We all know that nerds, downyfags and furfags collectively provide a military surplus of cows, but what are some of the other subcultures which have their share of cows? The Goths, Punks, Psychobillies, Metalheads, Skinheads and everyone else in-between and on the periphery.
Does a certain subculture attract more cows than others? Share any and all anecdotes you may have. It doesn't necessarily have to be about someone you met online (although if you did, please share). Just tell us about their quirks, tics and triggers.
Metalheads are all over the child abuser, and their 'tism could vary greatly depending on the subgenre they're into. Regardless, most come from any one of these three stereotypes: nerds, stoners and white trash. The nerds were perhaps most passionate about the music, particularly with their meticulous knowledge of any song's given compositional grammar. They could readily dissect a song, talk about how cool it is because it's written in an odd time signature, et cetera. They were also incredibly easy to trigger if you were less than passionate about their favorite band. The stoners and white trash were just there to blow out their eardrums and stew in their burnt out, drunken haze, although the former were at least able to carry on a conversation about their favorite bands.
Punks are cunts. SJW-tier politics combined with grossly inflated egos and a completely misplaced sense of elitism. They had no problem with authoritarianism so long as they were the authority. As such, they're incredibly easy to trigger. Skinheads were pretty cool, though.
The term "Goth" is kind of a catchall for anyone dark, edgy and into a subculture, so it's kind of meaningless as a descriptor (unless we're describing fans of early 80s post-Punk like The Cure, Sisters of Mercy or Siouxsie), but to keep things short, I've never met a bonafide Goth in real life. The few I did online seemed pretty well-adjusted and had absolutely nothing else to report about.