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6dc61a No.189697

Warning

This isn't a Circumcision General. Argue about the Jewish foreskin conspiracy somewhere else because it killed the last thread.

Summary

AlexShephard, the sysop of the Silent Hill Wikia and several other Wikias, chimped out when someone challenged his pet theory about a Silent Hill character having a traumatic circumcision. As a Respected Wiki Editor with 40,271 edits since joining this wiki, he heroically defended his position while stating that Christmas is a Satanic holiday and offering his thoughts on sheeple. Then he got banned from all of Wikia.

Links

https://archive.is/zgxte (Storify article about AlexShepherd)

https://archive.is/1hUYk (Homor's first thread, which he and some other sperg ruined with an argument)

https://archive.is/BbCdT (AlexShephard's contributions to the Silent Hill Wikia, also showing his sitewide block)

https://archive.is/EU3oG (His circumcision manifesto)

6dc61a No.189699

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Reposting images I saved from the last thread.


6dc61a No.189700

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6dc61a No.189702

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91c3c6 No.189703

>Void Burger.

A shame that some troll shielding goon started this all. Does the guy have any other Internet presences?


6dc61a No.189704

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6dc61a No.189706

File: 1451005583238-0.png (118.41 KB, 696x2116, 174:529, homor's mspaint comic.png)

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Summaries of the argument that killed the last thread.


32cc87 No.189707

>>189706

Maybe that part didn't need to be archived.


6dc61a No.189709

>>189707

Maybe.


59d276 No.189718

>>189702

>bogleech

oh lawd


32cc87 No.189758

>Pyramid Head

>Pyramids are phallic

>Dicks have heads

>Dickheads are where the foreskin is

COINCIDENCE??? I THINK SO!!!!


a3c132 No.189764

Silent hill is a game about a town cult thing. Apparently it is about dick skin wackiness though.


32cc87 No.189771

>>189764

The way people interpret media can often say more about them than the media they're consuming.


3e18e4 No.189788

>>189758

If my dick was shaped like an Egyption pyramid I'd probably kill myself. Imagine the pain having that inserted into you would cause.


d15b5f No.189800

I mean there is a lot of phallic/sexual imagery in the games but not that much


d52774 No.189816

>>189800

>>189811

I haven't played Silent Hill 2 yet, the game where the sexual Imagery is the most common. However, I know that most most people who sperged about that game's particular plot came to the conclusion that it has something to do with the monstrous things the MC has done in the past.

Using sexual imagery is a common practice in Horror by the way. The Xenomorph ,for example, rapes its prey with a dick tongue coming out it's mouth. Event Horizon uses rape motives to clobber the hell shit over your head. The Exorcist has the infamous let Jesus fuck you scene.This another piece of evidence that hints that the circumcision shit only exists Shep's autistic mind and all the walking dongs are pure coincidence because Silent Hill 2's designers where remixing a Horror trope.


ae4dbf No.189819

Let me get this straight..

he believes circumcision is a conspiracy but believes in the holocaust?

Then again the holocaust is a wacky conspiracy theory too so I guess it fits.


32cc87 No.189820

>>189816

That's the thing, Silent Hill is supposed to be a place that punishes the protagonist for the horrible things they've done in the past. Having tons of imagery about a horrible thing that happened to them is completely ass backwards if I'm not mistaken.


29d5e1 No.189831

>>189820

There was Angela and Abstract Daddy, though that's the only exceptionI can think of


6abc35 No.189846

>>189811

>>189816

Yeah like I said the imagery is there but this guy reads way too much into it

He sees what he wants to cuz he's a sperg


c61158 No.189850

>>189820

What was Harry's crime?

That is, if you don't count Shattered Memories.


b4b41a No.189886

>>189850

The sin of being based on Stephen King characters.


591481 No.189888

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I refuse to believe in autists who don't love Sonic the Hedgehog. Where are this guy's rants about how the golden rings are foreskins Sonic must collect and return to their owners?


3aa31b No.189889

>>189846

Exactly. He is obsessed with it and as usual he also thinks this stuff is as obvious to other as it is to him.

>>189819

Carry the holocaust shit to /his/ where you can scream at functionalist (most experts are) all day. He accounts to malice what you can account to stupidity. Circumcision is just a unnecessary operation and Paulus has also written in one of the letters to the Romans that has no ritual purpose anymore, because Christians are circumcised (daisy chained with God) in the Mind by joining the congregation through baptism.

>>189850

Rape. But I don't know for certain, because the game is till hanging right there in my Backlog

>>189888

Let's check the Wikia history if it is still there. There should be one rant of this kind that has already been removed by another Sanic sperg. Sonic is in contrary to Silent Hill a huge fandom. I think you won't find that many sperg theories about foreskins on Sonic wikis.


49a394 No.189891

>>189889

Who did Harry rape?

My frame of reference is exactly Silent Hill 1, so unless Shattered Memories retconned the entire beginning, I'm not exactly following the story too closely.

Also, what did Grady do to deserve such punishment? He seems to be a victim of circumstances rather than a malicious force.


591481 No.189892

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>>189889

http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/AlexShepherd

only one edit there and it's just a section merge.


ff649f No.189902

>>189820

As much as Silent Hill 2 is hailed as a masterpiece, the game set an insufferable precedent which the sequels would adopt. The series set in an evil town later devolved into sociopolitical propaganda disguised as a horror story.

Silent Hill 1 and 3 will always be my favorites because, for the most part, they avoid that sanctimonious ickiness. It's also a lot less fun to play as an asshole.


14090f No.191316

>>190951

I'm still anal-assaulted about silent hills death


32cc87 No.191354

>>191316

Don't remind of PT. The shit they went down with PT makes me so fucking angry. They got Kojima and Del Toro on the same project and then they told them both to go fuck themselves.


0fb778 No.191436

>>190951

>I really really REALLY don't want that shit to start up again

But you're going to, right?

>I have no fucking idea what's wrong with that guy. I have no idea who he is or why I seem to bring out the very worst in him.

>'s just… holy fucking shit. What the fuck is that guy's problem?

>But Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck is wrong with that guy?

Stop being a passive-aggressive, whiny little bitch and shut the fuck up, Homor.


b27b72 No.191458

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03fe78 No.191472

>>189820

Not really, no. Out of the first four games, Silent Hill 2 was the only one that depicted the town as such, making it something of an oddity in the Team Silent era. SH1 depicts it as a mixture of demonic influences and Alessa's psychich power spilling over into reality, Silent Hill 3 depicts it as an after effect of the demon inside Heather forcing itself back into reality, and Silent Hill 4 depicts it as the result of a demonic ritual in progress. None of the protagonists in the games are guilty of anything major or have many demons to face. Harry gets involved because they kidnapped his daughter, Heather gets involved because the cult needs her to birth god, and Henry got involved simply because he was an unlucky bastard who moved in to the wrong apartment.

Really, the main downfall of the series (besides Konami basically renting the IP out to z-list dev teams like a five dollar hooker) was the belief that the Silent Hill franchise = Silent Hill 2, so after Silent Hill 4, every game in the series follows the same tired formula of a protagonist with amnesia/in denial must uncover his past and overcome his demons, often while being persued by a guy with something funny on his head and carrying a comically oversized weapon.

>>189816

Silent Hill 2 defintely has a lot of sexual imagery, but I honestly found the female-oriented themes and motifs of Silent Hill 3 to be much more disturbing. Frequent use of themes like the fear of being stalked (The Ghost in the Subway, the Stanley sub-plot, etc), abducted (Heather keeping a switchblade on her and a tazer in her room), or raped (a huge amount of enemies who's attack patterns consist of knocking Heather to the floor and forcing themselves upon her), the feeling of violation brought on by unwanted pregnancy, etc. Sure, there's nothing as overt as seeing Pyramid Head raping monsters to death, but the horror of the game is arguably just as oriented towards sex.


a55683 No.191506

>>189697

Does anybody know how I could contact Alex?

If he has a public email or something, I'd love to get his opinion on the situation and maybe get some kind of circumcision rant out of him.


591481 No.191515

>>191458

>>191500

those aren't tits, they're kangaroo pouches full of foreskins severed with that giant fucking blade.


32cc87 No.191517

>>191515

NO, those are giant circumcised dickheads pulsing out of her chest in horrible pain. God, it's so obvious!


32cc87 No.191520

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I think we're all so hyper-focused on Silent Hill we're missing all the clear and obvious symbolism in other video games.

I mean, Look at Nemesis from Resident Evil - doesn't his head and face look like a deformed foreskin sewn back onto an injured cock head?


8a8f69 No.191619

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>>191520

The Hell Knights from Doom 3 kinda look like circumcised dicks too. If you want, you can see dicks anywhere. Its just like in my anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ugd72UapxU


b145fe No.192026

You know everytime I go to /pol/ and see this kind of shit, I always brush it off as someone pretending to be retarded, because no one could spaz out this hard in real life.

Also the alignment is Chaotic Stupid.


0b01ec No.192027

>>189906

Yeah, that's why you see reams and reams of fanfiction instead. It's a simple cartoony world with enough inconsistency you can vaguely justify shoving almost anything in there.

>>191472

I think the deal is more that people LIKE the idea of Silent Hill reflecting the sins and self-hatred of the protagonist more than just generic demon-infested town. You can do so much interesting stuff with it.

But yes, the big issue is basically Konami putting the absolute bare minimum of effort into it, and now they don't even want to know.


282af0 No.192040

>>192027

That's all well and good of course. Speculation about the games is fun. Even though the circumcision thing is weird it still is an interesting theory I guess.

Theory. He had no place trying to wedge his ideas into the wiki.

I find him funny not so much because of his dick obsession but because he essentially was trying to make it canon.


d8cb49 No.192056

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>>191520

Don't forget all the vagina dentata out there. Sometimes it's obvious and on purpose. Horror is supposed to fuck with your head.


32cc87 No.192065

>>192026

Do people on /po/ really get worked up about this? I can't imagine this is a pressing issue.

>>192056

Oh yeah, good horror always pokes you in all the places you don't want them touching.


591481 No.192140

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>>192065

>good horror always pokes you in all the places you don't want them touching.

I hope that old fuck Ridley Scott remembers this for the next half a dozen Alien prequels he's supposed to be doing.

the medpod scene in Prometheus was pretty good, but not as scary as a chestburster because a chestburster doesn't require a vadge plus a convoluted process of contaminated drinks followed by sex after one person has been contaminated but before they start showing obvious symptoms of turning into a space zombie.

I guess the part where the baby squid became a giant facehugger brought it back to spooky-for-all-demographics.

and other parts of that movie are much more horrifying if you are aware of pinworms.


033da6 No.192202

The thing that makes me laugh is that Silent Hill is a Japanese game. Circumcision is not that common in Japan and when it is done on native Japanese (discounting the small number that do it for religious reasons) it's often done due to the boy/man having an extreme foreskin tightness (phimosis).

It'd be bizarre for a Japanese game to be centered around a topic many of it's fan base wouldn't 'get'.


0b01ec No.192206

There might be something to circumcision being done too much in the US without any real medical or religious reason but just some kind of fad, but every single anti-circumcision activist always turns out to be a completely insane clown. Same line as SJWs perhaps, the only people who care enough to make noise over it also happen to be psychotic socially broken attention whores.


fd2bcd No.192225

>>192206

Not entirely. The others just aren't as loud. http://www.jewsagainstcircumcision.org/ seems pretty reasonable.


b65aac No.194202

>>189707

he's a jew, of course he enjoys watching your weewee get cut off!




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