/cow/ - Lolcows

>>188741

>https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25020009/#25025326

>she browses /cow/ daily

Are you mystery.jpg, OP?

>mystery.jpg is an "attractive" girl

>attractive

>that pic

Shit OP, have you really gotten so desperate that you consider women like that attractive? Her face looks like it's been smashed with a manhole cover.

>>188816

For someone who claims to be "ugly and fat", she's pretty decent.

>>188815

Nah.

But now that you mention it, I'm sure she'll see this thread eventually. Shit.

Wow, those are some really mannish-looking feet. Would still get a footjob from her though

>>188823

If you are not ine of those tripfags then you are ridiculously gullible. That is the kind of thing middle school girls say when they're fishing for compliments.

Imagine if she had a kid with null. Its eyes would be all the way on the sides of its head, herbivore-style.

>>188826

That's my point, smart guy.

ayy lmao

>>188826

>kid with null

I appreciate the joke but you lost me there anon

>>188825

i have a foot fetish and even I find them ugly

Dr Eggwomanlet

>>188741

Why try to produce miilk from a user base who shit his pants and do nothing but lactate themselves?

>>189536

Holy shit she does haha.

Regardless, there's a lot of potential here, especially the tripfags.

4chan tripfags have always been utter retards. Add /r9k/ into the mix and you have some real potential.

mystery.jpg is a living stereotype of an attractive girl on 4chan - she's only there for the attention and validation from the thirsty beta virgins that populate /r9k/

>>189536

Goddamn, I don't know what's worse, the head or the face

>>189608

Would you say that she's not even going after low-hanging fruit so much as eating rotting apples off the ground?

>>188741

>mystery.jpg is notable for being one of the first /r9k/ attention whores, she's a attractive rich girl with likely HPD. She commonly shares pics of her feet and breasts to men she's met on the board and has e-dated at least 6 of them. She loves to be the center of attention and commonly claims to be the "queen of /r9k/" unironically. Every time somebody calls her out on her rather childish behavior, she flips out, and his gone on numerous tirades about how she's leaving for good and never coming back.

I've got something in my pants, about eight inches long, that could calm her down.

>>189876

Is it a licorice whip?

>>188815

I'm not OP, no.

I've always wanted my own /cow/ thread though.

>>188815

I'm not OP, no.

OP's post is filled with factual inaccuracies and I'm not sure how I feel about seeing myself on /cow/. Bretty weird, tbh.

>>189067

//cow/ is so fun sometimes.

>>189876

We all know we all have little dicks. Let's not meme too hard now my son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghAE21nLib0>>190372

>>190338

If you're on /cow/ and you're not an e-celeb then you've royally fucked up.

>you will never marry doj

end me

>>188816

She's got a nice body and while her face is not a 10/10, she's definitely not ugly. I'd say she's a solid 7/10 overall.

>>188741

>e-dated

That's not dating.

Fluid exchange, that's dating.

>>192900

>first /r9k/ attention whore

I came far after some of the more notable people on /r9k/ like swami, JLH, athens, Derrida, christfag, even eeyore I guess. i started using a tripcode because i kept reiterating the same story about the relationship i was in over and over again and it was a way i could continue the conversation w/o having to repost the same things over and over again. in the last year or so since i've started posting again, i use it primarily for attention.

>attractive

subjective

>rich

lol no

>HPD

no

>commonly shares pics of her feet and breasts

i posted the pictures in OP and only the pictures in OP once upon a time on the board, i thought no one would notice because i hadn't posted with my trip on in a while

>to men she's met on the board

i have a total of 2 people i talk to from /r9k/, i've known both of them for a while.

>e-dated at least 6 of them

my first relationship was over 6(?) years ago and was with someone i knew irl who was not a robot, my only other relationship is currently going on right now, and i've met this person in real life too. i think e-dating is kinda stupid

>commonly claims to be the "queen of /r9k/" unironically.

i've literally never claimed this, nor do i use the word fembot

hope i've clarified a bit for you. i guess this is the part where i add in some actual julay about myself but i don't think i'm really that notable of a person.

>>192901

>don't think i'm really that notable of a person.

Too late. You are now.

Let's hear the Julay.

>>192901

Hahaha, holy. I didn't expect to find the actual person I posted about on here. Well, that's kind of funny i guess, even if it kind of ruined my thread in the process.

Doesn't really matter, was a pretty shit thread to begin with.

lel Doj is having a tantrum about r9k on /qa/

>>190338

Pro-tip: If you have a brain leave and never come back.

Not white knighting. Just a fair warning.

This flavor of pig is no fun for me. They don't produce any lols, they don't exhibit any interesting behavior quirks, they're not even that cringeworthy. They just ignite anger and disgust.

Not shitting on your thread tho, op, as it was a well-presented case study, and a good friend.

ITT tripfags

kill yourselves

>>188741

>2nd pic

Whats funny about r9k losers is that they are right in SOME of the things they bitch about, but what do they do about it? nothing, they just bitch

I'm not going with the "just like feminists/sjws" maymay here because at least those fuckers try to scam others with their bullshit and get some monies, but not r9k fags, they wont do shit even for themselves, as in for their own personal benefit

Anyway, how come this "r9k queen" hasn't been doxed yet?

>>188869

ya, the joke doesn't work. null is literally incapable of getting a woman to birth his child