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2ec813 No.187599

Meet Rachel Haywire. (She's the greasy one on the right.)

After getting run out of the L.A. punk scene, this 5edgy9me rebel tried to reinvent herself as a leading philosopher of the "alternative right." 'Cause nothing says "traditionalist" like a tatted-up Skrillex wannabe on disability (seriously).

Haywire posts vids of herself coked out at arcades, burning porn in public, and whining about being bullied for being "pansexual" and "genderqueer." When she's not posting word salad on her blog, she's ripping people off with crowdfunding schemes and spending the money on coke binges.

Now, her most cringeworthy moments have been compiled in one video.

Fucking LMAO.

https://youtu.be/jlm6C7qqT8o

7a5e2e No.187602

>>187599

The fact that alt-right took this creature seriously is enough to castigate a lot of them in to lulcow status. It also doesn't help that Forney is doing the calling out, when he's involved in selling scams like steroid cream.


8f2f41 No.187608

>>187602

It's mostly just neoreactionaries who were all over her.


ae04b9 No.187610

>>187599

>disability

What kind?

>burning porn in public

>burning porn

WAT


706fe8 No.187622

One of my friends contributed money to Trigger Warning. I was tempted to both on account of my friend and another contributor who's very funny.

Thank God I never did. Something struck me about Haywire as living up to her pseudonym for the worst possible reasons.


706fe8 No.187623

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here's a couple of her former associates talking about her.


706fe8 No.187625

>>187623

And a full-length article where author Ann Sterzinger spares no detail about the depths of Haywire's deception:

http://mattforney.com/rachel-haywire-scammed-trigger-warning/


9ea2d9 No.187630

Mike Enoch from TRS had beef with her too, but I forget about what.


042295 No.187696

>>187630

Primarily posting gay, leather fetish pics with the articles she posted on TRS.


72c656 No.187702

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>187696

Didn't she get kicked out of TRS within a week or two of joining? I guess they were just niave about her at the time and were yet to find out how nutty she is

Anyway, here's a clip of them discussing her. Its some good stuff, albiet with some rambling


e47a14 No.187707

Her NRX entryism attempt was easy to spot even for outsiders.

>muh chivalry

If there's one thing weev got right about NRX it's that they're megacucks.


72c656 No.187709

>>187707

From what I've gathered there are some NRXers who are actually well respected in the broader alt-right, but for whatever reason NRX attracts more than it's fair share of LARPers and autists. Same goes for Asatru/Heathenry


0ed4fd No.187790

Pretty much the casestudy for entryism…

Anissimov's spergout as a 'leader' of nrx was worse.Pretty much showed the world the jokers that occasionally are attracted to nrx.


8effae No.187845

>Haywire is in the same picture of Mike "fite me irl faggit" Anissimov but is somehow the focus of the thread

I can't tell what's more embarassing, that Forney himself is trying to use /cow/ as his personal army, or one of his idiot fanboys made this thread? Either way, the human thumb stuck his dick in crazy and is now reaping the consequences.

>>187608

Nah, it was just naive people who thought that since Justine Tunney was alright she might be as well.

>>187622

She asked me to write for it, I was going to do it out of admiration for Pax Dickinson, but eventually backed off thanks to advice from Nick B. Steves.

>>187623

>Davis "PUA and banging married women is totally compatible with traditionalism bro" Aurini

>>187702

The post-AmRen RoK Diss Track is still great if you ever wanna give them a listen.

>>187709

Off the top of my head there's Dampier, AntiDem, Nick B. Steves. Our Holy Overlord Duck Enlightenment (pbuh), Curt Doolittle and myself. Moldbug gets cited a bit still but ironically enough his movement has totally outgrown him.


9ea2d9 No.187892

>>187845

Dante-sama noticed us


1ff379 No.187897

>>187602

They aren't lolcows already?


b3a198 No.187927

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>>187845

Yeah, funnily enough, Dampier, though not a creator, more a collator than an originator, is pretty the best of the lot.Nick land delves into a technocratic kali yuga.

This chick is poison, though. She's the schelling point of an attention whore lowcow entryist skank. Was TRS distracted by her feminine guile initially, Dante, as far as you can tell?


8effae No.187929

>>187892

>implying

nigger I browse /cow/ almost daily

>>187897

There are quite a few, yeah. It's the inevitability of any sort of esoteric movement. The Manosphere is where you'll find the most, since it's 25% peacocks preening and primping themselves and preying on the desperation and alienation of the other 75%. The "Traditionalist" side is also full of laughs because you'll get hardcore LARPers who think that they aren't LARPing at all.

I'd also argue that #cuckservative and the Trumpenkreig brought out a lot of lolcows in the mainstream right- Nick Searcy, Rick Wilson, pretty much anyone Ricky Vaughn has been blocked by on twitter.

>>187927

If NRO wasn't absolute cuckservative shitfest, they'd be hosting someone like Dampier. He's got great insights and I like his style. Granted, I also liked Bryce's style (RIP), even if I made fun of him a bit for it. I like Land, but I take him with a grain of salt, just like anyone else who is proposing more radical LARPy stuff.

As for Haywire, I have no clue, I wasn't really in TRS until long after she left. I didn't get big until weev put the spotlight on me for shit-talking Anissimov.


c4a76e No.188064

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>>187929

The beltway 'right' trying to make sense of the cuckservative meme by virtue signalling to libshits that they weren't racist was an amazing real-time proof of everything the alt-right states.

Also, Peter Coffin trying to piggyback on the term cuck was pretty lulzy.

What is Forney's deal anyway? I thought he was just some MRA scammer kind of guy.


8effae No.188231

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>>188064

>What is Forney's deal anyway? I thought he was just some MRA scammer kind of guy.

PUA instead of MRA, but yeah. Much like Roosh, a lot of this shit amounts to BUY MY EBOOK GUYS. The average "manosphere" RoK guy is a slippery snake-oil salesman, even if he talks a good game. At this point Cernovich is the only one I can take seriously because he offers more than just PUA platitudes.

Also, some juicy dirt on Aurini- https://web.archive.org/web/20111125061633/http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/mkc6u/marriage_is_nonsexual_what_can_i_do

>I am an atheist, ex-military, motorcyclist, history major, who has spent time in prison thanks to feminist law, slept with women of every race, rebuilt cars, written a novel, play guitar and saxaphone, and am handsome as all hell, despite a Picard-like baldness, and I drive a 93' sports car I rebuilt myself (paid a mechanic to do the allignment), I'm bisexual, have had MMF, MFF, MFMF, have slept with Male TF, Female TG, and I plan to get weirder.


fe3ef8 No.188606

>>188231

I can smell the edge coming from that image alone.


8effae No.188738

>>188606

Yeah, it's a pretty old meme, I just thought I'd break it out for nostalgia's sake.


5b5189 No.188859

>>187845

Shut the fuck up Dante; you're in a relationship with a man. You have sex with men; as far as the right goes, you're left. Deal with that shit. Stop being a faggot and hang yourself.

TRS is a shithole as well. Antidem still not banned; and I've somehow become the TRS boogeyman.

Zon


5b5189 No.188860

>>188738

Like how you're a man who has sex with other men because muh relationships?


c4a76e No.188932

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>>188859

eh…Jack Donovan kind off broke the seal on homosexuality in the alt-right…though I'm well aware my bias towards the right might be skewing my perspective, shlomo….


33869b No.188965

>>187845

Are you still salty because you got cucked with Aurini because you couldn't fuck your wife?


33869b No.188966

Is it true that Matt Forney called you "The Right Cucks" on one of Bechtloffs all evening dicking around streams?


8effae No.189116

>>188859

>>188860

You were banned because the Inner Party deemed you a realistic risk of going full tactical bowlcut and getting the FBI on our tail. It turns out that someone rambling like a violent suicidal schizophrenic isn't the kind of poster we want on the forums. This sort of childish violent outburst only really confirms

>>188965

What wife?

>>188966

I don't know, that would require me to actually watch one of Forney and Bechtloff's streams. I do know that TRS just broke into the top global 100k on Alexa, while Forney is still behind 250k. Plus, when was the last time Forney or any of his buddies got to be guests of honor at a major Alt-Right conference? That time at AmRen when he and his mystery meat buddy got their asses kicked for trying to pull that PUA shit?


1c60f6 No.189117

>>189116

>>188738

>>188231

An aside, any thoughts on Daryle Lamont Jenkins, aka the guy behind One People's Project?


8effae No.189125

>>189117

Literally who?

But seriously, he's a nobody who gets nice little fluff pieces from the press. His website is a joke, it can't even crack the million mark on Alexa and the data is woefully out of date, even the SPLC's joke of a database is more current.

Here's all you need to know about OPP: Some TRS guys, hopefully including me, are gonna have a meetup in their hometown of Philly. That he can't figure out that one of the fastest growing alt-right sites is having a get-together right under his nose really shows how fucking inept he is.


a86852 No.189144

>>189116

Meh; you do know I started to recover, right? And that exaggeration on the internet is a thing?


9299fa No.189189

Isn't the alt right just full of lol cows like every other fringe?


8f2f41 No.189197

>>187845

>Nah, it was just naive people who thought that since Justine Tunney was alright she might be as well.

Like who? I can't remember anyone other than NRx types ever taking much interest in her.

>>188859

>>188860

>actually caring about two non-bugchasers being in involved in a stable homo relationship

Sounds like you're just buttblasted over being banned for being a shitposting spaz.

>>189189

Yup, just take a look at Matt Heimbach.


cde3e7 No.189199

>>189125

Daryle's got a new site now:

http://idavox.com/

Here he is gloating about Willis Carto's death:

http://idavox.com/index.php/2015/10/30/willis-carto-rot-in-hell/

Seems to be what he's best at.


8effae No.189225

>>189144

>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

But seriously, given how hard you spazzed out over me showing up here, I highly doubt you've recovered that much.

>>189189

Not really, in that most of our "cows" are just really really boring. You might get a few spastic edgelords, but it's hard to get a real lolcow who can constantly provide entertaining chimpouts.

>>189197

>Like who? I can't remember anyone other than NRx types ever taking much interest in her.

Answered your own question, brah.

Also if I'm not out delivering Christmas presents, I might ask Jared Taylor about Heimbach the NPI dust-up, and matters of decorum tonight on Millenial Woes' hangout.

>>189199

So another site with even less traffic and gloating over the death of some nobody? What a fucking joke. He's bobbyo1967 levels of impotent, only without the entertainment factor of being a huge blowhard every chance he gets.


a4b7f2 No.189236

>>189225

Too bad some of the funnier people like Fringe Elements gave gone inactive. There people out there who definitly fit the sperglord banner but dunno if they qualify as lolcows (Francois Tremblay or Mary Stack for example)


efbbfb No.189238

>>189225

Any thoughts on Slavros or Lindsay "snoopyfemme" Souvannarath?


5b5189 No.189239

>>189225

I shat on you because you're a tripfag.


5b5189 No.189240

>>189225

And yeah; I have, given that Trump pretty much named the Jew and several other happenings have popped off. Don't get me wrong, I'm still convinced that this is all going to end in Nuclear Fire. But instead of being despondent about it; I'm screaming DO IT FAGGOTS!

Especially since we have the chance to remove paco; but you need to stop being a faggot. I know I'll never get unbenned from TRS; them's the shakes on the internet.


5b5189 No.189242

>>189197

Meh; I shitpost on namefags, tripfags, avatarfags and any sexual deviants. It's funny.


8effae No.189293

>>189225

>I might ask Jared Taylor about Heimbach the NPI dust-up, and matters of decorum tonight on Millenial Woes' hangout.

JT didn't directly answer my question, he did comment on the need to keep a cool head and not flip your shit and get all asshurt though, so it's a moral victory.

>>189238

Slavros is a cool guy, I'm not entirely on board with his brand of fascism, but Totenkampf gaming is some great stuff. I found out about Lindsay via /cow/, and she really conforms to what I think about the average IronMarch poster. as much as I respect Slavros. They're a bunch of LARPy kids who don't really have a firm grounding in reality. While there are some good guys there who read their evola and all, most of it are just people who wanna be extra-edgy.

>>189239

>>189240

>>189242

Dude, the rationalization is painful.


5b5189 No.189318

>>189293

What am I rationalizing? And why would I stop if you told me it's painful to you?

Is it as painful as admitting to your TRS friends that you are/were in a relationship with another man sexually?


8effae No.189389

>>189318

No because I'm not a neurotic basket case who lashes out with goofy vitriol at anyone who doesn't approve of him 100%.

Seriously, we had a good chat with Jared Taylor last night, you might have been able to learn a few things if you had showed up and managed to keep your mouth shut for a little while.


c9b8c9 No.189557

>>187845

>Davis "PUA and banging married women is totally compatible with traditionalism bro" Aurini

Disgusting.


4389a2 No.189589

>>189389

Any thoughts on Jim Goad?


4389a2 No.189592

>>189389

Any thoughts on Jim Goad, aka H.L. Mencken of the Alt right?


4389a2 No.189593

>>189589

>>189592

Don't know why my post didn't go through the first time.

fug XDDDDD


8effae No.189713

>>189589

>>189592

I don't know how legit Goad is, if he really is alt-right or if he just wants to be edgy for edgy's sake. But in his case it's fairly irrelevant, he's a pretty funny writer, plus Answer Me! gave us Nick Bougas which in turn gave us le happy merchant, so that alone makes up for any insincerity on his part.

Bottom line is that Jim Goad is the guy Gavin McInnes wishes he could be.


a5655f No.189721

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>>189592

>Jim Goad

Yes.


0bd0ee No.190713

>>189592

His track on Hatesville was the shit


403bf6 No.192925

>>189389

And you're still a POZ'd out faggot. How are the forums these days? Can you ever catch a break from leftypol?




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