/cow/ - Lolcows (Merry Satanmas!)

Oh god the games hub is even worse

http://steamcommunity.com/app/417990#scrollTop=0

He's a self absorbed furry who is also socially an asshole. This is not surprising or out of the norm for furries.

If he is a lol cow his beans don't spill into anyone else's territory but his own. Other furriea are quick to grovel at anyone with the slightest bit of success in the furry community. People are quick to also worship at your feet if you are even one bit of attractive. He happens to be slightly cute and shown enough for himself to get this.

They built a little dickweed.

Is he a cow? No he'd a dog fursona. You should try looking up Leo the cardboard box cat who I'd also an intellect. It's all relative. They are assholes.

after browsing the steam reviews for his "game" i found some juicy stuff:

-here's a link a steam reviewer posted of evidence of Klace being a salty shit and deleting reviews and doing other misc. lulz-worthy bullshit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XXhFSC0yMqvU3zXXqjwOfAayAuxVLsOTk-OaUs0JzHk/edit

(review:http://steamcommunity.com/id/pineapple92/recommended/417990/)

-Klace attempting to dox some other furfag on facebook because of criticism of his shit "game"

http://i.imgur.com/i1AGb4j.jpg

much other stuff can be found in the doc the reviewer posted above.

btw, yes i think Klace could potentially be a good cow. has already produced lots of julay, now we just need to julay him.

>>189944

For fucks sake, it's like this guy can't come up with something even slightly original so all he does is copy other shit.

>>189867

As a furfag myself, I don't like him. He is a self-entitled piece of shit who, as people have stated many times before, cannot take criticism. Luckily, since he's been called out on this so much, a lot of the negative reviews are starting to stay. He usually posts passive aggressive shit in response though. But yeah, overall, piece of shit that even the fandom he associates with doesn't really like.

>>190134

I don't understand your fetish and find your subculture disturbing. You don't see many diaperfags being hauled around in strollers with full loads, but when you do they are almost always also wearing an animal mask. Same with Nazi fetishist. It's like someone snuck into a mental ward, dressed up all the patients up as mascots and left the door unlocked on their way out.

>>190146

I honestly don't understand a lot of parts of it either. Which is why I pretty much distance myself from all other furries except for the ones who would be considered more "normal" by people outside of the fandom. I can go on all day about how shitty and just plain fucked up most of the fandom is. Like you had brought up, fursuits. I don't really like those either, to be honest. "I'm trying to connect to my true self" I don't give a fuck. Most of them look downright weird. I dunno, most of the people in the fandom are annoying shitholes, either that or truly autistic. Those are usually the most annoying type. So I go about my own way.

>>190150

>Most of them look downright weird

Not to mention incredibly cheap looking–considering that most fursuiters are trustfund babies, you'd think they would go to the professional route for costume making instead of looking like some half-baked football mascot.

>>190174

Eh, I don't really like them either way. But I see your point, yes.

>>189946

Furries in a nutshell

>I wanna be a special snowflake. I know! I'll pose as an entirely different species on the internet! I'll just…wow coming up with something interesting is hard. I'm just going to put a dog nose/ears/tail on a person and give it wacky colors

>>190174

It's a weird combination of things.

>They only have cartoony shit for references because that's what the vast majority of furry artists do when they pay them for fursona pictures.

>They often end up making the fursuit set up to take pictures of from a specific angle that makes it look less dead than one where eye placement/ect is more neutral.

>Some are trustfund babbies but just as many if not more are on the tugboat for one reason or another and have to save up their welfare checks to afford furry porn (since they also live at home, where mommy pays the bills, buys the groceries, and takes little rent if any)

>They don't even care about quality, just that they are recognizable enough to attention whore as their online persona in real life and/or the optional crotch zipper doesn't fuck up their dick

>They were promised a whimsical time so when they put on the suit and don't feel some kind of strange inner peace, some part of them starts to realize they don't actually have brain damage, but are just stupid and impressionable. To protect their ego they then feel like they have to pretend to be as WACKY and hyperactive as possible

>>190385

>They don't even care about quality, just that they are recognizable enough to attention whore as their online persona in real life and/or the optional crotch zipper doesn't fuck up their dick

I've never thought about crotch zippers on those suits before. I would think it'd get extremely hot and uncomfortable to get hot and heavy inside one of those suits.

I'm trying to imagine how Kyle looks as he's baking inside his suit trying to engage in his fetish, with his greasy skin and matted hair having him look generally nasty as he desperately wants to live this fantasy that he's not an ordinary human, but rather this rainbow colored dog that gets fucked in the ass.

>>190134

Furman myself as well but I've been around enough to know there are actual normal people in the community that can keep it contained to their four walls. Some people really want to push it and this guy more or less expects to be viewed as famous.

There is nothing more irritating than people who their God damn fursona is "I'M A ROXKSTAR WHOSLOLRUNDUM!" Those ones can eat shit and die with the ones who like to eat shit and the ones who like to eat each other.

>>190733

*furfag. I do like that it autocorrected to furman though

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>>190746

It's something you like or dislike, most diaperfags aren't into it AFAIK.

>>190753

Oh look, another bluepilled /cow/boy. Pamperchu != the entire diaper fetish community.

>>190814

>bluepilled

>shitting yourself is A-okay but pamperchu is not

>>190814

How different is pamperchu from the rest f the diaperfag cult? As far as I know he does literally everything the same (shit his pants), which qualifies as belonging to said community. The only difference I can see is him microwaving shit.

>>190733

Since you're an insider of sorts, can you explain how the hell vore is supposed to be appealing? Is it some kind of snuff thing, or is the cult just populated by freaks that watched men in black 2 at an impressionable age?

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>>190854

Are you angry, do you need a hug?

>>190820

Pamperchu is a prime example of a lolcow that took the fetish too serious and is just batshit insane. >>>/abdl/ despises him and other people who steal diapers.

>>190992

>vore discrepancies

Cartoony vs realistic, got it. I take it hard vore is looked down upon in most circles because of the snuff element.

>Being closer than close, intimate contact, etc

Isn't that what unbirthing is for though? Is there some kind of split between the two groups that, as an outsider, I can't precieve as easily?

>>190994

>I take it hard vore is looked down upon in most circles because of the snuff element

You'd be right.

>Isn't that what unbirthing is for though? Is there some kind of split between the two groups that, as an outsider, I can't precieve as easily?

Well mouth vore could be seen as more intimate than through a girl's crotch. Add to that you'd have to be straight to consider unbirthing, and alot of furs are gay, so mouth vore is an alternative.

>>190346

I was at a furcon and there was this diaper bunny that roomed with my friends. They said he came out of the bathroom one night in only a diaper and layed down next to them. The diaper smelled ; he had clearly messed himself. They were too scared to say anything. he carried around a big stuffed carrot.

There's this video of this chick going to fur cons and fucking with the furries, humping them nonconsensually and puring ranch on them and shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgtOtPaG67A

>>190997

>mouth

>more intimate than a vagina

>eating more intimate than being absorbed into a sex organ

This is what furfags actually believe.

>>191194

Shit in your diaper and carry a big carrot, just like Teddy always used to say.

>>191007

so, i'm guessing the shitsona is essentially equivalent to Tumblrinas changing sexual orientations every 6 months and making up ridiculous and fake new ones (like sapiosexuality) just because they want to be unique and want to keep up with what's in and not out?

the shitsona seems to me like the same kind of special snowflake mentality all these Tumblrinas seem to have. whenever some furfag's shitsona is criticized, they're offended and sperg out because it's "special" to them.

that sound about right? they think their shitty OC makes them unique and individual from the rest, i'm guessing?

>>191007

It's also interesting how amazingly shitty the twitter furfag "community" is. They backstab each other left and right, shittalk behind backs and get to the point of not talking to someone with a lower follower count. I don't think I can find a more dysfunctional, mentally ill (it's like at least 60% of them have depression and mood disorders), maladjusted and malevolent fandom on the whole internet.

If you ever even consider befriending a furfag, you better ask them to show their medical history first.

>>191207

You got it.

>>191208

/furry/ is at least self-aware they're autistic fuckups and keep to themselves. Better than a forum with identities.

>>191208

Thought that was all furries in general. Humans love to create drama everywhere, just look at basic disputes and the shit that goes on daytime TV like Dr. Phil. Only difference is that "furfags are special" so their drama is MORE dramatic.

>>191194 This is what can happen when you mix faggotries. You can either be cool and have varrying interest, yeah sure. Then you can have idiots like that who don't care about strangers in the same room.

Don't force fetishes on others ffs, applies to public and private too.

>>191207

any time I see some shitsona that has rainbow colors or neon flashing color scheme I make sure to not engage with them if I can help it.

I guess the OP topic, Klace, also applies to this.