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80dbcb No.193567

Power word: Dale Sparrow/Daluan Sparrow

Aka: BlackDSP

Dale/LowtierGod is a schmuck in the fighting game scene and Youtube. He is known to rage quit when he loses to certain characters, acting like a baby. Dale's mostly making fun of a pro-player that called him out, and losing to said pro-player in some matches (see the video). To this day, he's still acting like a retard, getting trolled by people.

Other shit he's done:

>Got banned on X-Box Live more than 5 times because he gets reported for rage quitting and berating people. He brags about it like a faggot.

>Made fun of disabled pro-player Brolylegs who beat him in an online match (Broly is a tourney player who is known for his Chun-Li). Dale Still picks fights with people, and cries when people put him in his place.

>Has a fitness channel that's a joke. He only works on his arms, and his policy is "no legs." He doesn't even do his routine and exercises correctly.

>Jerks off to animal torture, and laughs about it on Facebook.

>Uses the b'awwwwlock button if you upset him (hint: make fun of him without using any racism if he promotes anything. It throws him off). Now he's trying to flag videos like DSP.

He didn't act up when he entered last year's Evo because he probably knew everyone would beat the living shit out of him if he caused any trouble (and it didn't help that he barely made it to qualifiers either).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gvIf_xWnG4 - Korean player Infiltration makes fun of Dale on Twitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovb54RAiHBE - Telling his girlfriend to shut up . It was probably fake, but you can see his butt-hurt when he loses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-EK_34TwQ - Dale getting slapped by a decent player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Pez6BEF84 - This is why they call him BlackDSP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZiDJzwmAdw - His failed attempt at being an actor (It's very cringe-worthy).

84255a No.193798

funny stuff, but i dunno how much he can be trolled before rage quitting


b9882d No.193801

>Jerks off to animal torture, and laughs about it on Facebook

Can you provide some screencaps? I need my horrorcow fix now that Nick Bate is going to spend the rest of his life getting what he did to his sister done to him while in prison.


80dbcb No.193953

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>>193798

Depends on the situation and his mood. People are fucking with him on Twitch, where he begs his mods to ban people. If you don't want to play terrible fighting games, you can always troll him on Youtube/Twitch (again making fun of him without using any racism will upset him like making fun of his shirts no intelligent person will buy).

Good players like Alex Rodrigues Jr/Pikachu Akuma will troll him if he picks a fight with them (see the video, and yes, he still loses X-Box Live accounts). Dale tried to threaten Alex while making fun of the fact he has a kid, so Alex posted videos of him beating the shit out of Dale even with low-tier characters.

>>193801

Dale might have deleted them when people found out he gets off of animal torture. I'll have to dig them up somehow (it is listed in ED).


233ff8 No.193995

>>193567

Thanks for this thread. Really good stuff.


b8bce5 No.194025

File: 1452619505567.jpg (100.17 KB, 715x706, 715:706, viper_23.jpg)

>>193567

>calls himself Low Tier God

>consistently picks solid mid-tier characters


80dbcb No.194112

File: 1452648579205-0.png (137.5 KB, 566x599, 566:599, Lowtiergenius.png)

File: 1452648579206-1.jpg (46.82 KB, 800x452, 200:113, ragemuchbro.jpg)

>>194025

That's another thing everyone makes fun of Dale for: he claims to be great with low-tier characters, but all he uses are mid or top-tier characters like Rose, Rolento, and Poison. Hugo and Sean are terrible in their respective games (Hugo is really bad in USF4), yet he loses to good players who pick them.

He's trying to make some gimmick about "Evolving" into a better person, yet he keeps regressing. It's funny in its own pathetic way.

Some more pics of Dale shooting himself in the foot.


80dbcb No.194271

File: 1452732984835-0.jpg (42.88 KB, 351x640, 351:640, lowtierwhatthefuckiswrongw….jpg)

File: 1452732984861-1.jpg (57.9 KB, 623x640, 623:640, dalejerksofftothis.jpg)

>>193801

Here are the screens someone took when he posted animal torture pics on his Facebook.


712158 No.194288

File: 1452738778051.png (99.07 KB, 278x200, 139:100, ClipboardImage.png)

>>194271

I'm reminded of that one guro series where the guy made these really elaborate guro scenes IRL using paper cutouts and one scene is basically that rats but a twink.


b9882d No.194301

>>194271

Fucking uncivilzed ape.


80dbcb No.194312

File: 1452755096694-0.png (649.92 KB, 857x776, 857:776, somebodyismadovergames.png)

File: 1452755096694-1.png (32.59 KB, 843x354, 281:118, butthurt.png)

Now Dale is making up sock puppet accounts and sending his "fans" to spam dislikes on any video that humiliates him.


052fee No.194318

>>194271

>First pic

>Geoff "the Hero' Nakashima is the angel on Daluan's shoulder


5195f6 No.194436

>>194271

I don't understand what's going on in that second image.

Is that a rat tied to a cat's tail?

Does it get mauled?

If anything it's no worse than watching those Japanese bug fight videos if that's what is going on.

It can't be near as bad as the first image where some guy is outright torturing a bound rat by cutting off its dick.


80dbcb No.194450

>>194436

Their necks look like they're tied to that dog's tail, so if the dog moves the tail like crazy, they'd be screwed. The first image is much worse than the second, but it's still pretty shitty for Dale to post something like that, thinking it's funny like he's the Michael Vick of fighting games.


d6cde2 No.194570

someone reupload the pics on his ED article, somehow shit's all gone.


d6cde2 No.194571

File: 1452893147875.png (14.93 KB, 611x139, 611:139, 1452887756970.png)

also this


9bf025 No.194581

Does this guy have fans? I don't understand. He's like BMBrandon but way worse. Why do these people have fans?


3b8089 No.194584

File: 1452900408843.png (1.69 MB, 1242x2208, 9:16, image.png)

This guy is so funny to watch. All he does is cry like a fucking baby.


3c7e29 No.194593


80dbcb No.194599

>>194593

I'm more disappointed that no one made any references to his animal torture fetish on his twitter yet.


80dbcb No.194601

>>194571

Seems like the video went down after he flagged it like DSP. I hope it gets reloaded, so it makes Dale more butt-hurt.


3632ec No.195238

>>194271

Where can I find those videos?


506cac No.195384

ED article has been fixed.


80dbcb No.195640

Dale lost his account…again.


386caf No.198075

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6567db No.198080

Doesn't he call people racist for people calling him "Black DSP"?


9e0318 No.198791

LTG:

>attractive

>works out

>makes six figures as the franchise owner and manager of his local McDonalds

>new GF every month, fucks two white girls a week

>looks to have a promising future career as an actor

>high IQ characters only

>pillar of the fight game community

>best Rolento in the world, went 10-2 in a mirror match against Nemo

Viscant:

>pasty as fuck

>huge bags under his eyes

>meth addict, passes off his time spent at an outreach for addicts as "volunteering"

>virgin

>uses charge characters to play off his opponent's brain

>two minimum wage jobs

>browses /fgg/ (this isn't a joke, he has actually made shout outs to /fgg/)

>racist, called LTG black to insult him

>is a fraud at Marvel


a853ce No.198805

>>198791

Fuck off, Dale.


80dbcb No.198831

>>198791

You forgot to add that you jerk off to animal torture porn in your section, Dale.

Go fuck yourself.


d97628 No.198840

>>198791

Low Tier Fraud

Asshole

Baby forearms and baby traps

Corporate would love to see his animal torture 'bate material

Can't keep a girl

Can't act

Plays mid tier characters

Loud mouthed crybaby of the fight game community

Rage quitter

>fixed that for you Dale


80dbcb No.198843

>>198840

Here are a few more for Low Tier Manchild (Top Tier Manchild?):

Hated by a gaming community with a 50-50 reputation

Jerks off to animal torture (I know you implied it, but might as well have a line that directly says it)

Makes alt accounts to make fun of people who call him out.

Terrible exercise routines (no legs lol)

Banned from X-Box Live 7+ times.


9e0318 No.198915

>>198840

>>198831

>>198805

Butthurt autistic retards who can't understand a joke.


aab433 No.198980

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New footage of LTG getting smacked around in the SFV beta. No true lactic product other than a ragequit at the end but it's a start.


80dbcb No.198995

>>198980

It's somebody else making fun of Dale. He wouldn't be caught dead with a charge character.


aab433 No.199006

>>198995

Didn't you hear? Nash is no longer a charge character. Neither is Dictator, and Claw got a ton of his charges turned to commands as well.

Betcha babby Dale Dale had an orgasm when he heard that.


80dbcb No.199012

>>199006

At first I thought you were trying to fuck with me, but they really changed Claw and Nash (Dictator is still a charge character unless they changed him). I won't be surprised if they change Urien.


841d1e No.199136

>>199012

no more charge characters anon, SFV is baby mode so they're removing the input wall most players stop at.


80dbcb No.199162

>>199136

4's wall was from the vortex/poking game, and combo inputs involving moves like fireballs and uppercuts into dashes and ultras. Charge moves were pretty to use for basic attacks though.

So did they turn Gief's 360 into a half-circle command?


80dbcb No.200345

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>Rages over a guy not accepting his invites

>Rage quits when people beat him with his characters.

It's going to be interesting to see how Dale fairs in Street Fighter V.


c95013 No.200434

File: 1455113113694.jpg (122.66 KB, 640x687, 640:687, 1453749857432-0.jpg)

>>198915

Fuck off DarkSkynPhil

>>198840

>Corporate would love to see his animal torture 'bate material

Speaking of, has anyone tried this? I would love to see his life ruined


80dbcb No.200556

>>200434

He made a video to demonstrate his acting, but he can't act out of a paper bag. Even if he didn't jerk off to animal torture, no one is going to hire a guy who calls people retards and faggots over terrible fighting games, and makes an ass out of himself without even trying.


1c8e73 No.203493

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>>198915

Hey Darkskyn…


9bd36d No.203623

File: 1456529581513.png (485.54 KB, 757x847, 757:847, lowtier.PNG)


0b86c6 No.204817

jim made low sperg on tweeter and his gf left him


87cd78 No.204940

so did you guys ever watch him get salty over engravings kicking his ass as vega.


80dbcb No.205183

>>204817

I saw nothing about Dale's gf ditching his manbaby ass (You got the source?), but he's trying to start fights with Lupe Fiasco* and Kayne West while sperging over SFV (spoiler: no one is taking him seriously). He's also trying to whore off his shitty merchandise while crying how people shit all over his videos and streams (Gee, I wonder why?).

I don't think Dale raged quit in SFV yet because is trying to make himself look good. Let's see how long this will last.

*Lupe Fiassco did some gimmick matches with Daigo (Japanese pro player for those who don't follow fighting games), and Dale thinks Lupe is a serious pro in SFV for beating Daigo. Lupe doesn't give two fucks what a manbaby thought about the match because not even Daigo took it seriously.

>>204940

Similar videos are all over the place.


d18a69 No.205291

File: 1457745290418.gif (464.35 KB, 500x278, 250:139, nothanks.gif)

>>198791

>Viscant

>fraud at Marvel

09er pls go


cf05b7 No.205331

>>194450

>>194436

The string is tied to the rat's neck and the cat's tail.

Another string is tied to the kitten's neck and the cat's tail

The idea is that the cat notices the rat and tries to catch it. As the cat moves, the rat is yanked away and the cat lunges at it some more. The cat keeps on chasing after the rat as fast as it can while the rat is yanked by the neck. The kitten is also taken on a ride. I assume that the cat is the mother and the kitten is the baby.

Fuck this guy. I'm seriously #triggered right now


ad99d0 No.205802

File: 1458004934604.webm (7.42 MB, 640x360, 16:9, A Low IQ Charge Character.webm)


80dbcb No.206450

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The best part is when his girlfriend leaves the room because she's tired of being ignored by a manchild who has no career in terrible fighting games.

'Just a matter of time when he'll start rage quitting in SFV. Evo is a few months away, but I doubt he'll do anything stupid in West Coast tourneys if he wants to get out in one piece.


8d708d No.206456

Question is if LowTierGod and DarkSydePhil will ever meet and play SF against each other

It's a fucking dream match


68cd13 No.206626

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