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25dcc6 No.192339

nationalism and socialism needz to be banned!

0856bd No.192341

Wrong board.


349882 No.192345

>>192339

Sammy, the political Jew is nothing you need to concern yourself with.

If you get off your anti-psychotics, I can make you human again. Please, join the fold of the Aspergian occult.


25dcc6 No.192361

I do not take anti-psychoticz anymore…


349882 No.192364

>>192361

Good, meaning you have even more potential as material! I will reform your will to triumph yet, Samuel. I'm the only one who will ever have hope in your ability to transform into one of the overman. These cretins aren't even trolls.

They're the kind imbeciles entrenched in the very social justice cancer that they claim to despise.

That is why you need training into a commando for our cause, to expose this and humiliate them.

However, you must also agree to another condition. You must abandon your video game and retro technology, for they are hidden forms of brainwashing. They make your mind rely on the observed, and take away spiritual essence.

I'm not talking about God here, but in one's own triumphance.

You, as the Aspergian master-race, need to take Aspergianism seriously if you're going to demonstrate your mettel, and discontinue rotting docilely in front of devices. Think of it as a spirituality centered around you. I can show you the way, Sammy.


3a7b85 No.192405

You are now imagining a national socialist fusion called Bernald Trumpers.


23d1ef No.192410

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>>192339

shut up sammy. and learn to use the letter "S." not everything needs to be spelled like BRATZ


d9e543 No.192411

>>192364

>mettel

Barbie fan detected, you won't take hiz bratz.


93b6ae No.192429

>>192405

Sounds like a children's show character. Uncle Trumpers?


2c8aa6 No.192663

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Is OP Sam Hyde


25dcc6 No.193442

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Fuck borderz! Fuck Costumz! Fuck Import Taxez! Free Trade Between US and EU now!!!

MORE USA!!!!

all nationalistz needz to die!

internationism now!

bitchez!


23d1ef No.193486

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>>193442

When Trump gets elected he's going to ban mylar exports. Better start hoarding faggot.


d7d205 No.193487

>>193442

No Sammy. The Trotksyists will take away your precious baloons if it means:

1. Denying the autist of an orgasm, under the pretext of 'integration';

2. Denying the autist of a niche, under the pretext of 'integration';

3. Rendering unto an autist the socially isolating impetus for integration to take place (a dollar in the hands of the internationalists is one more for a globalist plantaton and less for an autist), pressurizing psychiatric visitations.

Please reconsider, Samuel.


0856bd No.193492

>>193487

Yes, bite the hand that feeds you. You live off the dole. You welfare queen.


23d1ef No.193612

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2c2dd5 No.193613

>>193492

Literally everyone who complains about 'welfare queens' is one

Whether a rich useless fuck who only stays rich because the government bails them out or a poor idiot who's convinced themselves they're totally different from all the other poor idiots


0856bd No.193629

>>193612

That's probably snuff to him. I wonder if he is tearfully jacking off right now.


12eeaf No.193650

>>193612

Sensible chuckle.


0856bd No.193653

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

5,4,3,2,1 confetti.


ae9925 No.193676

>>193612

DEATH TO MYLAR


61e404 No.193680

shit thread, glad the catalog is being wasted on this shit


d7d205 No.193684

>>193492

My dole income is so low that no, I actually live primarily off donations from acquaintances.


a61865 No.193694

>>193613

I've dealt with people in a women's prison before.

The welfare queen stereotype is real even if it feels wrong.


0856bd No.193711

>>193684

Like Negi?


de4bb4 No.194523

>>193694

Is it can be story tiem now?


0856bd No.194539

>>194523

Is this the thread for that? Yeah. Go ahead. Just make sure to throw in some early 2000's references. Like the walkman your cellmate hanged herself with.




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