/cow/ - Lolcows

>>192551

I remember a while back he said he was going to write a book about the state of the modern gaming industry. If it is, it will be out of touch and have editing errors just like his last book. Whatever it is, you can bet there will be a free download somewhere so we can all read it.

>>192560

Five dollars says at least two chapters will be dedicated to the evils of pokemon, and how it stole the good children away from the safety of the 1980's and saint morrio.

Actually, let's get this thread started right and postulate on the assorted bullshit this book is bound to be crammed with.

>>192551

Your file name really should have just been 'Another Brick'

MovieBob>Null

>>192573

I get the feeling that if MovieBob cared about sports, he'd be constantly bitching about the Washington Redskins.

Imagine the amount of asshurt that would happen if there is a Chiefs-Redskins Super Bowl. Tumblr might crash.

Anybody have a link for bob's book?

>>192576

Sup Strelo/k/?

>>192573

Don't you love it when liberal landwhales try to assert their opinions on subjects they don't have a single clue about?

Another 200 says he confuses the Bureau of Land Management with black lives matter.

>>192579

I wouldn't be surprised. Black Twitter has been on about evil white men stealing one of their buildings.

>>192580

I retract my bet and up the ante to 8,000 to pay for my side replacement surgery.

Moviebob rapes children

>>192586

Yes I do, kid. Yes I do.

>>192586

I never understood why all these months (over a year ;_; )you said that in every thread, then I began to believe in meme magic.

>>192595

The bigger you make a lie and the more you repeat it, the greater traction and believability it'll gain.

>>192575

You know what would would be awesome? New York Hymies vs. Baltimore Niggers. That would be the best goddamned thing. Unless we could get insulting terms for white people involved.

Like, say, Los Angeles Trolley-dodgers vs. New York Yankees.

OH WAIT.

>>192654

White people can't ever know what racism is like because power, wealth, all sorts of other reasons why minorities can't be held accountable for judging someone for things out of their control.

I guarantee you that would be his reaction while he waits for Anita-sempai to notice him.

>>192654

Hymies-Niggers rivalry? Might as well call it the Crown Heights game.

>>192576

reading by morgan freeman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4WmtxpedX4

>>192575

Ironically most Native Americans either give zero shits about the Redskins or actually like the team due to the logo.

>>192575

The chiefs are actually named after a mayor.

>>192672

You want to go to the Peanut and get some wings? I'll buy the first round.

Does Blob have any family that's still in contact with him?

>>192690

If people want to buy that, at least they're reading and not just watching video like braindead assholes. Look at the upside.

>>192691

His mum and his brother

>>192692

A book like Bob's has no intellectual value whatsoever. It really wouldn't matter what format it was in.

The best we can hope for is that he puts in more autobiographical stuff so we can have a second Lolcow Manifesto

>>192693

I was speaking from more of an 'exercise' level and not a 'value' level. No one who buys that book is going to be looking for something intellectually valuable, but at least the brain gets exercise parsing the words.

>>192695

And my point is that it's a pointless exercise. It's like, I dunno, doing a shake weight or something.

>>192693

>A book like Bob's has no intellectual value whatsoever. It really wouldn't matter what format it was in.

I'm kind of hoping for a serial release. That way each week we can take bets on what retarded thing he's going to say next.

>>192662

Or even if It's Bernie Sanders. Bob hates him too even though politically they are similar, on the mere basis that he's running against Hillary.

Prolly just his grocery list.

>>192690

>Gamergate was my personal Vietnam

>>192776

If the first brick was any indication he's a pretty shit editor.

Probably didn't teach him proper editing technique in Community College

>>192774

Well of course! Bernie is a privileged white heterosexual male. Even if he is a dyed in the wool liberal and not a two-faced shill like Hillary, he's still actively attempting to deprive a stronk indypendent wombyn of the presidency. As a good liberal, Bernie should just let Hillary have the candidacy.

>>192786

Seriously, let's take bets now. This is going to happen, I know it.

>>192793

His self importance is nothing short of hilarious

>>192785

>Texans beating the Chiefs

>Vikings beating the Seahawks

Get out.

I would like to see a detailed plan from him on how to solve all the world's problems, since he clearly believes that he is an intellectual elite and those guys always have good ideas.

He should be writing that instead of writing about video games. It would probably be funnier.

>>192815

>Did he somehow see nudes of Chelsea

Wouldn't be hard to do so. He probably had a good fap over her too.

>>192815

> he must hate his old interests

For real though. He hasn't had a single positive thing to say about video games since GamerGate started. Even Nintendo. If anything he chastises them every time Mistress Anita finger wags them for this and that.

I am convinced Blob fucking hates video games, and that some day soon he'll abandon the "game" schtick for good because he doesn't want to be associated with the gamer crowd or something, despite having bandied about being a true blue gamer for so much of his "career".

>>192818

>some day soon he'll abandon the "game" schtick for good because he doesn't want to be associated with the gamer crowd or something

I doubt he'd do that:

A) Because then he couldn't get on his high horse about how gaming is more 'inclusive' now and about hoe 'misogynistic dudebros' don't represent the 'real' gamers

B) Because if he did that he would sort of have to admit that he's been beaten and if there's one thing FilmRobert is good at doing it's doubling down

>>192793

>Too many of "the people" are idiots. I'm tired of existing on their terms.

You know, saying something like that wouldn't have been entirely pathetic if he was 20 years younger and 300 pounds lighter.

I can imagine a kid feeling somewhat edgy saying that shit, throwing up horns and whatnot. But holy shit, even a kid would realize that saying it in between baying for censorship and calling for gun control makes you look like a fucking tool.

>>192823

I don't think even a child would say something so stupid. The farthest I've known children to go is not wanting to do what their parents/authority figures tell them to do.

>>192573

>Moviebob calling OTHERS regressive

my fucking sides

>>192690

what if it's a book on his life set through mario maker

>>192834

well he is making a lot of progress with those weight gains, and now he's got the diabetes.

>>192786

i think he said the console wars was his vietnam

so would gaymer gobble be his north korea?

>>192815

you can see Chelsea's nudes on her ED page

but I honestly don't know why you'd want to

she's dyed her hair so many times it literally looks like she's wearing a wig & she just looks smelly

>>192837

regressive right-wing goobletygoblins are clearly worse than 9/11, so they're his War on Terror.

>>192830

>literal terrorists and traitors

they're no different than the dumb cunts who do the occupy mizzou shit

only difference, they're smart enough to BRING their boom sticks

>>192835

I would like Bob to write an autobiography, if only because I'm morbidly fascinated to see just what the fuck happened to him.

>>192830

For as much as he's bragging about "editing" his shitty new book, he's spending an awful lot of time ranting on twitter instead of, you know, actually writing.

>>192842

all i know about his life is that he claims to have helped keep gamers from being columbine shooters & he thought about his sweaty balls at his grandma's funeral

>>192845

IIRC he didn't even go to his grandma's funeral because he didn't want to face his family. I know for certain he wrote about missing her final moments on her deathbed to play fucking Mario for his book.

>>192847

my god

i barely knew my grandma, & I even went to her final moments

>>192846

>I'm not a troll, I'm just a troll.

>>192842

>For as much as he's bragging about "editing" his shitty new book, he's spending an awful lot of time ranting on twitter instead of, you know, actually writing.

Maybe he's going to publish a collection of his tweets. "Wise words from the overlord himself". A comprehensive compilation of his tweets on political matters. He obviously thinks he's chairman Mao, so why not issue his own little red book so we can all drink deep from his piss flavored fountain of wisdom?

>>192854

> He obviously thinks he's chairman Mao, so why not issue his own little red book so we can all drink deep from his piss flavored fountain of wisdom?

Oh god, I would actually love to see that.

It'd basically be "How to Not Get A Girlfriend/Have Friends/Make Your Parents Proud/Be A Contributing Member of Society/Be a Likable Person for Dummies".

>>192857

don't forget

Be physically perfect

>>192858

>not doing it up every day at the local pool

>>192793

Someone should ask Bob if he's familiar with Dark Enlightenment types and tell him that he sounds literally just like them right now.

>>192830

Holy shit, sorry for doublepost but if GG wanted to they could probably cost him that screwattack gig. Someone got archived/tweetsaved versions of that rant?

>>192875

There is literally nothing wrong with NRx.

>>192882

Other than Moldbug's blindness in regards to the JQ, I generally agree.

>>192830

Holy autism, Batman! Even that shit is too autistic for sjws (of course, Dobson would probably agree with him since he's also dense).

>>192876

I doubt that'd be possible. It's not like he doesn't make similar rants constantly. Screwattack likely approves of his political ideology.

>>192884

Moldbug is a merchant, and is likely trying to turn the whole thing into a cult of personality based around himself.

>>192862

>hole

And I'll be coming for you too, for your bad grammar

>>192876

https://archive.is/hYpDP

https://archive.is/ylcnb

>>192793

This is a typical liberal stance honestly. I think Thomas Sowell refers to them as the 'anointed', those that see themselves as wiser and nobler than others and who think the way to improve society is to force the government to force others to live as the anointed ones deem appropriate rather than let others live as they wish.

A simple example of this mindset at work can be seen in the 'documentary' Supersize Me, where the star suggests that others need to have their intake of food deals so as to fight obesity. The star of the movie works on the thesis that if someone is offered a deal on food that they will take it and eat all food they are given even when it could make them feel ill. So the man essentially is pretending that average people are like cattle that need to be prodded by the anointed ones to behave appropriately. This was actually countered in the movie Fat Head where someone went about on a diet of purely fast food for a month and lost weight in order to show that it's mostly a calorie in calories out issue, and the documentarian goes through dismantling all of Supersize Me's points.

>the console wars dragged on like my own personal Vietnam

>>182999

fucking "That file already exists"

>>192926

God damn it Sam. Take a fucking shower once in a while. Why do you always have to look like such a greasy nasty goon? You are an okay looking guy if you weren't so sloppy.

>>192902

Vietnam shouldn't have been as bad as it was. The retarded ROE screwed any chance the military had of doing something effective because the war was televised and the pentagon was afraid of the reaction of the public to reality.

How much of the baby boomer generation was fucked up because their parents were too soft and tried to protect them from reality?

>>192929

To be honest I really do think these cell phone videos are the funniest. The long stuff like the weeb conference, the faggot stand up routine, or the TED talk are great, but it is like watching Andy Kaufman. You are waiting for the joke until you realize what it is and then you sit there watching others to see if they got it. It would be funny as fuck in person, but the same excitement isn't there if you weren't in the audience.

Stuff like this and the Mind=Blown video are great entry level stuff for Sam's sense of humour because the conceit is very easy to play along with but ultimately if MDE gets big you could end up stereotyped and typecast by this kind of stuff.

That's what I would say to Sam if he was here, shamelessly promoting himself.

>>192930

Hi Sam?

>>192886

They'll toss him by the end of the year, guaranteed.

I remember reading in one of these threads that the people who own ScrewAttack now are generally more likely to cancel low rated cocks, which is what Bob's stuff is.

>>192857

>"How to Not Get A Girlfriend/Have Friends/Make Your Parents Proud/Be A Contributing Member of Society/Be a Likable Person for Dummies".

Le GRAND chateau autiste: Bob de cinéma

>>192927

I bet you don't even go to Ross you fuck up

>>192815

>wanting nudes of a hook-nosed goblin or a rainbow haired tub of lard

>ever

Then again, people call him Movie"Blob", so I suppose it's not out of the question.

After about 20 minutes of waiting, I was joined by another pair of early birds: a young mother and her two children. One was a boy of about six or eight, and the other was a toddler whose gender was undeterminable as he/she was wrapped in a solid cocoon of winter-wear and cradled against their mom's shoulder. I got the sense that we may have been there for the same thing- they likely picking up a pre-order, me hoping there was stock behind the pre-orders- and I could tell this despite the fact that we only said "hello" to one another…

Not by some psychic intuition, I stress, but because the boy was making it pretty clear: he was excitable to the point of bounching, and his attire told the rest of the tale: Mario t-shirt, Mario baseball cap, Mario backpack, even Mario sneakers. The kid was a walking advertisement for NSMBWii-era Mario. I looked down at him, smilied, nodded. He looked up at me, realizing (before I did, honestly) that I also happened to be wearing a Mario shirt- one from my era (SMB2 character-select screen, to be precise) with a look of quizzical surprise: "this big older guy knows Mario, too?"

Yes I do, kid. Yes I do.

>>192926

what video is this from?

>>192958

That's not very realistic. A guy that thin could do much better than blob.

>>193097

>whites owning land

think about who benefits from this no longer being the case.

>>193097

The ranchers have guns and wanted to protest the notion that their land could be taken away just because the feds wanted to.

Liberals hate the notion of people protesting while carrying around guns as they despise the notion of someone protecting themselves with one, especially when it means scaring the government to any extent.

The property issue may be part of their ire as well. Most liberals live in cities and so there's less of a chance for them to have experience with owning property. If they've never had experience with owning property and would never dream of owning property, then they can't sympathize with those that do. Empathy is not their strong suit so looking at issues like this from anyone else' perspective is next to impossible.

>>193097

>>193113

In Bob's case, I think some of his more extreme views are faked. Maybe faking it for the money like Coffin or maybe he genuinely wants to fit in somewhere.

In this instance, even if he was under the impression that the protesters had shot up the place, the remarks almost seem personal. Or he might be cranky what with not getting his beauty sleep and checking his feet every 10 minutes to make sure they haven't turned green.

>>193139

His more batshit views are what got him fired from The Escapist in the first place. If he kept his mouth shut, a lot of the people who called for his firing would still be watching him. So I don't believe he's doing it for the money.

His feminist ass-kissing did get him into a local SJW clique though, I believe. And he has struggled with loneliness, to the point where he went to a ren fair alone in his mario costume IIRC. So your theory does have merit.

>>193142

>His more batshit views are what got him fired from The Escapist in the first place

According to Bob, some DANG DIRTY MISOGYNIST DUDEBRO working for The Escapist got him fired. I'm thinking Yahtzee, A because Yahtzee's notoriously anti-SJW and B because when Blob wrote his blog post about his firing he mentioned great people who still work there, but neglected to mention Yahtzee. One might think 'fair enough, everyone already knows Yahtzee' but keep in mind that Bob never missed an opportunity to suck Yahtzee's dick in that shit book of his, so the omission seems strange.

>>193148

Wonder if he tried to get Yahtzee to declare his allegiance to SJWism, Yahtzee told him to fuck off and it escalated from there. Or something along those lines.

>>193097

Social conditioning from liberal television, social media, and political statements.

Basically the people have grown into useful idiots meant to be exploited. Keep in mind that no one has been injured in this ranch occupation, where as the niggers in ferguson murdered several people and burned down entire neighborhoods.

>>193148

>because Yahtzee's notoriously anti-SJW

Is he? It seems to me like he just doesn't give a fuck either way. Of course SJWs would see that as hateful anti-SJW behaviour but to me he seems mostly neutral.

>Yahtzee told him to fuck off

I do like to believe that he wanted to make some crossover reviews like those cool kids over at tgwtg. However, the fact that not even Jim did one with him just shows how disliked he is.

>>193155

>Is he?

Watch his Let's Plays. He frequently goes on about his dislike for Social Justice Warriors. It was widely circulated last year when he said in one of Let's Plays what he thought of stuff like Shirtstorm. He also commented on 4chan censorship and said that SJWs made it hard for him to stay neutral on the whole GamerGate issue.

Yahtzee's pretty based.

>>193148

> A because Yahtzee's notoriously anti-SJW

I've watched a couple Let's Plays of Yahtzee's that he's done with a friend of his who is a fervent believer of SocJus dogma. While Yahtzee is against some SJW styles of argument, he still seems to lean in that direction politically.

>>193166

You can be a liberal and still hate SJWs you know. I'd bet there are PLENTY of Conservatives who hate Birthers.

>>192774

When did this happen? I'd like a source.

Still Bob is mixed on Margaret Thatcher, largely seen as the UK Regan so I can buy it.

>>193187

Bob is only mixed on Thatcher because 'Muh wymynz'. Otherwise, to him, she'd just be another DANG DIRTY CONSERVATIVE.

God knows what he'd do if, by some miracle, Ann Coulter ever became President.

hey, let's give Cinema Robert an aneurysm

bring up Cologne & ask him what he thinks about the 1000+ Muslim men systematically raping several of the women on new years

>>193227

He'll say no rape took place because the women were:

1) White

2) cis

3) German, and thus deserving of anything atrocious that ever happens to them because every last one of them is a nazi by virtue of being born after 1945.

I bet my favorite pokemon cards on it.

>>193184

>PLENTY of Conservatives who hate Birthers

Only Fox Jews viewers, Neocucks and some Stormfags take that shit seriously. Everyone else on the right laughs at them.

>>192948

You mean Rooster Teeth? They really don't cancel stuff, they just don't do another season. But regardless they actually have business sense so I don't see why they wouldn't get rid of a cocks producer that isn't making any money

>>193232

I think more started to believe in it the more Obama kept trying to side step it.

He was oddly secretive about a variety of records. Though that's probably more from wanting to control PR flow more than anything, it still worked to become a more divisive point.

>>193134

Does this guy do art for Steven Universe, or do these retards all just draw in the style of the now (like how every hipster idiot drew in noodly Adventure Time style for years)?

>>193148

That's what Bob wants people to think so he can get some pitybux for his Patreon from the SocJust drones.

IIRC he got into a private pissing contest with one of the higher ups at The Escapist over some incendiary GamerGate stuff he [Bob] posted on Twitter. Something like:

> Hey tone it down some

> No you fucking bigot

> Okay, you're gone

I think it came from some chatlogs with the escapist guy in question where he didn't name names for the sake of some NDA but it was pretty obvious who he was talking about. Since there was only one retard on that site who would mouth off to someone who was effectively his boss about politics.

Anyone else know what I'm talking about or did I just hallucinate that?

>>193317

>Anyone else know what I'm talking about or did I just hallucinate that?

Bob said GGers should be relegated to talk radio like the other 'evolutionary dregs', Macris/Archon told him to shut the fuck up. He did, briefly, before he went full sperg again.

It's honestly no surprise Bob got fired but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a couple of people in particular who wanted him gone.

>>193334

Yeah yeah, that's the guy, Archon.

I remember him straight up saying that he didn't like Bob and wouldn't miss him if he was gone in those chatlogs, so I doubt he was the only one too.

>>193350

>I remember him straight up saying that he didn't like Bob and wouldn't miss him if he was gone in those chatlogs

This part I don't remember. Got any sauce?

>>193356

No, unfortunately. If I did I would've already posted it. I just remember him saying shit like that, how Bob was abrasive and generally unpleasant to be around.I'm pretty sure he never actually name dropped either but it was easy to tell.

Someone's gotta have those screencaps, though.

>>192793

Reminder that Blob used to be a Randroid at some point at his life and took the worst elements of the heroes and villains.

>>193317

It's the new fad artstyle among tumblr types. It replaced Adventure Time's noodle arm dot eye style.

>>192551

>Well I'm pretty sure none of this will be saved because of the massive cuck-up known as 8chan's migration.

Why cant Hotwheels just sack josh? I'd bet /tech/ has at least five dozen better coders than josh.

>>193184

>>193166

Over the years he's filled almost every review of CoD or Uncharted he's ever done with horseshit "this game is racist cuz you're a white guy killing minorities" rhetoric.

Now he comes out bitching about SJWs calling bigotry on everything completely oblivious to the role he played in creating that culture in games media.

He's one of THOSE types of liberals.

Like the "gamers are dead" authors who then complained about the SVU episode.

>>193387

Sunk costs. If you spent 10k on something, you'd wanna get the most out of it, right?

>>193391

This is the guy you're talking about?

>>193398

He did get slammed pretty badly for making a tranny joke in his Papers Please review. I remember going to the Escapist forums not long after that was put up and seeing dozens and dozens of trannies just pop out the woodwork to accuse Yahtzee of being being a bigot as if he was personally insulting them, including this fucking gem here.

>>193398

Yahtzee's worked with two SJW blowhards, both of whom have an apparent fixation on being accepted by them, with limited success due to their backgrounds. They probably don't want Yahtzee or the Escapist being brought up because it'd be more awkward shit for them to deal with so they just try to make it a non-issue.

>>193386

>>193406

I suppose blob gets a few points for "evolutionary dead end" since that's more creative than "shitlord" or "pissbaby", but he's still pretty far in the negative. or the poz

>>193403

Different IDs retard.

>>193413

Oh, good.

Then you, specifically, step off the soapbox.

>>193386

hey, i remember you from my days as a fag on deviantart

you post here? didn't know you were that based, dude

>>193438

ahh, sorry. my mistake

i was thinking i was gonna get a surprise this morning

i should stop posting here b4 my coffee

>>193317

>>193406

I remember that Blob dragged his feet about the reasons for his dismissal at the time, but months later he said that he threatened to quit and was let go instead.

https://archive.is/i1Hkn

>>193379

Now that's news to me. Source?

>>193446

>I remember that Blob dragged his feet about the reasons for his dismissal at the time, but months later he said that he threatened to quit and was let go instead.

That's fake, you dumbass

>>193446

He has a lukewarm review of the Atlas Shrugged movie on the Escapist where he said he agrees with Rand's beliefs that the rabble should get out of smart people's ways and he referenced the book a few times on twitter (too lazy to find it, but I might look later). Also, he defintely fits the profile. Loser nerd with no friends reads a big book that teaches him that people hate him because of how smart and capable he is.

>>193453

Not to mention he liked Bioshock, which borrows a lot of themes from Rand.

>>193471

It borrows themes but it was mostly showing how a Galts Gulch would suck irl. Bioshock 2 was about how communism would suck and Bioshock Infinite was about how nostalgic Americana nationalism sucks.

I'd argue his Magneto Didn't Do Anything Wrong video is blatantly Randian. Again, bullied misunderstood geniuses vs. evil rabble wanting to drag them down so they should tell the yokels to fuck off and build their own civilization with blackjack and hookers

>>193468

The progtards are so desperate to take the blame off mudslimes for being terrorists that they'll cling on anything to say "No guys, white people are the REAL terrorists." It was the same as when BLM was rioting in Ferguson and twitter was going on about the black churches that burned down and the Klan when cases weren't related and not arson. They can't accept that minorities aren't perfect angels so they have to project flaws onto whites so they can complain about a perceived double standard. Also, it fits into their hateboner for guns and the stereotype of gun owners as backwood hicks so two birds with one stone.

>>193407

Fuck that sucked.

>>193479

so, seems like Bob might be more right-winged than he wants to admit

>>193526

Wouldn't surprise me. The amount of projection Bob does when it comes to the gamer 'community' is staggering. He is literally everything he accuses them of being.

>>193417

Never namefag.

>>193560

so you want to bring back what's probably the most universally agreed upon as the worst part of the original trilogy?

I actually found it funnier that he claims people want to see the sarlacc pit again as if people cared about that.

>>193560

> thinking any of this is a good idea

It's a good thing he's never had the gumption to make anything beyond a shitty, subpar webseries if he thinks this would make a good movie.

> And there has GOT to be some writer or director who wants to "rescue" those characters

Only the worst kind of fanboys, I would imagine. The kind that would've made TFA nothing but a 2 hour long compilation of Star Wars memes.

>>193577

When this happens, we get shit like the EU, where random bar patron #12 from A New Hope gets his own 12 part miniseries detailing how if it wasn't for him being in that bar at that moment, none of the original trilogy would've happened. Basically just sanctioned fanfiction. Now I liked plenty of stories set in the EU, but holy shit do I not care that they've been axed now, because a vast majority of it was utter garbage (like Dark Empire and the clone emperor shenanigans), and getting angry that Disney declared what fictional events have and have not happened is the height of autism.

>>193570

He probably just wants some scenes with a character he can self-insert into, such as a giant sandy vagina that lives underground.

>>193592

>He probably just wants some scenes with a character he can self-insert into

they could "reveal" that Jabba didn't die, he just passed out from asphyxiation and came to in the wreckage of his hoverbarge.

>>193542

Ironic considering John K. is an SJW's worst nightmare.

>>193560

Blob's pitches are absolutely TVTropes tier. All he can do is bash other popular movies together like a retard and shout "Look what I can do!" Bitch, no one is going to hire you for screenwriting, especially since all you can do is write fanfic and call it a movie script.

>miss a dozen deadlines to write this

That's a weird euphamism for Big Macs. Let me guess, you call your kitchen a studio and your bathroom post production.

>>193610

>Blob's pitches are absolutely TVTropes tier

Not even TV Tropes are that bad

>>193480

Certainly minorities are no angels, but who was it that fostered the current terrorists all through the 80s by tunneling money through Saudi Arabia and Israel which went into financing a huge amount of extremist mosques and using the muds and then discarding them when they were of no use?

Yeah thats right, shitheads like Reagan controlled in the shadows by the jews.

These liberal tards of course would never be able to realize that it was the merchant all along.

someone repost the pdf of his book, the old link expired

Speaking of Blob coming up with shitty fanfiction ideas, who can forget this gem:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2014/12/a-shameless-exercise-in-what-i.html

>>193610

Dude once wrote this article about tropes and how nerds cared too much about them (though he also said tvtropes was a "wonderful website"). He used the framing device of aliens kidnapping some dude an challenging him to tell a completely unique story or the earth would be destroyed. I don't remember the resolution but it was probably shit.

>>193666

Obsessions with tropes and "subverting" them is a surefire way to write a story that reads like it was written by a machine using automated algorithms rather than, y'know, a fun story written by a person.

>>193407

I think I just found the world's most autistic reaction video.

>>193679

am i the only one who's tired of "tropes" in general?

what happened to them being called cliches

>>193698

Cliché is a bit more negative a term than trope, I think. Clichés are tropes, but not all tropes are clichés.

>>193698

>>193701

Yeah, cliches are basically overjulayed tropes.

>>193658

> LORD OF THE RINGS meets 21 JUMP STREET by way of GHOSTBUSTERS.

I'll let that speak for itself.

>>193679

> Fun story

But there's the rub with Bob. He doesn't want fun, he wants something that is calculably good. Something his autistic mind can look at and say that "Trope 1 + Trope 2 = Good Writing" instead of anything with a modicum of spontaneity or passion. I feel like Bob's the kind of guy who doesn't let a story tell itself so much as carefully plot out each and every detail down to the minutiae without ever conceding anything. It kind of shows in how stilted and stock the """"story"""" in the Game Overthinker was.

Speaking of, did he ever continue the weird story shit like he said he was? I was kind of looking forward to that, if only to see how much worse he could do.

>>193657

That's pretty blatant. The only question is whether it's supposed to be an homage or not.

>>193721

Plagiarism; Slayers is too 'problematic' for a sjw to homage.

Design stealing is just fine though because shut up shitcishetshitlord.

>>193721

Homage (thankfully for Kyle, children are too young to recognise this fact)

>>193715

>he wants something that is calculably good.

In general, that's how people obsessed with tropes tend to write stories. "Avoid trope X, Use trope Y, subvert trope Z." etc. Less like they're writing a story and more like they're solving a math equation. It leads to incredibly soulless, boring stories.

And then you get shit like "Tropes vs Women" which mixes Women's Studies feminism and SJW nonsense in with the process, and the already toxic mindset becomes downright carcinogenic.

>>193734

If Slayers is problematic for an SJW, I can only imagine that something like Hetalia or G Gundam would cause an SJW to have a conniption.

>>193232

Don't act so high and mighty you cockslob.

Obama claimed that he was born in Kenya in his very own biography, and there were multiple news outlets that reported "Kenyan-born Obama elected Senator" when he got elected Senator.

Even if he was actually born in the US, that would give you more than enough reason to suspect him.

>>193821

Kill yourself.

>>193823

Leftypol is that way libtard; either mock the blob or fuck off.

>>193386

Anybody have the picture of the wall at CN studios where the cowboy bebop artist drew spike and some tumblrite drew her shitty fan character over it?

>>193846

That perfectly encapsulates the downfall of CN in one picture.

>>193850

Wut

>>193854

8chan fucked up

should be a .gif

look

>>193849

>>193846

>>193657

>well known Anime

>CN drew their hipster cartoons on it

coincidence? I think not!

>>193833

Swallow a whole bottle of Xanax on webcam and have a friend upload it to LiveLeak.

>>193869

>I have no counter argument, so I'll toss out an ad hominem like the liberal tool I am

It's almost like you're a parody of yourself.

>>193808

That's exactly what I mean. I used to know a guy when I was a freshman in college who would talk your ear off about this manga he was supposedly working on but never made. He literally had a character sheet with each and every character, down to the most minor, with every trope from TV tropes (links to the pages included) that made the character. What few pages he did have were the most generic, paint by number 4koma slice of life bullshit I had ever seen. Harmless, but sterile and devoid of any actual passion, but with tangible amounts of autism. Like you said, it's like a math equation.

The point is, that's the kind of writer Bob strikes me as.

>>193900

>each and every character, down to the most minor, with every trope from TV tropes (links to the pages included)

TV tropes was a mistake. It's fun, but too many writers mistake that for depth

>>193900

Well that's just the issue; people mistake being able to recognize and analyze common recurring motifs in media that they think they're capable of actually writing something that's good.

I mean, take Miracleman by Alan Moore, which is in essence a grand deconstruction of the concept of superheroes, from grand-scale stuff to how the revelation that superheroes exist would effect the world on a societal level, to smaller stuff like how inherently pathetic a civilian identity would be in comparison to their superhero identity. If you break it down piece by piece, you can actually see all the individual character tropes that he's deconstructing, and he was doing it before tropes were a thing, but unlike most wannabe writers out there who think they're clever for figuring out a 'realistic' depiction of superheroes, Moore makes it work because he's a really talented writer on top of being able to recognize and subvert character archetypes and storylines.

>>193908

In order to be a good writer, you have to understand people, which is why autistics never produce anything good.

>>193818

The SJWs would be too busy salivating over the bishies

Skype 5124877816

>>192801

>green shells

>not blue shells or bowser shells

Poor form.

>>193906

TVTropes IIRC came from the Buffy/Angel fans, a way for older & better-read fans to explain what this or that scene means or implies, or why this character is cool and that one is lame. Which is not a bad thing itself, introducing the next generation to literary devices and dramatic presentation and the like.

It's sort of a "Lit 101" paddling pool, one that's as wide as the ocean, but still only as deep as a kiddie pool.

>>193846

>today's current shitty low-fi cartoon art defacing the glorious stylish art of yesteryear

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>>192928

>How much of the baby boomer generation was fucked up because their parents were too soft and tried to protect them from reality?

Not many. All those people were so tired with their hippie parents being annoying that they all became staunch conservatives and got Reagan into office. Ask Patton Oswalt.

>>193950

Because it doesn't require skill.

>>193993

It's not only the character design but these people have no sense of composition and everything looks flat all the time. It always looks like a bunch of papers stacked on top of each other. There's never a good sense of depth.

>>193996

Exactly. How sad is it that new seasons fucking South Park are better illustrated and animated than "artsy" hipster cartoons like SU?

>>193846

That's the zeitgeist of the animation industry, right there. Entitled fucking millenial is either too stupid to notice someone already made a sketch there; too stupid to know what it is despite working in the same field or knowing full well what it is but so fucking entitled that they draw their plagiarized hipster-garbage OC on top of them and with sharpie just to make it extra unbearable. The cherry on top? r/anime actually defending the intern with the most ass-backwards logic they can find.

>>193598

I love the packaging text:

> This Rebel Alliance chief communications officer remains at her post until the final evacuation from Hoth, relaying attack commands to Rebel forces.

That is literally all she did in the entire movie. It makes sense considering she was on screen for only a few seconds. Some autistic part of me wants to have all these figures and remake the entire movie using them, down to every pointless background character who doesn't have a single line of text.

I wonder how these toys came to be. Did Lucas really give every character in every scene a name? Was some random intern assigned to make toys and he just flipped though the movie coming up with random names?

>>193997

Especially when those episodes are always rush jobs animated in a few days.

>>194009

I thought the same thing when I looked at the packet.

I'm guessing the "guy who decides not to fire on the escape pod" figure says something about his expertise in escape pod malfunctions.

>>193996

is there like a book to help with that?

I've been looking into getting into animation

I already have animator's survival kit

>>194000

>r/anything being cucks

Who would have guessed?

>>194009

Fox let Lucas keep the merchandising rights to the franchise because they all thought Star Wars would bomb.

Because of this, Lucas really likes to put out toys.

>>193872

Off-topic politifagging doesn't deserve to be counter-argued. Just mocked until it cries and goes away.

>>194000

> r/anime actually defending the intern with the most ass-backwards logic they can find.

>Lmao the comments on that Instagram are just generic butthurt "kids these days" bullshit. It's "sad" that Cowboy Bebop is "something old people watched"? It's called the passage of time. I like Cowboy Bebop as much as the next person, but this is ridiculous.

GAS THE REDDITORS WEB WAR NOW

>>194057

I guess it's true that you're only destined to watch the monuments of the past crumble.

This is all terrible, I cant believe I have come across some uber-aspies that claim a cartoon character is their "waifu", Anime characters are already sad, but a cartoon? is a fucking mental disorder.

>>193407

>>193657

slayers deserves better than this

>>194092

It's an entire other level of fucked up. Having a waifu is pathetic, but japanime waifus at least look anatomically realistic enough to sexualize. But western cartoons? That's fucking mental

>>194143

>>194092

Oh you sweet summer children

>>193097

It has less to do with any kind of personal politics, and more the fact that us Americans can be pretty retarded when it comes to standing on one side of a line. It's the very same reason the vocal voices tend to be extreme caricatures of their chosen party.

Most heavy right and heavy left commentators on this don't have a clue who the hell is involved, why they're involved, or even what started it, and also lack a working understanding of how research works. That's American politics for you. Right wing dipshits heard 'chance to talk about muh self defense and ebil gubment', and left wing dipshits heard 'chance to talk about muh out of control gun terrorisms'. It's no longer even about whoever or whatever is going on wherever- it's literally just another chance for both sides to start the exact same conversation they've already had the last dozen times they found an excuse for it. It's having a conversation about something, without actually talking about it.

There's no 'bigger picture' in American politics. Both sides have useful little idiots that will stand on one side of a line or for another, without knowing why, without knowing the details of it, simply because 'we' are on 'this' side of the line, and 'they' are on 'that' side of the line, so obviously this is how it must be. It's why left moderates are branded as outsiders, and why right moderates aren't welcome on talk radio. Cooperation doesn't sell TV time and books, so, even in spite that sometimes the left and right agree on a wide variety of things, we want to play this little game where we nitpick at each other and try to portray ourselves as the polar opposite. It doesn't occur to many that it's possible to support the ranchers but also believe they're being absolutely retarded in the handling of this, because that A) Doesn't fit how we think and B) Doesn't fit our little caricature of what we think how -they- think, so fuck you.

Yay 'murka.

>>194183

None of what you just wrote was insightful or necessary to this thread or it's current discussions. You could have said nothing and it would have been slightly better.

>>193155

> It seems to me like he just doesn't give a fuck either way.

It's a little of both. Yahtzee is professional enough to know not to spill the spaghetti, but still takes a jab or two during his Let's Plays on his personal channel. You gotta remember, whatever shit the industry allows to seep and fester, eventually morphs into an abomination that he has to review himself later on. I'm sure he's already had to review more than a fair share of shitty indie art games that expect to slide by solely on one gimmick or another, so he's well aware of how SJWs can shit up the system.

It's gotten to the point where it creeps up in his ZP videos, now. I recall one of his 2015 reviews opening up with a quip against Sarky.

>>193846

That shit is absolutely haram, anon.

>>193950

It's the end result of years of relying on technology to do an animator's work. It's cheaper for the same end result. So basically, cheapness, and laziness. It's a little sad, but, consider the process of making your usual 60's/70's cartoon. You had someone sit at a desk and sketch out literally every single frame, then another person to color it- actually, more like three people to color, one to ink characters, one for 'effects', and one for painted backgrounds. Each frame had to sync respectably well, ESPECIALLY if it was one of their Merry Melodies toons. All in all, it was a lot of hard work- but you could see care put into it- so under a decent hand, things were generally on-model because if you're going to put that many hours into it, you're going to be at least a little good in your job.

Modern 'Flash' style of animation allows a studio to bypass all that effort and copypasta whatever they need. The effort require to churn out a 21-minute episode is far less than before. You don't need someone to draw a fuckton of frames- using blending and a bit of stylistic tweening, you can give the impression of 'movement' simply by cycling certain frames or objects. Making someone 'nod' is as simple as bobbing the 'head', and bouncing the facial features up and down a few pixels.

What this translates to is animators that can make something that looks relatively 'decent' by a producer's standards, without knowing even the most basic or key of artistic elements. Adventure Time and Steven Universe's fucktarded artstyles are actually just a lack of an artstyle. They just happened to be able to sell that as 'it's own thing'.

It's the /co/ version of that artist who passes off his 'I took a shit in the middle of a canvas' picture as 'art'. Some dipshit out there would totally buy that. And then some producer would actually sponsor that when they see someone out there would totally buy that.

>>194092

>It's anime, not a cartoon, DAD!

>>193948

>I meant more like all the rapey shit in Hetalia

Wouldn't they hate it more because it downplays tragic events in history (The Holocaust, Hiroshima and the horrible things Japan did to China) like "Normal" people would?

>>194143

>japanime waifus

>realistic

kek

>>194208

i think they tolerate it more because a bunch of yellow people made it

although there are a ton of people who are starting to call out japan for how they depict womyns

>>194186

>the animation reply

I'm trying to get into animation myself & I see stuff like flash as more of a medium than a solution for animation

like, I've found some that fit my budget atm & am learning basics for animation & how to use it. I also make it a point to not copypasta frames because I like the originality better than ease

>>194208

No, that would be too logical for them.

Instead they'd hate it for the UK nations not being depicted as niggers, because tumblr teaches them that's who originally settled the area.

>>194326

And thankfully Japan refuses to give half a shit. Angry stronk womyn have fuck all to do with their country and economy, so the Japanese get free entertainment out of it.

More relevantly to this thread is the question of how blobbo is going to acrobat his diabetic ass through the hoops to rationalize how the country that shelters Saint Miyamoto can also be the home of raycees cishetshirt-daimou's. Five dollars says his aneurysm splatters the ceiling.

>>194326

>>194336

>>194326

Funny how some of them will call out Japan for being racist and sexist but most of them won't unless it's somehow adversely affecting people with darker skin.

Asians: Schrodinger's Whites.

>>194171

Kek

Back to bobby:

Here's some salt he is spilling over the oscars.

https://archive.is/Qn7Q1

>>194449

Is diversity really a big deal in the Oscars?

>>194463

>Is diversity really a big deal in the Oscars?

I was expecting Carol or the danish girl to get noms for Best Picture thanks to SJW. That's false, as it turns out.

>>194463

Apparently, but you can tell there's no actual criticism and it's just a bunch of idiots whining for the sake of whining.

In every complaint I've seen, in not one has anyone actually said "Here's a black actress who could be nominated".

> Redmayne continues his streak as the most overpraised flat-out bad actor working.

I'm also shocked he said that. Not that I don't agree, but I figured bitching about a movie about a trans person would be an unforgivable sin for his PC cred.

>>194496

Somewhere, deep down in inside of Bob from his balding head to his pristine "untouched by a female" dick all the way down to his soon-to-be-nonexistent feet, there is probably a tiny little sane man screaming out in agony over what he's seeing Bob do to himself physically and psychologically. But, Bob's kept that man in a cage for so long and buried him so deep, that the roar inside of him beseeching him to come back to reality can only be heard by him if he's away from M'Lady Anita for longer than 24 hours.

Either that or I'm high as balls.

>>194496

> I figured bitching about a movie about a trans person would be an unforgivable sin for his PC cred.

I'm sure he'd be made to check his privilege, if SJWs actually gave a single fuck about him, that is.

On the other hand, I've heard that SJWs have taken against the film because Eddie Redmayne is an evil white cishet shitlord male and they think the part should have been played by a beautiful empowered wymynz/transwymynz, possibly of colour.

See if there's one thing trannies hate, it's being reminded that deep down they're just men dressing up as women much like Eddie.

>>194500

>he want to play live-action He-Man in a 'proper' Masters of the Universe feature film.

I dislike Blob as much as the next guy here, but let's be real. He never said this. All he said was that he wanted to get fit so he could cosplay as He-Man. That's it.

>>194504

Still delusional as all get out. Best Bob could do is play Man-At-Arms and Michael Moore's bastard son.

>>194496

His best role was in Jupiter Rising.

>>194503

> I've heard that SJWs have taken against the film because Eddie Redmayne is an evil white cishet shitlord male and they think the part should have been played by a beautiful empowered wymynz/transwymynz, possibly of colour.

They don't watch movies, they just complain on the internet.

>>194503

>Complain they want movies about trannies

Movies get made

>Complain the actor playing the lead isn't a tranny himself

At this point even progressive Hollywood should realise they can't win with these cunts and give up trying to appeal to them.

As others have said. It IS just bitching for the sake of bitching with no point or argument behind it.

>>194465

I'm not sure what critics are saying about Carol, but I'm pretty sure The Danish Girl is seen as the Oscar bait shit it actually is.

Having said that they all agree "Joy" is a piece of shit and are still throwing awards at Lawence so what do I know.

>>194507

Blob couldn't even pull Ram-man off, much less one of the thinner soldiers.

Remember, good old Dolph had a multimillion dollar studio budget giving him all the trainers, steroids, and mathematically perfected diets in the world and he still couldn't get fit enough to play He-man.

Blobbo saying he's going to do this is no less insane than chris thinking he can run at sanic speed.

>>194535

Addendum: now that I think about it, blob probably has the same self-image dissonance that chris has. He honestly cannot recognize the fact that he's the posterboy for overweight creepers because his head has been wedged up his ass since 1985.

>>194507

>>194535

Hence Michael Moore's bastard son as well. He takes after his Dad's ideology and his appearance.

>>194503

You're probably right. I really should have expected them to get flustered that a trans character isn't being played by a trans actor, though if I had to guess, if they took that route they'd be severely limited in their choices.

>>194499

Probably a little of both. I'm sure Bob is well aware of what a Class A Fuck Up he is. 90% of his twitter bitching is most likely projecting his insecurities onto the wider community.

>>194535

Dolph ad the perfect body for He-Man. It's just that the movie was dumb.

Actually, come to think of it, that cartoon was pretty dumb too.

>>194605

He was a little bit thinner than he-man, by maybe 40 pounds or so. He was as close as cinema is going to get though, and blob's inability to understand how very far away his goal is when he has a real person to compare himself to blasts his autism past depressingly sad into hilariously pathetic.

>The cartoon was dumb

Every toy commercial from the 80's was dumb–just take a look at the walky thread to see how deep that rabbit hole goes.

>>194525

>I'm not sure what critics are saying about Carol

Universally loved.

I saw it, It's boring.

I'm okay with what they chose for Best Picture in terms of nominations.

>>194499

>Somewhere, deep down in inside of Bob from his balding head to his pristine "untouched by a female" dick all the way down to his soon-to-be-nonexistent feet, there is probably a tiny little sane man screaming out in agony over what he's seeing Bob do to himself physically and psychologically. But, Bob's kept that man in a cage for so long and buried him so deep, that the roar inside of him beseeching him to come back to reality can only be heard by him if he's away from M'Lady Anita for longer than 24 hours.

That's some real prose. Anyone have know of any posts where he displays such internal disonance?

>>194324

I meant they have somewhat human-like proportions, and most weebs with anime waifus probably have some closeted emotional problems. As opposed to seeing DeeDee from Dexter's lab and thinking "I want to fuck that," which is another magnitude of insanity

>>194000

>The cherry on top? r/anime actually defending the intern with the most ass-backwards logic they can find.

Link please, I have to see it

>>193908

Ah miracleman, I actually consider it like a preamble to watchmen since that one expanded more on the themes and did so with more dept. MM had some low points, I didn't like how such a dark and grim story had a an almost impossibly happy ending with an utopia and everything considering all the shit that happened, it felt incredibly out of place TBH.

Its ironic that moore's best works happened during the era of thatcher and reagan, consider that MM would most likely get the SJW cunts reeling at scenes like the secretary getting her brain burned from the inside-out through her eyes, or miracle woman being raped for years. Let alone that final panel with the woman walking though london missing both her arms and eyes.

You just can't do that shit anymore, unless its white men.

>>194496

>I figured bitching about a movie about a trans person would be an unforgivable sin for his PC cred.

SJW go by the goebbels doctrine: he used to tell "we decide who is a jew and who isn't" to possible collaborators that were jews or part jew, showing even nazis were mostly pragmatic and the reason why people like arendt said that nazi leaders weren't real antisemites because they were willing to let jews escape or even thrive when it was convenient to them

Its the same thing with SJW, only the idiots really believe that shit, the leadership people like anita only looks at it as a way to achieve notoriety and make easy money off chumps, they are certainly not going to shot themselves in the foot and give up a powerful ally just to keep their ideological purity, an ideology that most of them don't even take seriously at all and bend when its convenient

>>194707

>a powerful ally

>Bob

They'd throw Bob under the bus in a heartbeat if any of them actually gave a shit about him.

Sterling's a powerful ally. Bob's just another one of their orbiters.

>>194710

I didn't mean bob but that dumb fuck certainly did get used to propagate this bullshit

Fatso was borderline neocon a few years ago

>>194499

If there ever was a sane person buried deep within all those folds of fat and acidic cholesterol, caged deep within the ever-expanding viscera and grease that makes up the foaming mass that has become Bob's body, he has long since faded away. He has long since rotted away and been dissolved by the boiling stomach acids that now have to burn away matter at quadruple capacity to compensate for the military surplus amounts of twinkies and fried eggs that enter his fat gullet every hour like clockwork.

…

That was too mean. I apologize.

>>194710

Sounds a out right, bob is a bit like Corey and Trevor from trailer park boys, with wu zoe and Anita being like Ricky bubbles and Julian respectively.

Fuck, that's the most autistic analogy I've ever made.

>>194750

*sounds about right

>>194699

https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/39w6f7/apparently_an_intern_from_cn_drew_over_a_drawing/

>>194720

You're probably closer than I am, but I guess I want to believe that there is something like that in everyone. But, considering how much Bob talks about how he was " a former brogamer" and how much he wants to repent, at some point, the cognitive dissonance is going to kick in. I think he even admitted in his latest video that he knows he's out of touch with the modern gaming audience, but acted like it was normal because "he's in the first generation of gamers".

>>194757

That's part of what bothers me about him, this insistence on adding generations to video games outside of anything but actual hardware periods.

It's like he's making a criteria requirement for a secret club under the kitchen table, and he doesn't realize the layers of elitist fat have pushed everyone else out.

>>194758

I mean, the whole battlecry of Anti-GG is that GG wants to turn video games into the "He-Man Club for Woman Haters", but they either don't realize/don't care that they're trying to exclude people themselves. Cognitive Dissonance is a hell of a drug isn't it?

>>194757

>he's in the first generation of gamers

Which is bullshit because he's an 80s kid. Video Games have been around since the late 40s and people have been seriously playing them since the early 70s.

He's nowhere near being part of the first generation of gamers.

>>194757

Everyone, at some point, has a good person inside them. The problem is that sometimes they do everything they can to destroy ever ounce of that person until that's nothing left to salvage.

If they want to change after that they still can, but they're never going to be as good as they could have been, they have to work on making the shitty person they've worked so hard to turn themselves into less horrible.

>>193407

It's just highly stylized. Not as aweful as some early animation or Steven universe. It's just meh. I can handle meh.

>>194757

> but acted like it was normal because "he's in the first generation of gamers".

He's already sounds like a crotchety old man pining for the late 80's early 90's, now he's just making it worse. It amazes me that he admits to knowing nothing, then turns around and acts like he's an expert on the subject.

> Its the same thing with SJW, only the idiots really believe that shit, the leadership people like anita only looks at it as a way to achieve notoriety and make easy money off chumps

You're not wrong, but Bob is definitely expendable to them. His relevance dwindles every day he doesn't release a new video, and even when he does, he risks alienating a bigger and bigger portion of his viewer base. I'd assume he has a fraction of what he was pulling in on the Escapist. The fact he has 19k followers on twitter is pretty incredible, now that I think about it, and while his videos still get more views than they deserve, his patreon took a huge dip compared to where it was a year ago.

All in all, I wonder when he's finally gonna bottom out. Probably not for another year or two at least, but his gravy train will come to an end sooner than later.

>>194837

I don't have much of a problem with the animation. I love Slayers and joked about the show stealing character designs from it but I don't have a problem with that either. However, the episode shown in this youtube video just feels like nothing. Meh sums it up quite well.

I tried watching some Steven Universe, Adventure Time and even MLP. It wasn't my thing, I moved on but I can understand why people would be interested in these shows.

This on the other hand only had two jokes: "Oh look at this wacky predicament we are seeing right now and which I will calmly and sophisticatedly explain" and the Magi Swords the show is named after. It felt like a shitty sitcom without the laugh track.

>>194778

If you really stretch the definition of a computer game (video game doesn't work this way), you can go all the way back to the late 19th century.

>>194850

only about 16k of his followers are real

https://www.twitteraudit.com/The_Moviebob

the rest are fake. happens when you're on twitter for a certain amount of time

anyways, I give him around the same time where the LPers start to completely die altogether. maybe 5 years from now

>>195024

Bob will literally be dead within five years.

>>195068

we said that about Chris-chan over half a decade ago

>>195073

Chris-Chan doesn't have Type 2

Once Bob's kidneys go, it's all ogre

>>195073

Considering that Bob lived forever eating fucking Burger King everyday and Barb is at 70 living in what is basically a landfill, I think Chris is going to be around for at least the next 30 years barring Chris pissing off the wrong guy and getting fitted for a pair of concrete high heels.

>>195075

30 years might be a bit much.

It all depends on what happens to him once Barb kicks it. If he loses his home he's pretty much a goner unless someone (maybe Rocky) takes him in.

>>195076

nah, he's just gonna end up doing a Norman Bates & turn his house into a hotel with him crossdressing and pretending he's his mother

>>195076

Place your bets now on whether or not he tries to worm his way into a shelter for trans people. There aren't many outside of major urban areas, and even then they are very few and far between, but still.

Part of me thinks he won't want to stay cooped up in Ruckersville forever, but another part of me can't imagine him ever leaving.

Sorry for off topic but you got me thinking.

>>195068

Is Type 2 the genetic kind or the diet induced kind, or does diabetes work completely differently and I'm just remembering things wrong? Because if it's the second, seeing how he's very publicly "adjusted" his diet by eating an entire steak and a few pieces of broccoli, yeah he probably won't be long for this world.

>>195082

Type 1 of any disease is genetic. Type 2 is the environmental/dietary one

>>195082

>he's very publicly "adjusted" his diet by eating an entire steak and a few pieces of broccoli,

And a big glass of apple juice. Don't forget the apple juice.

>>195080

He's not going to have a house to turn into a motel if he burns it down again, or it succumbs to rot or some other problem because he doesn't have the sense to keep up the required maintenance.

>>195103

Isn't natural, un-processed honey supposed to help balance insulin levels?

>>195104

Based on its glycemic index alone, honey is neutral (GI 50). Compared to other kinds of sugars (75 to 105), it looks really good. I don't know if there's supposed to be another reason than that, but using honey as a sugar substitute would dramatically lower glycemic load, and the raw unfiltered stuff is probably better than that.

>>195075

>Considering that Bob lived forever eating fucking Burger King everyday

Really? He was awfully thin to be eating that every day.

>>195097

> Drinks entire glass of sugary juice.

It is like he wants to lose his legs.

>>195138

He probably didn't eat that much and it makes sense considering the state of the Chandler's kitchen pre-fire.

>>195138

>>195146

It's probably illness that made him that thin. Bob had a lot of heart attacks apparently, and also he was a cancer survivor apparently.

>>195103

Huh. You learn something new every day. Thanks anon. Given diabetes runs on both sides of the family I should probably look more into this so I don't end up like Bob.

>>195105

That makes sense, it's not so much a cure-all but an excellent natural substitute that won't make one's condition worse.

Know blob reads these threads, he'll invariably fuck up this information and gorge on kroger/costco poison honey instead.

>>195080

>>195080

He his ego is too big to sustain being not Chris.

>>195097

Seriously? He may as well have just had a big glass of Coca-Cola. Dumb fatties can't seem to wrap their heads around the fact that fruit juice is not good for you.

>>195300

They probably think that fruit = healthy and therefore fruit juice = healthy as well.

>>195074

>Chris-Chan doesn't have Type 2

>Once Bob's kidneys go, it's all ogre

Movie bob actually put health fitness videos in the past to.

>>195325

That seems to be his belief as evidenced by that video where he told gamers how to get fit and healthy.

>>195325

Okay, totally makes sense considering most fruit juices have 0-5% actual fruit in them. Might as well drink bleach.

>>195366

>most fruit juices have 0-5% actual fruit in them.

Really? Is this common practice in America?

>>195376

It's common practice everywhere to sell fruit juice made from concentrate.

You wanna juice it yourself, or make a smoothie. But ultimately it's still an indulgence. So good though.

>>195376

Pretty much any drink you'll find at wal-mart has copious amounts of artificial sweetner and high fructose corn syrup.

>>195376

It really is common practice everywhere. That doesn't mean there isn't any real fruit juice, but you won't find it in the supermarket on the shelf with all the other juice.

Personally I just drink water, I used to love juice as a kid, but as I got older I switched to water. Sugar is a drug really, it's best avoided. If you really want to drink fruit juice you will have to make your own.

>>195376

Makes it available to sell the juice cheaper. Hawaiian Punch is like 10% juice; Minute Maid is like 3%. You have to buy more expensive 100% Juice labeled stuff or go to natural food markets

>>195366

>Metalocalypse

Now that you mention it, I knew I heard Blobs "Just eat one big meal!"-diet plan before.

>>195376

>Is this common practice in America?

It's a common practise across the whole globe, that's why you should take a minute to actually read what the stuff you buy contains.

>>195383

No it really isn't, here in my country only the cheapest garbage has something like 5-10%, most juices have something like 40% at minimum.

>>192884

Moldbug is Jewish.

>>192891

I'm not entirely sure about that, given his pseudonym and all. Granted I'll hypothesize that perhaps Curtis Yarvin worshipped his alter ego Mencius Moldbug and felt others should too? Either way, it's irrelevant as Moldbug has for all intents and purposes given up on NRx in favor of whatever the fuck Urbit is.

>>195462

Where else would you expect that blindness to come from? I mean anyone who looks at the names of prominent progs throughout history (especially with the new "coincidence detector" app for chrome courtesy of my colleague Alexandros Cuckington) is going to notice a pattern, and unless you're a part of the tribe like Moldbug, you're going to have to do a LOT of work to overlook that.

Part of the reason a lot of alt-righters overlook the JQ is for the same reason Jared Taylor does- discussion on it tends to bring out a lot of paranoid crazies who think there's an actual jewish illuminati that wants to use gentile foreskins to power a spaceship or something. But at the same time, the work of guys like Kevin MacDonald recontextualizes the JQ into something that NRx types can understand and acknowledge.

>>195462

There's a reason he called it the cathedral and not the synagogue.

>Sterling's a powerful ally to SJWs

Didn't they turn on him a while ago?

In any case how important is he?

>>195662

>In any case how important is he?

He knows all the major players personally. They're paying him $10,000

Bob just sucks them off on Twitter.

>>195662

They didn't turn on him, he got "put in his place" and caved in as any cuck does

And he's important because he's still relevant and for some reason respected as a "game journo" and besides he still makes a ton of money off patreon and SJW being the socialist fakes they are only measure people by how much money they are making off dupes, which is why anita is their queen

>>195688

I love that man

>>195687

>They didn't turn on him, he got "put in his place" and caved in as any cuck does

Details?

>>195715

Hey, at least he's aiming for someone on his level.

>>195715

Which one is the dog

>>195715

He's begging her not to paint him anymore

>>194710

They'd have to invent a bus big enough to throw Bob under first.

>>195715

Isn't that the dog that got dyed blue by that… person, with it giving the most heart-wretching stare at the camera?

>>193715

>>193951

>>193808

>>193900

You know, I'm willing to concede there are such things as, well, let's call them archetypes in stories. In what the story is about. In who the character is. In what their role is. That sort of shit is totally valid and goes back to storytelling around campfire and mythology. As one of the anon I'm quoting said, they are literary devices which can sometimes be fucked around to surprise people and defy their expectations.

Unfortunately, TV Tropes has turned the organic art of writing into a terrible mathematical formula for autistic people to classify everything and I can't help but think that the post modernist are to blame for a lot of this garbage of turning every single story element into a sterile, organic, component.

>>195739

Shit, meant INORGANIC not organic. Fuck.

>>195739

The…'people' that contribute to tvtropes can't precieve the world as anything else than a cluster of numbers. They can't understand anything outside of an inflexible formula, which is why they shit the bed whenever discussing pokemon. Every statement is literal, and that's why they spazz when gamefreak says Golem can endure a megaton blast yet still lose to a weak water attack.

Everything you're saying about the site ruing the creative process is spot on, but it's also much deeper than that. Tvtropes is a far wider window into the mumbling hell of autisim than even cwc. The inability to comprehend figurative remarks, the obsession over the most minute details, and the number fixation without actual comprehension…everything you can say to describe an autistic person is worn on the site like a badge of oblivious honor.

>>195743

The spazzing out over Golem being weak against water is reminiscent of people bitching about Cyrodil not being a jungle in Oblivion. Those Pokédex entries are meant to be nothing more than flavor text. Same with the books in Elder Scrolls.

>>195743

I used to like the website, believe it or not. Yeah I know, I guess that makes me an assburger, whatever, I'll laugh with you guys. At first it seemed like an interesting repository of literary devices.

That said; it actually made me LESS creative in the long run. I play tabletop (yeah I'm the anon bitching about Spoony's shit about counter monkey) RPG and run games a lot and holy fuck, does TV Tropes eventually sucks the fucking creativity out of someone. That autismal need to fit every single minute detail into that hole even if the hole is square and you got an octagon.

Eventually I looked back at this godawful place and realized it is the dead end of creativity. When everything become formula, it makes you HATE everything. Maybe this is why SJW love it so much and why they overlap so much with the people at TV Tropes: they see everything in patterns with no clear understanding as to why these patterns emerged or what purpose they serve, only that they exist and their twisted little brains look at these patterns and go "Well clearly that's the fault of something".

>>195743

One of the worst things on TVtropes is any given "nightmare fuel" section. Check out the one for Sesame Street- they describe some sketches as being downright disturbing but when you watch them they aren't creepy at all. Really shows how easily spooked some of these "tropers" are.

>>195747

You want REAL nightmare fuel about TV Tropes? Let's see if you can find screenshots or archive of 'Troper Tales' and all the stuff related to 'Fetish Fuel'. Of course once the great cultural shift was engaged they conveniently nuked those pages revealing them to be creepshow and reformed into obedient little SJW drones, just like every single white knight ever.

>>195745

Liking something doesn't make anyone an assburger; it's when obsession takes over that's the problem. I lost a buddy to tvtropes in college who took his warhammer obsession too far, alternating references to the game and the site in conversations that had nothing to do with either. It got so bad he would even begin sentences with names of trope pages and look bewildered when people in our study group had no clue what he was talking about and refused to follow it up. So yeah, creativity in ALL forms goes out the window when a person becomes hooked on the site, even the mundane creativity necessary to string together a simple fucking conversation.

In theory, tvtropes sounds like the perfect reference manual–a casual documentation of media and lit observations that anyone can have a good time reading. It should have been that instead of the mess we were all blessed with.

>>195744

Golem came to mind because I got to witness an argument where the two participants interpreted the mon's information literally, but in different ways. One claimed that as a turtle(???) Golem shouldn't be harmed by water, and the other shot back that if it can stand up to megaton blasts then it should be a steel type and thus weak to fire.

Like >>195750 said, the tropers themselves are the nightmare fuel.

>>195755

>In theory, tvtropes sounds like the perfect reference manual–a casual documentation of media and lit observations that anyone can have a good time reading. It should have been that instead of the mess we were all blessed with.

I liked TV Tropes when it was messier, less formal and just a bunch of stupid in-jokes for the names. Sure, that was a bit stupid and hard to understand but there came a time when they became really serious about it and you know it's when someone or something become SUPER SRS GAIZ and lose any self awareness that it become shit.

That said, the overlap between TV Tropes, SJW, Channel Awesome fans, bronies and other idiotic scum and lolcow material cannot be overstated enough.

>>195727

>all we have is CGI and flash cartoons

have hope, man

there's always the possibility of a new Thief and the Cobbler

>>195715

Holy shit, why is that dog hugging that pile of whale blubber?

>>195764

That dog has poor tastes.

>>195750

I thought the whole "fetish fuel" thing got sent off into its own wiki because it kept making google ads pull up porn ads based on the cocks of some of those pages.

>>195777

Could be, but TV Tropes has been pandering to Social Justice increasingly and there is more and more SJW-esque buzzwords and mentality written into the pages. Even assuming the mods aren't all corrupted by SOCJUS (which I doubt), then that still mean they are too lazy or incompetent to scrub off the bullshit.

>>195756

I used to enjoy browsing tvtropes but hadn't been there in a few years now, same as cracked. So when ppl started saying how bad they'd fallen to SOCJUS it sounded unreal to me.

>>195782

It fucking disturb me how badly it seems most of the internet just one day woke up, suddenly feminist for some reason. Or maybe the reason is it reached critical mass, women entered and well, you know what happens next…

Every single betamax loser immediately get on his white horse, ready to torch down his former home and friend to defend the m'ladies.

>>195779

Keep in mind this "great purge" happened back in maybe 2011-2012. Not sure if Social Justice was quite as big back then.

>>195783

>M'lady

>M'alady

>Malady

>>195786

Say what you will about the Tea Party, but they didn't trash public parks or rape women en masse. They also actually got shit done. I disagree with them personally, but I'll take a crotchety old man any day over an entitled college student wanting a get out of loans free card for taking a useless major at an expensive school.

>>195795

If you're talking about BLM: these fuckers are starting the race war /pol/ want so badly. What disgust me of them is that they are, just the plain old vanilla hipster SJW (and I do mean vanilla in more than one way) a bunch of rich fucks who will most likely never directly face the consequences of what they're about to unleash.

We people start gunning each others down, it's the poor people, black, white, latino, whatever who will murder the shit out of each others. These little chucklefucks can claim opression all they want and boohoo about beign treated unfairly for beign black (which is BS, btw, minorities get special treatment) but theyve never had to struggle once in their lives. They don't know what life is like for some black (or hell, even white guy) trying to earn enough money to feed his kids and pay his rent.

Fuck. Sometimes I wonder where the hell the world is going when an asshole like me, who post on a board making fun of autist, gets more riled up about things beign wrong in the world than the people who claim to care.

But they don't actually care about people. They're fucking narcissist who only want to pretend they care so they show everyone how righteous they are. At least assholes are honest.

These little piece of shit think injustice is not getting a pumpkin spice choco-latte whatever the fuck hipsters drink. These little fuckers think it's opression when someone they've never met doesn't know their favorite pronoun is "xurblr".

I started ranting about BLM but shit, it just spilled into ranting about entitled social justice whiners in general.

>>195799

>What's with the amount of in-jokes there? Their "Lel so fhanny" humor is shit tier, and it's filled with indecipherable jargon and stupid trope names. Their in-joke humor is like an unfunny and autistic knockoff of imageboard humor

There used to be more.

>>195797

It's the fucking parents of these little narcissists' fault. They're the ones who pushed for self-esteem and no tolerance. They're the ones who pushed for little Johnny to get a trophy even if he spent all his time on the sideline picking dingleberries. They're the ones who couldn't just withstand a tantrum for longer than 10 seconds and told their kid no. I don't think it's an issue of not swatting them on the ass because a parent hitting a child says more about the parent than a kid. They just didn't let their kids learn from failure and they wonder why their kids are fucked up. Fuck the Baby Boomers.

>>195744

Sorry just looking for clarification.

So in another TES game Cyrodil was described differently than it was represented in Oblivion?

>>195817

in the lore it was basically described like a jungle or some shit

>>195818

Should've been the Redguards home, then.

>>195747

Shit they had a nightmare fuel section on corporate logos. Apparently the tristar unicorn is 2spooky for some.

>>195817

Cyrodil was a jungle until one of the nine gods altered it so that the Imperials could call it home.

>>195799

>>195817

>>195818

>>195831

Pretty much all of this. BTW, if you ever want to check an untapped reservoir of atsimu, check out the teslore subreddit. It's like the TVTropes Forum in its dedication to bullshit minor details.

>>195836

>Seriously, it's one thing to discuss you're bizarre fetishes on an anonymous imageboard where no one's gonna know you just admitted to liking vore, but these people had fucking accounts. With usernames. And freely distributed their accounts on other sites too. Just how retarded do you have to be?

This shit always makes me scratch my head at how retarded people can be linking accounts with their real name on it to fetish or porn websites. I once found this one guy who links to a doujin hentai website through his steam account. And on the hentai forum, with the same username and avatar of course, he admits to having a fetish for scat, waterworks, goru, vore, toddlercon, beastiality etc. His steam profile had his real name on it, and in another forum post he names what state he lives in so all you have to do is google his name and the state and you can find the address of this guy all the literal shit this guy jerks off to.

Its also like listing hentai on myanimelist so all your friends can tell which loli rape hentai you just watched like one guy I know does and maybe even your boss can find out. You don't have to link everything you watch you dumb nigger.

The fetish fuel page is another example of autistic people being too open about what gets them off, its not hard to keep that shit private.

>>195836

>Also, there used to be a Fetish Fuel page for Spoony. Just… let that sink in.

I think there was one for other autists like Doug and Film Brain as well, who I think posted a reaction on twitter about it or something.

>>195843

>I think there was one for other autists like Doug and Film Brain as well, who I think posted a reaction on twitter about it or something.

There was one for Fagkara too, although I suspect he made it himself.

>>195744

I just assumed that the books about Cyrodill in Morrowind were written by people living in a volcanic ash desert, so even just a regular forest would appear like a jungle to them. Or you know, just the developers not giving enough of a fuck and just making a safe generic standard fantasy environment.

As for Golem being weak to water, that's just a gameplay mechanic and being able to take a megaton blast is just silly fluff lore written in five minutes. The elemental strengths and weaknesses are pretty arbitrary anyway, would would rock be particularly weak to water? Because rocks sink? That's dumb. It's probably just for balancing reasons, same reason why bug is strong against psychic even though it makes no sense whatsoever.

>>195864

>Or you know, just the developers not giving enough of a fuck and just making a safe generic standard fantasy environment.

This is why Saint Michael Kirkbride should be left in charge of lore writing, and then Todd Howard's job would be to filter out some of MK's drug-addled weirdness

Most of the shit in pokedex entries is fluff lore. Pokemon is written for balanced gameplay, not realism.

>>195836

>>195843

>I once found this one guy who links to a doujin hentai website through his steam account. And on the hentai forum, with the same username and avatar of course, he admits to having a fetish for scat, waterworks, goru, vore, toddlercon, beastiality etc. His steam profile had his real name on it, and in another forum post he names what state he lives in so all you have to do is google his name and the state and you can find the address of this guy all the literal shit this guy jerks off to.

Jesus fucking christ. How dumb can one get?

>>195864

no, actually I remember what their explanation was

after he lost his voice (and thereby this thu'um) to an assassination attempt, Tiber Septim somehow found a way to use what I think's called the CHIM aka he hacked the game world

so after that he used his almighty power to change the landscape of Cyrodill to better suit the men over the mer … or some bullshit like that

>>195836

>Ain't that the truth. I'm gonna refrain from waxing poetic about how the Multiculti Politically Correct Cult Crowd ruined the internet since it's already said better by other people, but it IS really strange that the whole feminist thing just kinda cropped up overnight.

I mean, it was there for a long time; weirdo crazy feminists in their little hubs and faggots in their little hubs. Much like fandom gathered in some circle and places.

What disturb me is how this whole thing went from "small pockets of weirdo" to entire websites falling in line to ideological nonsense and beginning to purge undesirable. One thing I've noticed however is that many of these places are filled with nerdy, sociall awkward people with fucked up fetishes. Then the 2010+ hapenned and they all become 'born again feminists' raving about the evils of porn and the 'male gaze'.

People who worked at Cracked. Spoony. Linkara. The autist at TV Tropes. They were all creeps and fucked up to some degree or another. Then Feminism appeared and, perhaps, it seemed like if they became feminist and tried to expiate their sins they would finally get the pussy they desired or something.

>>195898

It's always the ones pointing fingers that have the guilty conscious, even if none of these fucks will admit it.

The same way that blob has a normal person crushed and buried under hundreds of pounds of elitist blubber, the crusaders were once decent folk until they decided to live online in a virtual world of safe spaces and echo chambers with no one to tell them what they're doing is wrong or amoral. As for why they crawled out of the woodwork all at once, /pol/ suspects it's some kind of UN initiative and claims to have documents to back that up.

Assuming that's true, what does that say about blob when his "convictions" can be so easily manipulated by a distant third party?

>>195903

>/pol/ suspects it's some kind of UN initiative and claims to have documents to back that up.

Even if /pol/ is right and it's all totally the jewish alien from planet Nibiru, these fuckers are still to blame for beign so weak-willed that they can easily turn into insane crusaders just because someone tell them jacking off to weird shit is wrong.

>>195817

In Morrowind and the lore book that came with Redguard, Cyrodiil was described as a jungle with river dragons and shit.

In Oblivion, Cyrodiil was retconned to make it look more like what you would see in High Rock (which can be described as 'generic fantasy Europe'). However, lore was provided to explain the change.

With TESO, which takes place before all of the games, Cyrodiil remained 'generic fantasy Europe' with the explanation that the old lore was just a 'transcription error'.

>>195832

>>195975

>BTW, if you ever want to check an untapped reservoir of atsimu, check out the teslore subreddit. It's like the TVTropes Forum in its dedication to bullshit minor details.

We have our own

>>>/tes/

Sadly, the userbase is dwindling, so new posters are always welcome

G-g-g-gotta shill hard!

Also ESO is non canon and can be ignored completely

>>195903

How would you orchestrate that? I suppose you'd set as many of them as you could with jobs in "new media". Websites like salon and popular blog sites like uncorked. Get them established as real journalist by keeping their assigned articles as far away from their political views and fetishes as possible. Then you would slowly unleash them by assigning them articles on the ethics of foie gras or how the American tipping system disproportionately affects woman. From there you could slowly let the off topic stuff they attempt to slip into articles through with increasingly less standards. Eventually allowing for all these diverse soft news and niche sites turn into political infested drivel. Thing is I don't see that happening. Instead you either get sites that slowly go click bait for the bucks or abuse of editorial discretion to the point of it becoming ideological drivel consistent with the person in charges beliefs. No one is trying to unleash a wave of autism. He got fired from the escapist. Not given free reign and a promotion to assistant to the editor or whatever meaningless title they could bestow in place of a raise.

Fox news is a conspiracy to inject right wing political propaganda into mainstream journalism, msnbc is attempting to get in on the dollar and CNN is just a mess. There is no boogeyman pulling all the strings. I wish a group would get together in the spirit of trolling and do that, but that's not how the world works.

It's a wave of idiots because we like watching idiots. This is where the clicks come from.