903f14 No.189103
So, as pic related shows, edgy af comedian Sam Hyde from MillionDollarExtreme turns out to be a horrible piece of shit.
According to the OP of this image on /tv/, "His track record with female fans in the past has not been fantastic, as I've heard other instances of grooming questionably young fans."
Tbqh it's a damn shame, he's done some really hilarious shit imo.
0c3ecf No.189139
>>189103
What a surprise. Well, not really.
Wouldn't have expected any less from someone dumb enough to be friends with Andrew Aurenheimer.
The funniest thing he ever did was that TedX talk, everything else is hit-or-miss. He's the like the pasty, doughy white version of Filthy Frank.
fa7135 No.189148
Main thing about him seems to be that he likes fucking with people by talking them into crap. As well there's probably plenty of young people that are stupid enough to buy into the bullshitting language he uses.
bdfb15 No.189153
39fec7 No.189173
Sammy seems pretty red pill.
Good for him.
78a970 No.189179
>>189103
>Ashley finally got fucked by Sam
Was about time tbh
c9b5e0 No.189181
>TFW Sam started this thread
P-please notice me sanpai
3f8c7a No.189183
>>189103
>Why do you assume I am just 'hopping on eceleb dick' and not that I am just pursuing the people I am attracted to?
Yeah, she's attracted to eceleb dick. She even used the word, "pursuing." What a disingenuous piece of shit.
7a68bf No.189186
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He's more pathetic than he is autistic. Regardless, I think he qualifies as lolcow.
63e34a No.189188
c8cdc1 No.189190
78a970 No.189191
>>189103
Wait a minute…. John is that you? Why haven't you moved on yet and stopped focusing on all this shit? Fuck man, you are worse then Uncut for this shit so just calm the fuck down and get some help okay man?
94a920 No.189194
>>189191
>>189103
Nah, I sparked OP's interest after I recently made >>>/tv/199996
Either that or he is the person you are claiming him to be, and I mearly jogged his memory.
e08446 No.189195
>>189139
>What a surprise. Well, not really.
This. Sam is an eccentric personality who's expressive in a wide range of ways. To find out that he has strange fetishes, weird habits, and questionable hygiene isn't exactly a shocking eye opener for those who have watched his material.
903f14 No.189223
5f1d7f No.189224
>Dumb slut gets treated what she's worth by Sam
The full MPC post on her and her reputation on autoadmit is basically that the girl is a raging dumpster fire that nobody likes. I really don't give two shits about what Sam does to her.
>>189139
>dumb enough to be friends with weev
JIDF pls go
471438 No.189226
I wonder what Jan thinks of this?
590fd9 No.189230
>>189224
as a complete outsider only looking at that image I agree.
he seems like a shitter, but who cares, they deserve eachother.
48b6da No.189231
>>189103
This is really unfortunate. I'm a pretty big fan of Sam and MDE. Never thought 100% of what they did was brilliant, but they're still probably my favorite comedic act. Pretty disheartening to see read all of this.
>>189224
The girl seems like a stupid shit, but Sam is still pretty fucking gross for doing what he did to her (and others, if any of this is to be believed). Definitely makes me think less of him.
I don't think he qualifies as a lolcow, though. Just a sometimes-funny scumbag, if any of this is true.
fa7135 No.189234
>>189224
Weev just seems annoying more than anything from what I've seen.
776b3c No.189261
>has a goatee
>is a disgusting human being
gerveis tried to warn you.
0c3ecf No.189265
>>189234
I'm getting pretty fed up of Weev shills on 8chan. Then again he seemed to have something to do with this place falling into Jim's hands.
Anyone who keeps an eye on Weev, GNAA, etc should be smart enough to see that the whole 'white supremacist' thing is an act, he's a Jew himself.
I wouldn't go as far as saying he's controlled opposition, rather just one of those 'hail eris ebin chaos trole' types who enjoys playing all sides of a thing off against each other.
He's a snake and not someone on either side of the modern political spectrum should trust or engage with. Would be good lolcow material if he wasn't superficially dangerous.
91bd4d No.189266
>>189186
Look who's salty over a beaten whore!
91bd4d No.189267
>>189224
Because you made sense I'm not going to shit on you for this one. You still need to take your trip off.
417524 No.189271
Sam Hyde treats stupid whores like stupid whores? Don't give a shit. Fuck off SRS.
e7d79a No.189272
>>189265
I like you anon.
However let's make this clear to people. You are referring to Sam in your post mostly following the comments on Weev right? You aren't calling Weev the Ebin chaos trol.
91bd4d No.189277
>>189271
They should know better than to fuck with Sam Hyde. Don't they know he shot up a BLM protest? He rides with Moonman and doesn't afraid of anything! He was trained by Ben Garrison himself!
e08446 No.189279
>>189265
>Then again he seemed to have something to do with this place falling into Jim's hands.
What's this all about now?
2188b1 No.189286
>edgy
>af
>tbqh
go back to reddit nigger
7a68bf No.189287
>>189266
Honestly, I just found out who this guy really was yesterday. I heard his name before, that's it. My comment was about that shit video of his.
5f1d7f No.189294
>>189265
>he's a Jew himself.
He's a slav dingus
>>189267
It's actually relevant in the Rachel Haywire thread, and I can't be assed to take it off elsewhere.
e7d79a No.189297
>>189294
Weev is ethnically ashkanazi from Germany/Austria.
But he was talking about Sam….
Why the disinfo friend?
903f14 No.189298
>>189265
>Then again he seemed to have something to do with this place falling into Jim's hands.
Huh?
>>189286
smdh tbqh fam
1f7c60 No.189300
4ee24a No.189310
>all this moralfag whiteknighting
What is this, tumblr?
5ce40c No.189311
I find anything I read about Sam Hyde hard to believe given his history. Everything with him is a ruse within a ruse within a ruse.
How many different times has he managed to get himself on the news? Remember when he claimed that gay black news reporter was a GamerGate supporter? Remember his connection to Team GamerFood? Getting himself named as a white supremacist who shot blacklivesmatters people, as well as the abusive racist cop who shot the negro they were protesting about?
I'd be interested to find proof this is the girl being described there, though. Both because I don't want to believe it, and because picturing her in that situation is kind of hot.
124948 No.189316
I knew something was up with Sam being IRL friends with Jan when he was 14 and Sam was 27. Didn't know it went as far as him getting involved with 15 year old girls, Jesus. I thought Sam was self aware enough not to ever do that kind of shit. How can such a great satirist turn out to have so many fucking glaring issues and think he's completely normal.
893725 No.189317
>>189316
>IRL friends with Jan when he was 14 and Sam was 27
Haha.. Only losers hang out with kids. Very rarely an adult would hang out with them to help them. I'm 29, and why would I want to hang around annoying kids?
That's exactly why I can't take many boards on halfchan for any length of time.
91bd4d No.189319
>>189294
And the fact that you can't be assed to take your trip off elsewhere only proves that faggots like you are ruining imageboards.
0c3ecf No.189322
>>189272
No, I'm referring to entirely to Weev. Sam is just some edgelord YouTube comedian.
I wouldn't trust Andrew Aurenheimer as far as I could throw him.
>>189279
Aurenheimer was the one who suggested 8chan switch to and remain at the .net domain on 2chan's servers. This is what allowed Jim Watkins to take total ownership of 8chan from Hotwheels.
f290d6 No.189334
Wasn't this the faggot that tried to scam /mlp/ and failed horribly?
5ea825 No.189337
>>189334
Yup, and he tried to damage control with his "I was only pretending to be retarded" reasoning.
914f48 No.189349
The second I hear anything, anything in front of Sam Hyde's name, my brain automatically filters it to "bullshit."
Like, if you were to say "Sam Hyde visits mother" I would instantly think "Bullshit! Sam Hyde was an egg, he never had a mother."
872e11 No.189350
>>189337
>>189334
Didn't he actually appear in the 'promotional' video, though?
Hm.
63e34a No.189351
>>189311
it's my headcanon that she's a trap. of course my headcanon is that any board's waifu is a trap, so it's not all that different.
>I find anything I read about Sam Hyde hard to believe given his history. Everything with him is a ruse within a ruse within a ruse.
same thing with weev, kinda. but I like the uncertainty. it makes things interesting not knowing how much is serious and how much is a joke.
plus, with all of the "Sam Hyde shot black lives matter people", "Sam Hyde did (insert active shooter situation here)" things, I could totally see "Sam Hyde fucked an underage girl and was abusive towards her in their relationship" as another one of these "let's see what people will believe next" pranks/"social experiments"/whatever.
b36d31 No.189356
>>189231
>gross
tumblr detected
75a50a No.189363
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>>189103
>Sam Hyde
>Lolcow
>using cancerous niggerspeak
Guess how I can tell you're from tumblr, to be quite frank, family member.
adb55d No.189384
>>189271
This. I don't sympathize with skanks. Hyde may or may not be a dirtbag, but if it's true, so what, they gave themselves over to him of their own free will. Be a lady with good Christian morals and values, who is attracted to men who are likewise, and you'll be happy and treated well. It's really not that complicated, girls. Skanks don't learn. They get a venereal disease for life and then the wholesome Tim Tebow guys don't want them anymore because they don't want herpes.
Besides, Sam can't be julayed. He's a julayman.
ecfb99 No.189391
Sam's got a talent for fucking with people. Anything remotely lolcow-esque he's done or is doing has either been a deliberate means to an end, or is something coincidental that he is able to leverage and do whatever the fuck he wants.
I don't think he's particularly funny, as far as his comedic talents go, but he can just take any context and flip it into something outrageous on a dime, sometimes playing the person, sometimes playing the entire system he's in, all while presenting a strange charisma. I mean, he's always full of shit, people buy into it and get hosed, sometimes to almost the exact same stupid shit mere moments later, but the angle of attack is almost always something novel. It's a spectacle to be admired.
He's a jester that makes people feel uncomfortable, and you can never tell when he's being sincere. Possibly because he's never sincere. It's great.
893725 No.189392
>>189391
Just suck his dick already.. jeeeez
4f1df9 No.189445
>>189384
Yeah, they should all date Nice Guys instead of sleeping around. I like skanks. You know why? Because sex is fun, that's why.
4a708d No.189486
>>189103
>10 year age gape is raaaaaaaaaape
Get it the oven.
5ce40c No.189489
>>189445
>I like skanks. You know why? Because sex is fun, that's why.
>He's never felt the bliss of earning sex with a hard to get girl no one else has slept with, and sharing something really awesome together.
>He's never had a nervous, but excited virgin on her knees before him blushing while examining his penis and asking for instructions and saying things like 'am I doing it right?'
>He only thinks short-term, and is himself such low status he can only get "skanks" who are so easy anyone could.
39a426 No.189507
>>189489
Neither have you :^)
6982fa No.189509
>troll who famously trolled TED
>friends with Jan, the guy who trolled other trolls and foxdicks
>friends with weev, probably the world's most famous internet troll
Nice lolcow, Tumblr.
872e11 No.189515
>>189489
>Wanting an inexperienced mongoloid to even DARE look at your cock.
????????
e9a39b No.189528
>Basically him and Pynchon
What a twat.
Saged because not really a cow.
b00fd8 No.189537
>>189103 All I got from this is Sam Gets a lot of pussy, women are dumb enough to buy into his bullshit, he treats them how he wants, follows the age of consent in his state, possibly pulled a few threesome, definately railed side puss, and doesn't bang fatties.
Did Sam post this himself for bragging rights or am I supposed to "feel sorry" because a few dumb little girls didn't get that Sam would act exactly like you would expect Sam to act?
b08228 No.189543
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Is the retard who teachs you how to self-defense?
Orangishred is rolling on his grave
Flashmaker sucks cock
4cba30 No.189549
d58ed0 No.189555
>>189509
He did not troll a TED Talk, but a TEDx, which are led by "local community organizers" where any fucking yahoo can get on. He didn't troll shit.
48b6da No.189569
>>189356
Sorry to trigger you, goobergater.
5ce40c No.189575
>>189507
Either I have, or they were good liars.
>>189515
Why would they be a mongoloid? In my experience, they're usually sheltered girls from religious backgrounds with daddy issues and occasionally severe personality disorders.
>Anchor
Pajeet, is this now designated shitting thread?
903f14 No.190349
>>189363
Cancerous nigger here, can't help it.
20e6b0 No.190391
I'm guessing he made this thread.
He's a shit shill but he's still good enough to trick the mouth breathers on /cow/
8fb3c4 No.190705
>>189287
weeb detected
It's okay get in your one piece cosplay outfit and masturbate to tentacle hentai for 3 hours to calm down
8fb3c4 No.190706
>>189555
Are you so dumb your not able to comprehend why its so funny?
Ted talks are so pretentious and populated by all these 'futurists' who make baseless statements about progress in the future
You probably think Game Grumps is the epitome of comedy
b00fd8 No.190718
sam hyde is the new andy kaufman
7f9c22 No.191192
>>190706
But he did not troll a TED Talk. All he did was go to some local community shit that resembled a TED Talk in name only. That's why never did anything noteworthy.
04c055 No.191291
>>189224
>JIDF pls go
Andrew "my OKcupid profile said I was an ethnic Jew for years and both of my siblings are black" Aurenheimer.
04c055 No.191294
>>189271
>Everyone who isn't a degenerate porn addicted fetishist is SRS!
It's high time faggots like you learned that SJWs and degenerate quasi alt-right scum like Sam Hyde and weev are the same fucking thing.
There's a reason weev was with Shanley for so long. Broken sluts and broken beta-males always find each other.
8fb3c4 No.197211
>>189316
He's literally debunked all of this garbage. If you were actually a non-retard fan of his you would know to trust him over some dumb whore who's angry at him. >>191192 Yeah and there was an audience of about 500 people there all expecting an insightful speech from a cultural leader/innovator. Same concept fuck-face.
What's your IQ?
8fb3c4 No.197213
>>190391
Yeah fans dont create threads about media they like in hopes of discussing them with other fans
everyones a shill
i drink mtn. dew and jack off too much