/cow/ - Lolcows (Merry Satanmas!)

Because your thread is shit and there is nothing funny about Mark out there?

>>188709

There's plenty, he's sperging right now.

How was it getting good? It was two /v/ factions slinging shit at each other. My own post was one of maybe two that were about Mark.

This is a lolcow board, not a general drama board or a /v/ fight club. I'd welcome another Mark thread as long as it stays on topic.

>>188709

What's worse is that there probably is something funny out there since Mark thinks he's a lolcow, but nobody cares to find it or post it.

>>188746

I remember him blowing a fuse when a modeler for Anton and Cool pecker and tried to claim that the group that was making the game thought he was a faggot, which didn't out true. He then sperged out and left his own meta thread which he now bans from his own board because he wants to use a metaboard instead, which he changed a total of three times by now

>>188746

Correction: The guy you think is Mark is actually Ant Modeller of Andy & Coolpecker fame who is pissed at Mark for some reason. I think Mark is too self aware to deliver anything of value except the occasional laser focus hotpocketeering spree here and there or the the other botched meta thread.

He stopped trying to monetize /v/ to keep his parent off his back for fucks sake!

>>188749

Ant Modeller was a think skinned faggot over this. Also the project itself has nothing to do with day to day operations of the motherfucking board.

>>188751

> I think Mark is too self aware to deliver anything of value except the occasional laser focus hotpocketeering spree here and there or the the other botched meta thread.

I initially thought the same thing when I bumplocked the first two threads about him. When 8chan went down in August, he was bugging the other global volunteers about getting a bunker, so I told them to have him query me for shits and giggles. He did: http://pastebin.com/UwM48k3e

I don't know if I'd call self-loathing "telling the owner of a trolling board that you're worth trolling and swatting."

>>188763

I think that ties back into the whole self-aware thing though. He is self aware he spergs out occasionally and can get a little overboard.

>>188751

Going back to Ant modeler, he actually is not part of the project anymore because he apparently had some falling out with the other developers and sperged out at them due to ego if I remember right.

>>188775

Where did you learn that?

>>188776

I remember hearing about it in one of the threads a while back. I do know he is not part of the dev team anymore and he confirmed that himself.

>>188778

>that picture

Dude is 100% right, the nintendo shitting made me giggle.

>>188739

I mean, if you ignored all the /v/ posters wigging out about "muh salty revolt" there was some good stuff on mark.

>>188780

Dude is wrong about so many aspects.

>4 AM

Traditional containment thread for insomaniacs.

>Undertale

>>181024

>>182324

I don't need to tell you how fucking autistic all these urban legends about Undertale are. Dissolving the general may be a good Idea, because I don't see any new cocks from Toby. Frankly, Undertale normal mode is the end. The cancerous fanbase was more than enough to disencourage him from making more Undertale.

>draw thread

They were already there on 4chan. They are mostly on topic. The idea of having a special art board has also tried on 4chan. It went horribly wrong for the entire site.

>Other shit

The daily japanese thread serve the purpose of gaining access to japanese games. The fallout threads concerned something we did with the Fallout 4 community. Why is it so goddamn hard to create something like /svidya/ and keep the quality control on?

>ROB

The idea that ROB is a shill is so fucking wrong for various reasons and could only come from someone who wants to destroy /v/ as it is or has never seen these on cuckchan. ROB started them for to provide something positive for /v/. Is ROB a Nintendofag? Yes, yes he is. Is it a good reason to ban him? No.

Piss off! The Legend is just a autistic fuck who couldn't word his concerns without raping English grammar up the ass. 80% of what he was writing in his sperg manifesto isn't even remotely true.

>>188782

My bad. Care to repost it now that they're gone?

>>188778

>that image

>>188797

The fact that someone has reacted with 5 laughing Quarks to these 3 posts speaks volumes about what the rest of /v/ is thinking about his rant.

>>188782

You won't get nothing. And next year even less. I have already told you the most autistic highlight; Mark trying to make some shekels with /v/. The other worthwhile cocks are on another board outside of 8chan and could as well be gone by now. He used to be a tripfag and is fondly remembered as one of the most autistic idiots from that place by its user base

>>>/robgb/729

Concerning ROB threads.

>>188763

What the hell ever happened to gen Zed, anyways? Are there any episodes out? Note: related video is not a parody — it's actual shilling for Doritoes by the authors of the show.

It was deleted because 8/v/ can't have nice things because they fucking break them. That's why.

Mark is a terrible mod but I'm not sure if he's a lolcow

>>188887

>>188927

This was from the day when Mark was Babysitting the Gamergays general against John Kelly's dipshit terrorist story.

>>188885

It didn't come out?

>>188938

please. he banned me for making the gamergate general thread because I posted a meme from a board he doesn't like. he's so butthurt about people claiming to be from /ggrevolt/ that he's wordfiltered "/ggrevolt/, ggrevolt, GGRevolt"

I've made the GamerGate general thread dozens of times, but admit to posting on another board, nope, banned.

>>188946

Sometimes I feel stupid for having watched a cartoon as a kid and asking my parents to buy me the merch. Then I think about the people who bought merch for a show that never even came out.

if this is the guy that created the first mark thread, go the fuck home and study, Row.

>>188974

Was it a GG thread without Gamergatehq links and "Acid on suicide watch" in the OP? If yes, you are fucking lying because the fall under the rule that hit Ruggarell as well. You faggots opening shill breads is a known issue for weeks. Lying to a autism Image board is not very nice, isn't it?

>>189068

>nothing sourced

And in the trash it goes

>>189076

>being so buttblasted that people from /v/ are linking to this thread again.

>>189065

Other reason: Duplicate thread that got a faulty report.

>>189080

it says under reason: ralph shill. I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

>>189081

This means he has mistaken you for Welsh sheep fucker autist who has been a blight upon the General since last September.

>>189084

well he banned me today for bringing it up.

>>189086

This admitting ban evasion. If you are stupid enough to do this, you deserve the second one. There is a repeal function: USE IT!

Can you faggots fight your own battles? We don't give a shit that /v/'s board owner banned you stop making threads on /cow/ and stop wasting /baph/'s time as well.

>>189099

Hi /v/ clique.

>>189100

Because I and other people on /cow/ are sick of you coming on here to try to make us your army means /v/ you fucks are sadder then I thought.

I get why /v/ told you to fuck off they don't want to deal with your autism, you shit up their threads and when they ban your asses from shitposting you cry censorship you have the logic of /intl/

>>189107

>shitposting

see >>189065

Nope.

Not one fucking laugh in the whole thread.

>>189140

I'm starting to actually feel sorry for these people so obsessed with acting as part of this cancer crew thing. They seem to spend an inordinately large amount of time trying to get others to laugh at things that just don't come across as funny.

pew pew

>>189143

>feeling sorry for anyone

plz go back to ur shitty board /v/

Will you please stop trying to bring this faggot shit here without actually bringing anything funny?

Who gives a shit about /v/ drama and retarded jews? The obsessions some people have with this fat dumbass is baffling to me, it's like a playground slap fight.

>>188667

If you don't have any cocks, don't post you fucking faggot

Gather up reasons we can laugh at the sperg, don't expect people to just post for you. If you can't find what you think warrants this thread then you apparently have nothing and just want to engage in some kind of /v/ drama slap fight where no one looks nearly as retarded as you trying to get a personal army for some loser on the internet who hurt your feelings

>>189250

We don't fucking care. seriously.

>have numerous threads on /b/

>one on /pol/ another on /baph/ and then this one

If I didn't know any better and from judging the post from the other threads I'd say we already have the cows in our hands.

>>189284

Where should we start? The 3D modeler?

>>189284

they have managed to beat Mark's spaghetti' spilling autismo.

And all he did to cause that was banning them.

Bravo, indeed.

>>189303

The thing I don't understand about the faggots sperging out about getting Mark to quit, even if he does, hotwheels will just give board owner to an active /v/ mod which will most likely lead into complaining about them being influenced by Mark still.

It's not like hotwheels will just skip over all of them and hand the board over to a random anon.

>>189325

here's the thing, when mark isn't around, the moderation log is 1/3 the size.

>>188938

Don't forget that he also bans any negative about Xenoblade and yells to "keep it in the censor thread". Doesn't help that he openly admitted to preordering it and saying "the censorship isn't that bad".

>no actual cocks in the thread

So basically this is all about metashit, ass ravaged faggots upset about hotpocketeering, and spamming as many boards with your slapfight as possible?

There's nothing funny in this thread.

>>189341

Exactly! Here's the spam pattern.

Here's the pattern that I've observed.

Some big name e-celeb talks shit about GGRevolt on twitter, or mocks their golden cows (Ralph, JKelly, S4T, etc.)

A "digging" thread gets posted on GGRevolt.

And then, like clockwork, the /cow/ and /baph/ threads get posted and whoever GGRevolt is "digging" into's dox gets posted.

And then, that information gets referenced in the digging thread.

It's either all a big coincidence, or GGRevolt is directly using other boards to dox people so that they can't directly be held responsible for what happens.

Also, updated the Goonrevolt info dump.

http://pastebin.com/JFCFf8T1

>>189330

Because this count as general? God, are you pathetic!

>>189285

I say yes. Now how do we contact the Anton and Coolpecker team?

>>189366

>still not putting ralph on there

why?

>>189284

>Thread got sage bombed on /b/

>surprise when numerous other thread spawn

Hi Mark, have you done spamming thread about yourself?

>>189387

Because he exists in kind of a parasitic symbiosis with them and nobody knows whether the fat fuck is a participating member.

>>189401

How is that job hunting going for you? Can't be that hard with your high school deploma

>>189406

Stop asking. By the looks of it, you are unemployed anyway.

>>189411

>Doesn't work. And no, I am not Job hunting. I don't owe you any details

Sure…

>What I will do though is talking JEVVS into bumplocking your shit thread and brush you fags out of #ncr with a iron broom.

Keep crying bitch

Depraved of stimulus and nowhere to be seen. Typical.

Dear paranoid shitters,

today I am my alter ego Dr Chaos, on Boxing Day I am the Devil and on the second day of Christmas I am W.T. Snacks.

Merry Christmas SRS!

I, Dr Chaos, have just invented my PINGAS. With the help of this fully functional PINGAS I going to power my plagiated version of Battlecruiser 3000AD.

>>>/8diamonds/699

According to the technical analysis I have postet in the thread linked above, my PINGAS can render 50 *10^7 polygons per Parsec³. If i connect my PINGAS to a car battery and pig heart to another, computing the entire julayy way without a network layer shouldn't be problem. My PINGAS will deliver you hours of exciting game play in a excact sandbox simulation of space travel according to the 3000AD lore with a managerial simulator attacht and all I need to make this real are 2 car batteries and a reanimated pig heart.

Hi, this is Dr Chaos again with my ciphered master plan.

>>>/8diamonds/19

You should be able to solve this, the algorithm is partly based on the way the AIDA algorithm works. Solving it shouldn't be that complicated especially when you know the key which is

2D4C55FB1E88AFFED314DE45B5A31AA9CD1A45D6FF93C82DC32DF70918B09D5E7AFFE3049FF274BCA0914FF70E92B271A95C3

Merry Christmas! I am Dr Chaos and I approve of this message.

>>188739

>implying that would happen

You do realize Mark Jewbergstein has an IDF right? You do realize that any time anything negative is posted about Mark or his buddy Cole Lamberson the same shills jump out of the woodwork to sagebomb, spam, and shill the fuck out of the thread, no matter where it's posted? And they'll spam the exact same remarks and call anyone that disagrees with them the exact same boogeyman terms.

>>188797

>jumping into an unrelated thread

>to damage control for Undertale more

>Why is it so goddamn hard to create something like /svidya/ and keep the quality

Part of the problem with, "If you don't like it, just make your own board" is that the incumbent board with more users will label your board as a shill/intl/goon/boogieman board, and their BO will shit all over your board.
>Just make your own board
>/vvv/
>/svidya/
>/polpol/
>/intl/
>/ggrevolt/
Every single time those boards are shit on and shilled heavily against and they don't stand a chance. I think /intl/ and /ggrevolt/ lasted the longest of the alt boards, but neither of them are in the top 25 now, nor are the boards they broke away from.
A major part of the problem is most people are apathetic, and they don't care when the moderation is out of control. They'll keep quiet about it because they don't want to get banned too, they'll go check out the alternative board, but it's a dead zone with maybe 1 new comment every hour, and they'll just leave 8chan altogether. 
I think their should be tools to oust bad moderators and BOs, or maybe have the BO agree to the rules of the community they BO for, and if they go against those rules, then they should be fired. 
Mark, imkampfy, Acid Man, just to name a few who should be removed and are constantly power tripping, and not for the lulz, but for the sensation they get in their pants over having this minuscule authority over the world. 
I mean, I understand it's free speech and what ever, but what good is free speech going to do me in my newly created board with 1 UID? These moderators and BOs are against free speech, and no new board will ever survive against them.

>>189088

>>189084

>>189080

>damage controlling Mark's abuse of BO powers this hard

Just how much are you going to suck this jew's dick today?

>>189105

>Way to out yourself revoltfag.

>everyone that finds me annoying is part of a secret group out to get me

WEW

Do they even teach you self awareness?

>>189107

>hur durrrrrr everyone that doesn't like who I like is boogeyman of the week

>>189143

>>189169

>>189250

>>189284

>>189366

>>189341

>>189411

>>189562

>>189572

>>189585

>>189618

Uh oh, looks like someone linked this on /v/ again.

Take a look, JEWS. This is precisely the kind of shilling and damage control I told you about.

>>189626

1)All discovery issues are getting addressed on next. Too bad that Null and Hotwheels are dicking around in Japan right now.

2)Here's the pattern that I've observed.

Some big name e-celeb talks shit about GGRevolt on twitter, or mocks their golden cows (Ralph, JKelly, S4T, etc.)

A "digging" thread gets posted on GGRevolt.

And then, like clockwork, the /cow/ and /baph/ threads get posted and whoever GGRevolt is "digging" into's dox gets posted.

And then, that information gets referenced in the digging thread.

It's either all a big coincidence, or GGRevolt is directly using other boards to dox people so that they can't directly be held responsible for what happens.

Also, updated the Goonrevolt info dump.

http://pastebin.com/JFCFf8T1

>>189627

>Saging to le downvote the thread

>thinking you can convince me to believe your "hurr durr ggrevolt is le boogeymanssssssss" shitposting

The only slightly non-generic shill think you posted there was actually including the GG in GGRevolt.

But please, go on claiming GGR is goon shills and whatnot just because they don't agree with Cole Lamberson's moderation and how he, /v/, and reddit killed any momentum GG ever had while derailing the thread.

>>189629

Ah look, just like the /b/ threads you've resorted to sage and gore-bombing the thread.

>hurr durr you're not a user of this board because you don't like Mark from /v/! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>189630

You're not making it better. I'd have bumplocked the thread already if I didn't know that cocks were out there.

None of you faggots mentioned those tweets about him living in an "autism home."

>>189633

Ah of course, blame and attack me when there are people sagebombing and gorebombing the thread and the same shills that attack this kind of thread on every board on the site.

>>189635

>still gorebombing

>still sagebombing

>still derailing the thread

How long are you going to keep this up? Do you do it for free? Is the fact that it's about someone on 8chan specifically what sets you off?

It's a shame that >>>/baphomet/105284 is getting funny shit like this while you faggots use /cow/ to argue about shills instead.

I don't give the slightest shit about shilling. A post calling out a shill is just as bad as a shill when neither post cocks.

All raw data, no detailed commentary or justification for why each element has been dug up. This points to you trying to get us to do the hard work for you. If this is the last thing you deliver, that is the end of the thread as far I concerned and I return to role playing Dr Chaos.

>>189648

Now you are grasping for straws. Come back when you find out that Mark has a huge Dragondildo collection or an accident with heating lube and a Tenga egg.

>>189657

no, he blocked me.

>>189659

oh, IRC… which channel?

>>189657

><MarkBenis> it's just a bunch of giant spergs

>implying he isn't a sperg himself who sits online for 17 hours a day moderating an image board…..

>>189660

None. He messaged me outside of a channel. You can do the same by connecting to Rizon and /querying MarkBenis.

>>189660

>too stupid to use IRC

At least you are not Anthony Burch.

>>189662

>implying the people bombarding a general for 17 hours aren't gigantic spergs either.

>>189663

><JEWS> shalom

oy vey!

are you a jew, JEWS?

>>189666

Aren't we all?

>>189668

my penis is intact, so no.

>>189285

Which 3D Modeler?

Ant Modeler, or Mark Modeler?

>>189668

oh, here's a question, we all know that Mark has shared post histories, and you're a global vol, have you ever shared post histories with Mark or visa versa?

>>189670

Ant Modeler of course. Its effectively the same person.

>>189671

The few occasions Mark has done that was to point out that someone is a faggot. Mark is not global staff. BOs cannot show each other the post histories of their Users and the possibility to stalk someone over the entire site was one of the first things Hotwheels has removed right after the first Exodus. You can always try that by opening your own board. If you don't know these thingy by now you are either ignorant about how 8chan works, paranoid or worried about global staff going after you or just fucking dishonest because you are one of the people whose post history has been partly shown to /v/ and you are still salty about it.

>>189674

You flatter me, Anon

>>189671

>we all know that Mark has shared post histories

Thanks for reminding me, because I think he picked this up from introman and me. I just asked Mark if my suspicions are correct.

>you're a global vol, have you ever shared post histories with Mark or visa versa?

Sharing post histories is not against my policy as a /cow/ moderator–If Robert Wayne Stiles posts on /v/, you bet your ass I want to see his post history–but sharing anything beyond what board owners can see is prohibited by 8chan's global volunteer policy, so no, I've never shared post histories with Mark or any other board owners.

>>189677

I can still tell you from the get go that what you are talking about is technically impossible. Why shoud JEWS bother with the post history of some fag from /v/? You are exaggerating because Mark queried JEWS on IRC, right? Don't listen to this teenbro /intl/ bullshit. Its a distorted version of reality and technically soon irrelevant, because Next contains many additions that makes organizing through other channels obsolete. Western Image Boards are organized that way because their design is from an era where practically everyone had IRC or Instant Messengers. They simply lack any means to communicate quickly with each for staff.

>>189678

would you share /cow/ posting histories with other BOs?

You can see my posting history across the site, correct? You've never pointed out or shared UIDs aor anything like that?

>>189679

see >>189678

to look at and laugh at them. I was asking though if he's ever shared them because Mark has been known to.

>>189682

>would you share /cow/ posting histories with other BOs?

No. I'd want them to share post histories with us if it would contribute to a /cow/ thread, but from my understanding of how Mark shares them, /cow/ post histories wouldn't serve the same purpose.

>You can see my posting history across the site, correct?

Nope.

>You've never pointed out or shared UIDs aor anything like that?

I've shared /cow/ post histories (as seen from my board volunteer account JEWS2) on /cow/ before. I've never shared UIDs or anything like that with the staff of other boards.

>>189684

Oh, I thought global volunteers could go into someone's post history and see it all. So you can only go into each board and see their post history on that board. Interesting.

You should ask Mark for his apartment number or if he lives in one of those houses.

>>189690

>Oh, I thought global volunteers could go into someone's post history and see it all. So you can only go into each board and see their post history on that board. Interesting.

This exactly what I tried to tell you in my last 2 posts! Every board hashes UIDs differently and since September 2014 the full IP. You used to be able to see the last 3 digits of a IP address. Hotwheels patched that out immediately after concerns about the theoretical BO owning n boards you visit stalking you through all n of them. As you mentioned you can't more than the volunteer view gives you.

I had debunked this shit a thousand times. Its like the low trust society finally reached image boards and poisoned the well to the point of that people rather believe a paranoid fantasy made up by NEETs who obsess over 2hus all day than trusting a cripple and his software which code you can download from Github.

>>189692

It doesn't stop BOs from sharing posting histories though.

>>189694

They don't. You just repeat a Image board legend made up by Warosu based on the fact that Mark has shown a picture of the posting history of some faggot in a meta thread. Just let it go already.

[18:06:02] <JEWS> oh, i forgot to ask

[18:06:23] <JEWS> did you pick up the idea of posting post history screenshots from me and introman?

[18:07:14] <JEWS> we've been doing it well before 8chan, so i was wondering if it's /cow/'s influence rubbing off on you

[18:08:18] <JEWS> the thing is that we generally reserve it for trolling purposes, and both of us are respected trolls

[18:08:47] <JEWS> so us doing it looks a bit different from you doing it

[19:31:41] <MarkBenis> nono

[19:32:01] <MarkBenis> I thought of it myself

[19:32:04] <MarkBenis> I regret it tho

>>189712

That's already been posted, twice in this thread….

>>189674

>autism home

Wait that's a thing?

>>189720

New York gives autism welfare. If you're too stupid to be a productive member of society, you get cash.

>>189640

>/v/edditors will oppose this infodump

Nobody on /v/ likes or defends Mark, it's just him samefagging and maybe a handful of steam friends that show up to cover his ass. The majority of /v/ either hates him or doesn't care.

>>189734

>Nobody on /v/ likes or defends Mark,

bullshit

call mark out and watch 7-8 anons come to white knight for him.

>>188667

>tfw one of my VPN's IPs is banned by Mark for no apparent reason

Maybe someone happened to use one of the IPs I've been known to frequent?

Even still, the post it was banned for looks like nothing more than the average /v/ post.

>>189626

>You do realize Mark Jewbergstein has an IDF right? You do realize that any time anything negative is posted about Mark or his buddy Cole Lamberson the same shills jump out of the woodwork to sagebomb, spam, and shill the fuck out of the thread, no matter where it's posted? And they'll spam the exact same remarks and call anyone that disagrees with them the exact same boogeyman terms.

This has become pretty obvious by now

>>189744

>>189744

Loads of VPN IPs are banned due to CP spam, my PIA IPs tend to be banned until i cycle through a few of them to get a clean one.

>>189734

>Nobody on /v/ likes or defends Mark

5 Quarks and a general sentiment that says that Mark isn't that good or let alone perfect but he is better than what we used to have in comparrison are saying otherwise. No one on /v/ obsesses over Mark like you faggots. In fact, you are only visible in meta threads or in place where you can fake consensus. Its always the same shit, you come to a empty place, post about how no one likes Mark in the faint hope you faked consensus again. Then there is the timing; Mark Banned another subject named John Kelly from the gamergate general for 17 Hours until the fag ran out of IP addresses for rabb.it as he admitted on /b/. For what? For attempting to spam his Acidman is Terrorist Medium Article which talking points already have been disproven. A day later, a Mark thread here, on >>>/baphomet/ and on >>>/b/ appear. Do you think we are all too fucking stupid to not smell this coincidence? No, I won't waste my time with defending Mark on /cow/ and I won't do the hard work for you and get all the information about Mark you can't find.

>>189752

>those are not /v/ anons

I am at least one. There is also the Gamergate General that has enough of your Bullshit and a lot of other people who don't participate in meta threads. Coming in and claiming the people who are telling you, that your /cow/ threads sucks are not from /v/ is another poor attempt at faking consensus. In reality it is just shit and you expect us to the hard work that special you.

>>189761

no one likes you, man

Another weird coincidence: A unrelated board doxes a SRS mod and /v/ has suddenly pedos talking about sex tourism. This falls technically under sourcing. If you are not involved or connected, goood for you, deliver the cocks yourself. If you are involved or connected, having a sucky thread on /cow/ is the least of your problems. As you can see in this text, I have nothing to contribute that is worth bumping the thread. So stop sperging about sage is a downvote meme that is even older than Plebbit itself.

>>189640

I'm not actually sure what the problem is with a mod posting someone's post history on a board. I see it done on /pol/ occasionally and it's actually fairly helpful for helping point out when someone is purely trying to troll rather than have honest discussion.

>I destroyed /gg/ because niko is a terrible mod and helped send the users over to /gamergate/ because drybones is known to be an experienced individual, then blade gave the board away because he was sick of the drama bullshit that you guys produce, and once again I HELPED 8chan make a new gamergate board by redirecting users to /gamergatehq/, which leads me to my next bit.

>Who the fuck do you think you are?

>I'm the guy that runs /v/, I'm the guy who played a significant role in the first exodus and with an amazing team and a competent developer, I worked with the community and crafted a vision to make /v/ the best possible experience it can possibly be. Let me tell you a little secret you fucking shit, hotwheels doesn't interact with /v/. the community and management was MY TEAM, it wasn't just me. It was robek, radicalpolio, pink, blue, white, black, LA, etc. robek and I usually lead shit to where it needed to be, and I learned a fuckton from him. unfortionately he burnt out. but I'm still here making the calls and I'm still running one of the best and actually competent hubs for gamergate discussion.

https://www.reddit.com/r/subredditcancer/comments/34s9jm/ayyteam_troll_virus_scheming_on_kia_again_proof/cr16rof

>>189805

Since when are we on /ggrevolt/ and why are quoting cherry picked shit?

>Do you automatically believe everything butts says then? you have the same logic as her followers, but fuck it I'll entertain you. First of all your reading comprehension is pretty bad. Re-read what I said, I wasn't trying to steal shit, I was offering to help out and find a good owner incase he needed to leave. Then again you're so willing to believe what you first hear without checking the facts, you might as well be aGG.

>You and yours were instrumental in destroying /gamergate/

>Do you have a SINGLE fact to back that up? No you don't because that is a flat out LIE, I destroyed /gg/ because niko is a terrible mod and helped send the users over to /gamergate/ because drybones is known to be an experienced individual, then blade gave the board away because he was sick of the drama bullshit that you guys produce, and once again I HELPED 8chan make a new gamergate board by redirecting users to /gamergatehq/, which leads me to my next bit.

>Who the fuck do you think you are?

>I'm the guy that runs /v/, I'm the guy who played a significant role in the first exodus and with an amazing team and a competent developer, I worked with the community and crafted a vision to make /v/ the best possible experience it can possibly be. Let me tell you a little secret you fucking shit, hotwheels doesn't interact with /v/. the community and management was MY TEAM, it wasn't just me. It was robek, radicalpolio, pink, blue, white, black, LA, etc. robek and I usually lead shit to where it needed to be, and I learned a fuckton from him. unfortionately he burnt out. but I'm still here making the calls and I'm still running one of the best and actually competent hubs for gamergate discussion. You guys have done some good work in the past, however now it's all drama and unconfirmed bullshit. Also I don't even know who the fuck Meow is? is he another eceleb? fuck off with your lies.

>you think we redditors want or need your help?

>Do you want to be the next SJWs? then fuck yes you need my help, even if you don't like my words still take them to heart. I may be pissed the fuck off, but I know what I'm talking about. Stop focusing on unconfirmed information from fart, off topic crap, ecelebs and all the other bullshit, focus on ethics in video games journalism AND censorship in the video games industry.

Please stop posting unfunny bullshit.

>>189768

>It's amazing how little respect anons have for people like that. People who make all this possible.

I have no doubt that a lot of these shits thread are started by ghazifags and SA niggers

One of the biggest mistakes GG made was assuming the SJW cunts were well meaning people, they are actually the worse human shit you can encounter online, this is people who has trolled people until they killed themselves, so why not come to this site where the "enemy" is and try to do what they always do?

They got double standards all up their fucking asses, if you pulled a thread like this at ghazi about the spergy shit members of SRS do it would get deleted in no time

>>189768

>We need him. 8chan needs him.

are you fucking high, MIDF?

All he has to do is not be a faggot, and not sperg out. He has a facebook under his real name that he would just post 4chan memes to his timelime…. that's how fucking autistic this fuck is.

>>189856

>The anon only cherry picked the part where Mark boasts about his skill in destroying and creating 8chan boards.

And? He also boasts about running /v/, the very place that had enough of the IRC cancer crews bullshit of perma dharma and instable Gamergays boards. The problem I see here that it may be autistic but it is not what we see as funny cocks. Stop talking about Damage control and accept that your contributions suck and lack any commentary to justify their pressence.

>The dates indicate early May which is interesting. Mark's goy, Acid, was already half done destroying GG on 8chan. The strategy was exactly the same - remove fun and ignore anons. :^)

Nice image board legend, >>>/ggrevolt/ . Acid got the OK from the general on /v/ not from Mark himself only. Your thread still sucks, it has nothing to do with Mark's autism but everything with the patterns of his guilt you just made up in your goony mind and now you have posted clear evidence that you are actually from >>>/gamergaterevolt/ . Now you can whine that more people from /cow/ will go ask /v/.

I just remembered that there is a video that outlines the problems with KiA's and your scope much better than anyone here on 8chan ever could. Gamergate is 25% of a culture war and not a goddamn anime convention where you can have nothing but fun. Some things that pop up are serious and outright evil. Guess what: Fighting evil is not fun. No need to bump the thread over this.

>>189773

>I'm not actually sure what the problem is with a mod posting someone's post history on a board. I see it done on /pol/ occasionally and it's actually fairly helpful for helping point out when someone is purely trying to troll rather than have honest discussion.

That never happens on /pol/ you lying mongoloid kike.

>>189872

It's happened a few times. It's the only reason I even know of it being a thing people could do. I think it probably done partially to point out shills and partially because the guy(s) running the board found it cool to be able to out them in such a way.

>>189869

>Gamergate is 25% of a culture war and not a goddamn anime convention where you can have nothing but fun. Some things that pop up are serious and outright evil. Guess what: Fighting evil is not fun. No need to bump the thread over this.

People stop paying attention to most things in politics when it starts getting negative. It's only when you're fun and positive that people start thinking it's worth paying attention to you.

You can see it with Trump on the various news networks. They'd like to ignore everything he has to say, but yet he's the affable and upbeat one whereas the Democrats are always trashing America. Due to his making fun of the Democrats and cuckservatives, he's ended up making more people look at his own ideas.

GG did best when it tried focusing on making the general corruption that was being found into something fun to look into.

>>189868

We should call it /goongoonrevolt/ amirite??

>>189874

Which is still is. Izzy Galves delivered another twitter meltdown just yesterday for example. Problem in general is that the work towards getting these cocks is hard, thankless and often assburger as fuck. Some bloke like Sperg4truth or Benjamin "Elite Dangerous" Barber coming and latching to loosely related issues that aren't even vidya doesn't help that at all. Quite the contrary, it distracts, muddies the waters and then all the faggots rather pay attention to the latest E-celeb drama (Jordan Owen nukes his project, Pandas shitting his pants and doing nothing, Acid is "terrorist" etc.).

>>189873

Prove it.

>>189884

>Which is still is. Izzy Galves delivered another twitter meltdown just yesterday for example. Problem in general is that the work towards getting these cocks is hard, thankless and often assburger as fuck.

Most people are completely unaware of these spergouts even happening unless they follow GG closely.

Seems like people wanting to signal hard like Ralph, Sperg4Trooth, and so on, just leads to not as many people focusing on more entertaining retards that go on about crap nearly every other day.

>>189896

I'm sorry, but I'm not autistic enough to have chronicled this crap over the past year.

>>189942

At this point I just pay the general the ocasional visit until golden face appears and declares me bupkin of the year. Its always worth it. Meanwhile the other shit leaked back to /v/ proper. Only difference is we stopped to read shit gaming news sites.

MARK, MARK, MARK!

>>>/gamergatehq/309898

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXSG09xjSNA

>>190025

>blaming another board for your board dying

lek

>>190049

I will send your message to revolt and the IRC cancer crew specifically. Meanwhile here are the cocks that started it all.

>>190053

>>>/gamergatehq/310082

>>>/gamergatehq/310149

Off yourself already, Swami!

>No, it's drama. At least admit it.

Why have you spammed Meta crap into the Kojima Sticky?

> >>6600948

>/ints/ and /svidya/ are both literally Daddy Issues: The Board.

>two great examples here:

> >>6600973

> >>6600985

>>190059

care to try that again?

>>190056

glad to know that average anons are any boogerman you can come up with if they make the mistake of even talking about meta stuff. what is your point with the gaymergay threads?

>>190056

That's some next level listen and believe shit right there.

>There's zero evidence of any of this, but this is what's going on.

>>190061

They're posting the same shit about /intl/ that's a lengthy read and completely irrelevant to Mark.

>>190063

in the face of a 100% sourced post no less.

>>190065

one of those actually reads like some funposting

>>190067

>in the face of a 100% sourced post no less.

…

>Theory doesn't have hard proof, but similarities of his behavior seems to match.

>doesn't have hard proof

>100% sourced

gtfo

>>190071

oh you mean the part about the mod logs? yeah thats already been address, im more referring to the former half, i just never bothered to edit the picture again.

>>190075

You reek Swami! Get out and let it go! You managed to get banned by from internet vidya james board that belongs to an sperg who lives in autism house.

>>190077

Swami is the worst boogieman you've come up with. It's worse than ralph shill.

>>190158

These are not boogiemen but really autistic pests who would be worthy of a thread of their own. In contrary to you weening assholes, I know that you aren't supposed to create threads willy nilly about pathetic people you know about but don't have any presence you can exploit for cocks.

>>190301

if they deserve threads, make threads.

>>190301

>being a rulecuck

well if it wasnt obvious before…

>>190341

>Being /intl/

>Warosu.org/jp

Why are you still a bum? Don't you have any shame?

>>190301

>swami and ralph shill are real!

Sure they might be, but Mark uses the excuse to ban anyone who speaks against him or against the retards in the gamergate thread without any evidence of someone being ralph swami shill.

>>190743

They are: Swami used to be a tripfag on cuck/r9k/. I have no idea why he became active on /v/.

Ralphshill is some retarded loser from Wales who spammed links to Ralph Retort into the gamergate general. After Mark filtered all links, because Ralph Retort is a clickbait blog, he switched to shitting up the thread and posing as revolt.

Stop suggesting people are insane, because they exactly know who is shitting up the board and now the same shit that used to be isolated in #janiteam is shared with the userbase.

>>190025

>>>/gamergatehq/309913

Swami is also active on twitter as trianglefag. There are more than enough problems with that. However, this is shit Mark thread that no one asked for and will never give us what people want here. I won't piss on the toillet paper by talking about /ggrevolt/ meta and how it became our problem.

>>190815

I don't know whether it is actually Mark or not. At least its some cocks. We are not over the mountain, yet. There is good chance of normalcy.

>>190806

>>190818

I've been banned for swami/ralph shill and I'm neither swami nor ralph shill. It's a boogieman, my friend.

can you faggots stop shitting up /cow/ with your drama.

Brace yourself for faggotry! Some retards is getting people using rabb.it from /v/ again!

>>190916

>look guys, I'm totally a regular here

>>190981

Lemme guess >>>/v/7646356

>>190999

What is pathetic here is your shit thread and then you coming right after a banning wave in the gamergay thread like clockwork.

>>190999

Nice trips

>>191001

Aren't you the one who showed up after a banning wave on /v/?

>>190981

>>190999

He's right. The thread went back to unfunny /v/ drama.

Let me repeat this before I have to bumplock a Mark thread for the fourth time: we don't give the slightest shit about shills. You can't make the thread funny by accusing everyone who isn't mad at him of being part of his personal defense force.

Someone shared the cocks I posted in >>189657 in >>>/baphomet/106113 and >>>/baphomet/106114. When presented with the fact that Mark is living in an autism home so his parents could save money, autism being the classic indicator of lolcow potential, some faggot exclaimed that it's fraud. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same angry, redtexting faggot from >>188778's screenshot.

Do you faggots seriously believe that someone who moderated /v/ for seventeen continuous hours does not belong in an autism home?

>>191029

He displays dedication to his job. I see nothing wrong with that. :^)

>>191029

What I find most funny is just seeing how paranoid he is. He wouldn't let one guy post a thread because he didn't have enough in his post history.

>>191196

>>191193

Please read >>191029 again. Leave the faggots and shills in the gamergays thread and take care of finding cocks.

>>191211

Nicely memed but these are not cocks. Its just a rant of some goon against his ilk. He may get the right to wail against assburger unemployment if he stops posting garbage 4 O'clock and gets a job.

>>191211

lel

>>191220

I visit /cow/ for gossip and fun. This is pretty entertaining, frankly.

>>191279

This is not the purpose of /cow/. For lurking more read this: >>>/cow/6

These insane ramblings may be amusing on their own, the problem here that these are not by Mark himself. 95 posts to go and the people who insisted on us having this thread still haven't brought anything although Mark lives in a fucking autism house! Here's a cartoon about such a place.

>>191314

he does do funny shit, as you point out, but literally everyone who gets fucked by mark, other than myself, is retarded and they dont archive or screencap anything other than their fucking ban.

for example, i have some shit where he is unirionically pretending to be retarded ( he sticikied the same OP like 5 times in the middle of a meta mopnday to " find something out," which is meaningless outside of his own autistic mind.) along with being so trigged that someone archived him pretending to be retarded, he wordfiltered the archives showing his retardation https://archive.is/CCcWp

apparently i such include myself as one of these retards, as i didnt cap that particular thread either, ill find it and share it when the archives come back up, so never. i could look for it on the leeky forums or sheeky forums, as those are practically archives, but they have no search engines and i forget how to use google to search one particular website. in my defense, he made and deleted the same thread 5 times in an hour, which is fairly luzy in itself.

i think this is the first one ( of several) of the kojima threads https://archive.is/UuhtG

if you peruse it, you will find that literally no one was talking about meta shit, and then mark brings it up for no reason and starts banning people for talking about meta shit, even though he started it.

heres the one of the duplicate threads. again they were getting deleted within minutes so it was difficult to archive them.

https://archive.is/kyOK1

this being funny is arguable, but hotpocketeering is pretty funny to me. everyone else is still mad about it, and thus can not see the humor in it, and are presenting their shit with outrage, rather than humor.

>>191319

I suggest making a thread about the group getting upset by normal Volunteer activities like throwing out shitters. /v/ already had Quentin, Manly Tears, Ruggarell and that one revvy faggot from the Steamfriend threads. The people screaming RREEEEE" whenever the fucking head mod touches them should listen to the rest of the board:

>I see you faggots AND mark sperging out over stupid shit. Calm the fuck down and stop acting like autistic children.

I also perused the Kojima thread and found a derail in post 6594506. Stop making shit up.

>>191320

is calling mark a faggot in a roundabout way meta posting though? if it is there was one earlier than the one you mentioned (6594263 and 6594310)

its pointless either way because that wall of text i posted doesnt take into account what you posted; he isnt funny without provoaction. he doesnt post rambley ass walls of text or say anything that isnt beyond something a normal tripfag would say.

unless you consider dropping the banhammer on innocent users without a verifiable reason(which could technicly maybe kinda sorta been seen as unprovoked, as the banned user had nothing to do with getting him all 'tismed up) as funny, but i dont and i wouldnt expect anyone else to.

>I see you faggots AND mark sperging out over stupid shit.

so you agree then that mark did indeed sperg out? presuambly you agree that he has a tendency to sperg out, in which case shouldnt we be asking in what way can this tendency to go on a hotpocketeering tisim tantrum be abused for humorous results? obviously any such discussion would be pointless here as he no doubt browses this thread, but is that not what these threads are for?

>>188739

There's not two /v/ factions. One faction is composed of SJWs from Something Awful/SRS/intl/gamerghazi trying to run a D&C op against 8chan.

The mod isn't even responding to that post, got any proof that that's what he meant?

>>>/pol/4407428 Designated shitting thread

How stupid do you think we are?

>>191459

>>191461

This is just a confirmation that someone made shill bread for the purpose of trolling. This means the fag could have nuked the GG thread any time. It is a very common tactict:

>Make a thread

>Get shrekt

>Nuke thread

I forgot to mention two other things. There was a thread about next the OP has nuked after enough people have told him how retarded his shit is. Also this is the very reason why you can't delete your posts here; a sperging cow could open a thread or come in and respond to one and then nuke away all the cocks after getting his jimmies rustled by us.

More unfunny /v/ dharma. Time to fill up the thread that doesn't deliver anything with more unfunny /v/ drama.

>>>/v/7671449

http://pastebin.com/NWQ4a3NA

>>>/v//7672095

>>191643

Digs is a s4tism. Whatever you think you sound like, you don't.

>>>/8diamonds/2088

>>>/8diamonds/2098

>>>/8diamonds/2099

>>>/8diamonds/2105

>>>/8diamonds/2106

>>>/8diamonds/2112

>>>/8diamonds/2113

>>>/8diamonds/2115

>>>/8diamonds/2145

dc2428 is 8diamonds BO. Nothing funny but idiots latching onto drama, because they are too stupid or asshurt to use that other board Mark has.

>>191691

It's like you opened up a can of autism concentrate, dumped it on your keyboard, and clicked "create new paste" on pastebin.

>>191694

The paste is actually kinda accurate, you know.

Your statement doesn't help. Either deliver coks or get reminded that you are actually shitting up the board haven't delivered what its user base wants since 19 days ago.

>>191696

>The head of Burgers and Fries IRC endorsed it as the true gamergate board, as did many of his followers on twitter, and so on.

>>>burgersandfries/208

wrong

>>191697

>>>/burgersandfries/208

>>191697

>>191698

What part of kind do you not get? Thanks for delivering a piece of evidence about the early history of >>>/ggrevolt/, i.e. more unfunny /v/-drama.

>>191699

…Considering that it disproves a claim in the pastebin, that's a problem for the creator of that piece of fantasy. Another one: Neither BnF or GG started in IRC. If it can't even get that right, it's good for nothing but potential lulz. https://medium.com/@cainejw/a-narrative-of-gamergate-and-examination-of-claims-of-collusion-with-4chan-5cf6c1a52a60#.wqtxcbb7b

PS: It's not /v/ drama.>>191699

On the subject of cocks though…This stickied undertale thread amused me: https://archive.is/06wuB

>>191702

Nope. You have botched this again. This is Mark sharing another Spam pattern about these people sperging out over Undertale in red text and clarifying that Undertale itself is allowed. If this amuses me I have very bad news for your intellectual capabillities and even worse news about your understanding of /cow/.

>Neither BnF or GG started in IRC.

>When gg started it was on 4chan/v/, and an IRC called #burgersandfries.

Rest tells you about the nature of IRC channels general and that the former OP wanted to widen it to mediagate. I can also pull out the Quinnspiracy threads with that channel's very address out any time if you need a refresh.

>lash forward a bit. The gamergate board at the time, /gg/ was ran by a guy named "Nikos of Death".

And then it retells the story about how the first one and then the second one went balls up over the BO burning out and then /v/ having enough of that Bullshit.

I can do this for every part of the pastebin that is effectively talking about stuff everyone in Gamergate already knows about.

>Neither BnF or GG started in IRC.

>When gg started it was on 4chan/v/, and an IRC called #burgersandfries.

That's the part disputed with the link, yes? Do you have the refutation of mine? No? I'll spell it out for you then: BnF started on the forums(Something Awful/Penny Arcade), then quickly spread outward like wildfire. GG started on twitter with Adam Baldwin coining the shitstorm, which again, spread like wildfire.

>Rest tells you about the nature of IRC channels general and that the former OP wanted to widen it to mediagate.

What nature? Which OP?

>I can also pull out the Quinnspiracy threads with that channel's very address out any time if you need a refresh.

I already pulled them and the origins.

>>lash forward a bit. The gamergate board at the time, /gg/ was ran by a guy named "Nikos of Death".

They got the name wrong. You attempted to correct it, and still bungled it. https://twitter.com/Niko_of_Death is the guy you're looking for.

>And then it retells the story about how the first one and then the second one went balls up over the BO burning out and then /v/ having enough of that Bullshit.

Too much misinfo, although the general thrust works. First one let Teridax on briefly as a troll. Hotwheels thought he was hacked, and revoked the account. It followed a six week period of moderation followed by him getting it back and joking to give moderation to teridax again, which prompted the first exodus.

Second one was due to the coma issue as well as a particular twitter argument, which caused Bladee to give up the board to trolls who burned it down. Problem was, it wasn't anon who decided, but name and tripfags. Caused a lot to burn out during the second exodus.

You can eh? Go ahead, start citing then. This sounds like it might be fun!

can you still post here?

>>191749

BANNED FOR OFFTOPIC DRAMA

>>191792

I already linked you. See >>191702 and read it this time.

Yes, you are a moron. Wanna keep trying?

You also forgot tumblr, Escapist, and forgot that it was being censored on halfchan as well, johnny come lately.

>>191822

This dispiroves nothing. All your brought is one article with the flimsy claim that it didn't start on halfchan. Without any concrete forum posts, I simply don't believe you. You are therefor lying. Especially because you are claiming that SA is one of the places were it begun although the general sentiment there is that either both sides are stupid or outright hostility against the pro side.

>>191822

The censorship on halfchan came shortly later. Hell, I even bet you didn't know about our short stay on 4chon and then this place and how hotwheels said that only a bunch of armed guys kicking in his door would stop him from hosting Gamergate. Piss off with your wild legends. We would be much happier with a fully functional archive of 4/vg/ that covers 2012 and onwards.

>>191846

Fine, https://archive.is/F5wOe From the one who inspired Eron to set up the resulting zoepost. Since you're slow, I'll explain: He posted it to forums first, and got censored. Specifically, Penny Arcade, and Something Awful. He then put up a wordpress, which 4chan got a hold of.

>>191847

Censorship on 4chan came hot and heavy right afterward, because the whole internet was getting censored right and left because of how volatile the situation was. In case you didn't know, doxing itself was going on. I'm aware of 4chon and 8chan, and even the original board(/burgers/). It's not a wild legend. It has already been proven out before, but you're an obvious revisionist who came late to the party.

>>191848

See? Now we are talking. Prelude wasn't exactly halfchan material, but if you see this as beginning, then yes it technically didn't start on halfchan but on the forum Eron sought help in and then on his wordpress blog that found its way to youtube…ETC. Then /v/ and /pol/ picked it up and the rest can be reread on the tome from gitgud. archive.moe is gone != Its now OK to post half baked image board legends … the reminder is not for you.

Can we now return to Mark or not? The people interested in having this thread are gone anyway.

>>191851

>>191848

https://gitgud.io/gamergate/gamergateop/blob/master/ThreadRepository.md#-aug-16th-saturday

http://archive.is/pdTTE Quinnspiracy got buried on SA thus leading to the wordpress reincarneting of the Zoey Post. Gamergate in the form we know it could never ever have started on SA. Why I am posting this refutation although the thread is supposed to be about a tripfag named Brogrief? Just look above. Far above.

>>191851

Yeah, I'm fine with returning to Mark. Wish I had the original post he made before the edit. Made him sound even more retarded.

the slippery little kike

why do they ruin everything???

>>192022

Ahahaha, wait, wut? I brought that big ol' drama sticky from >>191702 and come to find out he's one of the faggots shitposting undertale? TOP KEK

Is mark actually retarded?

He seems both unintelligent and completely unable to understand what happens around him.

>>193172

yes

>>193172

>>193173

but that isnt threadworthy : ^ )