read top-right, bottom-right, left.

This is the shit I was talking about. Autists don't know how to lay out word bubbles.

>>186618

>2

I think that the drone's dialogue is meant to be read after CP's, but it's hard to tell because it's all gibberish.

Also, why is CP referring to it as an alien planet if he's from there? Or is it just an alien planet in his home dimension? It's not clear what "Virion 3" is.

>4

What is this, Sonichu for ants?

CP is speaking in references because Greg is autistic.

>>186620

All of them say he's about to meet the elite Ken Ju Kai who train on Virion 3 and that he's being stalked by evil but we aren't seeing any of that.

>>186621

>3

>inner light within

Also the sound effect and word bubble in the last panel are out of order.

>4

This is complete nonsense.

>>186623

It's getting more incomprehensible.

>2

Word bubbles are read right-left because autism.

>3

Deus ex machina that completely skips the new characters with the stupid names. Also contains way too much exposition, explaining things that a good writer would show instead of telling.

>>186624

A few strips ago we're told that we don't know if we're back on Earth or on another planet altogether and then the narration just says now we're back right where we started.

The captions in both strips seem to be the same fucking thing down to the word.

God this is fucking autistic garbage.

>>186618

shit, I just noticed this

>picture 2

>Is this device friend, enemy, or foe?

>>186632

He looks like a racist cartoon of a black person from the 1920s. He also refers to himself as "a brother" and Greg himself is black.

>>186634

Goddamnit Greg

>>186636

>>186624

>>186623

Why the fuck does everything this guy has done look like it was made in 2000. The site looks like an old geocities page. Seriously, dem jpg artifaces.

>>186608

So I'm still trying to wrap my head around this. He's actually making a movie of some sort? It's actually happening? Or happened?

This shit is so autistic I can barely keep up with it because of the sheer amount of it.

>>186637

Those images are from the filming of the trailer, there is no "movie" yet.

See >>186363

>>186640

So you're saying that Sonichu and CP are the same thing?

>>186641

Chris draws Sonichu interacting with him, Greg draws CP interacting with him. They fill the same autistic urge to be part of their fantasy.

>>186640

I like how every picture of Crimpin' Pimpin' is the same damn picture that's been poorly edited.

>>186638

I see. I also see Mr. Holland doesn't know the first thing about directing, or film making in general. You think he would've at least cracked "Directing for Dummies" at least once before investing so much time, effort, and money into the project.

>>186642

So what you're saying is that Sonichu _is_ CP.

>>186400

>Star Walker Video Game

>Star Walker Movie Trilogy

>Star Walker Radio Show

>Star Walker Live Stage Show

What ever happened to making one or two productions, and just letting things grow organically?

This is over ambition if I ever saw it.

>>186639

Desert setting with not luke Skywalker

This is starwalker return of the j–I mean Ken ju Kai.

>>186684

How dare you? He's an original character, so you better not steal him from Mr. Holland, you jerk.

So should we try to fuck with this guy? Maybe pretend to be fans and go from there? I imagine it would be easy to troll him into thinking we were true and honest fans.

>>186755

We need a Liquid Greg.

>>186760

Maybe we could get his book to win a Hugo, they don't seem to have any quality control. I would be pretty funny to see this getting pushed as a real thing to a bigger audience

>>186763

You are not Ken Ju Kai!

>>186765

>Maybe we could get his book to win a Hugo, they don't seem to have any quality control

I don't know anything about the process for this. Surely they would read it and see that it's incoherent garbage.

>>186767

>Surely they would read it and see that it's incoherent garbage

Unfortunately no, the Hugos are infested with the same perpetually offended hipsters that the faGGots are fighting. To win a Hugo you just need to spread their message of tolerance and kiss up to the right people. Look up Sad Puppies sometime, it's sad seeing how far scifi has fallen.

>>186776

But anon, there's a difference between bad writing and autistic rambling. Surely a prestigious literature award wouldn't go to autistic rambling.

>>186777

>Surely a prestigious literature award wouldn't go to autistic rambling.

john scalzi's won a hugo.

>>186778

Is that the guy who has a hilariously drawn-out feud with an edgy shitposter?

What's his writing like?